The Infinity War Ashes Dealer | ASMR
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- Опубликовано: 4 сен 2024
- You are paid a personal visit by an individual selling the ashes of the superheroes (and a few non-supers) who were disintegrated during the Infinity War.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
Such a great concept, I applaud you Dr Strange
FredsVoice ASMR Thor!!
No wonder you don’t comment on other people’s vids when you got comments like the ones above me here
@@ZSan__ homophobe
Sup Thor😆
Froot Drank heterophobe
“Mr stark, I don’t feel so good”
Ephemeral rift: “MONEY TIME”
He was already behind Tony with a hand vacuum.
Oh my god why is this funny? I'm trying not to wake my family up
I bet when thanos snapped there was a 50% sale.
money time wtf hahaha
TIME TO GIVE ME MY MONEY yeahhhhhhh
I can just imagine him on his knees picking up the ashes while the avengers watch in horror
He was definitely with a little broom and a ziplock bag while Steve was still trying to hug Bucky.
...
...
...
Ephemeral Rift starts vacuuming Steve to get all the ashes.
@@sholmes4593 lol
Lucy Danko He just turns to them like “Hey do y’all know who this is? Don’t want to get them mixed up”
Amazing XD
Elemental Rift: *Claps* "Alright people, we got to get the dust then leave! Let's move it!"
Thanos: **Snaps the universe to dust**
This guy: Buisness is *Booming!*
Nice
Ephemeral rift: stonks
I am a business man, doing business
STONKS
So true
Thanos: **snaps**
Ephemeral Rift: *it’s free real estate*
😂😂😂😂
Mork TOG underated af 😂
YOO😂😂
Amazing
”This was Starlord. 100 grand”
real respect for this man, he had the ability to hold up a bag of sand and say “here we have Spider-Man’s ashes” with a straight face for an hour
@TheSpaceBoyy but better
nah its spider man's ashes not sand
Laughed
LOL
@TheSpaceBoyy ddddttd
This must be one of the 14,000,605 possibilities Doctor Strange saw
All my homies love this timeline
Doctor Strange stopped looking for more after spending six minutes trying to understand why someone would buy dust... and be sure that's part of a human being.
This is fine
Utiftituihiogyiifitgfiificuiytyyttuttfttyt
Utiftituihiogyiifitgfiificuiuytyyttuttfttyt
I can just imagine this guy, running around the battlefield, bagging ashes.
Captain Jack Sparrow style™️
He is actually a scammer. The ash is probably ......
My question is how the hell did he get to Titan?
Why did i read banging ashes?
Like general Grevious
*Half of the galaxy dies*
Ephemeral rift : *S T O N K S*
😂😂😂😂 madd
*Universe
Only one that made me laugh
666 likes
@@elchavesman7788 yes.
Imagine dying while saving the world just so you can end up inside a Ziploc bag
Love the picture. Love the comment. Love EVERYTHING 👏
@@martha.stella i love you
New drugs
Thanos cocaine
I'm 300th like, let's go
i was your 600th like㊙
Finally, I can fulfill my dreams of snorting Spider-Man.
Am I using the Winter Soldier as steak seasoning?
You bet your ass I am!
nothing better than mixing scarlet witch with some water to make some magic juice
Not what I had in mind when I wanted to suck spidey but aight
You gave me a good little chuckle there my dude
perfect
"Would you mind if I have a seat?"
"Yes."
*_video ends_*
Nice
*Roll credits*
*plays whatever the hell that one credit roll meme is idfk the name*
@@neonfighter0748 directed by Robert b weide
Pls sir its 12 o’clock at night you can’t make me laugh rn-
Almost all of their names sound like they could be actual drugs ( drax, black panther, scarlet witch...)
doctor strange can make you feel strange
Y'all I got screwed on some Star Lord the other night... Still don't like the high as much as the one I get with some good old Nick Fury, though
Lol 😂
Gimme some of that spider man
And i'll give you my groot
could work as drugs in Fallout New Vegas lmao
*snorts a sixteen year old’s ashes*
“My spidey senses are tingling”
👀
👀
Hmmm why do i hear sirens
@@usernamepassword236 technically this is legal...😶
@@blytheguy750 i dont think any of this is legal
I use "specialized equipment"
**starts vacuum cleaner**
This comment got me
EPIC WIN TIME
Lol
bruh I think your Vids are copied
1000tj like
When people search up ASMR, this should be what defines what it is. Nothing seductive, nothing over the top, simply a man selling ashes.
agreed
agreed
agreed
agreed
agreed
What would Starlord's ashes give you, the ability to be familiar with 80's trivia?
Jay Kay cockiness probably
D
Yeah 80s trivia definitely not the part that he’s Half god
@@logansmith7599
Half Celestial, yeah. True. Less funny though.
Jay Kay being very upset and start whipping the person who killed your gf with a gun and end up getting all your friends killed
Hulk brings back Avengers: "Snap"
Every body that was snorting spiderman: I dont feel so good
Spider man becoming a amputee and spider woman: *AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*
Underrated comment
Hol up
Lol just means there's a 50/50 chance someone ate spooder man's nut
P E T E R T I N G L E
I bought an ounce of Spider-Man for $1,000; he said that since the supply was low its move expensive, and it didn’t do squat for me. Don’t trust this guy
Black panther's ashes deal has turned so freaking dark...
This video was a year ago tho...
Holly hell yeah, i mean it's not his fault he did this a year ago but still shit dark as hell
All of you shut the fuck up holy shit.
@Jason Green lol, how salty can you be over a fucking RUclips comment...
@Jason Green Goddamn there is just no point replying to you...He ment is a joke and I was just pointing out that it was made a year ago. Why you no understand
(ー_ー゛)
*"Hail Hydra, by the way"*
Wait a second...
Waait shit
Where in the video was that
@@e.x.e.1087 37:48
Thanks
@@e.x.e.1087 No problem!
Really underselling Drax's invisibility there.
The absolute amazingness of the comments this video has produced. Love it
It wasn't found, His dust was invisible too, unfortunately
And his inceedible reflexes able to keep concepts away from his mind
(Gets pulled over)
Officer: can you explain what this is?
Me: Spiderman.
Officer: uhh... yeah you're coming with us.
What happens when you snort spiderman
I dont feel so good
Peter Griffin: tries to get powers by going into a dumpy yard
Me: tries to get powers by snorting peter parker's ashes then gets pulled over by cop and searched then dog searches dust and gets powers
I hate to take the roll of a Grammar Nazi and tell you that what the officer last said is Yeah, you're coming with us.
bruhh hhhahahahhaha
just a drug called spiderman xD
Dylan McFiggins you’re*
Imagine consuming Nick Fury’s ashes and end up going temporarily blind in one eye
@Izaya Wilhite seems like a fair trade to me, I don’t see a problem. *snorts nick fury through my entire sinus system*
He isn’t temporarily blind he is permanently blind, humans can’t replace eyes and since we don’t shed like reptiles, scarring is another consequence
@@Us3r739 the effect would wear off, that’s what he’s talking about. Not Nick Fury himself, but the effects of it.
You would gain half blindness but funny remarks any pretty much anything nick furry can do
And the ability say the n word
And wield a purple lightsaber.
officer: is that cocaïne?
me: nope just some black panther
ah he died a week ago. rest in peace panther... and WAKANDA FOREVA
*says into walkie talkie* we need backup
Black panther sounds like a drug name to me
Misaki Choi r/wooooosh
Nice
TheMinecraftWhisperer that's not a woooosh
He looks like doctor strange with a hint of John wick
I was thinking he looked like John wick
Oh
Dik_Daily all u need to do is shave him correctly boom
And a half a teaspoon of Clancy brown
he actually does btw 69 likes
The quality content I subscribed for.
BIG CHUNGUS APPROVES OF THIS CONTENT
@@johnmivule-novabow8143 oh god no
Dread it. Run from it. CHUNGUS WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU.
BIG CHUNGUS
above space and time.
Ow yeah!
Imagine being at a party and some dude pulls out a lil baggy and starts railing lines of spider mans ashes in front of you 👁👄👁
WhAt😀
Now that's a party I wanna go to
Funny seeing you here fatebringer….
Then their webshooters go off
And he starts sticking to walls
41:50 I'm sorry sir, but the bag is empty..
?
yeet yeet r/woooosh
yeet yeet its an inside joke if youve watched infinity war
@@luiscedeno7856 I have watched almost every marvel movie
So completely still that it is invisible to the eye
Buying dead superheroes usually isn't something one considers when contemplating a balanced universe but this does put a smile on my face
...but this does send tingles down my back
"Went around and collected the ashes..."
So you just
Went
To space
Nate Evan ER keeps suprising us xD
Basically
If he got Groots ash's then he went to Wakanda. How did he find Wakanda?
He's got rifts remember
Intro DJ 101 Wakanda got opened to the rest of the world
Ingest Nick Fury's ashes, and you will gain the legendary ability of his incredible sarcasm, and you will be able to somehow put a swear word in every other sentence you say.
Combine that with Gordon Ramsay's ashes and you no longer need to say words you just swear
@@hamsnadwich6767 damn Australians been ingesting a ton of Gordon Ramsey and nick fury’s ashes
@@SolarNawr no
Also it gives the n word pass
Well until the avengers come back an Nick fury bursts out of your chest like the fucking alien
1950: we will have flying cars in the future
2019: John Wick becomes a hero ash dealer in his old age
But he looks like John wick with the way his hair is styled
1950: who the heck is John Wick?
@@spoon2497 AN*
@@spoon2497 please when armageddon happens and I have to get your forgiveness to go to heaven can you please forgive me
Ercan Teke r/woosh
Avengers come back in Endgame*
Ash Dealer: but I have you in my briefcase
I'm Dirty Dan
Me: *looks at Spider-Man * wait didn’t I snort your ashes
NO IM DIRTY DAN
Hol up
How did you know that 2 months before the movie started in the cinema 👀
Boban der Baumeister we all knew they were coming back
The ashes of superheroes. That's dark stuff man.... I love it.
Time stamps:
7:20 is spider man
15:38 is black panther
21:40 is doctor strange
27:00 is groot
31:00 is star-lord
37:26 Is scarlet witch
It’s pretty late, so I’m gonna end it here for now, if anyone wants to reply a continuation, I would be happy!
Hope this helped a bit!
41:50 is drax
46:44 is falcon
48:00 is Winter soilder
49:11 is mantis
54:50 is Hank pym, Janet van dyne and hope van dyne
58:42 is Maria hill and Nick Fury
There you go mate
@@sarmsgoblin Thanks a lot man👍
Ima steal some of them black panther ashes tomorrow and sell it like this guy right here. Man, business gon’ be good.
You never returned…😞
Hello 7 months in 2022
Is this the deleted opening scene to Endgame?
A 1-hour movie opening ok
You know what....probably is
But not F*cking opening scene
@Enclave Scouwt that's not editing and mixing vfx shots...guestimating its gonna be 2h 22m
420 likes now 😏👌🏼
So that’s how the Mafia works...
What has pewdiepie started.
I will make u pop like that
This video is in some the vids of the youtuber Clumsy.
Gonna make you pump like that *bass drop*
@@ryleestewart982 when it wasnt him who started it
Dealer: You can spread it on your sandwich...
Me: Another one bites the dust
deadly queen has already touched that plastic bag
*H A H*
@@jisungbisung5477 c h e w
I didnt get it until i got it
Ephemeral Rift: *sells infinity war ashes*
endgame: *i'm gonna ruin this man's whole career*
ER: I’ll just get Loki’s ashes
Better idea the power of the dupe
CHAOSSSSSS
Everyone who has the ashes in their body is gonna be a victim to some kind of mortal kombat finisher
The avengers why did I respawn inside somebody's nose
Imagine spotting Rift in the background of Endgame...
With a broom and a lot of bags... waving at Tony while he returns home, leaving him and Nebula alone.
Too far from the nearest 7 eleven.
cubed kaintence
................*cough*..........
Im dead
“Why are you here?”
“I need to resupply my stocks”
@@lordofjonkeys5609 d
So you’re telling me that Spider-Man is cheaper than weed
Edit: for the people tryna tell me I’m wrong, in philly an ounce is anywhere from 150 to 190 dollars at least for me
I want to snort spider man
I mean weeds too good to be cheap
If your paying 110$ an ounce you’re wrong XD
So hes telling me they have dna still in them molecular reconstruction has joined chat
i spilled my beer, when i read this
Imagine if Avengers Endgame is just this video
Marky Man this was a very good comment and didn’t get enough recognition
Thx
Marky Man genius
If only it was this good
Oof
Imagine when everyone comes back and then you just find a body part just lying on your coffee table
Whose nose is this?! Dx
New Title: Doctor Strange sells his comrades cremated bodies to support his alcoholism after the wars permanent scarring
Lmao
JESUS
@@platterbudder Meh...they're all ready dead. Their suffering is over. To the alcoholic who is living - their suffering continues. I would not fault the alcoholic magician who sold the ashes of my corporal form to lessen/delay his/her own suffering while they remained material.
I'm dead - I don't need my remains (or the ashes thereof). If somebody who is alive can make use of them to better humanity or even lessen their own suffering without increasing the suffering of others...I'm all for it.
Bruh. If that were strange, he would be selling himself.
Him: Think about ingesting it safely.
Everyone else: *Snorts the ashes*
*_mIx iT In wiTh sOme of YoUr coFfeE_*
Think about how much that would burn
gonna snort some fuckin drax
@@thunderbird4778 aye yo got any spider man?
That’s what I was thinking but not really of snorting just the ashes but I am wondering what would happen if you snort dorito dust and what do you gain if you do that diabetes or something like that you tell me
aunt may: can i please,, please just give me my nephews ashes,, he’s my family
er: that will be $110 an ounce these are highly sought after
Omg 😂😂😂
Aunt may: BUT HE'S MY FAMILY!
Lol awesome but aunt may turn to dust too
ChickenLovesEatingChicken 😂😂
When Aunt May finds out her nephew is $110: *"WHAT THE FU-"* 😂
Only marvel fans will get it 😊
TIME STAMPS💜
- 0:00 introduction
- 7:20 Spider-Man
- 15:37 Black Panter
- 21:34 Doctor Strange
- 26:52 Groot
- 30:53 Star-Lord
- 37:23 Scarlet Witch
- 41:44 Drax
- 46:37 Falcon
- 48:00 Winter Soldier/Bucky
- 49:09 Mantis
- 54:45 Hank pym, Janet van Dyne, Hope van Dyne
- 58:39 Maria Hill, Nick Fury
- 1:00:52 Paybill
- 1:01:29 ending
i hope this was right!
And im Dutch so im not The best in English...
😂🇳🇱
Have a nice day!
Or have a good sleep💜
Thanks for taking your time to do this
Thank you
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
@@heinrichvonschnitzel8600 GEKOLONISEERD🇳🇱
37:48 some lore
ER: "However you feel like ingesting it..... Safely."
The comments: "Ah, time to *snort some ash* ."
Lol
I won't lie, you are absolutely right.
If you reeeaaally think about there a very good chance that someone snorted the pelvis of these heroes and I hope I never die around these people
@@sansthepun12 if any of these people see you die they will instantly cremate you and snort the ashes
AHAHAH XDXDXD
“I don’t feel so good”- Insomnia
This needs more likes
✊🏻✊🏻✌🏻
lol
The perfect roast doesn't exis--
huh? i wonder what snorting spiderman would feel like???
i think it wouldn't *feel so good* ....... i'll go home
too soon
No, go in the corner and think about what you have done
Don't go home they won't want u, leave and go far from home
Oh you’re far from... home... hehehe
😡
That black panther one hits hard now
RIP
@Nikos Zachary yes officer this comment right here
@@fdp478 That won't work in 2020.
Wakanda forever
@@dedotrongames6402 it’s 2021
@@fdp478 One week ago, it was 2020.
Spider-Man: I don’t feel so good
StarLord: AnOtHeR oNe BiTeS tHe DuSt
Bites za dusto
@Brandon Kochell fuck you
Killer Queen Daisan no bakadun BITES ZA DUSTO
@@JvnoCore i was about to comment the samething, but then I saw your comment
More like another one becomes the dust
I took some of the Winter Soldier and my arm fell off wtf
Hash Ketchum don‘t worry, as he said, its just temporary
Shit just flies back and reattaches itselg
It's a side effect
I’ll take 20
ill take 100... i need it for a science project... *sniff sniff* if you know nose what i mean
@@asmrtraveler3385 Welp.. You are gonna get them superpowers
ya know
I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Super cheap prices for superpowers, practically losing money by not buying it
@@darksungwyndolin9977 if yah not making any dollars, your not making any cents
Me: sees Wanda's ashes are up for sale
Also me: * ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"
Fr
Simp alert
Don't lie you want to be a simp just like the rest of us
@@carlosemanuelmartins1305 you could play god with her abilities and what you think of is pooping gold
Imagine your snorting their ashes and then meanwhile captain marvel and the other avengers undo it.
So while your snorting the avengers *they just burst out of your nose*
jesus
Me: man my water bottle feels a lot heavier than usual
Tom Holland: *muffled yelling*
squidking what if peter was now a liquid because you mix him with your water.
@@iamnotarobot3255 how did you make it EVEN WORSE
Vincent Foley or he has peanut butter in his bloodstream now
Nick Fury and T'challa have the most powerful ashes, because if you mix it with your tea then you gain the ability to say the n-word.
Lol
Le epic! 😎
The tea specks at the bottom form the letter N
N**** that word ok
I’m gonna say the n-word , and nobody can stop me.
Dude went to another planet to get spidey...... Respect.
You could have brought tony home
How did he get there
@@Darrkoh beats me???
He opened a rift
"Oh no, this is not a scam."
Seems legit.
Imagine they could only bring a quarter of the population back because this guy just kept selling the ashes
Bucky comes back, but without arms at all.
Black panther comes back but he’s white
@@yoguz3283 FINALLY, the SUPERIOR black panther 😍☺️
@@oogabooga9546 wtf my guy
@@marimarianneanne 😎
If it were a real dealer I bet they would just scrape up some random dudes ash and pass it off as an avenger
smh
still higher chances than the lottery
I applaud you for making wipe my screen
@Ryan G. nah man
Literally the opposite
damnit
I have decided this dealer's crew is just a gang of Roombas and I won't be convinced otherwise.
Theyre special asmr roombas who make a relaxing humming noise when vacuuming
😂😂nice😂😂
… do an avengers collab with Fred’s voice as Thor, you as Dr strange, Blissful zen as captain America and Gibi as Wanda
This is a very underrated comment. Genuinely.
@@donovancurtis9381 dude that would be cool
@@boi4841 yeah. Also imposible
YES
Damn bro that’s genius
Mr. Rift I do feel so good.
3.3k views and 3 dislikes. I guess three guys don’t like infinity war.
*wind* *noises* *intensify*
*collects dust* another one for the store
@@lucbrisebois767 *better hope no rule 34 writers read that there comment*
he will sell u too man...
*See's the Title*
It's too soon man... I'll take Spiderman's ashes please
@@vegardost you actually couldn't. not all of the guardians died to his "snap". i forget the green lady name but she died from thanos pushing her off that soul mountain. That's how she died and that's how he retrieved the soul stone.
@@chemicalpk2870 gamora
I think it’s never too soon for a good joke
@@chemicalpk2870 I mean some people would be very interested in obtaining Gamora's body =l
almost the same as my reaction, except for me it was more like
"That's dark dude😥....but I'll take Dr. Strange if you've got him." lol
Imagine if E.R. somehow acquires the Infinity Stones; does he intend to sell it to you merely for profit? Or are his intentions, for the success of this sale, inclined to protect the universe, the rifts and the individuals residing within them?
Sophia Salido he’d get stoned
He can just make money with the stones
gives everyone tingles with some of those awesome Infinity gauntlet sounds
@@cullenl2508 that would cause inflation, creating money in any sense of the term creates inflation as the currency is devalued. So thats a bad idea.
>inb4 "you must be fun at parties"
@@THEJustinOfAllTime it hardly would considering it's just one person doing it.
Imagine at the end he just says: “ well now that we’ve Finished...You’ll be joining my Collection. *Snaps* “
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
also, “definitely”
@@deat2393 yletinifed
An ounce of groot, hell yeah
Officer: Is that coke?
Me: *ripping a line* No it’s groot
Sir that’s white
Snort not ripping
Plot twist you becone a living tree
Groot sounds like a drug tho...
*starts growing branches out of every orifice after snorting 50 grams of groot* WE are groot
Me: Uncle E I don’t feel so good
Ephemeral Rift: 💰💰💰
Gotta get paid off of dust somehow. Your sacrifice is much appreciated
@Cory Crane Nope...hes saying that once we lost our bois, he could sell their disintegrated dust particles.
Oh man. I cant wait to snort Dr. Strange. That'll be the BEST trip ever
Edit: I didn't even think I'd get 1 like.
Surley a magical experience >w>
Same, can’t wait to snort Thor, or maybe captainAmerica
@@marianneeatscrackers1547 they um didn't die
wouldn't that be kinda strange
Yo I was thinking that
imagine watching a guy at the beach put sand in a bunch of random bags with superhero names while laughing at himself.
My grandmas ashes are missing. You guys know where they went?
I snorted them to be able to climb up walls
@@sjreads7235 grandma...not grandpa
@@killernyancat8193 did you assume spider it's gender
Arent they the ones relabeled drax
The magical superpower that is arthritis
This is all I could ever ash for.
hah
**slow claps**
No
Buwhytho
* has spas attack in background *
The stuff you come up with for your videos never ceases to amaze me haha
Imagine how the villains' would sound.
Someone: "You got the Proxima Midnight?"
Some other person: "I'll trade that for some Ebony Maw."
I'll trade you for my black dwarf for that
You guys want some red skull?
I’ll take 5 grams of premium Hawkeye wife and children.
Sorry but if you want those ashes you're gonna have to Preorder them.
@@Gamer_Monke21 this comment 👏👏👏
Oof low blow xD
Too soon.
H-How did you...
Why do I feel that this character is making a negotiation with the collector?
Im pretty sure he’s talking to a patient at the Sanitarium.
@@jgarcia2273 Yeah but who isn't though
The collector died though :/
@@GregSierra oh shit, when?
Dark Dingo please tell me that’s a god da*b joke lol
Plot twist!
*Thanos is just an anti-vax mom collecting healing crystals*
wait, mom?
Karros
Ha
Once he gets them all his kids won't die
@@emilyturner2898 karanos
"She (Scarlett Witch) is actually a Hydra experiment... Hail Hydra by the way"
Hail Hydra
Hail hydra.
Hail hydra
Hydra hail
Wait...
Ill take 25 grams of "Mr Stark, i dont feel so good"
too soon
Applaud this man... he travelled all the way to titan for spider-man’s dust 🚶🏻♂️
Jake Rayburn without even throwing a glance to Tony or Nebula. Do NOT applaud
“...Ingesting it safely”
*”WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT SNORT SUPERHERO ASHES?!?!”*
🤣🤣🤣
I can
hes does not kno de way of the wicken
Plot twist: those are the ashes of every orphanage he’s burnt down
THANK YOU Finally someone Smart
Nobody:
RUclips Recommendations: The Infinity War ashes Dealer
Same here
He has dormant celestial powers
Nope I just searched it up
You're not funny
ct -5555 yeah I get that alot
Spider-Man + Black Panther = Black Man
Or Spider Panther. Either way, both are bad news XD
Wierd Flex but ok
Black Spider
Spider panther
Black Spider Panther Man
Professor Hulk: *brings back the fallen*
Ephemeral Rift: Am I a joke to you?
Professor hulk: yes and your a creep you littarly took dead people and you sold them
wait so if you bur or snort you will explode or have a pet human
Wouldn’t they all be HORRIBLY deformed since he’s taking their arms and hair and face and stuff and selling them?
Royal Thedragonslayer let us not think of that 😨😳
Royal Thedragonslayer The Infinity Stones don't exactly care about conservation of mass.
Whoever ends up buying all of Wanda would be unstoppable.
Hehe
Even funnier than the title is the fact that this is actually really good ASMR.
So you’re telling me Rift is in the MCU?? This does put a smile on my face
I saw what you did there
Not something one considers when listening to ASMR
Now to find out where...
the MCU is in the Rift World
Your ideas never cease to amaze me.
R.I.P. Chadwick Boseman ❤
RIP
Wakanda forever my brother may you Rest In Peace. He brought entertainment and awesomeness to every kid and every adult while fight cancer. Fucking legend man. Fucking legend.
May he rest in piece
Er: *picking up Spider-Man's ashes*
_Tony Stark has left the chat_
Nice
*N* *I* *C* *E*
Ñìçé
Tony stank
You should have gone for the headphones
Ok, that's clever
NOOOO…! *Sleeps*
Underrated
Endgame spoiler: Aqua man drowns
Luke matt also squidward dies rip
Thats dc not marvel
@@punishedfortniter he knows
@@punishedfortniter really?
Brickanimator 12 WOOOOOOOSH
Imagine snorting up a super hero and when hulk snaps his fingers...
You hear a rip from your stomach
Boutta snort me a line of some groot
THAT'S RUDE TO GROOT
Keep talking and spider man is next
@@LiquidSoapDrinker idgaf about Spider Man, take that bitch. But you'll never get to my man
... star lord is next
@@LiquidSoapDrinker He's ugly, NEXT
Imagine getting groot's ashes mixed up with plant food, then feeding him to your flowers😂
plant food? Thats a thing..?
@@thinginground5179 Yes.
Basically soil
And drinking the plant food
Your whole garden just:
I am Poppy
I am Rosemary
Hey I am Rose
(Deep voiced) I AM F*CKING DANDELION !
I'll take your entire stock
Chin Chin Jontron?
I'll take your quintillion chin
Hello mr Emperor Hirohito
More like....Il TaKe YoUr EnTiRe StOcK
“You’re familiar with the villain referred to as thanos, and how he acquired these mystical stones?
The, K̶i̶d̶n̶e̶y̶ infinity stones?”
Shaggys kidney stones
Whomst`edv
Kidney🦴?
Hey