[@BilltheFifth]

I love how he refers to an outfit composed entirely of items purchased at Ross as "Full Ross". HAHA. "Rolled up in my Citizen watch, full Ross".

[@peterthompsonfunny]

Hahahahahaha. “I think you know what happened next 😏”

[@LayneCocaine]

Citizen. ROSS.

[@holdenmcroinn9193]

that’s what made me look this shit up, glad to know there’re fellow connoisseurs out there

[@diabl2master]

Full rune

[@christianperez7846]

I love how nick’s role is just being shirtless off camera

[@sodacrackers6903]

Every Massachusetts home has a shirtless balding guy at the kitchen table.

[@user-on2ys9jr6t]

On camera... if he was off camera you wouldn't know he was there

[@Frank7489]

He wasn’t just shirtless, his hair was disheveled and his expression was vacant bordering on deranged. He served as a stark contrast to the preppy and clean cut appearance of Sam’s character. His time on camera served as a metaphor for how the true nature of the proletariat is often eschewed by the bourgeoise, especially in advertisements. I know because I bought the synopsis at Ross

[@alguienconunvideojuego4606]

​@@sodacrackers6903If you don't have one you get a fine.

[@changstein]

Sams a size 13, you know what they say - big feet, big blue balls

[@westy229]

Big purple conch

[@mrrogers88]

You know what they say about men with big feet...
They wear big shoes

[@NobodyCaresALot]

@@mrrogers88 big shoes, bigger S O C K S

[@toggle_blackbox9125]

MY BALLS ARE PUUURRRRPLLEEEEE

[@Wetknees]

Diaphragm size?

[@ObscureChess]

Using this as my audition monologue

[@Raph920]

did it work out ?

[@JasonDearmin]

Did you get the part?

[@scouttrooperhh-1487]

Hired

[@killerskillet]

It was a LOCK. Full Ross.

[@Make-Asylums-Great-Again]

This is my internal monologue.

[@pi198273]

My sister, finishes the Boston marathon, so proud of her. Took her to a Red Sox to celebrate, the seats I got I'm telling, you wouldn't believe me about the seats I got at the Red Sox. Red Sox, Red Sox, Red Sox, game. From Boston, I like going to expensive suit places. Red Sox, Red Sox. I like going to ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS, ROSS. Dave - John, look at you, you look nice! Ah thanks! Where'd you get those clothes? Ah, you know I went to ROSS? You went to ROSS? I went to ROSS, of course! I knew you looked good today! Look at those! I've been trying to get you to wear those shoes for months! My chick,she won't get with me, she won't give me any, my chick won't give me any a-quality time, quality time, my chick won't give me any quality time, I need my QT, my quality time, my chick won't give me any QT, unless I'm looking nice, and that means ROSS. You kidding me right here? New nautica kicks ok? These are funky these go with a lot of things. 30 Bucks? At ROSS? What? Whaat? Whaaaat? You s- are you kidding me right now? Whaaaaat? 30 Bucks? At ROSS? Talk about stone cold smart talk about putting the sizzle on okay when you hit that pussy she's gonna feel like she's getting shocked with a taser. Trust me bro, that pussy is gonna open like a quagmire, like a sandpit, and suck you in, and you're never gonna get out. Trust me if you go to Ross and you are wearing a Citizen watch. Tell you what, next time you're getting some-a little quality time, little QT, quality time with your chick, pull out a Citizen watch, and then just feel how wet the pussy gets. When you got a Citizen watch and you're wearing FULLROSS, trust me bro. Yeah I remember ###### she was a TIGHT little piece, okay? I remember that girl. Very fresh milkmaid skin big milky jugs she didn't know what to do with them, she was ######, oooooooueh! She was a prude, though. She wouldn't do anything, except one day I rolled up wearing a Citizen watch, FULLROSS, and I think you know what happened next. ANE. Fucking took the anus, bro. Anus. Told her not to eat anything but she still ate something and there was a turd in her ass and totally turned me off forever this perfect little cutie. She was a perfect, she was a nine point SIX, for real not exaggerating told her not to eat anything. Took her anal virginity. Citizen, ROSS, okay? She had a turd in her ass, totally RUINED it, FOREVER, totally ruined it forever, I would much rather, ROSS. ROSS, man. You think I'm wearing this to hangout? No, I don't wear this to hangout with you guys, you guys aren't important enough, I'm sorry, okay? I wear this when I'm going on a business flight okay? When I'm meeting up uhhhh with- when I'm meeting up with the big guys you know Elon Musk, uhhhh, uhhhhh, can you look up top ve- top ANE investors? Okay? Good day at work today babe, tell you what, you know Chris the guy who was bothering me about the whole CC-ing on the emails fiasco? Yeah, well, when he saw that I had gone to ROSS? Yeah well when he saw that I had just gotten back from ROSS, (you went to ROSS?) ooooooooooueeeh! (you went to ROSS) oooooooooooooooooooueeeh! Changed his tune a little bit. And the boss, uh, he said I was very sharp today so. And, uh, that BITCH, bitch, bitch. And then- And, that uh, BITCH that I hate, Lindsay. Lindsay? And also, uh, that bitch that I hate, Lindsay? She even complimented me so, good day. ROSS, so I'm telling the guy walking in there you lock eyes, he's wearing ROSS, I'm wearing ROSS. Right then I knew it was a LOCK. I know it's a LOCK. ----

[@Yoppy..]

youre the hero we all deserve

[@potatofrogs5999]

I'm pretty sure Sam said butt sex instead of red sox once.

[@jamesmason3687]

My sister finished the Boston marathon and all she got was shrapnel

[@pi198273]

@@jamesmason3687 READ SIEGE BY JAMES MASON

[@jax5k]

soup places

[@mrsickwick]

I feel much better about shopping at Ross now that Sam has endorsed them. I also can confirm everything he said as absolute truth.

[@AinsleyHarriott1]

you went to Ross?

[@UkraineJames2000]

Ane

[@getgle]

George F(loyd)

[@mrsickwick]

@@getgle he's my hero, I want to grow up to be just like him. I'm doing tons of Chinese happy powder so I'm on my way I think. I think pregnant ladies are next.

[@AnselGaddy]

this is the weirdest commercial I have ever seen

[@moss42069]

dark video when you realize he isn’t joking for most of it

[@skelebonezone]

what's so dark about buying from Ross. Sam is the most serious human on the planet and only buys from the best stores. (Ross.)

[@DestroyerX61]

The editing on this vid is god tier

[@bokusworld9780]

Thank you, I nailed it.

[@Ethantk12]

My boy Jackson

[@ericvega3597]

Not really

[@sanfordwhatley3916]

It’s very surprising I think a lot of the editing on his vids are insanely good

[@sanfordwhatley3916]

Low key the most entertaining editing

[@frydemwingz]

All this time Ive been pulling out a fake Rolex gold painted watch when it could have been a Citizen watch.

[@farticusmaximusOG]

Harvester?

[@Ericthefilo]

This is better marketing for Ross than anything they could've come up with themselves

[@chrisbilling]

I like to think nick just woke up and found them filming in his house

[@mymicrowave]

This one is my personal favorite. Classic. ANE

[@cowboybushido1195]

This man is PULLING us so many generations into the future with his level of comedy I have no doubt that by 2025 we will have gone full circle

[@PopeCromwell]

full ROSS

[@whoever79]

is that good or bad? is the circle something to be celebrated? im just gonna take my prescribed zoloft and do more cocaine

[@idrinktapwater6174]

just wait till his 2070 predictions are all true

[@mommyanddaddywerealiengods]

@@whoever79 just snort zoloft, it's the same thing
don't forget to bleed from the nose!

[@francisnorthwood7862]

the fact that the whole skit is about how he had sex with a minor makes it even more funny right?

[@benp9793]

finna get some ane

[@fivefinger100]

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[@crontor]

((ANE))
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[@scouttrooperhh-1487]

Brø

[@RantsNReviews]

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[@str8904]

White socks with a suit jacket? Sam really is a monster.

[@1986ljes]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@scouttrooperhh-1487]

Tell that to the children he depopulated from schoolyards

[@offendedandunsubscribed7450]

I love how finds the right “quality time” voice

[@destubae3271]

*equality time

[@hibachifordinner8945]

He's wearing Ross, I'm wearing Ross, right then I knew it was a LOCK.

[@KittenB0nes]

I rolled up with a citizen watch...full ross
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[@alphadream953]

rewatched so many t imes

[@zaraza-wc6qd]

Can you look up top ANE investors?

[@RantsNReviews]

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[@jimmysseedandfeed4062]

If we get banned:
We meet in the men's bathroom of the abandoned McDonald's in Post, Texas. Just knock on the door and someone will ask you who it is. Say "Teenus". You will then be asked what kind of watch you have. Say it's a Citizen Watch, from Ross. The door will open. Come prepared to leave your old life behind.

[@Kromsmitesyou]

Can I bring my AK?

[@user-fw8wt4qo3o]

@@Kromsmitesyou I’m going to blow my shitty little brains out all over that stall next Tuesday at 3:47 AM

[@whyisblue923taken]

There was a guy in a dress with his mouth all over some guy's junk. Are you sure this is the right place?

[@marcusizayah]

ANE

[@kai-in1xt]

Holy shit I totally forgot about this

[@grapevine2801]

Nicks face at the beginning golden

[@morgan6724]

It seems like every week I stumble across some random 5 year old Sam Hyde video that's pure gold.

[@save_cats]

He brought a knife to school - I told him he was lookin sharp

[@crab_aesthetics]

r o s s

[@__iconoclast7744]

TRUST ME BRO this is probably my favorite thing Sam ever did

[@sotysowickabrzezinski4761]

didnt sematary block juju because he was hanging out with sam's buddies and called him an alt righter

[@JafacaksWasTaken]

@@sotysowickabrzezinski4761 sem is a f@g, haunted mound already fell off

[@DerEineDa96]

HE WENT TO ROSS?!?!

[@hunrb27]

I bust out the Citizen watch, for when I meet the big rigs like Elon Musk LMAO. Ross.

[@windmonkey95]

Real men don't spend "QT" with their chicks, real men find a female they like on the street an accost her until they get to plowin behind a dumpster in a burger king parking lot... you've really let me down this time, dude.

[@blackphillip8486]

Wooooowooooo Rape Train! All aboard!!! 🚂🚨🚨🚨

[@martingarricks6209]

Discipline Daddy just do it at night, below a bridge with a saxophone artist playing on it. That ain’t rape

[@Shiroi0moi]

@@racheldolezal738 Real men don't go after a chick if her age isn't on the clock

[@PopeCromwell]

top g up here, sending mony to andy t
$$$++

[@Javon1983]

Excuse me, are those Ross jeans that you're wearing?

[@Ezio999Auditore]

Uh no that’s a Citizen watch.

[@KennyFoord]

GOD this was good, JACKSON WALLIS is the best editor on the team

[@wagonhop3615]

9 point.....SIIIIX!

[@slipamo4309]

For real

[@user-nk8hi1tz3n]

Slip Amo not exaggerating

[@rob_visual]

this is the best commercial for ROSS ever

[@motherflange]

Citizen Ross.

[@jenkhemhuffersanonymous3990]

R.I.P Christopher damn forgot about him right in the feels

[@Mister_Clean]

Can't corner the Dorner

[@zephyrp8836]

He's wearing Ross, I'm wearing ross. Right then I knew it was a LOCK

[@andysustic2649]

how do you not have your own show bro

[@Alex-tq4yx]

Too Soon.

[@Davidson640]

RIP

[@DerEineDa96]

ouch

[@picklejar7236]

lol

[@Urgaas]

It still hurts

[@zayl777]

Man, that sound at the start gives me severe nostalgia

[@markersarebeast2]

this is literally my favorite video

[@RantsNReviews]

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[@Peremptor]

Ah the classics.

[@dephlection]

i enjoy eating expensive chowder.

[@eisenhoward1]

this is probably the best video on the internet of all time

[@scouttrooperhh-1487]

Ross
Citizen Watch
Ane

[@doti6533]

3:16 the way the camera man bumps him with the camera lmfaoaoaoa

[@MrSevenEleven]

Dammmmn, how did I forget this CLASSIC?

[@FrenchToast02]

Citizen R O S S

[@KittenB0nes]

Ane Ane Ane

[@johnmattera6772]

Fire Ross dripp! Much love from providence Rhode Island!!

[@ScoDucks]

that Dota Razor Static Link sound

[@marknaughton1849]

5:11 Funny to see the amusement with the word LOCK still there years later, in the car video about naming his son LOCK

[@Ken-pv9zu]

[FULL ROSS]

[@Thomas-vm1jy]

Every MDE video is a fever dream

[@drwhite7285]

Is this the mass executioner sam hyde?

[@scouttrooperhh-1487]

Sam "6 million more"Hyde thats right

[@granudisimo]

@@scouttrooperhh-1487 Sam "shoot through a crowd of people to defend myself" Hyde.

[@zackb99]

Sam "More like 280,000" Hyde

[@NathanialWheelerHD]

totally ruined it forever. I would much rather Ross

[@AinsleyHarriott1]

Boston bombing and Chris Dorner comedy is so underrated

[@jldoubleu4993]

Best part is when he gets half way out the door and just changes his mind

[@bigsauce1116]

It's 2020. Shit still tracks

[@windogendoors7566]

Josie goes to Ross

[@ZDson3112]

I love that I can look at the decor and know that Nick was living in this house.

[@tylerjackson7531]

I was literally just thinking that on my re-viewing of this. All the antiques and prints on the walls. The lamps. The mid century couch.

[@ZDson3112]

@@tylerjackson7531 @1:49 Look at the little glass table for the center of the couch and tell me that's not Nick.

[@George-ee3wl]

Thats not nick​@@ZDson3112

[@bokusworld9780]

Goin’ Full Ross. Nick’s HOT LITTLE SLICEY.

[@nathan-jh2ku]

This is the best advertisement ever made

[@stevenlesniak9316]

This is one of the best videos on youjizz

[@ketchupandjuice]

I went to ross for the first time and bought 2 shirts after watching this (ironically? not sure). if anything advertisers should Sam.

[@bonk2910]

yeah they should sam

[@ice_g0466]

6 years later I still come back to see how wet the p gets.. it’s still a lock

[@cyanrazorCel]

My name is Riley Ross, and I grew up near Boston.
This video was made for me.

[@Tren.hegellian]

Yeah I'll wear my Omega to McDonalds, when it's date night, C I T I Z E N W A T C H

[@buschtrout1499]

i watch this weekly

[@SoSS_Operator]

My name is Austin Ross and I approve of Boston Ross.

[@TOAOM123]

Cutie wont give em QT

[@LittleDinkens]

im always wearing FULL ROSS

[@SDSypher]

I’m proud to say that this is the video that introduced me to Sammy boy many a year ago.

[@rockandaardvarks]

Fishtank fans, remember when Josie said she goes to Ross every other day?

[@rob_visual]

nick is perfect in this. looking not good but gives that smile.

[@bernardoohigginsvevo2974]

Nice WiiPlay alien abduction sound effect at 1:42

[@WORLDCRUSHER9000]

COPS EXECUTED

[@carolynblaney1382]

Sam looks great! I’m sorry his lady won’t give him some quality time. I’m stunned right now!! 😍

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Love the intro

[@Liliana-qi8rw]

So good forever.

[@destubae3271]

The Boston bomber getting ready for his Rolling Stone cover shoot

[@TheMusicLeak]

nine point SIX

[@scouttrooperhh-1487]

Furreal

[@AinsleyHarriott1]

Why do I keep coming back here

[@ryanpatrickwhite97]

Blue velvet poster is awesome. Ross lovers love Dave Lynch.

[@entertainme7523]

Explains alot

[@ryanpatrickwhite97]

@@entertainme7523 David Lynch is a wild man 💯

[@ShutoStriker]

This reminds me of one of those nightmares where you're just along for the ride with no control.

[@CameronSpanos]

So im telling the guy, im walking in there...we lock eyes. He's wearing ross , I'M wearing ross. Right then i knew it was a lock

[@zan6585]

I love when Nick plays the gf

[@JamesAllenQuinn]

I'm a size 13 too! Love commenting on 3 year old videos

[@vertexed5540]

Probably the best part is that until seeing this video I thought there weren't Ross stores in Massachusetts

[@HamptonCollabs]

pulled up, full ross

[@Bouchon211]

Ross's superbowl commercial.

[@Nem0451]

I learned about this through my time playing Sven-Coop

[@tekenertehee]

How?

[@Nem0451]

@@tekenertehee there are modded servers on sven coop that have a sound feature you can play if you type the word out in chat, and that's how I found out about Sam Hyde and his Boston Ross. One of the sounds play this part out for you, no joke. I laughed my ass off for days.

[@jonnyboy162]

Fuck i miss Sven Coop. Based.

[@ReDieaN]

ane *ＷＯＯＷＥＥ*

[@sinisis2000]

Simmons...

[@anthonyweinersnose2583]

Is it true Sam abused a young girl?

[@entertainme7523]

me

[@armando5718]

I'm wondering the same, I came to this video because I read somewhere the chick with dirty ass he references here is her

[@ephemera5714]

Yeah, heard through the grapevine the girl he's talking about in the video was 15 when they were dating. I'm so surprised, Mr Hyde seems like such a nice, intelligent and compassionate gentleman.

[@LemSportsinterviews]

"WOW!"

[@zamaxtechno]

Marky?

[@augustriches]

Is there any proof of that other than those photos? Some people are super good with photoshop and shit. I just don't wanna believe it to be true and none of my research has really gotten me any strong evidence one way or the other.

[@zamaxtechno]

@@augustriches yeah idk whats true but I just think its funny

[@augustriches]

@@zamaxtechno seems to have been totally out of the news for quite some time. there's like one forum that's still actively talking about it but there's not been much new info, just allot of arguing.

[@augustriches]

I just wanna get to the bottom of it cause it's kinda fucked and it's made Sam a bit harder to watch not knowing if it's true or not. Especially old Sam around the time it allegedly happened.

[@Ivan-bk9xs]

@@augustriches probably fake there's no actual evidence just "x said y said that z said sam shitted und farted"

[@sebastianhoyos1961]

2:27 lmao favorite part

[@urthofthenewsun8465]

The Razor sound effects from Dota 2 are hilarious

[@Dr.Trustmeonthisone]

Also Venomancers poison nova on the ear zoom lmfao