22 Golden Bachelor Contestants Announce Pregnancies
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- Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2023
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Golden Bachelor's will is going to all the child support.
As a current Amazon delivery driver that Amazon shit had me dying 😂😂😂
Nick Cannon: “challenge accepted.”
I was against Amazon's Safe Starvation Policy until leaning the hard way that I can only trust myself, not those around me. #IStandWithBezos
If you don't have food or water in your body then you won't need to take a restroom break. Sigh...
Amazon will never recover from this
The last one was super out of pocket but also hilarious
😂😂 @ 1:13 "Men why do you prefer having an AI girlfriend?" 🤣🤣
With the wait. 🤣🤣🤣Knee slappers.
When did The Onion's budget drop so low they had to resort to this level of production quality and 'any person of the street' quality of presenting. Its lost its satirical edge.
Yep, we're a long way from The Onion's show "Today Now!"
It's been years, boomer
I feel like the golden bachelor should give out tennis balls for their walkers instead of roses.
😂😂😂
Handing out fuzzy golden balls? ... sounds fitting from what I've heard of the show.
"The influence of nourishment" my lord. XD
I first thought this was real until I realised this was the onion youtube channel, you did it again onion
Aaahhhaahha that Amazon one! Good on Bezos for getting rid of those nourishers. Soon their whole team could have become under scrutiny since you basically ingest food particulates when you smell food near you. Sheesh
Sounds about right
Amazon needs to make sure their employees are clean of all those food chemicals. Don't break policy and you can keep your job.
The bachelor is paying for the child support of his 22 children
Um, when you say Kendra Johnson tested positive for 'multiple proteins' in her system...what are you alluding to?
The best news source apart from weather. I don't recall The Onion doing a weather forecast, but I may recall incorrectly.
Surely, in all these years they've done at least a few episodes about the weather by now!
From the thumbnail, I had NO idea these were all old people, lol! Even after I started watching this video, they all look a bit younger than they claim to be. Also, is the "Golden Bachelor" even real? You never know with The Onion, lol!
The Onion has given a gift in the form of a video anti-depressant. The Golden Bachelor is real. ABC is to blame for its creation, and Hulu is spreading it. My afternoon plans have been made. Thank you Onion.
I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire, but that Amazon news sounds like it actually happened.
How dare she eat? Food consumption leads to bathroom breaks, which leads to loss of productivity in the workplace. Amazon did the right thing by firing that foodie.
The cage..
How long until these all come true?
That's enough kids to field two soccer teams, and have an extra in case anyone gets carded.
The TickkyTokky sections are always great to listen to.
Can’t wait for the Downs Syndrome Bachelor to premiere in 18 years!
It's supposed to be funny, you are too close to the truth onion, one or two steps back please so I can laugh at it instead of crying 😂😅
Yay the population decrease is solved!
This is not real, I love this channel🤣
He went Viral the old fashioned way! 👉👌
They saw what God did for Sarah and asked for what she's having
Why wouldn't he be hitting them all raw dawwg 😂 seems par to me
raw dawg , savage
onion rings
The Amazon part is dumb because Amazon doesn't even do random drug tests and fully supports legalization. I work for Amazon and HATE working for them, I just feel, they should be criticized accurately. Also, they sometimes give us free food (like a small bag of chips, lol) and have a whole convenience store's worth of snacks in the break room (none of which is free, of course). They really suck ass in a lot of ways, but not at all like this video implies.
I know, i was able to smoke meth full time while working at amazon, even left my apartment so i could basically just work and smoke meth, honestly best month of my life
@@PerceyIchorre I know lots of people smoke weed and work while high, but meth? I thought people can't function while on meth, lol, am I wrong?
@@MatthewTheWanderer all it takes is a strong mind, and about 400mg of guaifenesin. this basically kills all the symptoms for about 36 hours. downside is you cant get high until it wears off.
SEX HOUSE SEASON 2 WHEN???
Ewww, the public shaming here of Amazon and it's inhumane policies for workers, I highly approve of!! Excellent and needed dig!!
Yeah, but when you publicly shame something or someone you should do it right! Don't criticize them for things they don't do while ignoring the bad things they actually do. Amazon doesn't even do drug tests, and they give us free snacks sometimes and have lots of vending machines in the break room.
They need to be criticized for many other things, like not enough breaks, too many hours/not enough hours, low pay, and insane work rate expectations.
Things be gettin’ outta hand at Amazon. No food!?! For real?!? 😳
I think you're confused. I think you mean, "Food!?! For real?!?"
No, of course not! As someone who hates working at Amazon, this is NOT one of our many problems. In fact, sometimes they even give us free snacks! So, that section of the video is idiotic nonsense. What IS true, is that these assholes only let us get one 10-minute break per shift and fire people for having a work rate that is too low.
Yeah, I was left wondering is Amazon becoming the druggy paradise since these nutrients were found in so many peoples systems. Smfh
I remember when the Onion was funny.
Some of them are gross
Wtf
Meh
Mazel tov!😊
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Omg lol
Dear Onion,
The original content is enough. You don't need to steal comments from reddit.
Onion you fell off
FiRsT
Good for you. 🙄
@@luisreyes1963 mad that you weren't first?
Another video with a hilarious bit ruined by one of those terribly unfunny Reddit threads.
Nah, this aint it. The greta one and the cop one were funny, but not this shit. The way they read the first two stories is just lifeless, idk. The only funny thing is the tts voice.
Overall 2 out of 10.
I know you're better than this onion 😢
What? I thought this was really good for a change
@@SetiSupreme Idk. The ones I mentioned were more similar style wise to their classic vids from 10--12 years ago. This was just three tiktoks smashed together into one video imo 🤷♂
Who remembers when the Onion was funny?