Tin Foil Hat Society Annual Questionnaire #5,263 | ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  5 лет назад +1304

    Hope y’all enjoy this one a little bit more this year as it is set in the Rift World universe a little more than previous TFHS questionnaires, with lots of tasty lore morsels for you to snack on!

  • @stevewinkleburg5300
    @stevewinkleburg5300 5 лет назад +1142

    Studying for finals? nah.
    Studying the answers for the tin foil questionnaire? Yes sir.

  • @themedic7933
    @themedic7933 5 лет назад +885

    "deep" posts: we live in a society
    E.R: we live in a tinfoil hat society

  • @simoniven7143
    @simoniven7143 5 лет назад +2623

    Everyone's always asking "Who is the Antichrist?" but no one ever asks "How is the Antichrist?"

  • @thee20thdoctor18
    @thee20thdoctor18 5 лет назад +905

    Rift: lists off bad groups
    Me: starts to fall asleep already
    Rift: *The Boy Scouts*
    Me: (chuckles) I am in grave danger

  • @Cjgripp
    @Cjgripp 5 лет назад +2182

    Rift: and the worst of them all, the homo-
    Me in my head:oh god
    Rift:sapiens

    • @happyhongorblx
      @happyhongorblx 5 лет назад +126

      He got us ngl

    • @noahwiberg9145
      @noahwiberg9145 5 лет назад +84

      Would have been actually funny if he really said it though 😂

    • @lukekuchera1928
      @lukekuchera1928 5 лет назад +4

      Same mate

    • @AlabamaBoiz
      @AlabamaBoiz 5 лет назад +10

      Christian G. wanna like but also wanna leave at 420 likes

    • @markassbrownie
      @markassbrownie 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah humans are the species Homo sapiens, haha thats so funi.
      No it isn’t please stop that.

  • @toastguy-8496
    @toastguy-8496 5 лет назад +1126

    Rift: any objections?
    Me: Y-
    Rift: no, great

  • @tykosun1806
    @tykosun1806 5 лет назад +519

    "twenty-first second-third division"

  • @RolRetro
    @RolRetro 5 лет назад +1204

    Why is all his ASMR something that makes me relaxed and laugh

  • @donovanweeks5050
    @donovanweeks5050 5 лет назад +219

    This place is like a sanctuary for me, no matter how cold life has been to me seeing ephem do his thing on here and post regularly fills me with warmth and I have yet to come across another channel that gives me the same feeling

  • @wikern7010
    @wikern7010 5 лет назад +583

    You look a lot like that security guard that said he was a member are you guys related?

    • @marxjester9802
      @marxjester9802 5 лет назад +25

      Wikern nah. The beard is custom for male members. Women wear their hair in braids.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 лет назад

      @@marxjester9802 how is that relevant

    • @Teratofur
      @Teratofur 5 лет назад +16

      @@davidhatcher7016 it just is. I'd say they know what they're talking about.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 лет назад

      @@Teratofur incorrect answer

    • @JustinLiu-pt7nl
      @JustinLiu-pt7nl 5 лет назад +13

      David hatcher it’s not supposed to be relevant it’s a joke

  • @alperos29
    @alperos29 5 лет назад +171

    Gotta love a Field Marshal that still has a commanding officer that's some interesting army organization

  • @evanrp0077
    @evanrp0077 5 лет назад +237

    Me: *pulls over to get some Girl Scout cookies*
    ER: *walks up and starts battling the girls scouts as enemies*

    • @misfortune6666
      @misfortune6666 5 лет назад +22

      Me: *Takes every box of thin mints there is while they are distracted*

    • @digiorniboy
      @digiorniboy 5 лет назад +8

      Casey Lane bruh get out the way, those are frEAKIN *MINE*

    • @evanrp0077
      @evanrp0077 5 лет назад +2

      Casey Lane 😂

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +7

      ER:“I wanna use my bat!”
      Rolls die
      ER:”A 20! Good!”

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад

      👨🏻‍⚖️ 👧🏼👩🏼‍🦲👩🏼‍🦱

  • @cthulhu5702
    @cthulhu5702 5 лет назад +538

    You ask a lot of questions...
    *That's pretty suspicious.*

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +14

      But you work for the Arkham sanitarium so I don’t trust you.

    • @carllasion1864
      @carllasion1864 4 года назад +5

      Go back to sleep cthulhu

    • @jamesiorio2558
      @jamesiorio2558 4 года назад +8

      Hey we have the same pfp

    • @cthulhu5702
      @cthulhu5702 4 года назад +9

      @@jamesiorio2558 Spooky.

    • @typicalfurry2747
      @typicalfurry2747 4 года назад +1

      Hey go back to sleep The Dark Lord

  • @KingKonamiLive
    @KingKonamiLive 5 лет назад +178

    Oh man I cant wait for the 5,264th questionnaire

    • @mokimo2615
      @mokimo2615 4 года назад

      That's quite a specific number my friend.

    • @calstri
      @calstri 4 года назад +3

      The Names DeVito look at the title

  • @MultiPolarWorldCo-op
    @MultiPolarWorldCo-op 5 лет назад +675

    Fun behind the scene fact;
    Rift wasn’t wearing any pants or under roo’s in this video, but he was wearing miss-matched toe socks.

  • @rachelg7544
    @rachelg7544 5 лет назад +278

    Tin foil hat vid drops right as the British Election wraps up? Something a foot there, where’s my tin foil hat...

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +6

      It’s in the closet on the right side on the floor. Right next to your tin foil hydro flask.

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 4 года назад +1

      Ooga booga

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад

      Droid 4 Delta
      Interesting reaction, but what does it mean?

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 4 года назад

      @@boopsboops7692 chemse been tooken

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад

      Qdawg 24
      I see

  • @mikekelliher99
    @mikekelliher99 5 лет назад +255

    Wife: “I’m ready to have a kid 😏”
    Me: “Sorry honey, Uncle E. just uploaded tonight!”

    • @joem1950
      @joem1950 5 лет назад +27

      @@smarrkidd5538 thats...pretty incorrect..even if its a joke its not good lol.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +10

      Watch same while you do the deed.
      Whisper as you do it

    • @yuzhaoyang3648
      @yuzhaoyang3648 5 лет назад +2

      @Jonathan Bronner 200%

    • @spinodinosour234kaloyan8
      @spinodinosour234kaloyan8 5 лет назад +2

      69 likes... Lets keep it like that

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад

      Spinodinosour234 Kaloyan
      I liked it when it had 87 likes so...

  • @benvanderwell7700
    @benvanderwell7700 4 года назад +19

    I love the world you've created. As a dungeon master for dungeons and dragons, I have a much deeper sense of admiration for the creation of worlds and telling stories. Plus its just awesome that you can do it through such a medium such as asmr. Major kudos

    • @mastrtonberry2
      @mastrtonberry2 6 месяцев назад

      I feel the same way, which is why it's a shame that he's been moving away from it in his recent content.

  • @JeromeKerr1
    @JeromeKerr1 5 лет назад +285

    This oughta be nefariously good

  • @IlikeTrainsak47
    @IlikeTrainsak47 4 года назад +54

    I decided to type down the dialogue up to 13:23 for shit posting - this may or may not be completely accurate:
    Greetings,
    At ease. I am field marshall Peter Tinfoil Pete Peters of the 21st 2nd 3rd division of the Tinfoil Hat Society, and I will be conducting this year’s annual TFHS questionnaire. Which will determine your eligibility as a new member or returning member into the TFHS. And I’ll be conducting on behalf of and as instructed by my commanding officer, who I am sure that you are very familiar with, Commander Timothy Tinfoil Tim Timmerman - who is currently out on a top secret mission.
    Now if you are new to the TFHS, allow me just a moment to explain the nature of this questionnaire and what we do. In case you aren’t aware we are the world’s leading organization in the fight against all of the nefarious organizations and their activities across the world. Whether it’s the illuminati, Knights Templar, the Reptilians, the government, the international corporations, the girls scouts, the boy scouts, the freemasons, and the worst of the bunch: the homosapiens.
    The TFHS was established millenia ago, long before the current state of this post-apocalyptic dystopian world; where the new world order and some think the entity has taken over. But it was the TFHS was established long time ago. Before 1982, when one particular individual took it upon himself to start this in an effort to fight against all the nefarious organizations that began to crop up. So it has been a… long, difficult, battle through all the centuries and millennia. So the reason we conduct this annual questionnaire exam; ever like to say to it, is to ensure that we only have the best of the best joining our fine, proud, organization; to ensure that we do not have any members of any nefarious organizations joining, k. Because we need to the best of the best to assist with undercover top secret operations. Not only that, but we also have a need of accountants, human resources, programmers, and even janitorial work, uh work, aswell. Ok. So before we begin with the questionnaire allow me a moment to show you what you will receive should you become a new member, or you successfully pass the questionnaire and are able to renew and retain your existing membership. Just a moment.
    The first thing that you will receive is your very own Tinfoil Hat Society membership card. You will need to sometimes show this display it to your fellow TFHS members as well as your commanding officer or any higher ranking officer. Now a long time ago, before the current state of the world, these cards used to also provide a discount at participating retail stores. But like I said, that was before the New World Order took over and banned everything and anything - and nothing. As well as music, video games, clothing, speaking, sleeping, being awake, sitting standing, laying down, etcetera etcetera. So you will receive that. You will also receive your very own tinfoil mug that you will be able to fill with your favorite beverage. Whether it’s juice, tea, etcetera. I know you’re probably wondering “Well aren’t those things banned?”, we have our own supply - that’s one of the benefits of being a member of the TFHS. We have access to some things we’ve been able to obtain and not from any of the men. I’m sure you are familiar with: the candyman, the video game man, the man himself - who created all of those clones. Well we have been keeping our eyes on him, some of our operatives have even been meeting with him. But anyway, this is a tinfoil mug it will keep whatever beverage that you fill it with protected from any mind control rays or anything nefarious that wishes to umm... do whatever nefarious action to disrupt the beverage. And that well should you ingest such a nefarious beverage, who knows what it might do to you. But with this tinfoil mug you can rest assured that nothing will happen. Ok so you will receive that.
    Something, uh, new this year: you’re very own tinfoil protected fountain pen. So that. K. So maybe to simply write with a fountain pen, practice calligraphy, whatever it might be you may be able to do that knowing that the ink is protected from any nefarious mind control beams and things like that. K so there you. Your very own TFHS fountain pen. You will also receive you’re very own sheet of quadruple ply officially sanctioned tinfoil. This can be used for any purpose: body armor, to maybe cover your keyboard, to use in conjunction with additional sheets like this that you can order. Should you need more, that you can reinforce your wall of your domicile residence. K, lot of uses for this. K. A very strong this is as I stated quadruple layed, so much more umm, has much more defensive qualities to it than the regular tinfoil. K.
    And of course your very own roll of officially sanctioned Tinfoil Hat Society tinfoil. Much better and much more safe than aluminum foil. K. So you will receive that as well.

  • @adamwash917
    @adamwash917 5 лет назад +213

    in lore, is the TFHS actually a threat to Arkham Sanitarium or do they think the TFHS is a joke

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  5 лет назад +190

      derp_solar yes

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +27

      Ephemeral Rift
      Who would think of us as a joke? WERE BRAVE! WERE STUPID! WE WILL WI-
      (*knock knock*) (jumps back and hides under blankets)

    • @digiorniboy
      @digiorniboy 5 лет назад +16

      D C *tin foil blankets

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +10

      DigiorniBoy
      Yes yes I forgot to mention

    • @Balloons250
      @Balloons250 4 года назад +1

      @@EphemeralRift wait so are they a threat or a joke

  • @sebb8347
    @sebb8347 5 лет назад +93

    "Peter 'Tinfoil' Pete Peterson... 21st 2nd 3rd division"
    *I am great confusion*

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +9

      We all get confused in the heat of passion jimbo

    • @ImMitchie
      @ImMitchie 3 года назад

      I believe its "Peter 'Tinfoil Pete' Peterson"

    • @oblatespheroid6346
      @oblatespheroid6346 3 года назад +1

      @@ImMitchie It’s actually Field Marshall Peter “Tinfoil Pete” Peters of the 21st 2nd 3rd Division of the Tinfoil Hat Society.

  • @paulcarmi8130
    @paulcarmi8130 5 лет назад +125

    It genuinely delights me when you upload an hour long video Paul. As another Paul, I fully support your tin foil tendencies

    • @empirecrumbles615
      @empirecrumbles615 3 года назад +1

      my name is not paul

    • @Kyslil
      @Kyslil 3 года назад +3

      @@empirecrumbles615 no, just no

    • @CyanShaman
      @CyanShaman 3 года назад +1

      It's kinda weird... I've just read the comments... My birth name is Paul but I changed my name to Cyan because my family believe this shit.

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 3 года назад

      @@CyanShaman lmao what "shit" do I believe? I was making a stupid joke, come on now!?

    • @naazriin
      @naazriin 2 года назад +1

      im not even surprised his name is Paul, he looks like a guy named Paul

  • @LastNameBravo23
    @LastNameBravo23 5 лет назад +23

    Saw him wearing the hat on Instagram yesterday, so happy to see this series come back!

  • @helloworld-zo1qy
    @helloworld-zo1qy 5 лет назад +53

    The Man Coalition, TFHS, International Leagues and all supporters
    vs.
    Arkham Sanitarium and the N.W.O

    • @whatthefuck1852
      @whatthefuck1852 4 года назад +2

      Plot twist: the N.W.O is actually a WCW wrestling faction N.W.O and Hulk Hogan controls the people's minds. They have banned everything and anything including nothing... Except for the word "brothAr"

  • @thorrogers541
    @thorrogers541 2 года назад +13

    I just wanna say that this man has better world building for his ASMR series then some TV show's on air right now. That's talent.

  • @boldknock7436
    @boldknock7436 5 лет назад +14

    Ive been addicted to this series. Good thing they are back

  • @tjcharest5323
    @tjcharest5323 5 лет назад +78

    Uncle E: “Honey, where’s the tinfoil?”
    His wife: “In the 2nd drawer. Why?”
    Uncle E: *You wouldn’t get it*

  • @remwastaken
    @remwastaken 5 лет назад +76

    when he said "the TFHS was established millenia ago, before.." i tought he was gonna say "before tin foil was invented"

    • @User18dog
      @User18dog 5 лет назад +1

      Rem that woulda been better

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +4

      “Back in my day we wrapped everything in wood scraps that we called tinfoil”
      “Then the team of trees made actual tinfoil so we wouldn’t cut trees down for our tin foil”

  • @DreadlyKnight
    @DreadlyKnight 5 лет назад +72

    ER: “How many citizens of the world are currently being mind controlled?”
    Me: everyone except the TFHS
    ER: okay

  • @meatballsander
    @meatballsander 5 лет назад +68

    My birthday tomorrow; couldn't imagine a greater gift. Look forward to this every year, and can't wait to renew my membership to the TFHS.

    • @7spencerh7
      @7spencerh7 5 лет назад

      Happy birthday

    • @HeathBlair
      @HeathBlair 5 лет назад

      Happy Birthday!!!

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад

      Happy birthday! Your now legally old enough to be apart of the tin foil war!

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад

      How wonderful!

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад

      On the bright side the tin foil army doesn’t do much

  • @jeraldravenscroft2140
    @jeraldravenscroft2140 5 лет назад +50

    Finally!
    The TFHS vids!
    I just need to renew my membership

    • @sambam3289
      @sambam3289 5 лет назад

      Jerald Ravenscroft TFHS membership, 7 days FREE TRIAL!!! *account is automaticly charged 999.99 tin-foil dollars 24 hours before the free trial ends*

  • @Walter-fc3uq
    @Walter-fc3uq 5 лет назад +26

    Let's get this over with. *Takes off shoe for secret handshake*

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад

      *puts on tinfoil hat and salutes to continue the hand shake*

  • @hotnutpancho5180
    @hotnutpancho5180 5 лет назад +45

    Gotta stop those evil Girl Scouts! The most nefarious organization of them all.

    • @AriaTM
      @AriaTM 5 лет назад +4

      Mastertron I would have to agree but you can’t forget the homosapien those evil doers

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +2

      Bgoz
      And the school system. That one wasent on the list but it’s still sh**

    • @goodguybjorn
      @goodguybjorn 5 лет назад +1

      How about the birds, which are controlled by the government

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад

      Good Guy Bjorn
      I forgot, they are almost the worst ones!

  • @HeathBlair
    @HeathBlair 5 лет назад +11

    I like how he nearly rolls his eyes back when talking about his commanding officer at 0:44 and how he is on a “top secret mission”. Uncle ER were you military? You must know about the green weenie if you were in.

    • @joem1950
      @joem1950 5 лет назад +2

      Pretty sure he wasnt. A commanding officer is pretty much any boss tho.

    • @HeathBlair
      @HeathBlair 5 лет назад +2

      Joe Merica yeah true dat

  • @DongASMR
    @DongASMR 5 лет назад +72

    I would join Tin Foil hat society just to listen to your voice

  • @TheDamisen
    @TheDamisen 5 лет назад +10

    With finals going on these videos are amazing for my messed up sleep schedule. Thank you ER

  • @joeylink8569
    @joeylink8569 5 лет назад +3

    The yearly TFHS videos are something I look forward to! Thanks for being a consistent source of relaxing and philosophical content!

  • @User18dog
    @User18dog 5 лет назад +37

    “ Or anything nefarious that wishes to...uh...do any nefarious action...to... disrupt the beverage” oh man 😂😂 I was laughing at that

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +4

      You just don’t disrupt a mans beverage...man.

    • @festyferny4543
      @festyferny4543 3 года назад +1

      @@boopsboops7692 They may take pur kids, they may take our wives, they may even take our freedom;
      But disrupting our beverages? That's when they cross the line

  • @MRR19
    @MRR19 3 года назад +8

    ER’s wife: Why have we ran out of tin foil??
    ER: yes

  • @buttertoto378
    @buttertoto378 5 лет назад +137

    I’ve watched one of these like 6 times so I’m interested

    • @j4ck430
      @j4ck430 5 лет назад +1

      🙄🤔🤨🙃🥴🤥

    • @cyberdyne3442
      @cyberdyne3442 5 лет назад +5

      Only 6 times ?

    • @NoEntertainment
      @NoEntertainment 5 лет назад +7

      you really need to get caught up dude there's like 5,262 other ones

    • @buttertoto378
      @buttertoto378 5 лет назад +1

      It may have been a little more then six idk I was always listening to our lord Kevin eat McDonald’s

    • @NoEntertainment
      @NoEntertainment 5 лет назад +1

      oh okay that's fine. Yeah sorry about that. Watching kevin eat big mac is pretty important

  • @DamascoGamer
    @DamascoGamer 5 лет назад +47

    The saga continues

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад

      I don’t like how the spy from team fortress 2 is looking at your post

  • @shushupyounaughtyminx4832
    @shushupyounaughtyminx4832 5 лет назад +15

    Oh, the best series is back! Nice, we all love ya Uncle E ❤️

  • @rixy0310
    @rixy0310 4 года назад +4

    5:50 I have watched this 5 times and I just realized the only way to get around that he didnt say was banned was to either crouch or crab walk everywhere.

  • @smbuckler
    @smbuckler 5 лет назад +23

    “We are the world’s leading organization against all the nefarious organization such and their activities across the world including the Knights Templar”
    The Assassins: Are we a joke to you?

    • @captaincashew5291
      @captaincashew5291 5 месяцев назад

      Hmm, maybe the assasins are an extension of or were merged into the TFHS? 🤔

  • @mariomaka9802
    @mariomaka9802 3 года назад +9

    If this guy sold official tin foil hat society ID cards I would totally buy one just to have it in my wallet.

  • @divinity1371
    @divinity1371 5 лет назад +4

    I’ve become so attached to certain characters with you amazing role playing that I don’t see you in a mask, I see Dave, Corvus, Margaret, and the others.

  • @jessicabriner-devore1147
    @jessicabriner-devore1147 4 года назад +6

    I love that the clipboard is covered. Ya know. To protect our information.

  • @tracksuithitman4563
    @tracksuithitman4563 5 лет назад

    Rift is perhaps the most interesting ASMRtist, to the point where I'm too captivated by what he has to say to actually fall asleep.
    I only came across the channel a few months ago but I just want to take this opportunity to appreciate the creativity and hard work that goes into each video. Rift, if you see this - you are my new favourite ASMRtist. Hell, my favourite RUclipsr, period.

  • @whitestormsk
    @whitestormsk 5 лет назад +5

    Perfect timing for this video. Today i was watching your older videos of TFHS.

  • @thatyoutubeguyplays3133
    @thatyoutubeguyplays3133 4 года назад +3

    People surprise me every day with their creativity and imagination, keep on doing what you are ER makes me fall asleep every night 😴

  • @juicykiwi7347
    @juicykiwi7347 4 года назад +6

    Our memberships are about to expire! We need a new TFHS video!

  • @silentbill8136
    @silentbill8136 5 лет назад +6

    This series has really grown on me. Love the relaxed, monotonous questionnaire type vids. You should add some tfhs merch some day!

  • @militant.anarchist2414
    @militant.anarchist2414 5 лет назад +12

    Like any respectable man, I see this fine gentleman is wearing his mighty fine Tinfoil Hat

  • @robinweaver159
    @robinweaver159 5 лет назад

    This deserves a Patron visit!!! This is what keeps me coming back. Even my son has gotten in to ASMR!

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 5 лет назад +11

    Reynolds wrap, providing quality conspiracy theory hats since 1914

  • @torgeirstrnnes6487
    @torgeirstrnnes6487 5 лет назад +46

    I'm going to show this to my friend, and insist that this is an instructional video for TFHS officers to screen applicants. Truly insist it's real.
    Wish me luck! :D

    • @SaberRattlerII
      @SaberRattlerII 5 лет назад +11

      Post your results after you have completed your mission soldier Godspeed

    • @GreatGamer28
      @GreatGamer28 5 лет назад +6

      It is real. Soldier, I wish you luck in your mission.

    • @colonclosedparantheses293
      @colonclosedparantheses293 5 лет назад +6

      This is an epic gamer moment soldier. Good luck.

    • @mokimo2615
      @mokimo2615 4 года назад

      You got the whole squad wishing you good luck, sister.

  • @jenjen4251
    @jenjen4251 5 лет назад +3

    Yay i’m so glad that this is back, I love this series!! Thanks Uncle ER xx

  • @pronounced-like-the-drink
    @pronounced-like-the-drink 5 лет назад +2

    honestly, it's the fact that he's just so damn serious in these nutty roleplays that draws me in. a+, ER, a+.

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot 5 лет назад +32

    I'd have voted for the Tin foil hat society in the election if I could've...

    • @colonclosedparantheses293
      @colonclosedparantheses293 5 лет назад +7

      As long as it's none of those nefarious organizations, or the aluminum foil hat society. Those guys are the worst.

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 5 лет назад +4

      @@colonclosedparantheses293 *starts suspiciously sweating when realizes is in wrong neighborhood*

    • @colonclosedparantheses293
      @colonclosedparantheses293 5 лет назад +4

      @@the_protectorof_smols3563 :) Hey there stranger. Haven't seen you around in these parts. Whatcha got there in your pocket?

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +3

      GoblinKillerDude69
      LOOK OUT HES GOT AN ALUMINUM FOIL GRENADE AND OR LEMONADE!
      *pulls out tin foil -water- tin foil ball gun

    • @colonclosedparantheses293
      @colonclosedparantheses293 5 лет назад

      @@boopsboops7692, ...okay

  • @drakechaney5963
    @drakechaney5963 5 лет назад

    Most likely you wont see this but i have a horrible time falling asleep but every time i turn on one of your videos i drift right to sleep thank you man your a real one

  • @NoEntertainment
    @NoEntertainment 5 лет назад +86

    is this one also like 512 centimeters below the ground like the last meeting we had? i think you need to dig a deeper hole with your tin foil shovel

    • @NoEntertainment
      @NoEntertainment 5 лет назад +16

      ah okay. it'd be easier if we had a tin foil measurement system. that way we never mix units up.

    • @bobbysmurda4182
      @bobbysmurda4182 5 лет назад

      @@NoEntertainment 😂

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад

      No.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +1

      That was a response

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад

      Jonathan Bronner
      It’s 5 birbs.
      Specifically non government controlled birbs
      Aka all of them besides pidgins

  • @codyself6988
    @codyself6988 3 года назад +7

    We’re overdue for another one of these. Let’s get one going, eh, Uncle E?

  • @Der-Zitteraal
    @Der-Zitteraal 5 лет назад +7

    I just love this tinfoil hat series

  • @jessevalentine2003
    @jessevalentine2003 4 года назад +2

    1:50 “they had us in the first half, i’m not gonna lie”

  • @Keepingshtum
    @Keepingshtum 5 лет назад +9

    Any chance of bringing back the annual ASMR test? I still watch the 2016 one (the purple haired dude one) sometimes because its that good!

  • @valentina1219
    @valentina1219 4 года назад +1

    i listen to these while drawing and the "releasing of stupid particles" actually made me burst out laughing thus messing up my ink lol

  • @squatking77
    @squatking77 3 года назад +3

    My mind has been boggled beyond this ethereal realm; I only view the future, past, and present in the form of Truth.

  • @FloetryFox88
    @FloetryFox88 5 лет назад +1

    I always love these TFHS videos! You should do more throughout the year, but i always look forward to the annual Questionnaire

  • @PaulyFPL
    @PaulyFPL 4 года назад +12

    My membership is running out, I need to re apply for 2021....

  • @BaronSterling
    @BaronSterling 5 лет назад +1

    The mention of the Girl Scouts as a nefarious organization just makes me think of the milkman level from Psychonauts.

  • @system_runner41
    @system_runner41 3 года назад +7

    This is the only ASMR that you can listen to while playing the Brotherhood of Steel quests in Fallout 4 and not break immersion

  • @gamersunite2541
    @gamersunite2541 5 лет назад

    Hey Uncle E. I just wanted to let you know that you’re a huge (but very wholesome) meme on iFunny. Everyone loves you there and loves your videos. Please keep up your hard work throughout the new year!

  • @henrywatson6863
    @henrywatson6863 2 года назад +6

    iI had my online elective class final yesterday and instead of studying for it I spent my time watching this vid like 3 times literally thinking of the best answers. I ended my getting a 90% on the final, idk how bit whatever.

  • @vesuvius115
    @vesuvius115 4 года назад +1

    I love how unique this universe he made truly is.

  • @rjtrocan9603
    @rjtrocan9603 5 лет назад +4

    Rift : makes a bunch of videos relating to military's
    Me : sooooo wares that's master chief video

  • @junomcguff
    @junomcguff 5 лет назад +21

    Speaking of Matrix, where is John Wick?

  • @anthonyHUGZ
    @anthonyHUGZ 5 лет назад +26

    Rift lord and savior, may you grace us with a star wars roleplay in light of this recent mandalorian popularity? Like smuggler delivery or stormtrooper recruitment. Oh maybe training force powers through tingles! Just spitballing.

    • @miguelb.655
      @miguelb.655 5 лет назад

      Baby Joda tapping sounds.

    • @joshuakram
      @joshuakram 4 года назад

      Storm Trooper recruitment would be dope

  • @thelastnutbender6857
    @thelastnutbender6857 4 года назад +7

    I think my membership just ran out. I wonder when the next annual meeting will take place

  • @TheBladeWolf
    @TheBladeWolf 5 лет назад +17

    I LITERALLY SAID TO MYSELF LAST NIGHT THAT HE WAS PROBABLY GOING TO PUT OUT THE TFHS VIDEO SOON! YES!

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад

      Reading rainbow
      Read: when you predict something is going to happen just on the previous actions of a person or thing

  • @MrBAILIES
    @MrBAILIES 4 года назад +1

    ER's wife: honey have you seen the aluminium foil?
    ER: uuuh

  • @dawsonjones5661
    @dawsonjones5661 5 лет назад +7

    I feel like he explained a lot more lore in this video🤔

  • @dino112561
    @dino112561 5 лет назад +10

    I had ny volume on max and a gopuff ad started and scared the shit outa me

  • @JosheYT
    @JosheYT 5 лет назад +3

    Oh my goodness. I could listen to the tapping on the biometric scanner forever it’s so good!!

  • @frankselby6254
    @frankselby6254 4 года назад

    Holy heck. I've been watching and enjoying uncle E's content for almost a year now and I have only just had a look at his website. Everything links. What???? Aaah. I'm gonna have to rewatch them all now this is incredible

  • @lukeschofield574
    @lukeschofield574 5 лет назад +13

    I haven't been on this channel for a few months and the man STILL has that beardddd

  • @ProfessorASMR
    @ProfessorASMR 5 лет назад +1

    I always use your questionnaires to focus on my work, E! Thank you for the tingles 😊

  • @dorothyjames3477
    @dorothyjames3477 5 лет назад +5

    1:43
    Wait girl scouts. I can't be part of this I need my thin mint cookies.

  • @vidanvonbrzeski2918
    @vidanvonbrzeski2918 2 года назад +1

    1:52 for a split second there he had me lol

  • @wholetthispersonon
    @wholetthispersonon 5 лет назад +3

    This needs to be added to the "Tin Foil Hat Society" playlist.

  • @michaelpechenuk4462
    @michaelpechenuk4462 5 лет назад

    I’ve been listening to you ever since my sons told me about ASMR. You only improve with age, keep up the great work!

  • @sgt.mittens2451
    @sgt.mittens2451 4 года назад +3

    The store recognizes him and is like
    Store manager - “Uh oh... that, um, freak is back. If he goes up to you with tin foil limit him to 2 rolls.”
    Cashier new guy - “uh, what?”
    Store manager - “you’ll see. 2 tin foil rolls only.”
    Cashier new guy - “uh huh... right, sure.”

  • @876r876rf
    @876r876rf 5 лет назад +1

    Cashier #1 to Cashier #2: "Why do you think that guy buys like six rolls of tin foil every week..?"
    Cashier #2 to Cashier #1: "Probably cooking drugs or something"
    Meanwhile... 14:31

  • @ctbone3815
    @ctbone3815 5 лет назад +6

    Hol up... Field Marshals command entire army groups. What is this boi doing questionnaires for?

    • @imwiththescienceteam7192
      @imwiththescienceteam7192 4 года назад +3

      CrazyTBONE38 I hate that I know where your profile picture came from

    • @ctbone3815
      @ctbone3815 4 года назад +2

      @@imwiththescienceteam7192 Never be ashamed of your interest in -hentai- ART

    • @imwiththescienceteam7192
      @imwiththescienceteam7192 4 года назад +1

      I one hundred precent agree

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 4 года назад

      @@ctbone3815 the bonus was nuot gud

    • @Steinmannz
      @Steinmannz 4 года назад +1

      Lol I may or may not know where the profile pic came from.

  • @Pahpita
    @Pahpita 5 лет назад +2

    out of the 5,263 this is probably 576 on my list of favorites

  • @luisosorio722
    @luisosorio722 5 лет назад +9

    TFHS should become an official group who’s going to make it?

  • @geisteraugen499
    @geisteraugen499 4 года назад +1

    This guy has the best humour
    And the best taste in music

  • @Theover4000
    @Theover4000 4 года назад +3

    Can’t wait for my first brand new annual TFHS survey ^o^

  • @kaifilmer8907
    @kaifilmer8907 4 года назад +1

    this guy has a whole ass multiverses, someone if not him has to make a lore video

    • @Länsi-Virginia
      @Länsi-Virginia 4 года назад

      The patient next door explains the rift universe is a good one