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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2018

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  • @Dwightpower88
    @Dwightpower88 2 года назад +1136

    I'd hate if pharmaceutical CEOs got stabbed randomly that would be terrible

    • @derrickharmon7980
      @derrickharmon7980 2 года назад

      That'd be terrible, if it was for them my cousin might still be getting molested by that pill popping freak scary Gary from down the street. How else would we do population control hunters shoot dear, pharmaceutical reps kill people such is the circle of life.

    • @based_prophet
      @based_prophet 2 года назад

      you have to perform a violent civil war n aristocratic genocide in the millions get a few knifes n alot of smokes - miyomoto Mac knifo

    • @R.Lennartz
      @R.Lennartz 2 года назад +38

      A tragedy

    • @WrangleMcDangle
      @WrangleMcDangle Год назад

      It happened to Barry Sherman. PoS pharma CEO was super-murdered in his home. drowned the fuckhead in his pool next to his wife

    • @doomer66
      @doomer66 Год назад +61

      please do not KILL CEOS

  • @UncleDeppy
    @UncleDeppy 2 года назад +849

    "dont talk to yourself" so subtle yet so good

    • @CubicLice
      @CubicLice 2 года назад +109

      He says it so perfectly, like a person who learned that from mistakes.

    • @spitefulraven
      @spitefulraven Год назад +16

      Rookie mistake.

    • @abraxas9340
      @abraxas9340 4 месяца назад

      It's so good man

  • @boonstuff
    @boonstuff 5 лет назад +907

    “Don’t kill me with a knife. Don’t stab me with a knife.” - Tim Heidecker

    • @mariussielcken
      @mariussielcken Год назад +21

      Scottsdale is working class after all. Because it's very diverse.

    • @BlackC13
      @BlackC13 Год назад +5

      Handshake, A FIRM ONE!

    • @oklahomakidz
      @oklahomakidz 3 месяца назад +4

      Killing someone who's already dead inside isn't technically murder 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @THB_DX
    @THB_DX 2 года назад +659

    3 rules for life:
    1. Make yourself plain
    2. Conceal your weapon
    3. Don't talk to yourself

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 Год назад +7

      ok, MKUltra

    • @LZRD107
      @LZRD107 Год назад +28

      Can't believe these rules came from Jordan Peterson

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 Год назад

      But first, go to a gas station and pick up a weapon

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 Год назад +8

      @@LZRD107 speaking of MKUltra...

    • @ArgonNoble
      @ArgonNoble 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@LZRD107Funny voice lobster man

  • @Tony-Gunk
    @Tony-Gunk 5 лет назад +424

    The overhand slash heard around the world

  • @cptnd3851
    @cptnd3851 5 лет назад +639

    Ken Lewis
    Chris Cox
    Jon Corzine
    Tim Geithner
    Ben Bernanke

  • @mvwil
    @mvwil 5 лет назад +507

    dude Charls is a physical genius. The way he runs and moves is so good

    • @brennancrane6822
      @brennancrane6822 2 года назад

      It’s like he is mimicking Hyde. Fuck you fucks for making me like your comedy.

    • @thedog7494
      @thedog7494 Год назад

      yeah must suck being fat huh

    • @George-ee3wl
      @George-ee3wl 6 месяцев назад

      So sexy to❤❤

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher 2 месяца назад +1

      The way he moves in “angels in the streets” is so much gooder

  • @KingFahtah
    @KingFahtah 5 лет назад +1240

    Don't kill senior bank executives with a knife ok?

    • @Thekeninger
      @Thekeninger 5 лет назад +125

      i'll try but i can't promise nothing

    • @grahamhornecker395
      @grahamhornecker395 5 лет назад +102

      That sounds like something a senior bank executive would say

    • @perc2517
      @perc2517 5 лет назад +19

      *FORMER

    • @fruitshishkabob
      @fruitshishkabob 5 лет назад +3

      As if any of the pussies here would be willing to take extreme measures

    • @KingFahtah
      @KingFahtah 5 лет назад +21

      @@fruitshishkabob Hey unhinged incel psychopaths love Sam Hyde. We wouldn't want to encourage them to do anything drastic. That would be baaaaaaaadddddd.

  • @jerichosamurai
    @jerichosamurai 8 месяцев назад +24

    This clip aged extremely well.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 2 года назад +206

    Thanks to this video, over 100,000 people know who Jon Corzine is, and they all have nothing but the most positive feelings for him.

  • @Ken-pv9zu
    @Ken-pv9zu 5 лет назад +183

    ANY DUMPSTER WILL DO

  • @seanpaul93
    @seanpaul93 2 года назад +49

    best quote out of context "go to a gas station and pick up a weapon"

  • @yofyo
    @yofyo Год назад +91

    I think about this skit every day. multiple times a day

    • @mattyboyanderson
      @mattyboyanderson Год назад +12

      I try to work phrases from it into everyday conversation, like "Don't talk to yourself" and "Don't kill me with a knife walking around Washington DC, 'cause that's where you can find me, don't stab me with a knife"

    • @mamaluigi74
      @mamaluigi74 3 месяца назад

      same

  • @gudfren7700
    @gudfren7700 2 года назад +22

    "Don't talk to yourself"

  • @skycrossbones
    @skycrossbones 5 лет назад +361

    Thanks Sam, I am going to do this to the CEOs of Banks that stood in Congress and testified in front of live TV watched by millions of Americans. You really helped me out today. :)

    • @isabelasuplicy2658
      @isabelasuplicy2658 2 года назад +43

      too bad nobody ever does. they get the innocent grocery shoppers and schoolkids though so I guess it's all good

    • @enochianwolf
      @enochianwolf Год назад

      @@isabelasuplicy2658 yes, the "shooters" never go after the people who run the country into the ditch, they only go after normal people. almost makes you wonder if the shooters are working for the people who run the country into the ditch

    • @grumfeldvanderspooijwanker1627
      @grumfeldvanderspooijwanker1627 Год назад +3

      in minecraft

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 Год назад +5

      ​@@grumfeldvanderspooijwanker1627No, in real life!

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist 5 лет назад +368

    thats my purse, I don't know you!

    • @smocaine.
      @smocaine. 5 лет назад +5

      gosh darn it bobby

  • @maknavickas
    @maknavickas 2 года назад +291

    This is perfect and is the type of thing anybody with self-respect who makes art should be doing. We know who the vampires are so we should say it out loud without fear.

  • @terrorwavegabber
    @terrorwavegabber 3 года назад +242

    it's not about comedy, it's about sending the message

    • @lastname2139
      @lastname2139 2 года назад +9

      No I think its about comedy

    • @nunyabiznis9598
      @nunyabiznis9598 2 года назад +31

      @@lastname2139 no I think its about sending the message

    • @PeachBoi_Real
      @PeachBoi_Real 2 года назад +1

      @@nunyabiznis9598 No, i think its about comedy

    • @Dolo999
      @Dolo999 2 года назад +9

      @@PeachBoi_Real i think its about sending comedy a message

    • @Derek_Wyld
      @Derek_Wyld Год назад

      @@nunyabiznis9598 I was about to shit on your name but then I sounded it out

  • @Celestial_Emissary
    @Celestial_Emissary 5 лет назад +491

    sir, I need a cigarette. Do you have a smoke?

  • @detectivebloor4011
    @detectivebloor4011 2 года назад +161

    I’ve learned more in one week of knife school than 8 years of homosexual defense academy

    • @georgesorros8463
      @georgesorros8463 2 года назад +43

      You did 8 years in the Israeli army?!

    • @the_nowak2931
      @the_nowak2931 Год назад

      Israel thanks you for spreading democracy and sexual degeneracy to Israel’s enemies

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 11 месяцев назад +4

      I’m dying over here 😅 Don’t bomb my war ship pls.

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 9 месяцев назад

      Yes sir diaper fetish 14th brigade of the 88th Foreskin Corp. Hoorah!

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 8 месяцев назад +2

      TAKE THE PLEDGE!

  • @malcolmalexanderbigddixon3286
    @malcolmalexanderbigddixon3286 5 лет назад +286

    An oldie but a goodie

  • @3693G
    @3693G 5 лет назад +69

    300 years from now that outfit will be inside a climate controlled glass box in a museum. It's important.

  • @Ezio999Auditore
    @Ezio999Auditore 11 месяцев назад +9

    This is useful for a Londoner. Thank you Sammir. Inshallah.

  • @fuckingsickadventure
    @fuckingsickadventure Год назад +22

    1:09 it's scary how casual this sociopath makes himself look

  • @star2buk
    @star2buk Год назад +13

    The Big Short is considered a "related video" to this lol

  • @hermannarmin9911
    @hermannarmin9911 5 лет назад +373

    Wow don't kill bankers guys

    • @NotBenStiller
      @NotBenStiller 5 лет назад +37

      Don't worry so much about money. Worry about if they decide to start killing bankers. That's a quote.

    • @skipintroux4098
      @skipintroux4098 5 лет назад +40

      And definitely don’t kill politicians.

    • @Agaetis181
      @Agaetis181 4 года назад +25

      don't even think about getting 20 good men to rush bilderberg either

    • @punished_gooner
      @punished_gooner 2 года назад +1

      @DJ Coin Laundry they fooled around. they stole trinkets.

    • @punished_gooner
      @punished_gooner 2 года назад +1

      @DJ Coin Laundry big ups to your childhood friend mazza. represent

  • @jakeguy6050
    @jakeguy6050 5 лет назад +18

    Killing politicians? We can't can't have that. I hate that.

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 11 месяцев назад +2

      Please don’t gut Dan Andrews in the streets of Melbourne. Crikey!

  • @quinnjones6168
    @quinnjones6168 Год назад +9

    “Ready to perform figure 8s to the face”

  • @maymayman0
    @maymayman0 Год назад +40

    Never been more relevant, true art

    • @mmr0221
      @mmr0221 Год назад

      How so? Explain please

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 11 месяцев назад +3

      Don’t kill doctors. Please don’t do it or the boomer with myocardiits will. And that’s - that’s just horrible.

  • @freshtree
    @freshtree 3 месяца назад +5

    they were ahead of their time man

  • @khorn102
    @khorn102 Год назад +17

    Hopefully chuck's return to MDE will result in a dramatic increase in one on one political violence

  • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
    @tHeWasTeDYouTh 4 года назад +54

    music in this video is fucking sick
    rip Charles, greatest knife school instructor

  • @PopeCromwell
    @PopeCromwell Год назад +10

    This appears in my recommendations every day, no matter how many times I watch it. I feel strangely compelled to undertake a certain course of action.

  • @theraven9849
    @theraven9849 2 года назад +17

    "You'd be suprised how much power you can draw from an overhand slash"

  • @ntegr8
    @ntegr8 5 лет назад +11

    DONT KILL THE ceo of bank of america with a KNIFE!! lol

  • @Bruh-ph7zf
    @Bruh-ph7zf 6 месяцев назад +5

    Hasan Piker: "Don't kill me with a Knife! Dont knife me in the middle of the streets of Los Angeles because that's where you can Find me!! I have a Mansion in LA, and I'm usually streaming in it with the door unlocked with no security! Don't stab me with a knife!! Don't do it!!"

  • @TheSacredMilkCarton
    @TheSacredMilkCarton 5 лет назад +131

    Did anybody actually ever find out the name of the track playing at 1:01? I swear to God that if I don't find out the name of the song, I'll get myself into a self defense situation with a crowd of innocent civilians.

    • @boneiy
      @boneiy 5 лет назад +10

      I wish I knew, but I can say that they've used it other shit too, so it strikes me as being a track made just for 'em. (p.s. if any of you rat bastards knows the track at 2:48 , you too shall be spared from the defensive ultraviolence)

    • @young7931
      @young7931 5 лет назад +43

      @@boneiy discarded - electricity

    • @scouttrooperhh-1487
      @scouttrooperhh-1487 5 лет назад +7

      Darude Sandstorm

    • @boneiy
      @boneiy 5 лет назад +2

      @Young you are a supreme hero

    • @Tidalx
      @Tidalx 5 лет назад +15

      im going to blow up a bank every day until I find out

  • @Sucy1776
    @Sucy1776 5 лет назад +27

    This one was my favorite. They're all super good but this one is my personal fav.

  • @wastename0
    @wastename0 5 лет назад +82

    boston strong

  • @Pravuz
    @Pravuz 2 года назад +8

    Don't kill me. Don't kill Ken Lewis.

  • @thenightshift4893
    @thenightshift4893 4 года назад +54

    We miss you Chuck.

    • @moneynigga
      @moneynigga Год назад +7

      you aint gonna believe this...

    • @mmr0221
      @mmr0221 Год назад +3

      @@moneynigga what??

    • @moneynigga
      @moneynigga Год назад +5

      @@mmr0221 charls is back for world peace 2

    • @mmr0221
      @mmr0221 Год назад +4

      @@moneynigga good, I will pay for this

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah you bet the jews are gonna pay for it 😂

  • @pieflinger42069
    @pieflinger42069 5 лет назад +16

    "That's a nice suit you got there. Catch!"

  • @jacobmalotte3218
    @jacobmalotte3218 5 лет назад +596

    Imagine Sam doing this thinly veiled threatening shit in any other country besides this one. Instantly arrested.

    • @71dembonesTV
      @71dembonesTV 5 лет назад +42

      Red
      But I thought American cops shoot you for no reason, especially if you're an oppressed minority...

    • @HydeWars
      @HydeWars 5 лет назад +127

      by who? some filipino or ecuadorian cop that i would instantly push through a wall and or shoot in the head? countries like that cant arrest people my size and also, surprisingly, with my speed

    • @HydeWars
      @HydeWars 5 лет назад +270

      sorry man, im not trying to brag either, i just want to talk some sense into you. imagine four chinese cops trying to arrest a younger john goodman with MMA and krav maga training. not happening.

    • @71dembonesTV
      @71dembonesTV 5 лет назад +13

      HydeWars Just who do you think you are, anyways?

    • @engineeredaccess6026
      @engineeredaccess6026 5 лет назад +23

      Imagine if he did this in the US, instead replacing bankers with ju. Dens.
      Still feel fuckin cool?

  • @Tony-Gunk
    @Tony-Gunk 5 лет назад +10

    remember *_DO NOT_* knife Ken Lewis who is the former head of Bank of America & who also walks around the streets of Washington DC & also owns a home in Connecticut.

  • @yurisuika
    @yurisuika 5 лет назад +42

    That's not a knife. That's a knife.

  • @KabertaKneeGr0wCxntman
    @KabertaKneeGr0wCxntman 9 месяцев назад +5

    2:03
    rofl...ironclad, golen, bullet proof

  • @Grayfox988
    @Grayfox988 2 года назад +16

    Given enough length all MDE skits will devolve into domestic terrorism.

  • @natsu4292
    @natsu4292 5 лет назад +22

    Don't talk to yourself. Make sure you look casual

  • @michealhunt1580
    @michealhunt1580 5 лет назад +28

    A timeless classic

  • @wvmcc82
    @wvmcc82 Год назад +6

    I want to like this 6 million more times

  • @davidwale6459
    @davidwale6459 5 лет назад +27

    A classic! What an absolute treat!

  • @Drew15000
    @Drew15000 5 лет назад +11

    My favorite MDE sketch by far

  • @CGMastarr
    @CGMastarr 5 лет назад +15

    This is the type of video that needs a reupload. A lot of people should see this.

  • @strangebrew1231
    @strangebrew1231 5 лет назад +11

    Throwback. Remember how fun life was back then?

  • @Chris_34
    @Chris_34 19 дней назад +2

    They should add Fauci to the list.

  • @robgreene1785
    @robgreene1785 5 лет назад +12

    every video is an instant classic. im brand new here. i just found you like a week ago despite being into this kind of comedy on youtube for years.

  • @KTWEBS
    @KTWEBS 5 лет назад +11

    the perfect comedy sketch doesn't exis-

  • @dogofwar6769
    @dogofwar6769 5 лет назад +13

    Funnier than literately anything on @Comedy Central.

  • @andrewlaco1776
    @andrewlaco1776 Месяц назад +2

    It just gets more relevant every single day…

  • @grapesoder1301
    @grapesoder1301 Год назад +4

    this isnt cutting political comedy, its stabbing

  • @NebulousState
    @NebulousState 6 месяцев назад +3

    You'd be surprised how Much power you can draw from a downward slash

  • @henryjubeda7617
    @henryjubeda7617 2 месяца назад +2

    Still the most relevant political campaign of all time

  • @ienjoyapples
    @ienjoyapples 5 лет назад +25

    Agree 100%. I actually had an experience with a man who approached me on the street and i slashed him probably to death.

  • @Ubersuntzu
    @Ubersuntzu 5 лет назад +9

    "Don't talk to yourself."
    Oh, damn. I think that's the one I've been fucking up all these years. :/

  • @JJetpack
    @JJetpack Год назад +10

    Please don’t hunt the rolthschilds

  • @FSM1138
    @FSM1138 Год назад +7

    The united toilets of america

  • @WhuDhat
    @WhuDhat 2 года назад +7

    tried this and ended up on the news... thanks bro! I never thought I'd be on TV, I'm so excited I wanna tell everybody I know!!!

  • @garnet229
    @garnet229 5 лет назад +3

    😂EVERY TIME I watch it! This video cracks me up!

  • @dasrite
    @dasrite Год назад +6

    I hope you boys are prepared for when they declare boston-strong martial law, with the tanks and everything

  • @UserNotFound-mw4hp
    @UserNotFound-mw4hp 5 лет назад +2

    He can't keep getting away with this!! 🤣😂🤣

  • @Teabonesteak
    @Teabonesteak 5 месяцев назад +4

    Corzine's younger son Jeffrey died by suicide in Mexico on March 13, 2014 age 31.
    Wiki

  • @Papatabb69
    @Papatabb69 5 лет назад +7

    "make sure you look casual; Like this: (: "

  • @whyisblue923taken
    @whyisblue923taken 2 года назад +4

    They definitely don't need to redo this about Big Pharma. That would be terrible.

  • @__m-a-x__
    @__m-a-x__ Год назад +3

    thanks for the tips, just picked myself up a nice couple of weapons from my local gas station

  • @smibenj
    @smibenj Год назад +6

    The United Toilets of America

  • @ericb3255
    @ericb3255 5 лет назад +37

    Tear da club up

    • @OliveMule
      @OliveMule 5 лет назад +2

      I am grateful for your service

    • @ericb3255
      @ericb3255 5 лет назад +10

      @@OliveMule you better be... All my buddies got their legs blown off fighting for israel in the dessert. For what? god? oil? money? I watched them all die one by one like in halo reach just so some rich jew could get an extra dollar. ive seen things you poeple wouldnt believe

    • @Nyah420
      @Nyah420 5 лет назад +7

      You did your country a great service. Israel got to exist another day thanks to your and your friends' brave sacrifice.

  • @Nyah420
    @Nyah420 5 лет назад +7

    I'm gonna remember this instructional video if I ever run into Ken Lewis on the street.

  • @ginnpiss
    @ginnpiss Год назад +5

    Knife school is back in session.

  • @uneedahug8649
    @uneedahug8649 5 лет назад +9

    Sam Hyde sir, and all of his beautiful friends, such as chaz and others, I thank you for all the hope and hapiness

  • @aidanweber4017
    @aidanweber4017 5 лет назад +4

    I can't explain why but I feel like visiting the former CEO of bank of America

  • @jasonsantiago6308
    @jasonsantiago6308 Год назад +6

    THE UNITED TOILETS OF AMERICA-MERICA-MERICA-MERICA

  • @thomasammon8558
    @thomasammon8558 Год назад +4

    Who's Greg Becker? I know who Tim Heidecker is, who's Greg Becker?

  • @Yabooo
    @Yabooo 3 года назад +2

    >look casual
    >like this
    >*casual look*

  • @mattd3121
    @mattd3121 5 лет назад +2

    Thanks Ken for the good advice

  • @fluffypinkpandas
    @fluffypinkpandas 8 месяцев назад +2

    WE ARE FINALLY GETTING PAST A STAB PROOF VEST WITH THIS ONE
    🗣📢📢🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊 3:17

  • @snipe4lllife
    @snipe4lllife 2 года назад +2

    I come back to this video every 6 months for training

  • @lilweisey6674
    @lilweisey6674 2 года назад +2

    I'd smoke a peanut buttery backwoods to this.

  • @lotlizzard2209
    @lotlizzard2209 Год назад +5

    This will be viewed as an instructional video in 5 years. Zero comedy.

  • @WombatLoveAffair
    @WombatLoveAffair 5 лет назад +4

    Guys, don't kill the Rothleschild family.

  • @WrangleMcDangle
    @WrangleMcDangle Год назад +2

    Barry Sherman got justice. Time for bank CEO's

  • @peabody573
    @peabody573 Год назад +1

    One of my favorites

  • @jimmyf1312
    @jimmyf1312 5 лет назад +3

    This is such a good training tool

  • @c4m3r00n
    @c4m3r00n 5 лет назад +2

    "Don't talk to yourself."
    *CAYN'T EEM DO IT, CUH*

  • @Ogremagefromhell
    @Ogremagefromhell 5 лет назад +3

    Probably my favorite. Did the original get taken down?

  • @zKusito
    @zKusito 5 лет назад +1

    Amo tus videos xD

  • @jeffersonquadro1204
    @jeffersonquadro1204 5 лет назад

    I am enjoying these re uploads.

  • @soda_king
    @soda_king 5 лет назад

    it makes me sad to see these old videos but it makes me happy to watch sad world

  • @anselthompson7679
    @anselthompson7679 2 года назад +3

    This makes me feel like I have schizophrenia

    • @anselthompson7679
      @anselthompson7679 2 года назад +1

      @I Love Jews that's what the voices in my head said

  • @CM0SRS
    @CM0SRS Год назад +4

    no fucking way did they use tear da club up I don't remember that part hahahahha

  • @BJBowen
    @BJBowen 5 лет назад

    Would like to extend gratitude for this upload