What Kind of Human Are You? ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024

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  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  3 года назад +1666

    For those of you that are new here, this is a "sequel" if you will to the "What kind of SCP are you?" video created back in February 2020: ruclips.net/video/dqgsnxrzQeM/видео.html

    • @cheesemonke
      @cheesemonke 3 года назад +14

      Yo

    • @Kasai606
      @Kasai606 3 года назад +19

      My favorite video got a sequal pog

    • @kohamula8208
      @kohamula8208 3 года назад +5

      Third?

    • @1bixby
      @1bixby 3 года назад +3

      096

    • @brubbo0435
      @brubbo0435 3 года назад +13

      Man setting up lore like it's five nights at freddys

  • @grimtygranule5125
    @grimtygranule5125 3 года назад +9574

    At first I was like "Dang he looks kinda creepy" and then I saw him using a syringe on an actual banana and I knew everything was gonna be okay.

    • @sewerfern
      @sewerfern 3 года назад +230

      Makes me feel so safe 🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @mcchicken1849
      @mcchicken1849 3 года назад +281

      He literally peeled half of that poor bananas skin off before stabbing it with a needle, that makes me feel that everything is gonna be very far from okay, especially for that poor banana.

    • @jackbartlett6936
      @jackbartlett6936 3 года назад +56

      Made me close my legs made me feel so,weird 😂

    • @Jimmyboygohome
      @Jimmyboygohome 3 года назад +41

      THAT’S when you knew everything was gonna be okay?

    • @notyourproblem357
      @notyourproblem357 3 года назад +8

      s a m e

  • @JoshHill-jt7zv
    @JoshHill-jt7zv 3 года назад +7722

    So nobody's gonna talk about how he just tried to make that banana a titan

    • @Baseballman1224
      @Baseballman1224 3 года назад +504

      To be fair, that’s the least strange thing happening here

    • @wtwd
      @wtwd 3 года назад +292

      So that's why the lightning is yellow

    • @DeadSpectre329
      @DeadSpectre329 3 года назад +430

      With great Potassium, comes great Responsibility.

    • @godshrek3396
      @godshrek3396 3 года назад +57

      @@DeadSpectre329 ahhh u got me

    • @awalkingfire2176
      @awalkingfire2176 3 года назад +194

      I can just imagine an armored titan banana is just an oversized banana without its peel.

  • @operatorfish6588
    @operatorfish6588 3 года назад +3204

    Everyone asking "What kind of human are you?" but nobody asking "How human are you?"

    • @weirdbritishperson9542
      @weirdbritishperson9542 3 года назад +121

      I feel like this belongs on r/im14andthisisdeep even though I know it’s a joke

    • @nickbrandt2915
      @nickbrandt2915 3 года назад +72

      I'm not a human. I'm 14. and we all know those arn't human. Lol

    • @HauntedASMR
      @HauntedASMR 3 года назад +8

      whoa, mind blown o_o

    • @ExpiredLemonade
      @ExpiredLemonade 3 года назад +18

      i barely resemble a human im so silent and bloodlust

    • @hermes_..
      @hermes_.. 3 года назад +14

      i’m a polar bear lol

  • @voidtalker4169
    @voidtalker4169 3 года назад +4554

    Dave: “You do look vaguely familiar.”
    Me: “I mean you DID give me a haircut, show me your thrift shop three times, check me in to see Dr. Groot and introduced me to a pineapple, so”

    • @GreyTrafficCone
      @GreyTrafficCone 3 года назад +188

      But we stole his double sided axe, so maybe it's best that he doesn't recognise us

    • @kevincarnahan407
      @kevincarnahan407 3 года назад +96

      I even watched him get eaten by a bedroom side table, though he claims I must have been smoking something and imagined it.

    • @DespairXB
      @DespairXB 3 года назад +24

      I heard that as i was reading this comment and it threw me off guard,

    • @gamey__4642
      @gamey__4642 3 года назад +26

      He accually showed us his thrift shop 4 times cant forget about black friday

    • @seandonnellan3760
      @seandonnellan3760 3 года назад +21

      Had lunch at his place too. He served me octopus and apple

  • @lawsonhayes4176
    @lawsonhayes4176 3 года назад +6332

    “Out of your friends, which are you?”
    - truck freak
    - crazy ass
    - *sentient vegetable*
    - the fighter

    • @RoySaucer
      @RoySaucer 3 года назад +252

      Sentient Vegetables for the win

    • @cerys113
      @cerys113 3 года назад +160

      im the truck freak 🥶👺💪🤬

    • @fordsrest
      @fordsrest 3 года назад +138

      im the crazy ass

    • @_Scoff_
      @_Scoff_ 3 года назад +112

      Guess that makes me the fighter

    • @RoySaucer
      @RoySaucer 3 года назад +129

      The gangs all here lol

  • @dylanaroberts97
    @dylanaroberts97 3 года назад +1791

    Doctor Dave: I just want to test your reflexes.
    Also Doctor Dave: Fucking destroys kneecaps with a sledgehammer.

    • @reptileeli9636
      @reptileeli9636 3 года назад +51

      I'm tryna sleep, you can't be making me laugh like this XD

    • @jacobfletcher4495
      @jacobfletcher4495 2 года назад +38

      Same thing as “ I just wanna talk to him” *is hold ing a shotgun*

    • @sandvich_enjoyer
      @sandvich_enjoyer 2 года назад +16

      Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead, BONK!

    • @starrrzzz2905
      @starrrzzz2905 2 года назад +8

      @@sandvich_enjoyer I feel as if I sense a TF2 reference but I am not quite sure.

    • @AboveAll32
      @AboveAll32 2 года назад +9

      THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS *destroys your knees*

  • @notleviathan855
    @notleviathan855 3 года назад +4263

    I can imagine we're just a little kid sitting on like a doctors table, swinging our legs back and forth happily as some fish man inspects us.

  • @freya9499
    @freya9499 3 года назад +4507

    >*Clicks Video*
    >*Sees Dave holding a banana and inserting a syringe*
    Ah all is normal in the rift world.

    • @kingz4nd3r92
      @kingz4nd3r92 3 года назад +48

      *Click's video*
      >*First thing I see is Dave talking to a banana*
      What a creative human being😊

    • @romanrover5839
      @romanrover5839 3 года назад +41

      Crazy how when one sees enough of ER’s videos,you don’t even think anything of it when you see stuff like this

    • @theguy6923
      @theguy6923 3 года назад +6

      totally :-D

    • @tokyoto1
      @tokyoto1 3 года назад +4

      @Christian Ball that was insanely cringe 😂

    • @bigfloppa5731
      @bigfloppa5731 3 года назад +4

      @Christian Ball cringetopia

  • @GOAndrewT
    @GOAndrewT 3 года назад +538

    This is the part where we get to customize our character and pick a class

  • @alphastick21a35
    @alphastick21a35 3 года назад +1565

    It’s been a fat minute since we’ve had a genuine Rift World Role-play. Glad to see one again.

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 3 года назад +41

      And even longer since we got one featuring Dave.

    • @gingerfever691
      @gingerfever691 3 года назад +42

      Dude it’s been a whole obese hour since we’ve seen one

    • @alphastick21a35
      @alphastick21a35 3 года назад +6

      @@MysteriumArcanum fax

    • @Prah7ad
      @Prah7ad 3 года назад +7

      so exciting

    • @milliondollarsoup75
      @milliondollarsoup75 3 года назад +11

      Some might say...a chubby second or two

  • @thorcadail5812
    @thorcadail5812 3 года назад +2399

    Dr. Dave, to the Banana: You run along now
    Me: **fully expecting to see a banana run**

    • @tiltedtwitch
      @tiltedtwitch 3 года назад +39

      And gleek on his way out

    • @justlafver4931
      @justlafver4931 3 года назад +2

      @@tiltedtwitch wdym gleek

    • @justlafver4931
      @justlafver4931 3 года назад +5

      @Ooo You Cute oh i thought he meant the thing you can do with your tongue

    • @grouchodarx8868
      @grouchodarx8868 3 года назад +11

      I thought, I heard the 'pitter-patter' of little feet after Dr. Dave told the banana to "run along". 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @servodav6410
      @servodav6410 3 года назад +8

      He really missed the opportunity in telling the banana the “he needs to split”

  • @theplaguedoctor142
    @theplaguedoctor142 3 года назад +364

    31:19 "do you have any fears?"
    "I'm afraid I am unsure of what you mean."
    "Okay." (Writes that down)

    • @whoami405
      @whoami405 2 года назад +4

      @@Pendoble Didn’t know this was a grammarly add- /j (THIS IS A JOKE I DONT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE)

    • @Mr_Tuna69
      @Mr_Tuna69 2 года назад +4

      @@whoami405 I’m offended (joke don’t be offended)

    • @Uranium----...---23592
      @Uranium----...---23592 2 года назад +5

      @@Mr_Tuna69 it is I, the offender, I have come to offend people using the letter m

    • @cdrawdy
      @cdrawdy 2 года назад +6

      @@Uranium----...---23592 i, the defender, am defending the people with the letter a

    • @cRAVEtrance
      @cRAVEtrance Год назад +1

      My favorite party of ASMR role play are the funny back and forths we have :-)

  • @EGSS
    @EGSS 3 года назад +2595

    Imagine this is what he actually looks like. And he’s a genuine alien.

  • @scornmaz3
    @scornmaz3 3 года назад +2533

    Direct me to those patients who refer to Dr. Dave as "that creepy fish doctor", i just wanna talk

  • @Night0shine
    @Night0shine 3 года назад +212

    Dave's surprise when we "guessed" the pencil correctly kills me

  • @tszyeelai
    @tszyeelai 3 года назад +2862

    Q: What kind of human are you?
    A: No.

    • @XimxanWendigo
      @XimxanWendigo 3 года назад +15

      @Christian Ball 1000 years of constant human evolution to create a hairless fu-

    • @toxicmasculinity3976
      @toxicmasculinity3976 3 года назад +8

      @@XimxanWendigo 10,000*

    • @thedarkestplane1816
      @thedarkestplane1816 3 года назад +1

      @@toxicmasculinity3976** ahem** 10,000,000

    • @JOEMAMA_06
      @JOEMAMA_06 3 года назад +1

      I'm a furry

    • @TheGrayestVivi
      @TheGrayestVivi 3 года назад +15

      @@JOEMAMA_06 Don't make me get rhe Heavy Flamer

  • @r.i.pjuicewrld7941
    @r.i.pjuicewrld7941 3 года назад +800

    Me: "so whats my personality type"?
    My therapist: 0:37

    • @2yllusthe1st
      @2yllusthe1st 3 года назад +31

      Im dead🤣🤣

    • @thegoldenpath326
      @thegoldenpath326 3 года назад +17

      I legit laughed out loud. Take your like Cap'n

    • @flavorousearthworm3651
      @flavorousearthworm3651 3 года назад +13

      this had no business being that funny 💀💀

    • @vanessabowl
      @vanessabowl 3 года назад +4

      Lmfao! Literally!! That’s too good! 🤣👌

    • @r.a.k4390
      @r.a.k4390 3 года назад +5

      Personally I'm more of a sentient vegetable

  • @SevenOne_71
    @SevenOne_71 3 года назад +108

    this entire hour i havent been able to focus on the asmr, instead im fascinated and terrified about the amount of power you hold by being able to just wake up one day and decide to look like cthulhu

    • @temporalCaster
      @temporalCaster 3 года назад +23

      Oh you mean Kevin? Yeah we've seen him a few times before too! Dave is a Deep One though, but it's close enough

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 3 года назад +13

      @@temporalCaster now I think about it, it's been a hot minute since we last saw Kevin

  • @gagirl1231
    @gagirl1231 3 года назад +1227

    Not gonna lie, my first reaction was "...hey, what the fuck?" since this isn't my usual asmr fare, but your voice is actually extremely soothing lol

    • @tiltedtwitch
      @tiltedtwitch 3 года назад +107

      That is what everyone thinks when they see ER then they watch and their life is changed forever!

    • @avaisfaded1738
      @avaisfaded1738 3 года назад +82

      that happens a lot here

    • @rin0108_
      @rin0108_ 3 года назад +49

      He has a talent for making weird things extremely relaxing and quite entertaining too

    • @noirody6256
      @noirody6256 3 года назад +19

      yeah my first video of him was the what kind of scp are you and i fell asleep faster than normal asmr for sleep

    • @cosmic_poet7326
      @cosmic_poet7326 2 года назад +11

      Well…welcome to the wonderfully weird worlds of the Riftverse. Enjoy your stay!

  • @poob2372
    @poob2372 3 года назад +335

    I never realized how much he changes his voice for Dave. Such impressive voice work and acting!

    • @nathanreed7242
      @nathanreed7242 2 года назад +8

      kinda i guess, changing the pitch isnt really impressive

    • @andrxw4523
      @andrxw4523 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@nathanreed7242It’s impressive considering how long he does it for/has to whisper as well

    • @Dr.HooWho
      @Dr.HooWho 9 месяцев назад

      ​@andrxw4523 it's not difficult unless you're the type to be able to do it due to how their voice are

  • @UnfriedMouthWheat
    @UnfriedMouthWheat 3 года назад +319

    Respect where it is needs to be given, Humans and Bananas share a surprising about of dna structure and patterns with eachother. Dr.Dave is just making sure that this slightly less sentient human is being taken care of

  • @patinthesnow752
    @patinthesnow752 3 года назад +1503

    “Do you currently have a thirst for human blood?”
    Me: now that you mention it, where did you say those other humans were being held?

    • @kn9925
      @kn9925 3 года назад +55

      @@kagegauge550 Alright uncle Barry, it’s time to let them free. Just put down the gun.

    • @cath-zy2371
      @cath-zy2371 3 года назад +40

      @@kagegauge550 ya sure grandma, now c'mon let's get you to bed.

    • @863_jordyy
      @863_jordyy 3 года назад +7

      @@cath-zy2371 I AM DIEING RIGHT NOW.

    • @dhanushreeruia5755
      @dhanushreeruia5755 3 года назад +12

      @@863_jordyy I'll call an ambulance dear

    • @Jon-mo1rw
      @Jon-mo1rw 3 года назад +7

      @@kagegauge550 wait a fucking minute-

  • @NoEntertainment
    @NoEntertainment 3 года назад +755

    i would write a joke comment like how I usually would from time to time but I'm genuinely glad we're back to arkham lore. you know how to please us

    • @jochumm6099
      @jochumm6099 3 года назад +4

      I recocnize you haha

    • @Kennnnyy__
      @Kennnnyy__ 3 года назад +8

      Man I missed Dave. Only videos to give me tingles, period.

    • @jordigeven8485
      @jordigeven8485 3 года назад +1

      Why did your comment make me realise this is actually a new video and not some old one in my recommended oof

    • @billyjoejimbob75
      @billyjoejimbob75 3 года назад

      There's something fishy going on here?

    • @Lemonbirch18
      @Lemonbirch18 3 года назад

      Please us Rift please us

  • @Ava-uo2nr
    @Ava-uo2nr 3 года назад +63

    i love that ER doesn’t have an intro, he just jumps right into the video. it’s very relaxing and a nice break from asmr intros (not saying intros are a bad thing

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 3 года назад +5

      The only time I don't care for intros is when the person is in the same outfit/costume as they are in the rest of the video.

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN 2 месяца назад

      Intros are pretty bad

  • @shadowbrine114
    @shadowbrine114 3 года назад +564

    Me: Haven't seen Rift's videos in a while, wonder what he's up to?
    Video starts and he's immediately talking to a banana
    Me: Yep. Glad to see nothing's changed

    • @spoonvvv
      @spoonvvv 3 года назад +7

      this was literally me

    • @MinaWalker
      @MinaWalker Год назад +1

      Maybe banana made him go insane lol 😂

  • @tormentedking333
    @tormentedking333 3 года назад +312

    This man needs a netflix series of his story line he created all acted by himself, I mean his plots are genius, I would have run out of Ideas ages ago! Keep it up!

    • @heybuddy4447
      @heybuddy4447 3 года назад +8

      Like a Tyler Perry movie?

    • @beef_2134
      @beef_2134 3 года назад +8

      We need to sponsor this man

    • @Kurokom1
      @Kurokom1 2 года назад

      @@beef_2134 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcxxxxxxxxxxcccccccccccccc

  • @Maskrade
    @Maskrade 3 года назад +288

    Are we just going to ignore how good his disguise is! EVEN HIS EYES ARE RED!!!

    • @octopussmasher2694
      @octopussmasher2694 3 года назад +56

      That’s all the seaweed he smokes to get in character

    • @total_biscu1t683
      @total_biscu1t683 3 года назад +33

      What disguise that’s Doctor Dave

    • @Maskrade
      @Maskrade 3 года назад +8

      @@total_biscu1t683 *Breaks 4th wall completely*, NOW DO YOU SEE IT?

    • @PurpleLightningYT
      @PurpleLightningYT Год назад +11

      Plot twist:He purposely got high to do that.

    • @Maskrade
      @Maskrade Год назад +4

      @@PurpleLightningYT dedication.

  • @codyblackler9960
    @codyblackler9960 3 года назад +387

    Probably one of my favorite characters in the E.R. Universe

    • @Chuckiele
      @Chuckiele 3 года назад +14

      Same, nice character and very relaxing voice.

    • @heartstomper1868
      @heartstomper1868 3 года назад +6

      I love this character, I would love a return ❤️

    • @sodapop2751
      @sodapop2751 3 года назад +1

      My favorite is corvus

  • @sheagod69
    @sheagod69 3 года назад +615

    It's actually hard to believe this is Mr. Rift here. He's really good not breaking character.

    • @lifeispain404
      @lifeispain404 3 года назад +17

      @@truthspotter1758 i dont think you understand what a dictator is

    • @wolfrum1779
      @wolfrum1779 3 года назад +32

      @@truthspotter1758 WHO you vote for is not a matter of public record. IF you vote, it is recorded, but your vote is kept secret. I'm actually just putting this here for other people, as you are clearly a bot.

    • @peresusjacksonfan
      @peresusjacksonfan 3 года назад +5

      @@truthspotter1758 you joined 19 hrs per this comment. So not kindly screw off

    • @iiwavesii4151
      @iiwavesii4151 3 года назад +4

      @@truthspotter1758 Pretty sure this man is a bot or sum joined 20 hours ago and says some stupid shit

    • @bassclarinet69
      @bassclarinet69 3 года назад +4

      @@iiwavesii4151 er is an anarcho syndicalist who even made a video about not voting on election day lmao. Methinks a bot

  • @MR-yt7ts
    @MR-yt7ts 3 года назад +108

    My sister walked in while I was watching this, I didn’t know how to explain so we just nodded at each other and continued with our day.

  • @gingerfever691
    @gingerfever691 3 года назад +348

    I was just thinking yesterday about how I haven’t seen Dave in a while,then I see this. BLESSED BE PAPA E

  • @austinhunton6665
    @austinhunton6665 3 года назад +488

    I like how he casually mentions an "Intimate" relationship with corvus

    • @allmyheartneko3914
      @allmyheartneko3914 3 года назад +4

      when did he say that?

    • @austinhunton6665
      @austinhunton6665 3 года назад +14

      @@allmyheartneko3914 I figured he was implying it we he said we would "get lucky" with corvus

    • @distant1334
      @distant1334 3 года назад +4

      TiL corvis is gay

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  3 года назад +137

      I’m sorry to disappoint but that is not at all what Dave was trying to imply.

    • @DerekHansell
      @DerekHansell 3 года назад +59

      @@EphemeralRift Too late. I'm sure there's already a Riftworld fanfic shipping Dave and Corvus.

  • @mangomangomilkshake5744
    @mangomangomilkshake5744 3 года назад +21

    The way he kinda shake his head and stuff just gives more detail to the character I love it

  • @faranqasim2886
    @faranqasim2886 3 года назад +725

    At the start, this guy looked like he was interested only in straight-forward, simple asmr😅😂

    • @Gotham_Outlaw
      @Gotham_Outlaw 3 года назад +59

      Started with just eating chocolate and drinking beer lol. He hasn't made a single bad video imo

    • @rottentea2980
      @rottentea2980 3 года назад +6

      @@Gotham_Outlaw ...and this one video where he rides a toy dunkey or something ._.

    • @Gotham_Outlaw
      @Gotham_Outlaw 3 года назад +18

      @@rottentea2980 but was it a bad video tho? Lol

    • @rottentea2980
      @rottentea2980 3 года назад +7

      @@Gotham_Outlaw Hell no :D. Couldn't find it again tho, hope he hasnt deleted it

    • @zebobez2715
      @zebobez2715 3 года назад +18

      Have you seen some of his early stuff? It's even crazier than the stuff he puts out now.

  • @w_h_y1112
    @w_h_y1112 3 года назад +168

    Him: now its time for a brain exam
    Me: ... ok (expecting some sort of cool tech or something)
    Him: straight up proceeds to take off half of my head and dislocate my brain without me dying

  • @williamking579
    @williamking579 2 года назад +134

    "I'm just going to test your reflexes"
    In other words,
    pitter patter, your knees are shatter

  • @zaleaz
    @zaleaz 3 года назад +504

    Title: What kind of human are you?
    Me:
    Me: Oh. 👁👄👁 *existential crisis*

  • @ethanbrandt8617
    @ethanbrandt8617 3 года назад +188

    Another relaxing session with that creepy fish doctor

    • @knockoff8854
      @knockoff8854 3 года назад +8

      What do you mean? He's just built different.

    • @evangault1392
      @evangault1392 3 года назад +2

      @@knockoff8854 mood

    • @skrumpo
      @skrumpo 3 года назад +7

      thats no creepy fish doctor, thats just good ol’ dave

  • @aipaichi
    @aipaichi 3 года назад +83

    Me thinking: oh what a nice check up
    Him: let me take a look at you brain
    Me: oh cool, ask away mr. fish
    Him: I will just remove your scalp
    Me:wha-

  • @Gustavoenderdragon
    @Gustavoenderdragon 3 года назад +85

    Are you human?
    Do you have eyes?
    Pirates with only one eye:**Sweating**

  • @faircailin
    @faircailin 3 года назад +88

    24:40 - 25:00 Did... did Dave just say maybe we could “get lucky” and hook up with Corvus...?

    • @grammernotzi
      @grammernotzi 3 года назад +8

      Corvus could "beak" me all night long...😉

    • @duck7253
      @duck7253 2 года назад +2

      He sure did

  • @august6837
    @august6837 3 года назад +230

    I didn't look before clicking the notif and got quite a surprise

  • @CCG_LargoBargo
    @CCG_LargoBargo 3 года назад +198

    The talking banana could be a reference to his “The Whispering Banana asmr” video he made a long time ago

    • @derpfen9949
      @derpfen9949 3 года назад +9

      That is probably why the info card links to that video.

    • @CCG_LargoBargo
      @CCG_LargoBargo 3 года назад +5

      @@derpfen9949 that didn’t show up for me

    • @Littlemeast12Animations
      @Littlemeast12Animations 3 года назад +1

      @@CCG_LargoBargo same

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 3 года назад +2

      You're correct! That's exactly what he was referencing. Good eye, mate.

    • @Malenrick
      @Malenrick 3 года назад +1

      The lore goes deep

  • @supergamerhell5110
    @supergamerhell5110 Год назад +21

    That costume is honestly the most realistic thing I’ve ever seen

  • @logans.7932
    @logans.7932 3 года назад +489

    You tell Rift to put his mask on and he’s like “Alright, but if your kids start screaming in this Kroger don’t blame me.”

  • @ashdongetty8606
    @ashdongetty8606 3 года назад +372

    Him: Says, “Arkham Sanitarium”
    Me: “I’m Batman”

    • @n0b0dy15
      @n0b0dy15 3 года назад +9

      Lmao

    • @HarleyQuinn-zi5mh
      @HarleyQuinn-zi5mh 3 года назад +26

      Him: "are you feeling stressed? "
      Me: " well doc, I'm in Arkham asylum. I'm not quite sure if this is the dc universe or lovecraft but either way I'm not particularly comfortable."

    • @cotorturi2794
      @cotorturi2794 3 года назад +5

      The Sanitarium and the Asylum are in different universes, the Asylum in more apart of batman and it's universe. The Arkham Sanitarium has its own universe away from the asylum.

    • @Retr05548
      @Retr05548 3 года назад +2

      daeustarz it’s in the same universe same Gotham. It’s not the asylum it’s a sanitarium

    • @adrianaslund8605
      @adrianaslund8605 3 года назад +2

      It might be a reference to Arkham in the Lovecraft fictional universe. Which was the inspiration for Batman place of the same name. He kinda looks like a deep one.

  • @Mr_Sad07
    @Mr_Sad07 2 года назад +42

    Imagine how long it took to get the outfit on just to let some people sleep this man deserves like one million dollars cash

  • @sethezrathegodofbread
    @sethezrathegodofbread 3 года назад +468

    "What kind of human are you"
    Me: A barely living one

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 года назад +14

      Me: a depressed one and Boy do i Not Like other Humans

    • @weirdbritishperson9542
      @weirdbritishperson9542 3 года назад +3

      @@vincezockt127 same except that I seem to be a sentient vegetable

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 года назад

      @@weirdbritishperson9542 what the fuuuu-

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 года назад

      @@weirdbritishperson9542 well it's rift any ways-

    • @APPLE-eu4xe
      @APPLE-eu4xe 3 года назад +3

      You are what you eat

  • @honeydew1917
    @honeydew1917 3 года назад +389

    “What kind of human are you?”
    [Redacted]

    • @devilplaysgey4513
      @devilplaysgey4513 3 года назад +6

      underrated comment

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 3 года назад +8

      *Inhales* ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @dolansound9297
      @dolansound9297 3 года назад +3

      Scp foundations bat symbol

  • @calebfederico-dyer8837
    @calebfederico-dyer8837 2 года назад +35

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    100/100 would visit Dr Dave again, very welcoming and really cares for his patients.
    I was constipated, and came in with a a twisty stomach and he told me to put a fish up my behind and you should be going to the bathroom in no time, it cured me instantly
    Thanks Dave!❤️❤️❤️
    Have An Amazing Day Everyone/Everybody❤️🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻❤️

    • @teamobi3327
      @teamobi3327 Год назад +8

      Not to be confused with the fish in your ear that translates all known speech in the universe. *Sorry to those blissfully unaware of the Hitchhiker's Guide series.*

  • @ZensuiEdits
    @ZensuiEdits 3 года назад +38

    Not gonna lie
    I'd *LOVE* to have a full video dedicated to a "brain massage". That gets me the tingles like nothing else tbh.

    • @colbysparkes3209
      @colbysparkes3209 3 года назад +2

      Bro there is one just type in "ephemeral rift brain" and check the first few results

    • @ZensuiEdits
      @ZensuiEdits 3 года назад +1

      @@colbysparkes3209 Not where he fully massages it tho. I know which one you mean but I mean a 30-40minute video where he starts with a massage and it ends with him massaging the brain ^^'

    • @spinningsquare1325
      @spinningsquare1325 3 года назад +1

      @@ZensuiEdits yes please we need more of these

    • @inaristuff
      @inaristuff 3 года назад +1

      YESSSS

    • @KyleEvra
      @KyleEvra 2 года назад +1

      I want that to!
      Whispers to the brain to! 🧠

  • @wooooooooooo3338
    @wooooooooooo3338 3 года назад +53

    If anyone writes a book on ASMR it should be Rift. He's truly mastered the craft, it's incredible. 💛

  • @rokaq5163
    @rokaq5163 3 года назад +32

    How can it be that a grown-up man in a fish suit talking to a plastic brain makes me so relaxed.

  • @kidbasic2330
    @kidbasic2330 3 года назад +287

    "Can you gleek for me?"
    Me: "oh sure, lemme just grab my sour gummy worms"

    • @kaylahuddleston839
      @kaylahuddleston839 3 года назад +4

      I'm one of the few people who can do it in command. I def belong in Rift World

    • @Theover4000
      @Theover4000 3 года назад +1

      Mmm now i need to get more sour patch kids

    • @limetime9045
      @limetime9045 3 года назад +14

      I've honed my gleeking abilities. Saw a documentary on spitting cobras as a kid and got way too inspired. I can now gleek several feet if I'm hydrated.

    • @qaiwiwi
      @qaiwiwi 3 года назад +24

      @@limetime9045
      You got a defence mechanism.
      Gleek at the threat coming towards you

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 года назад

      Gleeking is easy for me, I've been doing it since 6 years old.

  • @starmadman1162
    @starmadman1162 3 года назад +306

    "before the U.S. government blew it up."

  • @Grochlink
    @Grochlink 3 года назад +48

    We don't deserve the level of dedication you put into these videos.

  • @94til_infinity
    @94til_infinity 3 года назад +14

    I find myself watching Rift videos not only for sleep but just to appreciate the art. This guy dressed as an aquatic creature and used a bird quill to write with. Such a daring twist of fate! Genius... 5 stars

  • @miyo._.5569
    @miyo._.5569 3 года назад +87

    Friend: which asmr video do you keep coming back to? Mine are Latte’s cafe rp 🥰
    Me: it’s complicated

    • @weirdbritishperson9542
      @weirdbritishperson9542 3 года назад

      Ummmm...... I think that you’re in the deep end when someone forces you to say

  • @hairosbootycheeks2627
    @hairosbootycheeks2627 3 года назад +8

    I only clicked this bc I was scrolling through YT and this thumbnail scared the shit out of me thank you for your time

  • @bloom418
    @bloom418 3 года назад +182

    “It’s not like your not special” thank you for that weird fish

  • @Acyz
    @Acyz 3 года назад +64

    I love how it looks like he's just constantly looking up.

  • @Highonskooma
    @Highonskooma 2 года назад +13

    First asmr video I ever saw, thank you.

  • @PrincessTrunksBriefs
    @PrincessTrunksBriefs 3 года назад +56

    When you took my brain out I slumped down in my chair on reflex.

  • @m3rcuryslaboratory322
    @m3rcuryslaboratory322 3 года назад +105

    He forgot sentient hair, can't forget about them.

  • @katyalumi
    @katyalumi Год назад +8

    okay tell me why i find a deep level of comfort in this specific character

    • @zoebaggins90
      @zoebaggins90 Год назад +5

      I think it's the accent and overall tone of voice.

    • @katyalumi
      @katyalumi Год назад

      @@zoebaggins90 probably

  • @thedundies9594
    @thedundies9594 3 года назад +21

    The amount of hard work this man puts into these videos is so admirable. I’m so glad to see his channel continue to grow

  • @jamesonjones1935
    @jamesonjones1935 3 года назад +9

    21:26 i love how rift is like that one boomer uncle who is really weird but you’ll take every chance you get to see them

  • @sparky8455
    @sparky8455 2 года назад +6

    Is anyone going to talk about how the mask in question is over $600? That's a man that cares about quality!

  • @aviolentcarrot
    @aviolentcarrot 3 года назад +37

    Being a sentient vegetable has its advantages.

    • @aviolentcarrot
      @aviolentcarrot 3 года назад

      @Guard 1211 I have never once rewound a video tape.

  • @jynxijuxtapoze3508
    @jynxijuxtapoze3508 3 года назад +61

    Dr. Dave: you don’t have to stare at my ugly mug
    me, a known monster f*cker: **heart eyes...for fish man**

    • @alternativeaquascaping517
      @alternativeaquascaping517 2 года назад +14

      Known?! Like there’s a wanted poster at the bar with the words under it “Known monster f*cker”. There’s some implied notoriety in there

    • @kriegsman7585
      @kriegsman7585 2 года назад +3

      @@alternativeaquascaping517 "I've been hunting that scum for 8 god damn years ,.....", the tall slender(not that kind) man at the back of the bar whom you only just noticed , grumbles,"never once caught him only trace I could find were his bastard kids and a trail of unpaid alimony papers all across the plains.".

    • @syrup5868
      @syrup5868 2 года назад +1

      @@alternativeaquascaping517 better go warn all the fictional monsters we know lmao

    • @tinybox-septiceye2949
      @tinybox-septiceye2949 2 года назад

      the only monster f*cker i know is sam winchester

  • @cthulhu5702
    @cthulhu5702 3 года назад +102

    "What kind of human are you?"
    *Yes*

  • @peoduction6068
    @peoduction6068 3 года назад +76

    Dude you're not just an ASMR artist. You're way too creative to be just called that.

  • @null321
    @null321 3 года назад +26

    Why is no one talking about how ER has successfully integrated his channel into Lovecraft’s universe ?

  • @bobthefett2412
    @bobthefett2412 3 года назад +18

    I wonder how many are discovering Dave for the first time and others who’ve been waiting 1-2 eons for him

  • @dc6867
    @dc6867 3 года назад +182

    “1... 2 yes 2 eyes I think that’s typical”
    Me with only one: 👁👄⚫️

    • @LuckyArceus
      @LuckyArceus 3 года назад +9

      Technically you have two. He never specified whether both were operational.

    • @dc6867
      @dc6867 3 года назад +17

      @@LuckyArceus no I only have one 😭

    • @jenosgiovanna2254
      @jenosgiovanna2254 3 года назад +4

      As soon as he said that I began my hunt for this very comment 🤣

    • @Nobody-yj8yq
      @Nobody-yj8yq 3 года назад +8

      @@Ilytmrw that's kind of a rude thing to say...

    • @kamerongale5248
      @kamerongale5248 3 года назад +4

      @@Nobody-yj8yq how is that rude?

  • @philiaioane1269
    @philiaioane1269 3 года назад +11

    Just realising how far my asmr addiction has gotten me to the point that I’m watching an alien fish doctor just to help me sleep… I should be worried but I feel so comfortable here

  • @StyxVXI
    @StyxVXI 3 года назад +149

    POV: there was a nuclear bomb that caused mutation and you’re the last human

    • @pizzam4nn
      @pizzam4nn 3 года назад +14

      POV: *You are a ghoul*

    • @Emerty1
      @Emerty1 3 года назад +7

      Adventure time

  • @burny535
    @burny535 3 года назад +109

    "The government blew up my home but that's not important right now."

  • @AM-bl9un
    @AM-bl9un Год назад +10

    what doctor who episode is this

  • @gamingmetnoel1900
    @gamingmetnoel1900 3 года назад +75

    ER: "Do you enjoy benevolent mild manne-"
    My Mind: "The benevolent bank, hasn't been succesfully robbed a single time in it's lifetime. You're going to change that."

    • @charliestoke1668
      @charliestoke1668 3 года назад +13

      “It’s a beautiful building, but we’re bringing ugly business. We’ll need codes to get deeper in, so look for their servers.”

    • @distant1334
      @distant1334 3 года назад +7

      AAAHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

    • @LastNameBravo23
      @LastNameBravo23 3 года назад +8

      GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL

    • @goodguybjorn
      @goodguybjorn 3 года назад +4

      @@LastNameBravo23 GO FUCKING GET IT

    • @rangerholladen5824
      @rangerholladen5824 3 года назад

      Donacdum!

  • @merchantotin6266
    @merchantotin6266 3 года назад +65

    Dave? we haven’t seen you for roughly 1-2 years.

  • @eleonorasassi3989
    @eleonorasassi3989 3 года назад +36

    Doctor: *isn't sure if I have one heart or more*
    Me: I trust him with my life and even my plants' life

  • @kbassassin8308
    @kbassassin8308 3 года назад +41

    He looks like he could be in Star Trek.

    • @taylorgibson9175
      @taylorgibson9175 3 года назад +3

      If u have watched Star Trek discovery he looks like the kelpian they rescue in season 3

  • @delliardo583
    @delliardo583 3 года назад +51

    Ring the bells for today,
    for the deep one returns his name is Dave!

  • @deluciv6634
    @deluciv6634 3 года назад +28

    Lmao bashes out my knee caps “it’s ok your fine”

  • @ceranopierce
    @ceranopierce 3 года назад +188

    I was once told I was a “prime xenomorph host” once.. whatever that means..

    • @pizzam4nn
      @pizzam4nn 3 года назад +21

      That's a compliment. Xeno queen would kill for someone like you :^)

    • @w1975b
      @w1975b 3 года назад +3

      @@kagegauge550 chest

    • @yikes_lazzy
      @yikes_lazzy 3 года назад +1

      Yeah that's not good ...

    • @heybuddy4447
      @heybuddy4447 3 года назад +1

      BK it is the stomach, granted it’s called a “chest burster” but it comes out of your aorta

    • @IKnowWhatYouDid3
      @IKnowWhatYouDid3 3 года назад +1

      @@heybuddy4447 hold up I thought adolescent xenomorphs start of being placed in the lungs

  • @yaqimbelton368
    @yaqimbelton368 3 года назад +27

    Dave would fit perfectly with Dr. Zoidberg's voice

  • @brandondanforth8342
    @brandondanforth8342 3 года назад +19

    Still my go-to video 4 months later. Would love to see more of Dave.

  • @gamemeister2905
    @gamemeister2905 3 года назад +217

    "What kind of human are you?"
    A depressed one, that's what.

    • @deathwishdd8998
      @deathwishdd8998 3 года назад +6

      Ima join this trend now, I'm depressed

    • @stevencorrea6946
      @stevencorrea6946 3 года назад +1

      Go listen to The Partridge Family theme song

    • @Cacadestroyer4000
      @Cacadestroyer4000 3 года назад +3

      I hope you’re okay💖

    • @gamemeister2905
      @gamemeister2905 3 года назад +2

      @Jett Palmer I wasn't trying to be?

    • @gamemeister2905
      @gamemeister2905 3 года назад +2

      @@Cacadestroyer4000 Well, I'm alive so that's something at least.

  • @worldwidewebster6224
    @worldwidewebster6224 3 года назад +51

    Y'know, we don't know what length his hair is now. It's covered in this video. How do we know he didn't cut it? Will he be the same? Fine out next time on: EPHEMERAL RIFT!

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 3 года назад +1

      Next time on Ephemeral Rift's Zondulous Adventures!

  • @buildingspike
    @buildingspike 9 месяцев назад +5

    I finally found you, Ocean Man.

  • @whiplashc.73
    @whiplashc.73 3 года назад +11

    my man even did eye makeup, the literal batman of asmrtists. Never fails to pleasantly surprise me.

  • @burritopuppy
    @burritopuppy 3 года назад +16

    Man I have never heard his voice sound anything like how it does in this video
    It just sounds like a different guy, impressive

  • @wuzzzzzz
    @wuzzzzzz 6 месяцев назад +4

    Love coming back to this one, Dave Is so relaxing

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  6 месяцев назад +2

      Dave appreciates your kind words!

  • @tokhak7276
    @tokhak7276 3 года назад +8

    You are still doing ASMR, since 8 years ago.. making all different concepts. You are amazing!

  • @ASMRJonie
    @ASMRJonie 3 года назад +15

    I absolutely adore how you go off the chart with your characters! Amazing and relaxing

  • @Zakariah_Hudson
    @Zakariah_Hudson 3 месяца назад

    I've been feeling sick for the past couple days. But ever since I started watching your asmr I've been able to relax a recover, and my sleep has got better too. Thank you

  • @errestothley2283
    @errestothley2283 3 года назад +22

    "Human beings, they're not my forte" now I want Italian asmr

    • @pizzam4nn
      @pizzam4nn 3 года назад +1

      Maybe pizza man?

  • @KiltLeo
    @KiltLeo 3 года назад +98

    Me riftwalking: Have I've been here before?
    ER: Sentient fruit
    Me: Rubber chicken is love, rubber chicken is life, iiää iiää kathūlu fëthæng.
    ER: Yes