International League of Idiots Membership Application | ASMR
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
yay personalized content
I laughed way too much to this
Proves i'm a qualified member for ILI
I didn't expect to see you here Invisigoth. 😂😂
Lmao
The fact that he's acting like me is a horrible wake up call
666th comment bro! Haha
*We ran out of oranges. All we have is yellows*
So. . . Bananas?
Who even named the Orange? There aren't any other fruits or vegetables named after a color
@@snipsnorpsmorble No yellows, stop making up words like "Bananas". Weirdo.
@@notaspy3751 Or maybe the color was named after the fruit 🤷♂️
@@jamesaaa2013 whoops my bad
My dude has cosplayed idiots, geniuses, communists, Jesus himself, arkham asylum patients and more. I want to see him cosplay an inanimate object since he went and did everything.
6 years ago he uploaded a video called The Whispering Squash where he stuck his face on a squash so.
He did some lamp videos years ago if I recall correctly. He wore a lampshade on his head and scratched it or whatever.
Does Dr. Lampert Schade count as an inanimate object?
Whispering squash: *allow me to introduce myself.*
Arkam sanitarium
"What is your IQ?"
*Single circular crayon stroke*
A JUMBO crayon stroke.
not the content we need but the content we deserve
Made my day XD
Hey Marti!
I like cake
Reverse it hen it's true
The content we need but not desserve!! 😫
My teacher said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Ephemeral Rift." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...I hope you're doing well!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
I SEE YOU'RE A MAN OF CULTURE AS WELL
Hey that happened to me too! And then everyone stood up and clapped 😎
*then everybody clapped*
WHY DOES THIS COMMENT HAVE ONLY 30+ LIKES?!
We need a Rock and Marty roleplay stat
Teacher: can you please answer question 3 please?
0:00 me
Pin head
Wow haha! Really a table!
@@timewellspent8137 is that idiot for "relatable"?
@@justtony3108 purr happens
My teachers never say please, lucky u they say it twice
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. *Spills milk*
Best comment no doubt!
I snorted
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You snorted what I ask
Is it possible to learn this power...?
Now _this_ is more my speed
Wait up just one second........
i didn't catch any of that
Waoh leaning text.....
Now this is POD RACING
@@GroovySquiddo you saw that two
@@GroovySquiddo ohh and is that Bobb Marley??
Ephemeral rift has been in my life since I was in middle school and I’m in college now. I have to say he’s one of my favorite people in the world and I’ve never met him. When times were tough his comedy, wisdom and relaxing voice was there with me. Uncle E is a true gift to RUclips. He keeps me laughing and relaxed! Keep up the good work!
It's quite evident that he puts in a lot of hard work, does so much of research and is so creative! Btw this video was entertaining to watch, plus the tingles were really good. Around 15:40 or 12:30
Good luck on college! You'll need Paul more than ever during this time xD
Parasocial relationships for the win!
When I needed a kidney Uncle E was there.
Jason Leonardo hahahaha!!
“To spread idiocy all across the globe”
Excuse me but the flat earthers have requested you stop “stealing their thunder”
LMAO
Fun fact: the flat earthers do (or at least once did) have a phrase on their website that essentially says they wish to spread their knowledge of the flat earth with the *globe* .
Think they said something about *around* the *globe*
@@colemoore5007 😂
@@colemoore5007 it was intentional. They are trolls
Number of brain cells lost during this video
|
V
Man 5 that's alot
You can’t lose any if you’ve never had some 😎
Ha, already lost them all!!
69th brain cell...
Man, that feels good.
Only 40 billion left to go
And mom said I would never find a good club for me to join
BUT LOOK AT ME NOWWWWWWW
What
@@dylanjames3506 666 likes
Mom was wrong, the Idiot.. league or club or something like that, is a club we're all welcome to join!
@@void.guedes nah too much drama so I quit that club and joined this one
Finally, a place where I can feel truly at home.
Come join me at looking at the celing fan while on the floor. *[i flop on the floor on my back]*
doggo sounds like a good time!
*[pats place next to me]*
Are you joining me or what?
doggo I thought you’d never ask!
“An idiot is simply a genius who doesn’t tell you about it” -someone(probably)
Guy: "eh, asmr is okay, but I wish it was funnier"
Uncle E: " hold my rubber chicken"
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY RUBBER CHICKEN
Honestly, the asmr itself is good and helpful, but the humor is what really calms my brain and sends me off to sleep
PLS- THIS MADE ME LAUGH WAY TOO MUCH-
Can we get the International League of Idiots Official Member shirts as merch pls?
Vulpanyan how about the intellectual part in the front, and the idiot part on the back? Or the other way around?
I would definitely buy it!
Vulpanyan this needs to be a thing
Finally something worth to spend my money on.
@@deadangel03 i guess it fits us. Even i'm gonna put my name on the back. It will be make me dummy. Whatever others say to me i'll don't care cause i'm the big fan of him. Lol
ER have you ever considered going into acting? You have quite a portfolio built up showing your range. And some of them are really convincing. Especially with the new beard and haircut, makes you really fit certain roles
This is his acting, he loves being a creator of his own art, as he's said before.
Shh! He is acting, plus he wouldn’t have time for yt if he did acting elsewhere.
paige b he could write a book based on his extended universe at least (not asmr)
Logan Barrett facts
Like Dr. Strange
**holds up potato**
"This is a fruit of some kind."
Is there an International League of Intermediates because I'm painfully just above average
Just in the middle
howlt005 lol aka liberal arts majors gang
I feel attacked
Haha, that's nice, I was dropped as a baby
(Not actually, but sometimes I wonder with how painfully stupid I am lol)
my half of the last brain cell is grateful for this. finally i can feel accepted.
You will transcend onto a higher existence
As your last brain cell shuts down more and more your ability to appreciate this video increases exponentially
Who owns the other half? My half of my last brain cell is curious.
@@DickRiddick i've made a donation for those in need.
@@greekbirb Holy moly, that's so kind. I should do that too.
In 50 years this guy will go on to finish his medical degree and become Dr. Al Z. Heimer
Hey, I have a friend named Al Heimer! I think he’s a doctor at ... uhh... Ark...
Arkham Sanitarium! Yeah!
... Hey, I know I guy who works there! I think his name was... Al Z. Heimer!
It wont even be a real name with Z just Zonathan
@@kell9629 Or Zames.
I sailed to India so I must be smart. .
And proved that the world was pear-shaped to boot
weird flex but ok
I dunno, i feel like Columbus should be let off the chain for that one. No one had any knowledge america even existed, so it was perfically logical to assume it was Africa. After all, the natives looked the same. So i dunno why its ratted on so much
It proves you're white.
Columbus was actually a mad man who slaughtered the people he saw because he couldn't understand them!
Gotta love the fact that he's using a white crayon to take notes
If Monty Python did an ASMR video, it could be this one.
“I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.”
*The holy hand grenade...*
quickly get the coconuts they'll think a horse is coming!
@@ramb0997 just a flesh *woond*
ID LIKE TO HEAR THE SOUND OF 2 BRICKS BASHING TOGETHER
Time Stamps:
Staring off into space 0:00
I.L.I Membership card 5:59
I.L.I Official Shirt 7:53
I.L.I Banana peel 9:16
I.L.I Potato 10:13
I.L.I Yellow 11:05
Unknown object/pencil 12:12
Matchbox 13:41
Matchs14:41
Green crayon15:23
Scissors 16:07
I.L.I Grenade 17:26
Can of gasoline 18:50
Test/Questionnaire Start 21:00
Test/Questionnaire End 55:28
Writes your name on your card 56:00
You're now a official idiot 58:10
I can’t tell if you spelt “your” for the joke or not
And I don't know if you spelt "spelt" as a joke too...or not?
Mannie Nigel touché
@@MreizH it's probably because i'm a idiot and don't know proper grammar
@@Pythois and "a" instead of "an"
Teacher: *hands test*
Me: *Looks at the first question*
Me: *Looks up, tears in my eyes*
2:00
Tuco: "See you soon... Id... Idio..."
Clint:"idiots, it's for you"
Hey mind if I eat that crayon
Not at all *[hands a coloured pencil]*
i hate people of coler
A true member of ILI *salute*
no, it's mine
@@DannyProto what is a coler
This is something we can back up
YOU BETTER OPEN THE DOOR YOU LITTLE CYKA!!!!!!!!
did you get them?
@@VBCVeryBigChannel OwO what's this?
FBI open up
Dang even the fbi watches u lol
9:23 “u also get ur very own banana peel” at this point I was tryna go to sleep so I wasn’t looking at my phone but I heard him say that, so pick me phone and I just see this man tapping a banana
Are you me.
For all asmr videos
can i get an application for
uh
wait sorry i was gonna sneeze and it left
where can i uh
uhm
*what was i talking about?*
look! a crayon!
As my role model, Patrick Star once said: "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?"
@@Gatekeeper0880 is this an gatekeeper?
Can we get International League of Idiots merch?
YES
Cthulhu I can see a line of Socks 🧦
Kevin? Is that you?
Yes, my dark lord. I shall see it done.
Just sell a banana peel.
Bravo Rift!! But could you dumb it down a little?
The character in this video doesn't seem idiotic, he just seems distant and distracted like he's heavily medicated or something.
""""""""Medicated"""""""
You should do a video where you are in a session with the I.N.I where he's trying to count to 1000 but every time you get to 20 or 30 or something he forgets what number he's on and starts over and it goes on for an hour (or more) and you can title it "asmr for idiots"
"Is this the Flat Earth Society?"
Finness same thing
No it's an anti-vax meeting
Idiots are too dumb to come up with a complex conspiracy theory and instead are somehow more intelligent than them
Trump supporters meeting
@@johns8596 hey now let's not get political
I’ve always known I’ve been eligible to join. I don’t know why.
Me neither
I do
I don't know anything
@@Observer1772 me neitber
Bcuz u smurterer then more peepl
Even this group is too smart for me
Felt that
Relatable
Oof
when RUclips recommends this to you
Underrated comment. I'm doing breathing exercises just to stop myself from laughing out boisterously at the office.
YES YES YES
Omg u got me belly laughing so hard !!
Your acting seems a little too good in this one, Rift 👀🤤
LMAO
After the few billion comments saying they wanna join
You have arrived here
Good job
Casually writing in white crayon.
I wonder if Uncle E had a chuckle when he came up with his. It sure made me smile.
his content is getting funnier these days, I think!
@@surfnsunshinekat
Yeah
NOW THIS IS RELATABLE
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
my last brain cell just dieded
Really a table*
Thank you, now THIS is something I can get behind.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*steps in front*
I love how he writes with a white crayon. That attention to detail kills me.
"International League of Idiots?" Finally some appropriate name for RUclips comment section.
When you get the notification just as you're laying down for naptime
25:55 N-no *Sweats Nervously*
That's like Nixon spying on himself
Professor Mobius i kinda assumed he meant intellectuals
@@h.w.4482 Hey, do any weird experiments on defenseless animals here recently? Wait, no. That was Boreus.
@@kylehyde215CA yeah, he was one crazy son of gun
8:20 Can we appreciate the thought that went into the making of that T-shirt?
Oh jeez, this is even two smart four my brane!
J C iz*
@@TheOriginalGamerdud I can't like your comment enuf
jezzee*
27:43
“What is your IQ?”
*marks down zero*
Mark's down 160 but hes to dumb to realize that he added another number
I've just been asmr'd with a banana peel...
No homo
39:28 Answering "what are you, some kind of »intellectual«?" is unironically a genius answer
That joke about trying to change the fact that idiots shouldn't be allowed to play with matches must have been so hard not to laugh to during shooting omg I looking for micro expressions. I think I got a couple.
Anyhow, you're such a good actor, I can't get enough .
The questionnaire I'll pass with damn flying colors MOM ARE YOU WATCHING ARE YOU PROUD OF ME YET I'M A PART OF THE SOCIETY NOW
I have an IQ of 75 so I fit right in.
How??
Dunno!!
U R invitid 2 join da STOOPIDS too.
Thank you! I feel welcomed here
дмитрий Дегтярёв 125 wHaT?
Watching 2 years later and realizing the shirt is both backwards and inside out nakes this more relaxing than ever before
At least he said "take care" at the end of the video, he may not have brains but he has a heart... 💓
Now THIS is a group I wanna be a part of
I love you. I'm sad and want to die a lot nowadays. Your videos help a lot. You do wonderful work! I hope you see this
I don't know if he'll see it but I did and I hope everything gets better for you
Don't die on us please
I've been watching ER's videos more for humor than for ASMR these days. the end result is still the same, however: I'm relaxed and in an uplifted mood.
Report video reason: “I am in this video and dont like it” jk
I think, I’ve seen the banana peel with the initials somewhere...
Very subtle, amazing humour, especially the fact that both these leagues have the same initials, so it’s easy to confuse them. Love these videos, not only relaxing but extremely interesting and entertaining.
(I would still count myself as an intelectuall, so I have to refuse this kind offer)
ER you are an incredible actor please someone give this man a contract
Absolutely love how funny, creative, & thought provoking you are!!😸❤😸
we are dumb but when we combine, we can reach the level of an intellectual. a group of intellectuals stay fighting all day over smart stuff and reduce in smarts. we win.
Thanks for caring about dumb people too! I really appreciate it
We're all part of the ILI.
But what does your I stand for?
Mine stands for international.
Mine stands for Inedible
@@spookkoopsspook We’ll see about that
@@LucaJansen0 NO
ILI?
Writing on white paper with a white crayon was such a good move. The small things really help sell it.
ER: "Are any of your family members idiots or members of th-"
Me: "YES."
ER: Allow me a moment to write your name on here.
(Me as an intellectual expecting my name to appear)
ER: (Produces card that says "YOUR NAME" on it)
Me: Well what did I expect to be honest....
You should have asked "Is mayonaise an instrument?"
Now where have I seen this reference before?
E.R: "Do you have an emergency contact? Name and number?" Me: "yes. no, mom and dad."
Growing up in Missouri and watching this now makes me feel right at home...thank you.😂❤️
It's like the opposite of MENSA.
DENSA?
This should be the international league of stoners😂😂
I was hoping he would turn around to look behind him. The Asmr gave me sleep with a smile. Thanks
0:00 me in every singel situation where i need to have focus:(
That tie and shirt combo was a nice touch
I didn't have to take the test, they just saw me and let me join.
I really respect the detail, on the shirt he wrote it on the inside and back (as an idiot would) , that takes some thought and just proves how much thought and time he puts into these videos
That beautiful fade-in intro... like a Tarantino film!
But Rifty, what about the official Monty Python-sanctioned Idiot costume?
- White Bandanna
- Grandma Sweater-Pattern Vest
- White Long-Sleeve Shirt
- Grandpa Suspenders
- Courdoroy Trousers rolled up to the knees
- Black or Camo Wellington Boots
- Harry Potter Spectacles
What’s a trouser? Is that some kind of garden tool?
@@notaspy3751 British word for pants
I thought trouser was a tipe of pensl
This guy.. imagination over 9000 or creativity over 9000...😎
Love your contents from a small french asmr artist. 👍
People still say "over 9000"?
@@mroznowski2185 im french and my english is not good at all sorry..
@@Mat-GG I was just teasing. Don't worry
You're not alone sir
All across the globe students everywhere have to deal with language problems
I imagine English must be the worst because it is completely inconsistent, never follows its own rules, changes unceasingly by adding and losing words, and to top it all off, it's as common as Spanish Flu.
Though surprisingly, English isn't as common as Chinese Mandarin.
@@endermage77 ahah thanks. 😁
I hope you understand how many people genuinely appreciate and are very thankful for what you do. You are an amazing asmr-tist
This is kinda cute it reminds me of a kid trying his best to learn things
I feel right at home
I smell right at home
Me too, Reg.
At 27:40
"What is your IQ?"
*scribbles a circle
Lol
* looks at lemon *
!!!
EVERY
VILLAIN
IS
LEMONS
I’m not sure if I liked this video based on its ASMR qualities, or hated it because I know far too many idiots that it legitimately reminded me of.
Either way, I’m sure you succeeded in your intentions. Nicely done!
Ah yes the I.L.I... Italian Lettuce Incorporated
YES
So would saying, "You idiot!" here be a compliment...?
Yes it woubled
I’d say it’s stating a fact.
Thank you.
It's like saying "hey man" your just calling them what they are.
What is a compliment?
The delivery of that first line was beautiful.
I just joined for the banana peel. Also, the shirt's made out of cotton and polyester, and that's simply the best material for shirts.
Also, "are your parents idiots?" "I have a grandfather that does yoga"
This is the one I belong to ; Thanks ER for the publicity !
'' What's your emergency contact? ''
"911"
Sorry I’m so late. This is gold. The clipboard bit brought to mind reading Amelia Bedelia books to my daughter when she was little. Thanks. 😊
“We barely started, and you seem to be showing intelligent life. I’m sorry.”