@@rufavulpes If you've seen it, it doesn't take much to imagine the pain it would feel. Plus, we've all bit the inside of our mouths at some point, just imagine that but on the inside of your pelvis.
That “God Bless you, Ladies!” was so sweet and also lol worthy! Yeah man- between Pap smears and squishing our boobs for breast cancer exams- man we go THROUGH it!🤣😩😅
@@TheNightStalkerFr He told people to jab their children, those some of those children now have blood clots and or inflamed organs, and it appears to be chronic! Supporting this punk is wrong and you should wake up!
@BDWriter Funny enough potatoes are very nutrient rich, while tasting better than most other vegetables. While they are comparatively high in calories, they're also very filling.
The cognitive distortion meme reminds me of this terrible joke: "My girlfriend left me because I'm too insecure and anxious... - Never mind, she just came back from the kitchen."
Even if I didn't have Irish genes I'd love potrzebuję Edit: POTATOES, I've been taking polish lessons since I also have ancestors from Poland and my keyboard has been autocorrecting everything to polish
I felt my soul shrivel at the prospect of the speculum doing the unthinkable. Luckily never had that sort of speculum nightmare happen to me but thanks a lot for bringing that thought into my head 😌
Yet.... lol you may have to in the future. I don't know about you...But in our country they tell women to get pap smears if they are over a certain age. Pap smears detect cervical cancers. Which is treatable but kills many women. So it's better to do it. Although ..it can be painful.
it was def not fun for me! It was uncomfortable and painful. (I don't use tampons so I'm not used to stuff up there haha) I didn't want to do it, but I figured why keep waiting and just get it over with? But oof its freaking sensitive down there and I cringe at the thought of the doctor accidently pinching down there D:
I think my favorite one that is a little medical related is: "I accidentally plugged my symptoms into IMDB, and apparently I have Gary Busey." I still laugh over it.
I wonder if they got that from Parks and Rec. Chris Pratt's character searches Amy Pohler's character's flu symptoms and tells her that Google says she may be experiencing network connectivity issues 😂 He improvised it and the creator of the show says how proud and angry he is because it's such a great line and he didn't write it.
as a girl, the thought of the last thing happening with the speculum sounds like the equivalent of sticking a tooth pick under ur toe nail and kicking a wall
With the speculum, I thank my gynecologist EVERY SINGLE TIME I see her, because she's knowledgeable and careful enough to have never pinched me. I hear horror stories all the time and I just feel so goddamn lucky, lol.
Last year I had multiple docs tell me my sudden inability to eat/drink and abdominal pain was cyclic vomiting syndrome (which I had had for over 15 years) despite me saying it definitely wasn't. Took months and lots of tpn and malnutrition for a doc to check my (someone with a history of gallstones) gall bladder. Turns out my gallbladder wasn't functioning. Like was 100% blocked. Seriously appreciate the honesty of just "Hey I don't know, but we will keep trying" instead of writing it off. Thank you for being that type of doc
oh man when i got gallstones i couldn't eat anything but PBJ & lemonade for 2 months. the first thing the dr did was a full blood panel and supposedly my gallbladder was functioning normally, but after running through several other options she finally said "let's get you an ultrasound just to make EXTRA SUPER SURE it's not your gallbladder" and boom there it was. when they took it out it looked like a sack of marbles, that's how full of stones it was. she had no idea how i was getting any function out of it at all.
@@dietotaku first, I am glad they got to the bottom of it. No reason that you should hav4 had to suffer so long. But, Yeah they tend to write things off easily. By the time they did a test for my gallbladder, I had lost 80lbs in less than three months, had been on IV nutrition 5+ times and was loosing clumps of hair. Took them 2 more months for them to do the surgery because (and this is an actual quote from doctors who had been told I was admitted repeatedly over low potassium, magnesium, and the inability to eat or drink) "If it is that, it might fix itself. Plus, I mean, she could be faking it. She did just loose her mom and brother, she might want attention." I heard two docs and my nurse right outside my open door, using my name. All after they did a test to prove it wasn't working. End point: for godsake listen to your patients.
@@CHIrminsul Oh my God. Call the risk manager of the hospital and tell him what happened. I would have gotten on the floor and drug myself to that A hole Dr. and nurses and hit them repeatedly with my IV pole.
a man walked into the doctor's office and said: doc I'm really grateful for your prescription, my wife said I haven't been so energetic in the bed before and the doctor said: thank the pharmacist who deciphered it, I haven't written anything I just tested my pen if it works
Congrats lean as far forward as you can to pee. NO ONE told me that after my first delivery . I went pee like normal and screamed so loud. I hope you and baby are doing well. Take lots of videos and pics. They really do grow up way too fast xD
The last part physically hurt me! The last time I had vaginal exam, my MALE doctor said to me 'now just relax, and imagine I look good' AND when he was done, he did the thing where he pinched me on the inside 😬 Never again, thank you!!
Almond milk, like most plant milks, are created by soaking whole "raw" almonds in water for a few hours. Then the skin is peeled, and then the almonds are blended with water. Afterwards, the almond milk is strained in order to remove the almond curd. What you are left with is almond milk and almond curd (basically wet ground up almond bits, which could probably be used to make almond butter.
@@reasonstoeatcheese9039 You think that's gross? wait till you find out how human milk is made.... They literally do the same process but with humans, grind them up, blend them with water and drain out the human milk....yea I visited a human milk factory one day, it's gross af...
Dr Mike: “That’s not batman-” Me: “Oh, cool, I’m gonna learn something about EKGs and how the heart-” Dr Mike: “t h a t s t h e d e a t h r e a p e r” Me: “…ok”
I was surprised to find out that the speculum has different sizes. All that time I thought I was being "weak" when it actually fell to the doctor to trying a smaller size. .... I hate that there are doctors out there (luckily not Mike) who don't listen to the patient when we say "That hurts." and the doctors go "It's fine, stop being a wimp." Nothing sucks more than the feeling of being violated by the one person you go to for medical treatment. I actually reported one of the medical students for how rough she was during the pap.
I don’t think my family has ever had a doctor that listened to any of them besides 2. My family has horrible luck with doctors and when we do find good ones, they end up moving. :(
@@hoperamirez8184 DOCTOR: Tell me when it hurts. YOU: Ow! It hurts. DOCTOR: Hawt... **Expands it more** Seriously, though; I may sound paranoid for saying it, but when things like that happen (doctors intentionally causing unnecessary pain, teachers disallowing bathroom usage, etc.) I'm always inclined to believe it's some sick kind of latent fetish.
Or your in labor and the doctor tells you "you're acting like a two year old who thinks they know what they want." No it's my body and my baby take your hands off me right now.
Doesn't even have to be salty! When you get a nice bread that smells good with the yeasty smell that's slightly sweet, even just some butter or by itself. Now I'm hungry for bread
Hi Dr Mike! The handwriting on that script to us Pharmacy folk is very suspicious because doctors are notorious for poor handwriting. Anytime we get a well written script, its a definite “call the office and make sure its real” moment
Pharm Tech here! When I see a script with legible handwriting like that, I always pass it around to my coworkers to admire. It doesn’t happen that often. While it’s true that a nicely written script like that is a potential red flag, that script was only for Tylenol and an antibiotic. Not something we usually fuss about too much. Now, the guy who called in a fake promethazine script on the other hand…
@@danielleking262 I'd say potatoes, in general, are high on the boring list, if you don't spice them up the right way. Well-cooked fries: amazing; badly cooked fries: terrible. Bland and soggy mashed potatoes: terrible; with sour cream and chives and real gravy: amazing. Fries do have to be close to the most boring, maybe only a pile of soggy pasta beating them out on the boring-ometer.
It’s so true about doctors finding stuff to blame things on… I went to the hospital because my heart rate was going crazy every time I stood up, and they said I was having an anxiety attack, I told them I do not have anxiety and am fine but they didn’t believe me. Next day they called and apologized and said I had pneumonia, they missed it in the X-ray the day before 🤦🏻♀️
@@Wolverines77 I have had it twice now since then, and it’s the same every time. If I’m sitting or laying down I feel fine, literally no cough or anything, it’s just when I stand or walk my heart races, I feel like I’m going to pass out and I can’t breathe. Maybe it’s because I’m a runner and pneumonia affects me different idk, but after they give me the antibiotic I cough a lot of course.
I felt the car one. I have fibromyalgia and whenever my doc asks me, “how are you doing?” I usually respond with, “we only have ten minutes, let’s not go into that”. Because honestly the list is so long and none of us has the time or energy to care about it, we deal with the biggest problem atm and move on 😂😂😂
0:27 Almond "milk" is made by blending almonds as fine as you can in water. Then you let is soak for some time, and then you strain it through a cheese cloth. And, maybe give the dregs a good squeeze at the end to get the maximum amount of taste through.
One time, a gynocologist lady went to close the speculum a little before removing it and it suddenly slammed shut and she screamed and jumped back because it startled her lol. Just felt like sharing that I have a strong but apparently scary vag. Om nom nom.
Hey , doctor Mike , I am from India and I have been watching your videos since 3 years , u r the best doctor ever . Patients who have doctors like you will feel confident and fight the worst disease even with a smile . You are a very optimistic and a gem of a person .
OMG I think that speculum thing has happened to me before!! The doctor looked at me like I was crazy because I screamed and spent the rest of the exam fighting back tears. She was like "this shouldn't hurt" yeah, IT SHOULDN'T.
omg yeah I think it may have happened to me a long time ago. It just always feels like this awkward pressure and then YOWCHIES when they pry it open, ugh!!!
hiya i'd love for you to react to a book called 'this is going to hurt' written by a former junior doctor working in the NHS. it contains excerpts from his diary entries during his training which are mostly hilarious (and sometimes saddening). it beautifully incorporates medical knowledge along with the ups and downs of being a doctor and obviously funny stories! edit - also a show now!
I found the 'pregnancy test being confused for a covid test' (and vice versa) memes (not "me me's" for the record) starting at 3:11 particularly funny because I've actually had that experience, back in January, I posted a snap of a NEGATIVE covid rapid test captioned "oh yeah, negative baby" and I got at least 3 snaps like "you're pregnant??" lol people amaze me *eye-roll*
It kinda blew my mind he read paracetamol slowly, it's like a very common drug here in india and also europe Edit: looked it up, the international system chose to call it paracetamol and then US, Canada and Japan calls it acetaminophen. Idk what's the reason for it but both names are derived from the chemical name...
We always laughed that the reason we had two dogs when I was a kid was because our emotional support dog needed an emotional support dog for having to put up with us 😂 they weren’t actually emotional support animals but yeah.
@@Buzzzy-bee Dogs and other animals can get depressed sure, but as long as the owner gives them a proper diet and exercise, as well as play time, they should be golden. Animals don't experience emotions like we do, they don't have to worry about money or education or their next meal so they don't get depressed really.
*Dr Mike:* If there is even a slightly faint line, the test is positive. *Also Dr Mike looking at a test with two lines:* How do they know it's positive?!
I love when people are punny! Also loved Bear's little cameo. And honestly love when doctors are honest about not knowing, but help try to figure out instead of just telling you nothing is wrong or passing you around. I've had a lot of setbacks from long-term covid and it's been a nightmare. Thanks for your videos.
Wishing you good luck and a smooth rotation, Dr. Ouyang. The fact that you already know how mentally and emotionally stressful and bloody uncomfortable it is for women/girls (and will be for you on some levels, at least for a while, I imagine) already puts you ahead of the game as far as we women are concerned.
my aunt had a hilarious doctor visit the other week... the doctor literally said that she was getting numb hands/feet because she wasn't married and had no husband. A certified doctor at a legit clinic had said that-
Wait he may have a point, okay hear me out; your auntie could be suffering from some heart problems hence the numbness and when you get a husband you do some naughties with him and naughties can count as cardio workout which increases your blood pressure and elevates your heart beat. I'm just kidding sue the doctor
2:39 That actually happened to my father. He was diagnosed with polyneuropathy, and as the doctor didn't find any reason, she just blamed it on alcohol (which is ridiculous if you knew my father). It later turned out it wasn't polyneuropathy at all. It was Parkinson's disease.
My mom’s MS is because she smokes, obviously 🙄 and my sister’s AIHA is because some random tic bit her, instead of her being chemically poisoned at school. Makes perfect sense!
@@ShadowKa He died this march, aged 85. He had a long and, except for the last years of illness, happy life, but I still miss him, and I'm glad I could be there for him when he needed me, just like he was there for me when I needed him.
We recently had a gyne posting and learned about minor OT instruments, their identification and basic uses. Can't believe how happy I am to recognise that speculum in the last one: Cusco's speculum😁
Those pregnancy/covid test memes are so accurate! I posted a pic of my positive covid test (when I had it) and people were congratulating me, asking me when I was due, taking bets on gender.... I wasn't pregnant but still felt like garbage!
You and I need to have a "When it's actually Zebras" interview. I have a condition that's really rare, and I was told there was nothing wrong or it was in my head for over 30 years. Loeys-Dietz Syndrome type 5, POTS, dysautonomia, classic-like Ehlers-Danlos type 2. Or at least have an interview with Dr. Howard Snapper, one of the foremost authorities on dysautonomia and POTS. People need to know they aren't alone in their rare diseases, and they need to know what questions to ask their doctors.
:nods: I was misdiagnosed with anxiety, mood, personality and eating disorders for 14 years. YEARS! Even after I fell down the stairs 6 times in 1 week and a nurse checked my orthostatic vitals. She missed it because I have orthostatic hypertension and she was looking for hypotension. 🤨presyncope was misdiagnosed as PTSD (dissociation) - despite no trauma history. cognitive impairment misdiagnosed as ADHD. chronic nausea misdiagnosed as EDNOS. allergenic reactions (causing tachycardia, dyspnea, edema, flushing rash, etc.) was misdiagnosed as ANXIETY. orthostatic tachycardia misdiagnosed as panic. chronic fatigue misdiagnosed as depression. normal functioning diagnosed as hypomanic, leading to bipolar disorder diagnoses. cerebral hypoperfusion misdiagnosed as borderline personality disorder. I went to a prospective new PCP who told me "you aren't symptomatic, you aren't disabled. Stop looking for zebras." At that point, I had been disabled for over a decade. I ended up being diagnosed with POTS, HSD, MCAS, CFS, lipedema, and 22 DNA mutations that affect absorption, activation, or utilization of various vitamins and minerals. I appear to be thiamine dependent, based on the work of Dr. Lonsdale and response to treatment. And no, I don't have any of those mental health diagnoses - not even ADHD. 🙄 My diagnoses aren't even rare - just mostly unheard of before COVID.
“Why would you eat a salty potato?” Me, a vegan: Because it’s all I can eat when I go out with my friends 😂 Edit: Doctor Mike correcting these memes is like an kinder, polite, apologetic version of Condescending Wonka 😂
8:22 There is a really cute card game called "Organ Attack" that I really think you would love! It has cards with really cute organs on them and you have to attack the other people's organs with disease cards. One of your memes a while ago was actually from that game; it was the one with the gall bladder that says "I maked these".
Apparently my gallbladder makes stones. I had spinal surgery then a week after I was re opened up cuz I had a csf leak, then I'm all doped up from surgery and this doc comes in starts poking my gallbladder asking if it hurts. It never hurts but apparently I have stones. I also randomly will throw up never figured out why. I'll be fine but all of a sudden blehh it's so random. I hope my gallbladder won't need to come out I terrified of surgery 😭
@@sarahcoletti6946 I know he did a RUclips short about it awhile back. I’d love if he did an episode talking about it! Especially since it’s EDS Month!
"Would you eat salty bread??"
Clearly, Dr. Mike has never discovered the joys of hot soft pretzels.
With nacho cheese.
@@CMan-x7k i don't get the point of that tho, cuz it isn't yours...
not yo cheese
Or churros
@@alma5147 Aren't churros made with sugar? Are there churros out in the world covered in salt???
Dr. Mike just declared war on all of Germany with that take
Am I the only one who honestly thought the "God bless you, ladies" at the end, from the camera man actually felt so nice to hear?
Ya he was so sweet
And it really felt nice to hear 😂😭
Hats off to all the generous patients who have consented to medical students (doctors, nurses, medical technicians, etc) practicing on them!
😎
Yes! Felt the same way too
yess! i got all fuzzy inside because omg he thinks of us and our pain
"Can you imagine how much that hurts"
YES I CAN. I FOR SURE CAN. I LITERALLY CRIED!
for a sudden the period pains felt like nothing compared to *that*
That sounds terrible. Hell, even my male friend agrees.
@@rufavulpes If you've seen it, it doesn't take much to imagine the pain it would feel. Plus, we've all bit the inside of our mouths at some point, just imagine that but on the inside of your pelvis.
@@hamzasultan96 i can only think of something going inside your urethral opening/urethra and pinching it
My soul left my body hearing that 💀
That “God Bless you, Ladies!” was so sweet and also lol worthy! Yeah man- between Pap smears and squishing our boobs for breast cancer exams- man we go THROUGH it!🤣😩😅
On my first pap smear my nurse almost put _hand sanitizer_ on the instrument. 😱
WTF?! Why hand Sanitizer?!?! That’d just make it Burn!!! 😭
Sam becoming progressively more vocally participatory in these videos makes me happy - keep including more of his comments please!
Absolutely!! I love his little commentaries
@@Little_Talks shut up.
Yes we love Sam
Mike: Laughs a bit at the joke then starts to medically explain why the meme is accurate or not
Yeah I don't think this is how a doctor should behave
@@Wolfnotsheep1 you really don’t like Dr.Mike
@@TheNightStalkerFr He told people to jab their children, those some of those children now have blood clots and or inflamed organs, and it appears to be chronic!
Supporting this punk is wrong and you should wake up!
A true doctor
Lmfao best part
as a female, the way you were talking about the speculum made my nervous system curl in on itself
same
It made my blood feel like it turned to stone.
even as a guy i cringed hard.
😖
Right we already have periods but now I must worry about a doctor accidentally manually starting a period 😀👍
I love Sam's commentary in the background, especially when he is dying laughing at Mike's cluelessness.
yes😂
That was a most amazing quote:
“I didn’t even have to look it up! My brain just worked!”
YESS lmao
Me on Trivia night knowing who wrote The Crucible, who sings Sugar, Sugar, and identifying a capybara by photo 😃 Hell Yeah!
Me: I really like Doctor Mike. He's entertaining and informative and...
Dr.Mike: Fries are no good
Me:...also dead to me.
That’s how I felt when he disgraced potatoes like that. He’s banished.
I think he said to always get a second opinion, so yeah.
And my opinion is that fries are nice.
@BDWriter Funny enough potatoes are very nutrient rich, while tasting better than most other vegetables. While they are comparatively high in calories, they're also very filling.
literally me
(also in an older video he pointed out how bacon is bad for you and like I KNOW THAT BUT HOW DARE YOU)
🤣
The cognitive distortion meme reminds me of this terrible joke:
"My girlfriend left me because I'm too insecure and anxious... - Never mind, she just came back from the kitchen."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Why does it remind me of how puppies sometimes react to their owners disappearing into a room lol
Fudge i think i have this 😬
"My girlfriend broke up with me because of how mysterious I was.
Or did she?"
Dr Mike: Looking at things from far away relaxes your eyes
Me, who has ADHD: Oh, look, a bird about 100 feet away.
Soooooo me as well....
...The Sun is pretty far away....
(Don't look directly at the Sun)
@@LadyDoomsinger
Oh, look, a shiny thing up there!
@@LadyDoomsinger YO same. I stare at the sun like 1-2 times a day
I don't know how to gauge 20 feet with my eyes. I'm nearsighted.
Now we all know that Dr. Mike has no Irish genes after insulting the potato like that.
I have ate many potatoes just peeled & add salt. Eat it just like an apple
Yep, came here offended for my fav carb.
Maybe he prefers vodka....JK
Me watching that clip who will maybe die from the salt of all the fries that I’ve eaten
Even if I didn't have Irish genes I'd love potrzebuję
Edit: POTATOES, I've been taking polish lessons since I also have ancestors from Poland and my keyboard has been autocorrecting everything to polish
I felt my soul shrivel at the prospect of the speculum doing the unthinkable. Luckily never had that sort of speculum nightmare happen to me but thanks a lot for bringing that thought into my head 😌
Yet.... lol you may have to in the future. I don't know about you...But in our country they tell women to get pap smears if they are over a certain age. Pap smears detect cervical cancers. Which is treatable but kills many women. So it's better to do it. Although ..it can be painful.
it was def not fun for me! It was uncomfortable and painful. (I don't use tampons so I'm not used to stuff up there haha) I didn't want to do it, but I figured why keep waiting and just get it over with? But oof its freaking sensitive down there and I cringe at the thought of the doctor accidently pinching down there D:
@@blueshoes5145 Even when they use the tiniest speculum possible, it hurts like HELL if its your first Pap smear.
Time stamp?
Lucky. I have and it was very painful. She was a new Dr. I told them I would never see her again. Got my old Dr back thank goodness.
9:05 THAT “there you go!” WAS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!! MIKE YOURE GETTING BETTER 😁😁😁
That was my only thought. Mike’s getting quick with it now!
I think my favorite one that is a little medical related is: "I accidentally plugged my symptoms into IMDB, and apparently I have Gary Busey." I still laugh over it.
I wonder if they got that from Parks and Rec.
Chris Pratt's character searches Amy Pohler's character's flu symptoms and tells her that Google says she may be experiencing network connectivity issues 😂 He improvised it and the creator of the show says how proud and angry he is because it's such a great line and he didn't write it.
as a girl, the thought of the last thing happening with the speculum sounds like the equivalent of sticking a tooth pick under ur toe nail and kicking a wall
nooo that visual is awful too D: agh I hate it XD
thanks now i have to deal with two painfull visuals
oh my god no
I've been pinched before by one of those and uh, I mean you're not far off.
😂😂
"Do you eat salty bread?" Well, yeah. Breadsticks and stuff... salt + fat + carbs = bliss.
seems legit
im mean addsome herbs and garlic bread anyone
plus potato is ambrosia mash potatos is just potato salt and butter
Now that, that's facts
“Give him a headache now. Don’t waste the medicine.” I lost it at 4:03 am to that one. 😂
I don't get that one 🙈
@@sssophie9292 paracetamol is a pill for when you have a headache
@@sssophie9292 Paracetamol is the generic term in the UK for Tylenol. (US generic term is acetaminophen.)
@@MarsJenkar ta, so we have the acetam in common then
SAME HERE I was thinking my humor was broken
With the speculum, I thank my gynecologist EVERY SINGLE TIME I see her, because she's knowledgeable and careful enough to have never pinched me. I hear horror stories all the time and I just feel so goddamn lucky, lol.
Last year I had multiple docs tell me my sudden inability to eat/drink and abdominal pain was cyclic vomiting syndrome (which I had had for over 15 years) despite me saying it definitely wasn't. Took months and lots of tpn and malnutrition for a doc to check my (someone with a history of gallstones) gall bladder. Turns out my gallbladder wasn't functioning. Like was 100% blocked.
Seriously appreciate the honesty of just "Hey I don't know, but we will keep trying" instead of writing it off. Thank you for being that type of doc
oh man when i got gallstones i couldn't eat anything but PBJ & lemonade for 2 months. the first thing the dr did was a full blood panel and supposedly my gallbladder was functioning normally, but after running through several other options she finally said "let's get you an ultrasound just to make EXTRA SUPER SURE it's not your gallbladder" and boom there it was. when they took it out it looked like a sack of marbles, that's how full of stones it was. she had no idea how i was getting any function out of it at all.
@@dietotaku first, I am glad they got to the bottom of it. No reason that you should hav4 had to suffer so long. But, Yeah they tend to write things off easily. By the time they did a test for my gallbladder, I had lost 80lbs in less than three months, had been on IV nutrition 5+ times and was loosing clumps of hair. Took them 2 more months for them to do the surgery because (and this is an actual quote from doctors who had been told I was admitted repeatedly over low potassium, magnesium, and the inability to eat or drink) "If it is that, it might fix itself. Plus, I mean, she could be faking it. She did just loose her mom and brother, she might want attention." I heard two docs and my nurse right outside my open door, using my name.
All after they did a test to prove it wasn't working.
End point: for godsake listen to your patients.
Oh that pain is so bad! I would have had them taken out by a real doctor and put them in his cereal.
@@CHIrminsul Oh my God. Call the risk manager of the hospital and tell him what happened. I would have gotten on the floor and drug myself to that A hole Dr. and nurses and hit them repeatedly with my IV pole.
@@txlivin7819 🤣!! If only that had been an option!
"God bless you ladies”
That was sweet
I love how cute his reactions are. Doctor mike knows how to increase our seretonin
He knows how to sell out and push experimental poison in children too, perhaps that's a dark shadow on this POS?
He’s the best 💛
He is spreading so much positivity!
He sure does!!!😊
Hes pretty cute too
The camera man at the end there reacting and then adding "God bless you, ladies". ❤ I like a human with empathy. First rate.
a man walked into the doctor's office and said: doc I'm really grateful for your prescription, my wife said I haven't been so energetic in the bed before
and the doctor said: thank the pharmacist who deciphered it, I haven't written anything I just tested my pen if it works
Pharmacist here 🤣🤣🤣
@@eloisepharmacist y'all are hidden heros, we'd be dead without your magical sight hahahahh
This is hilarious
"God bless you, ladies"
Me having just given birth and am still recovering: "Thank you." 😭
congrats and good luck
Congrats lean as far forward as you can to pee. NO ONE told me that after my first delivery . I went pee like normal and screamed so loud. I hope you and baby are doing well. Take lots of videos and pics. They really do grow up way too fast xD
Comment of the year... "God bless you ladies!" Thank you! I had a very nervous intern, enough said. Love the videos!
The last part physically hurt me! The last time I had vaginal exam, my MALE doctor said to me 'now just relax, and imagine I look good' AND when he was done, he did the thing where he pinched me on the inside 😬 Never again, thank you!!
That's so gross! Imagine I look good 🤢🤮
Almond milk, like most plant milks, are created by soaking whole "raw" almonds in water for a few hours. Then the skin is peeled, and then the almonds are blended with water. Afterwards, the almond milk is strained in order to remove the almond curd. What you are left with is almond milk and almond curd (basically wet ground up almond bits, which could probably be used to make almond butter.
In the Middle Ages the leftover bits of almond were used to make faux eggs for Lent.
That sounds really gross now lmao
Now that the almonds are milkable and are raw I'm wating for someone to discover medium rare almonds
@@reasonstoeatcheese9039 I find it kind of funny that your screen name is what it is and that you find the process of making almond milk gross.
@@reasonstoeatcheese9039 You think that's gross? wait till you find out how human milk is made.... They literally do the same process but with humans, grind them up, blend them with water and drain out the human milk....yea I visited a human milk factory one day, it's gross af...
Dr Mike: “That’s not batman-”
Me: “Oh, cool, I’m gonna learn something about EKGs and how the heart-”
Dr Mike: “t h a t s t h e d e a t h r e a p e r”
Me: “…ok”
*COMINGFORYOURCARDIACMUSCLE*
When Dr Mike finally makes a joke instead give a fact
My favorite part of these is Sam dying laughing and having to explain to Dr Mike. Also-I loved his comment “God Bless you ladies” 🥰
I'm due my first smear test soon for thank you for that last bit, can't wait now
I was surprised to find out that the speculum has different sizes. All that time I thought I was being "weak" when it actually fell to the doctor to trying a smaller size.
.... I hate that there are doctors out there (luckily not Mike) who don't listen to the patient when we say "That hurts." and the doctors go "It's fine, stop being a wimp." Nothing sucks more than the feeling of being violated by the one person you go to for medical treatment. I actually reported one of the medical students for how rough she was during the pap.
@@Little_Talks bro enough.
I don’t think my family has ever had a doctor that listened to any of them besides 2. My family has horrible luck with doctors and when we do find good ones, they end up moving. :(
Even worse when they do say "tell me if it hurts", u tell them it hurts, and proceed to ignore u.
@@hoperamirez8184 DOCTOR: Tell me when it hurts.
YOU: Ow! It hurts.
DOCTOR: Hawt... **Expands it more**
Seriously, though; I may sound paranoid for saying it, but when things like that happen (doctors intentionally causing unnecessary pain, teachers disallowing bathroom usage, etc.) I'm always inclined to believe it's some sick kind of latent fetish.
Or your in labor and the doctor tells you "you're acting like a two year old who thinks they know what they want."
No it's my body and my baby take your hands off me right now.
"Would you eat salty bread?"
YES IT'S DELICIOUS. There's a bakery in my city that makes great salty bread. It's my legit addiction.
Yes, pretzel bread is amazing
Why the F.
@@aprilhansen2527 everybody has their differences.
I mean, that's literally what a pretzel is, just bread with salt on it. It's also how challah is typically eaten, we just dip the bread in salt
Doesn't even have to be salty! When you get a nice bread that smells good with the yeasty smell that's slightly sweet, even just some butter or by itself. Now I'm hungry for bread
Love how Dr. Mike schooled us and explaining the medical joke. We can get smarter this way 😂
That chicken stuffer at the end lol
I mean.. it work work pretty well, probably. Hopefully bought it new not used.
@@jakepullman4914 extra flavour
@@bruhinthebruhwiththebruh1370 lmao got that aquatic taste 😅
Hi Dr Mike! The handwriting on that script to us Pharmacy folk is very suspicious because doctors are notorious for poor handwriting. Anytime we get a well written script, its a definite “call the office and make sure its real” moment
lol 😅😅 I can imagine this happening
Some people say that smart people have bad handwriting because their hand can't keep up with their brain.
Pharm Tech here! When I see a script with legible handwriting like that, I always pass it around to my coworkers to admire. It doesn’t happen that often.
While it’s true that a nicely written script like that is a potential red flag, that script was only for Tylenol and an antibiotic. Not something we usually fuss about too much.
Now, the guy who called in a fake promethazine script on the other hand…
I love how Dr. Mike takes EVERY opportunity to mention that he's doing boxing, it is adorable
"There's something about a fry that's boring to me...." - And I took that personally.
I got a bit insulted too, lol
FRIES ARE DELICIOUS, DAMMIT
gotta agree with the doc on this one fries are the most boring food i can think of and the most overrated !
@@abysswalker3357 Not to be mean, but I really feel like saying you must be a lame person if you think FRIES are boring, lol
'Why would you eat salty bread?'
Oh Mike, it's so much more than that. So much more.
@@danielleking262
I'd say potatoes, in general, are high on the boring list, if you don't spice them up the right way. Well-cooked fries: amazing; badly cooked fries: terrible. Bland and soggy mashed potatoes: terrible; with sour cream and chives and real gravy: amazing.
Fries do have to be close to the most boring, maybe only a pile of soggy pasta beating them out on the boring-ometer.
I’ve had that pinch during a speculum being removed. It brought tears to my eyes! I was walking a little tentatively for the rest of the day!
Sam and Dr. Mike just talking is so funny to me. It's always a fun little treat to hear them joke around
It’s so true about doctors finding stuff to blame things on… I went to the hospital because my heart rate was going crazy every time I stood up, and they said I was having an anxiety attack, I told them I do not have anxiety and am fine but they didn’t believe me.
Next day they called and apologized and said I had pneumonia, they missed it in the X-ray the day before 🤦🏻♀️
At least they didn't throw the ol' idiopathic excuse at you.
Well, as someone who has had pnuemonia 5 times in his life, how in the "F" did you not know you were even half sick enough to have pneumonia... jesus
@@Wolverines77 I have had it twice now since then, and it’s the same every time. If I’m sitting or laying down I feel fine, literally no cough or anything, it’s just when I stand or walk my heart races, I feel like I’m going to pass out and I can’t breathe. Maybe it’s because I’m a runner and pneumonia affects me different idk, but after they give me the antibiotic I cough a lot of course.
2 things that never get old
1:dark humour
2:unvaccinated kids
Two birds one stone, damn!
I'm going to Hell. I can't stop laughing. 🤣 🤣 🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How does this not have more likes?
😅
"Do you eat salty bread?"
Yes, at sporting events, I love to get salty bread in the shape of a pretzel with mustard.
I mean.... you're not wrong at all, though 😂 And now I'm hungry... and wish the hard pretzels in my kitchen were a big, soft one hot from the oven...
@@IceMetalPunk mustard? weird ! I like it with butter
@@michaelz.7140 I always thought your supposed to have cheese with pretzels idk
@@michaelz.7140 Yeah, I don't like mustard, either. I eat my soft pretzels either plain or with cheese.
@@IceMetalPunk a typical children`s dish too... Fresh from the bakery ... Can I get a Bretzel?
I felt the car one. I have fibromyalgia and whenever my doc asks me, “how are you doing?” I usually respond with, “we only have ten minutes, let’s not go into that”. Because honestly the list is so long and none of us has the time or energy to care about it, we deal with the biggest problem atm and move on 😂😂😂
Every time someone mentions a speculum, I observe a moment of silence for all those who have to endure that medieval torture device...
A coworker of mine likes when his girlfriend uses one on him. And he even sent me a picture of it. I could have lived just fine without that!
@@TheCimbrianBull what in the hell
If it makes you feel any better they're uncomfortable but not (usually) painful, it's when they start poking that it hurts 🤣🤣
@@claire2088 Except when the gyn is one of those jerks that opens an extra click or two
@@TheCimbrianBull they sent you a WHAT?!
0:27
Almond "milk" is made by blending almonds as fine as you can in water.
Then you let is soak for some time, and then you strain it through a cheese cloth. And, maybe give the dregs a good squeeze at the end to get the maximum amount of taste through.
aka juice
Yup.
Which is why I put milk in quotation marks.
Next question: is the cloth made of cheese
@@haileyquinnzel alternative question, is the cheese made of cloth
@@savehonor hypothesis: woven string cheese?
One time, a gynocologist lady went to close the speculum a little before removing it and it suddenly slammed shut and she screamed and jumped back because it startled her lol. Just felt like sharing that I have a strong but apparently scary vag. Om nom nom.
I love it when Dr.Mike and his cameraman talk during the videos. Their interactions are quite genuine!^^
It’s your little laugh to education ratio that always makes me come back to these reaction videos 😂😂🧡
Hey , doctor Mike , I am from India and I have been watching your videos since 3 years , u r the best doctor ever . Patients who have doctors like you will feel confident and fight the worst disease even with a smile . You are a very optimistic and a gem of a person .
Honestly that “God bless you ladies” was actually nice to hear :)
OMG I think that speculum thing has happened to me before!! The doctor looked at me like I was crazy because I screamed and spent the rest of the exam fighting back tears.
She was like "this shouldn't hurt" yeah, IT SHOULDN'T.
omg yeah I think it may have happened to me a long time ago. It just always feels like this awkward pressure and then YOWCHIES when they pry it open, ugh!!!
Dr Mike: "Do you eat salty bread?"
Me who eats pretzels 🙇♀️
based
Me who was actively eating french fries when he asked that 👀
hiya i'd love for you to react to a book called 'this is going to hurt' written by a former junior doctor working in the NHS. it contains excerpts from his diary entries during his training which are mostly hilarious (and sometimes saddening). it beautifully incorporates medical knowledge along with the ups and downs of being a doctor and obviously funny stories!
edit - also a show now!
I'm pretty sure he mentioned that book in one of his previous videos and said that it's hilarious. I can't remember, though, which video that was.
The show is great too
Sounds good! I hope he reacts too
@@AntiDDLG just started it!
Do you think it'd be helpful to an incoming med student?
"Can you imagine how much that hurts?"
Most of us do not have to imagine.
I found the 'pregnancy test being confused for a covid test' (and vice versa) memes (not "me me's" for the record) starting at 3:11 particularly funny because I've actually had that experience, back in January, I posted a snap of a NEGATIVE covid rapid test captioned "oh yeah, negative baby" and I got at least 3 snaps like "you're pregnant??" lol people amaze me *eye-roll*
like duh, it was negative so obviously you weren't pregnant
If people actually look at the at home test they literally say COVID-19 on them!
As an optometrist, I tell people about the 20-20-20 rule a lot! Thanks for also passing on the good habit Dr Mike!
On the WebMb thing: Technically, everyone dies eventually, so if they tell everyone they're going to die, they're always right...
And since everyone is about to die, what do you need money for? Spend it on the advertisers!
I really love Dan commentating on some of these, especially the last one. The voice of the people right in the video.
it’s a good day when Doctor Mike uploads a meme video.
True
It's always a good day when he uploads!
Heck YEAH
It’s always good to play gorilla tag with someone you up?
Actually it's a good day when he doesn't make a video🤣
It kinda blew my mind he read paracetamol slowly, it's like a very common drug here in india and also europe
Edit: looked it up, the international system chose to call it paracetamol and then US, Canada and Japan calls it acetaminophen. Idk what's the reason for it but both names are derived from the chemical name...
Yeah, same here in brazil
I think it's called Panodil here in Iceland but yeah lol
In the US it's called tylenol, I guess that's why.
In US it is known as Acetaminophen with the most well known brand Tylenol.
Indonesian would just call the brand out, panadol. 😂.
But yeah, most Asian would call it paracetamol.
Best part: “I didn’t even have to look it up. My brain just worked!” 😂😂 Sounds like something I would say lol
"God bless you ladies"
Thank you🥺💜😅
We always laughed that the reason we had two dogs when I was a kid was because our emotional support dog needed an emotional support dog for having to put up with us 😂 they weren’t actually emotional support animals but yeah.
Meanwhile, I'd be like, "This is my emotional support dog, and these ten are his emotional support mosh puppy pit... they're necessary, trust me."
Can emotional support animals actually get depressed?
@@Buzzzy-bee Dogs and other animals can get depressed sure, but as long as the owner gives them a proper diet and exercise, as well as play time, they should be golden. Animals don't experience emotions like we do, they don't have to worry about money or education or their next meal so they don't get depressed really.
@@Buzzzy-bee Idk
@@Buzzzy-bee Not if they’re treated well but obviously it was a joke :)
*Dr Mike:* If there is even a slightly faint line, the test is positive.
*Also Dr Mike looking at a test with two lines:* How do they know it's positive?!
I don't know what was on his mind but I was thinking: can you know the next day?
@@estera4176 i think it was covid test
I love when people are punny! Also loved Bear's little cameo. And honestly love when doctors are honest about not knowing, but help try to figure out instead of just telling you nothing is wrong or passing you around. I've had a lot of setbacks from long-term covid and it's been a nightmare. Thanks for your videos.
I too enjoy good punmanship! 😁
New fear unlocked... Med student with a speculum.... And I already have enough problems with those things...
respect to all the ladies who needs to endure the speculum
im also about to start my OBGYN rotation so wish me luck
Wishing you good luck and a smooth rotation, Dr. Ouyang.
The fact that you already know how mentally and emotionally stressful and bloody uncomfortable it is for women/girls (and will be for you on some levels, at least for a while, I imagine) already puts you ahead of the game as far as we women are concerned.
Wash your hands in warm water, don't leave those hands cold.
What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps a SnoozAsour
my aunt had a hilarious doctor visit the other week... the doctor literally said that she was getting numb hands/feet because she wasn't married and had no husband. A certified doctor at a legit clinic had said that-
what the ever-loving fuq....
the doctor was hitting on her
The doctor was shooting his shot
Lmaoooo
Wait he may have a point, okay hear me out; your auntie could be suffering from some heart problems hence the numbness and when you get a husband you do some naughties with him and naughties can count as cardio workout which increases your blood pressure and elevates your heart beat. I'm just kidding sue the doctor
2:39 That actually happened to my father. He was diagnosed with polyneuropathy, and as the doctor didn't find any reason, she just blamed it on alcohol (which is ridiculous if you knew my father). It later turned out it wasn't polyneuropathy at all. It was Parkinson's disease.
My mom’s MS is because she smokes, obviously 🙄 and my sister’s AIHA is because some random tic bit her, instead of her being chemically poisoned at school. Makes perfect sense!
@Shroom Thank you.
How is your father?!
@@ShadowKa He died this march, aged 85. He had a long and, except for the last years of illness, happy life, but I still miss him, and I'm glad I could be there for him when he needed me, just like he was there for me when I needed him.
@@IljaHordist oh I’m sorry to hear that
THAT LAST PART MADE ME CRY
10:24: Thank you, Sam! You're such a kind soul! :)
We recently had a gyne posting and learned about minor OT instruments, their identification and basic uses. Can't believe how happy I am to recognise that speculum in the last one: Cusco's speculum😁
The speculum specially made for Cusco? Cusco's speculum?
thanks mike for unlocking a new fear with that last one 😭😭😭 I HATE GOING TO THE GYNO EVEN MORE NOW
"God bless you ladies" 😭😭 rip for real though ... ouch
Those pregnancy/covid test memes are so accurate! I posted a pic of my positive covid test (when I had it) and people were congratulating me, asking me when I was due, taking bets on gender.... I wasn't pregnant but still felt like garbage!
It is so dumb; these people need to look at the whole picture and read before commenting.
You and I need to have a "When it's actually Zebras" interview. I have a condition that's really rare, and I was told there was nothing wrong or it was in my head for over 30 years. Loeys-Dietz Syndrome type 5, POTS, dysautonomia, classic-like Ehlers-Danlos type 2. Or at least have an interview with Dr. Howard Snapper, one of the foremost authorities on dysautonomia and POTS. People need to know they aren't alone in their rare diseases, and they need to know what questions to ask their doctors.
:nods: I was misdiagnosed with anxiety, mood, personality and eating disorders for 14 years. YEARS! Even after I fell down the stairs 6 times in 1 week and a nurse checked my orthostatic vitals. She missed it because I have orthostatic hypertension and she was looking for hypotension. 🤨presyncope was misdiagnosed as PTSD (dissociation) - despite no trauma history. cognitive impairment misdiagnosed as ADHD. chronic nausea misdiagnosed as EDNOS. allergenic reactions (causing tachycardia, dyspnea, edema, flushing rash, etc.) was misdiagnosed as ANXIETY. orthostatic tachycardia misdiagnosed as panic. chronic fatigue misdiagnosed as depression. normal functioning diagnosed as hypomanic, leading to bipolar disorder diagnoses. cerebral hypoperfusion misdiagnosed as borderline personality disorder.
I went to a prospective new PCP who told me "you aren't symptomatic, you aren't disabled. Stop looking for zebras." At that point, I had been disabled for over a decade. I ended up being diagnosed with POTS, HSD, MCAS, CFS, lipedema, and 22 DNA mutations that affect absorption, activation, or utilization of various vitamins and minerals. I appear to be thiamine dependent, based on the work of Dr. Lonsdale and response to treatment. And no, I don't have any of those mental health diagnoses - not even ADHD. 🙄 My diagnoses aren't even rare - just mostly unheard of before COVID.
I’ve definitely gotten pinched by that thing at the obgyn. I flinched so hard and screamed ow damn it! We both felt bad.
"Can you imagine how much that would hurt?"
Yes, I can. I'm imagining it right now in fact, and i really wish i could stop :)
Yah, like new fear unlocked… I guess I’ve been lucky so far with all my pap smears 😱
I'm definitely using the "I'm worthless. Actually..." meme to my friend to bring her hopes up, and then crush them again. 😅
😭😭😭
I love that now dr mike is finally getting most of the jokes 😂 these are my favorite videos also more bear in videos please I always love seeing him 💙
“Why would you eat a salty potato?”
Me, a vegan: Because it’s all I can eat when I go out with my friends 😂
Edit: Doctor Mike correcting these memes is like an kinder, polite, apologetic version of Condescending Wonka 😂
Cant or wont ?
I'm an omnivore and I love your sense of humor. 😂 I could actually go for a salty potato right now.
also way tastier than unseasoned potato
“That’s the death reaper coming for your cardiac muscle 😄”
The way he said it so positively tho💀
Every time I watch a meme review I can’t help but laugh, keep doing what you’re doing Doctor Mike
8:22 There is a really cute card game called "Organ Attack" that I really think you would love! It has cards with really cute organs on them and you have to attack the other people's organs with disease cards. One of your memes a while ago was actually from that game; it was the one with the gall bladder that says "I maked these".
Apparently my gallbladder makes stones. I had spinal surgery then a week after I was re opened up cuz I had a csf leak, then I'm all doped up from surgery and this doc comes in starts poking my gallbladder asking if it hurts. It never hurts but apparently I have stones. I also randomly will throw up never figured out why. I'll be fine but all of a sudden blehh it's so random. I hope my gallbladder won't need to come out I terrified of surgery 😭
1:20 No wonder headbanging to Deathcore makes me feel so good.
3:37 I honestly think national parks and forests are underrated because it’s nice for your body to hike and it’s a nice looking view to look at
Honestly I find it great how he finds a way to make a change of pace. So keep up the great work!
6:56 give the editor three free chest compressions for the funniest sh*t I’ve seen all day
"I didn't even have to look it up, my brain just worked" really summarizes my healcare education
The "can you imagine how much that hurts" is the kind of sentiment so many dudes and people in general needa do more
8:31 is extra funny to me. I once told my (now doctor) cousin that she shouldn’t go to med school because her handwriting was too neat.
The cringe at the last one and the god bless you ladies is appreciated 🤣🤣🤣
Dr. Mike: “You need to increase your range of motion!”
Me with EDS: “umm… that causes my joints to dislocate... Should I do that with my neck?”
LOL! My stomach churned when he said that. I have hypermobility spectrum disorder.
Fellow zebra! I keep begging for Dr. Mike to cover Ehlers Danlos! 😊🦓💖
P.S. Cracks my neck as I write this, lol.
And btw, Happy Ehlers Danlos Awareness month!
@@sarahcoletti6946 I know he did a RUclips short about it awhile back. I’d love if he did an episode talking about it! Especially since it’s EDS Month!
Lit AF! 💀☠️💀
That speculum info will be in my nightmares tonight.
10:17 *screams* oh dear God
I’ve always hated the shoe-horn treatment on my gyno visits. It always feels like they are cranking them unnecessarily wide.
Dr. Mike always cheers me up when I need it most!!
I love that you know about cognitive distortions!! (I’m a therapist, hoping for more and more doctors to understand more mental health)
I love it when Dr. Mike loses it with the dad bar ometer. Bring tons of dad jokes so Dr. Mike can laugh so much. He's got such an adorable laugh.