Sam Hyde's 2070 Paradigm Shift

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @patrickbateman1660
    @patrickbateman1660 Год назад +1348

    That one woman who realized it was a joke so early and luaghs the entire time was a legend.

    • @slippi2476
      @slippi2476 9 месяцев назад +84

      The older lady in front? I wish she was my teacher man she kicks ass.

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 4 месяца назад +34

      Starts laughing before he even starts the speech, it’s great.

  • @sunkenpanic
    @sunkenpanic 2 года назад +118

    "I need to start off with a parable, a story if you will" holy shit every line is gold.

  • @positivepotato6765
    @positivepotato6765 2 года назад +343

    Watching sam hold back his laughing so much that he literally slaps himself is next level comedy. It also scares me that half of his predictions are true.

  • @blm2295
    @blm2295 2 года назад +515

    In a way it feels like his greatest stand up show lol

  • @WebLogin.
    @WebLogin. 2 года назад +92

    This taught me more than any other ted talk

  • @BrokTheLoneWolf
    @BrokTheLoneWolf 2 года назад +71

    This sounds like The Great Reset. Hyde is a great futurist.

  • @DeimosPC
    @DeimosPC Год назад +8

    I come back to this yearly and it still makes me laugh. How the fuck did he get on stage lol.

  • @realname5332
    @realname5332 4 месяца назад +3

    The genuine enthusiasm he shows for sending resources to the moon with maglev trains is hilarious.

  • @arealbigboss
    @arealbigboss 2 года назад +7715

    he absolutely didn't expect to actually be able to get on stage

    • @benrosn8154
      @benrosn8154 2 года назад +1144

      That is so fucking funny to think about while he's running up in the introduction laughing, not being able to the contain the schizophrenic speech he's about to give

    • @actualturtle2421
      @actualturtle2421 2 года назад +672

      The real joke isn't the speech, it's the fact that they let him up there at all.

    • @hunnerd4566
      @hunnerd4566 2 года назад

      @@benrosn8154 TRASH ECONOMY

    • @enporter
      @enporter 2 года назад +271

      Probably why he was just chilling at the beginning 😂😂😂 was thinking “Oh shit I’m up here, I actually got to talk now” 😂😂😂😂

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Год назад +96

      And go on for nearly 20 minutes.

  • @32natglizzyyyyyy44
    @32natglizzyyyyyy44 2 года назад +8154

    “Teaching African refugees how to code javascript” *immediately starts to break down from laughter*

    • @bungdilly6333
      @bungdilly6333 2 года назад +203

      i lost it there

    • @tsr6220
      @tsr6220 2 года назад +24

      lmao

    • @HUFR
      @HUFR 2 года назад +6

      @@bungdilly6333 haha same

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER Год назад +38

      the little girls joke sent me lmao

    • @decespugliatorenucleare3780
      @decespugliatorenucleare3780 Год назад +162

      go ahead and try say that shit dressed as ancient roman on a stage and see if you can keep it together for more than a split secon

  • @roughtimeroach
    @roughtimeroach Год назад +2628

    “It’s getting to the point where even I have a problem with it” is severely a underrated line

    • @ethanwashoe5868
      @ethanwashoe5868 Год назад +70

      Yeah that definitely made me laugh the hardest lol

    • @drankydrank1
      @drankydrank1 Год назад +104

      The fact people in the audience laughed is the best part to me

    • @nastybandit322
      @nastybandit322 Год назад +12

      It made me cry laughing

    • @burntchickennugget8142
      @burntchickennugget8142 11 месяцев назад +8

      I did t get what you meant until the line came up
      Like holy shiii>tt😭😭😭

    • @Yiyex11
      @Yiyex11 11 месяцев назад +10

      07:43

  • @elementz301
    @elementz301 2 года назад +6420

    "soda stream will do for soda what the 3d printer did for assault rifles" is still one of the funniest lines in anything

    • @whatdadogdoin9818
      @whatdadogdoin9818 2 года назад +13

      I don’t get what is soda stream

    • @elementz301
      @elementz301 2 года назад +245

      @@whatdadogdoin9818 just like a coffee machine for soda. Lets you make your own soda

    • @whatdadogdoin9818
      @whatdadogdoin9818 2 года назад +11

      @@elementz301 I see

    • @alguienconunvideojuego4606
      @alguienconunvideojuego4606 2 года назад +13

      It makes sense.

    • @TechnicalOveride
      @TechnicalOveride 2 года назад +214

      @@whatdadogdoin9818 it lets you make your own soda thats half as good, twice as expensive and 10x more inconvenient than buying a fucking soda.
      seriously the whole thing just carbonates water and then you put soda syrup in it

  • @Gendo3s2k
    @Gendo3s2k 6 лет назад +5455

    "They're sexualizing little girls, and it's getting to the point that even I have a problem with it!"

    • @dixen9116
      @dixen9116 2 года назад +772

      that lady in the audience laughed so hard lmao

    • @dixen9116
      @dixen9116 2 года назад +17

      @Trantor The Troll You’re not funny bro

    • @dixen9116
      @dixen9116 2 года назад +18

      @Trantor The Troll lol you’re liking your own comments? you’re sadder than richard

    • @thomasr11
      @thomasr11 2 года назад +73

      @@dixen9116 i like his comment, it was a good point

    • @Yesmanpersondude
      @Yesmanpersondude 2 года назад +84

      @@dixen9116 it’s literally true though wings of redemption said he wanted the age of consent to be 12 it’s not a joke it’s literally true and it is literally messed up

  • @izaakpiknjacphillips7212
    @izaakpiknjacphillips7212 2 года назад +5701

    No way he argued that 9/11 was a "great idea" to a university auditorium

    • @shadowkiller0071
      @shadowkiller0071 2 года назад +73

      @@joshhale864 Keep telling yourself that...

    • @georgepantzikis7988
      @georgepantzikis7988 2 года назад +764

      Well great ideas are sometimes horrible ideas

    • @shadowkiller0071
      @shadowkiller0071 2 года назад +23

      @@joshhale864 Yes I can confirm that in my math degree they taught me about how "men and women are the same" using group theory and how Albert Einstein proved "exercise is fat shaming" using chinese remainder theorem. You're just a biggot.

    • @desanctisapostata
      @desanctisapostata 2 года назад +8

      @@shadowkiller0071 Lol, for real. Resenment much?

    • @shadowkiller0071
      @shadowkiller0071 2 года назад +5

      @@desanctisapostata It's 2022.

  • @martythemushroomman9387
    @martythemushroomman9387 2 года назад +3132

    I like how he tells them to close their eyes and then never tells them to open them.

    • @ElijahZuBailey
      @ElijahZuBailey 2 года назад +15

      🤭

    • @graylyhen9490
      @graylyhen9490 2 года назад +173

      He wanted as much time as possible to close in on them

    • @povilzem
      @povilzem Год назад +27

      No no, he says "look" in the very next sentence.

    • @Npcv-xt3fj
      @Npcv-xt3fj Год назад +130

      “Make sure the person next to you has their eyes closed” Lmao

    • @iliekgaems2626
      @iliekgaems2626 Год назад +2

      like a lucid insane dream

  • @theknightikins9397
    @theknightikins9397 Год назад +1382

    “Cities will be replaced with vast pleasure domes, used exclusively by the Excelceites, who are the neo-upper class, while the displaced hordes of lower class depth grovelers will live underground in tiered cities, endlessly toiling away for nuggets of neoplasmin.”
    One of the greatest sentences of all time.

    • @celebalert5616
      @celebalert5616 Год назад +203

      The pause after and then "video games are gonna get more realistic" makes it even better

    • @riffhousestudios96
      @riffhousestudios96 Год назад +45

      Literally happening

    • @Hobohunter23
      @Hobohunter23 Год назад +16

      i have neoplasm, its abou $120 a g at the moment. get it while you can.

    • @americangirl6654
      @americangirl6654 Год назад +6

      😂😂😂 That’s my favorite part too

    • @Deletedvirus404
      @Deletedvirus404 Год назад +5

  • @Paul-A01
    @Paul-A01 2 года назад +875

    "Sometimes, great ideas are horrible ideas" Words to live by.

  • @eliisawkward8227
    @eliisawkward8227 2 года назад +2136

    "Cus we're just gonna kill em"
    No laughter
    "We're just gonna kill em"

  • @whatamitalkingabout3
    @whatamitalkingabout3 2 года назад +14660

    Can you believe this man went on to become the ghost of Kiev

  • @superweedenjoyer
    @superweedenjoyer Год назад +360

    "By my calculations we have 5 years until the world ends" Followed by predictions about 70 years into the future lol

  • @PsyOpChampion
    @PsyOpChampion 2 года назад +3026

    the “we looked at the data, and what we found surprised us” bit is a literally perfect bill gates impression and i’m disappointed no one is pointing that out.

    • @peanutarbuckle2980
      @peanutarbuckle2980 2 года назад +33

      uh many people pointed that out. Sam made that a meme from 2013-2019

    • @PsyOpChampion
      @PsyOpChampion 2 года назад

      @@peanutarbuckle2980 did ur dad point out that ur gay? lol 😝

    • @banksdiggy
      @banksdiggy 2 года назад

      Yeh just you that noticed, must be a fuckin genius or something

    • @measlesplease1266
      @measlesplease1266 2 года назад +165

      I find it funny cause it's surprising because they manipulate the data to support their biases. It's just typical "wow we're surprised too, kids love hormone blockers".

    • @Courier_Seven
      @Courier_Seven 2 года назад +32

      He tries to do it again near the end and has to abort because he starts laughing after "we looked.."

  • @friskydingo471
    @friskydingo471 2 года назад +2164

    I'm 7 minutes in and he hasn't strung one coherent thought together yet no one is pushing him off the stage. And there's twelve minutes to go. I'm in for a wild ride

    • @doubt_
      @doubt_ 2 года назад +273

      he went on to become Biden's speechwriter.

    • @poleag
      @poleag 2 года назад +121

      Walk with me.

    • @friskydingo471
      @friskydingo471 Год назад

      @Dingus Mcgee stfu this isn't about us

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 Год назад +88

      To be fair you have to have a high IQ to understand a speech like this

    • @yourmumsahoe1
      @yourmumsahoe1 8 месяцев назад +10

      they had to allow him to finish. this is ted talk ex. so he basically paid for time. still very funny though

  • @maxfuentes5435
    @maxfuentes5435 10 месяцев назад +85

    Who’s this 22 year old kid with a chip on his shoulder and his heart on his sleeve

  • @kaibuchan
    @kaibuchan 2 года назад +8329

    This speech was a terrifying display of the power that this man wields within the world.

    • @gravel2474
      @gravel2474 2 года назад +211

      How does he keep getting away with it?

    • @isabelasuplicy2658
      @isabelasuplicy2658 2 года назад +70

      He simply can't keep getting away with it goddamnit

    • @Todesking69
      @Todesking69 2 года назад +70

      Americas first dictator

    • @PinballWizzerd
      @PinballWizzerd 2 года назад +9

      lmfao

    • @aleksrozum1594
      @aleksrozum1594 2 года назад +29

      No this speech proves how stupid humanity is.

  • @moonlitdescent3555
    @moonlitdescent3555 2 года назад +2057

    "$10 a gallon"
    Fuck, is it 2070 already?

  • @FF-ch9nr
    @FF-ch9nr 2 года назад +671

    Underrated moment: 11:18 talks about the benefits of sea farming but the picture shows “Environmental risks of Marine Aquaculture”

  • @zypalitra8080
    @zypalitra8080 2 года назад +920

    The funniest thing in this entire video is Sam saying that he's 22.

  • @jirieskelinen5607
    @jirieskelinen5607 2 года назад +653

    This is even funnier when you know how it perfectly parodies ted talks and intelectuals who believe they know everything.

    • @mistahsusan2650
      @mistahsusan2650 2 года назад +10

      this isn't a parody some of the things he predicts happened

    • @ultimateloser3411
      @ultimateloser3411 Год назад +6

      Watch The Onion Network's take on this about a scientist that talks about the biggest rock she found

    • @mottathehutt6494
      @mottathehutt6494 Год назад +59

      ​@@mistahsusan2650 the predictions were right but the point of the routine was to mock TED Talks. He was making fun of the entire room.

    • @williamshakemilk2192
      @williamshakemilk2192 Год назад

      @@mottathehutt6494 😑

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Год назад +6

      @@mottathehutt6494I’m still waiting on sea cheesy baked potatoes that will knock my socks off

  • @maxthefoooool
    @maxthefoooool 2 года назад +1153

    Sam saying CAUSE WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL THEM while pretending to spike a football, twice, is the funniest thing on the internet

    • @SodaPopBot
      @SodaPopBot 2 года назад

      Reminds me of this ruclips.net/video/io463PJQsl0/видео.html

    • @eightbittemplar7394
      @eightbittemplar7394 2 года назад +35

      I was waiting for it and still laughed out loud.

    • @HD_Dabnado
      @HD_Dabnado Год назад +22

      And the fact he repeats it as well

    • @FuckMyParents-420
      @FuckMyParents-420 Год назад +4

      **Bill Gates likes this!**

    • @KingMaraxus
      @KingMaraxus Год назад +68

      Knew IMMEDIATELY that this made the audience extremely uncomfortable, so he does it AGAIN to reinforce the response.
      Perfect Anti-humor

  • @FrazzledripRNG
    @FrazzledripRNG 2 года назад +6563

    This man really called out the "teach them how to code" years before it became a meme

    • @CentiZen
      @CentiZen 2 года назад +269

      It's been a meme for like 15 years

    • @wiesonurcomix
      @wiesonurcomix 2 года назад +45

      We are watching a movie haha

    • @marblecountertops3098
      @marblecountertops3098 2 года назад

      it was already a meme fuckhead. thats why he said it

    • @jethrosutter2331
      @jethrosutter2331 2 года назад +7

      What is the meme

    • @gianni_schicchi
      @gianni_schicchi 2 года назад +159

      @@jethrosutter2331 The meme is that when people talk about getting rid of old jobs for new jobs and others point out the obvious, how to train them. The answer is "teach kids to code" duh! As if everyone can or wants to code.

  • @harrylimeracketeer
    @harrylimeracketeer 4 года назад +2300

    Video games are gonna get more realistic.

    • @dejp9619
      @dejp9619 2 года назад +73

      He got that one right

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 2 года назад +2

      wayyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @Ryde10
      @Ryde10 2 года назад +101

      He also predicted extreme racial tension and race riots

    • @christopherd8127
      @christopherd8127 2 года назад +10

      @@dejp9619 Did he not get just about everything right, except for the obvious trolls... (Sea beets)

    • @CzarYe
      @CzarYe 2 года назад +3

      @@Ryde10 thats always been happening in the new world

  • @alexanderjamesofficial
    @alexanderjamesofficial 2 года назад +1934

    The fact that Sam was right about like 4 things in this speech is kind of insane lmao

    • @yankochoynev652
      @yankochoynev652 2 года назад +423

      There is still time till 2070, all his predictions will come true.

    • @kurm7161
      @kurm7161 2 года назад +222

      He was right with the gas being priced at $10 per gallon

    • @Paul-A01
      @Paul-A01 2 года назад +50

      Just 4?

    • @toad2117
      @toad2117 2 года назад +282

      @@kurm7161 and state enforced homosexuality

    • @BlightFilms
      @BlightFilms 2 года назад

      @@kurm7161 Lmao you guys look dumb AF now

  • @iamflat
    @iamflat 2 года назад +761

    I love how at some point the audience gave up and just laughed at everything he said, even if it wasn't really a joke like "iPads will be in every student's desk"

    • @ilyayakubovich6990
      @ilyayakubovich6990 2 года назад +11

      these people find it funny.... they are such people

    • @dofehino5444
      @dofehino5444 2 года назад +19

      isnt there an ipad or equivalent with every kid already?

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Год назад +4

      @@dofehino5444middle class in the United States does.

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore Год назад +17

      After the vax the tablet is inside them forever.

    • @317GUY
      @317GUY Год назад

      Ironic is I have an personal iPad at my school?

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 2 года назад +676

    "I wanted to start sitting down"
    *goes into the most relaxed pose of all time*

  • @Talker
    @Talker 2 года назад +6011

    gotta respect that they let him finish the set. wouldn't have flown these days.

    • @leeham6230
      @leeham6230 2 года назад +393

      I think that's what makes this so special.

    • @1985sk8ter
      @1985sk8ter 2 года назад +208

      Everyone was in awe

    • @Nothing-pb8hu
      @Nothing-pb8hu 2 года назад +90

      it's from 2014 lol

    • @squidy4082
      @squidy4082 2 года назад +43

      They let him do a fucking Ted talk ?

    • @leeham6230
      @leeham6230 2 года назад +299

      @@squidy4082 It's a TED-X event, so anyone can put their name in and do a speech. Also, Sam Hyde was unknown at the time.

  • @EdenFL97
    @EdenFL97 2 года назад +1779

    Every time he puts the paper to his face I can't help but laugh with him! This is pure gold!

    • @DrLazerbeam
      @DrLazerbeam 2 года назад +138

      I like to think that every line was written by a different person and he never read them ahead of time

    • @gxlorp
      @gxlorp 2 года назад +16

      I think you CAN help it rick.

    • @Bpinator
      @Bpinator 2 года назад +39

      @@DrLazerbeam Apparently they were, he said he and two of his bros wrote the script

    • @HadzabadZa
      @HadzabadZa 2 года назад

      @@Bpinator Wasn't it a compilation of 4chan autist posts he asked to be written?

    • @thewitness1032
      @thewitness1032 Год назад +6

      Not sur if you know, but everytime he put the paper to his face or turned around was when a photographer tried to take a photo of him, this was truly ahead of our times

  • @garybacongrease
    @garybacongrease 2 года назад +2329

    I’ve been binge watching all of Sam Hyde’s stuff, trying to understand him and his humor. He’s unlike any comic or human in general to ever exist. His biggest superpower is sitting in the judgmental gaze of strangers and committing to the bit. I don’t think anyone does it better than him.

    • @System-ly6de
      @System-ly6de 2 года назад +197

      I honestly think he's one of the best comedians of our generation. It sucks that corporate Hollywood has it against him, MDE could of changed the landscape of comedy and art. It was original, funny and thought provoking.

    • @garybacongrease
      @garybacongrease 2 года назад +8

      @@System-ly6de true^

    • @TishGames
      @TishGames 2 года назад +71

      I'd say hes just like Eric Andre tbh. not very different besides the slight white supremacist undertones

    • @smirking8457
      @smirking8457 2 года назад +243

      @@TishGames >"white supremacist"
      Did "God's Chosen" tell you that?

    • @GAMERBOYMANYGAMES99
      @GAMERBOYMANYGAMES99 2 года назад +43

      @@smirking8457 Way to prove his point

  • @losernerd9291
    @losernerd9291 2 года назад +596

    THE STRONGEST IRISHMAN IN TWO THOUSAND YEARS!

    • @billbrasky1318
      @billbrasky1318 2 года назад +2

      This is the comment I was looking for

    • @SBOTac
      @SBOTac 2 года назад +2

      Hello brother

    • @victorandreverdipereira7440
      @victorandreverdipereira7440 2 года назад +7

      the crowd cries for joy as the Candyman traverses...
      the stage with his sweet sugary verses

  • @ferrarifast1429
    @ferrarifast1429 2 года назад +2758

    I'd pay real money to get the original script/papers he was holding.

    • @YASIGURII
      @YASIGURII 2 года назад +566

      I bet is just a bunch of blank papers

    • @rallokkcaz
      @rallokkcaz 2 года назад +934

      300 pages of just the n word over and over again

    • @crazypeople481
      @crazypeople481 2 года назад +288

      It’s a picture of Steve jobs

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 2 года назад +48

      @@rallokkcaz That is clearly not 300 pages. Its like 3.

    • @hentaihut4043
      @hentaihut4043 2 года назад +312

      @@JarthenGreenmeadow he ate the 297 to properly absorb the message

  • @XSpamDragonX
    @XSpamDragonX 2 года назад +1332

    I love how the "real" speaker at the end literally says that we need to colonise the stars in order to improve our standard of living.

    • @EVking
      @EVking 2 года назад +481

      Literally the exact type of people hyde was mocking

    • @weaintfriendsweaintfriends7346
      @weaintfriendsweaintfriends7346 2 года назад +13

      @@sei_asagiri He meant at the time when they were exploring

    • @Nn-3
      @Nn-3 2 года назад +50

      @@sei_asagiri Their expeditions did end up leading to huge profitability, because Portugal ended up with a monopoly on European-Indian-East Asian trade for a while.

    • @Nn-3
      @Nn-3 2 года назад +10

      @@sei_asagiri Do you have any sources for Portuguese/Spanish median income in the 17th century? I am curious about what records exist - it seems like a pretty niche topic.
      Spain's does seem to have been had a population decline during the height of its colonial period. It seems to be attributed to a mixture of epidemics and economic-related emigration

    • @bernardoohigginsvevo2974
      @bernardoohigginsvevo2974 2 года назад +29

      It’s probably why they included it in the video instead of cutting it out

  • @alicesmith8134
    @alicesmith8134 2 года назад +6491

    No one makes me laugh as much as him, it's just hard to enjoy this knowing what he did to those kids.

    • @jamesthemadeley
      @jamesthemadeley 2 года назад +101

      What did he do to those kids?

    • @user-co2zz7yu8q
      @user-co2zz7yu8q 2 года назад +14

      ?

    • @Bungle_
      @Bungle_ 2 года назад +1274

      I just don't understand how they let him get away with it...

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 2 года назад +542

      @@Bungle_ he is a millionaire, money buys morals in this world 😔

    • @coleburrell9658
      @coleburrell9658 2 года назад +486

      @@woodlefoof2 True, it's just crazy that he keeps doing it over and over and they still can't find him

  • @doodlebob3758
    @doodlebob3758 2 года назад +160

    13:55 Room goes dead silent, does it TWICE. Dead silence, people starting to catch on as he cant help but laugh.

    • @hornox4life
      @hornox4life 2 года назад +31

      .... so we looked at the data😋

  • @howdy4686
    @howdy4686 2 года назад +3766

    "state enforced homosexuality" "10 dollar gas"
    Prophetic

    • @glowing_purple_girl
      @glowing_purple_girl 2 года назад +53

      “Promise?”

    • @mazarine_44
      @mazarine_44 2 года назад +80

      genuine question where is the state enforced homosexuality lmao i need to see this

    • @positivepotato6765
      @positivepotato6765 2 года назад +408

      @@mazarine_44 uhh. Its literally in every public school. They force children to talk to drags and try to make them think 10 year olds are also gay and trans...

    • @voli6570
      @voli6570 2 года назад +73

      @@positivepotato6765 Reread what you said

    • @mazarine_44
      @mazarine_44 2 года назад

      @@positivepotato6765 i’ve never heard of kids being forced to talk to gay ppl or drag queens so do u have any sources? nor have I heard of teachers making kids think they’re gay. i think the internet enforces and puts those ideas into kids heads and schools are forced to let them think that bc if they don’t they’re considered bigots

  • @nuclearkamikaze
    @nuclearkamikaze 2 года назад +2151

    Race riots, shortage of milk, video games becoming more realistic.. this man predicted 2022

  • @mynameisjames12189
    @mynameisjames12189 2 года назад +1526

    This man was so ahead of his time.

    • @user-zv7yb4yp9g
      @user-zv7yb4yp9g 2 года назад +31

      everyone steals his ideas nowadays, especially those guys on Twitch

    • @dylanpennington1378
      @dylanpennington1378 2 года назад +26

      65 years ahead you could say.

    • @kintarooe8688
      @kintarooe8688 2 года назад +2

      @@user-zv7yb4yp9g what twitch guys

    • @airdusterenjoyer
      @airdusterenjoyer 2 года назад +16

      Dude he got the plandemic down to the date when he said the world was gonna end (assuming this was uploaded soon after this was filmed)

    • @kintarooe8688
      @kintarooe8688 2 года назад +1

      @@airdusterenjoyer plandemic?

  • @quarternipp
    @quarternipp 2 года назад +1457

    when he first gets up on stage I guarantee he was dying from laughter while listening to the guy do his intro

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 2 года назад +68

      Knowing Sam he played it 100% straight. A master of manipulation like him isnt going to crack from some introduction.

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Год назад +17

      Love after his opening, he had to slap himself a few times to get into it otherwise he’d break down laughing.

    • @Kevin-zv6ds
      @Kevin-zv6ds 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@JarthenGreenmeadow Nah this was a really young Sam, he clearly doesn't have that experience yet

  • @BiteTheHook
    @BiteTheHook 2 года назад +510

    I think one of the funniest parts is that at the end there, everything goes back to normal. They continue on to do the speaker QnA talking about self-important topics that don’t actually matter. No shadow of self-reflection had invaded their minds even for an instant. And Sam had no choice but to put his head in his hands.

    • @user-if3os9sd6z
      @user-if3os9sd6z 2 года назад +28

      yeah, at the end there I actually kinda felt that he was either just waiting for this to end or something was wrong.

    • @johnprice3593
      @johnprice3593 Год назад +41

      There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

    • @thekotabear3262
      @thekotabear3262 Год назад +4

      @@johnprice3593 Baby she means nothing to me.. She is everything.

    • @adolfhipsteryolocaust3443
      @adolfhipsteryolocaust3443 Год назад +1

      ​@@johnprice3593de sade?

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 10 месяцев назад

      @@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443 Bret Easton Ellis

  • @paul_allen_
    @paul_allen_ 11 месяцев назад +176

    2070: Israel, straight up ripped off the map.

  • @booni5114
    @booni5114 2 года назад +2187

    “I was in a class, the teacher was spouting some horrible nonsense about how womens rights aren’t legitimate. We all knew it was false but it if someone spoke up he would have enjoyed failing them
    One person spoke up, the teacher couldn’t believe it, the classroom couldn’t believe it. But at the end of the day he had logic on his side. At the end of the day he proved his point.
    That student was Albert Einstein”

    • @doodlebob3758
      @doodlebob3758 2 года назад +90

      Sets the perfect tone.

    • @RogueSanta
      @RogueSanta 2 года назад +160

      *laughs and slaps self several times*

    • @p0rq
      @p0rq 2 года назад +90

      “And that same sense of chi” - *dies laughing*

    • @sickfitz4256
      @sickfitz4256 2 года назад +16

      Certified hood classic

    • @penguinjay
      @penguinjay 2 года назад +49

      in 8th grade in 2003 some teacher called a kid a racist for describing a big muscle bro Christian power team member as "the big black dude." Everyone in the class knew it was wrong, but nobody spoke up, just consoled the kid afterward. That was truly prophetic. I bet now days that teacher would scream at you for not saying someone's race. And that teacher, was Albert Einstein.

  • @famalam943
    @famalam943 2 года назад +628

    3:40 when he has to start slapping himself to stop from cracking up.
    So many times where he just wanted to burst out laughing

    • @HenniMeansLove
      @HenniMeansLove 2 года назад +75

      Actually it was his second personality trying to take over

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 2 года назад +58

      @@HenniMeansLove Dr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde.
      Since he's already a Hyde.

    • @Luckingsworth
      @Luckingsworth 2 года назад +21

      Thats my favorite part about Sam. Straight faced comedians have great discipline but like seeing the raw giggling at your own jokes that I have to face myself.

    • @danedi2951
      @danedi2951 2 года назад

      @@whyisblue923taken Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

    • @janderson6756
      @janderson6756 Год назад +2

      @@whyisblue923taken the candy man almost took over

  • @JOXCY
    @JOXCY 2 года назад +2265

    Very inspirational! If you can think it, and dream it, then you can do it.

  • @peytonalexander5300
    @peytonalexander5300 Год назад +133

    I love how in the middle of all this crazy shit he’s predicting, he just throws in “Video games are gonna get more realistic” and then just moves on with no further description.

  • @martymcfly88mph35
    @martymcfly88mph35 2 года назад +117

    The fact this doesnt have 6 million views is a crime.

  • @BrokTheLoneWolf
    @BrokTheLoneWolf 2 года назад +3279

    Super meta. He actually gave them a master class on social commentary through performative comedy.

    • @BrokTheLoneWolf
      @BrokTheLoneWolf 2 года назад +30

      @@chaz_eptv1430 hahahah that’s hilarious 😂 what’s that from?

    • @GloryHoleBased
      @GloryHoleBased 2 года назад +58

      @@BrokTheLoneWolf youtube comment section

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees 2 года назад +1

      Try and Get some pussy outside of whatever genius master class you’re teaching

    • @realquestforgreatness
      @realquestforgreatness 2 года назад +40

      @@chaz_eptv1430 *burps extremely loudly*

    • @AppleManiagaming
      @AppleManiagaming Год назад +2

      @@GloryHoleBased meta

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 2 года назад +4547

    This is and will always be the best thing Sam ever did.

    • @Dman_12
      @Dman_12 2 года назад +388

      I wonder if the ppl in the audience still think about this today. They're fortunate to have witnessed this in person

    • @gravel2474
      @gravel2474 2 года назад +6

      @@JeffGarciaBusiness 🤣💀

    • @JonathanGorr
      @JonathanGorr 2 года назад +4

      dont say that

    • @geomundi8333
      @geomundi8333 2 года назад +28

      and inconvenient anime

    • @williamhoffmann373
      @williamhoffmann373 2 года назад +182

      Idk the Lebanon factory explosion was pretty cool

  • @rhinocore
    @rhinocore 2 года назад +28

    Little known fact: Kamala Harris wrote this speech.

    • @dofehino5444
      @dofehino5444 2 года назад +1

      before a stroke? current kamala couldnt have possibly done this

  • @D_R757
    @D_R757 2 года назад +62

    Unironically the least garbage ted talk ever

  • @mountebank5034
    @mountebank5034 2 года назад +618

    Wow. Can't believe he's actually been around the entire Grillobe.

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 2 года назад +24

      He messed up the Drexel ones by saying it right, but it was funnier when he corrected himself twice.

    • @sergeant_chris6209
      @sergeant_chris6209 2 года назад +5

      Genuinely one of the funniest parts

    • @ParasiteHater
      @ParasiteHater Год назад +12

      Gerlobe

    • @Men_dra
      @Men_dra Год назад +7

      Globe

  • @strangebrew1231
    @strangebrew1231 2 года назад +205

    "Buzzfeed reached out to Sam Hyde for comment, but were only answered with a racial slur."
    "In 2014 he will be investigating the methamphetamine trade in Mongolia."

    • @williamshakemilk2192
      @williamshakemilk2192 Год назад +1

      Source for the first statement?

    • @strangebrew1231
      @strangebrew1231 16 часов назад

      @@williamshakemilk2192 it was from one of Bernstein's articles. deleted now

  • @Tekner436
    @Tekner436 2 года назад +75

    "we looked at the data" -picture of people watching tv

  • @ThePointlessBox_
    @ThePointlessBox_ Год назад +115

    Getting on stage and chugging a bottle of water for a minute straight is the biggest alpha move you can do

  • @grandelderx7084
    @grandelderx7084 2 года назад +193

    “They’re sexualizing young girls, and it’s getting to the point where even I have a problem with it, and it shouldn’t be that way.” LMAOOO

  • @ralphthompson1999
    @ralphthompson1999 2 года назад +249

    "Great ideas are sometimes horrible ideas"

    • @benrosn8154
      @benrosn8154 2 года назад +18

      Fucking 9/11, the people just sat there, they got to be bigger psychos than he could ever hope to imagine

    • @Cobbido
      @Cobbido 6 месяцев назад +3

      "An absurd idea is often a great idea" Do you know who said that? Albert Einstein

  • @Refulgent_Rascal
    @Refulgent_Rascal 2 года назад +213

    Is this man Albert Einstein?

    • @wdai03
      @wdai03 2 года назад +60

      No he sat in the same class as him were you not listening

    • @dr.doppeldecker3832
      @dr.doppeldecker3832 2 года назад +7

      He is Elbert Ainstein

    • @ryzikx
      @ryzikx 2 года назад +3

      - Albert Einstein

    • @NateTheGreat368
      @NateTheGreat368 Год назад +3

      He is Robert Brainstorm

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 2 года назад +436

    Guys he's being completely serious it's not his fault he has to struggle with pseudobulbar effect stop laughing this is inspiring.

  • @rikmcdik6662
    @rikmcdik6662 2 года назад +186

    This is the most schizophrenic presentation ever. We have a lot to learn.

    • @Paraslayersh
      @Paraslayersh 2 месяца назад

      You calling it schizo makes u a biggie normie normand

  • @genie9098
    @genie9098 Год назад +42

    Lex Fridman was a student at Drexel when this lecture was given.

    • @johnnyprencipe696
      @johnnyprencipe696 3 месяца назад +2

      Some say this speech made Lex the man he is today.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@johnnyprencipe696he saw something so funny he decided he'd be the polar opposite and become the most boring man on the planet?

    • @johnnyprencipe696
      @johnnyprencipe696 2 месяца назад

      @@harrydavey9884 Absolutely.

    • @johnnyprencipe696
      @johnnyprencipe696 2 месяца назад +1

      @@harrydavey9884 exactly ✊

  • @Thinksabouttheromanempiredaily
    @Thinksabouttheromanempiredaily 2 года назад +721

    He says he was unprepared, but this is a highly coordinated, practiced routine. He is the best

    • @matthewnewman6039
      @matthewnewman6039 2 года назад +84

      He literally broke multiple times, and had to hide himself. This wasn't practiced lol

    • @eugenebeaty4142
      @eugenebeaty4142 2 года назад +43

      @@matthewnewman6039 comedians laugh at their own jokes all the time and they practice a ton

    • @krspykreame1
      @krspykreame1 Год назад +8

      This would have required absolute balls of steel

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth Год назад +11

      @@krspykreame1 everyone wants to be able to commit to themselves in the face of stranger’s judgements the way Sam does

    • @FifinatorKlon
      @FifinatorKlon Год назад

      @@matthewnewman6039He isn't a feminist comedian. Many of his jokes are actually funny, so he sometimes breaks. Booho

  • @IAmKillEveryone
    @IAmKillEveryone Год назад +309

    canada took the "we're just gonna kill 'em" bit too seriously.

    • @-whackd
      @-whackd Год назад

      It's a good solution. Better than stupid white mayo countries inventing a vaccine to keep the fat old people alive.

    • @jayerbee7147
      @jayerbee7147 11 месяцев назад +10

      Oh shit 😂😂😂

    • @jamesgreen1166
      @jamesgreen1166 4 месяца назад

      Trudeau saw this and turned it into an instruction manual.
      Especially the bits with the state enforced homosexuality & ten dollar gas.

  • @joemama-ci4dd
    @joemama-ci4dd 2 года назад +369

    who knew that Sam was actually going to be right about 10 dollars a gallon for gas 💀

    • @claewilson8234
      @claewilson8234 2 года назад +75

      And state-enforced homosexuality.

    • @YouNeedATeacher
      @YouNeedATeacher 2 года назад +35

      and the muslim barbie dolls lmfao. were they around in america at that time?

    • @CrocodileWhispers
      @CrocodileWhispers 2 года назад

      well we're going to run out of gas eventually. We've taken this gift from the earth, that took millions of years to generate...and are going to use it all in under 1000 years.

    • @seamusthatsthedog4819
      @seamusthatsthedog4819 2 года назад +3

      "Video games are going to get more realistic"

    • @RogueSanta
      @RogueSanta 2 года назад +5

      Canada has also been soliciting euthanasia for vets and disabled....

  • @TheObicobiHD
    @TheObicobiHD 2 года назад +799

    Teaching the world how to code, one colony at a time. God's speed

  • @fogsfunhouse
    @fogsfunhouse Год назад +55

    I laugh every time at “all around the gerlobe”

    • @superniger4822
      @superniger4822 Год назад +3

      If you turn up your volume you can hear the camera man whisper “globe” for some reason 😂

  • @crowie619
    @crowie619 2 месяца назад +7

    yo sam was cooking israel... Currently fighting to start on the map 15:55

  • @jonathandupre5718
    @jonathandupre5718 2 года назад +128

    I’m laughing so hard at the silence that follows the second “we’re just going to kill’em”

  • @SpookyApparition
    @SpookyApparition 2 года назад +870

    this seriously gets funnier every time I watch it. the satire somehow seems more relevant in 2022 than in 2012 or whenever this came out

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 2 года назад +43

      Milk shortage. That's happening now, with baby milk

    • @leme3082
      @leme3082 2 года назад +42

      10 dollar gas is about to be reality

    • @educateme8455
      @educateme8455 2 года назад +16

      His satirical predictions for the future somehow seem more relevant in the future he was satirising?
      Naw dude!

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees 2 года назад

      @@commiehunter733 tit milk*

    • @actualturtle2421
      @actualturtle2421 2 года назад +16

      It's not that the satire is more relevant, it's that the problems have gotten worse.

  • @deidaraer
    @deidaraer 4 месяца назад +23

    It has only been ten years, and half of his predictions have come true. Gay marriage, lsraeI, iPads in every school. A luminary of his time; thank you, Sam, for your wisdom!

  • @alanhasmemes
    @alanhasmemes 2 года назад +72

    only just realised the first graph for the world population bit was about white replacement

    • @FerutElCampeador
      @FerutElCampeador 7 месяцев назад +2

      it was a really clever way of dropping truth bombs to the uneducated audience

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Adam-fj9px
    @Adam-fj9px 2 года назад +71

    The famous ghost of kiev hours before taking down multiple Russian jets

  • @followingtheroe1952
    @followingtheroe1952 2 года назад +124

    "We need that sense of child-like play... GET ON THE RIGHT SLIDE 😤"
    "The problem is us - the solution is us"

  • @CameronAllOneWord
    @CameronAllOneWord Год назад +42

    They must have been terrified to end his presentation early.

    • @superniger4822
      @superniger4822 Год назад +23

      They didn’t want to put Sammy guns in a self defense situation

    • @tivvy2vs21
      @tivvy2vs21 Год назад +1

      Oh man you're here?

  • @planetwawa
    @planetwawa 2 года назад +39

    He recently returned from Mogadishu, the most dangerous city on earth.

  • @big_data_ty6894
    @big_data_ty6894 2 года назад +406

    $10 gallon of gas came 48 years early

    • @StrawberryDonutKing
      @StrawberryDonutKing 2 года назад +26

      All we got is the flipside of the coin. No big mileage though. SHIT.

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 2 года назад +3

      Shortage of baby milk too

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal 2 года назад

      He predicted so much it’s insane

  • @PoorStargazer
    @PoorStargazer 2 года назад +4196

    I love how there's usually only 1 or a few people laughing at a time. Makes this so much funnier

    • @ozymandiasramesses1773
      @ozymandiasramesses1773 2 года назад +244

      It's always shortly cut off because the person realizes that it came from a genuine moment of insecurity. Instead of the pre-allotted funny topics that you find on late-night television.

    • @nah4989
      @nah4989 2 года назад +59

      Watch his Rutgers speech, the audience genuinely loved it

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign 2 года назад +119

      This was the most terrifying part to me honestly. It almost feels like a hallucination or something with people just randomly giving into madness from the shadows.

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign 2 года назад +15

      @@nah4989 these people are genuinely enjoying themselves too, but it just makes it weirder

    • @QW-lm1ie
      @QW-lm1ie 2 года назад +118

      @@Luminousreign the genius of Sam Hyde is that he somehow provides comedy to a 2014 unironic TedTalk-goer, as well as internet/youtube schizos for the next 10 years, simultaneously

  • @chainlinkington5278
    @chainlinkington5278 4 года назад +64

    Grlobe

  • @oscardolan5792
    @oscardolan5792 2 года назад +471

    'sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles' isnt even comedically brilliant its just regular brilliant

    • @TuorTheBlessedOfUlmo
      @TuorTheBlessedOfUlmo 2 года назад +2

      What a douche. Literally copied the comment directly above you with a word moved around.

    • @cortez1030
      @cortez1030 2 года назад +3

      What’s sodastream

    • @nicholascarver4456
      @nicholascarver4456 2 года назад +20

      @@cortez1030 like a coffee machine for soda, you put water in it, the machine carbonates it, and then you put soda stream branded flavoring in it. Tastes just like soda

    • @ChodeMaster
      @ChodeMaster Год назад +5

      @@nicholascarver4456 i just like the bubbles

    • @Naev0w0
      @Naev0w0 Год назад +7

      ​@@cortez1030 exactly. People used to be worried that 3d printing would let people mass produce guns at their own home. Sam is making a tongue and cheek ironic statement making fun of people who thought 3d printers would be used to make guns.

  • @TheMooper27
    @TheMooper27 6 месяцев назад +16

    I can't tell if he's serious. If only he started his set by saying "Sammy's 100% serious".

  • @rory5113
    @rory5113 2 года назад +73

    This is hard to watch knowing how dangerous it is for those people to be in the front row

    • @anthonyrelicanthony6452
      @anthonyrelicanthony6452 Год назад +27

      they were very close to finding themselves in a self defense situation

    • @ChingelBopDingelFlop
      @ChingelBopDingelFlop Год назад +1

      @@anthonyrelicanthony6452 If they would have cornered him, he would have unleashed a hook that contained a mitsubishi full of laotian people.

  • @bernardoohigginsvevo2974
    @bernardoohigginsvevo2974 2 года назад +153

    Every year, his predictions look more and more attainable

    • @connorissexy4209
      @connorissexy4209 2 года назад +12

      Sea yams 🍠 🌊

    • @MKtagteamer
      @MKtagteamer 2 года назад +3

      Every year is just that much closer to 2070

    • @vicentehamel
      @vicentehamel Год назад

      Chile el mejor país de Chile

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 Год назад +1

      Sending my gay beams world wide. I'm unstoppable

  • @hyboirds1536
    @hyboirds1536 2 года назад +77

    "I dunno, nothing. It's just a buncha crap."
    Legendary.

  • @yannibelousov3204
    @yannibelousov3204 Год назад +46

    He doesn't laugh because the joke is funny but because he got away with saying it.

  • @nsf574
    @nsf574 Год назад +31

    15:02 I like noticing the people walking out in the background. What's funnier is the implication that they were willing to suspend their skepticism for at least fifteen minutes and sit through his "talk" and that their breaking point was shortly after "State enforced homosexuality" and "Facebook birth certificates".
    Exiting the room just as he says "Your kid is going to be printing 3D muslim barbie dolls and a new generation of children are born from inside gay men"

    • @jrapp2684
      @jrapp2684 Год назад +2

      Sam is the embodiment of the truth being stranger than fiction

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 2 месяца назад

      It's so funny. Like the sort of arrogant douchebags who enjoyed Ted Talks back then.

  • @burgerkino
    @burgerkino 2 года назад +193

    i'm so glad we've been reversing POLLUTION and WAR because it's been 8 years since this happened and the world hasn't ended yet. all thanks to sam hyde's innovation and ideas. truly a thinker

    • @toxicedge8308
      @toxicedge8308 Год назад +1

      Thank god we've reached an all time low in both POLLUTION and WAR. Thanks to Sam's prediction world leaders have finally started doing everything they can to stop POLLUTION and WAR from sweeping over the globe.

  • @momsberettas9576
    @momsberettas9576 2 года назад +369

    I love that like only one person caught the meaning of “It’s getting to the point where even I have a problem with it”

    • @atheee
      @atheee 2 месяца назад

      Majority of the people laughing were women, and was funny knowing a woman laughed at that joke

  • @DEMiURGE455
    @DEMiURGE455 Год назад +58

    My favorite part of this is when he was like “Cause we’re gonna kill ‘em!” And everyone was completely silent

  • @johnochiltree1170
    @johnochiltree1170 2 года назад +47

    ‘So, we looked at the data’ is my favorite line. Who’s we and what data?

  • @jtejk57
    @jtejk57 Месяц назад +8

    CAN YOU CONTROL THE SLIDES

  • @lambchop3916
    @lambchop3916 2 года назад +174

    This is such an incredible performance. it’s amazing how he does this.

    • @poleag
      @poleag 2 года назад +8

      Everybody pat yourselves on the back.

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul 2 года назад +169

    Next thing you know, this man has shot down multiple super advanced Su-35s and multiple VDV IL-76s.
    Samuyil Hydenko. Ghost of Kyiv.

  • @BilltheFifth
    @BilltheFifth 2 года назад +2616

    Proof that if you say literally anything with confidence and conviction, a room full of fools won't know you're playing them hard. Sam is love, Sam is life.

    • @georgepantzikis7988
      @georgepantzikis7988 2 года назад +394

      I don't think anyone took him seriously but ok

    • @BilltheFifth
      @BilltheFifth 2 года назад +71

      @@georgepantzikis7988 That's where you're wrong and I can prove it.

    • @Rhyotion
      @Rhyotion 2 года назад +28

      Anytime someone pulls the whole, "my loud talking makes me more important" I ignore, and immediately assume they're insecure, and half-baked in their convictions and world view.

    • @PunkingtonGrunge
      @PunkingtonGrunge 2 года назад +237

      @@BilltheFifth People were unsure at the start but you can really tell by the end that most people are laughing, while he's enjoying the opportunity to throw some quick jokes their way since they're clearly hooked.

    • @PoorStargazer
      @PoorStargazer 2 года назад +65

      'room full of fools'. man this guy must have incredible surveillance technology to have this kind of knowledge!

  • @raiusdaltar1483
    @raiusdaltar1483 2 года назад +121

    This was the pinnacle comedy. It'll never be as good again.