Doctor Reacts to Silly Medical Memes #6

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025

Комментарии • 24 тыс.

  • @DoctorMike
    @DoctorMike  3 года назад +2070

    Check out My TikTok Reaction Video: ruclips.net/video/5DPDyRos5HI/видео.html

    • @myth0295
      @myth0295 3 года назад +8

      yes.

    • @myth0295
      @myth0295 3 года назад +9

      Doctor mike your channel is the best.

    • @emtyn771
      @emtyn771 3 года назад +4

      wutuat? 2nd like i guess

    • @myth0295
      @myth0295 3 года назад +4

      @@emtyn771 haha im first

    • @spencerplays7235
      @spencerplays7235 3 года назад +8

      Dr mikes just looking for the binging rewatchers to see whose loyal

  • @christinak1053
    @christinak1053 5 лет назад +5470

    ”I almost tasted e-coli” has to be the best, most pitifully delivered line in this video and I'm crying laughing. All the best!

    • @alxcuisine9575
      @alxcuisine9575 5 лет назад +72

      ”I almost tasted e-coli” - No, you almost tasted A Colon 🤣

    • @hollyleaf3941
      @hollyleaf3941 5 лет назад +3

      Wait what? 2.1k likes and only 1 comment?
      Oh now its 2 comments

    • @ryantomsementela8843
      @ryantomsementela8843 4 года назад +6

      If you do know what it tastes like... WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE?

    • @blacklight6090
      @blacklight6090 4 года назад +1

      How are there only 4 comments

    • @marceelino
      @marceelino 4 года назад

      Kind of weird that they do not desinfiziert it

  • @michelavillani784
    @michelavillani784 5 лет назад +19551

    Doctor mike: has a medical degree
    Also doctor mike: hits self in the head with stethoscope when bored

    • @Anxiousbookdragon
      @Anxiousbookdragon 5 лет назад +629

      Makes you wonder what a rocket scientist does when they're bored. 😂

    • @tereherbandez8068
      @tereherbandez8068 5 лет назад +267

      *slams head on desk*

    • @britters220
      @britters220 5 лет назад +88

      Also Doctor Mike: poverty is a choice and an illusion.

    • @SurrogateMerville
      @SurrogateMerville 5 лет назад +57

      Some knowledge is "unseeable", direct trauma to the head might help though.

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 5 лет назад +7

      @@SurrogateMerville lmao bruh

  • @evilpunko-d2f
    @evilpunko-d2f 5 лет назад +5584

    E. Coli: hippity hoppity this man is now my proper-
    Nurse: **slap**

    • @mitaskeledzija6269
      @mitaskeledzija6269 5 лет назад +21

      Actually thermometer was in Thanos butt and Antman would of got inside his mouth now xd

    • @beelee88
      @beelee88 5 лет назад +34

      @Karan why would he want to file charges against someone who helped him

    • @sajidhasanzada6928
      @sajidhasanzada6928 5 лет назад +2

      Sweet Ui
      You watch too much ownage pranks lol

    • @bigboi3316
      @bigboi3316 5 лет назад +1

      @Karan I'm your 1000th like :)

    • @liquidrock2u
      @liquidrock2u 5 лет назад +7

      Nurse: NOT TODAY! NOT ON MY WATCH!

  • @pumpkinsspicecowboy
    @pumpkinsspicecowboy 2 года назад +1272

    3 years later, in my own nursing classes, and I finally understand the "Shy Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle" mnemonic, the carpals of the hand.
    Scaphoid
    Lunate
    Triquetrum
    Pisiform
    Trapezium
    Trapezoid
    Capitate
    Hamate
    Helped me pass my final exam, so thanks, Dr. Mike!

    • @maheshspoojary6100
      @maheshspoojary6100 2 года назад +47

      "She Looks Too Pretty Try To Catch Her"

    • @aditimandal1638
      @aditimandal1638 2 года назад

      She looks too pretty try to catch her 😂 worked for me

    • @sarahs.9678
      @sarahs.9678 2 года назад +11

      What does this mean?

    • @DaMovieKid10
      @DaMovieKid10 Год назад +17

      HELP ME UNDERSTAND I DONT SPEAK DOCTOR!

    • @gulcinkabay1887
      @gulcinkabay1887 Год назад +14

      ​@Federal Bureau of Investigation These are the names of bones in your wrist

  • @gabrielle3217
    @gabrielle3217 4 года назад +1631

    "shy lovers try positions that they can't handle" is for the bones in the wrist! Stands for scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate!

    • @Kid_Cat64
      @Kid_Cat64 4 года назад +64

      People after 7 hours of math class would not get that

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 4 года назад +59

      I learned them as "Sally Left The Party To Take Cathy Home."

    • @yeetmaster-xc4xd
      @yeetmaster-xc4xd 4 года назад +12

      69 likes

    • @MsHARRYPOTTER19
      @MsHARRYPOTTER19 4 года назад +21

      Can also be 'She looks too pretty,try to catch her'

    • @Flauritas
      @Flauritas 4 года назад +11

      Unsung hero.. thank you

  • @inkryption3386
    @inkryption3386 5 лет назад +13187

    "Get sun block".
    Aha, you fool. You assume I ever leave this cave.

    • @daales.
      @daales. 5 лет назад +446

      so you’re the dermatologist

    • @weschery808
      @weschery808 5 лет назад +33

      You too

    • @beatrizkim1754
      @beatrizkim1754 5 лет назад +60

      You have to use even at home, because of the light of the cellphones and computers.

    • @ladymistik2930
      @ladymistik2930 5 лет назад +6

      InKryption 😭🤣🤣🤣good one!

    • @tessadoucet4460
      @tessadoucet4460 5 лет назад +43

      Ikr! What does the sun feel like again?

  • @Adi-fw5xz
    @Adi-fw5xz 5 лет назад +6815

    Power companies : *Sends electricity bill*
    Mitochondria : you guys are getting paid??

  • @lucyminner3246
    @lucyminner3246 2 года назад +122

    3:52 A mnemonic for the carpal bones in the hand! Learned that in anatomy this past semester haha, but the one I learned used “some” for scaphoid instead of “shy”. “Straight line to pinky, here comes the thumb” is also good but less fun lol

    • @xmynamesluciex8348
      @xmynamesluciex8348 Год назад +2

      Absolute genius, thank you!

    • @cynhazel2853
      @cynhazel2853 Год назад +1

      Was about to say this lol

    • @siddharthverma8975
      @siddharthverma8975 11 месяцев назад +1

      She looks too pretty
      Try to catch her

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 4 месяца назад

      3:52 A mnemonic for the carpal bones in the hand! Learned that in anatomy this past semester haha, but that one I learned used "some" for scaphoid instead of "shy". "Straight line to pinky, here comes the thumb" is also good but less fun lol

  • @HeavyMetalKittenx
    @HeavyMetalKittenx 5 лет назад +15944

    I love that Dr Mike laughs at his own jokes 😂

  • @NOONE-cd4gu
    @NOONE-cd4gu 5 лет назад +52910

    *An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute forget the damn fruit*

  • @cherrynanrgaming7831
    @cherrynanrgaming7831 4 года назад +6479

    So basically being a med student is like holding the flashlight for your dad

    • @gul7675
      @gul7675 4 года назад +193

      Oh my god, this is the perfect explanation 😂😂😂

    • @rizalalbar
      @rizalalbar 4 года назад +22

      Most of student that the works takes on field rather than in the office

    • @mizeria777
      @mizeria777 4 года назад +88

      Exactly 😆 i work in OR and nurses are the Moms, we’ll be like “ don’t touch that!” Dont do this that!

    • @giuliafurlan9727
      @giuliafurlan9727 4 года назад +3

      i was the 400th like🥺🥺

    • @Fallphoenix18
      @Fallphoenix18 4 года назад +1

      Yep. I can confirm

  • @Brianld50
    @Brianld50 2 года назад +206

    I have been watching this guy for a week straight. I have no clue why I like it so much. I'm not a fan of doctors but I think this guy is awesome.

    • @nesrbrn9638
      @nesrbrn9638 Год назад +6

      Not fan of doctors ? 😅 their job is literally meant to save your life !

    • @TheFattestLInHistory
      @TheFattestLInHistory Год назад +15

      @@nesrbrn9638 eh, if you have a bad experience with a doctor, it is hard to trust them after the fact. It is easy to trust an institution you have never had personal issues with. I trust mine, but I understand the dilemma for others

  • @puddingplate
    @puddingplate 5 лет назад +42831

    Doctor mike: "buy SPF 75 you can afford it , you have an iphone"
    Me: cries in android

  • @Noodles4Anime
    @Noodles4Anime 4 года назад +2809

    "You got an iPhone"
    Nope.
    "You're thinking of getting RUclips Premium."
    Nope.
    "You got HBO and watch Game of Thrones."
    Nope. Nope.
    Doc, I'm poor.

  • @JB-du4ll
    @JB-du4ll 4 года назад +3354

    “Shy Lovers Try Positions That They Can’t Handle” is a mnemonic device to remember the carpal bones (Scaphoid, Lunate, Triquetrum, Pisiform, Trapezium, Trapezoid, Capitate, Hamate).

    • @sai-bi2rh
      @sai-bi2rh 4 года назад +84

      there's bone called... Trapezium?

    • @lillyzeng3862
      @lillyzeng3862 4 года назад +9

      Sai Pallavi Lingambhotla yea

    • @JB-du4ll
      @JB-du4ll 4 года назад +3

      Sai Pallavi Lingambhotla yeah

    • @goodboi42
      @goodboi42 4 года назад +78

      Reason #469 why I'm going for engineering.

    • @jocelynsanroman4962
      @jocelynsanroman4962 4 года назад +2

      It’s

  • @Frog_Beanie
    @Frog_Beanie Год назад +50

    “Can we get some more suction over here”
    “That’s the spot, right there!”

  • @ronaldogente5916
    @ronaldogente5916 4 года назад +2774

    "Hey, bro, can we go outside for a moment?"
    " N O "
    "Why?"
    " the sun is a deadly laser "

  • @Avery-zp5ni
    @Avery-zp5ni 5 лет назад +3210

    Dr Mike: “ is that a salamander “
    Salamander “ I’m a crested gecko “

    • @dontcallmenymphadora5572
      @dontcallmenymphadora5572 5 лет назад +5

      Southern Herpkeeper and fishing
      Newt Scamander: That’s nothing like Tina...

    • @sadiehoward8116
      @sadiehoward8116 5 лет назад

      Thank tou lol i still like the doc

    • @epicblue00
      @epicblue00 5 лет назад

      You can save up to 15% on car insurence

    • @annabergman1166
      @annabergman1166 5 лет назад

      Yeah salamanders aren't even lizards, if it had a frogbutt I might forgive him for thinking it was a weird frog lol

  • @Name-lr8dz
    @Name-lr8dz 4 года назад +1398

    "I know you're thinking about getting a youtube premium"
    Me: *always skips the premium ad*

    • @marycarroll2459
      @marycarroll2459 4 года назад +8

      0:46 “ I almost tasted E. coli “, you also would have tasted their previous meal

    • @cheflemon556
      @cheflemon556 4 года назад +3

      He really just laughed so hard at his own jokes lmfao relatable

    • @HC-20013
      @HC-20013 4 года назад +3

      We broke bruh

    • @Name-lr8dz
      @Name-lr8dz 4 года назад +1

      @@HC-20013 asf

    • @youraverageshinyhunter8505
      @youraverageshinyhunter8505 4 года назад

      You Get To Skip Them?

  • @katherinewatts-
    @katherinewatts- Год назад +25

    As someone who has spent hours and hours in an MRI machine- Dr Mike, that was an incredible impression. Now keep it up for 2-3 hours!

  • @emiueue
    @emiueue 5 лет назад +1652

    Dr. Mike: *Hysterical Laughing*
    Me: *C O N F U S E D A F*

    • @chevellaconrad8836
      @chevellaconrad8836 5 лет назад +1

      3MI lmaooooo

    • @maikmeier5032
      @maikmeier5032 5 лет назад

      @@aa-jm7js Or herbs. Definitely no more herbs. Munchies are bad...

    • @cola_real
      @cola_real 5 лет назад +1

      @aa we all know its not caffine. He just got finished getting his monatization back from evil overlord susan

    • @l1lac_lun4r86
      @l1lac_lun4r86 5 лет назад +1

      3MI I relate to u I do not understand anything Dr.Mike is saying

  • @elizabethbekker3001
    @elizabethbekker3001 4 года назад +5068

    I’ve had 5 MRIs and can confirm the noises were accurate.
    (Update: I’ve had six)
    (Update…I’ve had 33 and have one scheduled for Wednesday)

    • @shinoharu9512
      @shinoharu9512 4 года назад +126

      I know right ive had 4 MRIS and i just think about a beat from a rave or something

    • @elizabethbekker3001
      @elizabethbekker3001 4 года назад +75

      SAMANTHA PHILLIPS Right? I’m a musician so I try to find a beat and play a song in my head to it. 😂

    • @shinoharu9512
      @shinoharu9512 4 года назад +40

      I dont like tight spaces but if i know that test has to be done so moving my eyes to the beat of the machine calms me down (rather not tell the nurse i hate small spaces because i hate worrying them)

    • @sydk.1439
      @sydk.1439 4 года назад +10

      Lol same

    • @skythedragon7897
      @skythedragon7897 4 года назад +10

      Yea. I've had 2

  • @reactionsasha6651
    @reactionsasha6651 5 лет назад +2670

    Dr Mike: I know you have the money
    My Wallet: Am I a joke to you?

    • @siali8683
      @siali8683 5 лет назад +51

      Mike: "You have an iPhone"
      (me, holding my four year old phone that has a broken screen): wait-

    • @KunalKumar-iu5pz
      @KunalKumar-iu5pz 5 лет назад +3

      I don't have a wallet

    • @KunalKumar-iu5pz
      @KunalKumar-iu5pz 5 лет назад +3

      Seriously I don't need a wallet

    • @MsWill813
      @MsWill813 4 года назад +4

      Yes, we are not all doctors.

    • @doggo3470
      @doggo3470 4 года назад +2

      Right and I have an Android

  • @leonamohacsi-rv4xr
    @leonamohacsi-rv4xr Год назад +29

    I love how you explained MRI but somehow I still managed to fall asleep in the machine 😅😂

    • @sherylbegby
      @sherylbegby Год назад

      I meditate. Most often I hear the sounds of the machine through ear plugs and it pulses like a Berlin nightclub. But I have fallen asleep once. I've never seen the inside of one because my eyes are closed the second my head is in place. I figured I'd get claustrophobia.

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 Месяц назад

      It gets annoying because the techs keep waking me up to ask “How are you doing in there?”

  • @auto_baughn2334
    @auto_baughn2334 4 года назад +1560

    “Shy Lovers Try Positions They Can’t Handle” are the bones in the wrist, “Scaphoid, Lunate, Triangular (Triquetrum/Triquetral), Pisiform, Trapezium, Trapezoid, Capitate, Hamate”

    • @teresamoses8402
      @teresamoses8402 4 года назад +38

      I was trying to figure it out lol

    • @diptimishra7076
      @diptimishra7076 4 года назад +13

      Are you a doctor

    • @teresamoses8402
      @teresamoses8402 4 года назад +37

      @@diptimishra7076 any medical personnel who took Anatomy and Physiology should know the bone structure of the body. You don't need to he a doctor for that

    • @mouseboi312
      @mouseboi312 4 года назад +2

      Whaaaaat

    • @kabutoyakushi67
      @kabutoyakushi67 4 года назад +23

      She Looks Too Pretty , Try To Catch Her...

  • @SN-db8mv
    @SN-db8mv 5 лет назад +891

    5:43 "But then why don't they just take a supplement?"
    We are the supplement, Mike.

    • @JaneDoe-tt2vf
      @JaneDoe-tt2vf 5 лет назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣 so funny

    • @sarkisylynkedi
      @sarkisylynkedi 5 лет назад +19

      Me, shouting at vampires, slapping my neck: COME GET Y’ALLS JUICE

    • @annmariegrant4037
      @annmariegrant4037 5 лет назад +7

      @@sarkisylynkedi I'M SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rubymay9740
      @rubymay9740 5 лет назад

      Blood tasts soooo good though.

    • @Punnikin1969
      @Punnikin1969 5 лет назад +1

      If someone just randomly gives you Flintstones vitamins, they're either your mom or a vampire.

  • @joshm3484
    @joshm3484 3 года назад +6525

    "The dating struggle is real."
    Says the young, handsome, funny, famous doctor.

    • @glowinthedark411
      @glowinthedark411 3 года назад +26

      @@rebekaprabashi6559 Ouch lol

    • @Smaugette
      @Smaugette 3 года назад +68

      @@rebekaprabashi6559 he's not old either.

    • @ldr420
      @ldr420 3 года назад +5

      @@Smaugette yeah exactlu

    • @SignalCorps1
      @SignalCorps1 3 года назад +8

      Great observation

    • @SignalCorps1
      @SignalCorps1 3 года назад +63

      @@rebekaprabashi6559 You become a Dr before you reach the age of 30 and get back to us about how young he isn’t

  • @stephiegee5416
    @stephiegee5416 2 года назад +25

    Watching Dr. Mike crack up at his own jokes makes me so happy 😂😂😂

  • @islandgyelMsgisem
    @islandgyelMsgisem 4 года назад +3380

    “The dating struggle is real” - Says the very good looking Dr. living in NY with a very successful you tube channel.
    Me: trying to not sound bitter

    • @matth9156
      @matth9156 4 года назад +28

      #same

    • @LinkDing
      @LinkDing 4 года назад +103

      Being a successful doctor won't help him find love, it'll help him find someone that's interested in the results of his career

    • @kirana8459
      @kirana8459 4 года назад +14

      He gotta try to date me.....maybe

    • @sarahmccoy4792
      @sarahmccoy4792 4 года назад +18

      Ding-Ding bruh he’s 1: very attractive 2: funny and 3: he’s really helpful in that he puts information out there that most people want. Like I fr don’t care that much about him being a doctor he’s just a really cool dude

    • @crowl_Alluion
      @crowl_Alluion 4 года назад +8

      @@LinkDing being a successful doctor might be attractive to a person because their saving peoples lives

  • @zvcyii
    @zvcyii 5 лет назад +2827

    Doctor Mikes: laughs
    me: don't understand but also laughs

    • @majorm8664
      @majorm8664 5 лет назад +10

      1000 subs by commenting challenge?
      hey i subbed because i want you to get 1000 subs and also because i’m in a good mood 🤷‍♀️☀️

    • @maoutan945
      @maoutan945 5 лет назад +2

      I subbed to u

    • @itsmemishi0510
      @itsmemishi0510 5 лет назад +10

      The only reason I usually understand is because of the 15 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy I’ve watched💀💀😂

    • @johnanna6047
      @johnanna6047 5 лет назад +6

      i died laughing in the last one

    • @anhex.5747
      @anhex.5747 5 лет назад

      1000 subs by commenting challenge? Subbed.

  • @timelordrohan9425
    @timelordrohan9425 5 лет назад +1765

    You: cover up don’t just use sunblock!
    Me, an intellectual: don’t go outside

    • @polarfox1728
      @polarfox1728 5 лет назад +16

      Sum_Random_Boi 42
      And a plus, there are no people inside! Except youuuuuuuuuu

    • @timelordrohan9425
      @timelordrohan9425 5 лет назад +4

      @Polar Fox hell yeah!

    • @navneetkaushik2482
      @navneetkaushik2482 5 лет назад +14

      Ya i live life like a Vampire

    • @facutheo
      @facutheo 5 лет назад +19

      Me an intellectualer: *becomes a vampire*

    • @timelordrohan9425
      @timelordrohan9425 5 лет назад +8

      @facutheo me, a more smarter person: remove skin and become skeleton

  • @Turtle-ml1mw
    @Turtle-ml1mw 2 года назад +7

    I fell off my chair laughing at the mri joke. Not only because it is funny but because it is so true 😂

  • @saikoundinya8960
    @saikoundinya8960 5 лет назад +2010

    Shy - scaphoid
    Lovers - lunate
    Try - triquitral
    Positions - pisiform
    That - trapezium
    They - trapezoid
    Can't - capitate
    Handle - hamate
    Carpal bones of wrist 😊

    • @Siansonea
      @Siansonea 5 лет назад +125

      Well that's...underwhelming. Thanks though, I was curious.

    • @dancingdiva90950
      @dancingdiva90950 5 лет назад +149

      Legit came to the comments just for this, thanks!

    • @demo7484
      @demo7484 5 лет назад +20

      Trapezoid a shape right I know I’m dumb

    • @AvatarRedbull
      @AvatarRedbull 5 лет назад +71

      hotel - trivago

    • @erinwashere3757
      @erinwashere3757 5 лет назад +21

      I just finished my anatomy class for my paramedics degree and that ran a bell but remembering the carpals is something I will struggle with for a while 😭

  • @cowboykelly
    @cowboykelly 5 лет назад +3753

    Ways to prevent unwanted pregnancies ~
    Condoms - 8/10
    Birth Control - 9/10
    Sonblock - 100/10

    • @KNatsheh
      @KNatsheh 5 лет назад +24

      Emily Jessop SONblock omggg i died 😂😂

    • @skolarii
      @skolarii 5 лет назад +24

      Be me - 140000/10

    • @conornessa
      @conornessa 5 лет назад +30

      But wait
      There's still chance of a daughter
      Daughterblock? Childscreen?

    • @reign9232
      @reign9232 5 лет назад +4

      wait what about daughters

    • @aoifem4296
      @aoifem4296 5 лет назад

      That took me a second

  • @LivDoingStuff
    @LivDoingStuff 4 года назад +5027

    An Avengers summery? That's gonna be a 7 hour essay with footnotes and diagrams.

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 4 года назад +115

      a bunch of people with super powers fights an alien with superpowers to save the universe

    • @HOPIIGK
      @HOPIIGK 4 года назад +34

      Somethingelseyt has a great marvel summary check it out

    • @reginarobinson1364
      @reginarobinson1364 4 года назад +13

      Don’t forget the power points

    • @person2311
      @person2311 4 года назад +4

      A sort summery like one paragraph

    • @emmataylor5602
      @emmataylor5602 4 года назад +12

      stg u could spend 7 hours on just one of the movies tbh

  • @xypdailyvlogandstuff4712
    @xypdailyvlogandstuff4712 11 дней назад +1

    lmao Dr Mike getting everything wrong about me
    "you have an iphone" nope im android
    "you're thinking about getting youtube premium" nope never did
    "you got HBO" nope i don't
    "you watch game of thrones" haven't yet

  • @mati-asstorres9692
    @mati-asstorres9692 5 лет назад +2039

    "You have an iPhone, you watching RUclips"
    Me:(holding Android with confusion)

  • @stormageddon101
    @stormageddon101 5 лет назад +2724

    It’s the bones of the wrist :)
    3:54
    Shy - scaphoid
    Lovers - lunate
    Try - triquetrum*
    Positions - psiform
    That - trapezium
    They - trapezoid
    Can’t - capitate
    Handle - hamate

    • @erin8268
      @erin8268 5 лет назад +126

      Stormageddon101 thanks for that I had no idea what that meant

    • @bobblybeth0110
      @bobblybeth0110 5 лет назад +17

      Thanks for that and love you profile pic

    • @stormageddon101
      @stormageddon101 5 лет назад +6

      Meme master
      Thank you :)

    • @yamizake5527
      @yamizake5527 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah boss, this men right here ☝

    • @rasmusolesen2603
      @rasmusolesen2603 5 лет назад +8

      Funny in Danish we have one too for The same its just alittle more naughty
      Skaldede Ludere Trækker På Halmtorvet Cirka Tretten Tredive

  • @George14782
    @George14782 4 года назад +1868

    “Some lovers try positions that they can’t handle” is a mnemonic used to name the bones of the carpals.

    • @janaesarahe2864
      @janaesarahe2864 4 года назад +100

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @George14782
      @George14782 4 года назад +191

      @Alice Who scaphoid, lunate, triangular, pisiform are the upper/proximal layer of bones and trapezium, trapezoid, capitate and hamate are the bottom/distal layer of bones.

    • @aniacos5105
      @aniacos5105 4 года назад +13

      Thnx a lot .. I didn't know it

    • @kylewheeler9100
      @kylewheeler9100 4 года назад +7

      @@George14782 Triquetrum not triangular

    • @George14782
      @George14782 4 года назад +13

      @@kylewheeler9100 you’re correct. Early anatomist did call it triquetrum but modern anatomist began using the name triangular. I learned that as well lol.

  • @belindadewaal3042
    @belindadewaal3042 2 года назад +14

    I absolutely love laughing, and I'm so happy I found your RUclips channel I absolutely love your bubbly fun outgoing personality and you do Crack me up alot. Dr. Mike you have a new fan

  • @kmarlyd6169
    @kmarlyd6169 5 лет назад +2146

    “ Made a playlist of my 3 funniest videos”
    Playlist has 5 videos
    Basic Math: Am I a joke to you?

    • @tessadoucet4460
      @tessadoucet4460 5 лет назад +14

      😂 😂 😂 yes i noticed this lol

    • @labrattao
      @labrattao 5 лет назад +46

      Dr.Mike "Damnit Kemy, I'm a doctor not a mathematician!"

    • @jihyunlee7583
      @jihyunlee7583 5 лет назад +1

      lungwang Dr. Drake, is that you?? (Or which ever was the name of Joey’s soap opera roll)

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono 5 лет назад

      Is that a Monty Python reference?

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 лет назад +1

      He's a doctor, he's supposed to make people feel safe and to misdiagnose them... I mean diagnose them... slip of the tongue...

  • @Lockheedfanboy
    @Lockheedfanboy 3 года назад +1819

    Man: "doctor,I think I have cancer"
    Doctor: "and I'm a Leo"

    • @MxPotato84
      @MxPotato84 3 года назад +20

      Sagittarius hates cancer!!
      Thats why my cancer test is negative and i blocked crazy former friends and family that are cancers!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @creamdishes591
      @creamdishes591 3 года назад +2

      @@MxPotato84 😂😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐😐

    • @mr_chicken_cow6779
      @mr_chicken_cow6779 3 года назад +1

      Why is this not the top comment

    • @artist_des3ns1ty
      @artist_des3ns1ty 3 года назад +1

      Hello Leo, i am Leo too 😀

  • @caitlyn1182
    @caitlyn1182 5 лет назад +4236

    Dr Mike: “there’s blood ,there’s pain , there’s tears”
    Me: pretty sure you just described a girls period in 6 words.

    • @ManamaEd
      @ManamaEd 5 лет назад +37

      I think there are actually 9 words in that phrase

    • @christophersolares7998
      @christophersolares7998 5 лет назад +30

      @@ManamaEd if you count the contractions then yes, otherwise there's only 6

    • @stevenbotwin
      @stevenbotwin 5 лет назад +2

      Anssi_Ilari I have fucking reported you.

    • @20Fix
      @20Fix 5 лет назад +3

      oh are you sure it isn't the man period?

    • @stevenbotwin
      @stevenbotwin 5 лет назад +11

      Caitlyn well, not really. There could be some health issues, if you are in pain and tears on your periods. Cuz periods, like, natural.

  • @TimeSurfer206
    @TimeSurfer206 Месяц назад +1

    "Five. Years. Layturr..."
    This video pops up in my feed, and it's the reason I subscribed to Dr. Mike in the first place.

  • @knutcasegaming
    @knutcasegaming 2 года назад +834

    2:32 turns out that the dermatologist is actually outside of the picture, in the house, all curtains closed, and has SPF 100 on

    • @kri_g09g84
      @kri_g09g84 2 года назад +10

      LMAOOOO

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 2 года назад +17

      No, he's the one on the left with no protection of any kind and tattoos. Doctors don't follow their own advice.

    • @faolankoopmans5672
      @faolankoopmans5672 2 года назад +2

      @@kri_g09g84 Google asked if I wanted to translate lmao-

    • @gogetassjgd17
      @gogetassjgd17 2 года назад

      @@faolankoopmans5672 same

    • @vickyy7201
      @vickyy7201 2 года назад

      @@faolankoopmans5672 same

  • @banglamanman8265
    @banglamanman8265 5 лет назад +2720

    doctor mike: you're thinking of getting youtube premium
    everyone: *NO*

    • @Leispada
      @Leispada 5 лет назад +31

      ofcourse. already have it

    • @curtisniebergall4767
      @curtisniebergall4767 4 года назад +4

      Well...

    • @savagesalvage9449
      @savagesalvage9449 4 года назад +25

      @@Leispada
      You almost knocked me out with that flex.

    • @Leispada
      @Leispada 4 года назад +3

      @@savagesalvage9449 :D need to watch where I swing that e:peen!

    • @KazimJafar
      @KazimJafar 4 года назад +1

      It’s really cheap in India. Almost $3

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +1228

    life is better when youre laughing?
    me- laughs in crippling depression

  • @DirkaDirka-n9j
    @DirkaDirka-n9j Месяц назад

    Dude. You crack me up and educate me. Laughter is the best medicine of all (and positive attitude). Thank you. 🙏🏻

  • @quantasea8509
    @quantasea8509 5 лет назад +3804

    *"I almost tasted E. coli"*

  • @emuhlee143
    @emuhlee143 5 лет назад +912

    “Great, now you’re not even sterile.”
    *thats my senior quote right there.*

    • @VanquishR
      @VanquishR 5 лет назад +7

      Sterile is the only word I cannot use to describe 80% of the girls in my high school.

  • @gsonia16
    @gsonia16 5 лет назад +4215

    "You have an iPhone. You're watching RUclips...."
    Me : "Crying in Android"

    • @tipuning2953
      @tipuning2953 5 лет назад +101

      And neighbor's wifi..

    • @abadishaikh
      @abadishaikh 5 лет назад +45

      Also Not watching got

    • @loser8057
      @loser8057 5 лет назад +26

      All of the Above 😂

    • @loser8057
      @loser8057 5 лет назад +5

      @Kewl ADEL not yet but I feel ya

    • @CarleeRae13
      @CarleeRae13 5 лет назад +26

      Laughs in android

  • @mariamorn
    @mariamorn Год назад +3

    "Last time I was someone's type I was donating blood."
    Me, O+ and a universal donor: *laughs nervously*

  • @emilyhudson1826
    @emilyhudson1826 5 лет назад +1501

    Dr. Mike: I know you got the money, you've got an iPhone
    Me, with my Android that I didn't buy: Sure 😅

  • @conorbelton3579
    @conorbelton3579 5 лет назад +380

    Mike: "Is that a salamander?"
    Reptile Nerds: "Stfu it's a frickin GECKO!"

  • @rainyday6512
    @rainyday6512 5 лет назад +2042

    Boss: “Why should we hire you as a reverse psychologist?”
    Guy: “you shouldn’t”
    Me: *hire him*

    • @mitch9224
      @mitch9224 5 лет назад +22

      Correction, *don't hire him*

    • @萬圓
      @萬圓 5 лет назад +17

      GD mitch he said shouldn’t because he is a REVERSE psychologist

    • @mitch9224
      @mitch9224 5 лет назад +5

      YEE *exactly*

    • @gerardo49078
      @gerardo49078 4 года назад +3

      @@萬圓 GD mitch said that so that it can be reverse reverse psychology

    • @user-yz4mf5xt1f
      @user-yz4mf5xt1f 4 года назад +2

      But the sad thing was that you were using reverse psychology

  • @sonjarygg2331
    @sonjarygg2331 10 месяцев назад +2

    Good thing your nurse doesn't hate you...can you imagine her watching you take your temperature in silence to only learn later it was a rectal thermometer? 😂

  • @cazo974
    @cazo974 5 лет назад +1388

    It went from memes to relationship advice

    • @seanmurphy9913
      @seanmurphy9913 5 лет назад +9

      Advice from a good looking doctor lol

    • @nathanycamara3888
      @nathanycamara3888 5 лет назад +2

      And I still don't know how o ended up here.

    • @phantoblade
      @phantoblade 5 лет назад +2

      @@seanmurphy9913 you forgot the #nohomo

    • @seanmurphy9913
      @seanmurphy9913 5 лет назад +2

      Zed Martinez its implied lol

    • @316bkeb
      @316bkeb 5 лет назад +2

      I'd let him kiss me

  • @breannaacosta8764
    @breannaacosta8764 5 лет назад +1030

    “Great, now your not even sterile”
    -Doctor Mike 2019

  • @jommama1821
    @jommama1821 5 лет назад +412

    When he said “ I almost tasted ecoli” I died 😂😂😂

  • @lupindraco422
    @lupindraco422 10 месяцев назад +1

    Anyone else watch these to sleep to? His voice is more effective than the ASMRs are.

  • @hornetcamaro
    @hornetcamaro 5 лет назад +1124

    Doctor Mike: “I made a playlist of my three top videos”
    RUclips: *playlist shows 6 videos

  • @edwardofancypants_6998
    @edwardofancypants_6998 4 года назад +988

    Doctor Mike: has a medical degree
    Takes a rectal thermometer without knowing what it is and almost puts it in his mouth

    • @josiecable7528
      @josiecable7528 4 года назад +19

      This made me laugh harder than I should have

    • @canisretro
      @canisretro 4 года назад +44

      This is why you want the nurse to be the one taking vitals. They'll do a better job I promise.

    • @holger_p
      @holger_p 4 года назад +18

      There is no such thing as a rectal thermometer, it's like you have to sponges, and you use one for your dishes and one for the toilet. You better don't mix it up.
      But it's the same device.

    • @marikaboulay4368
      @marikaboulay4368 4 года назад

      buy two of the exact same thermometer, label one as oral and the other one as rectal. That's the only difference

  • @justarandomgirl8113
    @justarandomgirl8113 4 года назад +1562

    him saying “unagi” just made my day so much better

  • @KatieCollins-bu8np
    @KatieCollins-bu8np Год назад +26

    If Mike has dating struggles everyone has, how can you look like that, have such a personality AND be a doctor and still struggle with dating? ?

    • @DevanteSmith-78
      @DevanteSmith-78 Год назад

      Then he has ADHD

    • @sherylbegby
      @sherylbegby Год назад +2

      @@DevanteSmith-78 He possibly intimidates a fair few candidates. I'd have trouble holding up my end of the conversation.

    • @PJO-HOO-TOA-Fan123
      @PJO-HOO-TOA-Fan123 9 месяцев назад

      Plus he is smoking

  • @JebemTiZivot
    @JebemTiZivot 5 лет назад +1318

    *Sees gecko*
    “What is that a salamander?”

    • @devilsoutcast6559
      @devilsoutcast6559 5 лет назад +16

      Jesus Christ
      *Sees Salamander*
      “WhAT iS ThAt a GeCKo?”

    • @rera2512
      @rera2512 5 лет назад

      I read this comment at the right moment 😂🤣

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 лет назад +1

      He's a doctor, not a smart person... there's a huge difference. Might be a side effect of his Vegan month... Vegans are after all retarded. I mean who willingly wants their neurons to die by not eating properly?

    • @Ignasimp
      @Ignasimp 5 лет назад +10

      @@livedandletdie having knowledge and being smart are not the same thing. He can be very smart and very knowledgeable about medicine and not knowing what a Gecko is.

    • @Cruise32gv
      @Cruise32gv 5 лет назад +2

      For those of you who actually wanna know, that's a Crested Gecko (Correlophus ciliatus)...

  • @HopeWren
    @HopeWren 4 года назад +519

    The answer to the "can you spot the dermatologist" meme should have been "No because he's inside hiding from the sun!" 😂

  • @thecreamster123
    @thecreamster123 5 лет назад +598

    Dr mike: "this is a playlist of my three funniest videos this year"
    Playlist: 5 videos long

    • @swastikray2377
      @swastikray2377 5 лет назад +5

      Oh well, I'm 25 and I still know that 2+2=44.

    • @Vladimir_28
      @Vladimir_28 5 лет назад

      @@swastikray2377 yes exactly

    • @momojunior6768
      @momojunior6768 5 лет назад +1

      Omg I was going to comment that

    • @boomksaa3973
      @boomksaa3973 5 лет назад +1

      @@swastikray2377 wow you are terrible with numbers i feel bad for you, 2 + 2 = 22 this is the correct answer...

    • @pepepollochicken8408
      @pepepollochicken8408 5 лет назад

      @Karan r/woooosh

  • @thatoneguy3727
    @thatoneguy3727 Год назад +4

    6:09 I remember when I was younger, my mom was talking about menstruation and made a joke "Everything bad starts with men"

  • @AxureFlame
    @AxureFlame 5 лет назад +2425

    7:07
    “It hurts so much! There’s blood, there’s pain. Tears.”
    Sounds like a period to me.
    **cries quietly under the bed covers**

  • @sourpatchflower
    @sourpatchflower 5 лет назад +527

    That was the straightest “Girl bye you’re dying” I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂😂

  • @LouLou-ex9hv
    @LouLou-ex9hv 5 лет назад +640

    He laughs at his own jokes and honestly... Mood 😂

  • @TheSignificantHarassment2
    @TheSignificantHarassment2 2 года назад

    “Life is better when you’re laughing”
    Me in vrchat: I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION

  • @DistractedxHellion
    @DistractedxHellion 5 лет назад +734

    Shy - Scaphoid
    Lovers - Lunate
    Try - Triquetral
    Positions - Pisiform
    That - Trapezium
    They - Trapezoid
    Can't - Capitate
    Handle - Hamate
    Carpal Bones FTW (Bones in your wrist to base of palm region)
    Phew.

    • @stacy5728
      @stacy5728 5 лет назад +3

      Thank you

    • @hockeysteph
      @hockeysteph 5 лет назад +3

      We learned it as Scared Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle

    • @kolimarie
      @kolimarie 5 лет назад +2

      I learned that thanks to one of the characters on ER.

    • @anakp9620
      @anakp9620 5 лет назад +4

      I literally have an anatomy practical exam tomorrow. This is at the tip of my tongue 😂

    • @athiravr9234
      @athiravr9234 5 лет назад +3

      We learned it as She Looks Too Pretty Try To Catch Her😁

  • @stephitzu
    @stephitzu 5 лет назад +760

    Me: *listening to Mike talking about random medical stuff*
    Mike: Unagi
    Me: Did he just make a Friends reference-

  • @mintshell1076
    @mintshell1076 5 лет назад +845

    Dr Mike: “Well then why don’t vampires just take a supplement?”
    Me: “Well, have you heard of any vampire victims recently?”

    • @danieldierks6135
      @danieldierks6135 5 лет назад +4

      nice one

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 5 лет назад +19

      Anyone forced to watch Twilight was a victim

    • @Lousidity
      @Lousidity 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheCumberCoIlective yeah but those weren't vampires

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 5 лет назад +1

      @@Lousidity but they still had that name

    • @shevahauser1780
      @shevahauser1780 5 лет назад +9

      Fell off my bike when I was 7, I still have the scars on my ankle. It got caught in the gears, definitely looks like vampire bites. Two long scars...

  • @logic6894
    @logic6894 Год назад +3

    As a First year Medicine Technology student, in our anaphy we studied about our bones in our Capals 😆 and yeah I used “Some lovers try positions that they can’t handle” as my abbreviation

  • @lyssarayee
    @lyssarayee 5 лет назад +3656

    Mike "Buy SPF 75, you can afford it"
    Me: No I can't
    Mike: "You have an iPhone"
    Me: Yeah bu-
    Mike: "You're watching RUclips"
    Me: Bu-
    Mike: "You're thinking about buying RUclips Premium"
    Me: Ok, you can stop now.

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 5 лет назад +41

      Spf 75 and RUclips - affordable
      Everything else - can't afford it.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 лет назад +18

      At least the sun is free.... gonna let that sit a bit

    • @mandiewilson9713
      @mandiewilson9713 5 лет назад +6

      Right. While playing with my Android and stethoscope.

    • @RaDiUx44
      @RaDiUx44 5 лет назад +6

      He honestly read me through the filth lol

    • @ZJKimbley
      @ZJKimbley 5 лет назад +2

      I felt so called out lol

  • @caljones
    @caljones 4 года назад +2672

    The straight up glee as he says “hand me the lube” is everything

    • @arielsigalbein3062
      @arielsigalbein3062 4 года назад +2

      What's a glee?

    • @caljones
      @caljones 4 года назад +3

      ariel sigal bein it basically means excited and happy.

    • @arielsigalbein3062
      @arielsigalbein3062 4 года назад +1

      @@caljones oh ok.thanks

    • @ginrodino8542
      @ginrodino8542 2 года назад +3

      There's something very heartwarming about how excited he was during that one. 😂

    • @lucasofalltrades1266
      @lucasofalltrades1266 2 года назад +1

      he could of said, "why is it so cold?"

  • @itsjustsam1420
    @itsjustsam1420 4 года назад +2271

    "Kidney stones hurt, there's blood, there's pain, there's tears
    My guy you just explained, a period

  • @margotrosendorn6371
    @margotrosendorn6371 Год назад +1

    My favorite description of MRI sounds is "There's a midget with a jackhammer in the tube."

  • @goldenhabit4003
    @goldenhabit4003 3 года назад +2097

    Dr Mike laughing at his own jokes gives me life

    • @HUMAN-gm6rb
      @HUMAN-gm6rb 3 года назад +8

      Thats not actually true, imagine your dead and you heard doctor mike laugh at his own joke so your alive again, wow, yay

    • @ninja-catplaysminecraft
      @ninja-catplaysminecraft 3 года назад +1

      Lel

    • @shock_dzn8915
      @shock_dzn8915 3 года назад +6

      @@HUMAN-gm6rb r/woooosh

    • @Tderesse
      @Tderesse 3 года назад +1

      @@shock_dzn8915 Jesus

    • @imsupergay123
      @imsupergay123 3 года назад +2

      This comment has 666 likes

  • @shrekpope7589
    @shrekpope7589 5 лет назад +2619

    Summary of infinity war : Single dad tries to end world hunger with stone collection

  • @63incident
    @63incident 5 лет назад +2870

    PewDiePie: Has the best Meme Reviews
    Doctor Mike: *hold my stethoscope*

    • @anonivan
      @anonivan 5 лет назад +26

      Night Hawk Studios also dr. mike: hits self in face with stethoscope

    • @ShadowBeats1
      @ShadowBeats1 5 лет назад +7

      Survey Brook 😂😂😂

    • @nou257
      @nou257 5 лет назад +20

      Night Hawk Studios pewdiepie is so unentertaining

    • @al.johara
      @al.johara 5 лет назад +2

      No

    • @Boombropablo
      @Boombropablo 5 лет назад +3

      lol

  • @corinnebeauliere8339
    @corinnebeauliere8339 2 года назад

    Thé things say during sex and OR were SOOo fuNy🤣 “you’re not sterile” , “pull harder”!!😂😅 man I’m in tears

  • @haasinimunagala2659
    @haasinimunagala2659 4 года назад +2023

    "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
    Me: being allergic to apples
    Anaphalaxis?

    • @haasinimunagala2659
      @haasinimunagala2659 4 года назад +37

      omg Dr.Mike liked my comment

    • @brookiecookie5706
      @brookiecookie5706 4 года назад +15

      @@haasinimunagala2659 That's great! He replied to me recently!!!!

    • @kayleedill1340
      @kayleedill1340 4 года назад +12

      You know how his pitch gets higher? (5:45) Well I read it like that 😂

    • @Zoe-tr7os
      @Zoe-tr7os 4 года назад +4

      omg same

    • @catsareniced2457
      @catsareniced2457 4 года назад +1

      Apples am i rigth chat

  • @nootnoot330
    @nootnoot330 5 лет назад +1450

    “It hurts so much. There’s blood, there’s pain, tears”.
    *Must be his womenstration*

  • @floof_hair3857
    @floof_hair3857 5 лет назад +322

    "Great, now you're not even sterile"
    Ok lads my funeral is this Friday because I am DYING

    • @matthewzeller5026
      @matthewzeller5026 5 лет назад +2

      Is anyone here a doctor? This man needs help!

    • @lijanamiles7658
      @lijanamiles7658 5 лет назад

      Lol I was scrolling down Le comments when I found this one while he said that XD

  • @irritatedslightly
    @irritatedslightly 7 месяцев назад

    3:20 “iS tHaT a SaLamaNdEr”
    literally it being a crested gecko 😭😭😭

  • @austinslocombe747
    @austinslocombe747 5 лет назад +525

    Dr mike: I know you are thinking on getting yt premium
    Me:No I don't think I will

    • @dianabaczek9416
      @dianabaczek9416 5 лет назад +3

      And I was watching it on Xiaomi lol

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 5 лет назад +4

      Austin Slocombe you’re* of* your: belonging to the one you speak to, you’re: contraction of “you are”

    • @DeerJerky
      @DeerJerky 5 лет назад +8

      @@Cassxowary Thanks, you just taught me a year's worth of English class.. Your very nice :P

    • @reziriadhi9298
      @reziriadhi9298 5 лет назад

      @@DeerJerky your welcome

  • @molly3730
    @molly3730 5 лет назад +3233

    Dr Mike: It hurts so much; there's pain, there's tears
    Me:sounds like a period

    • @Charchar.nguyen
      @Charchar.nguyen 5 лет назад +20

      Molly Rogers LMAO 😂 I just had mine and I know the pain!

    • @norge0209
      @norge0209 5 лет назад +51

      As someone who has extremely painful periods and has had kidney stones, the pain from kidney stones is surprisingly MUCH worse.

    • @cynthiacorona3754
      @cynthiacorona3754 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr I die every time

    • @gamingchick3456
      @gamingchick3456 5 лет назад +2

      I can RELATE

    • @dawnlynnttv
      @dawnlynnttv 5 лет назад +19

      Man I have to say kidney stones are far worst. XD Even the female nurses say it is worst than giving birth. I've passed 2 and the 3rd one was too large and had to have then go in and take it out. Which was not fun. XD

  • @sohelag1220
    @sohelag1220 5 лет назад +1383

    Gosh he's not only cute, but his humour is on point

    • @agentwolf_0724
      @agentwolf_0724 5 лет назад +8

      Sohela g lol so true

    • @jakesheeran6656
      @jakesheeran6656 5 лет назад +25

      Hes also a fucking doctor

    • @josephdennis3503
      @josephdennis3503 5 лет назад +8

      I think y'all know he's a doctor so your laughing a lot harder

    • @sohelag1220
      @sohelag1220 5 лет назад +4

      @@josephdennis3503 why? Does that make laughter a more effective medicine? 🤣

    • @sohelag1220
      @sohelag1220 5 лет назад +4

      @@jakesheeran6656 yes. He's the hottest doctor 🤣

  • @brokenBDA
    @brokenBDA 2 года назад +51

    My dad's dermatologist was so concerned for cancer from sun exposure she became OCD about it. She slopped on so much sun block, wore big hats, long sleeves, and gloves all year (lived in a subtropical climate). She went completely crazy, lost her license, and ended up with skin cancer from the sunblock.

    • @blutengel7712
      @blutengel7712 2 года назад +13

      Well... isn't that ironic

    • @C0rvpt
      @C0rvpt Год назад +3

      😨…

    • @n0nenone
      @n0nenone Год назад +1

      Yummmyyy

    • @theYoutubeHandle
      @theYoutubeHandle Год назад +1

      wtf? Is that true story?😂

    • @brokenBDA
      @brokenBDA Год назад +4

      @@theRUclipsHandle it is! She actually lost her practice after burning a spot off my dad's face that almost disfigured him. And he was one of the lucky ones. She went mad very fast

  • @quack25
    @quack25 5 лет назад +723

    “You have the money. You have an iPhone. You’re watching RUclips.”
    *i feel personally attacked..*

    • @MyNameIsGarcia2
      @MyNameIsGarcia2 4 года назад +3

      @Dio Brando Cries in nokia 3310

    • @kewltodamax
      @kewltodamax 4 года назад +1

      Me too but im already dark and full of terro...i mean vitamin D

    • @mustanger5450
      @mustanger5450 4 года назад

      *_cries in 2016 xiaomi 3S_*

    • @justanawkwardddlcfan
      @justanawkwardddlcfan 4 года назад +1

      Me: **cries in Samsung**

    • @rosamendieta4579
      @rosamendieta4579 4 года назад

      When you are watching this ok the school computer :)

  • @gemmajamms
    @gemmajamms 5 лет назад +1996

    Doctor Mike: "iS thAt a sAlaMandEr"
    Me a reptile/amphibian dork: "ITS A GECKO"

    • @emilyspring4916
      @emilyspring4916 5 лет назад +23

      Ikr I'm a crested gecko breeder and my heart hurt when he said that! I was looking for someone else to say that!!!

    • @ravnaroks6469
      @ravnaroks6469 5 лет назад +20

      I don't even know shit about amphibians but I know damn well that's not a fu king salamander

    • @rzr5831
      @rzr5831 5 лет назад +3

      Me and my dad used to breed leapord geckos

    • @LunasEstrella
      @LunasEstrella 5 лет назад +3

      Gemma Gallardo I Yelled The Exact Same Thing. Lmao. I Have Two Crested Geckos.

    • @gundorstoneskin5900
      @gundorstoneskin5900 5 лет назад +2

      Hello my amphibian/reptile counterparts. I am exactly the same with horses, "spotted Clydesdale" gets me the worst.

  • @Vortex-ln8gj
    @Vortex-ln8gj 5 лет назад +691

    Mike: keeps track of hundreds of diseases and how to treat them
    Also Mike: I can't keep track of 20 Marvel characters

    • @hunterscheib6882
      @hunterscheib6882 5 лет назад +10

      Why waste the harddrive space

    • @johnting1189
      @johnting1189 5 лет назад +1

      Well. Marvel movies aren't needed for doctor profession lol

    • @rachel.the.riveter
      @rachel.the.riveter 5 лет назад +6

      @@johnting1189 Tell that to Dr. Stephen Strange. Geeze. ;-)

  • @katieatkinson2005
    @katieatkinson2005 2 года назад +1

    I love how you included a quote from Friends in this... you literally put an image of Ross saying oonagi in my head lol.. also absolutely love your laugh and sense of humor! 😁

  • @rashmisrivastava1484
    @rashmisrivastava1484 5 лет назад +726

    Mike : Dating Struggle is Real..
    Everyone else : *sure*

    • @darkizuku7591
      @darkizuku7591 5 лет назад +4

      Me: HAHA HA!!! Bold of you to assume I have the least bit interest in dating!!!!

    • @maurfam
      @maurfam 5 лет назад +4

      Rashmi Srivastava i wanna like but you have 420 likes and i dont wanna ruin that so here, have a comment

    • @Chosen_Ash
      @Chosen_Ash 5 лет назад

      J Kuberski yes why waste money

  • @deiluxx074
    @deiluxx074 4 года назад +4984

    Vampires : "the sun is a deadly laser"
    Me : "but the moon just reflect the sunlight.."
    Vampires : dies*

    • @omaigot8687
      @omaigot8687 4 года назад +62

      BAHAHAHAH I cant-

    • @roninkim2409
      @roninkim2409 4 года назад +46

      I love that video

    • @williamlevison9966
      @williamlevison9966 3 года назад +101

      That´s what I´ve been thinking, but maybe it´s just that light straight from the sun is too intense for them.

    • @oofhi9191
      @oofhi9191 3 года назад +4

      I CAN’T-

    • @sunnycuteness4196
      @sunnycuteness4196 3 года назад +14

      Vampires: drinking water from glass is safe right? Come here, I will make you drink straight from the well

  • @GBS4893
    @GBS4893 4 года назад +1198

    Dr Mike: The first date should be short.
    I remember invting that girl i met on internet for a little museum and a coffee. We decided to go for the coffee first, stayed there 5 hours talking, realized it was too late for the museum, got hungry and went for a restaurant, wandered around, sat on a bench and watched the river for 5 more hours.
    It's been a few years, we're getting married soon.