Some guy in Romania named Vlad became prince and impaled a bunch of people, and that caused a chain reaction over hundreds of years leading to the creation of this video
Vlad was born a prince of Wallachia and then given to the ottomans as a hostage for more than a decade and when released he became King of Wallachia and a hero to his people fighting the ottoman empire.
I feel like I'm in the room with 3 guys I barely know and an old man. Then we smoked, but that shit was laced. Now we are here like we walked through fog in a scooby doo cartoon.
They say in the final level of the backrooms, he’s there waiting for you in his dark room. He spits this stuff at you for an hour, and you emerge back into this realm the hardest MF ever.
This shit will turn your neocortex off Trailer park sistermom cooch taste like a 9 volt battery Fat Jess from down the street came from above and broke my fking pelvis
I JUST realized how brilliant the camel through the eye of a needle line is, the rich have as good of a chance as getting into heaven as a camel has of getting through the eye of a needle, basically meaning, he's done the impossible, he's rich, and he's going to heaven
That Laura Palmer pack has the opps actin peculiar, I got Blac Chyna out there lettin' that zaza stank just to see who bites. Told em it was the kind of gas that put Gumby outta commission, but that shit sent them straight to the black lodge. Better hope the earth is round, because Bob is coming for your ass at a direct longitudinal angle.
@deemontes7265 honestly lol. THC, especially via high-percentage products, is known to disrupt proper sleep. It fucks with circadian rhythm as well as normal REM sleep.
"We smokin' _filtered _*_crack_*_ ,_ you _stupid piece of shit!_ " I don't know why, but all the previous long-winded dank kush type lines, then casually dropping the sheer fucking bluntness of _that_ killed me
"Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them; slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is the coldest line ever dropped in the history of words spoken by mortals or immortals alike
@@sneedmando186 Drac's probably friends with Ea-nasir. They knew his customer's burned his house down so he collapsed the entire civilization to make a point
Just googled this. Mansa Musa was king of the Western African Mali Empire in the early 14th century. A Type-I civilization is a civilization that can harvest all available energy on its home planet, which is something humans may never achieve. It's funny how ancient that line sounds out of context.
The concept of Dracula’s life and conquests leading to him becoming a modern day ghetto warlord is incredible. He’d be the best at it, savage beyond comprehension. I think it’d make for a great show or something in the vein (heh) of What We Do In The Shadows.
“Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them, slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” Most important historical event of our time.
These videos are a perfect example of how simple delivery goes a long way in making something funny. By themselves these lines wouldn't even get a chuckle out of me but the way this dude says them makes it legit some the fucking funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.
"I'm moving like Oppenheimer - She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Steven Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus." So many fire lines in this, absolute legend.
I love how this flow implies that Dracula has been a hustler for thousands and thousands of years and hes seen society's fall and rise over and over and he still stays the same.
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 If we're going to be historically accurate: _Sees the fall of Constantinople and the Ottoman advance_ *"Reach for my neck and get turned into an example"*
"Tied the ops to the back of a trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for twenty-four hours; motherf***er looked like a 'Resident Evil 5' campaign extra after we was done with 'em." H A R D
@@masterklaw4527 The whole verse is "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God." So not only is it biblical, but he's saying he's rich af and still going to heaven. Double flex
@@NobleGas_54let’s not forget he’s a vampire too. Vampires are (in some stories) unholy creatures who can’t enter heaven. So it’s another layer of flex.
This is the single most poignant, evocative piece of literature. Some immortal dude embraces the fleeting nature of luxury brands and wealth, while pursuing pleasures like violence, sex and copious amounts of drugs, and still managing to pull it off like its a viable aesthetic is the ✨️divine comedy✨️ and maybe gives us a window to look inwards a bit too.
“IDGAF if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway” is the hardest shit I’ve ever head
Head
Hard intro to a song. Would be god like
Stevie wonder bar
Head
Found this comment as soon as he said it. Definitely goes hard
Some guy in Romania named Vlad became prince and impaled a bunch of people, and that caused a chain reaction over hundreds of years leading to the creation of this video
Canon event.
Vlad was born a prince of Wallachia and then given to the ottomans as a hostage for more than a decade and when released he became King of Wallachia and a hero to his people fighting the ottoman empire.
@@King_Flippy_NipsSo you could say that the opps wanted some initiative, so he blew up their entire quadrant.
@@Sir_Ryan_The_One_Earedholy shit
Nexus-level event
"I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway."
Actually fucking hard.
Yeah
yes
Made that disgusting look like “that was nasty😤”
Yeag
The next time this is shown I will have an aneurysm.
“I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y’all even became a type 1 civilization”
Thank god for me knowing just enough about history and sci fi just to understand this genius
I'm so happy I like history because this line is genuinely so hard
We're not a type 1 civilization though lol were at like .8 on the kardashev scale
@@ViolentJrulezthis only implies the video is from the distant future. Entirely believable.
On top of everything else I think it's a Civ 6 reference, since Mansa Musa is a playable leader and the game is called Civilization.
"Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm" is such a sleeper line
"sleeper"
Damn, bar-ception
The Zaza got me speaking Esperanto.
Straight bars no guards ❌👮
@@kingbod2075you beat me to it
If I ever get dementia I really hope I'm quoting this while I cook a shoe in the microwave or some shit
You must have early dementia cuz you forgot he is HIM
They got another video on this channel where someone deep fried some airforce 1s so you might not be off there.
I read this comment on mushrooms and laughed for ten straight minutes
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
😂😂😂😂😂
"Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is fuckin' monolithic
love how dracula is more powerful than archangels
@@asuka_the_void_witchthat vampire puzzy mutated him
Banished to the shadow realm 😅 💀💀
"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization" is absolutely fucking insane
yes
The next time someone says Americans have no culture just show them this
I’m so thankful you’ve seen this video
How come you're under all life changing videos
Sing this over all-star
Stop this cultural appropriation. This is that home grown transylvanian fire
Don't be dumb, this is Transylvanian culture.
His slight southern accent makes it so much funnier
elderly georgia accent goes hard
he gotta link up with Unknown Hinson
"Reach for my neck, you will get turned into an example"
🔥🔥✍️🏻✍️🏻🦇🦇
bat avatar checks out
yo
"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle." im fucking dying
This shit ain’t nothing to me man
Funny, but too bad it's not a word
not sure if he meant egregious or gregarious lmao🤣
@@IluvatarEru both
@@IluvatarEruI dead ass googled it because I never heard the word before and gregarious is the only thing that'd pop up lol
The constant swerve from zoomer slang into hard-scifi stargate shit is so essential to the flow it sends me consistently.
STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL *_PERISH_*
I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization
Thank you for wrapping that point man. It dances the line and it makes it phenomenal
*My presence alone is enough to make the lips of life quiver*
SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE
Dracula Flow feels like a video from 2011
It really does feel like OG RUclips
Joji👀
@@samgerwin1101Filthy Frank
I feel like I'm in the room with 3 guys I barely know and an old man. Then we smoked, but that shit was laced. Now we are here like we walked through fog in a scooby doo cartoon.
I was gonna like your comment, but it has 420 likes
“I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle.”
That line goes hard for me.
the contraption
That’s like a death grips line or something
This video feels like an hour long.
I don't think humanity is ready for an hour of this.
They say in the final level of the backrooms, he’s there waiting for you in his dark room. He spits this stuff at you for an hour, and you emerge back into this realm the hardest MF ever.
It took me a hour to make it all the way through 😂🤣
I wish it was 😂
lmaoooo
"I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization"
Whoever is writing these is fuckin cool
dracula is writing these, who else could
Yeah those are some SICK references, I’m impressed
Whoever is writing these has one of the best minds ever 😂
lmfao was not expecting a Mansa Musa reference
@@laughingstock7638point confirmed. You sheep are laughing at the fact it’s Dracula. Pathetic
"Im moving like French Montana, HEH?!"
Kills me, i can stifle laughter until he says that shit
My daily affirmations
lmfao
Lol 😂
WE SMOKIN SYMBIOTES🗣️🗣️🗣️
goin green goblin mode
Hardest shit I've heard in a while
Fucking 🔥
We smokin’ dung beetle
This shit will turn your neocortex off
Trailer park sistermom cooch taste like a 9 volt battery
Fat Jess from down the street came from above and broke my fking pelvis
"They must have amnesia they forgot that I'm HIM." HARDEST QUOTE OF THE YEAR
Drac Cold-Blooded with it 🥶😤
@@monkeyhook6856 on god
Lmao that was too damn funny
Maybe if it was 12:01am January 1st
He coulda said anything ending in "I'm him" and yall would say he's "goated" 😭
I JUST realized how brilliant the camel through the eye of a needle line is, the rich have as good of a chance as getting into heaven as a camel has of getting through the eye of a needle, basically meaning, he's done the impossible, he's rich, and he's going to heaven
Every line has so many layers it’s incredible
Actual poetry wth
"I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven
When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace" - ye
"And I let the Archangels take him" goes stupendously hard.
This is David Lynch's most groundbreaking work
WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE BLACK LODGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bro.. ☠️
That Laura Palmer pack has the opps actin peculiar, I got Blac Chyna out there lettin' that zaza stank just to see who bites. Told em it was the kind of gas that put Gumby outta commission, but that shit sent them straight to the black lodge. Better hope the earth is round, because Bob is coming for your ass at a direct longitudinal angle.
the way shes bouncing on my twins you know im boutta peak
Twin Peak Pack
As much as I want Dracula flow 4 I don’t know if this can be topped
Don’t doubt the power of Dracula
You must have amnesia, cuz u forgot he's him
Facts
@@terrencemerchant2657FAX
I’d say give it some time before we can get back into this
“They must have amnesia; they forgot that I’m HIM” is so powerful and hilarious
dream blunt rotation is just this guy and a couple of clones of him
“Top-shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm” 😂😂😂💀
Fr I was like that shit is just true lmao.
@@j.d.123dawg I been cryin laughin at that for the past 20 minutes send help lmaoooo
Shit ACTUALLY makes sense 😂
@deemontes7265 honestly lol. THC, especially via high-percentage products, is known to disrupt proper sleep. It fucks with circadian rhythm as well as normal REM sleep.
Where's the lie?
"We smokin' _filtered _*_crack_*_ ,_ you _stupid piece of shit!_ "
I don't know why, but all the previous long-winded dank kush type lines, then casually dropping the sheer fucking bluntness of _that_ killed me
This line alone had me in stitches bro the delivery is just perfect
It’s easily one of my top 3 favorite lines.
"We smoking sh*t in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord's bubbles." Was about meth fym 😭😭
The real comedy here is you cant smoke crack properly without a filter called chore ...
that, and coupled with the background laughter afterwards added to it
Imagine if this is the only proof that humans ever existed
Id love that
"I'm sick in the head" will never stop being unfathomably funny/relatable to me.
An old man, with painted on hair, preaching some of the hardest lines in history. This is perfection.
Nah that's actually Dracula.
Def you got Amnesia since you forgot that's him
you got amnesia
Old man? That's the Prince of darkness himself.
my favorite part is when it starts melting down his forehead
😂
"Ops wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I'm moving Like oppenheimer."
What a line 🔥
Yea that shit hard as fuck when you think about it.
Hitting like Hiroshima
Nailin'em like Nagasaki
Slapping like Okinawa
Annihilating like Afghanistan
“ opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant, I’m moving like Oppenheimer” 😭😭😭😭
“we smoking on symbiotes” is insane.
I love that one, I'm also partial to "I don't give a fuck if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyways.".
"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him." HARD HARD HARD.
That line was heavenly
Shit got *biblical* in the crypt
Even the sumerian sodomites felt the fire from that burn
quickly followed by I need more Sequoia banshee boogers
Hardest line in the whole video
"motherfucker looked like a resident evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with them" is so underrated
As an RE fan it blew me to smithereens when I heard that. I was completely unprepared.
Straight heat💀🔥
Dude "call that pussy the matrix cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out" is so fucking raw and no one is talking about it.
Played RE5 a few weeks ago then hearing this I’m flabbergasted
too underrated
"Last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them...slowly faded into darkness, and i let the Archangels take him"
rawest line in history
I can't believe how disgustingly hard some of these bars go
"Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them; slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" is the coldest line ever dropped in the history of words spoken by mortals or immortals alike
Swiftly followed by Sequoia Banshee BoogersTM
@@gutgunstig7061nashville nibblers
@@TheRealDPoolyi left my margielas in the benz truck, ill have to stunt on em next time
@@redssign*margielas
@@mochicuatrothank you, i am poor
"I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type-1 civilization." Bro went full ancient 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ea-Nasir been *real* quiet since this dropped
Heavily based Ozen enjoyer
He is Dracula.
@@sneedmando186 Drac's probably friends with Ea-nasir. They knew his customer's burned his house down so he collapsed the entire civilization to make a point
Just googled this. Mansa Musa was king of the Western African Mali Empire in the early 14th century. A Type-I civilization is a civilization that can harvest all available energy on its home planet, which is something humans may never achieve. It's funny how ancient that line sounds out of context.
The concept of Dracula’s life and conquests leading to him becoming a modern day ghetto warlord is incredible. He’d be the best at it, savage beyond comprehension. I think it’d make for a great show or something in the vein (heh) of What We Do In The Shadows.
This is someone’s dad, that’s my favorite part
“my shooter a crackhead, he look like woody Harrelson” should be on his tombstone. hardest bar of all time
Or on mine, bc my soul left my body when I heard it. The 80's sitcom credit frozen in time type of laugh.
"we smokin SHIT, in a glass pipe, blowin da Lord's bubbles" made me fuckin crease 😂😂
I don’t get this line :(
@@_Cato_look up any picture of woody harrelson
@@donda2listeningparty568 He looks like a crackhead? I can think of better examples lol
“Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him” is not only a god-tier bar, now no one else can use it without coming back to this
Greatest bar dropped in the 2020s
The line right before might be even harder
What was the timestamp for that one i need to listen to it again
Nvm found it its 1:34
Sounds like a Billy Woods bar
Cold as fuck
no context, no backstory, no reason, no logic, no filter, nothing.... but absolute banger rhymes and hilarity!!!
"I'm moving like French Montana. Heeaaaawww" kills me every time 😂
“Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them, slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him”
Most important historical event of our time.
It's Givenchy but it's perfect anyway
@@Samusamu57 thank you I had no idea what that brand was but it’s just such a iconic line It must be cherished
@@victorminkov5183 no problem, sometimes it's useful to be french
>drops the hardest line I've ever heard
>immediately pivots to saying goofy shit
brilliant
Legitimately one of the hardest quotes I’ve ever heard in my life
It’s amazing to me how this oscillates between some shit you’d hear in a legit hip hop track and absolute insanity
"I don't give a fuck if i go blind, I don't need to see the price tags anyway" to "Blacc Chyna, I drank her piss out another man's balls"
Real
The perfect median is death grips
Simultaneously growing and killing brain cells
this is an unreleased RXK nephew song
These videos are a perfect example of how simple delivery goes a long way in making something funny. By themselves these lines wouldn't even get a chuckle out of me but the way this dude says them makes it legit some the fucking funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.
I can't stop quoting the filtered crack bit and it's likely to get me in trouble at work.
Amazing isn't it 😂
''They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him'' dracula went full in on this one 🔥🔥
lol i was the 666th like
Papa Frank reaching through the Internet with this bar.
“Reach for my neck, get turned into an example,” is one of the best lines here
I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I GO BLIND, I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY
STEP THE WRONG WAY AND YOU WILL PERISH
@@wickedwastelander2410*i left my Marcello's in the Benz truck I'll have to stunt on them next time*
@@TheHarrisontemple margiela's
@@vertigoEdits thanks
"Opps wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer." 😂
"I'm moving like Oppenheimer - She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Steven Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus."
So many fire lines in this, absolute legend.
“Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take em “ had me in TEARS
one of the hardest lines ever uttered by man
One of the most diabolical lines I've ever heard.
Is it a ghost reference????
thats the hardest thing not just said in 2023 but the hardest thing almost any man has ever fucking heard HE IS HIM
@@MississippiHalfStepUh, no, it’s just a reference to angels
I love how this flow implies that Dracula has been a hustler for thousands and thousands of years and hes seen society's fall and rise over and over and he still stays the same.
**Drac watching the fall of Rome**
"This shit ain't nothin' to me man."
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 he flipped too many bad bricks got the whole empire tweaking
This shit ain't nothin to him man.
Get the Empower on the phone, fronted him a brick last week
@@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
If we're going to be historically accurate:
_Sees the fall of Constantinople and the Ottoman advance_
*"Reach for my neck and get turned into an example"*
The fact that you can hear the laughter in the background makes it so much better for some reason
"Tied the ops to the back of a trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for twenty-four hours; motherf***er looked like a 'Resident Evil 5' campaign extra after we was done with 'em."
H
A
R
D
The layers of "We smokin that Whoopi Goldberg south egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba kush" are multitudinous
possibly the most powerful sentence constructed in the English language
Bro I’m pretty smart. But it would take me an entire week to decipher this.
@@DonGrigorianFishingI don't think you are
@@shopattenshopatten9430 why you hating bro? We’re out here enjoying a new character and your just openly hating…What’s wrong? You need attention?
@@DonGrigorianFishingbrotha
Dracula flow videos legitimately have me in tears, like nothing else has in a long time lmao
So true. 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀
dude, this the funniest fucking shit I have seen in a very long time lmao finally something good 😂😂
literally
really this is so dumb yet so effectively hilarious.
This reminds me of RUclips back in the day.
This is possibly one of the greatest videos on this website.
The video ever
"I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a Type 1 civilization"
time to wistfully stare at the horizon, lads
"Opps want some initiative, I blew up their quadrant" has to be the hardest line I've ever heard.
Ong lmao
Im movin like Oppenheimer
2:49
I spittaked water on that line.
Can someone explain wtf this means?
I've been saying 'This shit ain't nothin to me, man' whenever I get stressed out. It works wonders.
Yoo I'm gonna start doing that now, new anti-anxiety just dropped!
Same
I will have to try as well.
I’ve said this shit ain’t nothin to me man every day since I saw part one 😂
No shit… I literally made a song about that
"reach for my neck, I'll turn you into an example" is hard as hell
"They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him"
Goes hard
“We smoking’ shit in a glass pipe blowin’ the Lord’s bubbles”
Amen 🙏🙏🙏
That shit has no right being that lyrical or hard 😂
Hey what's your pfp from
🙏
If you smoke crack then you practically christian
The laugh afterwards always sends me, had them boys crackin up 😂
"I threw diamonds on the strip club under the great pyramids, I pushed the camel through an eye of the needle" biblical line
What is this, "Prince of Egypt" or something?
Do you think he means that he’s rich but still getting into heaven or that he literally put that camel through the needle eye?
@@masterklaw4527 The whole verse is "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God." So not only is it biblical, but he's saying he's rich af and still going to heaven. Double flex
@@NobleGas_54let’s not forget he’s a vampire too. Vampires are (in some stories) unholy creatures who can’t enter heaven. So it’s another layer of flex.
"slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him" SHEEEESH
Ai can never replicate this
He on that Bhutanese shadow garden pack timing
I love that the Dracula hair gets more fixed and accurate with each episode.
theyre honing it to a point hes getting dangerous
He's getting stronger
they’re getting more for the budget each time
This is almost perfect. Almost...... It would be closer to perfect if there weren't mouth breathers laughing after each line.
@@BAGGStheAugmentedI kind of find it endearing, feels like a video from a decade ago.
"They must have Amnesia, they forgot I'm him" has become part of my daily vocabulary
same
What's exactly means "I'm him "?
@@mmonster121its like “i’m that guy”
idk if u know what that means but yeah
@@mmonster121 just means like he's the man
@@mohawk4759you're not that guy pal trust me
Love how you can hear George laughing in the back
Glad to know that Frank is still funny as hell. I can hear him laughing in the background lol
"We smokin symbiotes" will never not make me die. Whoever wrote that line is goin places in comedy. Straight off the wall energy 😂
Apparently this is from jojis label (aka filthy frank)
no shit rlly?@@Chodey510
Perhaps its the gift weve been missing since 2016 ;_; (specially after the pink guy cosplay at one of the concerts)
@@RAMZAVFX a man can dream
It is 100% FF he copyrighted it with his company
The person who wrote this has been too all the places, but they're not coming back and that's okay
The fact he kept a straight face the entire time is ridiculous but made it even funnier lol
this shit aint nothin to him, man
he'll kill you
you must have forgot who he is
@@m3zmri think he has amnesia
I think most of it flew over his painted on hair
Out of the whole tetralogy, this one somehow always hits different
It may very well may be the most iconic
@@WingItMan217 Absolutely
This feels like a youtube video from 2009 in the best ways. Timeless content
We must share this video with the generations to come
Just found out this channel is owned by joji, aka filthy frank
I thought it was some old ass shit lmao
@@Cyan_Wingnfw lmaoooooooo
it's from an old mind @@91mac_
Dracula effortlessly swapping between insane ramblings to the hardest one-liners you have ever heard.
Accurate
"I'm moving like french montana, H E H"
"Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer" is one of the coldest shit I've ever heard
yes
Can you please explain to me what it means? I dont know what an opp is and I dont get the joke on this one. Thx.
@@momentarylapse1362 an opp is an enemy , like a rival gang member, and Oppenheimer designed the atomic bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki
@@momentarylapse1362opp is short for opposition
"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle" so many great lines in this 😂
Yeah 😂
lol yes
I left my Margielas in the Benz truck. I’ll have to stunt on them next time
At this point, this is literally my daily affirmation
"This shit ain't nothing to me man" as you get ready for work sounds like a great way to stay with it
1:28
The Matrix bar has been living in my head ever since it was said. So damn good
If this dude passed me the blunt I would accept it like a knight accepting a sword from the king
Well, he has seen the eye of Torah, and pushed a camel through the eye of a needle.. I would too.
FR THO
sire
Sire 🧎
Sire
Every line feels like it could be the start of a Death Grips song
Im convinced he is Mr. Grips.
ex military type beat
IT GOES IT GO-
I really want to hear this with the "Beware" instrumental now 😆
Scratch that it already exists lmfao
SLOWLY FADED INTO DARKNESS. I LET THE ARCH ANGELS TAKE HIM🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is the single most poignant, evocative piece of literature.
Some immortal dude embraces the fleeting nature of luxury brands and wealth, while pursuing pleasures like violence, sex and copious amounts of drugs, and still managing to pull it off like its a viable aesthetic is the ✨️divine comedy✨️ and maybe gives us a window to look inwards a bit too.
"I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle" bro went biblical on these mfs
yes
yes
yes
Are we gonna just ignore the fact “Reach for my neck, get turned into an example” is one of the hardest bars in history
i read this comment right as i reached that part, it was perfect
"Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him. " is THE hardest bar in history.
Dated back past AD to BC and his flow hits as hard as two rhinos trying to gangbang a hippo.
@@JinxyKat same
"They must have amensia, they forgot that I'm him" is the hardest line in this monologue imo
@@PWS859
I find myself saying, "It ain't nothing to me man." randomly a lot now.
"We smoking that Whoopi Goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush."
Amen, brother.
This is like a Death Grips concert done acoustically
Unplugged
a capella
next death grips album should just be like this
Death grips linked me here
This is what was going through my mind, a lot of these are 1000% some shit Ride would yell over a beat, all in that order.
Nothing will ever top this
"We smoke shit in a glass pipe blowing the lords bubbles"
This actually pulled me out of a 4 month long existential crisis.
Feel this on a Hegelian lvl
This shit made me manic for a week but i think it was also all the vodka that helped with that
damn why can I relate
Same
You've seen the Magna Carta.
flippin bricks for mansa musa before you even became a type 1 civilisation.... coldest line since the Mesolithic era 🥶🥶🥶
this is literally modern james joyce. 'she dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle' like that is pure Joycean wordplay
''Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer''