Doctor Reacts to RIDICULOUS Medical Memes #8

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  • Опубликовано: 15 июн 2024
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    WELCOME TO MEDICAL MEME REVIEW EP 8!!!
    Medical memes or Doctor Memes are a great way to get a laugh whether or not you are part of the medical community. I think that they are incredibly relatable as you can catch the humor even as a patient. I will say that some of the memes can be dark and if taken out of context can even seem offensive BUT we need to understand that this is medical satire. Being able to laugh at ourselves and our troubles is a healthy habit to practice.
    I really enjoy reacting to these memes and I know that there are millions more out there that are as funny. Please if you enjoy this series let me know by liking, commenting, and sharing this video with your friends/family. If I see that you enjoyed it I will put out another post on my IG to send me the best doctor memes and nursing memes so that we can all share a laugh. #DoctorMikeMedicalMemeReview
    As they say, laughter is the best medicine, so let's laugh away together!
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Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @DoctorMike
    @DoctorMike  4 года назад +4626

    Check out my attempts at Minecraft & Sims 4 Gaming LOL
    Sims 4: ruclips.net/video/8HlQ1T_jsbs/видео.html
    Minecraft: ruclips.net/video/dYiyFT_PWqU/видео.html

  • @sandcat2383
    @sandcat2383 4 года назад +8051

    "Sitting is generally unhealthy when you do it for long periods of time."
    Schools:

  • @beingsol8814
    @beingsol8814 3 года назад +13833

    “Smoking is bad, don’t smoke”
    Teens: But it tastes like mango
    You know what also tastes like mango? MANGO

    • @fabricionavarroance2oa899
      @fabricionavarroance2oa899 3 года назад +157

      mango que no es una fruta?

    • @beingsol8814
      @beingsol8814 3 года назад +87

      JasonTrick si

    • @ryan-ch6fp
      @ryan-ch6fp 3 года назад +421

      @@fabricionavarroance2oa899 is that minecraft enchantment table language or Spanish

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 3 года назад +297

      @@ryan-ch6fp Easy, Minecraft enchanting table language

    • @shadycat_1935
      @shadycat_1935 3 года назад +184

      @@ryan-ch6fp why are those the only two options lmao

  • @marysherrill8821
    @marysherrill8821 Год назад +249

    My 93 yr old fater-in-law had covid twice and survived. The man is a tank.

    • @blueorpink.
      @blueorpink. 11 месяцев назад +12

      Oh my god yay 😁 also it’s sad that he made this at the end of 2019 before all the pandemic stuff happened

  • @josephcohn154
    @josephcohn154 Год назад +18

    5:49 "CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS, they save lives baby boo" 🤣🤣

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 4 года назад +9742

    “But it’s safer than smoking.” Last time I checked most things you can do is healthier than smoking.

    • @lolinnitfam9045
      @lolinnitfam9045 4 года назад +190

      Except suicide

    • @marlenathorvald
      @marlenathorvald 4 года назад +186

      The reason people say it's safer than smoking is because alot of people replaced smoking with vaping. But Dr mike is right that does count when we talk about teens. But we shouldn't get rid of vape we should make it harder for kids to vape

    • @dylandreisbach1986
      @dylandreisbach1986 4 года назад +43

      Marlena thorvald a lot of kids say it’s just water vapor, as if it’s completely harmless.

    • @marlenathorvald
      @marlenathorvald 4 года назад +97

      @@dylandreisbach1986 yes kids vaping is a problem they don't understand also alot of them vape 0 nicotine so they think because it's zero nicotine it's fine but it's not youre still putting something into your lungs that doesn't belong there. That being said I vape but I also had a nasty smoking habit and I am using it to quit smoking the changes from smoking to vaping are amazing I don't cough I breath so much better, but you know what would be even better doing neither.

    • @lolinnitfam9045
      @lolinnitfam9045 4 года назад +1

      Chill
      It’s just a joke

  • @kamis6147
    @kamis6147 4 года назад +3554

    “ I grew up in Brooklyn, I know what disrespect eyes look like ”😂😂😂

    • @Maerahn
      @Maerahn 4 года назад +135

      I'll never forget the look my son gave the nurse after she gave him his MMR vaccine. You know the Greta Thunberg "How DARE you!" face? THAT was the look he gave her, complete with tears. The poor woman crumpled.

    • @joeyknight8272
      @joeyknight8272 4 года назад +9

      @@Maerahn lol

    • @ThePuff_
      @ThePuff_ 4 года назад +4

      Lol that was really cute

    • @angryratter3971
      @angryratter3971 4 года назад +4

      As soon as I saw your comment he said it

    • @Zulfburht
      @Zulfburht 4 года назад

      Maerahn chaotic evil baby

  • @huggledemon32
    @huggledemon32 Год назад +51

    Dr Mike trying to tactfully explain the “stroke” meme was wholesome as hell- yes Dr Mike- WE GET IT!🤣😁😇😈😅

    • @mariannaortiz2426
      @mariannaortiz2426 2 месяца назад +3

      I mean... At first I understood the "touch myself" bit but I didn't know what the stoke bit meant. I realized just as soon as Dr. Mike did. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @xxjohnny117xx
    @xxjohnny117xx Год назад +47

    4:58 Dr Mike you’re not alone I absolutely agree with you about how frustrating this is.

  • @ClockworkChandelure
    @ClockworkChandelure 4 года назад +4331

    No one:
    Babies being given a vaccine: "You come into my house, and disrespect me in front of my family?"

    • @Frank-ro2xh
      @Frank-ro2xh 4 года назад +27

      Why do I read it like Robert de Niro?

    • @ferandositindaon8
      @ferandositindaon8 4 года назад +5

      Is da baby Anti-vaxx? ( LEL )

    • @rileym7110
      @rileym7110 4 года назад +10

      Truly the talk of a Brooklyn baby

    • @audreymoyers635
      @audreymoyers635 4 года назад +3

      Yesssss😂

    • @LandonJines
      @LandonJines 4 года назад +1

      laughing frank I read it like Vin Diesel

  • @oppositeofbatman
    @oppositeofbatman 4 года назад +55818

    This guy is basically everyones parents; turns every single joke into a life lesson.

  • @brianrooks707
    @brianrooks707 Год назад +43

    Doc Mike: "Very reasonably priced at $40"
    Me who struggles to pay $7 a shirt on sale at Walmart:..."Please look me in the eyes and repeat those words back to me........!!!"

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 4 месяца назад

      Very reasonably priced for a doctor or other professional who can appreciate the quality

    • @FoldUpJohn
      @FoldUpJohn 3 месяца назад

      To be fair there's usually no difference in quality between a $7 and a $40 or sometimes even a $300 shirt especially when they're all made out of the same material (many times in the same factories)​ @@Psilomuscimol

  • @vaughnhaney7020
    @vaughnhaney7020 Год назад +18

    Bringing someone with you to an appointment addressing symptoms is also important to have an advocate, particularly if you're young and/or a minority. My doctors never believed me about the horrific nausea, abdomenal pain, and diarrhea I was having until a family member came with me and confirmed that I've been so sick they had to be in the bathroom with me and witnessed how much agony I was in and the... Result. Even with that, doctors didn't solve the problem, and I've ended up figuring it out myself, but at least they believed me, they were just baffled because all my test results were coming back clear (turned out it was connected with a bunch of wildly different symptoms that no one considered could be related and the issue wasn't in my GI tract at all)

  • @safala
    @safala 3 года назад +7799

    How people hate him? He’s literally a human golden retriever.

    • @rionspencer9947
      @rionspencer9947 3 года назад +268

      Safala Bista anti vaxxers

    • @articfrost3428
      @articfrost3428 3 года назад +368

      Wait people hate him?

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 3 года назад +108

      You mean like Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman?😂

    • @flux.aeterna
      @flux.aeterna 3 года назад +50

      Because science

    • @eihwaz359
      @eihwaz359 3 года назад +55

      OMG HE IS

  • @evie3190
    @evie3190 4 года назад +15377

    I like how this man can cut a person open and move around their organs but a little spider in his car makes him jump

    • @LeviathanRX
      @LeviathanRX 4 года назад +1171

      Organs (generally) don't bite
      Everybody knows spider bite hurt, hurt spider bite ouch

    • @s.gabriel2853
      @s.gabriel2853 4 года назад +1133

      Technically, we can all cut a person open and move around their organs.

    • @kyliee.c
      @kyliee.c 4 года назад +489

      @@s.gabriel2853 that is dark

    • @irrationalreality8276
      @irrationalreality8276 4 года назад +122

      kyliee c. It’s the answer

    • @PolyglotJ
      @PolyglotJ 4 года назад +243

      You can control a man but not a spider

  • @sakxmh
    @sakxmh Год назад +60

    As a Spanish speaker, Mike’s Spanish is pretty good. One thing I’ll say it’s the vaccines is vacunas not vacunes and some of that grammar and stuff was incorrect but understandable. A for effort :)

    • @ConeJellos
      @ConeJellos 10 месяцев назад

      Calm down.

    • @Demon_Slayer_Jokie
      @Demon_Slayer_Jokie 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@ConeJellosthe person here has no signs of aggression or anger. They are calm.

  • @verticalmanatee
    @verticalmanatee Год назад +11

    Dr mike: “the shirts are actually pretty reasonably priced around 40 50 dollars.
    Literally everyone: that is not reasonable.

  • @dragonslayer2582
    @dragonslayer2582 4 года назад +8855

    “Sitting is unhealthy”
    Wheel chair people: guess I’ll die.

    • @tonymontana1231
      @tonymontana1231 4 года назад +625

      Spoiler alert:
      Everybody dies.

    • @tannerturnipseed1497
      @tannerturnipseed1497 4 года назад +62

      DragonSlayer this comment is way too good to only have 10 likes

    • @Niseandryt
      @Niseandryt 4 года назад +35

      @@tonymontana1231 but he meant
      sooner

    • @morningstar-je5wx
      @morningstar-je5wx 4 года назад +18

      *DragonSlayer* * cough cough * sо тнis is ваsiсаllу Dаппу Рнаптом

    • @Sync-Edits
      @Sync-Edits 4 года назад +5

      @@tonymontana1231 WHAT!!

  • @aaronself2411
    @aaronself2411 4 года назад +3162

    "no biggle little poop that gets wiped away" looks away and is CLEARLY remembering a VERY specific person.

    • @feistymind4915
      @feistymind4915 4 года назад +68

      R I P to that person

    • @MoA-Reload...
      @MoA-Reload... 4 года назад +58

      Don't tell my ex about that clip. We still wind her up about pooping on the midwife 😂

    • @aaronself2411
      @aaronself2411 4 года назад +20

      @@MoA-Reload... I love this, because I know it's true.

    • @silvijashehi8478
      @silvijashehi8478 4 года назад +3

      „A very specific person“
      Yeah, it‘s Aaron‘s Self.

  • @camille_mcgehee
    @camille_mcgehee Год назад +9

    Being left-handed in a right-handed world. I know that life.

  • @TanyaQueen182
    @TanyaQueen182 Год назад +18

    My daughter is a south paw, so I felt that left-handed fact.

    • @alyxleaf
      @alyxleaf Год назад +2

      Fr, this world is built for right handed people. As a lefty, I know

  • @sweetieswifey627
    @sweetieswifey627 4 года назад +3490

    Doctor Mike: "They're reasonably 40-50 dollars."
    Me: "Well yes but actually no"

    • @angelonyugen2145
      @angelonyugen2145 4 года назад +3

      Atlanti___nope sorry

    • @Gabzabzab
      @Gabzabzab 4 года назад +6

      Here in brazil this costs 200

    • @melindayzaguirre576
      @melindayzaguirre576 4 года назад +6

      My shoes are 40-50 bucks lol. My shirts are $20 🤔

    • @246kisses
      @246kisses 4 года назад +10

      I can’t ever buy a $20 shirt without feeling absolutely horrible. Doesn’t stop me though

    • @o2dyt
      @o2dyt 4 года назад

      @@Gabzabzab Well that's just conversion. You have to add like 60% taxes and profit margin. 350+
      *which is more than 1/3 minimum wage

  • @Minnigirl1
    @Minnigirl1 4 года назад +2561

    Doctors: sitting for long periods is unhealthy
    Me: okay i'll just lie down instead

    • @MrMundo3d
      @MrMundo3d 4 года назад +9

      MelsGunn that's just making worse, you body eventually will force you to move, by paralyzed your leg

    • @AiTran-nq2lf
      @AiTran-nq2lf 4 года назад +54

      MrMundo3d r/wooosh

    • @unhappylife94
      @unhappylife94 4 года назад +12

      I lie down all day xD

    • @Ami_E_Bowen
      @Ami_E_Bowen 4 года назад +51

      It used to be standing too long was bad now it’s sitting too long. But doing anything for too long isn’t good for you honestly.

    • @unhappylife94
      @unhappylife94 4 года назад +3

      @Karan wtf ahaha

  • @banerjeehome5913
    @banerjeehome5913 9 месяцев назад +4

    9:35 Dr. Mike is someone who always wanna do everything right. 😂 Love him! ❤

  • @waldemord13
    @waldemord13 Год назад +2

    when i was in around 3rd-2nd grade i was scared of medical stuff but now i could watch your videos all day and that brings me both joy and some more knowledge :D

  • @RetroGuy_77
    @RetroGuy_77 4 года назад +1904

    "I say "B" because it's a baby."
    - Dr Mike 2019

    • @ina8099
      @ina8099 4 года назад +14

      The funny thing is that my first thought was that B was in fact for baby, the usual B word didn't even come to my mind in that context xD

    • @temppenguin9633
      @temppenguin9633 4 года назад +1

      I say A because it's a
      Ass

    • @randombossgamer1175
      @randombossgamer1175 4 года назад +1

      KEYBOARD ‐ damn u had no chill lmaooo

    • @bellapatel480
      @bellapatel480 4 года назад +3

      Hehe I’m the 1K like...I also thought it was for baby and didn’t think anything of it till he mentioned it.

    • @amino_aceed
      @amino_aceed 4 года назад +1

      HAHHAHAHAHHAHAGA

  • @graceperkins5641
    @graceperkins5641 4 года назад +8188

    Dr. Mike: “$50 shirts are reasonable”
    Me: *laughs in secondhand*

  • @ladeekatt
    @ladeekatt Год назад +12

    The fact that Dr Mike needs to over explain every meme, lol. I'm here for the ~*knowledge*~ 😂

  • @Lady_Voronkova
    @Lady_Voronkova Год назад +3

    Thank you so much for the suggestion to bring a loved one, makes my feel a little less silly. I'm full adulting nowadays and I still bring a parent to some appointments. I almost died at the dentist when I was 10 because I quit breathing from the laughing gas, dentist didn't notice I was cyanotic but my RN mom did. So I can have pretty bad anxiety seeing doctors now. I forget to mention things and I often forget what the doc tells me during the appointment. It's frustrating

  • @picklerick8844
    @picklerick8844 4 года назад +3051

    Doctor Mike: 50$ shirts are reasonable
    Others: *laugh in second-hand*
    Me: *cries in third-hand*

  • @wilhelmburned
    @wilhelmburned 3 года назад +2934

    The immune system after handling a virus for the second time: “You’ve fought ‘em in simulations. They’re tough, but they ain’t invincible.”

    • @wilhelmburned
      @wilhelmburned 3 года назад +17

      @ARCTrooperRex501 Well... A clone? This is awkward.

    • @mandothemandalorian2392
      @mandothemandalorian2392 3 года назад +7

      @ARCTrooperRex501 exactly like the simulations

    • @igotknowidea
      @igotknowidea 3 года назад +5

      Oh I know what the body likes

    • @Serace.
      @Serace. 3 года назад +1

      @ARCTrooperRex501 rex when did you become general clanka?

    • @c.7418
      @c.7418 3 года назад +1

      Tubi:My music is Free!
      RUclips:we already do that

  • @cherriwine
    @cherriwine Год назад +1

    I'm left-handed, and at school, it is one of the most difficult and annoying things EVER. I'm always bumping arms with people, I have to be careful with writing or I have to wash my hands, and then there are scissors. It's so uncomfortable using right-hand scissors, but you just have to learn to live with it! anyways, love your videos! they always make me laugh!

  • @meganwheeler1920
    @meganwheeler1920 Год назад

    Hi Dr.mike I Just LOVE your videos i just started watching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lachieboy8380
    @lachieboy8380 4 года назад +1943

    Dr mike: sitting is bad for you
    Also Dr mike: sitting down for the whole video

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  4 года назад +321

      Caught me there lol

    • @lachieboy8380
      @lachieboy8380 4 года назад +17

      Doctor Mike thanks for replying 👍

    • @thatguy.9886
      @thatguy.9886 4 года назад +54

      He's actually holding a squat for the entire several hours of recording.
      Right?

    • @godlycuber4202
      @godlycuber4202 4 года назад +1

      Doctor Mike ily

    • @maddyterrell0
      @maddyterrell0 4 года назад +5

      I had to change the way I sit down because of my knees hurting when I sit down, so now I don't really sit, it's more like I'm laying down. It's comfy and doesn't hurt, so why not?

  • @talea9593
    @talea9593 4 года назад +29102

    Nobody:
    Dr Mike: says $50 is a reasonable price for a shirt.
    Me: cries in poor

    • @THEFINALHAZARD
      @THEFINALHAZARD 4 года назад +630

      Same.

    • @williamweide2956
      @williamweide2956 4 года назад +1678

      He pays almost as much for a shirt as I do for a normal doctor's consultation

    • @afeeqhasan6621
      @afeeqhasan6621 4 года назад +759

      Quality > Quantity

    • @clarkkent9217
      @clarkkent9217 4 года назад +412

      most well known stores that are brands have these prices and its ok. it is gonna last for years. you can easily afford 1-2/month if your salary is average plus. no reason to pay 300-400 for a shirt just to show off. 40-50 one does the same and lasts.

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ 4 года назад +159

      How much do you usually pay? Here in Brazil it's like $50 - $100

  • @DerekWitt
    @DerekWitt Год назад +2

    3:01 that’s so true!
    I’m a southpaw. I hate those green-handled scissors they had me use as a kid. Those things are so painful to use!
    I’m used to getting ink-stained palms when writing. Lol.

  • @evelyng3889
    @evelyng3889 Год назад

    I have just found your videos lol and i love watching as you are so funny

  • @babyluna7414
    @babyluna7414 4 года назад +4225

    Who’s still waiting for his story of the spider in his car 🚗.

  • @doberman1235
    @doberman1235 4 года назад +1976

    Me: "gets head ache"
    Normal people: "Oh, you must havent slept well"
    My mom: "*ITS THAT DAMN PHONE!*"

  • @rohanshah10088
    @rohanshah10088 6 месяцев назад

    You’re amazing doc!! My parents are doctors too…. Even they love watching tour shows!!

  • @paninywbtsrealm
    @paninywbtsrealm 8 месяцев назад +2

    "There's nothing that mike's fans have heard enough abou-"
    Mike's Audi TTS: Hold up, wait a minute

  • @reactionsasha6651
    @reactionsasha6651 4 года назад +1920

    Dr.Mike: My shirts are reasonably priced at 40$-50$.
    Me: *cries in poor*

  • @cait1676
    @cait1676 4 года назад +2342

    “I’ve been getting a lot of hate lately”
    Me scrolling through comments: where’s the hate tho

    • @loukancer
      @loukancer 4 года назад +8

      Where are the comments

    • @pd6805
      @pd6805 4 года назад

      Don't change the like count it's spicy

    • @pd6805
      @pd6805 4 года назад

      Wooow great

  • @Midnyte_Angel
    @Midnyte_Angel Год назад +1

    He's so offended for his buttons🤣

  • @kiwichan19890
    @kiwichan19890 Год назад +6

    5:15 *Sips coffee* I don't know what you mean

  • @corn0ffthecob
    @corn0ffthecob 4 года назад +2244

    "when you're close to the screen, your vision gets worse over time"
    Me: moves screen from 2 inches away to 3 inches away

    • @saviarodrigues2504
      @saviarodrigues2504 4 года назад +11

      CornOffTheCob underrated comment

    • @MaybeLily1234
      @MaybeLily1234 4 года назад +5

      Same I just put it across the desk XD

    • @kerrypayne8027
      @kerrypayne8027 4 года назад +4

      That's a myth

    • @annlakes24
      @annlakes24 4 года назад +9

      *stares at iPad*
      I get new prescriptions every year anyways
      *aggresively stares*

    • @dramaticexperiment144
      @dramaticexperiment144 4 года назад +10

      I literally moved mine 2 feet away 🤣🤣🤣 I wasnt taking any chances 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katesmith17927
    @katesmith17927 4 года назад +1316

    Him: they recommended that I keep my screen farther away from my face
    Me watching: slowly moves screen away

  • @user-vq9ww8wz1n
    @user-vq9ww8wz1n 6 месяцев назад

    Ich habe Dr. Mike immer gern gesehen. Er macht mich immer fertig, besonders wenn er Memes rezensiert

  • @michaeledmunds7056
    @michaeledmunds7056 2 года назад

    2:40 You made me chuck my phone across the room, so I hope you're proud of yourself.

  • @mimimi9293
    @mimimi9293 4 года назад +1497

    "I say B beacause it's a baby".... I never would have guessed😂

    • @thetallestpenguin7921
      @thetallestpenguin7921 4 года назад +4

      E Mi 🅱️a🅱️y 👌😂👌

    • @hotaly23
      @hotaly23 4 года назад +1

      B is also new york slang lol

    • @daniellelove9073
      @daniellelove9073 4 года назад +1

      B is new york slang.. He's from NY.

    • @mimimi9293
      @mimimi9293 4 года назад +1

      @@hotaly23 aaah, learning new stuff every day👌👌

  • @heatherpettigrew1615
    @heatherpettigrew1615 3 года назад +5603

    When my 19 month old got her shots last month she said "thank you" to the lady who gave her the shots. The pure shock on her face was funny.

    • @juliarunn5009
      @juliarunn5009 3 года назад +265

      That’s adorable 😂😂

    • @iz_bizz2010
      @iz_bizz2010 3 года назад +166

      *thæñk yœü*

    • @sandyshar2720
      @sandyshar2720 3 года назад +81

      So cute!!!!

    • @lyndsiemmiles
      @lyndsiemmiles 3 года назад +76

      That is so cute! My children have never said that

    • @heatherpettigrew1615
      @heatherpettigrew1615 3 года назад +153

      I have worked hard to teach my girls to say please and thank you. Its a little harder when they are hurt or upset but I just keep reassuring them

  • @Roussea14
    @Roussea14 3 часа назад

    The way he attempted to keep that stroke meme PG is amazing

  • @luciagilgsthmrvls
    @luciagilgsthmrvls Год назад +3

    THE SPANISH FKFJFJD HAD ME SUDDENLY DYINGG. WASNT EXPECTING XDD 🤣🙌🧡😲😲

  • @gabriellatitterington291
    @gabriellatitterington291 4 года назад +1979

    He talks about his car like an ex girlfriend he still loves

    • @W1llRoss
      @W1llRoss 4 года назад +20

      gabriella titterington i would

    • @DarthTwilight
      @DarthTwilight 4 года назад +20

      He calls it on drunken nights...every other second.

    • @cherry.7751
      @cherry.7751 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @paishaish
      @paishaish 4 года назад

      IKR 😂😭

    • @himanshutiwari5390
      @himanshutiwari5390 4 года назад +1

      I would much rather get a car than a girlfriend

  • @lobstersoup2785
    @lobstersoup2785 4 года назад +2279

    Dr Mike's shirt buttons be giving him chest compressions 😂

    • @js5686
      @js5686 4 года назад +26

      Chest compressions!
      Chest compressions!

    • @Skloopert
      @Skloopert 4 года назад +4

      What buttons?

    • @deadmeme9158
      @deadmeme9158 4 года назад +2

      Louisa Davey hes not wearing buttons

    • @toby_thee_bee3895
      @toby_thee_bee3895 4 года назад +6

      Chest compressions
      Chest compressions
      Chest compressions

    • @cassiepineda4748
      @cassiepineda4748 4 года назад +1

      3:57

  • @delulu100percent
    @delulu100percent 19 дней назад

    2:44
    DUDE YOU JUST GAVE ME A FREAKING HEART ATTACK!!! I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR AND THREW MY PHONE!!!

  • @linkin0983
    @linkin0983 Год назад

    3:30 That's soooo true! I usually don't remember all the details if I don't write them, and want someone to be with me. Starting slowly into the adult life (reaching half twenties).

  • @akshitasinghania7768
    @akshitasinghania7768 2 года назад +3669

    He probably didn’t realise that the shirt meme was calling him ripped and not criticising his choice in shirts

  • @puppythoughts6528
    @puppythoughts6528 4 года назад +1613

    “Smoking can affect your decision”
    That explains why they keep making the same bad smoking decision

    • @animalgenius2472
      @animalgenius2472 4 года назад +5

      Dumbest comment I've seen

    • @shesthedevilangel7930
      @shesthedevilangel7930 4 года назад +16

      More like this explains my life choices for the past 7 years...

    • @anoniem32
      @anoniem32 4 года назад +2

      @@shesthedevilangel7930 You have exactly 7 likes

    • @shesthedevilangel7930
      @shesthedevilangel7930 4 года назад +2

      @@anoniem32 LOL, don't ruin it...!
      every extra like will be a new year full of shitty decisions and a shitload of ciggies xD

    • @anoniem32
      @anoniem32 4 года назад +3

      @@shesthedevilangel7930 Nooo 😂 you better make the best of these years and live a great life

  • @iwantmypot
    @iwantmypot 6 месяцев назад +1

    4:23 "What would buttons want to earn?"
    They earn their threads.

  • @agapeeternal
    @agapeeternal 3 месяца назад

    Watching Mike struggle is so funny idk why 😂

  • @lizw.4619
    @lizw.4619 3 года назад +1776

    Mike: “Reasonably priced-$40-$50!”
    Me: *sweats in Lower Class*

    • @seanhornof6705
      @seanhornof6705 3 года назад +47

      For tailored thats pretty good though

    • @Victoria-lq6gw
      @Victoria-lq6gw 3 года назад +25

      That’s why I buy from SHEIN😂😂

    • @seungminsnostrilhairs.
      @seungminsnostrilhairs. 3 года назад +1

      @@Victoria-lq6gw ?

    • @Victoria-lq6gw
      @Victoria-lq6gw 3 года назад +20

      @@seungminsnostrilhairs. It's a company that sells really cute clothes for cheap prices. Not the best quality, but its clothes.

    • @alyssadawn6396
      @alyssadawn6396 3 года назад +16

      I’m middle class and don’t buy shirts that are that expensive. It would bankrupt us for as often as we go through shirts on our farm. 😂

  • @luciels6592
    @luciels6592 4 года назад +1766

    Dr. Mike: recently I've been getting hate...
    Me: IT'S THOSE DANG ANTI-VAXXERS

  • @keigotakami.alsoadabihawks5390

    Why did I start cry laughing at the stroke one 😂😂

  • @user-yf3fj2ke8k
    @user-yf3fj2ke8k Месяц назад +14

    Who’s watching this in 2024

    • @strxwberry.soda.
      @strxwberry.soda. 3 дня назад

      me 😭 i have an unhealthy addiction to dr mike and will even play his videos while i’m busy just for the background noise

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 4 года назад +3164

    Seeing spider:
    Normal people: Oh god no!
    Me: pets it
    Dr. Mike: *crashes car*

    • @Str4ww3ryL4ndm1n3
      @Str4ww3ryL4ndm1n3 4 года назад +57

      I would pet it, only if it was a tarantula.

    • @IntrusiveDuck
      @IntrusiveDuck 4 года назад +17

      @@Str4ww3ryL4ndm1n3 why?😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @IntrusiveDuck
      @IntrusiveDuck 4 года назад +17

      I'd jump out if my cad

    • @larahashope
      @larahashope 4 года назад +10

      LoneWolf 87 omg same I literally want a tarantula

    • @finalcartoon1044
      @finalcartoon1044 4 года назад +20

      Whenever i see a spider i grab the nearest book i never read and proceed to smash the hell out of it.

  • @sheri6107
    @sheri6107 4 года назад +710

    Dr. Mike: When you look at screens, your eye muscles strain...
    Me: *slowly pushing my phone away*

    • @jamaicana21
      @jamaicana21 4 года назад +16

      I literally moved my phone away when he said that.

    • @hugejackedman3548
      @hugejackedman3548 4 года назад +17

      my eyes have abs

    • @serinat2181
      @serinat2181 4 года назад +5

      No wonder my eyesight is so bad wow

    • @courtnrysalamone7677
      @courtnrysalamone7677 4 года назад +6

      *laughs while watching phone on 0% brightness from my lap instead of literally right in my face*

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic 4 года назад +5

      courtnry salamone when you’re brightness is that low... it’s not that healthy either... it can kill your eyesight. But what do I know 😂

  • @Grayce_and_hugo
    @Grayce_and_hugo Год назад +1

    The golfer is checking the slope of the green so he hits a good shot.
    The more ya know😂

    • @insouciantFox
      @insouciantFox 4 месяца назад

      Yeah but only Camillo Villegas does the Spider

  • @sarita_violinist5499
    @sarita_violinist5499 8 месяцев назад

    9:57 I'm from Colombia and I just wanted to say that your Spanish is super good..... Specifically when you said "no necesito, toma su vacunas" I loved it☺️
    Btw thx for the good content, I love watching your videos :)

  • @funnylookingretard
    @funnylookingretard 4 года назад +2722

    Sitting is unhealthy
    *school makes you do it for 7 hours*

    • @CAPTAIN_CLOCK
      @CAPTAIN_CLOCK 4 года назад +6

      Sameeee

    • @ScottishDark
      @ScottishDark 4 года назад +23

      So you never change classes, do gym class or go to other places for lunch then?

    • @funnylookingretard
      @funnylookingretard 4 года назад +135

      Kathryn Pattison so you’ve never heard a joke

    • @CAPTAIN_CLOCK
      @CAPTAIN_CLOCK 4 года назад +78

      @@ScottishDark not in brazil, all classes are in the same classroom for us. Gym class happens once a week and lunch is the one exception

    • @ScottishDark
      @ScottishDark 4 года назад +4

      @@funnylookingretard """"""""joke""""""""

  • @ccxgaming6864
    @ccxgaming6864 4 года назад +2044

    Dr. Mike: "Sitting is unhealthy"
    School:Mike we need to talk...

    • @rileybloom3749
      @rileybloom3749 4 года назад +14

      LMAOOOO

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 4 года назад +60

      The hospital waiting room:
      allow us to introduce ourselves,
      the airport: i’m going to stop you right there

    • @zonekeek1126
      @zonekeek1126 4 года назад +3

      Copied comment

    • @miraculoustalesofobliviousness
      @miraculoustalesofobliviousness 4 года назад +5

      CCXGAMING
      THANK YOU!! WE DONT EVEN HAVE A “RECESS” time to go outside, i get tired of sitting all day

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 4 года назад +4

      @@realspartan5206 You don't normally need to sit for eight hours waiting for your plane or a doctor's appointment and no idiot would scream at you and report you to the authorities for standing up and stretching your legs.

  • @gabriellaalvear1505
    @gabriellaalvear1505 Год назад

    😂😂 it’s so cute when he doesn’t get the joke and then reads it again and is like ohhhh lol

  • @maddilong135
    @maddilong135 Год назад +1

    The part about most things are made for right handed ppl is SO true. As a lefty I ended up learning how to do certain things with my right hand bc I didn't have a left handed option. My mom found some eventually when I was a kid but I'd already gotten so used to doing those things with my right hand, it felt so weird to try them with my left hand. like left handed scissors? no thank you. Don't get me wrong I love being a lefty and the lack of left hand friendly items doesn't really bother me, but I do get tired of smearing papers and having pen, pencil or other inks on the outside of my pinky. Not to mention if I want to start writing something on the very edge of the page, I have to either bend the front part of the book back behind the rest of it, or use a spiral. Don't even get me started on three ring binders.

  • @ajlakazija6769
    @ajlakazija6769 3 года назад +1142

    My baby gives me look like "How can you let this man put a needle in my hand? What kind mother are you?"

  • @ramensocks8517
    @ramensocks8517 4 года назад +1857

    “Sitting is generally unhealthy” Me: 0 h . n 0 .

  • @panicathogwarts
    @panicathogwarts 11 месяцев назад

    7:10 as a vet tech, I dont know what clinic you've been to, but it sounds amazing 😂 I promise we have the exact same problems with people not wanting to pay. And even fewer people have pet insurance so it's all out of pocket at the time of the appointment. Can lead to some not fun conversations

  • @Julia-mx9yo
    @Julia-mx9yo Год назад

    Dr. Mike speaking spanish at the end if the video is the cutest thing ever

  • @ayyylmao101
    @ayyylmao101 4 года назад +631

    "I grew up in Brooklyn, I know what 'disrespect' eyes look like."
    - Dr. Mike 2019
    _Seems like an opportunity for a storytime!_

  • @santiagohernandeznieto4657
    @santiagohernandeznieto4657 3 года назад +1708

    Hearing Doctor Mike speaking in broken spanish has to be the cringiest, yet coolest thing ever.

    • @elhombredeagua7439
      @elhombredeagua7439 3 года назад +72

      I speak Spanish, and I agree.
      *Laughs in mexicano*

    • @worlddomination4840
      @worlddomination4840 3 года назад +32

      I’m learning Spanish and if you heard me speak you’ll probably die from how bad I am at speaking the language

    • @zeffery101
      @zeffery101 3 года назад +36

      turn on subtitles
      (speaks foreign language)
      it was like first year spanish lmao

    • @genesisalejandrabritorevil2300
      @genesisalejandrabritorevil2300 3 года назад +9

      **LAUGH HIGHIER IN VENEZUELAN WHO KNOWS ENGLISH**

    • @user-uy8fy7du3p
      @user-uy8fy7du3p 3 года назад +5

      wait where? i think i didn’t notice because i speak both spanish and english fluently

  • @commonsensespiritualist7809
    @commonsensespiritualist7809 Год назад

    9:03 "sitting too long is unhealthy..." Fine I'll stand and watch your videos. lol

  • @tamarasantacruz4800
    @tamarasantacruz4800 Год назад

    I know so much thanks to him.

  • @sohsonghen8218
    @sohsonghen8218 4 года назад +3697

    There are 2 things that never grow old
    1) dark humour
    2) non vaccinated kids
    Copied joke

    • @Blizzburn
      @Blizzburn 4 года назад +42

      Copied joke should be number 3

    • @vincent1782
      @vincent1782 4 года назад +34

      @@Blizzburn except they grow old too quick, unlike unvaccinated kids.

    • @Jess-ul5ho
      @Jess-ul5ho 4 года назад +3

      5 should be cocaine

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 4 года назад

      THEN LIKE THE POST YOU BIGOT DON'T COPY IT

    • @sohsonghen8218
      @sohsonghen8218 4 года назад +9

      @@helloworld2409 i didnt copy from you i believe lol. Found it funny so jjst shared it why u so mad HAHA

  • @gachakitten1599
    @gachakitten1599 4 года назад +1618

    "They sleep on too soft of a mattress, they sleep on too firm of a mattress"
    *So Goldilocks from that ad wasn't lying?*

    • @olgahapitan312
      @olgahapitan312 4 года назад +21

      which? the purple ad?

    • @chalkwarrior5542
      @chalkwarrior5542 4 года назад +15

      I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND I HATE IT

    • @potatojesus2565
      @potatojesus2565 4 года назад +7

      ꧁Pugnacious ꧂ yes

    • @cansquisher5575
      @cansquisher5575 4 года назад +13

      W h a t ‘ s a w a y t o t e l l t h a t y o u r b e d i s a w f u l ?

    • @midlyght0
      @midlyght0 4 года назад +25

      wdymmm that ad is amazing i literally never skip it when it comes on ;-;

  • @chelseasnyder9784
    @chelseasnyder9784 4 месяца назад

    The first one about Dr. Mike: Exactly

  • @user-vk5nd6lb7p
    @user-vk5nd6lb7p Год назад

    Me literally screaming every time he says “baby boo”

  • @user-gr1xl6ez8t
    @user-gr1xl6ez8t 4 года назад +1469

    "Sitting is generally unhealthy"
    So why the frick does school force us to sit all frickin day and expects us to sit some more while doing homework at home

    • @maddyterrell0
      @maddyterrell0 4 года назад +116

      Also, schools should start later since teens naturally go to bed earlier than their child selves and then get to later. Schools want us to get enough sleep, but our bodies just don't want to go to sleep earlier, so with early school start times, getting enough sleep is pretty difficult

    • @scaredyhart268
      @scaredyhart268 4 года назад +27

      Right! But not a grain of salt can touch the cafeteria food? Smh 😒

    • @kristencabrales3331
      @kristencabrales3331 4 года назад +1

      pleaseeee for your own food don’t say frick it just makes it weird

    • @valencia878
      @valencia878 4 года назад +21

      Bro I swear if this spurs a movement to making students stand all day during classes, I will find you.

    • @Moon-Archive
      @Moon-Archive 4 года назад +2

      @@scaredyhart268 seriously! Which is why....I bring salt packets to school.

  • @Brooke-mf5jc
    @Brooke-mf5jc 4 года назад +1249

    “Chest compressions chest compression chest compressions they save lives baby boo”

    • @kiaradevsaran2558
      @kiaradevsaran2558 4 года назад +19

      I was scrolling for this.... thank you😂

    • @Brooke-mf5jc
      @Brooke-mf5jc 4 года назад +9

      Kiara Devsaran my pleasure

    • @sababugs1125
      @sababugs1125 4 года назад +5

      I have this theory that the Jedi are constantly jacking off using the force. Like when luke is looking at lea he is secretly jacking it. We wouldn't know because they wear robes all the time .also they could jack others off as well .this theory would also explain anikins birth cause we don't know who his father maybe it was Jedi who put his jizz inside his mother to impregnate her

    • @crystalclear9020
      @crystalclear9020 4 года назад +1

      @ascertain my thoughts exactly

    • @badwaifu3583
      @badwaifu3583 4 года назад +1

      Sababugs112 oh

  • @nicholem4831
    @nicholem4831 Год назад

    “I grew up in Brooklyn- I know what disrespect eyes look like.” 🤣🤣

  • @daniaordonezvaleriacastill2529
    @daniaordonezvaleriacastill2529 4 года назад +1637

    His Spanish accent is just adorable, specially because the words are not pronounced correctly 😂😂😂

    • @RayRaypewpew
      @RayRaypewpew 4 года назад +42

      Dania Ordoñez he tried so hard tho 😂

    • @danielbianco6300
      @danielbianco6300 4 года назад +23

      also took me a solid minute to try understand what he was even saying 😂😂😂 he tried tho

    • @daniaordonezvaleriacastill2529
      @daniaordonezvaleriacastill2529 4 года назад +6

      @@RayRaypewpew he did... hahahaha

    • @eef9668
      @eef9668 4 года назад +18

      It was cute xD

    • @danielbianco6300
      @danielbianco6300 4 года назад +5

      fuckicantfindaname definitely agreed xD

  • @pandadncr4825
    @pandadncr4825 4 года назад +1549

    8:30 mike: "my eyesight got worse from looking at a screen too close to my eyes for too long"
    me: **slowly puts phone further away**

    • @pinkeytripathi8728
      @pinkeytripathi8728 4 года назад +35

      I did the exact same thing! 😂

    • @glow862
      @glow862 4 года назад +63

      Video continues: slowly brings phone closer

    • @YituTG
      @YituTG 4 года назад +23

      Is this like a personal attack or smth

    • @pandadncr4825
      @pandadncr4825 4 года назад +1

      @@YituTG how?

    • @YituTG
      @YituTG 4 года назад +1

      @@pandadncr4825 that's exactly me XD

  • @ilhaamfoster4617
    @ilhaamfoster4617 Год назад

    Your Brooklyn accent actually comes out once in a while and I heard it the best when you spoke about how a boosted immune system isn't good for you because a boost immune system would basically attack itself but the way you said boosted was so Brooklyn it was insane🤣🤣🤣

  • @Therealinkedmommy
    @Therealinkedmommy 2 года назад

    Legit pushed my laptop further away @8:26 and didn't even realize I did it until I needed to type and it was too far away! HAHAHA

  • @trizsah
    @trizsah 4 года назад +1714

    when he said “por que” I swear to god my heart skipped a beat

  • @WolfyGayBoy
    @WolfyGayBoy 3 года назад +2315

    “They’re actually rather reasonable priced around 40 or 50 dollars”
    Me who thinks a shirt more than like 10 dollars is expensive: 👁👄👁

    • @ruthieharrison2609
      @ruthieharrison2609 3 года назад +77

      Same lol let’s go to a thrift store

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 3 года назад +11

      Buying cheap clothes sends more money and jobs to China, and they don't last as long

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 3 года назад +4

      @@ruthieharrison2609 no

    • @WolfyGayBoy
      @WolfyGayBoy 3 года назад +83

      @@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Buying clothes second hand reduces waste. And doesn’t send jobs to China.

    • @victoriasmith136
      @victoriasmith136 3 года назад +2

      FR

  • @madeline6821
    @madeline6821 2 года назад

    Some of these were actually funny 🤣

  • @unravel523
    @unravel523 Год назад

    Hahaha it´s so sweet you pretend to "not get the joke", we Always wait for You to get it🤣🤣🤣

  • @Swordfisherr
    @Swordfisherr 4 года назад +1358

    Doctor: **gives baby vaccination**
    Baby: How _dare you_

    • @suicideispainless8107
      @suicideispainless8107 4 года назад +23

      Babies are anti vaxxers, change my mind.

    • @brookemcleod4271
      @brookemcleod4271 4 года назад +12

      @@suicideispainless8107 sorry not qualified for that kind of surgery

    • @oxygenroland9762
      @oxygenroland9762 4 года назад +4

      _Hi_ -Hi- *Hi*

    • @AA-ge6vo
      @AA-ge6vo 4 года назад +12

      Read it in greta thunberg’s voice

    • @dasht1917
      @dasht1917 4 года назад +1

      im unvaccinated and almost adult (but im not anti-vax)

  • @beetom3636
    @beetom3636 4 года назад +1315

    "sitting for 13-14 hours is very unhealthy"
    *laughs in public school system and back problems at 15*

  • @Jackalopea
    @Jackalopea Год назад

    10:15 The plant be like "what did i do wrong, Dr.Mike? Im just sitting here???"

  • @thatoneperson8924
    @thatoneperson8924 Год назад +1

    5:48 “they save lives baby boo”