Would’ve been even funnier if the questionnaire was cut short and it ended with him saying we have to be enslaved because answering questionnaires just got banned
We'd like to send a big thank you to Paul, our recruiting officer, for finding bright new recruits for our ranks. Thank you Paul, and may the Entity be with you!
@@type-10 One would think, I mean right? I almost changed my username once, but it also included changing my profile pic, and plus, my phone is Google-operated, like RUclips, so if I did that, all my contacts would think I'm a total weirdo.
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight being nice and supportive of others is brown nosing? I seriously feel bad for you if that is your out look on life. Give someone a compliment today, it might feel good. Take a break from your negativity, it will change your life
@@whitemonoblos3605 it means you identify as the gender you were assigned at birth. and to the moron indirectly complaining about transgender people (people who do not identify as the gender they were assigned at birth), yeah, there's *totally* a lot of trans people in the ultra-rich death cult running the world into the ground for their wasted wealth, it's definitely some minority's fault and not rich perverts like the royal family and epstein.
It really blows my mind that the reason I found this glorious mess of Dystopian/Post-apocalyptic future, because I wanted to learn freaking black jack.
I love how childish these roleplays are. Childish in the sense that they feel like they exist in some twisted form of what a child’s imagination and games look like. Like a kid inventing his secret society and writing on cards, and offering things a kid might want as incentives to join - cookies, mundane objects - but performed by an adult with all the knowledge of the world that comes with. It creates a very surreal world.
His creativity and humour never ceases to amaze me. I don't watch this channel for asmr most of the times because I cant get asmr when I'm constantly laughing but I still watch it for entertainment. It's brilliant.
19:45 Really liked that question and the answers, makes you think of how well off we really are in the first world and how thankful one can be for everything they have. all your "_____ Man" videos do that actually. Thinking about how certain items might be banned makes you appreciate them alot more. I really like the philosophy you subtly put in your videos. From the many videos I have seen from you, I can say that I have a very similar worldview to yours. Love all your content, you're really one of a kind and irreplaceable. Hope you read this my dear uncle E.R. :)
I guess they've got a choice. They can use no.1 or no.3 pencils instead. I know nothing about pencil numbering systems and so I won't fully understand the depth that some might be able to go into. Please don't hurt me.
I love how there's an amount of continuity in most if not all of ER's vids. Like I'd love a lore book about Arkham Sanitarium and all his characters, and some kind of timeline. But at the same time having everything sprinkled in either as a vid devoted to AS or like this vid where it's one or two lines that you may or may not catch the first time around about it is awesome too.
I really do enjoy the basis to these videos, I just close my eyes and listen. Just listening brings imagery in my head and I just fall into deep sleep. Thanks for making these. Very enjoyable indeed.
Your voice is particularly husky in this and I’m loving it. It’s putting me right to sleep, which I’m trying to fight off because I want to actually watch the video!! Also, yay, cookie.
Everytime ER makes a video like this I always wonder if he is genuinely trying to warn us about something that is going to happen. As far as I know he's the only asmrist who talks about this kind of thing, lol I'm just speculating though
Corvus warned about covid. NWO is warning us about the assassination of the next U.S. president, then a huge war, and last but not least, a great leader of the creator or ,head master Rift, after the huge war every countries economy was in shambles so head master Rift gather up all of the members and is now the ruler of earth. (Also Cthulhu means that aliens and other living entities like the human-plant cross bread, were created and discovered. So 2020-2025 is when this will all take place.)
Let's just say I got the NWO entrance theme playing in my head over and over while watching this video, and it would start up again every time ER said 'NWO". Of course, the fact that I'd just been watching a playlist of the Goldberg Streak and just went through the matches where he squashed Scott Hall, Hulk Hogan and Kurt "Mr Perfect" Henning didn't help much either, as I'd just heard their theme recently.
"Hulk Hogan was a sap! Now, you all get to experience the real deal with Ephemeral Rift, brother! You can call this the New Sleep Order of wrestling brother!"
Next, how about we get to see the ER do the first collaboration I've ever seen him do, Uncle E and Easy E doing the next NWO RIftverse video together. Hell, we got NWO Black and White, NWO Wolfpack and NWO WWE, so why not NWO RIftverse too? HMM, maybe Uncle E didn't supplant the Hulkster after all, maybe this is just a different faction of the NWO.
I love how creative each one of these are. I domt know if you already made one. But a video explaining about yourself and what got you Into this would be awesome
I pick one of your videos every night and fall asleep to it. You've been helping me, an anxiety plagued insomniac, sleep for months now. Thank you for your time and creativity! I would LOVE to see videos of one of youre character creations campaigning for president!
Forgetting all my Morals and Human decency to Mercilessly Rule and Tyrannize all my fellow Humans for a cookie? *_You drive a Hard Bargain that i must admit_*
This is like that “The Simpsons” episode about the stonecutters and how they get special access to everything if they’re a member, except taken to the extreme. lol
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Bruh this makes applying for college 7x easier than it is. I don't even think I'd be able to get past the first 15 minutes of this process because the questions are so disturbing and disoriented out of this world. Good vid man!
“What dose the acronym NWO stand for?” A: New world order B: New world order C: New world order D: New world order (Has Fallout 3 flashback) aaaa the good ol days...
Hey uncle E, I have a video Idea for you: The plastic bag man, the Tupperware man, and/or maybe the plastic container/storage man? Just something to get those nice plastic crinkles and taps in, and maybe sneak in a few cap sounds and bottle sounds :)
Last night I put this on the tv in my room while my friend was over so we could go to sleep and I got an ad for a game called new world. No joke. We both laughed really hard for a few minutes then became unconscious. Thank you rift :)
I got another good one. I started this video to relax and an ad starts playing before the video. Guess what the ad is? A chocolate ad done in ASMR of all things! A company actually put an ASMR ad in front of an ASMR video! I was shocked!
TL:DR, we have to be an entity. I wholeheartedly believe we are a type of Entity, given how often we are in different places, and everyone is "Haven't I seen you before?" sometimes a millennia ago (Holiday Shopping at the Nothing Store). It's only hammered in when the NWO Officer asks "What do you do when you see someone riding a bike down the street, and bikes have recently been banned?" and our character (despite the fact most questionnaire videos we are never told our answer to be as "free" as possible) chooses D, "Do nothing. Pretend you didn't see it and continue walking. The NWO doesn't need to know your true intentions, not yet." On top of that, how else have we survived Corvus and the SCP Plague Doctor's experiments? How else have we been able to know many things, almost everything at once? Yes, Rifts are a thing, and "removing sharp objects from your face" along with the Corvus video of him sticking sharp objects in your face clearly debunk this, right? No. What if, us the viewers, are all collectively ONE singular Entity. We branch out whenever we please, some of us can be manipulated better than others...That would explain why there are some of us going to different scenarios (videos). We are all separate, living out different lives, but some of us know we are an Entity (META), while others have no idea (MORE META). It makes for a very interesting and groundbreaking perspective.
You’re so cool, but like the weird but awesome uncle vibe. These are very unique, and cool. You seem like a conspiracy guy, maybe some crazy ones, but that’s what makes you cool.
That’s actually a good idea hold on *portal opens Clone: Wow that was a good idea! Clone 2: Yea I think so to! Clone 5: Uhh I think this is to much Clone: I think it’s too late Clone 256: No I think it’s fine Clone 6792: How long is the machine going to be on? Me: Forever... Clone 3829746371: Hey guys! Clone 3:Hi Tom Clone 728395: Wait Isn’t his name D C?
Gotta love when uncle E plays the protagonist and the antagonist in his own universe
Nameless_Yokai he is also the supporting cast
It’s hilarious
He is the universe
He is the universe
The ultimate one man show
“Are you a member of the Tinfoil Hat Society?”
*me, straightening tinfoil hat* - “No…”
ellisbud222 *nervously looks left and right
*Hides anti-nefarious banners* *whistles*
cm punk!
HAIL TFHS
ellisbud222 got you to 500 lol
Me: *walks in*
ER: Do you want this cookie?
Me: Sure
ER: Join my cult.
Me: ahhh son of a bi-
Ok
@@davidhatcher7016 🔫🗡
bitch*
c:
You forgot the funny.
Bruh get my name off your account bruh
I'm glad that he didnt ask me if I am honest for 5th time, cause I was about to crack.
Козачок с ротом I was dying 😂
This New World Order better have Uncle E as an immortal overlord.
No, but it does have Professor Clemmons as an immoral overlord.
@@vascogoncalves8542 😏😏😏😒😒😒😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
@@vascogoncalves8542 yes
KingDog do you see any other actors in this channel’s cast?
No but they will use his DNA to make clones of him for henchmen
Should’ve ended with him being dragged away as questionnaires are banned
Aren’t people in the nwo are immune to bans? This was stated in the checkpoint video.
Would’ve been even funnier if the questionnaire was cut short and it ended with him saying we have to be enslaved because answering questionnaires just got banned
We'd like to send a big thank you to Paul, our recruiting officer, for finding bright new recruits for our ranks. Thank you Paul, and may the Entity be with you!
Thank you paul
Wow
NewWorldOrder3000? Did you make that account just for this or did that just happen to be your username?
@@type-10 One would think, I mean right? I almost changed my username once, but it also included changing my profile pic, and plus, my phone is Google-operated, like RUclips, so if I did that, all my contacts would think I'm a total weirdo.
Wasn’t his name Robert?
ER: You'll also get...a cookie.
Me: Sign me tf up.
I would like but your comment is @ 69 sorry bout it
faith frickin marie ay you can like now, some jackass got it to 70 and it’s gone up from there
And a rubber band
And a pencil
*don't forget the pencil!* he will find you
138 now, 69*2
Video games are banned. Sign me tf up to take the NWO down.
This dudes creativity is off the charts!
Bearded Whisperer ASMR seriously man... this guy should be an actor/writer with the performances he puts on!
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight being nice and supportive of others is brown nosing? I seriously feel bad for you if that is your out look on life. Give someone a compliment today, it might feel good. Take a break from your negativity, it will change your life
Yep
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight try just being nice to people, fuckface
@@Hsaelt true bro, true
This is just the embodiment of
"Join the dark side! We have cookies."
That which will be banned in a week but what are you gonna do?
Its join the darkside we have cupcakes
The best part, you don't have a choice 😈😈😈😈😈
@@1SilverDollar join, then you can get the cookies
Yo dude! The empire is pretty chill, wanna join it or something?
Me watching in 2020: HA! This could never happen.
Me watching in 2050: Oh my god...he...he warned us. And we didn't listen.
Matthew C more like 2030 lol
@@Hsaelt what does cisgender even mean?
@@whitemonoblos3605 it means you identify as the gender you were assigned at birth.
and to the moron indirectly complaining about transgender people (people who do not identify as the gender they were assigned at birth), yeah, there's *totally* a lot of trans people in the ultra-rich death cult running the world into the ground for their wasted wealth, it's definitely some minority's fault and not rich perverts like the royal family and epstein.
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight truth
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight Weirdchamp weirdchamp
"Do you work for the tinfoil hat society"
*starts sweating*
Me sees people commenting
Me ( A NWO Officer ): Wait that’s illegal
Stfu
I AM THE REVOLUTION AS A SPY! YOU CANT STO
Never mind you can stop me
Oh no
the American Government 4⃣2⃣0⃣ no u
“Defficiency of Vit D forced it to come into the light.” Simply genius 😂😂😂👌🏼
34:25
the correct answer is C guys, trust me
Yes
Yes
No it's G
Yes
fl00f 😂
Rift: True or false tin foil should be banned?
Tin foil society: I see you have chosen death
It really blows my mind that the reason I found this glorious mess of Dystopian/Post-apocalyptic future, because I wanted to learn freaking black jack.
*inserts coin
I wonder if this machine is safe to put out
But did you learn blackjack?
Natural 20s Yeah. Rift explained the basic rules in a friendly game.
I love how childish these roleplays are. Childish in the sense that they feel like they exist in some twisted form of what a child’s imagination and games look like. Like a kid inventing his secret society and writing on cards, and offering things a kid might want as incentives to join - cookies, mundane objects - but performed by an adult with all the knowledge of the world that comes with. It creates a very surreal world.
Thats why his roleplay are the best
that's such a good way to describe his videos
@@evie5375 seriously
Next video: TFHS member congratulates you, a undercover TFHS member, for becoming a member of the NWO
Omg yes please
Lol it just starts becoming a loop and continues going on and on.... also it’s TFHS
@@goodguybjorn ok thx!
The one after that Could be the NWO figuring out there’s a spy for the THFS and the NWO has to question you like an interrogation
The TFHS isn't going to be happy about this...
Don’t worry there are spahs here!
And this I sent my NWO account so I’m safe!
HAHA IM CREATING THE REVOL
Observe and report. Knowledge is power. TFHS will adapt and overcome this NWO..... we will outlast them.
I keep freakin seeing, and reading that as THPS. lol (Tony Hawk's Pro Skater)
toad If I’ve connected the dots right, it’s the Tin Foil Hat Society Ephemeral has in his lore.
Day 1 of requesting a Gandalf in 2020 roleplay
Kermit tried this last year my man it does not work that well
Blood FartMoon Requesting roleplays? Lol
He requested a swear word only video and Uncle E eventually had to put the brakes on for him, i.e it didn’t happen.
Dildo Baggins! Good to see you old fellow!
I asked for a hand motion video recently like this and it worked just can't be stuff like swear word only vids
Love that motto it is straight to the point
I really want an asmr where ER just goes trought possible items that we could get to ban
Hello French furrrt
Well then do I have a treat for you
You psychic
His creativity and humour never ceases to amaze me. I don't watch this channel for asmr most of the times because I cant get asmr when I'm constantly laughing but I still watch it for entertainment. It's brilliant.
19:45 Really liked that question and the answers, makes you think of how well off we really are in the first world and how thankful one can be for everything they have. all your "_____ Man" videos do that actually. Thinking about how certain items might be banned makes you appreciate them alot more. I really like the philosophy you subtly put in your videos. From the many videos I have seen from you, I can say that I have a very similar worldview to yours. Love all your content, you're really one of a kind and irreplaceable. Hope you read this my dear uncle E.R. :)
FeelsOkayMan this is such a nice comment
@@staisehill9257 thank you i'm glad some people read my comment :)
Uncle E: if you join my cult you get a cookie
Me: sold
JUST BRING ME STRAIGHT TO THE SACRIFICE DEN!
Bless all the artists crying over the loss of No. 2 pencils
but they were a sacrifice for a greater purpose as well..for ART..ASMART :D
I guess they've got a choice.
They can use no.1 or no.3 pencils instead.
I know nothing about pencil numbering systems and so I won't fully understand the depth that some might be able to go into. Please don't hurt me.
Andrew Sidey dude same
@@andrewsidey8025 Pencil numbers refer to how tough the graphite is. I forget which way the scale goes.
I'm enlisting to get some thousands stored
now we need an 'Old World Order' so the card can say OwO and he can make a plethora of OwO jokes
RyudenTamarashi YES
OwO? What's this?
No
I absolutely adore your impeccable use of the word "Plethora"
@Soviet-Chan OwO wuts dis
I love how there's an amount of continuity in most if not all of ER's vids. Like I'd love a lore book about Arkham Sanitarium and all his characters, and some kind of timeline. But at the same time having everything sprinkled in either as a vid devoted to AS or like this vid where it's one or two lines that you may or may not catch the first time around about it is awesome too.
I really do enjoy the basis to these videos, I just close my eyes and listen. Just listening brings imagery in my head and I just fall into deep sleep. Thanks for making these. Very enjoyable indeed.
John Wick ASMR and The No° 2 Pencil Man ASMR are my most waited videos of this year
You know you're in too deep when this is an average upload, and not weird at all
I’m expecting Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall to appear in the video 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
eMP I bet Nash would tore a quad if tries to do an ASMR video
At least we have Easy E, I mean Uncle E. :D
nahh he's gonna become e-pac
@@mohdalmalki374 ouch
@Mergatroid Skittle and about half of every man who has ever worked for WCW
ER: makes a new world order video
Me: *laughs in WCW*
Laughs in OWO
“If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” - Some guy on Call of Duty Modern Warfare I complained to about campers
I experienced asmr for 15 years and of now...no more tingles just good videos to listen to
Can we get an opposing vid with comrade Yuri against the fascist NWO?
Funsyze the antifa man asmr
comrade yuri should join forces with the tfhs
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight nah
Tel-Ash The Juice Knight yes please lets get political under an asmr Video, that Sems reasonable enough.
@@Hsaelt Just say you're a fash sympathizer, saying you're anti antifa is just fascism with extra steps
I want someone to make a video of the entire lore and storyline of his videos, this is so amazing
Your voice is particularly husky in this and I’m loving it. It’s putting me right to sleep, which I’m trying to fight off because I want to actually watch the video!! Also, yay, cookie.
The Entity mentioned that it had something in store for humanity at the end of its video
And only now have all the gears clicked
Everytime ER makes a video like this I always wonder if he is genuinely trying to warn us about something that is going to happen.
As far as I know he's the only asmrist who talks about this kind of thing, lol
I'm just speculating though
Corvus warned about covid. NWO is warning us about the assassination of the next U.S. president, then a huge war, and last but not least, a great leader of the creator or ,head master Rift, after the huge war every countries economy was in shambles so head master Rift gather up all of the members and is now the ruler of earth.
(Also Cthulhu means that aliens and other living entities like the human-plant cross bread, were created and discovered. So 2020-2025 is when this will all take place.)
Who thinks inmediatly that this video was a total reference to the WCW nWo, a wrestling ASMR 😅😁
Let's just say I got the NWO entrance theme playing in my head over and over while watching this video, and it would start up again every time ER said 'NWO". Of course, the fact that I'd just been watching a playlist of the Goldberg Streak and just went through the matches where he squashed Scott Hall, Hulk Hogan and Kurt "Mr Perfect" Henning didn't help much either, as I'd just heard their theme recently.
sameeee
“What’s in this warehouse?”
* Opens door *
* Pure sugar spills everywhere *
“Oh.”
Asdf moment
I love his positive energy and the way he smiles more people need to act like this
“Cause when you’re NWO, you’re NWO - 4 - life 🤘🏼“
EDIT***
Glad to see fellow members ~ 🤘🏼 to all.
*Funky Guitar Riff, Strumming gold like a guitar*
I see we have a man of culture
Too sweet me bro
Javier S
🤘🏽
MegaChorro123 thanks bro
We want a new asmr: ASMR rebelling against the new world order
Good thing I wrapped my brain in tin foil surgically before this application
I like to wrap my lunch in tin foil too!
FBI
That ones mine! You can’t have it!
I loved the question about asking honest. Like as if we had a tin foil hat on in the room.
Can’t believe Ephemeral Rift usurped Hulk Hogan as leader of the nWo. Truly, the greatest night in the history of our sport.
"Hulk Hogan was a sap! Now, you all get to experience the real deal with Ephemeral Rift, brother! You can call this the New Sleep Order of wrestling brother!"
Yea but there's no recapturing that moment that Hogan was revealed as the 3rd man. Forever changed the business brother!
Next, how about we get to see the ER do the first collaboration I've ever seen him do, Uncle E and Easy E doing the next NWO RIftverse video together.
Hell, we got NWO Black and White, NWO Wolfpack and NWO WWE, so why not NWO RIftverse too?
HMM, maybe Uncle E didn't supplant the Hulkster after all, maybe this is just a different faction of the NWO.
"Hi, I'm with the New World Order, would yo-"
Me: No
"b-but cookie"
@@Laplace3060 counter argument, we take down the NWO and after that we can have all the cookies we want
@@diogoguerramontenegro8319 good idea, but it takes so much effort
@@Laplace3060 but cookies
@@Mkmcco but you'd get cookie if you join, so much simpler
I'm so happy that ER is finally playing the protagonist. Very good
How can this be so hilarious and so relaxing at the same time
New World Order:*bans New World Order*
I keep thinking I'm gunna wake up in a twilight zone style scenario were every other person left on the planet is a ER character.
I love this universe!! Please keep them coming!
I love how creative each one of these are. I domt know if you already made one. But a video explaining about yourself and what got you Into this would be awesome
So glad I can finally apply
That One Sentient Bagel *who let you out of your cage*
Ash Darkness if you make metal hot enough it will melt.
That One Sentient Bagel how did you-
Ash Darkness F R I C T I O N
That One Sentient Bagel *impossible*
I love the whimsical nature of your videos. Sure there is some creepy aspects of many of them. But the whimsy mixed into them makes them more unique.
Too sweet 🤘🏽
I pick one of your videos every night and fall asleep to it. You've been helping me, an anxiety plagued insomniac, sleep for months now. Thank you for your time and creativity!
I would LOVE to see videos of one of youre character creations campaigning for president!
Forgetting all my Morals and Human decency to Mercilessly Rule and Tyrannize all my fellow Humans for a cookie?
*_You drive a Hard Bargain that i must admit_*
That feeling when you thought you were joining a hardcore rap group but end up joining a secret society
This is like that “The Simpsons” episode about the stonecutters and how they get special access to everything if they’re a member, except taken to the extreme. lol
"Do you have any questions?"
Me: "When can I fight Sting? Where is Hulk Hogan?"
"No? Okay, Great!"
*Am I a joke to you?*
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Me: why did I apply again?
ER: You’ll also receive a cookie.
Me: Oh yeaaaaaaah
And a rubber band! Man! What a trade off for life enslavement! Sign me up!
Jennifer hodge I know right?!
Hey I recognize that pfp from somewhere
Bruh this makes applying for college 7x easier than it is. I don't even think I'd be able to get past the first 15 minutes of this process because the questions are so disturbing and disoriented out of this world. Good vid man!
I’m back, its like the 24th time i watch this now. Been a while
Ooo, he still sees these
ER: Hey do you wanna join the NWO?
Me: I dunno man.....Maybe?
ER: I'll give you this cookie-
Me: *W H E R E D O I S I G N*
"You'll get a free cookie,"
*shows you cookie*
*proceeds to crush cookie in front of you*
These questions make me gingle from time to time, thanks for creating!
I wanna see the 'Word Man', where he hands out one time use words to poeple.
I pictured Hulk Hogan coming in and gently stroking a keyboard.
“What dose the acronym NWO stand for?”
A: New world order
B: New world order
C: New world order
D: New world order
(Has Fallout 3 flashback)
aaaa the good ol days...
Hey uncle E, I have a video Idea for you:
The plastic bag man, the Tupperware man, and/or maybe the plastic container/storage man?
Just something to get those nice plastic crinkles and taps in, and maybe sneak in a few cap sounds and bottle sounds :)
i love how the wiki for the irl NWO shows up for this video lol
Last night I put this on the tv in my room while my friend was over so we could go to sleep and I got an ad for a game called new world. No joke. We both laughed really hard for a few minutes then became unconscious. Thank you rift :)
I got another good one. I started this video to relax and an ad starts playing before the video. Guess what the ad is? A chocolate ad done in ASMR of all things! A company actually put an ASMR ad in front of an ASMR video! I was shocked!
I love how intertwined his reality is with his videos omfg
TL:DR, we have to be an entity.
I wholeheartedly believe we are a type of Entity, given how often we are in different places, and everyone is "Haven't I seen you before?" sometimes a millennia ago (Holiday Shopping at the Nothing Store). It's only hammered in when the NWO Officer asks "What do you do when you see someone riding a bike down the street, and bikes have recently been banned?" and our character (despite the fact most questionnaire videos we are never told our answer to be as "free" as possible) chooses D, "Do nothing. Pretend you didn't see it and continue walking. The NWO doesn't need to know your true intentions, not yet." On top of that, how else have we survived Corvus and the SCP Plague Doctor's experiments? How else have we been able to know many things, almost everything at once? Yes, Rifts are a thing, and "removing sharp objects from your face" along with the Corvus video of him sticking sharp objects in your face clearly debunk this, right? No. What if, us the viewers, are all collectively ONE singular Entity. We branch out whenever we please, some of us can be manipulated better than others...That would explain why there are some of us going to different scenarios (videos). We are all separate, living out different lives, but some of us know we are an Entity (META), while others have no idea (MORE META). It makes for a very interesting and groundbreaking perspective.
The greatest mystery in the world is "what the heck is he writing on the clipboard?"
You'll also receive a cookie
Me: you son of a bich, I'm in 👈
(This is just a meme reference, I have great respect for Uncle E)
In your own words, explain why using your own words should be banned.
Comment below:
communism
@@LY2030. Yep, always the pesky commies! Everything and nothing might have to go too. Can't risk everything becoming communist!
facism
bottom text
@@Mkmcco top text
f u n i
@Patrick Dolan They banned abstenation
You’re so cool, but like the weird but awesome uncle vibe. These are very unique, and cool. You seem like a conspiracy guy, maybe some crazy ones, but that’s what makes you cool.
I thought Hulk Hogan was going to make the Interview
This is the ultimate "come to the dark side, we have cookies"
You: Are you a member of the Tinfoil Hat Society?
Me: wait what you’re the one that recruited me last night
That rubber band noise was surprisingly really good!
If the NWO bans mustard and french fries.
*I'LL CALL THE RESISTANCE*
ΔLΛN as long as I am still able to put stale milk on my fries I’ll be happy
It already happened they banned salt which is why the chip man makes his own out of stolen potatoes
.."note to self latest recruit seems a little suspicious..." 😂😂😂😂 idk why that part had me rollin
Hopefully Hulk Hogan doesn’t do a leg drop on me if I deny
What if this one is a twist ending where we fail the application.
Joke on him
I’m a spy !
Me to!
I'm still looking for Lenin, I will find him someday...
tinfoil hat society
No cookies for you
In the dark knight when Harvey dent said “you either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain” he meant this guy
I love how hw calls it a club as if ruling the world is just a fun hobby to do with a few people.
3:26 You son of a gun, you had me at cookie. I'm in.
Have you considered the idea of doing something like 'The Clone Men' and doing a split screen of two of you holding the same object, TWICE!
That’s actually a good idea hold on
*portal opens
Clone: Wow that was a good idea!
Clone 2: Yea I think so to!
Clone 5: Uhh I think this is to much
Clone: I think it’s too late
Clone 256: No I think it’s fine
Clone 6792: How long is the machine going to be on?
Me: Forever...
Clone 3829746371: Hey guys!
Clone 3:Hi Tom
Clone 728395: Wait Isn’t his name D C?
When I had too decide between saving ASMR or Oxygen, I was really having a hard time decide. I think I made the right decision by choosing ASMR.
I have never seen a chocolate chip cookie that I wanted less than that single chip in this video 🙈
ER- "You get a cookie. Chocolate Chip I believe."
Me- you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
That is the dark side you loser. Don't you know that "come to the dark side we have cookies"
I can’t tell if this is a clone of The ASMR Man
20:28 this part of the video came from the heart,you can fell his tone