Sam Hyde - First Date Questions
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2023
- Couldn’t find the full version I watched many months ago (scrubbed from the surface layer of the internet I suppose), so I stitched together a couple clips. Not sure if this is the true full version, but it might be the fullest version we have. Enjoy!
Schindler’s rizz
😂😂👌👌
Dam
Best comment I've read all year 😂
Noooo😂😂😂
Saying "savoir faire" twice in ten minutes is hilarious
"Savoir faire" and "pastiche" are Sam's favorite baguette words.
You have to have a certain joie de vivre to appreciate that
that level of jes ne se quax
@@basshunters.thompson7170 It's je ne sais quoi you barbarian
@RP-dy5mu what makes you think a barbarian can comprehend their grammatical and typographical error
My favourite part is when she tries her hardest to steer the conversation into neutral waters by discussing her love of France and wine, and Sam instantly shits on her and takes the wheel back.
I DOMINATE
I DOMINATE
"Yeah I think wine is for pussies"
You know she loved it
I love that Vivaldi starts playing when he talks about taking his wife by force
It makes the whole thing looks so unreal it's hilarious in on itself
the actress in this is killing it too. couple times it looks like she had to contain herself a lot so as to not burst out laughing. i think sam said in one episode of PGL that she was not fully in on it but just rolled with it. great job honestly
She's also in the vid where Sam is the Steve Jobs parody
Huh?
Always remember
it's a legitimate question how would you act if adolf hitler approached you in a friendly way and asked you to do something for him
there would be no WAY to resist that dude
I’m his top guy…
Hitler chose me..?
It would be an honor.
Shake his hand, make eye contact and pay attention.
Sam Hyde is such a nasty, physical beast rn
bro
I read this in sync with when he said it.
@@andrewdebacker yessssss
Dude
I have no choice but to make you a legend.
she went from shocked, to appalled, to mildly amused, to bored.
Disassociating and then getting upset.
He isn't toxic enough for her.
The 8 laws of power:
* Lie
* Manipulate
* Cheat
* Steal
* Gaslight
* Bully
* Insult
* Flex
you forgot gatekeep and girlboss fatty
Manipulate mansplain manifest
Based
@@sentaveliki425 eveyone is under his thumb at his office
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He cant keep getting away with it
Dude that hasn’t been funny in 4 years
@@maximussuffarion7767 yo mama
@@maximussuffarion7767bro that's cuz he fkn got away with it
@@maximussuffarion7767Cope harder liberal
@@reichspector2413 I can almost guarantee you I am significantly more right wing than you
I love how this sketch is basically Sam having an episode and trying to break the actress lmao. She did a good job being the straight man
Me being autistic on dates
lolol
Me in regular light hearted conversation with coworkers
Oh so you are the girl in the video?
@@123Jim91 I see your point
@@plasmapanasonic4741 Standard night shift banter, unironically LOL
What's crazy is that I saw the woman (Claire Unabia) while watching Westworld and couldn't figure out what I recognized her from. It drove me nuts until I remembered I'd seen her years ago in this Sam Hyde sketch! No wonder she didn't have it listed on here IMDb!
She was on top model
No one saw season 2
@@bleh3039if she had to be Hitler’s top model, i bet she would. Like obviously she wouldn’t support Hitler or his policies, but if he came to her and said she was such a physical specimen that he had to use her as a model for the German Volk, i bet she would be his top model
She's still traumatized to this day
this is what a 2000 + man sounds like. With all of the good parts and none of the bad parts.
"There's a pageantry to it" 🤣
Hahahahahhaa
Savior faire
There’s a pageantry to it
Said no one, ever: "I'm going to bat for you, Joe Biden."
How the fuck did i know she would say amelia earhart
Fr fr. Rosa Parks was prob her second choice
cause these npcs are all the same
@@setmason1510 correct
Why buy a cow if you can't drink milk when you want?!
Ill just rent milk from the store.
it brings up a good question about high status individuals and how it psychologically effects people around them
@@PeterParker-yg6fc are you putting me in a self defense situation right now
I’m a high status individual
Yeah that sounds incredible…. A woman and a… yeah -wow-…
i knew she would say amelia Earhart
No way he's the top guy, if im there. Ive been learning the German language through war songs while doing pushups. Only because i try to be insightful in everything i do
You have to have that savoir faire
you can't be top guy i watch little dark age edits on /pol/ at least a hundred times a day plus i memorized all his speeches plus i learned how to goose step
uhhh that would be me. i was there when it happened.
@@stanpines9011I read mein kampf twice on german and im indian pls sar help me
@@stanpines9011 That's nothing, I stopped touching my penis and just hit N5 in Japanese.
sam hyde haters think this is serious
nick fuentes fans think this is serious
There were no countries where non-consensual marital sex was illegal until 1972. Many countries in Asia and Africa don't have these laws today. He is right: this is profoundly traditional. Maybe she should consider him an old fashion romantic.
8:36 literally Trotsky
9:06 Correction, THAT’S literally Trotsky.
I would be Diogenes
Chad Diogenes.
@@ArhivaOmeniriiRumaniechadiogenes
That's my Diogenes! Always peeing on people!
If I were not Diogenes, I would also want to be be Diogenes!
Marital rape was banned like 15 years ago in Illinois lol
@@macnzvprove it
Proof?
Marital “rape”
@@user-ux7uw2ej8d thats what im saying
According to what I found googling, North Carolina & Oklahoma were the last 2 states to repeal exemptions for it, both in 1993... Apparently prior to 1970, exemptions for it existed in every US state
Guys let's be clear, he's not saying he would do it now... It's cool.
Well, who knows? I mean, there’s no river that goes for long enough without a bend.
The fried audio in this is everything.
“I DOMINATE THE WOMEN IN MY WORKPLACE mkay” 😂😂😂
This is one of the best videos on the internet
I did good in high school
The struggle between the people and the hatred amongst them is being nurtured by very specific parties.
It is a small, rootless, international clique that is turning the people against each other, that does not want them to have peace.
thank you for uploading this
Glad this was re-uploaded, the guy keeps removing all his best and classic vids.
He can’t keep getting away with it
the tribe want it shut down
This videos somehow funnier if you skip forward a minute every so often.
"Woah. What am I gonna do? He needs me."
Is exactly what I say to myself when Sam personally emails me with MDE promos. I'm Sam's top guy.
I am Sam's top guy's top guy's boss's nephew's friend's top guy
Meds
@@readuth1488 my gf said if i take my schzio meds again we wont be able to see each other anymore. literally.
The Dominate segment is my favorite part from this recording session 😂, thanks for this upload ❤
the hand motions really make it 🤣
The music is perfect.
My favorite question to ask women on first date, is..... "How many abortions have you had." It always gets an interesting response.
this is like the prank comedy equivalent of facialabuse
You know who is feeling more stress, more tension than her?
That suit jacket
6:53 Look at my Red Pill Coach go.
i watch this everytime before i go on a date. gets me pumped up
He points out how in every historical era, we have been compliant to norms that rule the current time period. He makes fun of the unearned sense of moral superiority from which many people judge history.
This is the anthropomorphism of 4 Chan on a date with Twitter.
He can barely hold back the rage
I DOMINATE on daily BASIS
the full version is on his gumroad channel
This proves that you can in fact, be TOO based.
Romantic Vichy longing.
The actress, not the character she was playing, but the actress, was visibly uncomfortable during this shoot.
It's understandable, she was moments away from putting the Ghost of Kyiv into a self defense situation.
I'd love to see a behind the scenes on this. Sam Hyde wasn't well known at this point and I got to know what she thought she was walking into here.
CHAD Hyde vs VIRGIN roast beef
First time seeing the full thing nice
"I wish they would time travel back to before he was born and take him out then BUT..."
Fun fact - there was no such thing as marital rape in the UK until the early 90s.
Because there is no such a thing 💀
I like the lighting
Me 2
This is great sam
That’s top-guy material right there
Gorilla steroids injected into Tom Cruise :-}}
I miss this video
2000+ yr man 😂
Wait, was this not scripted? Did that lady actually choose to be a woman who not only crashed her plane but was eaten by crabs? Anyone in history and she chose crab food?
Well, we're all gonna die one day. Best to die doing what you love, right?
Earhart never died
@@KrazyIvan69 Mr Hands style
@@myleg...fr she living in my basement
@@awoman3 you feed her the secret serum everyday to keep her alive
The ruffling sound of his blazer when he flexes is just so perfecto 6:11
goes hard on loop
Thank you algorithm
She looks like Julia Styles, acts better
Was wondering who she reminded me of, thanks
This man is genius
The lip licking after that statement at 2:36 done did it for me
Lmfao
"I'm an alpha male. Okay? Alright? I uhhhhhh, dominate a lot people. Daily."
Such great writing! Keep it jacked.
Possibly a synecdoche for Sam’s entire internal world
Words are amazing
"You know, that level of X factor, we call it in the sales business."
Hyderich Himmler, the Vaterlands best rizzler.
he had me at "clop-clop."
Kinda looks like Anne frank
Both are CUTE!
@@tamarinds If I fuck the ashes is it still considered rape?
Classy!!!!
100th subscriber here: top teir comedy lel, sending this to my cousins 😅hilarious, thanks🙏🙏
Perfect portrayal of a superiority complex
this is my favorite skit PANACHE, JE NE SAIS QUOI, SAVOIR FAIRE 😂😂😂
Looking full Lev Bronstein in this one
there's a pageantry to it.
I think Sam Hyde looked at himself in the mirror at 9 and said, "yeah you're 40 dude"
this is psychedelic
In my opinion this is his 2nd greatest work right behind the Ted Talk Paradigm Shift
Damn I can’t argue with that. I’d have Jews Rock and boulder being rolled up the hill skit as honourable mentions.
My brain is currently fried
Taylor swift is a Sam Hyde fan?
"A woman AND a pilot...." 😂😂😂
Killing it ...
This is basically a satire of how guys who write to Sam act on their dates with women
7:27
He keeps getting away with it.
гений
this is a fantastic monologue about conservative revolution, bravo
I lol’d 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol he said elegant, pageantry and savoir faire to that particular sex act.
what's this from XD