dupe me too, except it was my local army registration center. could the military be behind the covert plot to put donald trump in office or to hollow out the moon for nefarious, unknown reasons?
Lol what if his wife went looking for tin foil to use on their dinner or something. "Sweetie, where's the tin foil?" *ER comes out dressed like he is* "What honey?" "N...never mind..."
As a corrageous collaborator of the cardboard confederation i feel couriously counfounded catching the kirculation of these cloudy conspiracy conceptions.
I can't help but to wonder who this man is in his day to day life. I feel like this is a normal man's deep dark secret that he hides from coworkers and his wife lol
@@darthvader7783 I think it's kinda a way to make the texts sound more human and less sorta robotic or stale/bland if that makes any sense? And putting "lol" or "omg" at the end or beginning of a text is just something a lotta people do a lotta the time, probably so much so that it becomes a habit to type "lol" even if you aren't actually lol y'know? Plus, sarcasm and stuff like that doesn't transfer well when it comes to texting, so it's also probably used to make the text more lighthearted or reassure the fact that someone was joking. Especially since people like to interpret and read texts and messages the way THEY think the message is supposed to be interpreted or said like. Yeah, I know this was just kinda random and outta nowhere but I just like to converse and discuss things with people. I'm gonna end my comment now, seeya and hope this helped, if even a little bit.
Jaylee's Reign i think thats for a reason. Maybe if somebody went looking for it they wouldn’t go looking for it half a meter below the ground. They would look for it very far down
BOSS123631 idc all i know is i lost my dad to war in iraw and my uncle was killed in iraq both in the war on terror and my uncle worked in the world trade center
But then you can't fall asleep because you can't lay on the side without your headphones squishing one of your ears so you take the headphones off and lay them on top of the ear facing up so you can hear it in one ear, but then you want to flip over and your headphones drop down on the floor and you have to take it up and then you're tired of it so you put them on your bedside table and try to put your phone there too, but then you remember that you should turn off wifi to save battery so you do that and close the app and then put it in silent mode so nobody disturbs your sleep. Then you can finally lay it back on the table and go to sleep.
idea. several members of your society have been compromised, and to ensure security in the organization you need to test all members for mind control. hook them up to a weird device, ask questions, take several test, use lots of foil tools (think cranial nerve examination meets interrogation)
Genex (SGX) I'm so lame I'm laughing my ass off at "are you hiding under a carrot" like I have tears on my face now it's almost 4am please someone end my existence
21:50 to 21:52 Did you see that? There was a cut, but to do what? A: Kill kittens with Prince. B: Go to an Illuminati meeting. C: Kill off pesky greys. (Aliens) D: Help the Reptilan King eat his food. E: Go to a Catholic Church. Or F: All of the above.
So funny to me that in my research into conspiracies and the paranormal, I discovered asmr from your original Tin Foil Hat Society videos. It's been a nice journey ever since. Thanks Uncle E.
It's actually set in every present! It's present in our universe, in the apocalipse universe, the banana universe, the meme universe... Believe me, it's canon. I've confirmed this directly with the banana universe.
Jon not necessarily. Each video could be in totally different time periods or even dimensions. As you said, it is the rift UNIVERSE. It may not have the same rate of time as we do (time could be slower or faster there). Nah, I'm just fucking with ya.
"We want to fight against the nefarious organizations that..., oh and by the way could we have all your personal information?" Starting to belive that the TFHS is a nefarious organization, I'm going to the copiuos cardboard company
I'm sort of new to this channel. And I have watched the Dr. Corvus videos several times. The Christmas specials are great! I don't experience ASMR from any videos so far, but I find many of them very pleasant and relaxing to watch anyway. Am I supposed to laugh? Your videos are very creative. In real life, tin foil hat people make me just nod, smile, and slowly try to back away. I have a neighbor who cornered me in the garage telling me the FBI was monitoring him and the whole neighborhood. Then he started telling me his 9/11 conspiracy theory. Usually Truthers really piss me off, but something told me to just try to end the conversation as politely as possible. Seriously, I wanted to just wanted to not set him off or prolong the conversation. Fortunately I succeeded. And he has a lemon tree in his backyard and generously gives them out to everyone. Just if you mention you'll stop by on Monday afternoon, he will expect you to show up! LOL So I wanted to let you know that I enjoy these videos and the subtle humor you work into the dialogue. You make even Tin Foil Hat people very likable. Anyway, you have a lot of videos on your channel. It will take me a while to get caught up. But it should be fun. Will Dr. Corvus do a Christmas video this year? That's what I want for Christmas!
Laura S My best friend started believing 9/11 was an inside job, chemtrails, etc. Turns out it was paranoid schizophrenia peeking through. Sad stuff, man
>Full volume >Ad plays >ad screams "BRAWL STARS" >I wake up >I woke up my room mate >She thought I was getting murdered >She calls cops >I spend 45 minutes explaining
513 mm beneath the surface of the earth. That's about 51.3 cm, or about 20''. You're probably almost laying flat at that point. Don't hurt yourself. Also, nice glasses. Maybe I could wear them sometime.
Chief Pingu decided to check his music out wasn't hard to deduce from the thumbnail of a shotgun and money that he was a rapper. Listend to the most horrifying mumbling I've ever listend to
"Mum where is daddy" "His in his room whispering to a camera with a tin foil hat on" "really? again?" "you know thats how he pays for our food and bills"
I'm apart of the Aluminum Foil Hat Society(AFHS) and I declare your act of false advertisement of our product and it's real element and will fight until you surrender!
"Are you currently being mind controlled" No, of course not. Now excuse me, i need to pop a cyanide pill because YOU KNOW TO MUCH HAIL HYDRA/THE ILLUMINATI/HETEROSEXUALS ASDFGADFGADFGD(dies)
Jacob Gomez Aww I swear he looks JUST like the guy who tells Fry how to avoid reading minds by wearing a hat like this one. Still, is a really funny idea.
I will use my sheet of tinfoil to wrap my rabbit, because he is pure evil and is the one in charge of thinking up all the dasterdly plans to take over the world.
If anyone cares, 513 mm is equal to; 1 Foot 8⅛ Inches 20.2 Inches 0.56 Yards 0.51 Meters 51.3 Centimeters Yay pointless conversions! I hope you have a nice morning/day/afternoon/evening/night!（っ＾▿＾）~❤
Brilliantly funny, terrific line delivery, poignant ending! "Social Security number, credit card number and three digit number, please... (oh yes, this is comPLETEly confidential.) In case there are problems, give us 24 hours to take care of it...." Well done!
I habitually listen to a select few female ASMR artists, preferring the general tone and cadence of their voices. Yours is the first male ASMR channel I have listened through in its entirety, and I was drawn in by the TFHS theme. Excellent work. I shall be perusing your channel more often.
@@candleflame4355 That's because those rolls are distributed by the Aluminati to fool people into thinking they're safe by using real tin, when they're really being mind-controlled even more with the aluminum.
If you read Article 5 of the TFHS monthly newsletter, you would know that galvanic shock through the teeth transfers to the brain, therefore protecting your brain from being modified by any nefarious organisations. Eat your tin cookies, and stay safe.
"Mom, where's all the tinfoil?"
"Dad used it to film a video of a tin-foil cult in the attic"
Then how will I heat up my tinfoil pizza?!
@@thatreddude8796 sacrifice your hands, it's worth it
Yeah, your hands will just regrow
Yes but by the time they regrow you will be eating pizza again
1:45 attic?!
Imagine if the whole video was him scratching his beard saying "Yes sir".
MegaSnippezz Charlie Carl video incoming.
I'd fuck with that
MegaSnippezz 5seconds into this vid,read this laughed.nicely done.🍌👊🏼
Brandon Urine
who summoned the forehead
MegaSnippezz If SiivaGunner wasn't dead hr would probably do it
I showed my tin foil membership card to the cashier at my local supermarket, and they threw me out. I think they might be the nefarious heterosexuals.
dupe me too, except it was my local army registration center. could the military be behind the covert plot to put donald trump in office or to hollow out the moon for nefarious, unknown reasons?
I believe so, my fellow tin foil member. I think we should rally the foilers, and foil these plots you speak of.
no
ShadowPlaysMC woaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
ShadowPlaysMC bruh
This reminds me of a kind of faction you would probably meet in fallout games 😂
dogsaint82 these guys are the future of the children of atom
Scott bruh so true tho
Scott this reminds me of the people who worship herald the tree, but he just wants to DIE!
Scott the tincoilers? Or maybe the keeper of the foil
Probably would
i tried to sharpen my tin foil pencil using my tin foil sharpener but my tinfoil dog bit my tinfoil leg
rip
use the tinfoil phone to call a tinfoil doctor. or at least put a tinfoil bandage over that...
My tinfoil brain couldn't think for a tinfoil second while my tinfoil hands touched the tinfoil air
Wot?
Foily
Can it really be? Are you THE Timothy Timmerman? Owner of the Timmsdale Timmedome?
been a while
Bacon Ecstasy is this a different dimmsdale dimmadom that I dont know of?
the timothy timmerman owner of timothy timmerman presents:
the timmsdalle timmedome
On ice?
Sup3rDonky
on ice!
Mom where's dad?.....
He's putting tinfoil on his head and talking to a camera.
I read this and fell laughing on the ground 😂
ha ha
This is very old and very dead stahp
Lol what if his wife went looking for tin foil to use on their dinner or something.
"Sweetie, where's the tin foil?"
*ER comes out dressed like he is* "What honey?"
"N...never mind..."
Shitty joke
How can I trust you? The TIN foil hat society? You know what metal is slightly similar tin? ALUMINUM! You know what aluminum sounds like...?
Bio Active aluminati?
Bio Active Conspiracy theorists are the conspirators ¿?
Javier Barrios conspiracy theorists are the conspiracy. they were paid off by the various nefarious to make the rest of us look crazy!
OH NO!! I HADN'T THOUGHT OF IT. WHO AM I TO TRUST NOW?
Bio Active u americans pronounce it wrong anyway
As a corrageous collaborator of the cardboard confederation i feel couriously counfounded catching the kirculation of these cloudy conspiracy conceptions.
Dom Sjuk let's be friends 😂😂
A close companionship? cool!
I love you
Dom Sjuk Goddammit the Cardboard Confederation found us.
Nice alliteration
I would leave a comment, but I can’t tell where my keyboard is as my entire house is made of tin foil
Goose
@@KetchupColoredKnife Crane
@@wannabe-werecat goose
@@KetchupColoredKnife crane
@@wannabe-werecat GOOSE
How am I supposed to relax while laughing my ass off?
Get an open mind.
That's what I was wondering!
But then again, I enjoy laughing :)
The stuff he says is hilarious!
Watch his recent "Cleaning my balls for asmr" video, absolutely brilliant
seems like your plans for relaxing have been foiled.......get it ? lol
+ichi berry shitty joke
I can't help but to wonder who this man is in his day to day life. I feel like this is a normal man's deep dark secret that he hides from coworkers and his wife lol
hahaha yeah like one day his wife comes home and finds him on the couch stroking a potato with a screwdriver covered in tin foil
Desiree Wade - What's with people putting "Lol" ALL THE TIME at the end of their sentences?
Darth Vader people are stupid lord vader
Darth Vader because you since we speak with text on the internet saying lol means you're being more casual or are mildly amused. It's odd to explain.
@@darthvader7783 I think it's kinda a way to make the texts sound more human and less sorta robotic or stale/bland if that makes any sense? And putting "lol" or "omg" at the end or beginning of a text is just something a lotta people do a lotta the time, probably so much so that it becomes a habit to type "lol" even if you aren't actually lol y'know?
Plus, sarcasm and stuff like that doesn't transfer well when it comes to texting, so it's also probably used to make the text more lighthearted or reassure the fact that someone was joking. Especially since people like to interpret and read texts and messages the way THEY think the message is supposed to be interpreted or said like.
Yeah, I know this was just kinda random and outta nowhere but I just like to converse and discuss things with people. I'm gonna end my comment now, seeya and hope this helped, if even a little bit.
Quantum Mechanics is useful?
A: True
B: False
C: All of the above.
D
E
F
G
B
531 millimeters underground? That's not even two feet😂
He's in a basement. Possibly his mothers.
Jaylee's Reign i think thats for a reason. Maybe if somebody went looking for it they wouldn’t go looking for it half a meter below the ground. They would look for it very far down
@@Thumper17 if that's an insult attack ER its poorly done sir.
That's a half meter
Jaylee's Reign that sure is the joke
He foiled my plan to not sleep!
Samuel Tremblay-Demers *Slow Clap*
Windy Dreams ew a furry
ew a fukboi
Lord Saggerton he tin foiled your plan 😉
*ba dum tsss*
Yells out JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS during interview
BOSS123631 I remember that happened during a sports conference a while ago
BOSS123631 But can jet fuel melt steel memes?
BOSS123631 idc all i know is i lost my dad to war in iraw and my uncle was killed in iraq both in the war on terror and my uncle worked in the world trade center
dat boi information I didn't need to know but I respect them both
BOSS123631 Mtn Dew.
One of the few creative people on youtube, not only the asmr community
Fer AXAG can someone please explain what is going on here? Everyone in the comments seem to be aware but me
@@CaelumDes ?
When Rift uploads the moment you touch the bed. Such good timing.
LunarSkyWolf7 same
Kitty Of XCodeh yy yy 67th6
LunarSkyWolf7 I'm not even getting in bed I just like to stroke it.
But then you can't fall asleep because you can't lay on the side without your headphones squishing one of your ears so you take the headphones off and lay them on top of the ear facing up so you can hear it in one ear, but then you want to flip over and your headphones drop down on the floor and you have to take it up and then you're tired of it so you put them on your bedside table and try to put your phone there too, but then you remember that you should turn off wifi to save battery so you do that and close the app and then put it in silent mode so nobody disturbs your sleep. Then you can finally lay it back on the table and go to sleep.
K10 there are some amazing headphone you can sleep on and listen on the side and it doesn't hurt your ears, they are called sleep phones 👌
So we're 1.6 feet under ground...well let's hope someone doesn't trying digging in the wrong spot lol great vid
*Dog digs up secret society for conspiracy theorists that praises tin foil as God.*
Anybody else notice that the shape of right side of his glasses frames is professional looking and the left side is kind of librarian-ish?
Tyler Vincent Nope, they look exactly the same, it's just you, buddy.
Tyler Vincent yea
Tyler Vincent actually, it looks like the left is neater
i noticed it dw bud
@@imayootyyooberyea1888 correct
I do hope I pass! Just bought twelve rolls of tinfoil!
The ASMR Gamer I love your videos
I already passed, they kicked me out when they found out I use my tinfoil as a carrying device. ;-;
The ASMR Gamer awesome videos dude I always watch you
The ASMR Gamer Actually you have to use Tin Foil Hat Society approved tinfoil. No using your own.
Lol I just watched one of your video's like 15 minutes ago.
Lets be real here, 22:45 We all thought this at some point
Blazer 239 fuuuukkkk I know right it keeps me paranoid
Blazer 239 this really got me
Blazer239 I was gonna say "um..... no, not really", but then I remembered thinking that while watching a Toni bomboni video.
idea. several members of your society have been compromised, and to ensure security in the organization you need to test all members for mind control. hook them up to a weird device, ask questions, take several test, use lots of foil tools (think cranial nerve examination meets interrogation)
I can't sleep when this is comedy gold
No, it's tin
*comedy tin
If you did a war role play like in WWII, that would be super awesome.
Julian D No!
Mike V why no?
Julian D honestly?...I don't know... the other guy said yes so I felt I should be objective.... I get what you mean. 😊
Mike V Lool makes sense.
Julian D next time on ephemeral rift: Binaural Nuremberg Trial WWII ASMR
513 millimeters? That's less then two feet... I think about 1.7 feet if you round it up. What, are you hiding under a carrot?
its a 'living in the basement' joke
its a 'living in the basement' joke
Genex (SGX) I'm so lame I'm laughing my ass off at "are you hiding under a carrot" like I have tears on my face now it's almost 4am please someone end my existence
It is exactly 513 millimeters. Stop using those retarded units of measurement like feet!
Nick Neele there's no need to use retarded as an insult friend, it hurts people and there's millions of other words in the English language to use!
I love this ASMR channel because it has different ideas than just other women whispering in the mike all the time!
EasyBreezy34 34 mic*
Check out asmrrequests
EasyBreezy34 34 what? nobody is whispering in me......🤤
Who is Mike? And why do women whisper in him?
jonbryanta
Visual asmr
Lord knows I need the protection from those Caucasians.
Shawn Lewis I've been hiding for weeks. scary shit man.
Shawn Lewis...let me join you(no homo)
Through The Vanishing Point no extra homo
Jack Tracy nah bro...you know how brown skin's go....just don't let a Caucasian see me👀
stfu
Those heterosexuals are out to get me man.
You know being a heterosexual means your straight right
Why?
@@nickdurante6129 yes
@@nickdurante6129 You know that everyone knows that right
Nick Durante r/woosh
This makes me so nostalgic, 2016 was such a great year.
21:50 to 21:52 Did you see that? There was a cut, but to do what?
A: Kill kittens with Prince.
B: Go to an Illuminati meeting.
C: Kill off pesky greys. (Aliens)
D: Help the Reptilan King eat his food.
E: Go to a Catholic Church.
Or F: All of the above.
Don't Get Triggered F
F
Don't Argue With Me. F
G.
Don't Argue With Me D
Imagine if his wife walked in on him looking that, what would be his excuse!? 😂
revell55 it's just a prank bro
"Im recording"
"Hi my name is timothy tinfoil tim timmerman"
revell55 i like jerking of covered with tin foil, now call me superman. would be less strange than filming an asmr video
She's probably used to it.
I wasnt gonna sleep but you foiled my plans :3
Thought that said buzfeed
BuzZKill Games this made me want to kill myself a little bit less
BuzZKill Games :|
TRIGGERED
u know your mom never loved you when you get triggered by happy kitties :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
Can I just say this is an honor. I've dreamed of being part of the tin foil hat society since before I was born.
I have this video set to show up every 3 years automatically to renew my membership
Hail tin
Down with the board of card
Also the free cookie is a great bonus s
Did you renew it yet
You forgot Roblox Players when you listed Nefarious organizations
XxAlexBabyMSPxX and any god awful person who plays movie star planet
We shan't speak of that-that ELDRITCH abomination.
oh shit she is right
fortnite and mincraft players as well
What did i say
taylor swift fans....
I shudder even at their name
The...*snakes*
I knew they were trouble when they walked in...
+John Pitt I'M CRYING AHAGAHA U ARE A LEGEND
Derp Pumpkin cause she's a liar and tried to get Kanye into legal trouble when she was in the wrong
Hey taylor is the best. Kanye is the liar!!
Conspiracy theory: those hats aren't made of Tin foil, but due to a shortage of funds, you have to use ALLUMINUM
ALUMINATI CONFIRMED 😂😂😂
🤮
So funny to me that in my research into conspiracies and the paranormal, I discovered asmr from your original Tin Foil Hat Society videos. It's been a nice journey ever since. Thanks Uncle E.
Rift: Are you currently being mind controlled?
Me: Yes
Rift: *pause* Okay *continues*
IT'S NOW OFFICIAL. THE RIFT UNIVERSE IS SET IN IN OUR PRESENT.
Jon YOU KNOW NOTHING!
Jon is one of the few who are immune to Illuminati brainwash waves... along with Bob and Dave... you, sir MrCooljeppe, are BRAINWASHED
It's actually set in every present! It's present in our universe, in the apocalipse universe, the banana universe, the meme universe... Believe me, it's canon. I've confirmed this directly with the banana universe.
MrCooljeppe GoT reference....lmao. the illuminate owns GoT.
Jon not necessarily. Each video could be in totally different time periods or even dimensions. As you said, it is the rift UNIVERSE. It may not have the same rate of time as we do (time could be slower or faster there).
Nah, I'm just fucking with ya.
Ephemeral is the David Lynch of ASMR
futuredeath should I try and drink a soda all in one no break?
futuredeath excuse me who's david lynch?
futuredeath OMG YES
Narrak Bloodaxe director of Twin Peaks
A friend of mine and myself are dressing up as Tin Foil Hat Society members for Halloween at work!! I hope we can do you justice!
yo it's been four years how'd it go?
Yeah curious to hear how it went
I wish that he added a poll to each of his questions, i'd love to see all of the TFHS Application resuls.
"We want to fight against the nefarious organizations that..., oh and by the way could we have all your personal information?" Starting to belive that the TFHS is a nefarious organization, I'm going to the copiuos cardboard company
I'm sort of new to this channel. And I have watched the Dr. Corvus videos several times. The Christmas specials are great!
I don't experience ASMR from any videos so far, but I find many of them very pleasant and relaxing to watch anyway.
Am I supposed to laugh? Your videos are very creative. In real life, tin foil hat people make me just nod, smile, and slowly try to back away. I have a neighbor who cornered me in the garage telling me the FBI was monitoring him and the whole neighborhood. Then he started telling me his 9/11 conspiracy theory. Usually Truthers really piss me off, but something told me to just try to end the conversation as politely as possible. Seriously, I wanted to just wanted to not set him off or prolong the conversation. Fortunately I succeeded. And he has a lemon tree in his backyard and generously gives them out to everyone. Just if you mention you'll stop by on Monday afternoon, he will expect you to show up! LOL
So I wanted to let you know that I enjoy these videos and the subtle humor you work into the dialogue. You make even Tin Foil Hat people very likable.
Anyway, you have a lot of videos on your channel. It will take me a while to get caught up. But it should be fun.
Will Dr. Corvus do a Christmas video this year? That's what I want for Christmas!
Last time I checked headphones were 240p
Sorry about my other replies I accidentally did those in my sleep :o)
Laura S Same
Laura S My best friend started believing 9/11 was an inside job, chemtrails, etc. Turns out it was paranoid schizophrenia peeking through. Sad stuff, man
Christian Geek cause I left a comment. Watch the video for ASMR. He is the man!
"the heterosexuals" I'm literally dying of laughter
but you're literally not
Eoin glad you took the time to realize such
***** he wasn't using ":3" in the sentence, that was in the person's name he was talking to
Cherry idk man come check
I'm going to go ahead and assume that Tin Hat Tim lives underneath Arkham
>Full volume
>Ad plays
>ad screams "BRAWL STARS"
>I wake up
>I woke up my room mate
>She thought I was getting murdered
>She calls cops
>I spend 45 minutes explaining
finishes asmr video switches to other one and than BAM loud ass ad plays RIP ears
513 mm beneath the surface of the earth.
That's about 51.3 cm, or about 20''.
You're probably almost laying flat at that point. Don't hurt yourself.
Also, nice glasses. Maybe I could wear them sometime.
your name is the answer
No. I had to think about that. 513mm is .513m. If you convert that to feet that's 1.98ft. I thought that was really funny for some reason.
Yes. Conversions are hilarious.
+No. Hey, I've seen you before... ;-;
+no no you havent hahahahaha.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING.
6/10
"Why wasn't the water Liquid Tin"
This is a joke
Man, this place is whack. I'm going back to Captain Carder's Cozy Cardboard Cottage.
SanguineUltima your offending me, stop.
Fire Marcel stop it, get some help
CircleSphere get outa here cardboard lover!
OwO
Of copious calming of course
Is it me, or this vid in particular has such a great setting that it's one of the most relaxing videos of the collection?
4:19 "The jews" HHAAHHAHHAHHHAHAAH
Rome is falling Haha wtf?
I would love if you checked out my music
i want to*
Lil Switty, uhhhhhhh no keep your shitty sound cloud to yourself
Chief Pingu decided to check his music out wasn't hard to deduce from the thumbnail of a shotgun and money that he was a rapper. Listend to the most horrifying mumbling I've ever listend to
Watches Video,
Goes to comment section,
Sleeps soundly knowing sensitive people got triggered af.
Hannah Banana you are a great troll 😂
Westen Quasar 24 F I'm triggered.
He put this in a form of a poem despite none of the lines rhyming.
A Random Opinion Not all poems rhyme
Hannah Banana
How
When he said “if you have a child” i thought he was gonna say wrap the child in the tin foil not make it a hat
"if you had a child, you could probably make a tinfoil hat for them"
omg I love it
"Mum where is daddy"
"His in his room whispering to a camera with a tin foil hat on"
"really? again?"
"you know thats how he pays for our food and bills"
Scrub Lord u copied a comment moron
No ads😂
XGh0sT 7 well I mean he or she is a Scrub-
@@XGh0sT77 yeah dude like what the fuck were you expecting from me?
Scrub Lord to try harder
I'm apart of the Aluminum Foil Hat Society(AFHS) and I declare your act of false advertisement of our product and it's real element and will fight until you surrender!
"the Triple K Foundation" xD
Satan Claus nice pfp
for a second i thought this was a shining example of the obama giving obama an award meme but i was thoroughly disappointed
15:45 "grand wizard of the triple k foundation" hm I wonder what that is.
Get a Edumacation Maybe you should get a Edumatcation on it ;)
Saucy Randomness Is 'Ight no it make brain hurt
Get a Edumacation it's the kool kids klub
Bailey Long Krusty Krab Klub
i watched like half the 2019 one and came back for this start of the series
won't lie your content is so different there is no one else in the ASMR community like you love it keep up the amazing videos!!
So if all members need to renew after 3 years, and the recruiters are also members, who renews the renewers?
Simple, a higher ranking member. Thus being the head of the TFHS.
Doo wee doo wee wee doo
Listen here bud we dont need your kind asking us questions you heterosexual, jewish,caucasian, male
They would be staggered to make it so you would be renewed by someone else that renews but their membership is still valid
"Are you currently being mind controlled"
No, of course not. Now excuse me, i need to pop a cyanide pill because YOU KNOW TO MUCH HAIL HYDRA/THE ILLUMINATI/HETEROSEXUALS
ASDFGADFGADFGD(dies)
heck off
Omg this has to be a parody of that movie of Futurama where Fry discovers he has telepathy powers, this is the best xD
SpaceWaifuu no its a thing on his channel ( tho I love Futurama and understand what you are saying)
Jacob Gomez Aww I swear he looks JUST like the guy who tells Fry how to avoid reading minds by wearing a hat like this one. Still, is a really funny idea.
You guys DO know that having a tinfoil hat IS A real thing right? Alot of paranoid people have one
Mr. Classy I know there´s that religion of the spaguetti god... And people use strainers and cooking pots.
SpaceWaifuu Pastafarianism, I am a pastafarianist myself
Just made this tinfoil fedora
M'alien
Scorpionoxide m’lalien
M'luminum
when he accidentally says jews so he has to follow up with every other religion and then atheism just to not offend anyone😆
The Mysterious Stranger when is that ?
The Mysterious Stranger I don't think it was an accident
The Mysterious Stranger As a person who is half Jewish, I lost it.
Andrew Fornel lol
Viktor Olofsson you could totally tell by the way everything else sounded so hurried and tacked on
What a savage! He just told his boss "Make sure that doesn't happen again..."
This reminds me of that Futurama episode with the foil hats
Matthew Craig Futurama is the best
King Sowder never watched it
9. The guy that used his feet. 9.
Matthew Craig RIO
Matthew Craig Same!
grand wizard of the triple k foundation lmao
been trying to watch this 4 a week, keep falling asleep at the beginning and forgetting what little i actually did mana ge to watch
THE MIND CONTROL!
This is literally the greatest ASMR video ever made.. "If you have a small child maybe you could make a hat for them" 😂😂
I bet the illuminatti is pretty mad you FOILED their plans.
Better watch your back TINight.
BowandSvent Get out. It’s been 3 years, but get out.
Who cares if it's 4pm? I'm going to sleep early today!
11:11 is the first question. y'welcome.
1st question at 11:11 damn, that's a lot of number 1's lol...
Atom Smasher what if its intentional
(x-files music here)
something about this video is just my favorite, it's the most relaxing of all of his vids, i always keep coming back to this when im going to sleep.
“A grand wizard of the triple k foundation” that had me dying
513 millimeters under the earth equals 1 foot.... how did you manage to do that?
No, no it doesn't.
lol 513mm is roughly 20.2" hahaha
yes, and 20" is 1 and a half feet. so Czech is damn close, they just rounded down.
Tristen Huffman 20 is closer to two feet so he should've rounded up
Or you know follow the Metric system like us Australians.
Its a lot easier then. Only 51.3 centimetres. (just over half a metre.)
I will use my sheet of tinfoil to wrap my rabbit, because he is pure evil and is the one in charge of thinking up all the dasterdly plans to take over the world.
as soon as you said "jet" and i was like yup here it comes
Love this content, constantly keep coming back to these older videos TFHS is my favorite series.
You have no idea how happy I am about how many views this is getting.
If anyone cares, 513 mm is equal to;
1 Foot 8⅛ Inches
20.2 Inches
0.56 Yards
0.51 Meters
51.3 Centimeters
Yay pointless conversions!
I hope you have a nice morning/day/afternoon/evening/night!（っ＾▿＾）~❤
Alyssa Griffin good job you know the metric system better than me, a lousy and lazy American. •3•
m and cm were too ez
You never cease to amaze me with utter creativity.😄😄
I love how he says the moon landing was faked, then every reason why would require us to actually go to the moon.
Brilliantly funny, terrific line delivery, poignant ending!
"Social Security number, credit card number and three digit number, please... (oh yes, this is comPLETEly confidential.) In case there are problems, give us 24 hours to take care of it...."
Well done!
I habitually listen to a select few female ASMR artists, preferring the general tone and cadence of their voices. Yours is the first male ASMR channel I have listened through in its entirety, and I was drawn in by the TFHS theme. Excellent work. I shall be perusing your channel more often.
Does Aluminium foil also work?
Manard same thing, so sure
Tin is not aluminum.
Xelology Not quite the same thing.
No. Join the Aluminumnati for that.
@@candleflame4355 That's because those rolls are distributed by the Aluminati to fool people into thinking they're safe by using real tin, when they're really being mind-controlled even more with the aluminum.
Killlerrrrr memestarrrrrr
Gnome Star LEEEEETSSS GET ROOOOIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWSSSSS
Our first story comes from
the krusty krab
Gnome Star no context what so ever. You're not really selling the meme well bud.
Carlos Lopez what's with the krusty krab
"the tfhs will protect you from the heterosexuals" finally a society i can TRUST
I do not know how, but this really convinces me that he really does work in the TIN FOIL SOCIETY
Its been 8 yrs, can i still apply?
How can you say that Elvis and other dead famous people are living in the moon plotting to kill kittens without dying of laughter?!
When you realize you're getting a renewal soon
man i love your original ideas, this is truly great quality of videos
I was thinking about it and isn't 513 millimeters only like 10 ft below the surface ish
Jackson Vivian try 2 feet
Jackson Vivian Joke for living in the basement.
Jackson Vivian Joke for living in the basement.
Jackson Vivian no. it's like 1ft 8.2in.
A Grand Wizard of the Triple K foundation
7:23 why tf did he give me a tin cookie, like, wtf.
SoppierStream2 Just unwrap it so you eat it
it's wrapped in tinfoil... WAIT, IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, DOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE A NEFARIOUS HETEROSEXUAL?
Darlaimerner nah man the aluminati
So nefarious organizations cant get to it to soak it in mind control waves before you eat it. God. Did you even pay attention? Where is your card.
If you read Article 5 of the TFHS monthly newsletter, you would know that galvanic shock through the teeth transfers to the brain, therefore protecting your brain from being modified by any nefarious organisations. Eat your tin cookies, and stay safe.