International League of Intelectualls Membership Application | ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @braeden9350
    @braeden9350 5 лет назад +1283

    Being subscribed to Rift is like playing Skyrim, joining every single guild.

    • @akdgames1574
      @akdgames1574 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @gael8596
      @gael8596 4 года назад +7

      Haha, nice one!

    • @graysonperdue9402
      @graysonperdue9402 4 года назад +9

      braeden not particularly agreeeing with any group’s morals or motives but reaping the benefits and helping when you feel like it, and the murder one is the most fun for no explainable reason

    • @MrNonfunny-NotFun
      @MrNonfunny-NotFun 2 года назад

      I do that alot and use op armor that kills everything near me and I just rush through the questline because I want the cool items at the end of the questlines.

    • @Beach_please
      @Beach_please Год назад

      Facts thooo

  • @daxtonriggs9228
    @daxtonriggs9228 5 лет назад +2212

    As long as we dont meet on Wednesdays. That's when the Tin Foi... my book club... meet.

    • @azrael1208
      @azrael1208 5 лет назад +80

      Wednesdays when i jerk off

    • @tamagukimicrowave1333
      @tamagukimicrowave1333 5 лет назад +58

      TheGoodHunter only Wednesdays? That sucks

    • @azrael1208
      @azrael1208 5 лет назад +51

      @Liam Mrkonja
      Monday: EAT!
      Tuesday: SLEEP!
      Wednesday: FAP!
      Thursday: PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
      Saturday: SMASH HEAD INTO WALL!
      Sunday: ALL OF THE ABOVE AT ONCE!
      NO STOP! NEVER STOP! REPEAT DAY IN DAY OUT! NEVER TIRE OF TASK!

    • @daffodils5191
      @daffodils5191 5 лет назад +16

      @@azrael1208 friday??

    • @azrael1208
      @azrael1208 5 лет назад +41

      @@daffodils5191 YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

  • @XDMattExpress
    @XDMattExpress 5 лет назад +2767

    I know how to make a redstone door, i think i belong here

    • @gee_dubya
      @gee_dubya 5 лет назад +60

      Matz 9000 IQ

    • @lazy7279
      @lazy7279 5 лет назад +45

      can you make a two way door though?

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 лет назад +71

      But can you make a crafting table? *I thought not.*

    • @XDMattExpress
      @XDMattExpress 5 лет назад +98

      @@timewellspent8137 Bro chill, dont lets get too crazy here

    • @ecco2ks
      @ecco2ks 5 лет назад +12

      But can you make an enchanting table?

  • @Hermitstatus
    @Hermitstatus 5 лет назад +383

    12:52 And any intellectual worth his salt knows to check the ingredients list to make sure that anything labeled wasabi is made from REAL wasabi, not that colored horseradish tomfoolery.

  • @legendariersgaming
    @legendariersgaming 5 лет назад +819

    Oh come on, everyone knows that true intelectualls use Dixon Ticonderoga pencils...

    • @endermage77
      @endermage77 5 лет назад +49

      As a pencil intelectuall I'd recommend Dixon Oriole over Dixon Ticonderoga as it has a more durable eraser that doesn't disintegrate after one session of use.

    • @NeatoBurrito05
      @NeatoBurrito05 5 лет назад +93

      Personally, I am a fan of the broken in half crayon.

    • @braeden9350
      @braeden9350 5 лет назад +28

      @@NeatoBurrito05 A fine choice.

    • @gangstakittie7699
      @gangstakittie7699 5 лет назад +3

      Of course size #2 hb shade

    • @ModernWastey
      @ModernWastey 5 лет назад +3

      I prefer the noodle to do my writing and drawing

  • @alexb8433
    @alexb8433 5 лет назад +437

    I could definitely summon some elder gods with that brown shoe

    • @soloman3444
      @soloman3444 5 лет назад +2

      What for? To consult with about the lives of mere mortals?

    • @fezerayn2210
      @fezerayn2210 4 года назад

      Was that a Mk reference?

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 года назад +1

      I do declare that must consult with the higher upper beings called an elder god.

  • @lAkiral
    @lAkiral 5 лет назад +274

    Ah yes the ILI grenade, the perfect item to go along with the membership.

    • @illager-to7yk
      @illager-to7yk 2 месяца назад +2

      It's used against pseudo-intellectuals.

  • @morgangobin9985
    @morgangobin9985 5 лет назад +1120

    As much as the League of Intelectualls sounds interesting, I’m still waiting for the video where I can get inducted into the Cult of Plague Doctors. I don’t want my masks to just collect dust on my shelf!

  • @MendicantBias124
    @MendicantBias124 5 лет назад +666

    Let me inn.
    Let Me IIIIiINnnNN

    • @HowBoutUHandleDeezNutz
      @HowBoutUHandleDeezNutz 5 лет назад +8

      Underrated

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 года назад +22

      Please, allow myself to enter the premises of your property so that I may do what I wish in your very ground for I wish to not abscond your property or make it my own as such, as I am trustworthy to many a person.

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 4 года назад +4

      @@focalpoint._ Y e s

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 4 года назад +4

      Please allow me into your non-dilapidated construction, a true plaque of technique. We must converse on terms of establishing greater efficiency with the legionary intellectual club. Also, I came to make a comprehensive list of feeble-minded members attempting to enter the group. We must eliminate such scourge from our fine establishment. Also I came to support your purchase of triglyceride compound also known as “fat”.

    • @justsomeyoutubecommentorwi4378
      @justsomeyoutubecommentorwi4378 3 года назад +2

      @@australium7374 Yo chill

  • @EnerJohn94
    @EnerJohn94 5 лет назад +323

    That I.L.I Banana serves a double purpose, as not only is it food, but, you can also throw the skin on the ground to temporarily incapacitate pursuers.

    • @willhurran9468
      @willhurran9468 5 лет назад +25

      This was very miss leading when you mentioned banana and having 2 purposes

    • @GoliMeadow
      @GoliMeadow 5 лет назад +14

      Is not misleading comrade. How else would one make proper use of banana?

    • @EnerJohn94
      @EnerJohn94 5 лет назад +1

      @@willhurran9468 A double purpose just means that there a two ways in which something is useful.

    • @EnerJohn94
      @EnerJohn94 5 лет назад +4

      @@GoliMeadow I'm glad I'm not the only one who uses the banana skin as a method of self-defence.

    • @GoliMeadow
      @GoliMeadow 5 лет назад +5

      @@EnerJohn94 I am infact trained in the local, ancient martial art of "Banana-Ku." It is very effective.

  • @mas12765
    @mas12765 5 лет назад +80

    Please make more videos where you hold up objects that are flat and capable of being edited to say quotes. I’ve now started spending time editing your videos in a still frame to entertain myself and others

    • @mas12765
      @mas12765 5 лет назад +5

      Thank you for understanding

  • @zebverstappen9739
    @zebverstappen9739 5 лет назад +102

    Ah yes, now that I am an official member. I can watch the other vastly intellectually superior video

  • @apoluke72
    @apoluke72 5 лет назад +341

    My father is an intelectuall and thanks to him I was capable to read perfectly at my 7th month of life, but only after 3 years of hard work.

    • @qwaccc
      @qwaccc 5 лет назад +15

      Fuck this confused me

    • @MrNoidannuoli
      @MrNoidannuoli 5 лет назад +7

      @@qwaccc im still confused

    • @19thcenturygentleman33
      @19thcenturygentleman33 5 лет назад +8

      He didn’t teach you how to spell

    • @joehiles6517
      @joehiles6517 5 лет назад +23

      Might be an intelectuall, but clearly you’re no mathematician.

    • @yeahrandoms5
      @yeahrandoms5 5 лет назад +3

      Yes but he clearly didn't teach you about time and math now did he?

  • @nickiluiso4679
    @nickiluiso4679 5 лет назад +59

    Hello Rift,
    I don’t know if you’ll read this, but if you don’t, that’s okay. I just wanted to quickly sprinkle in a few words about how grateful I am for the dedication you display towards your craft, and for sharing it with us. You give us a place where we can step into an alternate universe, or step out of our own universe and address what’s in front of us. Thanks again Rift, for all that you do.
    P.S Can you tell Margaret that I say hello? :)

  • @AinoASMR
    @AinoASMR 5 лет назад +328

    Oh I would feel so cool “accidentally” flashing this card at the library check out desk 😎

    • @godshollownutsack9272
      @godshollownutsack9272 5 лет назад +10

      Then you see that they taped their I.L.I membership card to the computer.

    • @AinoASMR
      @AinoASMR 5 лет назад +11

      Droid 16 Beta that’s a classic librarian move 💯

    • @loyalik
      @loyalik 5 лет назад +5

      it would be useful in a internet argument to prove a point

    • @brandonfield3993
      @brandonfield3993 5 лет назад +1

      Aw that'd be fun but all my libraries are computer check outs :(

    • @diabolicallyhuman412
      @diabolicallyhuman412 5 лет назад +3

      Epic Gamer Moment

  • @VegieHead11
    @VegieHead11 5 лет назад +141

    Every intellectual knows the Dixon Ticonderoga is the pencil of choice

    • @AceTheEgg
      @AceTheEgg 5 лет назад

      Nah i go mechanical.

    • @billyvitajedi
      @billyvitajedi 5 лет назад +1

      Ah, the classic Ticonderoga Test Standard #2 Pencil.

    • @generalkenobilegoproductio5488
      @generalkenobilegoproductio5488 4 года назад +1

      Aotwar The Egg That pencil lead shatters all the time, rendering roundabout 37% of the pencil lead unusable and wasted. A Dixon Ticonderoga pencil uses a firmer, but more efficient structure meaning that only around 15% of the graphite is wasted. This must show that a Ticonderoga pencil will forever be superior to the tomfoolery most formally known as the “mechanical pencil”.

    • @matthewdixon1564
      @matthewdixon1564 3 года назад

      As the name is excellent. I agree

  • @junjomo7891
    @junjomo7891 5 лет назад +1181

    Ah yes I do agree *laughs in intellectual*

    • @the_gangly_gamer4448
      @the_gangly_gamer4448 5 лет назад +39

      You spelled intelectuall wrong.

    • @purpleblob704
      @purpleblob704 5 лет назад +6

      The_Gangly_Gamer I hope your joking and I did not just get r/wooshed

    • @rustbuster69
      @rustbuster69 5 лет назад +18

      PurpleBlob70 you definitely did

    • @purpleblob704
      @purpleblob704 5 лет назад +8

      Sound_of_Silence oh no

    • @SandorBundaMusic
      @SandorBundaMusic 5 лет назад +16

      @@purpleblob704 Take everything and everyone as a joke and your life will be rather splendid. Take it from an intellectual such as me.

  • @notaspy3751
    @notaspy3751 5 лет назад +677

    Whomst’d’ve acquired an IQ of 200 or more? I must observe.
    I carry a fountain pen with my person at all instances.

    • @col_invictus4246
      @col_invictus4246 5 лет назад +36

      Tut tut
      Petty fool..
      For i am an indevidual whom is perpetualy bestowed with a mechanised penciling implement.

    • @gangstakittie7699
      @gangstakittie7699 5 лет назад +26

      @@col_invictus4246 tut tut YOU petty fool. For I, a keen individual, carry a mechanised duel-action perfect balanced tip utensil with turqois ink in my triple protector breast pocket.
      Heave yourself to my prestige heathen.

    • @twilit8162
      @twilit8162 5 лет назад +11

      @Gangsta kittie have pen

    • @itliterallyisaidyn
      @itliterallyisaidyn 5 лет назад +8

      Speech 100

    • @whodatboy1223
      @whodatboy1223 4 года назад +6

      @@gangstakittie7699 I just carry a dollar store color changing pen

  • @STARTgaming100
    @STARTgaming100 5 лет назад +76

    Most looking forward to receiving my ILI hand-grenade. Very excited.

  • @shinydegos
    @shinydegos 5 лет назад +219

    When the police wont accept your ILI card you can always just use the ILI grenade.
    Also the patient next door is gonna want that ILI shoe

    • @lewishancock3526
      @lewishancock3526 5 лет назад +7

      ILI grenade, eh? What's the damage radius?

    • @shinydegos
      @shinydegos 5 лет назад +20

      @@lewishancock3526 That depends on the person throwing it. The higher the intellect the greater the radius

    • @clutchnixon1764
      @clutchnixon1764 5 лет назад +17

      You'll blow their minds

    • @cara_melly
      @cara_melly 5 лет назад +10

      If none of that works you can always as a final resort, feed him the ILI banana even if he is not hungry.
      Note: Use this tactic only in intense situations

    • @definitelyahuman207
      @definitelyahuman207 5 лет назад +4

      @@cara_melly or use the I.L.I. cheese grater

  • @alexyarkov5058
    @alexyarkov5058 5 лет назад +387

    his hair looks healthier than mine and im 19

    • @19thcenturygentleman33
      @19thcenturygentleman33 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao he’s 45 and experienced kid

    • @J3RSEYondaBeat
      @J3RSEYondaBeat 5 лет назад +26

      He has more hair then me, I'm going bald at age 17.

    • @desmondmoonbear4143
      @desmondmoonbear4143 5 лет назад +6

      @@clutchnixon1764 WebMD?

    • @timothyrock2517
      @timothyrock2517 5 лет назад +5

      SeN tokieyoo Hes Just being a little dramatic and looking to get a reaction out of it

    • @fezerayn2210
      @fezerayn2210 5 лет назад

      @@clutchnixon1764 wow but the most young people become bald cause of cancer but either way I agree xd

  • @suessm_ba
    @suessm_ba 5 лет назад +53

    I think the grenade makes good sounds

  • @matthaisuhlmann1617
    @matthaisuhlmann1617 5 лет назад +1587

    Is he growing his hair out so he can make a Jesus ASMR????

  • @NickPersonal365
    @NickPersonal365 5 лет назад +213

    Ok I know I'm in the wrong place, but are you sure you can't point me to asmr for dummies and any league that may be affiliated with these types of peoples?

    • @diggiepigeoneer6543
      @diggiepigeoneer6543 5 лет назад +32

      How about the International League of Idiots? I think that's what you're looking for.

    • @generickitty50
      @generickitty50 4 года назад +15

      A true idiot would not realize they are at the wrong place.

    • @stewiegriffin7237
      @stewiegriffin7237 4 года назад +5

      @@generickitty50 IT'S A TRAP!

    • @generalkenobilegoproductio5488
      @generalkenobilegoproductio5488 4 года назад +3

      Are you seeking the unsavoury conglomeration of idiots known most formally by the realm of intellectuals as the International League of Idiots?

  • @anselally4408
    @anselally4408 5 лет назад +99

    Honey! why do the kitchen ware have stickers on them?

  • @NightWhispererASMR
    @NightWhispererASMR 5 лет назад +107

    I couldn’t pass the application process to mow my grandmas lawn.. I’m thinking this one is out too

    • @joshkeene7774
      @joshkeene7774 5 лет назад

      Reported your comment enjoie

    • @heraclitus6100
      @heraclitus6100 5 лет назад

      @@clutchnixon1764 well this comment section has just escalated.

  • @Hollywoodsbest00
    @Hollywoodsbest00 5 лет назад +25

    I can attest to the fact that this application for the I.L.I. is/was more difficult than the Oregon Bar Exam. Just took it on February 26 & 27.

  • @chrisdalton8467
    @chrisdalton8467 5 лет назад +82

    He really likes his hand grenades lol

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 5 лет назад +61

    400k left before 1mil subs, keep up the Great content ,Ephemeral, we will alway be your Most Devoted fans

  • @raccoonofmotivation20
    @raccoonofmotivation20 5 лет назад +330

    I'll join, but just to make sure, this organization isnt nefarious, is it?

    • @wyomingisfake4813
      @wyomingisfake4813 5 лет назад +76

      The central committee of the T.F.H.S., C.C.T.F.H.S. for short, has placed the I.L.I. on a list of suspicious but not nefarious organisations. So the memberships in the T.F.H.S. and the I.L.I. do not exclude one another. If you however find any evidence that the I.L.I. is in fact nefarious you should report that to the C.C.T.F.H.S. Hope I could help. Stay tin foily!

    • @yeahrandoms5
      @yeahrandoms5 5 лет назад +11

      I am not yet an official member of the I.L.I yet but I believe that it is not a nefarious organisation but I guess we will see once we get into the I.L.I see you there fellow intellectual

    • @dabadeedabadoo4191
      @dabadeedabadoo4191 5 лет назад +7

      This is what's great about this community, two real people referencing past episodes and enjoying themselves. Makes me feel good 😊

    • @fatvirgin2712
      @fatvirgin2712 5 лет назад +6

      @@dabadeedabadoo4191 i'm going to say the n-word

    • @davidlindquist1499
      @davidlindquist1499 5 лет назад +6

      MS OBAMA GET DOWN

  • @AuxCordUnplug
    @AuxCordUnplug 5 лет назад +44

    Can we get a hand grenade only video?
    ILI bot, play despacito

  • @notamuffin
    @notamuffin 5 лет назад +610

    When you watch one episode of Rick and Morty

    • @Roostest
      @Roostest 5 лет назад +19

      You obviously haven't seen barn yard friends now have you

    • @ares_bluesteel
      @ares_bluesteel 5 лет назад +29

      To be fair, you do have to have a genius level IQ to understand the musings of Richard and Mortimer.

    • @loser1347
      @loser1347 5 лет назад +14

      TodayIWillShid yes but the intelligence and wisdom one must harness to behold “The Backyardigans” is tremendous and immeasurable. many men and women have mightily tried and failed to witness the glory of it but have left jarred and puzzled, often left crazed. only i.l.i members can understand such elegance without the possibility of being confused

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 5 лет назад

      @@Roostest You have just grabbed the deepest crevices of my mind

    • @naughtymelon6712
      @naughtymelon6712 4 года назад +2

      “So it started with this fuckin gorilla, right?...”
      5 hours later
      “...and then, I kid you not, he turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen...”

  • @Scrotonious
    @Scrotonious 5 лет назад +62

    You should do anarchist asmr

    • @QuinnTheProle
      @QuinnTheProle 4 года назад +3

      I'd pay money for him to read the bread book

    • @crueltyquad18
      @crueltyquad18 4 года назад +1

      @@QuinnTheProle He could cut his hair and grow out his beard and read it as Kropotkin.

  • @DefinetelyNotAnAlien
    @DefinetelyNotAnAlien 5 лет назад +46

    i cannot even pass a dna test how a i supposed to win this?

  • @gamey__4642
    @gamey__4642 5 лет назад +60

    you didnt even call the granade a knowlege bomb

    • @DarkPlaysThings
      @DarkPlaysThings 5 лет назад +20

      I believe you mean "Statically Fused Pin Initiated Manually Propelled Shrapnel, High Velocity Compressed Pressure Wave and Incendiary Anti-Personnel and Light-Vehicle Device", what a Pseudo Intellectual...

    • @xJabro
      @xJabro 5 лет назад +5

      You mean truth bomb?

    • @RETROVOIK
      @RETROVOIK 4 года назад

      you mean Vsauce?

    • @gamey__4642
      @gamey__4642 4 года назад

      @@RETROVOIK perhaps

  • @paigemurphy109
    @paigemurphy109 5 лет назад +14

    Oh I'm so glad I got in!! I was a little nervous, I'm glad I am welcomed into the ILI

  • @lewisberger8111
    @lewisberger8111 5 лет назад +5

    “Let’s see ER’s card”
    Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it- oh my god it even has a water mark

  • @underconfident_asmr
    @underconfident_asmr 5 лет назад +22

    Thinking? I much more wish for my brain to NOT work, who needs the anxiety from such effort? I would rather shut it off with a slightly overdue beaking from my doctor instead. Good for the neurons.

  • @endermage77
    @endermage77 5 лет назад +93

    "Any intelectuall worth their salt always carries a #2 pencil."
    Boi I'm way ahead of you there
    I always carry 150 #2 pencils or more wherever I go.

  • @ceranopierce
    @ceranopierce 5 лет назад +37

    So a membership a plaque nice nice
    *OH AND A HAND GRENADE*

  • @Taytortot
    @Taytortot 5 лет назад +16

    YES. I always wanted a specialized cheese grater

  • @madi_ss
    @madi_ss 5 лет назад +2

    Hey Uncle E, this is off topic, but I have been watching you since I was in sixth grade. Using my I.L.I card, I am now going to college this year! Thank you so much for these many years of relaxation. Here's to many more.

  • @nezumikhilo5898
    @nezumikhilo5898 5 лет назад +45

    “Intellectualls love their cheese” well what if I’m allergic to dairy? Does soy cheese or almond cheese still count? Or can I just not be accepted into the I.L.I. ?? This is really important man I’d like to think of myself as an Intellectuall but after that idk man

  • @LunaNightshade666
    @LunaNightshade666 5 лет назад +21

    If those business cards aren't made I'll make crappy ripoffs on my own.

  • @Goofcat
    @Goofcat 5 лет назад +17

    this new Pokemon release of the Intelectuall and Idiot versions looks great

  • @abbyflores3372
    @abbyflores3372 5 лет назад +1

    I honestly don’t understand how ER doesn’t have more subs. Im so spoiled by his videos. I usually can’t enjoy or listen to other asmr cause it just isn’t as good to me. He consistently gives my tingles and I just love listening to him. But yea keep up the awesome work and thank you so much for everything you do. I battle with anxiety and insomnia and you’ve made dealing with it so much better. Sure I might not sleep but it puts me at ease and for sure helps with the process.

  • @keltongaskey
    @keltongaskey 5 лет назад +42

    Is Schrödinger's cat still alive in the box? True or false?
    *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

    • @kyyomilo
      @kyyomilo 5 лет назад +1

      Kelton Gaskey true because it is both dead and alive at the same time

    • @Taylor_Wolfe115
      @Taylor_Wolfe115 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @austinharrison7515
      @austinharrison7515 4 года назад +1

      No it is in a suspended state and until u open the box will it fall into one state of the other.

    • @RETROVOIK
      @RETROVOIK 4 года назад

      X Factor

    • @generalkenobilegoproductio5488
      @generalkenobilegoproductio5488 4 года назад +1

      It’s true *and* false. It is in a suspended state until the box is opened. It is true because it is presumed alive until proven dead, and is false because it is presumed dead until proven alive. Easy peasy!

  • @XxcolincastxX
    @XxcolincastxX 5 лет назад +1

    Hey ep. I know you might not see this but I thought I would try! I've been watching you for years and love your work! I feel like I could sit down and talk for hours about the same things u do. Your channel has helped me get through a lot of bullying and depression. I appreciate all the help u have given me for the past 4 or so years. Love you EP

  • @wowdywoemanwebble
    @wowdywoemanwebble 5 лет назад +36

    Judge: You are hereby charged with four counts of murder. How do you plead?
    Me: Guilty *flashes new ILI card*Judge: Case dismissed.

  • @endermage77
    @endermage77 5 лет назад +35

    the intelectuall videos should be in lower case to stay thematically consistent

  • @ryanfiocca
    @ryanfiocca 5 лет назад +6

    So many uploads recently! Thanks!

  • @myccaspringer2220
    @myccaspringer2220 5 лет назад +1

    Holy cow buddy, I subscribed to you long ago, but fell off watching videos for awhile, since dr. Walker. This series brought me back full force.

  • @r3dact3dus3r
    @r3dact3dus3r 5 лет назад +3

    Thank You, I was intrigued by ASMR for intelectualls but, sadly, I wasn't an intelectuall, but now I can, Thanks Uncle E

  • @jetkasai8016
    @jetkasai8016 5 лет назад

    I know this video is old, but I have to say this: I've never cared for or experienced tingles from the various triggers presented by ASMR, until today. That cardstock tapping is the sound of the gods. Thanks Rift. :)

  • @BeautyandGoreGalore
    @BeautyandGoreGalore 5 лет назад +8

    Lol, I just love the fact that on the membership card from the International League of *INTELLECTUALS* the word *INTELLECTUALS* is spelled wrong 😂

  • @debsenjoyer2149
    @debsenjoyer2149 5 лет назад +1

    I love the mispelling, it really fits his style of videos.

  • @themysteriouscatperson9483
    @themysteriouscatperson9483 5 лет назад +35

    Hey, please can you resurrect the whispering squash and make another video of it, I think it’s your best one and it really helps me sleep. And as my family are all squashes, I relate very much to that video, thanks

    • @whocaresaboutafuckinuserna6687
      @whocaresaboutafuckinuserna6687 5 лет назад

      TheMysteriousCatPerson this is better than swear word only vid requests lmao

    • @monty3854
      @monty3854 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you so much for this comment. I'd never seen the squash video so I looked it up and laughed for 17 mins. Made my day. Thanks!

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 5 лет назад

      Monty you’re welcome, glad I could share this squashy goodness

  • @slomotionaction
    @slomotionaction 5 лет назад

    ive been listening to you for years and i just want to say thank you for your content i wish my fellow peers appreciate this as much as i do

  • @fartman.mp3
    @fartman.mp3 5 лет назад +7

    5:25 rick where did you get a hand grenade

  • @gapple1733
    @gapple1733 Год назад +1

    41:50, the answer to this one is actually kind of interesting! The fruit was called the orange before the color was, before it was just yellow-red. Then the color inherited the name of the fruit. (I think the same thing might've happened with peach, but I'm not sure.)

  • @dazzeloids
    @dazzeloids 5 лет назад +4

    Can we please someday see a video of the Bubble Boy Brigade. I never forgot the first time you mentioned them and I’m just filled with so many images of what the hell it would look like

  • @btulive1057
    @btulive1057 2 года назад +2

    rift we need more application videos for different memberships!

  • @DermaGiga-
    @DermaGiga- 5 лет назад +13

    Rift, could you possibly do an ASMR roleplay where you play as Joseph Seed from Far Cry 5. That would be awsome. Plus, it would kickstart our cult!

    • @newworldarmsrace9698
      @newworldarmsrace9698 5 лет назад +2

      Alex Vaughan ER needs the power of YES

    • @DermaGiga-
      @DermaGiga- 5 лет назад +1

      @@newworldarmsrace9698 He must give us his atonement. Sin must be exposed so it may be absolved.

    • @hackerbot809
      @hackerbot809 5 лет назад +1

      Angerly equips recurve bow, d50, m249, and flamethrower... fucking peggies
      This is my actual far cry 5 loadout

  • @DuDu-jj8nq
    @DuDu-jj8nq 5 лет назад

    I dont want to sound like im looking for pitty. But my dad died a few days ago so as you can imagine its hard to sleep I just wanted to thank you for helping me get some rest man I appreciate ya an what you do.

  • @TheKlabim
    @TheKlabim 5 лет назад +9

    I would love to print out one of those cards from your website!

  • @evanmorandemos3327
    @evanmorandemos3327 5 лет назад

    That cutting mat gave me EXTREME tingles. Please use it in another video!

  • @DallASMR
    @DallASMR 5 лет назад +34

    I am the veriest intellect yes yes

  • @EnerJohn94
    @EnerJohn94 5 лет назад +3

    Literally, just been wondering when Uncle E was going to upload a new vid. Now I can wonder, no more.

    • @josephdugdale4150
      @josephdugdale4150 5 лет назад +1

      Until next time!

    • @EnerJohn94
      @EnerJohn94 5 лет назад

      @@josephdugdale4150 Which just happens to be right now. :)

  • @vivekbarchha
    @vivekbarchha 5 лет назад +7

    I tried feeding a homeless man with Wasabi and now he's in the hospital; maybe we should try regular peas.

  • @RandomVideoCollectionRVC
    @RandomVideoCollectionRVC 5 лет назад +140

    *Sign me in!*
    Before other intelectualls!

    • @gee_dubya
      @gee_dubya 5 лет назад +2

      ASMR Shoron *up

    • @Axor_A
      @Axor_A 5 лет назад +1

      @@gee_dubya bruh, it's out* smh

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 5 лет назад +1

      You're both morons, it's *through

    • @Gatekeeper0880
      @Gatekeeper0880 5 лет назад +1

      @@BigT.Larrity You three stooges are all wrong. It is clear that is it meant to be *there

    • @joe8673
      @joe8673 5 лет назад +1

      CommunistHam Y’all are idiots, it’s obviously *here

  • @adolphin3633
    @adolphin3633 5 лет назад +12

    Fbi open uuuuup. my bad sir.

  • @114aidenstoner3
    @114aidenstoner3 5 лет назад +2

    This dude gives me life, even tho he makes me sleep

  • @George_vv
    @George_vv 5 лет назад +39

    Can you do Pastafarian ASMR?

  • @agma3996
    @agma3996 5 лет назад

    Love how your hair looks, I hope mine gets like that

  • @canad883
    @canad883 5 лет назад +3

    Rift: *What contributions will you be able to provide once you become a member of the International League of Intelectualls?*
    Me: *Memes.*
    Rift: *Mmm okay.*

  • @sethzilla.-9967
    @sethzilla.-9967 4 года назад +2

    Me: watches this video 20 times
    Also me: just realized the ILI card is a get out of jail free card

  • @formeitisthemcchicken
    @formeitisthemcchicken 5 лет назад +54

    Applying for an International League of Intellectuals membership is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

    • @CheeseburgersAndBeer
      @CheeseburgersAndBeer 5 лет назад +10

      You are a sultry and delicious tease McChicken... I’ll never forget that one time on the beach ;D

    • @Ismail-zx2sl
      @Ismail-zx2sl 5 лет назад +1

      I remember you...marno asmr ?🤨

    • @AlexisLestrange
      @AlexisLestrange 5 лет назад +3

      For me, it is the McChicken I think you must have this league confused with another. It's the International League of Intelectualls, not the International League of Intellectuals. That's in an entirely different league of its own!

    • @rossanderson4156
      @rossanderson4156 5 лет назад

      McDonald's ain't even paying this dude

  • @raemhildskyler5570
    @raemhildskyler5570 5 лет назад +1

    I memorized the entire lore of the destiny universe and can recall any of it so I definitely belong hear

  • @comickazii6629
    @comickazii6629 5 лет назад +25

    I haven't seen dark circles under a pair of eyes like yours since the last time i saw a mirror. You doing okay EM?

  • @Chumb33
    @Chumb33 5 лет назад +1

    I'm SHOOK i had my hand out already as Emerphial went in for a handshake

  • @linktheheroofhyrule2498
    @linktheheroofhyrule2498 5 лет назад +8

    I just realized that "intelectualls" is spelled wrong

  • @abree107
    @abree107 5 лет назад +2

    Me like 5 years ago: What is this guy on about with the plague mask?
    Me now: Yes, WHY OF COURSE! The official I.L.I. sanctioned cheese grater.

  • @noahmcelwey2598
    @noahmcelwey2598 5 лет назад +4

    Ah yes you typical membership stuff, your membership card, a plaque from the groups and obviously your hand grenade

  • @cocoking6021
    @cocoking6021 3 года назад

    I love going fishing with the officially sanctioned I.L.I hand grenades. I find the shrapnel they use is much finer but goes through the fish much more leaving little to no shrapnel still in the meat while also tenderizing it for cooking.

  • @ambasy4538
    @ambasy4538 5 лет назад +11

    How do you say all this with a straight face

    • @RETROVOIK
      @RETROVOIK 4 года назад +1

      easy, just think what you say is true (even if it's bullshit) that's how politicians do it

  • @xigbarmasters3337
    @xigbarmasters3337 5 лет назад

    I have turned in a application to organization XIII but I love your leagues benefits.

  • @puffthemagicpestilence3313
    @puffthemagicpestilence3313 5 лет назад +4

    Your bow tie put me to sleep in 26 seconds.

  • @blewfish1
    @blewfish1 3 года назад +2

    Oh hey! Heres this cool plaque for joining the I.L.I! Oh and heres a grenade as well

  • @jacobg.9372
    @jacobg.9372 5 лет назад +4

    ER I’m begging you to do another collab with Phoenician Sailor

  • @SilverLotus187
    @SilverLotus187 5 лет назад

    You are the only one that I enjoy using the word pop for soda

  • @Kaleesh_General27
    @Kaleesh_General27 5 лет назад +14

    *grabs my fedora and my anime body pillow* I’m ready

    • @stevenmatroo1792
      @stevenmatroo1792 5 лет назад +4

      *Pumps Shotgun*
      I think not r/niceguy. You belong in The International League Of Idiots. Good Day Sir.

    • @alvarolanza595
      @alvarolanza595 5 лет назад +1

      Steven Matroo no order 66 for you

    • @jeffrey4115
      @jeffrey4115 5 лет назад

      *plays Uno reverse card* no u

  • @jamesmcgrath849
    @jamesmcgrath849 5 лет назад +1

    I'll have to frame my I.L.I card on the wall next to my orders from No.5 at "the commission", the email from my future second in command warning me of skynet & judgement day, and metalhead tour laminates. Btw tour laminate tapping and a backstage pass obscure knowledge test from Slayer's bouncer would be a great video!

    • @jamesmcgrath849
      @jamesmcgrath849 5 лет назад

      An I.L.I. mug would sell on the web store. I only know because I would definitely buy one. Lol

  • @TheFerdomad
    @TheFerdomad 5 лет назад +4

    Ah, man, I forgot to bring my fishing rod to the lake. Thank goodness I always carry my intellectual hand grenade.

  • @oolrak
    @oolrak 5 лет назад

    You make these so interesting and diffrent, i dont like asmr but this is just fun

  • @lankyboi2521
    @lankyboi2521 4 года назад +3

    “Just a little sodium chloride.”
    “Actually, dude, it’s salt.
    “That’s what I said! Sodium chloride.”
    jimbo belongs in the ILI

    • @hufflepuffotaku7642
      @hufflepuffotaku7642 4 года назад

      Actually it was iodized salt which along with sodium chloride contains iodine to prevent iodine defeciancy

  • @alexplace1465
    @alexplace1465 Год назад +1

    I got the Krill your shelf Shirt today!!!

  • @gee_dubya
    @gee_dubya 5 лет назад +5

    Ah yes my favorite pastime, grenade fishing

  • @devingilliam5601
    @devingilliam5601 5 лет назад +1

    I've seen the first 25 minutes of this video about 7 times. No idea what happens after that. Gonna find out because I'm starting the video there.

  • @greekbirb
    @greekbirb 5 лет назад +3

    i will follow,good sir.

  • @ebgamer29
    @ebgamer29 5 лет назад +1

    I fucking love the brown shoe