Doctor Reacts To The Most Bizarre Onion Medical Headlines

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2020
  • I had so much fun reacting to medical headlines from The Onion 6 months ago, so I decided to do it again! Beyoncé getting a surgery to look like her character from The Lion King, Rob Gronkowski playing as a bionic man, being truthful with your OBGYN, treatments for cancer and Alzheimers… The Onion truly holds nothing back. Remember, The Onion is a SATIRICAL newspaper, meaning none of this is real.
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Комментарии • 2,5 тыс.

  • @mattbigby3889
    @mattbigby3889 3 года назад +3610

    You can't be sued for impersonating a doctor if your name tag never said you were a doctor.
    #bigbrain

  • @pietraornela6888
    @pietraornela6888 3 года назад +1890

    "You'll still eventually die"
    "yeah, that's true"
    oh...

    • @stockontruthchannel2631
      @stockontruthchannel2631 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/srIHfwhNu9s/видео.html

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest RUclipsr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Btw I have TWO very HOT GIRLfriends who I show off in my v*deos. Thank you for your attention, dear piet

    • @N_IRL
      @N_IRL 3 года назад +16

      @@AxxLAfriku Why do you have to self promote _everywhere?_

    • @badgirlhalodiscount1854
      @badgirlhalodiscount1854 3 года назад

      I look at you comment it's on 51 likes, I open the replys and the likes suddenly changes to 77 likes.
      😐😑😐😦

    • @badgirlhalodiscount1854
      @badgirlhalodiscount1854 3 года назад +4

      @@N_IRL ikr let's all report it for spam and unwanted commercial

  • @kristinaperezdiukina1315
    @kristinaperezdiukina1315 3 года назад +2839

    “I am an auditory listener” wow that is so unexpected...

    • @fathmathrasheedha1329
      @fathmathrasheedha1329 3 года назад +33

      this deserves more likes

    • @coffeeaddict2122
      @coffeeaddict2122 3 года назад +17

      Did you even listen to what he said. He said he can do things while listening to audio books 🤦😂

    • @soomiewleng5227
      @soomiewleng5227 3 года назад +5

      why is that a suprise

    • @arielnicole3412
      @arielnicole3412 3 года назад +95

      @@coffeeaddict2122 he said auditory listener, because you can't be any other listener. he meant auditory learner

    • @coffeeaddict2122
      @coffeeaddict2122 3 года назад +9

      @@arielnicole3412 lmao im aware of that.. im trying to explain this video to the "visual listeners" 😂 i literally just quoted him mike.

  • @tokiomitohsaka7770
    @tokiomitohsaka7770 3 года назад +277

    “You will still eventually die”
    Oh man, I feel cheated, I thought a standing desk would make me immortal.

    • @ServerDweller
      @ServerDweller 3 года назад +22

      You're mixing up standing desks with essential oils

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 2 года назад +8

      You're mixing it up with bear licking you
      bear is too powerful

    • @AliCatGtz
      @AliCatGtz 2 года назад +1

      Time to return it 😤

  • @megancurtis9502
    @megancurtis9502 3 года назад +2745

    Anyone else notice he said he's an "auditory listener" when talking about audio books? Honey, we're all auditory listeners I think you mean learner 😂

    • @sfreemanoh
      @sfreemanoh 3 года назад +267

      Dunno what the hell you're talking about, I listen with my feet.

    • @Soleial
      @Soleial 3 года назад +129

      Dunno what the hell your talking about. I listen with my knee caps

    • @laurahunt5485
      @laurahunt5485 3 года назад +16

      I was literally just going to say this

    • @carolinhesse8169
      @carolinhesse8169 3 года назад +10

      👌searched for this comment

    • @michellerose7753
      @michellerose7753 3 года назад +3

      @M 40 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BrockPlaysFortnite
    @BrockPlaysFortnite 3 года назад +4224

    How come they have disposable stethoscopes 🤔 I didn’t know they throw them away

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  3 года назад +2971

      If that patient has a specific infection like C.diff we try not to use that stethoscope for anyone else to limit the spread of the infection.

    • @cgsydney25
      @cgsydney25 3 года назад +122

      because normal ones costs so much moneyyyy

    • @queenwarriorslowed7352
      @queenwarriorslowed7352 3 года назад +87

      @@DoctorMike Happy early bday dr mike lol :)

    • @beserilheleynamarie7005
      @beserilheleynamarie7005 3 года назад +48

      @@DoctorMike now that makes sense :D

    • @dinazwitscher9872
      @dinazwitscher9872 3 года назад +7

      Same

  • @TheFinalMB
    @TheFinalMB 3 года назад +556

    As a vegan with a standing desk, I can confirm that I forgot the question.

    • @claralowe5160
      @claralowe5160 3 года назад +13

      Okay but we talk to the doctor about being vegan because we wanna see if we're healthy. Why is he acting like we just bring it up for fun???

    • @TheFinalMB
      @TheFinalMB 3 года назад +51

      @@claralowe5160 I believe it’s a long running cultural meme, an offshoot of the extremely overused “how do you know if someone’s vegan? Don’t worry They’ll tell you”. In honesty I don’t think Dr. Mike would be against it, but given the funny nature of the video jokes will be made.
      That being said, it’s a boring played out joke. I hope people start coming up with jokes that are at least interesting for us vegans.

    • @101Sailorfan
      @101Sailorfan 3 года назад +5

      He was sharing his experiences.

    • @kurwinterrose7855
      @kurwinterrose7855 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @RB01138
      @RB01138 2 года назад +12

      @@TheFinalMB I don't think the jokes are meant to be funny for vegans.

  • @lorenzobrigode349
    @lorenzobrigode349 3 года назад +326

    “You’ll still eventually die”
    “Yeah that’s true”
    😂

  • @shepard9671
    @shepard9671 3 года назад +879

    Dr. Mike: "I'm an auditory listener"
    Me who listens with my nose 🙄

    • @rosehathaway9129
      @rosehathaway9129 3 года назад +14

      AHAHAHAH

    • @MariaPatenaude
      @MariaPatenaude 3 года назад +42

      He meant auditory learner. :P

    • @larry1816
      @larry1816 3 года назад +44

      *Me whose very existence transcends the human understanding of space and time and listens through my left big toe*

    • @emmamemma4162
      @emmamemma4162 3 года назад +25

      I'm more of a visual watcher.

    • @rydrakeesperanza5370
      @rydrakeesperanza5370 3 года назад

      🕷️: I listen with my legs. (But I'm not sure that sentence alone leads to the ears, if auditory just comes from hearing) ok, i guess i did not understand your comment

  • @miciah3676
    @miciah3676 3 года назад +1620

    This seems like a great way to start my morning.

    • @Keezyk320
      @Keezyk320 3 года назад +3

      Yess

    • @user-hf5gi3ve4g
      @user-hf5gi3ve4g 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @NikiAesthette
      @NikiAesthette 3 года назад +22

      This seems like a great way to start my night*

    • @OmogeVblogTV
      @OmogeVblogTV 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/srIHfwhNu9s/видео.html face mask issues ..watch this

    • @whipblaze
      @whipblaze 3 года назад +7

      Seems like a good way to end the night haha for me.

  • @TehAuroraWolf
    @TehAuroraWolf 3 года назад +573

    “There is commitment to acting, and then there is becoming a real lion, and between that there is a medical line that should not be crossed”
    Dr Mike just described “Cats” 2019

  • @dcordin
    @dcordin 3 года назад +212

    Aspirin is a brand name as well. You know, kind of like how Kleenex or Band-Aid are brand names. Acetylsalicylic Acid (ASA) is the medication's name.

    • @polycatmagic1236
      @polycatmagic1236 3 года назад +15

      Apparently so is weed whacker. Has nothing to do with medicine...but its interesting...

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 2 года назад +4

      @@polycatmagic1236 It's also interesting that "Weed Whacker" and "Weed Eater" (while both brand names) do not technically even refer to the same utensil... Even though they're both used almost interchangeably today... and (only slightly more disturbing) both utensils actually DO still exist.
      Dubiously on the medicine front, Acetylsalicylic Acid was originally derived from Salicae from the willow family of trees... BUT laboratories have since discovered and refine the process so that it's cheaper and quicker to derive from menthol oil available in more plentiful quantities from several species of the Mint family of plants today... ;o)

  • @mr.anonymous3
    @mr.anonymous3 3 года назад +393

    Still waiting for the shirt having "CHEST COMPRESSIONS" written on it.

  • @3wackywarriors289
    @3wackywarriors289 3 года назад +235

    Your bee whoop sounded like a bark! 🐶🤣

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 3 года назад +8

      Plot twist: IT WAS A VOICEOVER BY BEAR!

    • @3wackywarriors289
      @3wackywarriors289 3 года назад +1

      @@joannamysluk8623 💀🤣🤣 Of course it was! 🤦🏻‍♀️ what was I thinking? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KarisMajik
    @KarisMajik 3 года назад +319

    "Why is there a laser pointer?"
    "For khajiit patients that don't get enough exercise, duh"

    • @PhuzBee
      @PhuzBee 3 года назад +11

      I'm furious this doesn't have more likes. This is flawless. 😻

    • @laserdragon1253
      @laserdragon1253 3 года назад +6

      *YES!*

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Год назад +1

      When your patients are part- or full-cat

  • @raebee4321
    @raebee4321 2 года назад +54

    In nursing school, they taught us to ask patients "what is your understanding of your illness/condition/etc?" which seems somewhat similar to your question about what they're theory is.

  • @picasssothegrate2727
    @picasssothegrate2727 3 года назад +395

    What if Pamela reacted to the onion headlines without her knowing that these are from the onion, while doctor mike reads them with his most serious tone-

  • @rahar7543
    @rahar7543 3 года назад +175

    Died when he said:
    “You can’t catch me, you can’t catch me.” 😂😂😂

  • @elastoid5459
    @elastoid5459 3 года назад +211

    "I can't believe people take Onion headlines seriously." Proceeds to get really worked up about Onion comments.

  • @fayfure9068
    @fayfure9068 3 года назад +248

    Dr Mike: it's satirical, we as humans should laugh more.
    Also Dr Mike: getting worked up explaining

  • @julietjolly5198
    @julietjolly5198 3 года назад +533

    Dr Mike: “...Encourages more natural spine curvature...”
    Me who already has severe scoliosis: :0

    • @dragonofmordor
      @dragonofmordor 3 года назад +15

      Yup, same with me along with other back issues. I have terrible posture, and I know it, but standing completely straight is actually painful on my back. I also don't sit in chairs without backs or with the kind with holes if I can help it. And when I'm working at home I split my time between the desk and laying on my bed working.

    • @priyushavallabhaneni8654
      @priyushavallabhaneni8654 3 года назад +7

      Oh my god that must be painful sorry to hear that..hope you are staying healthy

    • @priyushavallabhaneni8654
      @priyushavallabhaneni8654 3 года назад +5

      @@dragonofmordor omg that sounds painful and sad..I feel sorry for you..hope you are staying healthy

    • @dragonofmordor
      @dragonofmordor 3 года назад +1

      @@priyushavallabhaneni8654 Sometimes yes, but I've learned to manage. I know what workout stuff I can do safely for my back (although it is harder right now with COVID because swimming used to be my go-to).

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 года назад +1

      Sway back, back pain caused by a car accident and deformed hips here. Standing tit long periods for me is just as bad as sitting for long periods. The thing that alleviates the pain for me is to move. I work from a laptop and I migrate from room to room sitting in various positions. If I do that, it doesn't hurt. Only hurts if I stay immobile. Personally think standing desks are a dumb fad

  • @saxasm
    @saxasm 3 года назад +147

    "I'm an auditory listener"
    Well, I for one listen with my eyes.

    • @zoetaylor9191
      @zoetaylor9191 3 года назад +1

      I laughed out loud at this thank you😂😂😂

    • @henrytawnn8694
      @henrytawnn8694 3 года назад +3

      Osmosis is the best way to learn.

    • @Boopierthanmost
      @Boopierthanmost 3 года назад

      Well studies show that we listen through skin. Idk how much truth is in that reasearch.

    • @rydrakeesperanza5370
      @rydrakeesperanza5370 3 года назад

      @@henrytawnn8694 but would it not diffuse out at some point? (Unless the transporter molecules are somewhat unidireccional for that learning stuff)

    • @stephw.7874
      @stephw.7874 3 года назад

      I actually pay better attention to information if I can read it through texts, captions, written information, etc. If I'm just listening to a lesson or story, then I'm way more likely to space out. I pay attention better if people write things out for me.

  • @techpriestsalok8119
    @techpriestsalok8119 3 года назад +71

    I love how he pointed out “window defroster” as a career, but none of the other nonsensical ones.
    Or the unemployed guy talking about injecting things.

  • @archerhitthetarget
    @archerhitthetarget 3 года назад +306

    Mike: “When I’m driving to the hospital”
    Me: Oh no what happened!
    Me a minute later: Oh wait-

    • @themanwithallthewrongopini3551
      @themanwithallthewrongopini3551 3 года назад +8

      To be fair, I’ve never heard a doctor say “I’m going to the hospital” to describe going to work.

    • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
      @Kingdom_Of_Dreams 2 года назад +7

      Kinda like me and my job. I work at a preschool, so a lot of times I say "When I get to school" meaning my workplace, not a place I actually attend classes LOL.

  • @joyhaswell751
    @joyhaswell751 3 года назад +3

    4:18 the crinkle in his nose is gold!

  • @cranjismcbasketball8519
    @cranjismcbasketball8519 3 года назад +255

    I’ve said this before but I’d like to see a “Day in the life with a Newfie” video like you did with Roxy

    • @siddharthsuri2714
      @siddharthsuri2714 3 года назад +1

      Sameee

    • @oliviagreen7423
      @oliviagreen7423 3 года назад +5

      We the public demand! Ok, politely request m o r e Bear!💜🐶🙏

    • @marissacooper3751
      @marissacooper3751 3 года назад +3

      Thought you meant a person from Newfoundland and was v confused ahha

    • @LLPasion
      @LLPasion 3 года назад

      Yes please

  • @LannasMissingLink
    @LannasMissingLink 3 года назад +35

    2:20 Mike is such a unique individual. He's an auditory listener, unlike most people who don't listen through audio

  • @blizz9201
    @blizz9201 3 года назад +53

    Running a marathon with doctor mike be like “you can’t catch me, you can’t catch me” 6:39

  • @letsgobroncos81
    @letsgobroncos81 3 года назад +280

    6:51 Dr. Mike: "Is a window defroster a career??"
    Me: I am more concerned with the fact that the very next comment 'SATIRICALLY' came from an electroshock therapist and you chose to question window defroster... 😂😂

    • @Karla-hs7jv
      @Karla-hs7jv 3 года назад +28

      Don't forget about the orca washer! That was my favorite :D

    • @Cherubi-chan
      @Cherubi-chan 3 года назад +3

      @@Karla-hs7jv I missed that, thank you for pointing that out! Absolutely brilliant :D (7:20)

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars 3 года назад +10

      electroshock therapists are a real thing though, and despite the bad reputation they get, actually are beneficial to some people!

    • @bigtimefans100
      @bigtimefans100 3 года назад +1

      @@myheartismadeofstars Yes! I'm a psychology major and Electroconvulsive Therapy is not as violent and torturous as it was in the 60s (and before that); the "shocks" that patients receive are at such a low frequency that they don't even really feel anything. This is mainly used to stimulate regions in the brain that cause specific symptoms to occur. Dodie Clark even talked about trying this treatment for her Derealization/Depersonalization Disorder. ECT has been effective in some people with severe psychotic symptoms, extreme dissociation, or even major depressive ones.

    • @trainablemonkey9912
      @trainablemonkey9912 3 года назад +1

      @@bigtimefans100 I recommend asking: do people remember after ECT? Which memories are lost? Are they able to drive? A family member by marriage said she received ECT in the 2000s and it seemed the depression improved because she was so disoriented after treatment. Last diagnosis was DID so in the dissociative family.

  • @livknapp6054
    @livknapp6054 3 года назад +106

    One of my friends used the onion once for her essay and my teacher had to explain that it’s all fate

  • @VampireHunter5790
    @VampireHunter5790 3 года назад +25

    I feel like an important difference needs to be highlighted: Generic medications are CHEMICHALLY identical.
    I was on Concerta for my ADHD in my first few years of University. In my third year I started REALLY struggling and falling behind and failed two classes. I found out just a few years ago after I switched away from Concerta to try something else that gave me mood swings and wasn't working, that apparently pharmacies will just switch you to the generic with out your consent unless specified by your doctor. Only problem with the generic Concerta is that it is NOT time release like the brand name is. So what happened was the generic would dump all my medication into my system, it would work but be run out of my system by the time I got to my later classes. I am now back on Concerta and my GP has assured me that she will ALWAYS put no subs on my Concerta prescriptions.
    Too bad my failure in my third year university led to a whole bunch of self-esteem issues by making me feel like a I was a moron. >:(

    • @jolenethiessen357
      @jolenethiessen357 2 года назад +5

      Truth. Our daughter has epilepsy and takes antiseizure medications. One of her medications tends to be on the shortages list, so they were giving us whatever generic they could get. Turns out that due to differences in the other ingredients, she absorbed/metabolized them a different rates - one brand would make her blood levels be sky-high, and the next it would crash even when they were the same dosage. It was resulting in break-through seizures! So we had to pick one brand and tweek the dosage and then have doc write a NO SUBSTITUTIONS order for it.

  • @felixisadorable
    @felixisadorable 3 года назад +4

    2:40 I swear I legit thought he had a scrunchie on his hand/wrist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need glasses 👓👓👓

  • @veronicasingh4092
    @veronicasingh4092 3 года назад +824

    Is doctor mike alright?? His “peewop” was different.😭😭😭

    • @victoriasanchez760
      @victoriasanchez760 3 года назад +23

      i thought i was the only one

    • @ashley856
      @ashley856 3 года назад +9

      I thought so too!

    • @AP2922
      @AP2922 3 года назад +96

      I have a diagnosis! It's a bad case of peewoowoowootosis

    • @emilybarker3240
      @emilybarker3240 3 года назад +11

      I noticed that too! There was more intensity behind it.

    • @Rhakio
      @Rhakio 3 года назад +13

      If you check it in Google about that he will have cancer

  • @imania199
    @imania199 3 года назад +135

    2:19 Oh you're an auditory listener? Good, cause I don't understand visual listeners

    • @cupcakesforever8873
      @cupcakesforever8873 3 года назад +1

      I didnt know those existed🤣😂

    • @midnightstar1289
      @midnightstar1289 3 года назад +1

      I'm a metaphysical listener. I hear through the power of SCP-000 patern screemer.

  • @stefh1183
    @stefh1183 3 года назад +3

    5:15 "tis but a flesh wound"

  • @patandrianna2351
    @patandrianna2351 3 года назад +81

    “You can’t catch me, you can’t catch me” - Dr. Mike 2020

  • @aafiakhan5
    @aafiakhan5 3 года назад +289

    I want to make “peewoop” my text tone😂😂❤️

  • @meenakshibhog6080
    @meenakshibhog6080 3 года назад +127

    "we need to laugh and smile more and not take onions seriously" I died laughing at just the beginning of the vedio

    • @celineayo9046
      @celineayo9046 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/srIHfwhNu9s/видео.html

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 3 года назад +1

      You need chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions

    • @deahalis7933
      @deahalis7933 3 года назад +2

      tbh i tend to *cry* at onions articles

  • @ashedtogether
    @ashedtogether 7 месяцев назад +1

    3:54 "I also ask them, what is their theory."
    Wonderful! This is something every doctor should do. The number of times I've walked out of an appointment feeling like I didn't get the chance to say all that needed to be said is uncountable, and I think that one question would fix that completely (and... well who knows, maybe once in a while a patient may actually teach the doctor something; in particular patients with unusual, chronic conditions sometimes end up with more understanding about their condition than most doctors would have).

  • @Ohio_etsu-masu
    @Ohio_etsu-masu 3 года назад +8

    "We don't even connect it all the way, we usually just kinda line it up"
    The most down play stupid medicine explanation and i love it.

  • @markiawillingham3835
    @markiawillingham3835 3 года назад +98

    Doctor Mike is the light at the end of a long and dark tunnel.

    • @rashione982
      @rashione982 3 года назад

      @Pete Harrison why did you shared it here😂😂

  • @luisa994
    @luisa994 3 года назад +47

    ‘Dr. Fauchi is that good that he could totally be a hallucination...’
    Dr. Mike is probably one of his biggest fans 😂💕

  • @ProfMannion
    @ProfMannion 3 года назад +4

    The name tag is flipped so patients can't report him. The nurses in the ER by me do it every shift.

  • @derrickparra8734
    @derrickparra8734 3 года назад +12

    The Onion - "You'll still eventually die"
    Dr. Mike - " Yeah that's true" got me LOL

  • @nooclas
    @nooclas 3 года назад +58

    2:19 I didn´t know Dr. Mike was an auditory listener. It´s a rare thing in comparison to the visual listener, that shoves their earbuds into their eyes.

    • @Mousy677
      @Mousy677 3 года назад +7

      a kinesthetic listener of course juggles their earbuds

    • @JCluvr19
      @JCluvr19 3 года назад +1

      😂 oh man

    • @doriangraves7909
      @doriangraves7909 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @urtKaese
    @urtKaese 3 года назад +40

    2:19 Dr. Mike is an auditory listener? Now I understand why people always interrupt me when I talk: They are verbal listeners!

  • @sorde21
    @sorde21 3 года назад +11

    Props to you Doc Mike! Grew up with the onion as a paper newspaper delivered all over Wisconsin, and appreciate anyone with a platform & a sense of humor also appreciating them publically.

  • @nathanpanusky2531
    @nathanpanusky2531 3 года назад +7

    Dr Mike: "The Onion is just a joke."
    Also Dr Mike: 1:09

  • @queensley7265
    @queensley7265 3 года назад +132

    Dr. Mike: It's how i get stuff done, being an auditory listener.
    Me: Isn't that how every one listens?

    • @henrytawnn8694
      @henrytawnn8694 3 года назад +9

      Listen with your eyes, youngin'.

    • @ChristianPerrotta
      @ChristianPerrotta 3 года назад +4

      Pocahontas also listens to colors, or something like that.

    • @msaijay1153
      @msaijay1153 3 года назад +1

      That's how you hear. Because deaf people listen even though they can't hear.

    • @sweetenlemons8659
      @sweetenlemons8659 3 года назад +3

      Lol, sorry if your just joking but I'm pretty sure he ment auditory learner. As in its easiest for him to learn when something is said to him. There are all different types of learners, really.

    • @larry1816
      @larry1816 3 года назад +4

      Deaf people: *Guess I'll just go f*ck myself then...*

  • @ayafawzeym
    @ayafawzeym 3 года назад +137

    dr mike saying : Anterior talofibular ligament
    Me : getting flashbacks of his nephew saying delta plate 😂😂

    • @dinazwitscher9872
      @dinazwitscher9872 3 года назад +3

      I was about to say that. I got so exited that I knew that medical term 😂🙈

    • @yieshyeah
      @yieshyeah 3 года назад +1

      My sister legit howled when he said that🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @michellerose7753
      @michellerose7753 3 года назад +1

      Dude same

    • @katjabrunsgaard416
      @katjabrunsgaard416 3 года назад

      That was deltoid ligament 😂😂

  • @taylorgibb174
    @taylorgibb174 3 года назад +3

    1:53 When I first heard about the concept of "forgetting how to sit" in an episode of family guy, I found it very silly. Well, meanwhile I have seen patients with dementia who actually lost the concept of sitting down.

  • @renaransolgaming
    @renaransolgaming 9 месяцев назад +1

    “You can’t catch me. You can’t catch me.” This absolutely killed me 🤣 5:54

  • @dailydoseofmedicinee
    @dailydoseofmedicinee 3 года назад +319

    👍The longest bone in the human body is the femur.
    The largest artery is the aorta and the largest vein is the inferior vena cava.
    The largest internal organ (by mass) is the liver, with an average of 1.6 kilograms (3.5 pounds).
    The largest external organ, which is also the largest organ in general, is the skin

    • @funkyfinn1
      @funkyfinn1 3 года назад +32

      The largest nose on the human body is your navel cavity. (Nose)

    • @funkyfinn1
      @funkyfinn1 3 года назад +15

      Also, the best ear is the left ear

    • @siddharthsuri2714
      @siddharthsuri2714 3 года назад +4

      Thanks for this useful information ❤️❤️❤️

    • @aafreenbanu.a.hix_b9452
      @aafreenbanu.a.hix_b9452 3 года назад +1

      @@funkyfinn1 Bruh

    • @priyushavallabhaneni8654
      @priyushavallabhaneni8654 3 года назад +3

      Yup all of them are right..great comment..ppl who dont know can learn these nice things 😊👍🏻

  • @genesis101ify
    @genesis101ify 3 года назад +149

    Me: oh nice a real doctor
    Dr. Mike: "being an auditory listener"
    Me: .... is there another type???

    • @msaijay1153
      @msaijay1153 3 года назад +8

      How do you think deaf people listen?

    • @AstralArbourSys
      @AstralArbourSys 3 года назад +14

      He probably meant auditory learner

    • @genesis101ify
      @genesis101ify 3 года назад +2

      @@msaijay1153 lol, this comment is set up perfectly so I will take the shot, here goes.......
      They don't. 🎤

    • @sooryashankarjoy8571
      @sooryashankarjoy8571 3 года назад +1

      Obviously they use eyes to hear

    • @luistowersss
      @luistowersss 3 года назад +1

      I listen with my feet

  • @Fourthof7sons
    @Fourthof7sons 3 года назад +2

    Fun fact: because of it's unique release mechanism, Concerta is not the same as most generic methylphenidate options. So not quite all generics are the same as their brand name counterparts.

  • @MrWereWolfGirl
    @MrWereWolfGirl 3 года назад +11

    1:02 oh look, Mike and his imaginary friend having a conversation. How cute!

  • @_DaughterOfTheKing_
    @_DaughterOfTheKing_ 3 года назад +30

    “There’s commitment to acting, and then there’s becoming a real lion.”😂

  • @readread3747
    @readread3747 3 года назад +5

    2:57 is so cute AW

  • @flyingpies
    @flyingpies 3 года назад +3

    1:20 you telling me you don't carry a lazer pointer around? How do you tell patients where they're hurt?

  • @elpidakeremidou3702
    @elpidakeremidou3702 3 года назад +7

    I love how you care about answering the questions patients have deep down..
    And i also try to make a theory myself for what is going on with my symptoms and habits, since I started learnings illnesses and medical stuff at the university.
    So i really appreciate you saying that. It makes us patients feel respected, listened and more important to you doctors.
    I wish every doctor did that.

  • @ximenabriceno9253
    @ximenabriceno9253 3 года назад +40

    “malignant cells sitting there like: you can’t catch me! you can’t catch me!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @RealDoctorMike that wiggle you did while saying that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AlexzandriaSalmeron
    @AlexzandriaSalmeron 3 года назад +21

    I love how Dr. Mike asks the patient at the end of the visit what they think it is because that helps our questions get answered, and leaves our minds satisfied. What a great doctor

  • @visiblerat
    @visiblerat 3 года назад +13

    Nobody gonna talk about that person who said their career was an "orca washer"

  • @satoshinakamoto3342
    @satoshinakamoto3342 3 года назад +1

    The older Onion articles were such creative geniuses. "Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids".. "Dolphins not so intelligent on land"!

  • @Holycryptonite47
    @Holycryptonite47 3 года назад +34

    Doctor Mike: Don't use my videos for procastination
    Me: Has an exam tomorrow.
    Me: uhh...wish me luck for my exam?

  • @DrSwole
    @DrSwole 3 года назад +31

    Dr. Mike’s laugh is infectious lmao made my morning!

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 3 года назад +4

    Thank you for asking your patients their perspectives, most of the drs i speak to completely dismiss my thoughts even though I base them on proper research and sound reasoning.

  • @catherineroberts845
    @catherineroberts845 Год назад +14

    The whole woman trying to give as little information as possible is actually on point because one of the reasons that women get misdiagnosed more often than men is that they explain their symptoms in a 'narrative style'. So not satire, but an actual medical reality for a lot of women in this country.

  • @luisa994
    @luisa994 3 года назад +52

    Dr. Mike: ‘The 2 most common conversations with patients are those who are vegan about them being vegan and those who have a stand-up desk and wanna tell me about their stand-up desk’
    Just imagine the conversation with a vegan who has a stand- up desk 😂

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 3 года назад +12

      Actually, they can communicate normally because the urge to talk about being vegan and the urge to talk about their stand-up desk cancel each other out.

    • @luisa994
      @luisa994 3 года назад +2

      @@Kartoffelkamm That makes so much sense!! 😂

    • @c.e.123
      @c.e.123 3 года назад +3

      Shouldn't you tell your primary care provider if you follow a specific diet? It is part of assessment and plan of care

  • @luisa994
    @luisa994 3 года назад +70

    Stand-up desks: ‘You’ll still eventually die’
    Dr. Mike ‘yeah that’s true 🥺🥺’
    Who else wanted to hug him in that particular moment 😂❤️

    • @eliii3266
      @eliii3266 3 года назад +3

      Sadly corona doesn't allow this :/

    • @brenda.lizeth
      @brenda.lizeth 3 года назад +5

      I want to hug him regardless 👀🤣

    • @luisa994
      @luisa994 3 года назад

      @@brenda.lizeth sameee 😂🙆🏼‍♀️

    • @luisa994
      @luisa994 3 года назад +1

      @@eliii3266 Corona sucks ☹️

    • @NoOne-wz2ht
      @NoOne-wz2ht 3 года назад

      @@luisa994 yeah

  • @marcw6875
    @marcw6875 3 года назад +1

    I haven't checked in on The Onion in quite some time. I'm pleased to see they are still using the same pictures for the comments from "random people." :)

  • @kokiniehaus7710
    @kokiniehaus7710 3 года назад +1

    You stay happy, healthy and a relatable human! 💜😂 SO enjoy watching you! I JUST found your channel after I've been watching what I thought was ALL your videos on FB. THANK YOU BRAD MONDO! 💜 Now I've got something to binge watch that'll distract me from my constant pain. 💜

  • @glorysky1998
    @glorysky1998 3 года назад +84

    Me: hm I wonder how that would feel after writing a killer email.
    *Puts hands behind head, loud crack heard*
    Me: yeah I dont write killer emails often...

  • @Pappas12345
    @Pappas12345 3 года назад +31

    Doctor Mike, “I’m an audible listener.”
    Me watching Doctor Mike on RUclips, “wait...am I a visual listener...?

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 3 года назад +3

      I think Deaf people using sign language would technically be visual listeners?

  • @bonsaikitty29
    @bonsaikitty29 3 года назад +31

    "We don't even connect it all the way. We usually kind of just line it up and let the body heal itself."
    So Surgeon Simulator is not really that far off 🤣
    *drops heart in chest cavity*
    K we good, close up!

  • @bananawammabama
    @bananawammabama 3 года назад +2

    I just love how literal you are. This is how I play dumb games like cards against humanity and people always figure me out because I'm just too literal.

  • @jessicafreeborn4997
    @jessicafreeborn4997 3 года назад +9

    “You can’t catch me. You can’t catch me” shimmy shimmy 😂😂😂😂
    Side note, digging the blue watch. The other wrist looks so naked tho lol

  • @eliii3266
    @eliii3266 3 года назад +36

    The way he said "yeah, that's true" after reading "you'll eventually die" I- ahaha

  • @sandstorm9305
    @sandstorm9305 3 года назад +3

    4:00 I hear that ISP music in the background, looks like we got ourselves an iSurgeonProductions here, let’s truck that ambulance straight to Moscow clinic

  • @ejynk
    @ejynk 3 года назад +48

    dr mike: don't take these seriously
    also dr mike: **takes them seriously**

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 3 года назад +1

      He laughs at them. He knows they're not serious. How can you not see that?

    • @cupcakesforever8873
      @cupcakesforever8873 3 года назад

      @@rosiefay7283 joke

  • @Dani-Elle-
    @Dani-Elle- 3 года назад +4

    Omg the asking the patient what they think. My gp/ family doctor (not sure, not american) asked me at the end of 1 of my first visits there if i felt assured by her and if I maybe wanted something else/more. I genuinely cried. Being a mother and having seen lots of doctors and nurses in the 9 years before this happened, i never had a doctor actually ask that. I felt so seen and cared for that i couldnt help but let the tears drop.
    Thank you Dr Mike, Dr Bouwer and all doctors like this!

  • @ShesAaRebel
    @ShesAaRebel 3 года назад +6

    Regarding generic medication (rant):
    I'm the Health and Safety rep for the small gardening company I work for. My boss had put me in charge of assembling the first aid kits in the work vehicles, and checking up on them every year to re-stock and throw away expired products. One of the items in the kits is an anti-histamine. I wanted that in there to help with bug bites, bee stings, allergies, ect. When I went to buy it, I decided on getting the generic version of Claritin, which is called Loratadine (non-drowsy anti-histamine). I then got texts from co-workers *and my boss* asking me why there was nothing in the kits to help someone who was stung several times by bees (aka they were looking for Benadryl). I was shocked that people don't know 1) That Claritin is an anti-histamine, which is why it helps with allergic reactions, 2) What an anti-histamine is, and 3) That Benadryl is an anti-histamine.
    I had to send out an "Anti-histamines for Dummies" mass text, explaining why I chose Loratadine and not Benadryl (because it's non-drowsy, and we work with power tools and drive around all day), and why it works in the same way as the name brand allergy medications like Claritin.
    Mind you, I didn't receive any additional training for this Health and Safety position. All I have is the first aid course knowledge everyone got last year, as well as common sense, and things I picked up or learned by just living life. Everyone I work with is a horticulturist! We've worked outside for years! Things like this should have come up before. Educate yourselves! GAH!

  • @RileyEmmaViolet
    @RileyEmmaViolet 3 года назад +3

    I love how he read "making" as "mocking" 😂
    Honestly the most entertaining doctor ever!

  • @Pyrion93
    @Pyrion93 3 года назад +2

    1:30 I feel personally attacked by this :D

  • @pammurray6690
    @pammurray6690 3 года назад +44

    Doctor Mike: "...being an auditory listener..."
    The comments section: "Umm, we aren't doctors, but...."

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 3 года назад +3

    That technique of asking the patients for their theory is ridiculously smart: it should be a standard taught in med school, seriously. It's similar to things I do to great result as a teacher, and is really respectful to the patient, and smart about the safety of whatever they are going to do after leaving the office.

  • @mommy2one2007
    @mommy2one2007 3 года назад +2

    I love you, Dr. Mike!! Your videos are the best!! Trauma nurse here and can relate to all your videos!!! Stay safe and stay healthy. Much love from indiana.

  • @eleanorcarpenter37
    @eleanorcarpenter37 3 года назад +1

    People who have standing desks are not human, I refuse to believe anyone would stand like that for hours

  • @itzjmp6763
    @itzjmp6763 3 года назад +22

    6:38 Dr. Mike's "YoU cAn'T cAtCh Me" x2 😂

  • @maloriemclain1500
    @maloriemclain1500 3 года назад +14

    I really wished he noticed “Abby Metcalfe’s” occupation as a “Tape Peeler” at 5:48. 😂😂😂

  • @Clarey-ke6vb
    @Clarey-ke6vb 3 года назад +2

    Did Dr. Mike just glitch at 3:30? Maybe he’s a figment of our imagination too? Haha

  • @burgersandfries3659
    @burgersandfries3659 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for making me laugh in every video you make! I am a new fan but your content is Priceless! Thank you

  • @dinazwitscher9872
    @dinazwitscher9872 3 года назад +9

    1:35 omg I need to tell you this!!! I thought about getting a standup desk yesterday...
    Not vegan yet.

  • @rayanz9811
    @rayanz9811 3 года назад +37

    I enjoy him being such a nerd it’s so entertaining

    • @_Colie
      @_Colie 3 года назад

      Yesss, me too!

  • @rebeccas8242
    @rebeccas8242 3 года назад

    Thanks for the laughs!! Love your blue watch!!

  • @mishapurser7542
    @mishapurser7542 3 года назад +5

    OMG I'm an auditory listener too! I'm also a visual reader but I prefer to complete tasks kinaesthetically.

  • @alamgudiel1663
    @alamgudiel1663 3 года назад +16

    That peewoop at the beginning sounded like my dog trying to bark when he is sick

  • @justmoist7565
    @justmoist7565 3 года назад +99

    When you think you're early..
    But the bots have already infected the comments section..

  • @NarnianBadger.
    @NarnianBadger. 3 года назад +1

    This is my third time watching it and I’m still not over the careers listed for the people quoted in the articles. 😂 “orca washer,” “tape peeler,” “novelties expert” one dude was just straight-up unemployed 😂😂

  • @billiecomeaux
    @billiecomeaux 3 года назад

    The work descriptions from the quotes are priceless!