Doctor Dave's Personality Test (DDTI) - ASMR (Subtitles)
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
- Doctor Dave pays you a visit to administer his very own personality test known as the "Doctor Dave Type Indicator".
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Dave: *doesn’t remember me*
Also Dave: “You are my number one favorite patient”
corvus said the same thing to me
Every doctor ever
Unironically realistic writing ain't it
Brother is that you?
I like Dr Dave the most of all the creations.
This is the weirdest Buzzfeed Quiz I've ever taken.
Yeah
@DemonicRobots your profile picture has quite the threatening stare 👀
You’re comparing this artistic performance to the mental equivalent of pop corn
Impeccable timing as usual, funky fish man.
69 likes nice
I like your funny words, funny fish man.
I like your moldy cheese skin, funky fish man
@@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly lol
@@max.t957 lmao
The fact that all of these masks cost upwards of 500 dollars (not including the gloves and accessories) is amazing to me. He is so committed and it's wonderful to see.
It looks like film level special effects! Do you know wtf it is he's wearing?? It seems like it's a lovecraftean creature, seems so random like something you could find at a thrift shop but also at the same time seems so specific that you'd have to special order one from a known source
@@sevenfallingarrows916 Lmao he puts the links for the masks and stuff that he wears in the description box of the videos. It comes from a mask and prop website.
@@sevenfallingarrows916 lol
He’s so close to 1 mil!!! I’m glad I was here for a while to witness his journey
His? There are at least 20 men. The men.
I've watched since 30,000. I'm so happy he's getting more recognition!
dude just hit 1M can't wait for special episode
He hit it, and I've been watching since around 500k.
Hes at 1 mil!!!
Dave: “If I were to describe the nameless horror in my native tongue, I would say”
Me: “(plugs ears) la la la not listening! Don’t wanna go insane!”
Nothing to worry about just a Ahog mgepog soth uh'enyth llll yeeognor yg'bthnknahh ng yeeogng yeeogogng nwngluii
O yea that guy yea he looks scary and odd eating habits but they are still a great dude
what it means ?
i need a time stamp
i’m pretty sure ✋︎❄︎ 🕈︎⚐︎🕆︎☹︎👎︎ 👌︎☜︎🖳︎ 📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📂︎📂︎📁︎📂︎📁︎📂︎ ⬧︎□︎ ◆︎♒︎♒︎ ⍓︎♏︎♋︎♒︎⑤︎♎︎□︎■︎❼︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♐︎♓︎■︎♎︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ⬧︎◻︎□︎□︎🙵⍓︎⑤︎ ♓︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬧︎♋︎♓︎♎︎ ⍓︎♏︎⬧︎ ♓︎❼︎♎︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎ ⧫︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬥︎♏︎❒︎♏︎ ☹︎✡︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 🖳︎🏱︎
(that’s how you spell it)
"So what did you get from the void?"
"my heart broken"
"Muffins?"
Muffins tend to have that effect on people
Well I guess I gotta stay away from those muffins now dont I
Muffin button
@@SkippytWalrus Dont press the red button, the red button. Dont press the reeed button.
Honestly I would want nothing more/less than muffins
"you wouldn't have liked it that much. You were eaten by a nameless horror"
You don't know what I'm into man.
Highly relatable
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Hooohoohoho-Hooold oooonnn XD
@@palmopolis_is_recording rawr
ah yes, *vore*
The timing of this being posted and my need for sleep being so high is uncanny! So close to 1 Million Rift!
Fax
Same here
same
Same its 5:30 am here my insomnia is kicking my @55
@@lewisleon2155 88p8pp78
the slow tap to our forehead at the beginning was so nice. i’d love if you did more of that in the future! the suit fabric made the best sound too
THORN
@@katiegregory4158 my queen
@@flywxngs I love her sm
Dave tells everyone their his favorite patient? What a nice guy!
Well Dave you are my favorite arkham asylum doctor…
If everyone he meets is his favorite than how does the people he meets keep getting better and replaces each paitent with a supposedly better patient therefore having the break in the time loop aways having a person better than the last and that is the
"Dr. Dave Patient Paradox"
By the way I just let my thoughts run wild on this random thing so pls don't criticize
I was waiting for the subtitles to pop up but then I was like *Oh yeaaa this is an asmr video. There won't be subtitles.* Still I pressed the CC button for fun, and HE HAS SUBTITLES. I mean I don't need it but I'm used to having it on. Thank you for the effort though and thank you for putting it on for those who need it!
When he started talking "his native tongue" i thought it'd translate.
It didn't.
But having subtitles for this is still pretty cool.
He even did for the actions! Just a few minutes in and I’m already dying:
[touches fishy finger to forehead] 😂❤️
Only in English though :( I miss community translated subs
Dave has always been my favorite Rift character, his videos are always great.
Almost every single one on his characters are great, there are all different and for different type of people
Hey Rift, you’re so close to 1million!! I can’t wait for that milestone and I’m sure you’re just as happy. You’ve come a long way and it sure has payed off! Keep on making videos and on behalf of everybody that watches this video. We thank you. 🙏
how could you dave? im not just another patient, im a friend! we even had lunch at your place. i feel so betrayed
Calm down ma’am please come on sir calms down down down clam down
ONE MILLION FOR THE BIG MAN. Everyone here show Rift some love for all the great stuff he makes and does for us. We’re here for the first million; so here’s to 10 🥂
Also this is my favorite character of yours. Bless you for making these, they really are a treat.
careful ,Corvus is gonna pop up from no where and be angry about it
@@laughtercatz Oh nuu...
CONGRATS ON ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS, UNCLE E! 🥳🎈🎉 I remember stumbling upon your videos about 6-7 years ago and thinking "wow, you probably have some REALLY great stories to tell" now here we are more than half a decade later and it's amazing to see the universe you've built. Can't wait to see what great things you do next.
Shout out to Uncle E for posting a nearly 50-minute video at 4 AM his time.
Eastern USA 🇺🇸 time
Amazing pfp
Yknow when I watched the first Doctor Dave video I clicked on it after looking at the thumbnail thinking, "How the hell am I going to like this?"
And now Doctor Dave is my favorite.
Finally I can sleep with the comfort of Dave’s glorious voice
bills: are you sure about that?
Excited for 1 mil! Been listening to you since probably mid 2017, probably even a little earlier just looking for plague doctor stuff on YT. Didn’t even know about ASMR before then and was honestly confused about it then just left it on and felt relaxed
Omg so close to 1 mil!!!
Next objective : 1 000 001
Man I've been watching you for a while now and its great to see you almost reaching 1 million Subscribers. Keep up the Great work. Your one of my Favorite ASMR Channels to watch
If waiting 3 millenia (3000 years) is like waiting 3 minutes for dave and we assume that he is for his species in his 50s because many people say thats about ERs age than he is 262 trillion years old.
That also makes Dave about 19 thousand times older than the observable universe.
@@ix_risor the keyword there is *observable* 🤌
@@flowersbloom4262 the origin point of the universe is within the observable zone so this is the oldest part even if there is more out there
Dave: “I had a dream about you”
Me: “ncaaaw that’s so sweet”
Dave: “you got eaten”
Me: “huh?!?”
I was literally hearing him say it as I was reading this 😄
I mean…..It could still be sweet. Just not how you thought but in the most literal way.
Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait
1Million! I've been waiting for this for a very long time. Long overdue ER!
imagine disliking this. 9 people don't know what life is all about
Yeah seriously I feel like people dislike to try to be first or something
We have a ratio of 6.1k likes to 81 dislikes noice
probably because doctor dave looks kinda creepy
YES FINALLY HE HIT 1 MIL DUDE IVE ALWAYS CAME TO ONE OF HIS VIDS TO WATCH HIM DO ASMR BUT ALSO SEE HOW CLOSE HE WAS TO 1 MIL AND HES AT 1 MIL CONGRATS
Wait so if every staff member at Arkham has a different way of assessing the personality, does this mean we will get a personality test video with each one...? 🥺❤
1 million!! Congrats Uncle E, you deserve it for all the great content you've made over the years! Here's to a million more!
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WATCH ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS PERFECT TIMING
Same
C O R R E C T .
I don't know about anyone else but I find Dave speaking in his native tongue to be very relaxing
Same
Wanna tell Cthulhu he still owe me a Big Mac he ate all mine two years ago
What the hell is a Big Mac?
@@shooterDisease a burger from McDonald's mate
@@gavinarthur1378
WHAT THE HELL IS A MCDONALDS???
@@shooterDisease A fast food chain that you find on every corner
@@shooterDisease right, the world government has already banned fast food! Recommend you to visit the Void
YES DAVE’SWHAT WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR
So close to 1 mil, can't wait Rift deserves it.
Imagine if we figure out radical life extension and he actually makes a sequel in 400 years
I’ll be there for it
1 Million subs! Couldn't happen to a more deserving content creator. Many congratulations!
YOU HIT 1,000,000 MAN, CONGRATS!!!
I've been having difficulty sleeping so I started listening to ASMR to help me relax and sleep to. Thanks to a close friend of mine (I haven't spoken to him in a while but that's life for you), he introduced me to your channel, saying you are a very "creative and original" ASMRtist. And he was right; you have so many creative ideas, storylines, and characters that I not only end up relaxing to them, I'm actually intrigued by your storytelling. I'm so thankful to Lance for showing me your channel and I'm extremely thankful you create such amazing content. I'm happy to be part of many subscribers to your channel and you should know you absolutely deserve the amount you have now. And you're now so close to a million! That proves I'm not the only one who enjoys the videos you make. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for being an amazing content creator and for being so amazing! ❤
Iv bean watching you every night for the last several years and I am so happy for your 1 million subs nice job from the bottom off my heart I rely on you to help me go to sleep so it really brings me joy to see you geting so far after all these years
That is next level commitment
SO CLOSE TO 1MIL. Glad I could be a part of this community love the content. Very happy to see you be so close to 1 million subs
I would love to listen to Dave talk about his adventures through timeliness in his native tongue :D
Congratulations, Paul! I'm sooo happy for you, been around here quite a few years now. You deserve it my man. Much love!
This man truly feels like an uncle to all of us. Just a bunch of cousins that tolerate each other for the sake of their beloved uncle
Been watching you since late March/early April 2015 when I first discovered ASMR and I was coping with the loss of an uncle. I think you were around 100k or 200k at the time. Now, seeing you so close to 1m is something that’s so surreal to see, and I’m just a viewer and subscriber. So I can only imagine how you’re feeling right now. I’m proud of you Uncle E.🙂
1 MILLION SUBS CONGRATS PAUL/RIFT
Congratulations on 1 million subs! Been watching your videos for a while now, your creativity knows no bounds. Thoroughly deserve all the subs 👏
It looks so hard to breathe in that thing yet you still make the video amazing. Thank you Uncle E.
Congrats on 1 million Uncle ER. Much deserved from the most creative ASMRtist
Suffering a personal loss, and my first thought on how to fall asleep after the news was to turn to E.R.'s videos. May you all have a peaceful day.
Congrats on 1 million ER!! You deserve it!
the big 1 mil - finally! :) - a big fan since 2013
So close. I've been here since 2018 but wow loyal fan dude nice
I don’t even know how many subscribers you had when I first became a fan but it was a lonnnngggg time ago. It’s looking like a million subs is right around the corner. so happy to see this milestone unfolding and there is no creator more deserving of it than you. Thank you ER for your creativity and dedication over the years, hope we have many more to come.
Literally got in bed and checked your channel, this is the earliest I've caught a video, only up 7 minutes.
Same
Congratulations on the 1 mill 🎉🎉🎉
Congrats on a mil btw
I think this is the first comment congratulating him on 1 mil. 👍🏻
Congratulations on 1 mil Rift, I hope you have a good day
Perfect timing, it's 2 am and I am wide awake. Thanks in advance, Dr. Dave!
I thank you for your gentleness and creativity. You truly are inspiring. Much love
1M letssss goooo been here for to long
1 mil subs. Congrats Uncle E and have a great day.
I can’t imagine how uncomfortable that suit is. *wait is it even a suit-*
Papa Rift is the suit.
I like to think that its just the front of a suit and there is no back side
Ikr? Poor Dave has to always put on these dry ass suits, not good for his scales :(
It's a wet suit, obviously
Lol its just a mask and long gloves
Congrats on 1 million, I can't even remember how long I've been here using your videos for sleep. Thank you
Whoa whoa whoa did Dave mention Dr. Winslow????
Haven’t seen that funky rhino doc in a while!
It’s crazy how you have been doing this for years and you still come up with the most creative ideas I love it
I zoned out for a minute and when I zoned back in mans was writing with a dismembered hand, I-
Congrats On One Million Subscribers ER!!! 🥳
You currently at 999k subscribers, in less than two days that big golden play button will be coming you’re way!
WE HITTED THE MILLIONNNNNNN🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
CONGRATS UNCLE E!!!!!!!love your creativity and all the effort you put on your videos,and listening to your podcasts its very interesting aswell.
Keep it up😁
HES AT 1 MIL YESS
Omg he's so close to 1 million subscribers!!! I remember watching his videos back in middle school. Now I'm a junior in college. ☺️😁 I'm so happy for you uncle rift. You've helped me with so much. Keep up the amazing work. 💚
"Finding the organization behind the problems?"
Wait... Does he read my comment files?
Almost at 1 million subscribers!!!!! Congratulations!!! Amazing content & well deserved!!!!
Can you do a video about being a “random household items before the apocalypse” salesman?! That would be amazing
Finally there's 1 million of us, it took longer than I thought but totally deserved, cheers Uncle E!
HE DID IT
1 MILLION PARTY LETS GO
1 MILLION, So deserving and underrated on how creative and amazing you are. Celebrate it well Rift!
Congratulations 1 Mil👑👑
One million! Thank you for the great times, greater tingles, and greatest times ahead!
1,000,000 Million subscribers. And they say the internet is only for the young. Congrats Rift🎉
Congratulations on 1M!!!!! Thats huge man. Long time fan
I love your videos, greetings from Brazil
Been here since 586k I’m so happy you hit 1 mil. You seriously have deserved it for a long time!
0:16 my manager when I’m 1 minute late for work
Congrats on 1M subs!!!! You definitely earned it ❤️
Get your "here before 1 million subscribers" tickets right here
Congratulations on hitting 1 million!! I’m so glad I’ve been here to watch you grow and I’ve been waiting for you to hit 1 million. If any RUclipsr deserves it, it’s you can’t wait to see you hit 2 million!
"Although, you wouldn't have liked it that much. You got eaten by a nameless horror too horrific to describe in English."
Joke's on you doctor, that's my favorite dream.
Congratulations on 1 million!!
I was listening to this and then my mom walked in and questioned what this was. I am no longer allowed to listen to this at my moms.
I've been watching since around 30,000 subscribers. I know it's taken a few dedicated years but I'm happy to finally see you getting the recognition you deserve.
AMAZING VIDEO LETS GOOO IM FROM THE PAST NOW ,FUTURE PERSON ,TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN IN THE VIDEO
How did I managed to get 3 peoples in the comment section notice that I exist ?
Oh it's a whole new experience with these new accurate captions )-)
Y’all everyone he reached 1 million!!!!!! Congrats dude 🎉. I’ve been here since 600k!
Duuuude, ive been waiting to post this for the last couple months, I started watching you when you had 20k subscribers, congrats on the 1M! You deserve it.
Concrats on 1 mil man.
I watched you all the way back when you first started, congratulations on 1 million. The creativity deserves a billion.
The Elder Ones have been waiting for your return....
Congrats on ONE MILLION!!!🎉🎉🎉 you deserve more to be honest, thanks for all that you do!