Doctor Al Z. Heimer's ASMR Checkup
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- Arkham Sanitarium's newest doctor / former patient performs a health assessment and cursory exam, eye exam with finger follow, and the following A.S.M.R treatments: calming hand motions with stress removal, cloth bandage, calming patient hands, paper cups, medical tape and random fabric.
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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I can see that the doctor moisturizes his hands a lot more than his face.
NippleOfOdin 😂
Moisturize me
came here to point that out but you beat me to it :D
Didn't grandpa tell us previously that he got a hand transplant?
Someone should give my channel some feedback
"Do you have any trouble swallowing?"
You better take me out on a date first before asking such questions
OUR LORD HAS AWAKEN FROM SLUMBER
Yuagleth'cho fhtagn aa'ksho?
He did take you out, Cthulhu
Max Grassy What did you say ?
Sheepy Square Up
The story of Albert Zimmerman Heimer is a tragic one. He had an eventful life; starting with a boxing career in his youth, becoming an army major in his prime, serving as an assassin for the CIA in his middle age, working as a mall cop in his later years, and finally being recruited by the Arkum Sanitarium in his old age where he became a doctor. Due to his old age and experience, most people called him G-Pa or Grandpa. Later, Al was slowly dying from oldness and because he was so important to the team, he volunteered to have experimental procedures done on him to help him live longer. However, they also resulted in giving Albert terrible Alzheimers and thus most of his wisdom was lost. Margaret, his wife, didn't cope so well and slowly drove herself insane and donned a mask. She now recalls no memory of her husband's tragedy and neither does Al.
DramakilzU Assassin for the CIA ??
Well, he did say he took out the guy that shot JFK so I assumed he was working for some underground organization. The source your looking for is ruclips.net/video/i42bL-s69Jo/видео.html at the 31:38 mark.
I was kinda thinking that. So why does Grandpa think Margaret is his wife?
Fun fact: there is an Ephemeral Rift wiki. Please make this canon!
what did he do again?
I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.
MrSeagull pears
MrSeagull Actually the best comment I've ever read
MrSeagull don’t think anyone wants it I just lost my grandad from Alzheimer’s dementia it ain’t nice
if you die and have Alzheimer, do you forget u died and come back?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My grandpa was offended by this video, but he doesnt remember why.
I'm going to hell for laughing.
Tereza Křičková you’re quite lucky. I would be seriously mad at you for that if I remembered what you did
r/comedyheaven
Caretaker starts playing
@@SPARKLYDEATHCAT who?
I feel like I enjoyed watching an old man struggle to remember things more than I should.
LupusCraven don't you know? That's how RUclips comment chains go lol
LupusCraven I know, I was laughing but at the same time like “oh my god this is NOT okay!”
Dr. Al-z-haimer: mindblow
@DerBoss r/cursedcomments
You and me both man haha
I can never get over how you fully transform into a completely different person / character. It's easy to forget you are one single person. All of these characters seem like their own person. Well done.
This doctor need a doctor
I love your name
*needs
InhaleTheGreen ExhaleTheDream 😂😂😂
I know right.....but should he be retired, because he looks to be 69. (But his hands aren't 😂😅).
Joe Biden asmr
Hehehehehehehe
Real
I watched this year's ago and had it om the point ofnthe bandage on the head and him rambling and thought the same thing only see a fellow comic as bet me too it almost 3 years ago 😂
I just laughed my ass off. Thanks for making my day.
This is all kinds of wrong. 😂
Doc: What brought you here today?
Me: Well you see iv been feelin....
Doc: I see your legs brought you here.
Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yout profile picture kinda matches your comment :D
@@diemimmie4382 it sure does!!😂😂
😂
i just noticed that *A*rkham *S*anitarium for *M*ental *R*ehabilitation is for ASMR
HOLEY SHEEEEEIIIIIITTTT! You just blew my mind, friend
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THURR. But it didn't work.
You dont say?
Yeah, it was obivious...
And i didn't notice until a couple days ago.(T^T)
Guys... guys...
It’s because he has Alzheimer’s.
Please hold your applause.
That feeling when you visit your grandpa with alzheimer on a regular basis and still are able to enjoy this video without getting triggered.
There are some feels i hope i never have to feel
Honestly though, I have no family that is affected but family friends and its heartbreaking.
I mean this is Arkham we are talking about, perhaps the doctor doesn't actually have Alzheimer's disease. maybe Professor Clemons just swapped his brain with a goldfish.
My grandma also had Alzheimer’s. I’m still okay with this video.
Ghost3210 I'm with you there bud, My (adoptive) mom would probably find this funny even
Hey this guy kinda reminds me of my acquaintance, Al Z Heimer. He’s a doctor down at Arkham Sanitarium. Great place.
He should make a video with the same doctor, but he’s a young man and has a GREAT memory. Like what he had for breakfast 2 weeks ago.
As someone who's father passed away a couple years ago of early onset Alzheimer's this video was almost sweet in some sense. Bittersweet yes, but it actually brought up more good memories than bad ones. I hope any other people who have experienced this think of the good times instead of being upset.
Time stamps :
Intro - 0:00:00
Tapping - 0:13:30
Asking questions - 0:14:40
Talking 0:26:30
Listening to heart beats - 0:29:00
Listening to lungs - 0:30:15
Following the finger/hand movements - 0:31:50
Stress removal - 0:40:35
Hand movements - 0:42:10
Bandage - 0:44:00
Patient hands - 0:50:55
Paper cups - 0:56:15
Medical tape - 1:00:20
Fabric - 1:06:10
Outro - 1:09:10
Good morning/afternoon/evening. Now please, go back to sleep.
ER is such a talented humorist, the fact that the medium is ASMR is just that much of an extra treat.
I like how his name tag is upside down so that he can read it in case he forgets his name again. Your attention to detail is amazing, rift.
Grandpa are you qualified to... Grandpa what are you doing with that needle!? GRANDPA!?
👍
🖓
ASMR Power Of Sound you're a quick one, aren't ya?
Hey it’s my other favorite asmr channel
Hey Dr John ! (or Jonnes? I'm french sorry :( )
👍🏾
I forgot what I was going to comment...
Jeff is usually the answer
christian Chavarria I get it
Where am I and how did I get here
What’s a internet
what?
This character reminds me so much of my grandfather, he passed very recently from alzheimers after struggling with it for years. This video is actually kind of comforting, reminds me of some of the silly things he did within his last few years. Great content as always.
i think its brilliant, funny, relaxing and actually brings light to the subject to what Alzheimer is.
KstewLover1 Nah.
NKstewLover1 I
KYDGN Useless comment lmao
@@rosehill664 hey bro how u doin after all this time
18:30 is by far the funniest part of the video
Needed some tingles to calm my nerves. I just came out today to a couple of my close friends after holding it in for years. I feel much happier now.
Let's play the game GAY or TRANS
Gotta ask how its been since
@@jordigeven8485 normal
i’m really curious to know how you’re doing by now
@@transgendy I'm in a 3 year relationship now and I'm very happy. I'm so beyond lucky and grateful too. My entire family (including extended) supports me, and every one of my friends has supported me as well. I'm thankful everyday for the immense amount of love my friends and family have for me. Thank you all for asking!
Patrolling the nuclear winter almost makes you wish for a Mojave.
Caltash Patrolling ER’s comment section almost makes you wish for the eradication of comments like this
Mustnot Benamed agreed
Caltash my old line 😂
Patrolling the comments almost make you wish they were didabled
Caltash hey, that’s my thing. Anyway, im gonna go nuclear winter the mojave during a patrol.
Sees everyone complaining about people triggered by video
*sees no triggered people*
Ironically the triggered people are the ones looking for triggered people. As is usual.
When it first released there were a few but they were burried.
It's funny. People getting triggered by the lack of triggered people...
i'm kinda triggered but i'm not going to ruin it for everyone else enjoying themselves
GlomorianPeacock yup
my grandmother died of Alzheimers but I can still enjoy this video.
*distant screaming*
Star Gamer youre making me hear things
Same
Luckly he didn't forget his teeth this morning.
And he remembered to press the record-button after 2 tries.
He probably just forgot to take them out the night before.
Gotta say, Rift, if I had the money for a mic, video camera, and a mask or two, I'd probably be asking for your blessing to make videos like yours. This is cool shit, and I really appreciate it. Keep up the good work, man!
To this day one of the best ER's ASMRs. The shifting audio, softer than usual voice... Really awesome to listen to it from a DAC-sporting audio player and armature headphones before sleep. The analytic sound makes it feel like ER is literally whispering into your ear. The sound is 3D.
I wish this track was available in FLAC outside of youtube.... And, yes, I've checked his Google Music(not bothering with anything else), it's not there...
What is Alzheimer's?
Is it
A.memory loss
A.memory loss
Or
3. The battle of Hastings
Where am i
Itz Dannoo This is the best comment ever.
Itz Dannoo underrated comment
Classic mock the week joke 👍
Mock The Week!
😂😂😂
“Al Heimer is a stand up guy”
That Al Heimer is shredded
Just like my president
I frequently stay up late to write and watching these Videos help
1. De-Stress about my deadline for my Senior Project
2. Help me get sleep
And I can't stress enough i've been able to get over my anxiety because of these videos
Thank you so much Uncle E
id love to see more of Dr. Al Z,Heimer
This dude can literally be anyone he wants
I hope i dont forget to wake up next morning
Arkham RUclips comments Administrator that's hot...
chill dude that makes one of us
I hope I do because I want to fucking die
Kat Carat can relate
My face exploded with contained laughter when he said By Cicle.
Your hands are pretty youthful considering
Louis Bradburn He used a lot of lotion, he forgets so he uses lotion like 5 times a day
MonochromePilots nein u
I used to visit my grandma who had dimensia. Was there for a while though. Kept falling asleep.
Anyone else go straight to the comments section?
Yep
That's because they're so fucking weird today...
Rex Casey what else would it be
DillondavoBMX i dive straight into them every time
Ye
We need another one of these with Al, I keep coming back to this one.
It's immersive to watch this over and over
I have watched this video so many times that I now say all the iconic lines with him while listening
Just bought a $500 pair of headphones and this was my goto asmr video for testing. My lord I haven't gotten this many tingles in YEARS
"Do you have any trouble swallowing?"
*Me:* I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS
He's basically just checking for any cancer of the throat or stomach or if you've got a lot of pain when swallowing because of a ulcer in your throat.
Sorry if I geeked out a bit. I'm just really into medical stuff and I'm thinking of getting myself a job in the medical Field
honestly i love your content, uncle e, but i find this video incredibly offensive. i just cant for the life of me seem to remember why
Get the fuck over it haha
: D
Killer Krabstar
Remember, remember, the 6th of November.
britten 101
You didn’t see the joke?
Noah Henault hA
Bold move having a character with alzheimer's, you manage to make me laugh but at the same time it makes me feel sorry for all the people with Alzheimer's
Good work
had this playing in hte background while studying and happened to listen in right as he said: ''James Hetfield is my favorite blues singer''
Omg yes Metallica is an amazing pop band
Have you heard their new song yet?? It’s called wrecking ball
The funny thing is that I actually forgot he uploaded this untill I saw it in my recommend list.
I am not a smart man
"She's out in Margret's garden" was pretty fuckin dark.
Well, what a fitting name for Grandpa
jayzer101 xD
Platitude for the day: If you don't mock yourself, eventually someone will do it for you.
Tavrin Callas yes yes yes and yes
Dark humor is like food...
Why am I here again?
Oh no.
"Speak now or forever hold your piece......You're not holding a piece are you?" *looks down quickly* I fucking died. That was f#%^@ing hilarious I'm not even joking I genuinely loved that moment it was perfect like something out of a stand up comedy it was genius
Grandpa?
Daddy?
*FATHER'S FATHER?*
GRAND DAD?
Uncle Fred? I thought what losted you in Russia in 1942.
Gohan?
When I saw the title of the video, I thought for a second it will be in SS camp.
Ok, so yea, after watching this I can kinda see why ppl may be offended, but only because it's so well done and real, almost too real maybe. Rift did his job a little too well this time. The "problem" might be that it wasn't done in enough of a jokative way but in more of a serious, sad way. Like every time he re-introduced himself it made me feel genuinely bad for the guy.
At the exact same time though, some of the commentary was hilarious and some of the best yet. Did you come up with that beat yourself? That part made me geek. That and the pretend my finger is a social media account and you're following it.
“No, no, Elizabeth is my brothers name.” 😂😂😂
I don’t remember seeing the video before but it was uploaded almost a year ago. Interesting
He should make another one of these...things....
I was gonna say something but I.... What was....
What’s goin’ on? Who are you?
I just love the papercups or tapping in general with the occasional repeated muttering of a single word or sentence. Another outstanding video!
Al Z. Heimer
I see what you did there.
To be honest, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ephemeral Rift. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of ASMR, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head.
Can't tell if you are joking or not....
cmonman89 it is a Rick and Morty copy pasta
Yes. And you need to have extensive knowledge of deep philosophical concepts in order to even grasp the most simple jokes and concepts in these videos.
Joss Zarnick That's not funny
Lucian Begley What isn’t funny? Did I say a joke funny man?
I think Ephemeral Rift is obsessed with the word "Sanctuary"...
doomshop I thought it was 'nefarious'.
I thought it was ampersand
I'll have 2 number 9's
Big Smoke im pretty sure that meme is as old as this granpa in the video
Big Smoke a number 9 large.
Number 6 with extra 𝘿 𝙄 𝙋
Big Smoke a number 7
2 #45s, one with cheese
When he said 1:04, "The heck is my name?" That was funny as hell.
*sees comments complaining about triggered people*
*sees comments about people complaining about triggered people*
*sees buried triggered comments*
*realize im laughing about an old man with Alzheimers*
*realize i really dont care*
You can’t stop this man from coming up with ideas
One question, before I forget- what, exactly, happens when one is buried in Margaret's garden, or when one merely goes out there? I personally have been buried there a few times, but I can't remember what happens and always wake up in my own bed.
Any theories or similar experiences? I would love an answer if anyone knows the truth:)
Definitely one of my most favorite videos with ASMR
29:47 was funny af
Joe Biden, is that you?
This is my favourite asmr video by far I love the concept ❤️
Same dude, I keep coming back to this one. So relaxing and funny.
Couldn't fall asleep because of the laughter for the first 10 or so minutes but then the exhaustion got the best of me 😂😂 Great video
Its official he literally doesnt run out of ideas.😂
Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation... I don't know why but I never noticed that before. Well played, Rift. Well played. Keep it up, Uncle E!
“You’re not holding a piece are you? We dont allow firearms in here. No no no.” 🤣😂
Fun fact the old man mask not matching the hands has a backstory in older videos where his hands have been replaced with younger less wrinkly ones
ha, i just went into the comments to see if anyone else remembered that
Y'know this reminds me of a joke about alzheimers.
You know, this kinda reminds me of a joke about alzheimers.
You know, this reminds me of a joke about alzheimers.
I'd tell it to you but I forgot the punchline.
goodness, that mask looks so authentic... it's like you've aged 30 years. great job.
Part of me is so sad, my grandfather had Alzheimer's. It's no joke, and the likelihood is that I'll have it too V_V
(Still great work here, keep it up)
Git gud
Lamb Choppy no u
Yes its sad, but you set yourself up to be trolled. The internet is not really a safe space. Pretty much 99% of the old folks get Alz. If they don't die before hand. Its a fact of life.
I’m in the same situation. Even worse is that my grandpa’s name is Al.
Furry Soda i actually thought his jome was savahe and funny af still fked up but funny
I can't sleep to this, it's too hilarious.
This is the best Biden ASMR yet!
This is your best ASMR video EVER ♥
This was great, such a good character!
we need more of this character, great acting as well
Oh, by the way, im Al. Z. Heimer, of the Arkam Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation, did you know that my friend Al works up there in Arkam, which reminds me that the Arkam Sanitarium is up there, yeah, a good friend of mine works at Arkam, yeah his names Al, Al Z. Heimer, he works at Arkam Sanitarium, up there in Arkam.......
"My name is .....my name is"
Is it Joe Biden
Literally first thing i thought 😭
Dr. Heimer has forgotten more about ASMR than you will ever know...every single day
"Al Z. Heimer"
I see what ya did there Rift.....
Clever of you.....
Dustin Barrett clever girl
PicassoMonkey wtf lol ephemeral rift?!?😂
Dustin Barrett Oh yes, its the best every time.
Dustin Barrett thats hilarious
Five-HundredEightySeven nice reference
"... ... You're not holding a piece are ya?" I'm dead.
What if the so called doctors are actually the patients and they've just created a mutual reality where they're treating the true doctors! 0.o
Now that's one big plot twist!
My great grandma had Alzheimers... I miss her so much... this was a good on rift, congrats!!
ive been watching your channel since like 2012-2013 and its been like watching a man spiral into madness lmaooooo
He’s the best surgeon we got! He might not remember why he’s cutting or where, but he’s also tired.
Anyone else notice the Paul Simon "You Can Call Me Al" song lyric reference at 40:10?
lol me when i..
i forgot what joke i was gonna make
“My name is…..Wait, Don’t tell me.” How would we know lol
I have a feeling he is aggressively whispered at for leaving the door unlocked
This is more comedy than ASMR. Its hard to relax when you're laughing every few seconds.
Aw hell nah Ephemeral Rift took 40 Benadryls