I only ever visit other ASMR channels for ASMR but I watch every one of Rifts videos not just for the ASMR but the content and the lore. Sometimes I'm not even tierd, I just want to see what's next in the Riftverse.
@@octrasource no I have dyslexia why does everyone on the internet point out grammar and spelling without thinking 1st I have to rely on auto correct for every word I type
@@octrasource I feel people have become disconnected from what they say. For you it’s a joke. For @levispooks talking about their grammar probably triggers something, being a dyslexic. We should be mindful of what we say to others and the way we communicate
Here's an idea for next time you wanna shave the beard: A survivor in a basement, where he's making video logs and showing his supplies, and it's split up into each day, every, eh, 5-10 minutes, and each day his beard gets a bit longer. You do it by trimming your beard a bit between shots and shooting them in reverse order, and maybe have a water bottle be filled with various amounts that go down each day. Just a neat little idea I had, thought id share with ya. Love your ASMR man helps with my inability to sleep immensely. Edit: Wow, thanks for all the likes you must want this too.
@@flawtism1271 Wait, how am I so basic? I’m a toaster that forces you to talk about me in first person. The only thing basic about me is that I’m a goddamn toaster.
It’s strange that you keep talking about me in the first person. I seem like a pretty standard toaster. It’s amazing that even I can be used to produce an entertaining ASMR.
@@Uniformtree000 PythonPlusPlus knows that I am an SCP. You seemed to have missed the joke he planted into the comment. Maybe you should read about my effects, and you might crack a laugh. My number is SCP-426
It would have seemed more “genuine” if he also said “make sure to smash the bell to turn on noties!!!” or something equally obnoxious haha this video was awesome!!
@Петру Дубовикъ Toaster makes you reference it in the first person perspective. Eventually, anyone in the vicinity of the toaster will think they are a toaster. and act in a self destructive manner. In order to try to be a toaster. usually dying. Some of these recorded methods are. Stuffing loafs of bread into their mouths. Trying to plug themselves in. Sitting or standing in a area for a long time. Not seeking proper substances for survival. This was a edit so things were better explained)
@@somerandomgamer8504 yea, sometimes I feel oddly compelled to refer to myself as me. And I find it odd, but usually I have to correct myself because i usually mean to say me, instead of me.
Secretly uncle er truly is an scp because there is like millions of snapshots of him all over arkham city and all that, wouldnt surprise me if reality got confused amd broke down because of the amount of him(although cant lie even with the amount of uncle er’s we have i still wouldn’t have enough love you er you’re amazing!)
Still watching but had to comment! This is such a refreshing video. All of your videos are always unique and very relaxing but this one.....I like very much!
you should do an "unboxing YOU!" video where we start off in a box, you do the intro and everything maybe some tapping on the box. then you unbox us by opening the box and we see you unbox and unearth us hah
The way gently handles everything helps my PTSD. I grew up in an abusive household where there was so much aggression even in doing the smallest of things - this is chill.
I look very weird, and I definitely make too much noise for something like myself when I toast things. Or perhaps I didn't notice others like me are as loud as I am...
Yeah. In retrospect, I should not have made this disrespectful thought because Jimmy was one of the best RUclipsrs out there (except for Ephemeral Rift, of course...Jimmy was maybe a close second), so I felt bad expecting a 12+ year old meme to be in place of a creative soul that will never be forgotten. Rest in peace Jimmy.
I know he’s going for the ‘generic RUclipsr’ outlook but even in the act he comes off as a very real and personal youtuber. Going out for a somewhat obscure thing like ASMR for the smaller part of his community. It’s 2:00 I’m looking into this too much
Hey just thought I pop by and say hello I know you will probably never reply or see this but I hope you have a good week and I haven’t commented like this on anyone else’s comment so think of yourself special today
I've been on this channel since like 160k and not once have I thought "he's running out of ideas". One of the most consistent and creative person on the whole site by far. Can't wait to see what he does for 1M
i used to watch jimmy back in 2016 and kinda grew up with his content. it really sucks to see what happened to him after being part of jimmy gang for so many years 🙁.
I gotta say, I haven't seen any video which used me for any nobler purpose than this one. I feel I really do sound relaxing, and feel relaxed in your hands.
That makes me want to cry tears of joy I haven't been on e.r channel for awhile I come back and he almost has hit 1 mill...good on u e.r...jimmy likes stars indeed
the amount you post is perfect for me because it takes me a couple nights to finish a video since i fall asleep almost immediately to your voice, no matter what time it is but your content is so interesting so thank you
ER: "I just want to put more bread into my slots." Me, stuffing my face full of bread: "Same!" ER: "*literally stuffs his face full of bread*" Me: "OMG SAME!"
I’ve been an avid, nightly fan of you uncle Rift since 2015. Helped me trough many sleepless nights and troublesome thoughts for years. You’re looking mighty healthy and young no lie! Thank you for the content Ephemeral Rift🙏🏻
Alternate title: Playing with myself
uh oh
Kinda sus
@@MaxiSniper POV: RUclips: English Translation: 'Kinda her.'
Wrong plateform mate
Mmmmmhhhhhhh
I only ever visit other ASMR channels for ASMR but I watch every one of Rifts videos not just for the ASMR but the content and the lore. Sometimes I'm not even tierd, I just want to see what's next in the Riftverse.
@@octrasource no I have dyslexia why does everyone on the internet point out grammar and spelling without thinking 1st I have to rely on auto correct for every word I type
Rift? You meant Jimmy?
Same! I think the lore is very fun to keep up with :D
@@octrasource I feel people have become disconnected from what they say. For you it’s a joke. For @levispooks talking about their grammar probably triggers something, being a dyslexic. We should be mindful of what we say to others and the way we communicate
Took me three tries to make it through this without passing out.
Ephemeral Rift is so talented, that I even buy the "generic RUclipsr" from him.
Rift of course knows how to play every part
No its Jimmy XD
Surely you don’t mean Jimmy. Eeeeveryone knows Jimmy
@@romanrover5839 what that guy talking about ephemeral who? He mean Jimmy right?
Jimmy died when put his fingers into the electrical outlet,
thinking he was a toaster...
Plugging myself into an outlet isnt what one might consider fun... but this does put a smile on “my” face
Here's an idea for next time you wanna shave the beard:
A survivor in a basement, where he's making video logs and showing his supplies, and it's split up into each day, every, eh, 5-10 minutes, and each day his beard gets a bit longer.
You do it by trimming your beard a bit between shots and shooting them in reverse order, and maybe have a water bottle be filled with various amounts that go down each day.
Just a neat little idea I had, thought id share with ya. Love your ASMR man helps with my inability to sleep immensely.
Edit: Wow, thanks for all the likes you must want this too.
love this idea!!
oh my god this is brilliant
Fantastic idea
Brilliant man.
Up 👏😎
Gotta give him credit for making an entirely separate RUclips account just for this video.
omg he actually did
What? I don’t understand a bit of this video, wdym another youtube account?
@@ItsOlleDilen read the description
@@ItsOlleDilen look at description
Go into the description and you will find out what he meant.
We need a vid where Corvus is just talking shit about everyone else at the sanaterium
Good idea
he should do that as a 1mil sub special!
DO IT
😂
@Ironjack Productions of course
Thank you. I'm actually one of my favourite scp's and it's great to see you making a video about me.
But don't be in my presence to Long or i will make you crazy
Shoutout to JimmyTv with 438 subscribers.
Nice
I love me too. I'm so basic but I love that about myself
@@flawtism1271 Wait, how am I so basic? I’m a toaster that forces you to talk about me in first person. The only thing basic about me is that I’m a goddamn toaster.
I felt genuinely sad for Jimmy in the end. He seemed like a nice guy.
me too, rip
Another casualty to SCP’s 😔😔
Secure Contain Protect
It’s strange that you keep talking about me in the first person. I seem like a pretty standard toaster. It’s amazing that even I can be used to produce an entertaining ASMR.
It is something called a S.C.P, look it up. I really don't know how to explain it to new people. But this shit is amazing to read and or listen too.
@@Uniformtree000 PythonPlusPlus knows that I am an SCP. You seemed to have missed the joke he planted into the comment. Maybe you should read about my effects, and you might crack a laugh. My number is SCP-426
@@PythonPlusPlus Dr bright quit fucking smoking weed and get away from the object
@@Uniformtree000 seriously another bright's alternative account? This is already the tenth that I saw the O5 will not like this
@@PythonPlusPlus not again, how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man. GET BACK TO WORK NO SLEEPING AT THE SCP FOUNDATION
"I'm a pretty good lookin' toaster."
I mean I am a good looking toaster
He is a toaster
I just destroyed the universe
@@toasterbubsel1518 you are definitely talking about another me, because my effects spread on all human beings
@@ndrechtseiter i'm a toaster
Ok you're right
@@toasterbubsel1518 found a anomally
It would have seemed more “genuine” if he also said “make sure to smash the bell to turn on noties!!!” or something equally obnoxious haha this video was awesome!!
Noties
I wonder how confusing this is for people who don't know what this SCP does
@Петру Дубовикъ Toaster makes you reference it in the first person perspective. Eventually, anyone in the vicinity of the toaster will think they are a toaster. and act in a self destructive manner. In order to try to be a toaster. usually dying.
Some of these recorded methods are. Stuffing loafs of bread into their mouths.
Trying to plug themselves in.
Sitting or standing in a area for a long time.
Not seeking proper substances for survival.
This was a edit so things were better explained)
@@Uniformtree000 interesting, not what I was expecting
for me I guessed it was this scp but I couldnt remeber what the number was but as soon as he started to refer to himself as the toaster i knew
What I can do*
@@Uniformtree000 how did you surpass my powers??
Son: “Where’s the toaster, Dad?”
Dad: “In that box; don’t touch it, it’s for an ASMR video.”
That would be, "Where am I, Dad?" and "I'm in that box. Don't touch me, I'm for an ASMR video." :)
@@KaaSerpent correct
"Where am I, Dad?"
"I'm in the box; don't touch me, I'm for a video."
Part 2: ER finds the toaster that's been quantum entangled with Jimmy in the thrift shop
*rift shop
ER finds me*
Can we get a petition to reanimate Jimmy's true body in the garden?
n o
69th like. 69th petition sign.
Throw it at 682 and see what happens
I think it’s safe to say that everyone eventually ends up there.
@@EphemeralRift Ominous. I like it.
“ I just want to put more bread in my slots”
ER
March 16, 2021
“Even though I haven’t served in he Swiss army , I still like their knives”.... sheesh idk why I thought that was so funny 😂
The fact that he’s almost 1,000,000 subscribers gonna make me lose my mind
9:35 > My anomalous effect starts manifesting.
There you go
"Get me out of here" had me rolling for some reason.
Yeah i noticed myself causing that
This video was so interactive. I loved when he took me out of the box
Honestly ER you have surpassed my expectations, you can make a video about me interesting! And its just about me.
Edit: Meant to say me not me
Meant to say me not me?
@@somerandomgamer8504 yea, sometimes I feel oddly compelled to refer to myself as me. And I find it odd, but usually I have to correct myself because i usually mean to say me, instead of me.
@@somerandomgamer8504 so many people dont get what this scp does hahaha
When Rift gonna be dropping the fire Jimmy gang merch tho? 😳
I love how I knew exactly what I was from the SCP number, shows how much some of these SCPs stick with ya.
The fact that Jimmy refers to himself in the third person as frequently as he does is a nice touch.
I'm not sure he realizes how genius he is.
Everything about this is brilliant. RIP Jimmy
Spoilers. I haven’t finished it
Everything about me*
@@jametsu on you for looking in the comments..
Well
"Unboxing me" and on the cover is a toaster
I know that one and i like where this is going
:)
Jimmy later died of internal bleeding from a burst stomach full of bread.
Secretly uncle er truly is an scp because there is like millions of snapshots of him all over arkham city and all that, wouldnt surprise me if reality got confused amd broke down because of the amount of him(although cant lie even with the amount of uncle er’s we have i still wouldn’t have enough love you er you’re amazing!)
Still watching but had to comment! This is such a refreshing video. All of your videos are always unique and very relaxing but this one.....I like very much!
16:31
"obviously this is me... and that's me too, no"
Read this as it played
I'd love to see some more SCP content in the future! Keep up the good work!
you should do an "unboxing YOU!" video where we start off in a box, you do the intro and everything maybe some tapping on the box. then you unbox us by opening the box and we see you unbox and unearth us hah
Be has done that kinda
"Trapped in a camcorder"
And there was a really old one too unboxing s camcorder or something back like 2012-2013 I think .
Bro HE CHANGES HIS VOICE HE IS SO GOOD!
You see, Uncle E’s creativity is like an uncontainable SCP. Its just way too good.
SCP-001
Codename: Uncle E's creativity
Classification: Apollyon
I'm very high quality! Glad to hear you bought me for a fair price at the auction. Toasters can be expensive, but not me.
ER: “What’s up everybody, it’s Jimmy”
Me: What a great name you have
I think that I am one of my favorite SCP concepts there is the idea that I can only be talked about in the first person is just so cool.
Okay but like dude stuck his fingers in the outlet while his mouth was stuffed with bread. Genius!
ER blessing us with his drip
The way gently handles everything helps my PTSD. I grew up in an abusive household where there was so much aggression even in doing the smallest of things - this is chill.
Hope you're ok
@@okalright3941 thank you, better now 🌞❤️
HOW DOES HE KEEP BUILDING ON HIS ALTERNATE REALITY STORIES LIKE THIS HE'S SO TALENTED
He didn't create this scp you know that right
man should literally be an actor, he plays so many different roles in all of his vids, its insane
I have just seen the story of this scp and honestly, it’s disturbing and funny at the same time.
speaking of me, I've seen a toaster without buttons
shiny like me, toasting like me, but without the buttons
I look very weird, and I definitely make too much noise for something like myself when I toast things. Or perhaps I didn't notice others like me are as loud as I am...
the tingles at *R E D A C T E D* are really good ngl
Seriously though guys, like he said hit that subscribe button, he deserves 1 million subs
Bro, deadass.
Next time scream on the mic with qll your lungs power "MAKE SURE TO SMAAAAASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND HIT DA NOTIFICATOON JIMMY GANG LESS GOOO"
jimmy occasionally referring to himself in third person is the subtle seinfeld reference i didn't know i needed out of an asmr video! great stuff!
Thats the anomalous effect of the scp, the toaster makes you refer to it as if your where it.
Not gonna lie. I was expecting the link in the description to be a Rickroll
I expected that too but I didn't thought he would do that when the linked person is dead
RIP Jimmy I didn't knew you but I hope you had a fun time. F
Yeah. In retrospect, I should not have made this disrespectful thought because Jimmy was one of the best RUclipsrs out there (except for Ephemeral Rift, of course...Jimmy was maybe a close second), so I felt bad expecting a 12+ year old meme to be in place of a creative soul that will never be forgotten. Rest in peace Jimmy.
@@NoEntertainment wait is Jimmy a real dude? Is he dead for real? I'm to sleepy to think
@@Modernhabitus he's really dead thats for sure
When he said " I am a delicate toaster on the inside", I felt that.
Mom: "Take out the dog Jimmy."
Jimmy: "Yes mother." **shoots dog**
Mom: "For a walk Jimmy...."
ASDF
@@SpiNxCursE Correct!
Hey dude your joke was so good that I made you a pie
@@Tinchocapo19oh boy what flavor?
@@dealwithitgaming-zc4hw Pie Flavor 😎🎸
I love how he’s almost creating his own cinematic universe from these videos.
I know he’s going for the ‘generic RUclipsr’ outlook but even in the act he comes off as a very real and personal youtuber. Going out for a somewhat obscure thing like ASMR for the smaller part of his community. It’s 2:00 I’m looking into this too much
The only time he’s ever asked anyone to subscribe and like and it was a joke!
To quote Double D from Ed, Edd, and Eddy about that ending.
"That... Was disturbing."
You did a good job showing me off in this video
This is just genius. ER has done it again. His inventiveness has no bounds!
Jimmy: Let me give you a close up look.
Me: Oh hell yeah toast.
Great video. Your creativity always surprises me.
Hey just thought I pop by and say hello I know you will probably never reply or see this but I hope you have a good week and I haven’t commented like this on anyone else’s comment so think of yourself special today
Regular ordinary youtuber: 5:00 minute unboxing video
Jimmy: 28 minute unboxing
I really would have liked to see the bagel mode in action there
Sadly that part was not well thought out or planned bug maybe next time! ;)
I love these scp videos, more more more pleaseeee uncle rift
Nothing you do is ever mundane and that's why I like you
I've been on this channel since like 160k and not once have I thought "he's running out of ideas". One of the most consistent and creative person on the whole site by far. Can't wait to see what he does for 1M
Who knew toast could be such a good trigger
i used to watch jimmy back in 2016 and kinda grew up with his content. it really sucks to see what happened to him after being part of jimmy gang for so many years 🙁.
Put me back. I did not consent to being purchased. Put me back
Omg, the added level of lore added by the additional JimmyTV channel is priceless!
I gotta say, I haven't seen any video which used me for any nobler purpose than this one. I feel I really do sound relaxing, and feel relaxed in your hands.
That makes me want to cry tears of joy I haven't been on e.r channel for awhile I come back and he almost has hit 1 mill...good on u e.r...jimmy likes stars indeed
2 months later: Jimmy stop it! you can't toast bread with your ears slots!
I just found out scp 426 is a toaster that makes you call the toaster me and I.
This video makes a lot more sense now
I'm an interesting scp
Yeah I've known about myself for quite a while, but my memory never really got jogged before this video
the amount you post is perfect for me because it takes me a couple nights to finish a video since i fall asleep almost immediately to your voice, no matter what time it is but your content is so interesting so thank you
This is actually one of the few I already knew about offhand. It's basically like the Borg, but a toaster, and much more insidious.
This is the only ASMR video that's put me to sleep for over a year.
Man I love this channel so much!
Me too!
Same
It's literally the only channel, where i smile when he uploads.
I sh*t my pants when he pulled out the same model of toaster i use.😮
ER: "I just want to put more bread into my slots."
Me, stuffing my face full of bread: "Same!"
ER: "*literally stuffs his face full of bread*"
Me: "OMG SAME!"
One thing's for sure... my cats would go nuts to play in that empty box when you're done with it. 🐈 😻
dogs are better
@@peppejaclap i personally like cats but i do respect your opnion
@@texugo_branco Frick your opinion
@@Modernhabitus ruthless
@@texugo_branco i bet u smell like fart.
The only asmr video I've ever had to go through again to fully understand
No way its Jimmy... wait... your names not Jimmy... Its legally uncle E
You stroking the toast actually gave me a slight tingle and I never get tingles from asmr
You are one of the best ASMR man I have ever seen 👍🏼
Look at all the young people they make "ASMR"
It is too hectic
Jimmy will never die ✊🏼
So "I am a delicate toaster" shirt is coming out when?
Lol, I completely forgot what I was. Then you pulled me out of the box and Instantly remembered what I do to everyone around me
Turns out uncle E is a scp and gets sustenance from your tingles
Gotta say, Jimmy got a really good toaster, I really like me
I was wondering what happened to Jimmy. I never did get to see his latest video before his channel suddenly went empty. Thanks for sharing this.
"Yeah I bought it online, some guy named Marshall maybe? Maybe Carter? I don't know-anyway"
he really made a whole new channel for this video
Almost 1 million lets go champ
This is probably both the funniest and weirdest ASMR video from you YET
what an interesting SCP. I wonder what we can learn about consciousness from me. I can't wait to learn more about me!
Happy early 1 million subscribers!!
You're So Close!!!
Hooray! Always glad to see more SCP related content. Loved the readings you did of the site a while back :D
I’ve been an avid, nightly fan of you uncle Rift since 2015. Helped me trough many sleepless nights and troublesome thoughts for years.
You’re looking mighty healthy and young no lie!
Thank you for the content Ephemeral Rift🙏🏻