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Welcome to Cockney Gamer, a place for the latest and greatest game reviews and opinions focusing on simulators and niche titles with a few big hitters thrown in for good measure.
A channel where banter is rife, tongue in cheek comments are made but ALWAYS informative reviews giving you all the most honest and transparent take on what is happening in PC gaming and beyond.
This channel belongs to you all, so please leave comments and enjoy the company of your fellow gang members.
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- Windows 11
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- 4k LG screen for recording / 34 QD-OLED Ultrawide for playing!
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A channel where banter is rife, tongue in cheek comments are made but ALWAYS informative reviews giving you all the most honest and transparent take on what is happening in PC gaming and beyond.
This channel belongs to you all, so please leave comments and enjoy the company of your fellow gang members.
Reggie xxx
Current Rig:
- Windows 11
- RTX4090
- Intel 13700k
- 64DDR5 RAM
- 4TB NVME
- Shure MV7
- 4k LG screen for recording / 34 QD-OLED Ultrawide for playing!
- A beer
Planet Coaster 2 Review - Is It Just A Lazy Re-Skin?
In this review of Planet Coaster 2, The Cockney Gamer dives into whether this highly anticipated sequel lives up to the legacy of the original or falls short of expectations. Frontier promises a lot these days, so will it be any different for Planet Coaster 2? With additions like lifeguards and swimming pools, new path-building and a lick of paint, Planet Coaster 2 certainly has the foundations to go one step further than before. But there's enough questions in here to ask - is it a true sequel, or just Planet Coaster 1.5 with a few new bells and whistles? As always, put the kettle on, grab a cuppa and lets go full rollercoaster in today's review. Love Reggie xxx
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Empire Of The Ants Review - It Has An IDENTITY Problem...
Просмотров 10 тыс.21 день назад
Empire of the Ants - could it be the surprise RTS hit of the year that 2024 has been so desperately crying out for? In today's review, we dive into the gritty details of this Unreal Engine 5 stunner, where you command armies of ants, lead insect battles, and explore a beautifully realised world. But does Empire of the Ants hit the mark as an RTS, or does it struggle with an identity crisis? Fro...
Paradox Goes Back - Is Cities Skylines 2 On LIFE SUPPORT?
Просмотров 5 тыс.Месяц назад
Today we dive into the rocky journey of Cities: Skylines 2, one year after its release, questioning whether Paradox Interactive’s newest DLC announcement is an admission of defeat. The game has faced performance issues, core gameplay flaws, and comparisons with its legendary predecessor, leading many of us to question if the sequel can be salvaged... well, the new DLC has only deepened those fe...
Black Ops 6 Campaign Review - The CHLAMYDIA of Gaming...
Просмотров 2,4 тыс.Месяц назад
In our latest video, the Cockney Gamer, dives into the chaotic world of Call of Duty Black Ops 6-the latest installment in the legendary FPS franchise. While Black Ops 6 packs the usual Hollywood-style action and jaw-dropping visuals, is it truly up there with other iconic games that the mainstream media would have you believe? We take aim at everything from A.I. issues to over-the-top storylin...
Is Diablo 4 Finally FIXED? Vessel of Hatred & Patch 2.0 Review
Просмотров 1,1 тыс.Месяц назад
Today we spill the beans on whether this new Diablo 4 expansion, Vessel of Hatred is worth your money, or if it’s just another way for Blizzard to dip their grubby mitts into your pockets. I’ve had my hands on this for a good while now, and there’s a lot to unpack here. We’re talking the new zone of Nuhantu, a brand-new class called Spiritborn (that might just be the best of the lot), and a who...
EA FC 25 Review - Just Another Year of Copy-Paste Football!
Просмотров 13 тыс.2 месяца назад
It’s that time of year again-EA FC 25 has hit the shelves, and The Cockney Gamer is here to give you the real, no-nonsense breakdown of the latest installment in EA’s legendary football franchise. Is this year’s game the revolution they’re hyping it up to be, or are we in for another recycled kickabout with a shiny new coat of paint? In this video, we get straight into what’s changed, what hasn...
Satisfactory Review 1.0 - An Absolute MASTERPIECE...
Просмотров 20 тыс.2 месяца назад
In this video, we dive deep into Satisfactory, the factory-building game that's taken the gaming world by storm. Satisfactory is not just another run-of-the-mill building game. From its massive, open-world map to its intricate systems that will have you creating complex logistics chains, Satisfactory takes you on through automation, efficiency, and exploration. We explore the highs and the very...
Frostpunk 2 Review: A HUGE Disappointment...
Просмотров 13 тыс.2 месяца назад
Frostpunk 2 has finally arrived, and with it comes the anticipation and hype following the massive success of the original Frostpunk. But does this sequel live up to the icy, survival-driven brilliance of its predecessor? In this video, we dive deep into the cold, harsh world of Frostpunk 2 and say it how it is. We’re talking about everything from the visuals, great soundtrack and the major cha...
Has Starfield Turned A Corner One Year On?
Просмотров 14 тыс.2 месяца назад
Is Starfield finally living up to its galactic ambitions, or is it still drifting in the void? In this video, we dive deep into the state of Starfield one year after its release. We’ll explore the major updates, the good, the bad, and the downright ugly, as Bethesda works to address the community's biggest gripes. From long-awaited fixes to new features like vehicles and factions, plus the rise...
Black Myth Wukong Review - So Close To Perfection...
Просмотров 3 тыс.2 месяца назад
In this review of Black Myth Wukong, we dive into the stunning graphics, rich sound design, and challenging gameplay that make this action RPG a must-play in 2024. We’ll discuss the pros and cons, including character progression, combat mechanics, and the game’s unique take on exploration. Whether you're a fan of Souls-like games or just looking for the next big RPG, there is no denying that Bl...
Star Wars Outlaws Review - Is It THAT Bad?
Просмотров 8 тыс.2 месяца назад
Star Wars Outlaws, a game that promise a thrilling adventure but delivers a Ubisoft classic of disappointment. Yes it has great visuals and a world that feels alive. It had the makings of an epic experience. But this is Ubisoft we're talking about and we all know what the means. Dive into today's review that pulls no punches, uncovering the glaring missteps in this highly anticipated title. As ...
Why 2024 Could Be the WORST Year for Gaming Ever...
Просмотров 2,1 тыс.3 месяца назад
2024 is giving the gaming industry a right kick in the teeth, where 2024 is possibly the worst in gaming history in recent memory. Today's videos will dig deep into why gaming revenue’s forecast looks grim, and whether those pesky live service games are the ones to blame for leaving us all feeling underwhelmed. We’ll be comparing the blockbusters of 2023 with the lackluster lineup of 2024, usin...
Crime Scene Cleaner Review - A Bloody Good Time Or A Dirty Mess?
Просмотров 2,3 тыс.3 месяца назад
You’re in for a treat with Crime Scene Cleaner-a game that’s part PowerWash Simulator, part dark, twisted crime drama. In this video review, we’re diving deep into a world where you’re not just scrubbing floors-you’re erasing the evidence of some seriously grim scenes. Think mopping up blood, hauling bodies into your dodgy truck, and making sure no one’s the wiser. We’ll be talking about what m...
Tavern Manager Simulator Review: Unexpectedly BRILLIANT!
Просмотров 8 тыс.3 месяца назад
In today's cheeky review of Tavern Manager Simulator, we dive into a medieval pub management game that caught me off guard. I went in expecting another buggy, janky sim, but what I found was a surprisingly solid and addictive experience. The game’s got charm in spades, with a cartoony vibe that pulls you in, from sparkling pints to grimy tavern walls. In the end, Tavern Manager Simulator stands...
Supermarket Simulator Review: A SURPRISINGLY Addictive Mess
Просмотров 1 тыс.4 месяца назад
Today, we’re diving into our review of Supermarket Simulator. From your humble beginnings to a supermarket megastore, there's just about enough here to keep the grind going. And for $10, can you really go wrong when you give away hours of your life to this nonsense? Despite it's many many issues, there’s a certain charm to be found here. As ever, keep the comments nice to each other but critiqu...
The BEST Simulators That EVERYONE Should Play
Просмотров 7 тыс.4 месяца назад
The BEST Simulators That EVERYONE Should Play
OUTBRK - Early Access Review: A Storm of Disappointment
Просмотров 14 тыс.5 месяцев назад
OUTBRK - Early Access Review: A Storm of Disappointment
Still Wakes The Deep Review: Horror on Rails Worth $30?
Просмотров 1,5 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Still Wakes The Deep Review: Horror on Rails Worth $30?
Bodycam Review: Glorified Tech Demo Or The Next Big Thing?
Просмотров 28 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Bodycam Review: Glorified Tech Demo Or The Next Big Thing?
Chornobyl Liquidators Review: From Disaster to Dull In Just 3 Hours
Просмотров 1,4 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Chornobyl Liquidators Review: From Disaster to Dull In Just 3 Hours
Elite Dangerous VR: From Brilliance to Heartbreaking Disappointment
Просмотров 45 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Elite Dangerous VR: From Brilliance to Heartbreaking Disappointment
Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 Review - Where's the GAMEPLAY?
Просмотров 3,7 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 Review - Where's the GAMEPLAY?
Homeworld 3 Review - Is It The Best In The Series?
Просмотров 4,9 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Homeworld 3 Review - Is It The Best In The Series?
Hades 2 Review - A Worthy Sequel Or A Cash Grab?
Просмотров 2,6 тыс.6 месяцев назад
Hades 2 Review - A Worthy Sequel Or A Cash Grab?
Manor Lords Review - Is It Really The Best Game of 2024?
Просмотров 22 тыс.7 месяцев назад
Manor Lords Review - Is It Really The Best Game of 2024?
Shigeru Miyamoto - We Owe This Man Everything
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Shigeru Miyamoto - We Owe This Man Everything
Planet Crafter Review - Has Subnautica met its match?
Просмотров 4,3 тыс.7 месяцев назад
Planet Crafter Review - Has Subnautica met its match?
Paradox Interactive SHAMES Cities Skylines 2
Просмотров 118 тыс.8 месяцев назад
Paradox Interactive SHAMES Cities Skylines 2
Outpost Infinity Siege Review - It’s a confused MESS
Просмотров 2,9 тыс.8 месяцев назад
Outpost Infinity Siege Review - It’s a confused MESS
Coming from Planet Zoo and Planet Coaster, I’ll say they’ve reworked a lot of things and made them worse in the process. Sure, there’s a lot of new additions that I like about it but unfortunately, the negatives outweigh the positives. So much that I don’t even feel like playing it anymore. I keep hearing it’s made for console players, but believe me it’s worse on console! I’d much prefer quickly navigating menus with a mouse rather than several different button clicks on a controller, just to do one thing! Overall, the game feels more clunky and overcomplicated and people will find this very frustrating when trying to craft their dream theme park. All the devs needed to do is fix certain issues in previous games and not create new problems.
is fern bus simulator available for ps4?
Anyone know what thesong that's playing during the outro is called?
Here you go... www.epidemicsound.com/track/Qao97aiMYm/
Sorry, my bad, i think its actually this one: www.epidemicsound.com/track/oHDaCnJcJI/
@cockneygamer Thanks mate! Love the vids btw ❤️
@@Castrix99you are most welcome! Sorry I’ve been a bit slow, wanted to get out the MSFs2024 vid and then I stupidly decide to move into a new apartment over Christmas so have been packing like mad. Fear not content will be returning very soon!
Absolutely fantastic review
Too kind, appreciate it!
The game looks beautiful but it manages to be even more simple than Pikmin. It's clear that this was designed for consoles. I didn't hate the demo but it's not something that I would put high on my wishlist or buy at full price.
Worst gaming year so far from me, and I started in like 2007 lol.
I completely agree with the sense of boredom part, I tried so hard to like the game, spent 80 hours on it, and now nearly hate it. There's 0 to do and the more I played the worse the graphical detail of your city gets. The automatically placed districts are NOT tailored to each map and as such the buildings of districts love to clip into eachother, other special buildings and streets. The zoomed in detail is abhorrent, I hate it. Even the idiots running around in circles with their lights on, i wish they used that and put them into the districts, making them work. Same with the glowy streets, I wish on normal you'd see crowds on them, to really sell that it's people. Other than that, wtf is up with the whole Heat Surplus... I thought I HEATED my city, why is there still snow in my districts. Why are they all wearing thick clothes when the text told me they aren't. Why the hell are automatons now not using steamcores and hothouses non-exsistant? This game has hole like a swiss cheese. Also, why can we just build these mini-generators in districts now? Would have been cool if that was only possible once you get oil, with a whole new tech tree. But hey, oil is literally just reskinned, better coal from 1. "Ignore all the hype over it in the promotional material tehe!" - 11bits probably
I think I’ve logged less than five hours since it came out
Ants in the pants :) Wait you know what i do at swimming pools :)
The people who will enjoy Elite's VR mode the most are the ones who have already spent the required hundreds of hours figuring out how the game works and grinding a solid fleet, and have also already discovered that the on-foot mode is utter dogshit and not worth doing normally, much less in VR.
you cant do forward and back controls on zero turn equipment. You need separate throttle controls for left and right to do a zero turn, To spin left you reverse left and forward right. Haven't bought the game yet but I think im about too.
Do you think The Bus is better now?
It will end like imperator rome, they will waste time to fix the game and ultimately still people wont play it.
would have liked to have watch after .45sec ... but that character you have adopted is too annoying :(
THANK GOD they removed burglars
I loved the 1 one and hate the second one....lazy frontier....I refunded and play the old game. I`ll wait for the Gold complete Edition in 2-4 Years. :P
That is what she said lmao
I never played PC1 so can't compare. But I'll say PC2 is great!
I have refunded Frostpunk 2 after 50 minutes of play.
I dissagree with fighting in vr not being the most impressive, for me its the one thing that makes playing it on flatscreen impossible. Being able to naturally look around and track enemies with my vision.
Ive ranted about this in videos as well, any videos bringing attention to this is good in my book.
Where are you from if you don't mind me asking? I love your accent, and I find your reviews to be really relaxing! Thank you for sharing! A lot of your videos influenced my buying decisions- in a good way! I seen other reviews for this game, and your review changed my (formerly bad) opinion! I think I'll be purchasing this one! :)
Haha… all good, and so glad to hear you enjoy the videos! A little banter and innuendo but I always try to keep the reviews informative and honest. If the simulator esque style games, this is one of the better ones and will probably go on sale in Black Friday. Originally I’m from Essex, which is East of London. But not quite that thick Essex Accent (or maybe it is I don’t know!). Thanks for the comment!
I was Ant-icipating for this game not to bite :
Yea they c*cked up making this a full release. People would have been less pissed if it had been Early Access instead but I guess they got greedy and launched early before Xmas and Black Friday, now they're reaping the benefits of that poor decision.
Definitely the worst year in the past decade, maybe this century imo. I’m really not interested in weeb games whatsoever and the only two new releases I’ve enjoyed this year were the Elden Ring DLC and Balatro, both of which I had a few complaints with.
Thanks for the review, saved me time on buying & downloading a game that looks way worse than Empire of Undergrowth, I think the main problem this game has is the 3rd person view, dev has the same problem most do for the last 20 years , too much focus on graphics not enough on mechanics and tactics which makes RTS games flops, example play Dungeon Keeper an ooooold arse game you will loose lots of time on it because of the mechanics. That's an RTS!!!! Which BTW had an option (spell) to engage in 3rd person OVER 20 years ago! Actually forced you to think outside of the box and do it as some things we're designed unachievable without using that option. Sad EA killed it and the War for the Overworld focused too much on graphics so didn't have the same success. To finish off word of advice from a strategy fanatic to a strategy fanatic, if you know what C&C is and you don't know what Dark Reign is you haven't played all the good strategy games. Similar game engine YES has enough of different things to make it unique just like Ancient Conquest: Quest for the Golden Fleece ( I can ram my owns ship into others to cause damage??? YES PLEASE) ,KKND..... ever heard those titles ey? there you go, don't wait for new releases, GO BACK IN TIME do some research of just troll through GOG and check what series corporations have killed because 90% of new strategy games bring NOTHING new to the genre its copy+paste+new graphics just like the reviewer said rock+paper+scisors. HELL check out Beasts & Bumpkins that game gave me a headache when my people died out and had to restart the whole mission over and over !
As a console player who has been waiting all this time ,i thought perhaps everything wouldve been fixed by now, its not even out yet on console over a year later. But if its still getting bad reviews from pc players even after this extensive time period what hope does this game have on ps5
Its the lack of scenery for me. That could also be because i had all the dlc for the original, but making a theme right now for rides and what not is nearly impossible for me. Imo all the dlc scenery should have been in the sequel. Im playing the orfinal until they release dlc and squeeze me for wvery dime i have. Like they always have done like all that bs dlc for planet zoo
I reviewed it the exact same. You're not alone.
Everyone blaming us console players for the UI but let me tell you its just as annoying for us too. Was much easier/better in Planet Coaster 1 and Planet Zoo
i found 2 tornado's right away without a tutorial so apparently i understand something i never knew i did as far as the weather radar goes
this is why i just play the legacy horizons
elite dangerous is the one game that gives me literal goosebumps just even thinking about it or watching people play it like the legendary Isinona. no other game does that so it makes it special to me.
Xbox player here. The UI is a pain for us too. 😢
I played ED just for the vr. it was so fun
The most unrealistic part of this game is that the ants are smart and they can jump very far
For fucks sake, Frontier had seven years. Why is every game studio so fucking broken??
Omsi 2 is best bus simulator
I thought I heard the accent before, but you take the cake for strongest "bo'le o' wa'er" accent
Good review though I'm not sure why you're trying to say about single dads at 12:28
I liked the first game quite a lot... think its worth playing the second one if i didn't play the first one enough to really get bored of all the features?
Great question. I play the first one to death… absolutely loved it. I do feel you’ll get a little bored of PC2 quite early on as it doesn’t offer quite the same right now. Graphics are improved but it’s missing some features. Personally I’d wait on a sale… at $25 I’d pull the trigger maybe OR if they fix it up to where it needs to be.
Man i love this game but after 8 hours of me playing it crashed and won’t let me back in saying a EU error don’t know how to fix it lol.
At least for me, when I hear someone say they put in well over 1k hours into a game and then say they start disliking the game because they have nothing new to do it's kind of like... you still put in more then 40 days of your life into it. Like hell, a game is lucky if I get past 15hrs these days.
Windows Users: do you also have those loong loading times with your mods activated? I am on Linux Mint (running C:S 2 via proton on steam) and with my modpack I am getting loading times of 3-5 minutes! sure, the games runs good, but those loading times, omg!
Paradox will never get another cent from me.