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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @CalamityDiamond
    @CalamityDiamond 4 года назад +1914

    "What are you doing?"
    "Evasive Maneuvers"
    "Where are you going?"
    "Somewhere else!"

  • @GoblinLord
    @GoblinLord 4 года назад +1475

    Runesmith has mastered the art of dying like an Oblivion character

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 года назад +18

      Or really any game with ragdoll physics.

    • @ejoty_6128
      @ejoty_6128 3 года назад +28

      Combine Runesmith's death acting with Wilbur Soot's sound impersonation and you cant tell the difference

    • @GoblinLord
      @GoblinLord 3 года назад +8

      @@ejoty_6128 oh god you're right

    • @moltenterror2135
      @moltenterror2135 3 года назад +3

      I was going to comment that

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 3 года назад +7

      *With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.*

  • @iafozzac
    @iafozzac 4 года назад +730

    That moment when you realize that they get paid to do what you used to do with your friends in middle school

  • @prosyndication21
    @prosyndication21 4 года назад +1917

    "How could you possibly slice through my sword and into my flesh?!"
    "Because I watch anime."
    "-look of clarity- Ohhhh..."

    • @themaskedcrusaderp8696
      @themaskedcrusaderp8696 4 года назад +43

      @@davidegaribaldi1503 not from a nerd

    • @devin5201
      @devin5201 4 года назад +8

      Oh I read that right as it happened onscreen, that's golden.

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 4 года назад +26

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Weaboo the Wise?

  • @UncooperativeMultiplayer
    @UncooperativeMultiplayer 4 года назад +370

    "Parry this you casual"
    *holds bow upside down*
    Me: Sure, sounds like something a ranger player would do

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 4 года назад +3

      Hahahaha good to know I wasn't the only one to notice. It's upside downnnn lmaooo

    • @danandchristineharbour2538
      @danandchristineharbour2538 3 года назад +3

      I have played two rangers and neither care for bows much

    • @Business458
      @Business458 Год назад

      😂😂😂 there is an archer skill that forcea the arrows to hit their target, maybe he was using it

  • @BeaglzRok1
    @BeaglzRok1 4 года назад +2260

    Oh god, that Lunging attack killed me. Masterful editing

    • @hinh4808
      @hinh4808 4 года назад +17

      Perfect editing

    • @richardthepastamancer6619
      @richardthepastamancer6619 4 года назад +43

      They must have used a superiority dice

    • @blackhillsbirder881
      @blackhillsbirder881 4 года назад +3

      I would like, but you have 420 right now

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 года назад +5

      It wasn't editing

    • @azathoththe3rd
      @azathoththe3rd 4 года назад +12

      Here's a thought. Bugbears have a PC racial ability that allows them to make melee attacks from 10 ft. away. Combine that with the stretch attack you could, in theory, melee attack from 15 ft. Plus if you use a whip, that can naturally attack from 10ft away, add the previous information and your Bugbear Battle Master Fighter can whip someone from 20ft away.

  • @karsonkammerzell6955
    @karsonkammerzell6955 4 года назад +666

    "...whhhhy!?"
    "I don't know!"
    Best lines yet, lol.

    • @TheMightyBattleSquid
      @TheMightyBattleSquid 4 года назад +12

      I'm not sure about that...
      "How did you know...?"
      "I can smell it on your ASS!" is pretty high up there for me.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 4 года назад

      "Yoyr mother's so fat she once ate a cheeseburger."

    • @jarrodwalker9099
      @jarrodwalker9099 4 года назад

      That's a very basic line.

  • @mme.veronica735
    @mme.veronica735 4 года назад +1340

    Commander's Strike is actually really useful if your rogue wiffs an attack

    • @SteveMan92
      @SteveMan92 4 года назад +318

      It's useful if you have a rogue period. Rogue sneak attack can be used once per turn, not per round, so Commander's Strike gives you the ability to grant your rogue a second sneak attack every round

    • @RaptorsVevo
      @RaptorsVevo 4 года назад +87

      Or just useful on your rogue in general, since sneak attack is once per turn, rather than once per round. It also promotes teamwork and shit, which is fun

    • @digitaldevil696
      @digitaldevil696 4 года назад +76

      I also like to support smiting paladins with it

    • @slickrickard
      @slickrickard 4 года назад +51

      Or if you have say a certain storm king in your party and your battle master keeps making them hit a let's just say dragon really freaking hard. Not to mention the flavor of a tiny human commanding a giant king...

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 4 года назад +15

      @@slickrickard Sounds like a thunderous idea.

  • @CollinBuckman
    @CollinBuckman 4 года назад +1110

    In my mind the difference between Bard abilities and Battle Master Rally is like
    Bards: give allies inspiring pep talk
    Battle Master: basically is like the generals in Medieval 2 Total War who rally their men by angrily shouting "Stand and fight, damn you!"

    • @damiennixel925
      @damiennixel925 4 года назад +135

      A bard will call you "butterfly" a fighter will call you "maggot"

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 4 года назад +49

      And then they get hit by a crusade that nobody really takes part in, a diplomat that wants money from you without any offer, another nation that wants to become your ally just to not do anything when everybody else attacks you afterwards and elephants with cannons.

    • @samuelrodriguez9801
      @samuelrodriguez9801 4 года назад +6

      @@janelantestaverde2018 What?!

    • @juliuspoensgen4369
      @juliuspoensgen4369 4 года назад +38

      "When i look at our foes, i see nothing but arseweasels"

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 4 года назад +6

      @@samuelrodriguez9801 Just regular Medieval 2 Total War stuff...

  • @freakyskull516
    @freakyskull516 4 года назад +259

    "learn a hobby, like pottery~"
    cut to my battlemaster in a dark room cackling to himself while he makes shrapnel charges...
    "just like ma used to make~"

    • @crippledkitty863
      @crippledkitty863 4 года назад +24

      Or mine carving all the arrows he's going to put in people's skulls from 600 feet away.

    • @thatwaffleguy4958
      @thatwaffleguy4958 Год назад +2

      Or my sorcerer, whittling candles down into fuses for perfume grenades.

  • @Raoul9753
    @Raoul9753 4 года назад +145

    "Now I have no weapons..."
    "Are you ok?"
    "Yeah, I am a monk!" *Goes into ass whooping stance*

  • @jde3993
    @jde3993 4 года назад +876

    “We have a bard?”

  • @Lalatina99
    @Lalatina99 4 года назад +1857

    “Your dad killed your grandpa, and then gave birth to you.”
    Dark and Progressive backstories are the best

    • @pedro_.
      @pedro_. 4 года назад +74

      Because inclusion is important even in families with a dark past
      Edit: idk i forgot to write

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 4 года назад +53

      Your dad killed your grandpa, and then gave birth to you.......with his corpse.
      taunt: 12

    • @Robin_Robout
      @Robin_Robout 4 года назад +17

      I dunno how I feel about this new Berserk reboot.

    • @liamfidller4319
      @liamfidller4319 4 года назад +7

      i've been looking for this comment so i didn't repeat. really underrated.

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 4 года назад +2

      I think you just summarized Nameless’ parent...as in a woman with a male brain (her brother) named Aghora like Father-Mother that his/her uses its dna to impregnate his/her but also a father due to his/her breasts being burnt off as a loophole to “Metabaron must pass on the son” code.
      This is just one of the weird ones from Metabaron.

  • @samuellillge9319
    @samuellillge9319 4 года назад +2360

    I think that, when they said "feinting" they meant faking an attack so that the opponent would flinch or react to it.
    Edit: I now realise that that was the joke.

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 года назад +751

    Bard: Do not go gently into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light!
    Battlemaster: On your feet, maggot!!!
    Very different ways to go about the same thing. Both equally effective.

    • @shadowshedinja6124
      @shadowshedinja6124 4 года назад +30

      Technically rally only grants temporary HP, so it's useless if your ally is already at 0, but more useful if they're currently at full health

    • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
      @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 года назад +46

      @@shadowshedinja6124 Let me rephrase then.
      Battlemaster: Gird your loins boys and girls! We're about to have company!

    • @rodrigorodero5452
      @rodrigorodero5452 4 года назад +15

      Battle masters are the drill Sargent

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +29

      Bard: I'd be very sad if you died
      Battle master: the first one to die is a fuckin wuss

    • @thebotanist7145
      @thebotanist7145 3 года назад +1

      TeeeeeEEEN HUT

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 4 года назад +317

    "you can't parry ranged attacks"
    **laughs in monk**

    • @dragoknight589
      @dragoknight589 3 года назад +9

      You can’t parry ranged attacks but you can slap em out of the air and back to your opponent

    • @retroicdescent
      @retroicdescent 2 года назад +4

      @@dragoknight589 That's even more crazy.

    • @Brass319
      @Brass319 2 года назад +1

      @@dragoknight589 no you can even if you fail to slap them at your enemies you still reduce the damage

  • @Necroxion
    @Necroxion 4 года назад +360

    "Lunging attack"
    *describes a Zeppeli Hamon punch*
    *ends up doing Star Finger*

    • @starwhale3070
      @starwhale3070 4 года назад +19

      Classic case of not reading the instruction manual

    • @voidlight0472
      @voidlight0472 4 года назад +17

      ZOOM PUNCH!

    • @camdenthompson4307
      @camdenthompson4307 4 года назад +8

      perfect summary by using JOJO, the best of all shonen anime

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 4 года назад +17

      @@camdenthompson4307 "Which Shonen is the best? Discuss?"
      Jojo fans: I HAVE AWAKENED
      HxH fans: Our anime is the best and no I will not elaborate on that
      Dragon Ball Fans: GOKU COULD LITERALLY KILL GOKU BUT STRONGER, IN THIS THREAD I WILL DEMONSTRATE HIS TRUE POWER IN REAL LIFE (1/1000)
      Yugioh fans: The card game is as good as the show! Make of that what you will.
      Trigun fans: YOU KNOW BACK IN MY DAY IT WAS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO BE BASED
      MHA fans: Yeah even we know we shouldn't be here
      One Piece fans: Dude once it gets to Silver 10 the show gets good as hell, and then dildo 15? Bro I couldn't stop watching. It only took me a few thousand minutes of my life and a terrible dub adaptation that I accidentally watched thinking it was the real thing before I made it here.
      The Bible fans: No, it's not a cult, please stop mentioning the strange history of pedophilia widespread among priests globally.

    • @camdenthompson4307
      @camdenthompson4307 4 года назад +8

      @@mattsmith457 depends on the person in question, in my opinion, JOJO ALL THE WAY BOI!!!

  • @lesserhero9171
    @lesserhero9171 4 года назад +149

    5:00 Looks like someone's been practicing hamon energy

  • @alias588
    @alias588 4 года назад +103

    "Wai--what? H--h...wuh?...WHERE ARE YA GOIN'?!"
    "Somewhere else!"

  • @hiroibwah
    @hiroibwah 4 года назад +31

    Not gonna lie, Runesmith and XP fit the elf & dwarf best friends trope, and I'm all for it

  • @felixvegge3764
    @felixvegge3764 4 года назад +200

    Only in-video ad, that i dont mind

  • @DonnyMors
    @DonnyMors 4 года назад +169

    I feel like this was one of your best videos, I was laughing the whole time. The skits were even funnier than usually and you all did such a good job with the jokes, everyone's acting was spot on. The addition of the bloopers was nice too, I love watching those!
    Your and Jacob's videos get better and better, I'm really glad I discovered you! Thanks for your hard work!

    • @Kfaircloth13457
      @Kfaircloth13457 3 года назад +1

      I commented earlier that I found these "Basically's" before I'd ever seen one of Jacob's videos. After watching everyone's channels, knowing the actors takes the funny up a notch or five!

  • @MythicMachina
    @MythicMachina 4 года назад +19

    Being an archer battle master is actually a lot of fun. I like to imagine that when they use frightening attack, they attack the haunted shopping list from that one SpongeBob episode to their arrow and fire it at someone.

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 4 года назад +191

    "Distracting Strike"? I use the more commonly used term of "Pocket Sand"

  • @TheShiningYoshi
    @TheShiningYoshi 4 года назад +82

    Watching you roll around with Dark Souls music in the background made my day.

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 4 года назад +43

    "Where are you _going_ ?"
    "SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
    I don't know why that's so funny to me

  • @sevenseasago6901
    @sevenseasago6901 4 года назад +83

    Battlemasters with Sharpshooter/Crossbow Expert are the best archers in 5e. Using Precision Attacks to make up for the negative to hit from SS.

    • @CollinBuckman
      @CollinBuckman 4 года назад +17

      Battle master plus Sentinel is also good. Tripping attack on an attack of opportunity basically allows you to temporarily immobilize foes (they're knocked prone and their speed it reduced to 0, meaning they can't stand up until their next turn)

    • @IbraheemM98
      @IbraheemM98 4 года назад +8

      @@CollinBuckman Add a polearm master to that and no one can touch you

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 года назад +2

      @@IbraheemM98
      I'd argue at the point where you're a GWM and a PAM you're better off as a Samurai, honestly.

    • @F3nres
      @F3nres 4 года назад +1

      Lol I run BM with a hand crossbow and little buckler shield with dm’s permission in just to many games

    • @salter1630
      @salter1630 4 года назад

      @@IbraheemM98 yeah but I want to riposte meme and I can't wield polearm weapons and a shield..

  • @bruuze1258
    @bruuze1258 4 года назад +77

    "Where are you going?"
    "Somewhere else."

  • @tylerdillon3745
    @tylerdillon3745 4 года назад +36

    You showed the picture I use for my elven rogue, and then you used a screenshot from my college. It is one minute into the video and I already feel attacked.

  • @Elessar0wind
    @Elessar0wind 4 года назад +22

    That interpretation of lunging... it's so wrong, in every way, yet it made me laugh the most. Thank you for that.

  • @bartoszsyrocki8660
    @bartoszsyrocki8660 4 года назад +35

    5:03 zoom punch!

  • @josephattwell1006
    @josephattwell1006 4 года назад +2

    Commander's Strike is great if and only if you have a Rogue. Since Sneak Attack applies by turn rather than by round, Commander's Strike allows your Rogue to get another sneak attack a round since the Strike is on your turn. If you don't have a Rogue in the group, then go with something else.

  • @elbruces
    @elbruces 3 года назад +7

    I like the bloopers at the end, it's exactly like how in Jackie Chan movie end credits they'd show bloopers of their amazing stunts also. Yep, exactly like that.

  • @RaptorsVevo
    @RaptorsVevo 4 года назад +213

    That aint how relentless works. Its whenever you roll initiative and have none left. Its not very good honestly

    • @jesamoko4083
      @jesamoko4083 4 года назад +45

      He probably runs dynamic initiave.

    • @RaptorsVevo
      @RaptorsVevo 4 года назад +43

      Ah, that would explain it. That significantly boosts the power of a lot of abilities, beyond what I think was intended, but in the end we all play the game to have fun so fuck it

    • @nnickplays9713
      @nnickplays9713 4 года назад +6

      dynamic initiative?

    • @bbagginsmcswaggins
      @bbagginsmcswaggins 4 года назад +45

      @@nnickplays9713 That's where you re-roll initiative at the beginning of each round, iirc. It makes it so that init order can be changed up mid-combat, and it makes combat a lot more, well, *dynamic* and interesting. The BBEG could get 2 turns in a row, or the paladin could get a chance to let rip 2 turns worth of attacks and smites.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +34

      Dynamic initiative is also way harder to run than normal

  • @Rick_Harper
    @Rick_Harper 4 года назад +331

    Last time I was this early, the world had yet to be sung into existence.

    • @ttd0000
      @ttd0000 4 года назад +1

      Huh, I missed that one. What were they talking about?

    • @rrtkddigimon0
      @rrtkddigimon0 4 года назад +4

      Is that a reference to Lord of the rings or Narnia? I can't decide.

    • @mysticseer6424
      @mysticseer6424 4 года назад +2

      @5567 5555 I mean yeah but couldn't it also be bards as don't bards straight up believe the world was created through words and music and song?

    • @craniifer
      @craniifer 4 года назад

      I was thinking the Kalevala for a moment.

  • @troglodyte4207
    @troglodyte4207 3 года назад +2

    0:47 we did it lads, we finally saw Logan use a warhammer picture. It’s only a matter of time now

  • @coticoriconnections117
    @coticoriconnections117 4 года назад +42

    “I didn’t and the time was wasted”

  • @gabrielcornejo682
    @gabrielcornejo682 4 года назад +2

    1:43 that momento you multiclass to Bard for no reason and no background Support to that change

  • @musicfeltnotheard
    @musicfeltnotheard 4 года назад +7

    jacob holding the bow upside down while calling someone a casual gave me an aneurysm lol

  • @guysome7469
    @guysome7469 4 года назад +170

    Ah yes, the best and only correct choice when playing fighter in 5E.

  • @MGDrzyzga
    @MGDrzyzga 4 года назад +5

    So I've always had a different head canon for why superiority dice are limited resource (other than game balance):
    - Opportunity. You need to find an opening before you can take advantage of it. So being able to use it is a mixture of luck and skill. Gaining more superiority dice means both honing your mind to spot openings that are more easily missed, and honing your body to take advantage of more fleeting openings that might close before a less skilled warrior could act on them.

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 4 года назад +2

    "Commander's strike is lame"
    BULLSHIT, now my wizard can cast fireball twice this round just because I told him to lol

  • @drewforchic9083
    @drewforchic9083 4 года назад +6

    The Unearthed Arcana Class Features from a while back also added a few extra Maneuvers for the Battle Master, such as:
    AMBUSH: be sneakier or speedier to get the drop on your foes.
    BAIT AND SWITCH: when you're standing next to a friend, do a little shuffle-dance and switch places with them, also making them harder to hit.
    BRACE: When someone tries to run around near you, smack 'em.
    RESTRAINING STRIKE: When you hit someone, you also bear hug them into submission.
    SILVER TONGUE: You also combat trained your tongue, making you extra convincing in conversation.
    SNIPE: Shoot someone as a bonus action.
    STUDIOUS EYE: You also combat trained your eyes, letting you examine someone extra powerfully.

    • @danniemiesse4643
      @danniemiesse4643 4 года назад +2

      "Combat trained with your tongue" is such a Bard thing to say.

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 4 года назад +15

    I like to imagine the Riposte like when you parry in Dark Souls (yes, the terminology is confusing), knocking their weapon away and stunning them long enough to get an attack in. You can do that because they failed to hit your Armor Class, because AC is abstract and means a lot of different things.

  • @talscorner3696
    @talscorner3696 4 года назад +32

    Now I need to see a version with actual fencing techniquies from the Renaissance manuals xD

  • @IbraheemM98
    @IbraheemM98 4 года назад +1

    I think it's a class made for multi classing. It's very effective in short bursts and can help you do some cool stuff. As a DM I would definitely let a disarming attack work for a steal the big mac muffin from the bbeg by slapping his fingees. Also new players are constantly asking to do shit in combat that only battle masters can do so I personally love it.

  • @greatstoryteller9459
    @greatstoryteller9459 4 года назад +3

    This with unarmed fighting from the UA is the most beautiful thing I've seen. Expertise in Athletics. Tavern brawler. Grappler. You are now.... The orc taimer

  • @hollingharris659
    @hollingharris659 3 года назад +2

    1:37 ok thats kind of unironically cool, like just a bit

  • @mute-sii9987
    @mute-sii9987 4 года назад +14

    4:51 "It's called a Zoom Punch!"

  • @thecookiemeister5374
    @thecookiemeister5374 4 года назад +50

    “Commanders strike sucks”
    Yeah, if you dont have a rogue in your party.

    • @Arcanyum
      @Arcanyum 4 года назад +5

      Or a paladin

    • @thecookiemeister5374
      @thecookiemeister5374 4 года назад +4

      Arcanyum or anything that hits really hard once

    • @ericmendesspada8960
      @ericmendesspada8960 4 года назад

      I am the fighter and multiclassed into rogue sooo

    • @thecookiemeister5374
      @thecookiemeister5374 4 года назад +2

      @@ericmendesspada8960 yeah but here’s the thing: sneak attack procs once a turn. Which means you can proc sneak attack on MY turn. So if i command you to hit and you hit again... its nuts

  • @hanzdarm7849
    @hanzdarm7849 4 года назад +16

    Pushing Attack works with Ranged Attacks. This makes the life of Guards on Walls and Towers really miserable^^

  • @theholynut8598
    @theholynut8598 3 года назад +1

    People always shit on bards. That's why I play college of swords, so when people once in a blue moon plead with me for inspiration, I look them dead in the eyes... And defensive flourish

  • @Raithe11
    @Raithe11 4 года назад +5

    I would literally never get tired of watching you and Jacob doof around.

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 4 года назад +8

    4:52
    Sounds like Zoom Punch, is demonstrated like Star Finger

  • @Randomdudefromtheinternet
    @Randomdudefromtheinternet 4 года назад +6

    (1:27) Little did he know that what he was doing is a real thing in European Martial Arts.

  • @that_punk_fairy
    @that_punk_fairy 2 года назад +1

    xp to level 3 :'parry this you filthy casual'
    me screaming at my desktop that he is holding the bow upide down aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

  • @0215YK
    @0215YK 4 года назад +18

    Loving the battle master review! Looking forward to an Artificer one!

  • @danielknapp159
    @danielknapp159 4 года назад +1

    Goading attack alone was enough for my ranger rogue to go three levels in fighter. Because shooting an enemy from up to 600 feet away and then telling them that if they try to hit anyone but you they have disadvantage is hilarious. (Action surge was nice too.)

    • @danielknapp159
      @danielknapp159 4 года назад

      It gets better when you get an unnecessary belt of the storm giant's strength and you go from 11 to 29 strength. Because now that is a DC 23 wisdom save!

    • @danielknapp159
      @danielknapp159 4 года назад

      All AL legal too. ddb.ac/characters/7488599/I41xcx

  • @ember860
    @ember860 4 года назад +3

    4:47 Woah, woah, DM, he gets an attack of opportunity!

  • @nathanrolls4015
    @nathanrolls4015 4 года назад +1

    My first dnd character was a battle master! A human battlemaster fighter named pan knight who was a chef warrior who wore armor made of pots and pans. Wielding a pan he stakes vampires with the handle and wacks ghosts so hard they feel it in the afterlife

  • @coolbean2506
    @coolbean2506 4 года назад +13

    "MY KNEE" I cried

  • @MarkWIXX
    @MarkWIXX 4 года назад +1

    What I like about this subclass is that, even if you somehow fail to have the effect of the maneuver, if it's an attack that hits, you still deal the extra damage of the superiority die in addition to the actual damage of the weapon. It's great.

  • @attila535
    @attila535 4 года назад +10

    "Menacing attack", also known as posing mecaingly. ゴゴゴゴ

  • @negativezer0917
    @negativezer0917 4 года назад +2

    2:00 my man is so smart his brain alone can bend the sword

  • @shytheguy3004
    @shytheguy3004 4 года назад +65

    I was just thinking about making a battle master...

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 4 года назад +1

      I wasn't

    • @kana22693
      @kana22693 4 года назад +2

      Do it! The virgin 'magic user' normie vs the Chad 'divine blade of my fallen ancestors' weeb.

    • @4204799
      @4204799 4 года назад

      the a l g o r i t h m

  • @blakeking1125
    @blakeking1125 2 года назад +1

    Battle master is really cool in theory. In practice I always end up using the savage boosting manuevers, especially at higher levels

  • @leoback5065
    @leoback5065 4 года назад +6

    Honestly, with that eyepatch and those taunts i'm getting some serious Goro Majima vibes

  • @TheArkannon
    @TheArkannon 4 года назад +2

    So I won't hear my darling Commanding Strike maligned like this! Do you have a rogue in your party? Yes? Good. Commanding Strike just made them a god. This lets them use their reaction to stab a bitch - preferably the one next to you - and drop that sweet sweet sneak attack damage again. Early on, this is so much more than you could do with one attack, and it gives a fantastic opportunity for spotlight-sharing. Be the anime dream duo you always wanted to be!

  • @StevoM08
    @StevoM08 4 года назад +30

    I can’t tell if the “fainting not feinting” thing is a joke or not. xD

  • @scoots291
    @scoots291 4 года назад +2

    Your dad was evil and duel wield.
    Me:okay
    Then he killed your grandfather
    Me:okay
    Then he gave birth to you.
    Me:excuse me WHAT?!

  • @Randomdudefromtheinternet
    @Randomdudefromtheinternet 4 года назад +6

    Bow/crossbow BMs after getting painting supplies:
    *D E T A I L S*

  • @connorsmith1005
    @connorsmith1005 3 года назад +1

    Commander's Strike is amazing when used properly. It can be used to get more sneak attacks out of a melee rogue, or allows another smite from a Paladin.

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe 4 года назад +5

    "Where you going...?"
    "Someplace else!"
    ...
    "Fighters get hungy."

  • @aisuru01
    @aisuru01 4 года назад +1

    Are you telling me that the NBA is full of Battlemasters??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT KING JAMES IS A BATTLEMASTER... time to theory craft.

  • @thanatos5150
    @thanatos5150 4 года назад +6

    Dear Runesmith and also Jacob: Not sure if it's part of the joke, but that bow at 6:09 is both upside-down and strung backwards

  • @kannakamui2334
    @kannakamui2334 4 года назад +1

    Battle masters are fun. I love using the maneuvers and taking control of the pace of the fight. Plus coming up with plans involving my maneuvers makes me feel big brain.

  • @MegaRetroRocket
    @MegaRetroRocket 4 года назад +4

    "...we have a bard?"
    lol this hits close to home with the campaign I'm currently running.

  • @zacherykalk8707
    @zacherykalk8707 4 года назад +1

    My current character is a 11th lvl open hand monk and 4th fighter battle master and the fact you made both videos within 3 weeks has made me very happy. 👍

  • @Florkl
    @Florkl 4 года назад +5

    Relentless only applies when you roll initiative at the start of a new battle, not every turn because that would be broken.

  • @striker6677
    @striker6677 3 года назад +1

    I basically exclusively used Rally, I never had much use for the other ones when I got to play, I used that and cover with a sheild to be tank that kept his nearby squishies safe, which was good as I was the only one with an AC over 14 and our cleric was prioritizing damage spells like a bootleg sourceror.

  • @ejoty_6128
    @ejoty_6128 3 года назад +3

    1:10
    Guess what
    *He's even MORE powerful in Age Of Calamity*

  • @DapperestDave
    @DapperestDave 4 года назад +1

    I like how he knows what a feint is and chooses to still portray it as just fainting then attacking

  • @TheMightyBattleSquid
    @TheMightyBattleSquid 4 года назад +46

    6:45 *Laughs in Fiora*

    • @sewershaman3280
      @sewershaman3280 4 года назад

      Mr_Dragon nice sasuke amvs

    • @itzplant3196
      @itzplant3196 4 года назад +1

      Idk where thats from but I like the name I might use it for a world thx 👍

    • @TheMightyBattleSquid
      @TheMightyBattleSquid 4 года назад

      @@sewershaman3280 I wanted to give it a try a few years ago. Windows movie maker was pretty bad at using the anime footage though, it kept corrupting randomly while I'd work on it.

    • @TheMightyBattleSquid
      @TheMightyBattleSquid 4 года назад +1

      @@itzplant3196 Fiora from league of legends. She has a "parry" move that stops all incoming damage and if you tried hitting her with crowd control like a stun she stuns you instead.

  • @HyperMinecraftGuy
    @HyperMinecraftGuy 4 года назад +1

    D8s? Eyepatch? I see you Vriska, you ain’t slick. 2:14

  • @franknova987
    @franknova987 4 года назад +3

    3:38 saddest scene imo

  • @nalrendepaepe8066
    @nalrendepaepe8066 4 года назад +2

    6:13 he is holding the bow upside down

  • @0Phantomgmbr0
    @0Phantomgmbr0 4 года назад +19

    3:30
    kensei be like

  • @xLoLRaven
    @xLoLRaven 3 года назад +1

    Every time I saw the Feint Attack I kept having flashbacks to the Hunters Feign Death In WoW...

  • @MajorUnderdashPain
    @MajorUnderdashPain 4 года назад +3

    Fun fact: The Battle Master subclass in 5e was inspired by Sokka's master in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

  • @stephenwallace3771
    @stephenwallace3771 4 года назад +1

    You guys are great! Thanks for all the learns and laughs! The very end with the voice over and names. Killing it!

  • @mmmglobmmmmb9150
    @mmmglobmmmmb9150 4 года назад +13

    “and then he gave birth to you”

  • @SneakyTogedemaru
    @SneakyTogedemaru 2 года назад

    6:08 - using bow upside-down for extra comedic effect. Love it👍

  • @GreatRavenDesignCo
    @GreatRavenDesignCo 4 года назад +11

    6:10 the bow was upside down lol

    • @gentleman_oni
      @gentleman_oni 4 года назад +2

      It's also not properly strung. That makes it even funnier

    • @bronwynhudson909
      @bronwynhudson909 4 года назад +1

      I scrolled through the comments for 5 minutes to make sure I wasn't alone in the bow observations

  • @fakechemicals
    @fakechemicals Год назад

    A Battle Master Fighter with any kind of Rogue is a nightmare on the battlefield. You can make a sneak attack any time you have advantage against an opponent, you can also make a sneak attack on any opponent who has one ally of yours within 5 ft. of them. Maneuvering attack to get an ally within range, or trip attack to make the enemy prone, after that you go to town on them.

  • @5Dworld
    @5Dworld 4 года назад +19

    you made all the battlemaster maneuvers look like crap 😂

  • @DrOlavo
    @DrOlavo 4 года назад +1

    Great work as usual but the skits were so much better, like the timing, edition and sound quality. Dont play a lot of rpg but this videos are so much fun, keep up the good work!

  • @blvalverde
    @blvalverde 4 года назад +9

    "And then he gave birth to you."
    Uh, dad, how?

    • @Mordechay98
      @Mordechay98 10 месяцев назад

      Appearntly your dad is shape shifter. He is actually your mom.

  • @collinkelly5367
    @collinkelly5367 4 года назад +3

    Man im loving your little live action bits there amazing. This channel just keeps getting better and better

  • @eugenio5774
    @eugenio5774 4 года назад +3

    dude, you actually have an awesome voice. I'd love to hear audiobooks read by you

  • @CitanulsPumpkin
    @CitanulsPumpkin 4 года назад +2

    The best use of Commander's Strike I've seen was in an early Matt Coville streamed game. The party consisted of a Rogue, a Wizard, a Monk whose lowest rolled star was a 15 in INT, and a Battlemaster who joined the campaign late and was 4 to 6 levels lower than everyone else. He learned really quick that his best possible contribution in battle was to sit back and let the monk do all his flurry of blows nonsense each round, and then on his turn order the monk to do all that nonsense again.

    • @SteveMan92
      @SteveMan92 4 года назад

      Were they playing a house rule on Commander's Strike? By RAW, it only allows the person you "command" to make one attack as a reaction, so the monk wouldn't be able to use flurry of blows. It would be statistically be better to use on the rogue because of all the extra d6 they would get from sneak attack damage

    • @CitanulsPumpkin
      @CitanulsPumpkin 4 года назад +1

      @@SteveMan92 I think he was just attacking, but when I say this monk's lowest stat was a 15 I really mean Colville said several times that the monk player rolled about 3 18's during chatacter creation. His one extra attack with all his bonuses and the superiority die was more than the underleveled average stated battlemaster could do with his own attacks. Also I was pretty sure rogues can only sneak attack once a round. The rogue was already doing that on his turn.

    • @finalfantasy50
      @finalfantasy50 4 года назад

      @@CitanulsPumpkin once per turn, not once per round
      so using a reaction to get commanded by a battlemaster would work with sneak attack