@@electrictroy2010 says the fucking tard, comedy, true comedy, requires the utmost intelligence and if you understood the subtext on why it's funny beyond xd random you'd grasp that, sadly you are nothing but a subhuman
@@Azetay67 you know nothing about firearms 😂😂😂 you still need metal parts unless you want a melted piece of plastic that will backfire and blow your arm off
+Oleg Krivonosov I can attest to this, I've learned PHP, Ruby on Rails, HTML, CSS, Pyhton, PHP, but for some reason I am completely unable to learn JavaScrimps....JAvaShramps....black people have some kind of algebraic cancellation when it comes to JabaShanks....
Timothy Schmid :p I don't know if that's true, reading this guy's intentions is difficult, and the other events he's done in public have not been nearly as bad as this. Unless you have anything official or direct, I'm lead to believe that it's intentional, whether or not he sucks at it. He even says "I know I'm a good public speaker," which might be tipping in the direction that it's intentional.
Character breaks: 3:37 That same sense of child-like play 4:43 Teaching African refugees JavaScript 4:58 The challenges that tomorrow will face 5:29 The unwashed masses 6:17 Creator, innovator, artist, idea 7:42 We're all world citizens 9:54 Pollution! War! 14:07 So we looked at the data
7:41 "...And they're sexualising young girls and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it. And that... it shouldn't be that way." I love how only one audience member laughed and everyone else pretended as if they didn't hear it.
The Neo upper class (aka Excelceites) will use their robot slaves to go and harvest the sea potatoes, tomatoes, etc. If you watched the speach and actually listened you would have known...
They should invite real intellectuals on the show such as myself and my fellow redditors. I'd be willing to discuss atheism, science, gaming or even Japanese culture.
I like how he said “walk with me” then started walking backwards. “You’re goin places kid, you’re goin…man we’re so screwed”. Interesting coming back here every so often
So every Friday my teacher puts on an inspirational video as soon as we get in the class, today my friend was allowed to pick the video, I’m sure you can figure out what happened
Timestamps: 5:51 "9/11..." 7:40 "They're sexualizing young girls It's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it..." 8:25 "We don't play hard enough!" 8:40 "CAN YOU CONTROL THE SLIDES!?" 9:49 "Big problems! FIx it! *NOW!*" 14:53 "STATE ENFORCED HOMOSEXUALITY" (ty G H for reminding me about that) 15:57 "BYE, BYE-BYE!"
Most of the major cities will be replaced with vast pleasure domes used exclusively by the Excelsi-ites, who are the neo upper class, while the displaced hordes of lower ground depth grovellers will live underground in tiered cities, endlessly toiling away for nuggets of “neo plasmin”. … Video games are going to get more realistic.
His work spans every continent, and has been featured on television and in print Discovery, Nat Geo, Wise and others. He recently returned from Mogadishu, the most dangerous city on Earth. Where he shadowed the remote El melmut woman on a quest to clean up the streets and restore humanity to their war torn country. I present to you; Sam Hyde: Two Thousand Seventy Paradigm Shift.
This is one of the most incredible things ever done in front of an audience.
agreed, highly underrated
@@James-xn1oe fuck you
It’s just a comedy routine. Not much intelligence underlying it
.
@@James-xn1oe ye old six shitters
@@electrictroy2010 says the fucking tard, comedy, true comedy, requires the utmost intelligence and if you understood the subtext on why it's funny beyond xd random you'd grasp that, sadly you are nothing but a subhuman
>"by my calculations we only have 5 years left"
>talks about the next 50 years
haha dude memetext loll haha based hahaha meme arrows haha
@@uwu-jv2jn R/Woosh XDXDXD😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
See AOC. Says we only have 12 years left. Wants to destroy our economy so everyone starves before we reach the end. It's the leftist way.
@@uwu-jv2jn cringe
It’s so damn easy to point out those who spend way too much time on Reddit
CAN YOU CONTROL THE SLIDES
grandpathong go back GO BACK !! Ok Ok
They can't control the slides
I can't control my sides
b-but radkun it is 4:19 o' clock i swear i do not indulge in narcotics
"We're just gonna kill 'em!"
awkward silence
"WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL 'EM!!"
*awkward silence intensifies*
".... So we looked at the data"
get dunked on
the norm macdonald style.. if your punchline doesn’t land just repeat it until
it does
They listened to him and created the Corona to kill old and the weak
When in doubt double down.
13:48
The satire is so real it hurts
J it is no longer satire in many ways
The javascript thing has been real for a long time
Big chungus shaggy
U have no idea bro
Goobas
"Ideas are great. Ideas are like currency. Great ideas come in all shapes and sizes. 9/11."
ROFL
question: what is ROFL?
yechiel black rolling on the floor laughing
Ideas are like currency, and yet he said currency will be actual garbage.
Best part
Sometimes great ideas are horrible ideas 😂
I love his attempts to not laugh at his own bullshit.
soda stream will do for soda what 3d printers did for assault rifles
Essentially nothing
👉🏾👌🏾
Genius! 👍 Recycle & Reload!😉
@@Azetay67 you know nothing about firearms 😂😂😂 you still need metal parts unless you want a melted piece of plastic that will backfire and blow your arm off
I lost it at "teaching African refugees how to program java script", Sam Hyde master troll
I thought ht was serious about that.
Me too. It was even funnier being that I know JS very well, lol.
goodkat hehe, mega troll XD, heee master troll XSDDXDDDD hehe i hope to be a troll irl and on the net some day!!! XDDDDD
goodkat I love how he covers his face as if he's trying not to laugh
+Oleg Krivonosov I can attest to this, I've learned PHP, Ruby on Rails, HTML, CSS, Pyhton, PHP, but for some reason I am completely unable to learn JavaScrimps....JAvaShramps....black people have some kind of algebraic cancellation when it comes to JabaShanks....
did he slap himself to keep himself from laughing?
fuck tyou
Also puts the paper in front of his face a few times lol
Timothy Schmid I think it's intentional that he looks like he sucks at public speaking. IT's like meta public speaking.
Timothy Schmid :p I don't know if that's true, reading this guy's intentions is difficult, and the other events he's done in public have not been nearly as bad as this. Unless you have anything official or direct, I'm lead to believe that it's intentional, whether or not he sucks at it. He even says "I know I'm a good public speaker," which might be tipping in the direction that it's intentional.
You can see him cracking up right before he hides his face literally every single time. He definitely slapped himself to keep himself from laughing.
"Good luck searching on the internet for Al Qaeda in 2070. Youll have better luck going next door and asking them in person."
Europe 2019
Gets me every time years on
Not even lying a house two streets from mine got raided because there was muslim extremists in it, I live in London.
TheSnoozeFox get out of that shithole
@@TheSnoozeFox Get a gun to protect yourself. OH WAIT YOU CAN'T! LMAO
i love how everyone went silent as soon as he said "WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL EM"
well said
Timestamp?
FamilyBuiscut 13:57
his laugh when he tries to start up right after that gets me every fucking time
I
"Teaching African Refugees how to program Java script"
@ludwig amadeus Whats the difference, when your African.
@@QW0R Unironically just happened at the Fed.
@@drwhite7285 About 20 IQ points.
@Conor Winston you just gotta scream it
2019 "learn to code" lol
Character breaks:
3:37 That same sense of child-like play
4:43 Teaching African refugees JavaScript
4:58 The challenges that tomorrow will face
5:29 The unwashed masses
6:17 Creator, innovator, artist, idea
7:42 We're all world citizens
9:54 Pollution! War!
14:07 So we looked at the data
So you looked at the data
@@_marlene What can I say, I'm a creator, innovator, artist, idea
That was a hilarious parody of tedx at tedx.
it also shows a lot of incompetence on tedx' part.
Tex x next x
"We looked at the data" just shows an image of a family sitting next to a tv
"roll the clip!" *shows picture*
This is the most uncomfortable thing ever. I love it.
Race riots
you should check his visit to Rutgers
"I was at a college and there was a student..."
*2 minutes later*
"...that student was Albert Einstein"
Kamala Harris to Biden: And that little girl was Albert Einstein.
@@worfsonofmogh1154 Biden in response: I knew that hair tickled my nose more than usual
That 9/11 thing floored me.
Wht 9/11 thing?
And your name was "1 WTC"
@@ongogablogian1876 watch again
"great ideas come in all shapes and sizes...
...9/11"
"By some guys who couldn't even speak English"
Fucks me up
I'm an important thinker
Innovator
idea
Technology
... creator, innovator, artist, idea. But above all else...
I'm a passionate, childlike INNOVATOR.
The "we're just gonna kill em" was like the best fucking part and nobody laughed, I love it.
WALK WITH ME
apanst hahahaha
can't wait for Cyberpunk 2070 the lore sounds really deep. Can't wait to gather all that neo-plasmin
Data-pagan, aaand a cyber-vegan
one more month and we can finally start gathering
out right now
It sucks :(
Spoiler aleeeert, it sucks
"By my calculations we have five years until the world ends"
*spends the rest of the time talking about 2070*
That's how much he cares about ideas
"I dunno, man. It's nothing. It's just a bunch of crap."
Best feeling ever. Audience has no clue.
He was so excited to answer that question
7:42 "And they're sexualizing young girls and its getting to the point where even I have a problem with it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
And it shouldn't be that way
the woman in the front seems to really enjoy the talk
The elderly understand satire
She rules
Loved watching her react and you can even hear her laughing
It's his mom
@@friedawuzhere Actually it was his girlfriend.
7:41 "...And they're sexualising young girls and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it. And that... it shouldn't be that way."
I love how only one audience member laughed and everyone else pretended as if they didn't hear it.
Imagine what would’ve happened if they had given him the second set of 18 minutes.... we’d be so much more enlightened about the coming paradigm shift
I'm surprised he held it together as well as he did after the Albert Einstein bit. I'd have just given up.
11:15 Sea floor farming is hard. Who's gonna dive down and pull the seaweeds?
Mexicans.
African kids! Thanks to Mr. Hyde, they know Javascript!
The Neo upper class (aka Excelceites) will use their robot slaves to go and harvest the sea potatoes, tomatoes, etc. If you watched the speach and actually listened you would have known...
Just to show how little they put into researching their speakers they literally had the guy read word for word off a wikipedia article
Those kids are so lucky Sam wasn't armed.
If he were, they wouldn't have gotten away with it.
They almost put him into a self-defense situation
ive watched this probably 10 times now. It is pure genius.
"Culture is a Sewer" Never have truer words been spoken in all of human history.
>room full of people sitting down
"Walk with me.."
"we gave ipads to starving Africans"
“Ideas are currency’s“ Sam Hyde just predicted the 2017 shitcoin market
Oh he did and made bank off of it lol
@anonymous Yes and its overhyped bunk. Good for you tho.
2021 and nfts
>when you take the piss out of tedx but it turns out to be almost all true
Incredible.
And the newest 3D Printer... your kid is gonna be printing up muslim barbie dolls!
"it's just a bunch of crap" I don't think I've laughed so hard at nothing tbh
They should invite real intellectuals on the show such as myself and my fellow redditors. I'd be willing to discuss atheism, science, gaming or even Japanese culture.
Wow someoen marked this as spam they got really grumpy
Yeah... Your name definitely sounds intellectual.
Fuck reddit
The fact you are here is quite funny and ironic. Thank you for your presence and time.
you're trying too hard
He looks like he just joined Caesar’s legion
Giving a African village Ipads.
I think I can die happy after watching this video.
Sam Hyde is actually a modern genius. No one matches his humor.
Nathan Fielder does
Sawyer Dina ew
You never heard of Nick Rochefort and Charles Carrol?
read the description his sceipt was written by his fans
He’s no genius, just a provocateur comedian who wants to make cash by stirring the political shit pot by being a rebellious conservative.
The entire time he was on stage, it was a self defense situation
"We've got 7 billion people in the world.
And according to UN projections it's going to go upto 50 billion people"
"Race riots, extreme racial unrest" He fucking nailed that one.
Yeah, that’s never not going to be true.
Talk to your racist grandma abt the 60s
@@deadmeatjb still not as bad as today
Bro, if you think you've seen the worst of it...
@@AS-rd4xi u dont believe that but glad to see teenagers are still edgy
Honestly that old lady up front laughed way more than I expected
He's trying hard not to laugh. Ha ha! The audience seems so serious.
When the audience asks the other presenter a question and his answer sounds identical to everything Hyde just said.
absolutely hilarious
***** yes
***** sorry it isn't anime. Wouldn't want you to watch anything without gigantic mouths and eyes
***** agreed
I like how he said “walk with me” then started walking backwards. “You’re goin places kid, you’re goin…man we’re so screwed”. Interesting coming back here every so often
He recently returned from Mogadishu
Looking good kenya maybe hit the gym a little
I have not laughed this hard in a very very long time.
So we looked at the data
So every Friday my teacher puts on an inspirational video as soon as we get in the class, today my friend was allowed to pick the video, I’m sure you can figure out what happened
Big Dawg Productions when did she turn it off?
@@nxxdle_ the world may never know
@@spacecat77 I'd really like to know
@@joshuasedore me too
I too would like to know
Why does this not have millions of views? It's way better than all of those fake ass pranks on youtube...
This is blowing my socks clean off.
One of the masterpieces of the contemporary world.
How did no one get him out
Timestamps:
5:51 "9/11..."
7:40 "They're sexualizing young girls It's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it..."
8:25 "We don't play hard enough!"
8:40 "CAN YOU CONTROL THE SLIDES!?"
9:49 "Big problems! FIx it! *NOW!*"
14:53 "STATE ENFORCED HOMOSEXUALITY" (ty G H for reminding me about that)
15:57 "BYE, BYE-BYE!"
Left out state enforced homosexuality
"It's-because-it's that sense of childlike playing eh that's gonna save us in the end, Albert Einstein"
I love how he constantly has to cover his face so that no one sees how hard he's laughing.
Most of the major cities will be replaced with vast pleasure domes used exclusively by the Excelsi-ites, who are the neo upper class, while the displaced hordes of lower ground depth grovellers will live underground in tiered cities, endlessly toiling away for nuggets of “neo plasmin”.
…
Video games are going to get more realistic.
His work spans every continent, and has been featured on television and in print Discovery, Nat Geo, Wise and others. He recently returned from Mogadishu, the most dangerous city on Earth. Where he shadowed the remote El melmut woman on a quest to clean up the streets and restore humanity to their war torn country. I present to you; Sam Hyde: Two Thousand Seventy Paradigm Shift.
"Pollution, war. These are big problems. Fix it. NOW!"
Freaky how Facebook having your birth certificate really doesn't seem that far fetched anymore
Doctor: you have 20 minutes to live
Me:
Looks like 15:57 might be coming early
BYEE!! BYE-BYE! BYEEE!!!!
unless nothing ever happens
put world turns on israel into jewgle@@Terf1988
The trash economy bit was hilarious
When he starts yelling at the poor projector guy 😧😭
brilliant.
"dup dup swipe it and it works!"
You ever had a sea salad
I would have not been able to keep myself from laughing as much as he did
15:56 incredible foresight, samu al hayid was ahead of his time
"countries that explore [space] have the highest standards of living... China, Portugal, Spain..."
bruh
So i guess we are at the knock out game part now
If you've seen one ted talk, you've seen em all
iPads built into every school desk might happen tbh
"I think there can't possibly be anything worse than what we have now."
It's only 2021.
I too am a passionate, child-like innovator
The Great Reset, Starring Sam Hyde.
He predicted the gas prices if anything
fucking genius, such a unique and informative kind of comedy.
I always lose it when he says "fix it. NOW!"
"Walk with me"
*walks backwards*
Sam turned 40 when he was 20 then stopped aging
Lol the guy who got asked a question at the end started doing what Sam did without even realizing it
Prophetic
“Good luck searching for alqaeda on the internet in 2070 you’re better off going next door and asking them” 💀💀
Unfortunately Israel still exists.
Just you wait.
And it will take the western world with it.
2070, comin up
You care that much about Israel?
"You're astraly projecting"
"The Neo-Earth Good Government League" Damn, they sound pretty trustworthy
“They’re sexualizing young girls, and it’s getting to a point where even I have a problem with it” 😂 I’m dying hahaha
That was the greatest thing i've ever watched.
5 years. 8 years later
That video actually cured my Hepatitis
I’ve been all around the grlobe.
Globe.