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  • Опубликовано: 30 июл 2023
  • just when you thought it couldn't get any better
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @SoupSackHandle
    @SoupSackHandle 10 месяцев назад +18568

    “IDGAF if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway” is the hardest shit I’ve ever head

  • @thespiceman9367
    @thespiceman9367 9 месяцев назад +18260

    Some guy in Romania named Vlad became prince and impaled a bunch of people, and that caused a chain reaction over hundreds of years leading to the creation of this video

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 8 месяцев назад +615

      Canon event.

    • @King_Flippy_Nips
      @King_Flippy_Nips 8 месяцев назад +292

      Vlad was born a prince of Wallachia and then given to the ottomans as a hostage for more than a decade and when released he became King of Wallachia and a hero to his people fighting the ottoman empire.

    • @Sir_Ryan_The_One_Eared
      @Sir_Ryan_The_One_Eared 8 месяцев назад +604

      ​@@King_Flippy_NipsSo you could say that the opps wanted some initiative, so he blew up their entire quadrant.

    • @chronodiem
      @chronodiem 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Earedholy shit

    • @tronsnow4763
      @tronsnow4763 8 месяцев назад +50

      Nexus-level event

  • @vinylwaveframe
    @vinylwaveframe 7 месяцев назад +11232

    "I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway."
    Actually fucking hard.

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 6 месяцев назад +40

      Yeah

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 6 месяцев назад +7

      yes

    • @oliverportillo3464
      @oliverportillo3464 6 месяцев назад +36

      Made that disgusting look like “that was nasty😤”

    • @fizoh9605
      @fizoh9605 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeag

    • @Gainsberg
      @Gainsberg 4 месяца назад

      The next time this is shown I will have an aneurysm.

  • @lazuliioverheaven
    @lazuliioverheaven 7 месяцев назад +3361

    “I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y’all even became a type 1 civilization”

    • @AWWYEAHHHHHH
      @AWWYEAHHHHHH 6 месяцев назад +204

      Thank god for me knowing just enough about history and sci fi just to understand this genius

    • @Cecilpedia
      @Cecilpedia 6 месяцев назад +56

      I'm so happy I like history because this line is genuinely so hard

    • @ViolentJrulez
      @ViolentJrulez 6 месяцев назад +47

      We're not a type 1 civilization though lol were at like .8 on the kardashev scale

    • @gary4689
      @gary4689 4 месяца назад +89

      ​@@ViolentJrulezthis only implies the video is from the distant future. Entirely believable.

    • @drany6707
      @drany6707 4 месяца назад +11

      On top of everything else I think it's a Civ 6 reference, since Mansa Musa is a playable leader and the game is called Civilization.

  • @TheSneakySlinky
    @TheSneakySlinky 10 месяцев назад +7407

    "Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm" is such a sleeper line

  • @chickenwingsub8916
    @chickenwingsub8916 7 месяцев назад +9146

    If I ever get dementia I really hope I'm quoting this while I cook a shoe in the microwave or some shit

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 7 месяцев назад +435

      You must have early dementia cuz you forgot he is HIM

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 6 месяцев назад +64

      They got another video on this channel where someone deep fried some airforce 1s so you might not be off there.

    • @souptama3977
      @souptama3977 6 месяцев назад +45

      I read this comment on mushrooms and laughed for ten straight minutes

    • @dank_jesus
      @dank_jesus 6 месяцев назад +20

      This shit ain’t nothing to me man

    • @clashnytech
      @clashnytech 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @witchbvrner
    @witchbvrner 6 месяцев назад +3894

    "Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is fuckin' monolithic

    • @asuka_the_void_witch
      @asuka_the_void_witch 6 месяцев назад +83

      love how dracula is more powerful than archangels

    • @sircartier4422
      @sircartier4422 6 месяцев назад +51

      @@asuka_the_void_witchthat vampire puzzy mutated him

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 6 месяцев назад +31

      Banished to the shadow realm 😅 💀💀

  • @phonkwizard7667
    @phonkwizard7667 6 месяцев назад +1426

    "I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization" is absolutely fucking insane

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 месяца назад +3

      yes

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano 8 месяцев назад +28539

    The next time someone says Americans have no culture just show them this

    • @stephjavs9338
      @stephjavs9338 8 месяцев назад +153

      I’m so thankful you’ve seen this video

    • @Zayerz
      @Zayerz 8 месяцев назад +74

      How come you're under all life changing videos

    • @thebonapettit9828
      @thebonapettit9828 8 месяцев назад +50

      Sing this over all-star

    • @jaketwo3548
      @jaketwo3548 8 месяцев назад +277

      Stop this cultural appropriation. This is that home grown transylvanian fire

    • @krusader9508
      @krusader9508 8 месяцев назад

      Don't be dumb, this is Transylvanian culture.

  • @galleryofrogues
    @galleryofrogues 2 месяца назад +202

    His slight southern accent makes it so much funnier

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack Месяц назад +21

      elderly georgia accent goes hard

    • @beamclash
      @beamclash 15 дней назад +1

      he gotta link up with Unknown Hinson

  • @exodusingenieur
    @exodusingenieur 7 месяцев назад +974

    "Reach for my neck, you will get turned into an example"
    🔥🔥✍️🏻✍️🏻🦇🦇

    • @musicjax
      @musicjax 5 месяцев назад +20

      bat avatar checks out

    • @ReduckYT_
      @ReduckYT_ 4 месяца назад +5

      yo

  • @st0neofthebone
    @st0neofthebone 10 месяцев назад +8827

    "She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle." im fucking dying

    • @BurnoutBushido
      @BurnoutBushido 10 месяцев назад +479

      This shit ain’t nothing to me man

    • @svalk666
      @svalk666 10 месяцев назад +72

      Funny, but too bad it's not a word

    • @IluvatarEru
      @IluvatarEru 10 месяцев назад +281

      not sure if he meant egregious or gregarious lmao🤣

    • @kelseyjaffer
      @kelseyjaffer 10 месяцев назад +86

      @@IluvatarEru both

    • @donprovolone1425
      @donprovolone1425 10 месяцев назад +53

      @@IluvatarEruI dead ass googled it because I never heard the word before and gregarious is the only thing that'd pop up lol

  • @1PROFITPROPHET1
    @1PROFITPROPHET1 9 месяцев назад +17380

    The constant swerve from zoomer slang into hard-scifi stargate shit is so essential to the flow it sends me consistently.

    • @crotchman
      @crotchman 9 месяцев назад +1080

      STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL *_PERISH_*

    • @charlesburden2973
      @charlesburden2973 9 месяцев назад +1051

      I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization

    • @Demondreads
      @Demondreads 9 месяцев назад +249

      Thank you for wrapping that point man. It dances the line and it makes it phenomenal

    • @Hoc-Dolliday
      @Hoc-Dolliday 9 месяцев назад +256

      *My presence alone is enough to make the lips of life quiver*

    • @asleep2day
      @asleep2day 9 месяцев назад

      SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE

  • @gerry9011
    @gerry9011 6 месяцев назад +975

    Dracula Flow feels like a video from 2011

    • @psychotropictraveler514
      @psychotropictraveler514 6 месяцев назад +83

      It really does feel like OG RUclips

    • @samgerwin1101
      @samgerwin1101 6 месяцев назад +29

      Joji👀

    • @gorillazfan3
      @gorillazfan3 4 месяца назад +1

      @@samgerwin1101Filthy Frank

    • @victortobias6948
      @victortobias6948 3 месяца назад +26

      I feel like I'm in the room with 3 guys I barely know and an old man. Then we smoked, but that shit was laced. Now we are here like we walked through fog in a scooby doo cartoon.

    • @IdiotPhage
      @IdiotPhage 2 месяца назад

      I was gonna like your comment, but it has 420 likes

  • @defjusteman629
    @defjusteman629 6 месяцев назад +481

    “I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle.”
    That line goes hard for me.

  • @tehloling1
    @tehloling1 10 месяцев назад +23123

    This video feels like an hour long.

    • @frocoshake2107
      @frocoshake2107 10 месяцев назад +1132

      I don't think humanity is ready for an hour of this.

    • @chrisholloway4724
      @chrisholloway4724 10 месяцев назад +457

      They say in the final level of the backrooms, he’s there waiting for you in his dark room. He spits this stuff at you for an hour, and you emerge back into this realm the hardest MF ever.

    • @Isthisausername444
      @Isthisausername444 10 месяцев назад +105

      It took me a hour to make it all the way through 😂🤣

    • @skinnyguy4180
      @skinnyguy4180 10 месяцев назад +74

      I wish it was 😂

    • @WangleLine
      @WangleLine 9 месяцев назад +11

      lmaoooo

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike 10 месяцев назад +8977

    "I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization"
    Whoever is writing these is fuckin cool

    • @laughingstock7638
      @laughingstock7638 10 месяцев назад +875

      dracula is writing these, who else could

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ 10 месяцев назад +332

      Yeah those are some SICK references, I’m impressed

    • @vlonerob
      @vlonerob 9 месяцев назад +136

      Whoever is writing these has one of the best minds ever 😂

    • @datbubonicchronic
      @datbubonicchronic 9 месяцев назад +115

      lmfao was not expecting a Mansa Musa reference

    • @PulspitUeuhe
      @PulspitUeuhe 9 месяцев назад

      @@laughingstock7638point confirmed. You sheep are laughing at the fact it’s Dracula. Pathetic

  • @4urawrkr2
    @4urawrkr2 7 месяцев назад +304

    "Im moving like French Montana, HEH?!"
    Kills me, i can stifle laughter until he says that shit

  • @tiroforeal
    @tiroforeal 4 месяца назад +247

    My daily affirmations

  • @hiraeth_s
    @hiraeth_s 11 месяцев назад +8612

    WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTES🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @radicaledward2600
      @radicaledward2600 10 месяцев назад +227

      goin green goblin mode

    • @naomilauzut92
      @naomilauzut92 10 месяцев назад +93

      Hardest shit I've heard in a while

    • @Micah.Dalton
      @Micah.Dalton 10 месяцев назад +19

      Fucking 🔥

    • @LarryHotd0gss
      @LarryHotd0gss 10 месяцев назад +77

      We smokin’ dung beetle

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 10 месяцев назад +42

      This shit will turn your neocortex off
      Trailer park sistermom cooch taste like a 9 volt battery
      Fat Jess from down the street came from above and broke my fking pelvis

  • @ParkerRoberson-jf8ew
    @ParkerRoberson-jf8ew 10 месяцев назад +8271

    "They must have amnesia they forgot that I'm HIM." HARDEST QUOTE OF THE YEAR

    • @monkeyhook6856
      @monkeyhook6856 10 месяцев назад +99

      Drac Cold-Blooded with it 🥶😤

    • @ParkerRoberson-jf8ew
      @ParkerRoberson-jf8ew 10 месяцев назад

      @@monkeyhook6856 on god

    • @Rf_FRSH
      @Rf_FRSH 10 месяцев назад +30

      Lmao that was too damn funny

    • @twiceshy6613
      @twiceshy6613 9 месяцев назад +12

      Maybe if it was 12:01am January 1st

    • @djtopp6958
      @djtopp6958 9 месяцев назад +20

      He coulda said anything ending in "I'm him" and yall would say he's "goated" 😭

  • @realkekz
    @realkekz 7 месяцев назад +588

    I JUST realized how brilliant the camel through the eye of a needle line is, the rich have as good of a chance as getting into heaven as a camel has of getting through the eye of a needle, basically meaning, he's done the impossible, he's rich, and he's going to heaven

    • @AWWYEAHHHHHH
      @AWWYEAHHHHHH 6 месяцев назад +63

      Every line has so many layers it’s incredible

    • @smarmie8184
      @smarmie8184 6 месяцев назад +25

      Actual poetry wth

    • @xzas325
      @xzas325 3 месяца назад +9

      "I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven
      When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace" - ye

  • @GreenyLJ246
    @GreenyLJ246 Месяц назад +37

    "And I let the Archangels take him" goes stupendously hard.

  • @HubbardiumKing
    @HubbardiumKing 10 месяцев назад +4611

    This is David Lynch's most groundbreaking work

    • @JakeRanney
      @JakeRanney 10 месяцев назад +230

      WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE BLACK LODGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @YouNoob269
      @YouNoob269 10 месяцев назад +10

      Bro.. ☠️

    • @FronkZappa
      @FronkZappa 10 месяцев назад

      That Laura Palmer pack has the opps actin peculiar, I got Blac Chyna out there lettin' that zaza stank just to see who bites. Told em it was the kind of gas that put Gumby outta commission, but that shit sent them straight to the black lodge. Better hope the earth is round, because Bob is coming for your ass at a direct longitudinal angle.

    • @aztro.99
      @aztro.99 9 месяцев назад

      the way shes bouncing on my twins you know im boutta peak

    • @vaporfunkvhs
      @vaporfunkvhs 9 месяцев назад +50

      Twin Peak Pack

  • @jacksonwalsh6900
    @jacksonwalsh6900 9 месяцев назад +8310

    As much as I want Dracula flow 4 I don’t know if this can be topped

  • @saraharbaugh3523
    @saraharbaugh3523 7 месяцев назад +226

    “They must have amnesia; they forgot that I’m HIM” is so powerful and hilarious

  • @gargles5270
    @gargles5270 4 месяца назад +109

    dream blunt rotation is just this guy and a couple of clones of him

  • @lovingthesauce
    @lovingthesauce 10 месяцев назад +4315

    “Top-shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm” 😂😂😂💀

    • @j.d.123
      @j.d.123 10 месяцев назад +111

      Fr I was like that shit is just true lmao.

    • @DeliriantPsychosis1442
      @DeliriantPsychosis1442 10 месяцев назад +53

      @@j.d.123dawg I been cryin laughin at that for the past 20 minutes send help lmaoooo

    • @deemontes7265
      @deemontes7265 10 месяцев назад +41

      Shit ACTUALLY makes sense 😂

    • @j.d.123
      @j.d.123 10 месяцев назад +11

      @deemontes7265 honestly lol. THC, especially via high-percentage products, is known to disrupt proper sleep. It fucks with circadian rhythm as well as normal REM sleep.

    • @christiangottsacker6932
      @christiangottsacker6932 10 месяцев назад +1

      Where's the lie?

  • @imthedude2351
    @imthedude2351 9 месяцев назад +4434

    "We smokin' _filtered _*_crack_*_ ,_ you _stupid piece of shit!_ "
    I don't know why, but all the previous long-winded dank kush type lines, then casually dropping the sheer fucking bluntness of _that_ killed me

    • @tavo6496
      @tavo6496 9 месяцев назад +135

      This line alone had me in stitches bro the delivery is just perfect

    • @FriendlyAC130Online
      @FriendlyAC130Online 9 месяцев назад +31

      It’s easily one of my top 3 favorite lines.

    • @nikhothuntawaphasha
      @nikhothuntawaphasha 9 месяцев назад +119

      "We smoking sh*t in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord's bubbles." Was about meth fym 😭😭

    • @5tormshadow
      @5tormshadow 9 месяцев назад +14

      The real comedy here is you cant smoke crack properly without a filter called chore ...

    • @taylorwedemeyer3499
      @taylorwedemeyer3499 9 месяцев назад +11

      that, and coupled with the background laughter afterwards added to it

  • @chknnuggies
    @chknnuggies Месяц назад +36

    Imagine if this is the only proof that humans ever existed

  • @llDbGll
    @llDbGll 7 месяцев назад +222

    "I'm sick in the head" will never stop being unfathomably funny/relatable to me.

  • @akw94926
    @akw94926 8 месяцев назад +11985

    An old man, with painted on hair, preaching some of the hardest lines in history. This is perfection.

    • @NeoGraena
      @NeoGraena 8 месяцев назад +526

      Nah that's actually Dracula.
      Def you got Amnesia since you forgot that's him

    • @tmk87154
      @tmk87154 8 месяцев назад +49

      you got amnesia

    • @spazzboi
      @spazzboi 8 месяцев назад +74

      Old man? That's the Prince of darkness himself.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 8 месяцев назад +50

      my favorite part is when it starts melting down his forehead

    • @mrramos404
      @mrramos404 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂

  • @alejandrocalderon1859
    @alejandrocalderon1859 8 месяцев назад +5582

    "Ops wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I'm moving Like oppenheimer."
    What a line 🔥

    • @Avxes
      @Avxes 8 месяцев назад +118

      Yea that shit hard as fuck when you think about it.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 8 месяцев назад +90

      Hitting like Hiroshima

    • @EcstaticallyCJ
      @EcstaticallyCJ 8 месяцев назад +60

      Nailin'em like Nagasaki

    • @instaa5625
      @instaa5625 8 месяцев назад +29

      Slapping like Okinawa

    • @redgit9905
      @redgit9905 8 месяцев назад +17

      Annihilating like Afghanistan

  • @ooowow3908
    @ooowow3908 7 месяцев назад +109

    “ opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I’m moving like Oppenheimer” 😭😭😭😭

  • @theonekeanu
    @theonekeanu 7 месяцев назад +88

    “we smoking on symbiotes” is insane.

    • @timlandes1965
      @timlandes1965 7 месяцев назад +5

      I love that one, I'm also partial to "I don't give a fuck if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyways.".

  • @LatinaCreamQueen
    @LatinaCreamQueen 10 месяцев назад +3158

    "Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him." HARD HARD HARD.

    • @oceanman7336
      @oceanman7336 10 месяцев назад +67

      That line was heavenly

    • @christiangottsacker6932
      @christiangottsacker6932 10 месяцев назад +108

      Shit got *biblical* in the crypt

    • @Klonkus
      @Klonkus 10 месяцев назад +10

      Even the sumerian sodomites felt the fire from that burn

    • @ZacharyTyler0509
      @ZacharyTyler0509 9 месяцев назад +41

      quickly followed by I need more Sequoia banshee boogers

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ 9 месяцев назад +3

      Hardest line in the whole video

  • @neoncaelestis
    @neoncaelestis 9 месяцев назад +2158

    "motherfucker looked like a resident evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with them" is so underrated

    • @StudioMod
      @StudioMod 9 месяцев назад +95

      As an RE fan it blew me to smithereens when I heard that. I was completely unprepared.

    • @thesavior9672
      @thesavior9672 8 месяцев назад +8

      Straight heat💀🔥

    • @vaughngreason2175
      @vaughngreason2175 8 месяцев назад

      Dude "call that pussy the matrix cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out" is so fucking raw and no one is talking about it.

    • @DestroyedTheGame
      @DestroyedTheGame Месяц назад +2

      Played RE5 a few weeks ago then hearing this I’m flabbergasted

    • @2prize
      @2prize Месяц назад

      too underrated

  • @Samantha_Thump
    @Samantha_Thump 6 месяцев назад +114

    "Last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them...slowly faded into darkness, and i let the Archangels take him"
    rawest line in history

  • @JulesBox
    @JulesBox 7 месяцев назад +153

    I can't believe how disgustingly hard some of these bars go

  • @ALTVRA
    @ALTVRA 9 месяцев назад +4368

    "Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them; slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is the coldest line ever dropped in the history of words spoken by mortals or immortals alike

    • @gutgunstig7061
      @gutgunstig7061 9 месяцев назад +238

      Swiftly followed by Sequoia Banshee BoogersTM

    • @TheRealDPooly
      @TheRealDPooly 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@gutgunstig7061nashville nibblers

    • @redssign
      @redssign 9 месяцев назад +105

      ​​@@TheRealDPoolyi left my margielas in the benz truck, ill have to stunt on em next time

    • @mochicuatro
      @mochicuatro 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@redssign*margielas

    • @redssign
      @redssign 9 месяцев назад +60

      ​@@mochicuatrothank you, i am poor

  • @ozenthelewdable5427
    @ozenthelewdable5427 9 месяцев назад +2833

    "I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type-1 civilization." Bro went full ancient 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @sneedmando186
      @sneedmando186 9 месяцев назад +156

      Ea-Nasir been *real* quiet since this dropped

    • @Cervine
      @Cervine 8 месяцев назад +25

      Heavily based Ozen enjoyer

    • @ThaPhantazm
      @ThaPhantazm 8 месяцев назад +20

      He is Dracula.

    • @lephishe6271
      @lephishe6271 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@sneedmando186 Drac's probably friends with Ea-nasir. They knew his customer's burned his house down so he collapsed the entire civilization to make a point

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 8 месяцев назад +29

      Just googled this. Mansa Musa was king of the Western African Mali Empire in the early 14th century. A Type-I civilization is a civilization that can harvest all available energy on its home planet, which is something humans may never achieve. It's funny how ancient that line sounds out of context.

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 5 месяцев назад +81

    The concept of Dracula’s life and conquests leading to him becoming a modern day ghetto warlord is incredible. He’d be the best at it, savage beyond comprehension. I think it’d make for a great show or something in the vein (heh) of What We Do In The Shadows.

  • @Mostly-Ghostly
    @Mostly-Ghostly 4 месяца назад +62

    This is someone’s dad, that’s my favorite part

  • @dangerousd1312
    @dangerousd1312 10 месяцев назад +2743

    “my shooter a crackhead, he look like woody Harrelson” should be on his tombstone. hardest bar of all time

    • @Cgreg92
      @Cgreg92 10 месяцев назад +57

      Or on mine, bc my soul left my body when I heard it. The 80's sitcom credit frozen in time type of laugh.

    • @KreepKarnage
      @KreepKarnage 10 месяцев назад +41

      "we smokin SHIT, in a glass pipe, blowin da Lord's bubbles" made me fuckin crease 😂😂

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ 9 месяцев назад +2

      I don’t get this line :(

    • @donda2listeningparty568
      @donda2listeningparty568 9 месяцев назад +17

      @@_Cato_look up any picture of woody harrelson

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ 9 месяцев назад

      @@donda2listeningparty568 He looks like a crackhead? I can think of better examples lol

  • @selfharmonyashra
    @selfharmonyashra 8 месяцев назад +7950

    “Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” is not only a god-tier bar, now no one else can use it without coming back to this

    • @raveil134
      @raveil134 8 месяцев назад +115

      Greatest bar dropped in the 2020s

    • @jimtsap04
      @jimtsap04 8 месяцев назад +53

      The line right before might be even harder

    • @Thee_Jadex
      @Thee_Jadex 8 месяцев назад +28

      What was the timestamp for that one i need to listen to it again
      Nvm found it its 1:34

    • @RZArekta
      @RZArekta 8 месяцев назад +18

      Sounds like a Billy Woods bar

    • @The_Ajna
      @The_Ajna 8 месяцев назад +17

      Cold as fuck

  • @yodoleheehoo90
    @yodoleheehoo90 Месяц назад +15

    no context, no backstory, no reason, no logic, no filter, nothing.... but absolute banger rhymes and hilarity!!!

  • @Noname-ns2md
    @Noname-ns2md 7 месяцев назад +62

    "I'm moving like French Montana. Heeaaaawww" kills me every time 😂

  • @victorminkov5183
    @victorminkov5183 8 месяцев назад +7250

    “Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them, slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him”
    Most important historical event of our time.

    • @Samusamu57
      @Samusamu57 8 месяцев назад +90

      It's Givenchy but it's perfect anyway

    • @victorminkov5183
      @victorminkov5183 8 месяцев назад +68

      @@Samusamu57 thank you I had no idea what that brand was but it’s just such a iconic line It must be cherished

    • @Samusamu57
      @Samusamu57 8 месяцев назад +63

      @@victorminkov5183 no problem, sometimes it's useful to be french

    • @oinkerbob2
      @oinkerbob2 8 месяцев назад +143

      >drops the hardest line I've ever heard
      >immediately pivots to saying goofy shit
      brilliant

    • @aesthetic4829
      @aesthetic4829 8 месяцев назад +28

      Legitimately one of the hardest quotes I’ve ever heard in my life

  • @patrickharper-aucoin4413
    @patrickharper-aucoin4413 10 месяцев назад +9112

    It’s amazing to me how this oscillates between some shit you’d hear in a legit hip hop track and absolute insanity

    • @woohoomusic5098
      @woohoomusic5098 10 месяцев назад

      "I don't give a fuck if i go blind, I don't need to see the price tags anyway" to "Blacc Chyna, I drank her piss out another man's balls"

    • @carperfjord8748
      @carperfjord8748 10 месяцев назад +72

      Real

    • @drakep.5857
      @drakep.5857 9 месяцев назад +290

      The perfect median is death grips

    • @detailedinfodisplay5210
      @detailedinfodisplay5210 9 месяцев назад +168

      Simultaneously growing and killing brain cells

    • @d.h.foster8937
      @d.h.foster8937 9 месяцев назад +45

      this is an unreleased RXK nephew song

  • @dannyboi5887
    @dannyboi5887 5 месяцев назад +45

    These videos are a perfect example of how simple delivery goes a long way in making something funny. By themselves these lines wouldn't even get a chuckle out of me but the way this dude says them makes it legit some the fucking funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.

  • @ryankane7177
    @ryankane7177 6 месяцев назад +43

    I can't stop quoting the filtered crack bit and it's likely to get me in trouble at work.

    • @PEST1776
      @PEST1776 Месяц назад +1

      Amazing isn't it 😂

  • @bioder2579
    @bioder2579 9 месяцев назад +3641

    ''They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him'' dracula went full in on this one 🔥🔥

    • @mahino420
      @mahino420 8 месяцев назад +9

      lol i was the 666th like

    • @hugmynutus
      @hugmynutus 8 месяцев назад

      Papa Frank reaching through the Internet with this bar.

  • @matthewgrobel5587
    @matthewgrobel5587 8 месяцев назад +4722

    “Reach for my neck, get turned into an example,” is one of the best lines here

    • @allworksnew
      @allworksnew 8 месяцев назад +192

      I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I GO BLIND, I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY

    • @wickedwastelander2410
      @wickedwastelander2410 8 месяцев назад +61

      STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL PERISH

    • @TheHarrisontemple
      @TheHarrisontemple 8 месяцев назад +18

      ​​@@wickedwastelander2410*i left my Marcello's in the Benz truck I'll have to stunt on them next time*

    • @vertigoEdits
      @vertigoEdits 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@TheHarrisontemple margiela's

    • @TheHarrisontemple
      @TheHarrisontemple 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@vertigoEdits thanks

  • @treebeard4743
    @treebeard4743 6 месяцев назад +37

    "Opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer." 😂

  • @BlankDeckSkater70
    @BlankDeckSkater70 7 месяцев назад +33

    "I'm moving like Oppenheimer - She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Steven Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus."
    So many fire lines in this, absolute legend.

  • @andredayton1424
    @andredayton1424 10 месяцев назад +4072

    “Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take em “ had me in TEARS

    • @grandpapycofa1593
      @grandpapycofa1593 9 месяцев назад +166

      one of the hardest lines ever uttered by man

    • @hotstankygarbage788
      @hotstankygarbage788 9 месяцев назад +69

      One of the most diabolical lines I've ever heard.

    • @MississippiHalfStep
      @MississippiHalfStep 9 месяцев назад +4

      Is it a ghost reference????

    • @CronaWings
      @CronaWings 9 месяцев назад +28

      thats the hardest thing not just said in 2023 but the hardest thing almost any man has ever fucking heard HE IS HIM

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@MississippiHalfStepUh, no, it’s just a reference to angels

  • @R33fth3b33f
    @R33fth3b33f 8 месяцев назад +5717

    I love how this flow implies that Dracula has been a hustler for thousands and thousands of years and hes seen society's fall and rise over and over and he still stays the same.

    • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
      @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 7 месяцев назад +616

      **Drac watching the fall of Rome**
      "This shit ain't nothin' to me man."

    • @R33fth3b33f
      @R33fth3b33f 7 месяцев назад +270

      @@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 he flipped too many bad bricks got the whole empire tweaking

    • @hindae085
      @hindae085 7 месяцев назад +57

      This shit ain't nothin to him man.

    • @itsguooo
      @itsguooo 7 месяцев назад +65

      Get the Empower on the phone, fronted him a brick last week

    • @galanopouloc
      @galanopouloc 7 месяцев назад +72

      ​​@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
      If we're going to be historically accurate:
      _Sees the fall of Constantinople and the Ottoman advance_
      *"Reach for my neck and get turned into an example"*

  • @BunniKidd
    @BunniKidd Месяц назад +4

    The fact that you can hear the laughter in the background makes it so much better for some reason

  • @The1Herton
    @The1Herton 4 месяца назад +60

    "Tied the ops to the back of a trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for twenty-four hours; motherf***er looked like a 'Resident Evil 5' campaign extra after we was done with 'em."
    H
    A
    R
    D

  • @jakemancill4766
    @jakemancill4766 9 месяцев назад +2342

    The layers of "We smokin that Whoopi Goldberg south egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba kush" are multitudinous

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf 9 месяцев назад +120

      possibly the most powerful sentence constructed in the English language

    • @DonGrigorianFishing
      @DonGrigorianFishing 8 месяцев назад +41

      Bro I’m pretty smart. But it would take me an entire week to decipher this.

    • @shopattenshopatten9430
      @shopattenshopatten9430 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@DonGrigorianFishingI don't think you are

    • @DonGrigorianFishing
      @DonGrigorianFishing 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@shopattenshopatten9430 why you hating bro? We’re out here enjoying a new character and your just openly hating…What’s wrong? You need attention?

    • @90rm4n8
      @90rm4n8 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@DonGrigorianFishingbrotha

  • @andrewblubaugh5679
    @andrewblubaugh5679 10 месяцев назад +5393

    Dracula flow videos legitimately have me in tears, like nothing else has in a long time lmao

    • @DeepSouthArtifacts
      @DeepSouthArtifacts 10 месяцев назад +18

      So true. 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀

    • @donprovolone1425
      @donprovolone1425 10 месяцев назад +75

      dude, this the funniest fucking shit I have seen in a very long time lmao finally something good 😂😂

    • @zsebestien7050
      @zsebestien7050 10 месяцев назад +5

      literally

    • @ChaseThePinballWizard
      @ChaseThePinballWizard 10 месяцев назад +26

      really this is so dumb yet so effectively hilarious.

    • @DigitalMelanin
      @DigitalMelanin 10 месяцев назад +35

      This reminds me of RUclips back in the day.

  • @jasperhopland8913
    @jasperhopland8913 Месяц назад +5

    This is possibly one of the greatest videos on this website.

  • @malikjahim
    @malikjahim 6 месяцев назад +24

    "I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type 1 civilization"
    time to wistfully stare at the horizon, lads

  • @idioticeskimoe5149
    @idioticeskimoe5149 10 месяцев назад +1939

    "Opps want some initiative, I blew up their quadrant" has to be the hardest line I've ever heard.

    • @OnlyExorn
      @OnlyExorn 9 месяцев назад +5

      Ong lmao

    • @JohnDoe-df6yr
      @JohnDoe-df6yr 9 месяцев назад +123

      Im movin like Oppenheimer

    • @WYCD
      @WYCD 9 месяцев назад +9

      2:49

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot 9 месяцев назад +3

      I spittaked water on that line.

    • @JTZ012
      @JTZ012 9 месяцев назад +3

      Can someone explain wtf this means?

  • @Gheohtine
    @Gheohtine 8 месяцев назад +4385

    I've been saying 'This shit ain't nothin to me, man' whenever I get stressed out. It works wonders.

    • @daodude5515
      @daodude5515 7 месяцев назад +134

      Yoo I'm gonna start doing that now, new anti-anxiety just dropped!

    • @60svision
      @60svision 7 месяцев назад +16

      Same

    • @chriseliason1476
      @chriseliason1476 7 месяцев назад +10

      I will have to try as well.

    • @Mtoutdoorsman
      @Mtoutdoorsman 6 месяцев назад +11

      I’ve said this shit ain’t nothin to me man every day since I saw part one 😂

    • @KaChowAndTheGang
      @KaChowAndTheGang 6 месяцев назад +1

      No shit… I literally made a song about that

  • @Gav.in.4k
    @Gav.in.4k 2 месяца назад +8

    "reach for my neck, I'll turn you into an example" is hard as hell

  • @decepticonsoundwave297
    @decepticonsoundwave297 7 месяцев назад +22

    "They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him"
    Goes hard

  • @ericgibson6352
    @ericgibson6352 10 месяцев назад +1780

    “We smoking’ shit in a glass pipe blowin’ the Lord’s bubbles”
    Amen 🙏🙏🙏

  • @george53691
    @george53691 9 месяцев назад +1508

    "I threw diamonds on the strip club under the great pyramids, I pushed the camel through an eye of the needle" biblical line

    • @masterklaw4527
      @masterklaw4527 8 месяцев назад +2

      What is this, "Prince of Egypt" or something?

    • @markedgecliff7412
      @markedgecliff7412 8 месяцев назад +25

      Do you think he means that he’s rich but still getting into heaven or that he literally put that camel through the needle eye?

    • @NobleGas_54
      @NobleGas_54 8 месяцев назад +110

      ​@@masterklaw4527 The whole verse is "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God." So not only is it biblical, but he's saying he's rich af and still going to heaven. Double flex

    • @masterklaw4527
      @masterklaw4527 8 месяцев назад +33

      @@NobleGas_54let’s not forget he’s a vampire too. Vampires are (in some stories) unholy creatures who can’t enter heaven. So it’s another layer of flex.

    • @risingSisyphus
      @risingSisyphus 8 месяцев назад +16

      "slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" SHEEEESH

  • @RioniXIV
    @RioniXIV 5 месяцев назад +12

    Ai can never replicate this

  • @Theboyfromjupiter
    @Theboyfromjupiter 2 месяца назад +6

    He on that Bhutanese shadow garden pack timing

  • @Sewer_Goblin
    @Sewer_Goblin 10 месяцев назад +2740

    I love that the Dracula hair gets more fixed and accurate with each episode.

    • @badusername9903
      @badusername9903 10 месяцев назад +163

      theyre honing it to a point hes getting dangerous

    • @TADOfficialHandle
      @TADOfficialHandle 10 месяцев назад +62

      He's getting stronger

    • @kiitzz
      @kiitzz 9 месяцев назад +5

      they’re getting more for the budget each time

    • @BAGGStheAugmented
      @BAGGStheAugmented 9 месяцев назад +6

      This is almost perfect. Almost...... It would be closer to perfect if there weren't mouth breathers laughing after each line.

    • @chadking8767
      @chadking8767 9 месяцев назад +7

      ⁠​⁠@@BAGGStheAugmentedI kind of find it endearing, feels like a video from a decade ago.

  • @NoviTheProvi
    @NoviTheProvi 10 месяцев назад +1463

    "They must have Amnesia, they forgot I'm him" has become part of my daily vocabulary

    • @1dog915
      @1dog915 10 месяцев назад +12

      same

    • @mmonster121
      @mmonster121 9 месяцев назад

      What's exactly means "I'm him "?

    • @mohawk4759
      @mohawk4759 9 месяцев назад +22

      @@mmonster121its like “i’m that guy”
      idk if u know what that means but yeah

    • @1dog915
      @1dog915 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@mmonster121 just means like he's the man

    • @WaffleHouseBandit
      @WaffleHouseBandit 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@mohawk4759you're not that guy pal trust me

  • @ashtremble
    @ashtremble 5 месяцев назад +15

    Love how you can hear George laughing in the back

  • @lrbag8269
    @lrbag8269 4 месяца назад +8

    Glad to know that Frank is still funny as hell. I can hear him laughing in the background lol

  • @RAMZAVFX
    @RAMZAVFX 8 месяцев назад +5101

    "We smokin symbiotes" will never not make me die. Whoever wrote that line is goin places in comedy. Straight off the wall energy 😂

    • @Chodey510
      @Chodey510 8 месяцев назад +195

      Apparently this is from jojis label (aka filthy frank)

    • @RAMZAVFX
      @RAMZAVFX 8 месяцев назад +90

      no shit rlly?@@Chodey510
      Perhaps its the gift weve been missing since 2016 ;_; (specially after the pink guy cosplay at one of the concerts)

    • @Chodey510
      @Chodey510 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@RAMZAVFX a man can dream

    • @Starboundstreams
      @Starboundstreams 8 месяцев назад +72

      It is 100% FF he copyrighted it with his company

    • @canufen7350
      @canufen7350 7 месяцев назад +22

      The person who wrote this has been too all the places, but they're not coming back and that's okay

  • @guyinred_yt420
    @guyinred_yt420 8 месяцев назад +3443

    The fact he kept a straight face the entire time is ridiculous but made it even funnier lol

    • @zoid_on_youtube
      @zoid_on_youtube 8 месяцев назад +439

      this shit aint nothin to him, man

    • @ktulhu2010
      @ktulhu2010 7 месяцев назад +129

      he'll kill you

    • @m3zmr
      @m3zmr 7 месяцев назад +97

      you must have forgot who he is

    • @kenitod1528
      @kenitod1528 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@m3zmri think he has amnesia

    • @Rookiereece
      @Rookiereece 7 месяцев назад +26

      I think most of it flew over his painted on hair

  • @gavtube1232
    @gavtube1232 7 месяцев назад +29

    Out of the whole tetralogy, this one somehow always hits different

    • @WingItMan217
      @WingItMan217 6 месяцев назад +3

      It may very well may be the most iconic

    • @gavtube1232
      @gavtube1232 6 месяцев назад

      @@WingItMan217 Absolutely

  • @TriStarr
    @TriStarr 9 месяцев назад +3442

    This feels like a youtube video from 2009 in the best ways. Timeless content

    • @r.a.throwaway7948
      @r.a.throwaway7948 9 месяцев назад +28

      We must share this video with the generations to come

    • @Cyan_Wing
      @Cyan_Wing 8 месяцев назад +90

      Just found out this channel is owned by joji, aka filthy frank

    • @91mac_
      @91mac_ 8 месяцев назад +4

      I thought it was some old ass shit lmao

    • @91mac_
      @91mac_ 8 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Cyan_Wingnfw lmaoooooooo

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 8 месяцев назад

      it's from an old mind @@91mac_

  • @ZachPrime
    @ZachPrime 8 месяцев назад +1666

    Dracula effortlessly swapping between insane ramblings to the hardest one-liners you have ever heard.

    • @agent4349
      @agent4349 7 месяцев назад +4

      Accurate

  • @rip.van.winkle_
    @rip.van.winkle_ 5 месяцев назад +24

    "I'm moving like french montana, H E H"

  • @injinheirosocrates
    @injinheirosocrates 7 месяцев назад +2046

    "Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer" is one of the coldest shit I've ever heard

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 месяца назад +4

      yes

    • @momentarylapse1362
      @momentarylapse1362 Месяц назад +2

      Can you please explain to me what it means? I dont know what an opp is and I dont get the joke on this one. Thx.

    • @injinheirosocrates
      @injinheirosocrates Месяц назад +5

      @@momentarylapse1362 an opp is an enemy , like a rival gang member, and Oppenheimer designed the atomic bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki

    • @thelad5
      @thelad5 Месяц назад +1

      @@momentarylapse1362opp is short for opposition

  • @adamjenkins190
    @adamjenkins190 8 месяцев назад +1712

    "She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle" so many great lines in this 😂

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 6 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah 😂

    • @raycharlesisdead
      @raycharlesisdead 4 месяца назад

      lol yes

    • @mattbradley408
      @mattbradley408 3 месяца назад

      I left my Margielas in the Benz truck. I’ll have to stunt on them next time

  • @jozymorales
    @jozymorales 6 месяцев назад +18

    At this point, this is literally my daily affirmation

    • @saxassoon
      @saxassoon 6 месяцев назад

      "This shit ain't nothing to me man" as you get ready for work sounds like a great way to stay with it

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames Месяц назад +2

    1:28
    The Matrix bar has been living in my head ever since it was said. So damn good

  • @baranxlr
    @baranxlr 8 месяцев назад +1975

    If this dude passed me the blunt I would accept it like a knight accepting a sword from the king

    • @Wilbur4192
      @Wilbur4192 8 месяцев назад +61

      Well, he has seen the eye of Torah, and pushed a camel through the eye of a needle.. I would too.

    • @pulzewidth
      @pulzewidth 8 месяцев назад +14

      FR THO

    • @worksafe3441
      @worksafe3441 8 месяцев назад +13

      sire

    • @Yocumtown
      @Yocumtown 7 месяцев назад +5

      Sire 🧎

    • @Reject-Demon
      @Reject-Demon 7 месяцев назад +1

      Sire

  • @darkjak565
    @darkjak565 10 месяцев назад +1330

    Every line feels like it could be the start of a Death Grips song

    • @ratbasher5890
      @ratbasher5890 9 месяцев назад +56

      Im convinced he is Mr. Grips.

    • @keemkorn
      @keemkorn 9 месяцев назад +63

      ex military type beat

    • @royceisthebestrapper7686
      @royceisthebestrapper7686 9 месяцев назад +13

      IT GOES IT GO-

    • @ben4894
      @ben4894 9 месяцев назад +32

      I really want to hear this with the "Beware" instrumental now 😆

    • @ben4894
      @ben4894 9 месяцев назад +24

      Scratch that it already exists lmfao

  • @the_smittuation
    @the_smittuation 2 месяца назад +5

    SLOWLY FADED INTO DARKNESS. I LET THE ARCH ANGELS TAKE HIM🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @cataddict_
    @cataddict_ 4 месяца назад +3

    This is the single most poignant, evocative piece of literature.
    Some immortal dude embraces the fleeting nature of luxury brands and wealth, while pursuing pleasures like violence, sex and copious amounts of drugs, and still managing to pull it off like its a viable aesthetic is the ✨️divine comedy✨️ and maybe gives us a window to look inwards a bit too.

  • @adolfilyichmarx9589
    @adolfilyichmarx9589 10 месяцев назад +1142

    "I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle" bro went biblical on these mfs

  • @angrysammich5762
    @angrysammich5762 8 месяцев назад +2908

    Are we gonna just ignore the fact “Reach for my neck, get turned into an example” is one of the hardest bars in history

    • @JinxyKat
      @JinxyKat 8 месяцев назад +30

      i read this comment right as i reached that part, it was perfect

    • @PWS859
      @PWS859 8 месяцев назад +101

      "Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him. " is THE hardest bar in history.

    • @RonFleener
      @RonFleener 8 месяцев назад

      Dated back past AD to BC and his flow hits as hard as two rhinos trying to gangbang a hippo.

    • @crooked7592
      @crooked7592 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@JinxyKat same

    • @CormanoWild
      @CormanoWild 8 месяцев назад

      "They must have amensia, they forgot that I'm him" is the hardest line in this monologue imo
      @@PWS859

  • @baloonfart8082
    @baloonfart8082 Месяц назад +3

    I find myself saying, "It ain't nothing to me man." randomly a lot now.

  • @CharlesWillisBonsai
    @CharlesWillisBonsai 6 месяцев назад +12

    "We smoking that Whoopi Goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush."
    Amen, brother.

  • @wheeliesmalls9464
    @wheeliesmalls9464 8 месяцев назад +699

    This is like a Death Grips concert done acoustically

    • @fromaggio7654
      @fromaggio7654 8 месяцев назад +27

      Unplugged

    • @mellinghedd267
      @mellinghedd267 8 месяцев назад +9

      a capella

    • @yoshigamer507
      @yoshigamer507 8 месяцев назад +10

      next death grips album should just be like this

    • @Zyklon-Bro64
      @Zyklon-Bro64 8 месяцев назад +3

      Death grips linked me here

    • @tsg_frank5829
      @tsg_frank5829 8 месяцев назад +9

      This is what was going through my mind, a lot of these are 1000% some shit Ride would yell over a beat, all in that order.

  • @goldman6506
    @goldman6506 Месяц назад +4

    Nothing will ever top this

  • @dalekoudelik9801
    @dalekoudelik9801 Месяц назад +2

    "We smoke shit in a glass pipe blowing the lords bubbles"

  • @Zippy868
    @Zippy868 9 месяцев назад +1895

    This actually pulled me out of a 4 month long existential crisis.

    • @stephenpolizzatto8941
      @stephenpolizzatto8941 9 месяцев назад +27

      Feel this on a Hegelian lvl

    • @Zoidberg13197
      @Zoidberg13197 9 месяцев назад +28

      This shit made me manic for a week but i think it was also all the vodka that helped with that

    • @22z83
      @22z83 9 месяцев назад +2

      damn why can I relate

    • @sonny8456
      @sonny8456 9 месяцев назад +2

      Same

    • @BloodyMunchkin
      @BloodyMunchkin 9 месяцев назад +18

      You've seen the Magna Carta.

  • @chiefbadmon
    @chiefbadmon 10 месяцев назад +879

    flippin bricks for mansa musa before you even became a type 1 civilisation.... coldest line since the Mesolithic era 🥶🥶🥶

  • @thekiwi829
    @thekiwi829 7 месяцев назад +6

    this is literally modern james joyce. 'she dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle' like that is pure Joycean wordplay

  • @dannsteven
    @dannsteven 5 месяцев назад +6

    ''Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer''