Hope y’all enjoy this one a little bit more this year as it is set in the Rift World universe a little more than previous TFHS questionnaires, with lots of tasty lore morsels for you to snack on!
This place is like a sanctuary for me, no matter how cold life has been to me seeing ephem do his thing on here and post regularly fills me with warmth and I have yet to come across another channel that gives me the same feeling
I love the world you've created. As a dungeon master for dungeons and dragons, I have a much deeper sense of admiration for the creation of worlds and telling stories. Plus its just awesome that you can do it through such a medium such as asmr. Major kudos
I decided to type down the dialogue up to 13:23 for shit posting - this may or may not be completely accurate: Greetings, At ease. I am field marshall Peter Tinfoil Pete Peters of the 21st 2nd 3rd division of the Tinfoil Hat Society, and I will be conducting this year’s annual TFHS questionnaire. Which will determine your eligibility as a new member or returning member into the TFHS. And I’ll be conducting on behalf of and as instructed by my commanding officer, who I am sure that you are very familiar with, Commander Timothy Tinfoil Tim Timmerman - who is currently out on a top secret mission. Now if you are new to the TFHS, allow me just a moment to explain the nature of this questionnaire and what we do. In case you aren’t aware we are the world’s leading organization in the fight against all of the nefarious organizations and their activities across the world. Whether it’s the illuminati, Knights Templar, the Reptilians, the government, the international corporations, the girls scouts, the boy scouts, the freemasons, and the worst of the bunch: the homosapiens. The TFHS was established millenia ago, long before the current state of this post-apocalyptic dystopian world; where the new world order and some think the entity has taken over. But it was the TFHS was established long time ago. Before 1982, when one particular individual took it upon himself to start this in an effort to fight against all the nefarious organizations that began to crop up. So it has been a… long, difficult, battle through all the centuries and millennia. So the reason we conduct this annual questionnaire exam; ever like to say to it, is to ensure that we only have the best of the best joining our fine, proud, organization; to ensure that we do not have any members of any nefarious organizations joining, k. Because we need to the best of the best to assist with undercover top secret operations. Not only that, but we also have a need of accountants, human resources, programmers, and even janitorial work, uh work, aswell. Ok. So before we begin with the questionnaire allow me a moment to show you what you will receive should you become a new member, or you successfully pass the questionnaire and are able to renew and retain your existing membership. Just a moment. The first thing that you will receive is your very own Tinfoil Hat Society membership card. You will need to sometimes show this display it to your fellow TFHS members as well as your commanding officer or any higher ranking officer. Now a long time ago, before the current state of the world, these cards used to also provide a discount at participating retail stores. But like I said, that was before the New World Order took over and banned everything and anything - and nothing. As well as music, video games, clothing, speaking, sleeping, being awake, sitting standing, laying down, etcetera etcetera. So you will receive that. You will also receive your very own tinfoil mug that you will be able to fill with your favorite beverage. Whether it’s juice, tea, etcetera. I know you’re probably wondering “Well aren’t those things banned?”, we have our own supply - that’s one of the benefits of being a member of the TFHS. We have access to some things we’ve been able to obtain and not from any of the men. I’m sure you are familiar with: the candyman, the video game man, the man himself - who created all of those clones. Well we have been keeping our eyes on him, some of our operatives have even been meeting with him. But anyway, this is a tinfoil mug it will keep whatever beverage that you fill it with protected from any mind control rays or anything nefarious that wishes to umm... do whatever nefarious action to disrupt the beverage. And that well should you ingest such a nefarious beverage, who knows what it might do to you. But with this tinfoil mug you can rest assured that nothing will happen. Ok so you will receive that. Something, uh, new this year: you’re very own tinfoil protected fountain pen. So that. K. So maybe to simply write with a fountain pen, practice calligraphy, whatever it might be you may be able to do that knowing that the ink is protected from any nefarious mind control beams and things like that. K so there you. Your very own TFHS fountain pen. You will also receive you’re very own sheet of quadruple ply officially sanctioned tinfoil. This can be used for any purpose: body armor, to maybe cover your keyboard, to use in conjunction with additional sheets like this that you can order. Should you need more, that you can reinforce your wall of your domicile residence. K, lot of uses for this. K. A very strong this is as I stated quadruple layed, so much more umm, has much more defensive qualities to it than the regular tinfoil. K. And of course your very own roll of officially sanctioned Tinfoil Hat Society tinfoil. Much better and much more safe than aluminum foil. K. So you will receive that as well.
Plot twist: the N.W.O is actually a WCW wrestling faction N.W.O and Hulk Hogan controls the people's minds. They have banned everything and anything including nothing... Except for the word "brothAr"
“Back in my day we wrapped everything in wood scraps that we called tinfoil” “Then the team of trees made actual tinfoil so we wouldn’t cut trees down for our tin foil”
I like how he nearly rolls his eyes back when talking about his commanding officer at 0:44 and how he is on a “top secret mission”. Uncle ER were you military? You must know about the green weenie if you were in.
@@boopsboops7692 They may take pur kids, they may take our wives, they may even take our freedom; But disrupting our beverages? That's when they cross the line
5:50 I have watched this 5 times and I just realized the only way to get around that he didnt say was banned was to either crouch or crab walk everywhere.
“We are the world’s leading organization against all the nefarious organization such and their activities across the world including the Knights Templar” The Assassins: Are we a joke to you?
I’ve become so attached to certain characters with you amazing role playing that I don’t see you in a mask, I see Dave, Corvus, Margaret, and the others.
Rift is perhaps the most interesting ASMRtist, to the point where I'm too captivated by what he has to say to actually fall asleep. I only came across the channel a few months ago but I just want to take this opportunity to appreciate the creativity and hard work that goes into each video. Rift, if you see this - you are my new favourite ASMRtist. Hell, my favourite RUclipsr, period.
I'm going to show this to my friend, and insist that this is an instructional video for TFHS officers to screen applicants. Truly insist it's real. Wish me luck! :D
Most likely you wont see this but i have a horrible time falling asleep but every time i turn on one of your videos i drift right to sleep thank you man your a real one
Hey Uncle E. I just wanted to let you know that you’re a huge (but very wholesome) meme on iFunny. Everyone loves you there and loves your videos. Please keep up your hard work throughout the new year!
iI had my online elective class final yesterday and instead of studying for it I spent my time watching this vid like 3 times literally thinking of the best answers. I ended my getting a 90% on the final, idk how bit whatever.
Rift lord and savior, may you grace us with a star wars roleplay in light of this recent mandalorian popularity? Like smuggler delivery or stormtrooper recruitment. Oh maybe training force powers through tingles! Just spitballing.
Holy heck. I've been watching and enjoying uncle E's content for almost a year now and I have only just had a look at his website. Everything links. What???? Aaah. I'm gonna have to rewatch them all now this is incredible
The store recognizes him and is like Store manager - “Uh oh... that, um, freak is back. If he goes up to you with tin foil limit him to 2 rolls.” Cashier new guy - “uh, what?” Store manager - “you’ll see. 2 tin foil rolls only.” Cashier new guy - “uh huh... right, sure.”
Cashier #1 to Cashier #2: "Why do you think that guy buys like six rolls of tin foil every week..?" Cashier #2 to Cashier #1: "Probably cooking drugs or something" Meanwhile... 14:31
Hope y’all enjoy this one a little bit more this year as it is set in the Rift World universe a little more than previous TFHS questionnaires, with lots of tasty lore morsels for you to snack on!
So again, who created TFHS ?
I enjoy your presence. Ya yeet.
*TIN*
Rift, please, make subtitles for your videos🙏🏻
Uncle E, you know we enjoy those tasty lore morsels. So kind of you.
Studying for finals? nah.
Studying the answers for the tin foil questionnaire? Yes sir.
Steve Winkleburg yes sir
Yes person
Yes egg
Yes cthulh
"deep" posts: we live in a society
E.R: we live in a tinfoil hat society
Hambaburbur
D C ???
Joseph Pettengil
Hambaburbur
H A M B A B U R B U R
MEDIC!!!
Everyone's always asking "Who is the Antichrist?" but no one ever asks "How is the Antichrist?"
Why is the Antichrist.
*WHEN IS THE ANTICHRIST*
WHAT IS THE ANTCHRIST?
How much is the Antichrist?
Antimatter
Rift: lists off bad groups
Me: starts to fall asleep already
Rift: *The Boy Scouts*
Me: (chuckles) I am in grave danger
Thee20th Doctor 69 likes. Nice.
Nice
He just said boy scouts when i was reading this
Thee20th Doctor lol i thought the same
Well he isn't wrong.
Rift: and the worst of them all, the homo-
Me in my head:oh god
Rift:sapiens
He got us ngl
Would have been actually funny if he really said it though 😂
Same mate
Christian G. wanna like but also wanna leave at 420 likes
Yeah humans are the species Homo sapiens, haha thats so funi.
No it isn’t please stop that.
Rift: any objections?
Me: Y-
Rift: no, great
*Wait just one momentary elapse.*
GoblinKillerDude69
5 seconds has passed!
@@boopsboops7692, Indeed.
You do not get an option in the tinfoil hat society!
@@naughtymelon6712 this is true.
"twenty-first second-third division"
El logistico
Zis is im-poss-ee-blay
Big brain math
Tyko Sun British divisions in a unit
Why is all his ASMR something that makes me relaxed and laugh
Because it's good asmr
The gayest gaycat true
high quality ASMR E X P E R I E N C E.
Oh, it's not meant to make you laugh
He is weed
This place is like a sanctuary for me, no matter how cold life has been to me seeing ephem do his thing on here and post regularly fills me with warmth and I have yet to come across another channel that gives me the same feeling
💜
You look a lot like that security guard that said he was a member are you guys related?
Wikern nah. The beard is custom for male members. Women wear their hair in braids.
@@marxjester9802 how is that relevant
@@davidhatcher7016 it just is. I'd say they know what they're talking about.
@@Teratofur incorrect answer
David hatcher it’s not supposed to be relevant it’s a joke
Gotta love a Field Marshal that still has a commanding officer that's some interesting army organization
Me: *pulls over to get some Girl Scout cookies*
ER: *walks up and starts battling the girls scouts as enemies*
Me: *Takes every box of thin mints there is while they are distracted*
Casey Lane bruh get out the way, those are frEAKIN *MINE*
Casey Lane 😂
ER:“I wanna use my bat!”
Rolls die
ER:”A 20! Good!”
👨🏻⚖️ 👧🏼👩🏼🦲👩🏼🦱
You ask a lot of questions...
*That's pretty suspicious.*
But you work for the Arkham sanitarium so I don’t trust you.
Go back to sleep cthulhu
Hey we have the same pfp
@@jamesiorio2558 Spooky.
Hey go back to sleep The Dark Lord
Oh man I cant wait for the 5,264th questionnaire
That's quite a specific number my friend.
The Names DeVito look at the title
Fun behind the scene fact;
Rift wasn’t wearing any pants or under roo’s in this video, but he was wearing miss-matched toe socks.
how did you get this information?
Sam reflection in the tinfoil
@@Sam-bu6mh he was stood behind him the entire time
Only a reptilian wears pants😑
You're incorrect he wore tinfoil
Tin foil hat vid drops right as the British Election wraps up? Something a foot there, where’s my tin foil hat...
It’s in the closet on the right side on the floor. Right next to your tin foil hydro flask.
Ooga booga
Droid 4 Delta
Interesting reaction, but what does it mean?
@@boopsboops7692 chemse been tooken
Qdawg 24
I see
Wife: “I’m ready to have a kid 😏”
Me: “Sorry honey, Uncle E. just uploaded tonight!”
@@smarrkidd5538 thats...pretty incorrect..even if its a joke its not good lol.
Watch same while you do the deed.
Whisper as you do it
@Jonathan Bronner 200%
69 likes... Lets keep it like that
Spinodinosour234 Kaloyan
I liked it when it had 87 likes so...
I love the world you've created. As a dungeon master for dungeons and dragons, I have a much deeper sense of admiration for the creation of worlds and telling stories. Plus its just awesome that you can do it through such a medium such as asmr. Major kudos
I feel the same way, which is why it's a shame that he's been moving away from it in his recent content.
This oughta be nefariously good
daaamn
Daniel
@@colonclosedparantheses293 legend.
@@terezakrickova, dairy
Jerome Kerr
Holy shit Spirited Away is my favorite movie 😃
I decided to type down the dialogue up to 13:23 for shit posting - this may or may not be completely accurate:
Greetings,
At ease. I am field marshall Peter Tinfoil Pete Peters of the 21st 2nd 3rd division of the Tinfoil Hat Society, and I will be conducting this year’s annual TFHS questionnaire. Which will determine your eligibility as a new member or returning member into the TFHS. And I’ll be conducting on behalf of and as instructed by my commanding officer, who I am sure that you are very familiar with, Commander Timothy Tinfoil Tim Timmerman - who is currently out on a top secret mission.
Now if you are new to the TFHS, allow me just a moment to explain the nature of this questionnaire and what we do. In case you aren’t aware we are the world’s leading organization in the fight against all of the nefarious organizations and their activities across the world. Whether it’s the illuminati, Knights Templar, the Reptilians, the government, the international corporations, the girls scouts, the boy scouts, the freemasons, and the worst of the bunch: the homosapiens.
The TFHS was established millenia ago, long before the current state of this post-apocalyptic dystopian world; where the new world order and some think the entity has taken over. But it was the TFHS was established long time ago. Before 1982, when one particular individual took it upon himself to start this in an effort to fight against all the nefarious organizations that began to crop up. So it has been a… long, difficult, battle through all the centuries and millennia. So the reason we conduct this annual questionnaire exam; ever like to say to it, is to ensure that we only have the best of the best joining our fine, proud, organization; to ensure that we do not have any members of any nefarious organizations joining, k. Because we need to the best of the best to assist with undercover top secret operations. Not only that, but we also have a need of accountants, human resources, programmers, and even janitorial work, uh work, aswell. Ok. So before we begin with the questionnaire allow me a moment to show you what you will receive should you become a new member, or you successfully pass the questionnaire and are able to renew and retain your existing membership. Just a moment.
The first thing that you will receive is your very own Tinfoil Hat Society membership card. You will need to sometimes show this display it to your fellow TFHS members as well as your commanding officer or any higher ranking officer. Now a long time ago, before the current state of the world, these cards used to also provide a discount at participating retail stores. But like I said, that was before the New World Order took over and banned everything and anything - and nothing. As well as music, video games, clothing, speaking, sleeping, being awake, sitting standing, laying down, etcetera etcetera. So you will receive that. You will also receive your very own tinfoil mug that you will be able to fill with your favorite beverage. Whether it’s juice, tea, etcetera. I know you’re probably wondering “Well aren’t those things banned?”, we have our own supply - that’s one of the benefits of being a member of the TFHS. We have access to some things we’ve been able to obtain and not from any of the men. I’m sure you are familiar with: the candyman, the video game man, the man himself - who created all of those clones. Well we have been keeping our eyes on him, some of our operatives have even been meeting with him. But anyway, this is a tinfoil mug it will keep whatever beverage that you fill it with protected from any mind control rays or anything nefarious that wishes to umm... do whatever nefarious action to disrupt the beverage. And that well should you ingest such a nefarious beverage, who knows what it might do to you. But with this tinfoil mug you can rest assured that nothing will happen. Ok so you will receive that.
Something, uh, new this year: you’re very own tinfoil protected fountain pen. So that. K. So maybe to simply write with a fountain pen, practice calligraphy, whatever it might be you may be able to do that knowing that the ink is protected from any nefarious mind control beams and things like that. K so there you. Your very own TFHS fountain pen. You will also receive you’re very own sheet of quadruple ply officially sanctioned tinfoil. This can be used for any purpose: body armor, to maybe cover your keyboard, to use in conjunction with additional sheets like this that you can order. Should you need more, that you can reinforce your wall of your domicile residence. K, lot of uses for this. K. A very strong this is as I stated quadruple layed, so much more umm, has much more defensive qualities to it than the regular tinfoil. K.
And of course your very own roll of officially sanctioned Tinfoil Hat Society tinfoil. Much better and much more safe than aluminum foil. K. So you will receive that as well.
This deserves more attention, this must have taken forever
Celebrity t0Ons ikr
incredibly based lol
in lore, is the TFHS actually a threat to Arkham Sanitarium or do they think the TFHS is a joke
derp_solar yes
Ephemeral Rift
Who would think of us as a joke? WERE BRAVE! WERE STUPID! WE WILL WI-
(*knock knock*) (jumps back and hides under blankets)
D C *tin foil blankets
DigiorniBoy
Yes yes I forgot to mention
@@EphemeralRift wait so are they a threat or a joke
"Peter 'Tinfoil' Pete Peterson... 21st 2nd 3rd division"
*I am great confusion*
We all get confused in the heat of passion jimbo
I believe its "Peter 'Tinfoil Pete' Peterson"
@@ImMitchie It’s actually Field Marshall Peter “Tinfoil Pete” Peters of the 21st 2nd 3rd Division of the Tinfoil Hat Society.
It genuinely delights me when you upload an hour long video Paul. As another Paul, I fully support your tin foil tendencies
my name is not paul
@@empirecrumbles615 no, just no
It's kinda weird... I've just read the comments... My birth name is Paul but I changed my name to Cyan because my family believe this shit.
@@CyanShaman lmao what "shit" do I believe? I was making a stupid joke, come on now!?
im not even surprised his name is Paul, he looks like a guy named Paul
Saw him wearing the hat on Instagram yesterday, so happy to see this series come back!
The Man Coalition, TFHS, International Leagues and all supporters
vs.
Arkham Sanitarium and the N.W.O
Plot twist: the N.W.O is actually a WCW wrestling faction N.W.O and Hulk Hogan controls the people's minds. They have banned everything and anything including nothing... Except for the word "brothAr"
I just wanna say that this man has better world building for his ASMR series then some TV show's on air right now. That's talent.
A lot of them I’d say…
Ive been addicted to this series. Good thing they are back
Uncle E: “Honey, where’s the tinfoil?”
His wife: “In the 2nd drawer. Why?”
Uncle E: *You wouldn’t get it*
when he said "the TFHS was established millenia ago, before.." i tought he was gonna say "before tin foil was invented"
Rem that woulda been better
“Back in my day we wrapped everything in wood scraps that we called tinfoil”
“Then the team of trees made actual tinfoil so we wouldn’t cut trees down for our tin foil”
ER: “How many citizens of the world are currently being mind controlled?”
Me: everyone except the TFHS
ER: okay
My birthday tomorrow; couldn't imagine a greater gift. Look forward to this every year, and can't wait to renew my membership to the TFHS.
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy birthday! Your now legally old enough to be apart of the tin foil war!
How wonderful!
On the bright side the tin foil army doesn’t do much
Finally!
The TFHS vids!
I just need to renew my membership
Jerald Ravenscroft TFHS membership, 7 days FREE TRIAL!!! *account is automaticly charged 999.99 tin-foil dollars 24 hours before the free trial ends*
Let's get this over with. *Takes off shoe for secret handshake*
*puts on tinfoil hat and salutes to continue the hand shake*
Gotta stop those evil Girl Scouts! The most nefarious organization of them all.
Mastertron I would have to agree but you can’t forget the homosapien those evil doers
Bgoz
And the school system. That one wasent on the list but it’s still sh**
How about the birds, which are controlled by the government
Good Guy Bjorn
I forgot, they are almost the worst ones!
I like how he nearly rolls his eyes back when talking about his commanding officer at 0:44 and how he is on a “top secret mission”. Uncle ER were you military? You must know about the green weenie if you were in.
Pretty sure he wasnt. A commanding officer is pretty much any boss tho.
Joe Merica yeah true dat
I would join Tin Foil hat society just to listen to your voice
To power your magnum dong?
I dropped my monster condom.
@@colonclosedparantheses293 for my MAGNUM DONG!
Somethin'123
😐
@Franz Klein thanks its name is buckaroo
With finals going on these videos are amazing for my messed up sleep schedule. Thank you ER
The yearly TFHS videos are something I look forward to! Thanks for being a consistent source of relaxing and philosophical content!
“ Or anything nefarious that wishes to...uh...do any nefarious action...to... disrupt the beverage” oh man 😂😂 I was laughing at that
You just don’t disrupt a mans beverage...man.
@@boopsboops7692 They may take pur kids, they may take our wives, they may even take our freedom;
But disrupting our beverages? That's when they cross the line
ER’s wife: Why have we ran out of tin foil??
ER: yes
I’ve watched one of these like 6 times so I’m interested
🙄🤔🤨🙃🥴🤥
Only 6 times ?
you really need to get caught up dude there's like 5,262 other ones
It may have been a little more then six idk I was always listening to our lord Kevin eat McDonald’s
oh okay that's fine. Yeah sorry about that. Watching kevin eat big mac is pretty important
The saga continues
I don’t like how the spy from team fortress 2 is looking at your post
Oh, the best series is back! Nice, we all love ya Uncle E ❤️
5:50 I have watched this 5 times and I just realized the only way to get around that he didnt say was banned was to either crouch or crab walk everywhere.
“We are the world’s leading organization against all the nefarious organization such and their activities across the world including the Knights Templar”
The Assassins: Are we a joke to you?
Hmm, maybe the assasins are an extension of or were merged into the TFHS? 🤔
If this guy sold official tin foil hat society ID cards I would totally buy one just to have it in my wallet.
I’ve become so attached to certain characters with you amazing role playing that I don’t see you in a mask, I see Dave, Corvus, Margaret, and the others.
I love that the clipboard is covered. Ya know. To protect our information.
Rift is perhaps the most interesting ASMRtist, to the point where I'm too captivated by what he has to say to actually fall asleep.
I only came across the channel a few months ago but I just want to take this opportunity to appreciate the creativity and hard work that goes into each video. Rift, if you see this - you are my new favourite ASMRtist. Hell, my favourite RUclipsr, period.
Perfect timing for this video. Today i was watching your older videos of TFHS.
People surprise me every day with their creativity and imagination, keep on doing what you are ER makes me fall asleep every night 😴
Our memberships are about to expire! We need a new TFHS video!
This series has really grown on me. Love the relaxed, monotonous questionnaire type vids. You should add some tfhs merch some day!
Like any respectable man, I see this fine gentleman is wearing his mighty fine Tinfoil Hat
This deserves a Patron visit!!! This is what keeps me coming back. Even my son has gotten in to ASMR!
Reynolds wrap, providing quality conspiracy theory hats since 1914
I'm going to show this to my friend, and insist that this is an instructional video for TFHS officers to screen applicants. Truly insist it's real.
Wish me luck! :D
Post your results after you have completed your mission soldier Godspeed
It is real. Soldier, I wish you luck in your mission.
This is an epic gamer moment soldier. Good luck.
You got the whole squad wishing you good luck, sister.
Yay i’m so glad that this is back, I love this series!! Thanks Uncle ER xx
honestly, it's the fact that he's just so damn serious in these nutty roleplays that draws me in. a+, ER, a+.
I'd have voted for the Tin foil hat society in the election if I could've...
As long as it's none of those nefarious organizations, or the aluminum foil hat society. Those guys are the worst.
@@colonclosedparantheses293 *starts suspiciously sweating when realizes is in wrong neighborhood*
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 :) Hey there stranger. Haven't seen you around in these parts. Whatcha got there in your pocket?
GoblinKillerDude69
LOOK OUT HES GOT AN ALUMINUM FOIL GRENADE AND OR LEMONADE!
*pulls out tin foil -water- tin foil ball gun
@@boopsboops7692, ...okay
Most likely you wont see this but i have a horrible time falling asleep but every time i turn on one of your videos i drift right to sleep thank you man your a real one
is this one also like 512 centimeters below the ground like the last meeting we had? i think you need to dig a deeper hole with your tin foil shovel
ah okay. it'd be easier if we had a tin foil measurement system. that way we never mix units up.
@@NoEntertainment 😂
No.
That was a response
Jonathan Bronner
It’s 5 birbs.
Specifically non government controlled birbs
Aka all of them besides pidgins
We’re overdue for another one of these. Let’s get one going, eh, Uncle E?
I just love this tinfoil hat series
1:50 “they had us in the first half, i’m not gonna lie”
Any chance of bringing back the annual ASMR test? I still watch the 2016 one (the purple haired dude one) sometimes because its that good!
i listen to these while drawing and the "releasing of stupid particles" actually made me burst out laughing thus messing up my ink lol
My mind has been boggled beyond this ethereal realm; I only view the future, past, and present in the form of Truth.
I always love these TFHS videos! You should do more throughout the year, but i always look forward to the annual Questionnaire
My membership is running out, I need to re apply for 2021....
The mention of the Girl Scouts as a nefarious organization just makes me think of the milkman level from Psychonauts.
This is the only ASMR that you can listen to while playing the Brotherhood of Steel quests in Fallout 4 and not break immersion
Hey Uncle E. I just wanted to let you know that you’re a huge (but very wholesome) meme on iFunny. Everyone loves you there and loves your videos. Please keep up your hard work throughout the new year!
iI had my online elective class final yesterday and instead of studying for it I spent my time watching this vid like 3 times literally thinking of the best answers. I ended my getting a 90% on the final, idk how bit whatever.
but*
I love how unique this universe he made truly is.
Rift : makes a bunch of videos relating to military's
Me : sooooo wares that's master chief video
Speaking of Matrix, where is John Wick?
Hey the dude from fortabort?
Where’s Minecraft Steve?
Oh, you mean the dog abuser abuser?
W I d e j o h n
Rift lord and savior, may you grace us with a star wars roleplay in light of this recent mandalorian popularity? Like smuggler delivery or stormtrooper recruitment. Oh maybe training force powers through tingles! Just spitballing.
Baby Joda tapping sounds.
Storm Trooper recruitment would be dope
I think my membership just ran out. I wonder when the next annual meeting will take place
I LITERALLY SAID TO MYSELF LAST NIGHT THAT HE WAS PROBABLY GOING TO PUT OUT THE TFHS VIDEO SOON! YES!
Reading rainbow
Read: when you predict something is going to happen just on the previous actions of a person or thing
ER's wife: honey have you seen the aluminium foil?
ER: uuuh
I feel like he explained a lot more lore in this video🤔
I had ny volume on max and a gopuff ad started and scared the shit outa me
Boo
Yes daddy
Oh my goodness. I could listen to the tapping on the biometric scanner forever it’s so good!!
Holy heck. I've been watching and enjoying uncle E's content for almost a year now and I have only just had a look at his website. Everything links. What???? Aaah. I'm gonna have to rewatch them all now this is incredible
I haven't been on this channel for a few months and the man STILL has that beardddd
The beard is magnificent
Why wouldn't he?
I always use your questionnaires to focus on my work, E! Thank you for the tingles 😊
1:43
Wait girl scouts. I can't be part of this I need my thin mint cookies.
1:52 for a split second there he had me lol
This needs to be added to the "Tin Foil Hat Society" playlist.
E
I’ve been listening to you ever since my sons told me about ASMR. You only improve with age, keep up the great work!
The store recognizes him and is like
Store manager - “Uh oh... that, um, freak is back. If he goes up to you with tin foil limit him to 2 rolls.”
Cashier new guy - “uh, what?”
Store manager - “you’ll see. 2 tin foil rolls only.”
Cashier new guy - “uh huh... right, sure.”
Cashier #1 to Cashier #2: "Why do you think that guy buys like six rolls of tin foil every week..?"
Cashier #2 to Cashier #1: "Probably cooking drugs or something"
Meanwhile... 14:31
Hol up... Field Marshals command entire army groups. What is this boi doing questionnaires for?
CrazyTBONE38 I hate that I know where your profile picture came from
@@imwiththescienceteam7192 Never be ashamed of your interest in -hentai- ART
I one hundred precent agree
@@ctbone3815 the bonus was nuot gud
Lol I may or may not know where the profile pic came from.
out of the 5,263 this is probably 576 on my list of favorites
TFHS should become an official group who’s going to make it?
This guy has the best humour
And the best taste in music
Can’t wait for my first brand new annual TFHS survey ^o^
I feel robbed :(
this guy has a whole ass multiverses, someone if not him has to make a lore video
The patient next door explains the rift universe is a good one