He was definitely with a little broom and a ziplock bag while Steve was still trying to hug Bucky. ... ... ... Ephemeral Rift starts vacuuming Steve to get all the ashes.
Doctor Strange stopped looking for more after spending six minutes trying to understand why someone would buy dust... and be sure that's part of a human being.
Peter Griffin: tries to get powers by going into a dumpy yard Me: tries to get powers by snorting peter parker's ashes then gets pulled over by cop and searched then dog searches dust and gets powers
Ingest Nick Fury's ashes, and you will gain the legendary ability of his incredible sarcasm, and you will be able to somehow put a swear word in every other sentence you say.
I bought an ounce of Spider-Man for $1,000; he said that since the supply was low its move expensive, and it didn’t do squat for me. Don’t trust this guy
That’s what I was thinking but not really of snorting just the ashes but I am wondering what would happen if you snort dorito dust and what do you gain if you do that diabetes or something like that you tell me
@Jason Green Goddamn there is just no point replying to you...He ment is a joke and I was just pointing out that it was made a year ago. Why you no understand (ー_ー゛)
Time stamps: 7:20 is spider man 15:38 is black panther 21:40 is doctor strange 27:00 is groot 31:00 is star-lord 37:26 Is scarlet witch It’s pretty late, so I’m gonna end it here for now, if anyone wants to reply a continuation, I would be happy! Hope this helped a bit!
41:50 is drax 46:44 is falcon 48:00 is Winter soilder 49:11 is mantis 54:50 is Hank pym, Janet van dyne and hope van dyne 58:42 is Maria hill and Nick Fury There you go mate
@@platterbudder Meh...they're all ready dead. Their suffering is over. To the alcoholic who is living - their suffering continues. I would not fault the alcoholic magician who sold the ashes of my corporal form to lessen/delay his/her own suffering while they remained material. I'm dead - I don't need my remains (or the ashes thereof). If somebody who is alive can make use of them to better humanity or even lessen their own suffering without increasing the suffering of others...I'm all for it.
TIME STAMPS💜 - 0:00 introduction - 7:20 Spider-Man - 15:37 Black Panter - 21:34 Doctor Strange - 26:52 Groot - 30:53 Star-Lord - 37:23 Scarlet Witch - 41:44 Drax - 46:37 Falcon - 48:00 Winter Soldier/Bucky - 49:09 Mantis - 54:45 Hank pym, Janet van Dyne, Hope van Dyne - 58:39 Maria Hill, Nick Fury - 1:00:52 Paybill - 1:01:29 ending i hope this was right! And im Dutch so im not The best in English... 😂🇳🇱 Have a nice day! Or have a good sleep💜
So you’re telling me that Spider-Man is cheaper than weed Edit: for the people tryna tell me I’m wrong, in philly an ounce is anywhere from 150 to 190 dollars at least for me
Imagine your snorting their ashes and then meanwhile captain marvel and the other avengers undo it. So while your snorting the avengers *they just burst out of your nose*
Imagine if E.R. somehow acquires the Infinity Stones; does he intend to sell it to you merely for profit? Or are his intentions, for the success of this sale, inclined to protect the universe, the rifts and the individuals residing within them?
@@cullenl2508 that would cause inflation, creating money in any sense of the term creates inflation as the currency is devalued. So thats a bad idea. >inb4 "you must be fun at parties"
@@vegardost you actually couldn't. not all of the guardians died to his "snap". i forget the green lady name but she died from thanos pushing her off that soul mountain. That's how she died and that's how he retrieved the soul stone.
Ephemeral Rift: Hey guys welcome to my ashes store! Ephemeral Rift: Today I will be selling my broth- Ephemeral Rift:*cough* Ephemeral Rift: Doctor Strange..!
Hey does anyone remember the guy who used to just scratch the carpets and talk to you as you hid under the sofa...I miss him...wonder how he is these days
I hear Charlie is doing well! He found an extremely expensive couch to hide under and a super soft and beautiful carpet to scratch as much as he pleases lol
Considering the process that makes ashes is a chemical reaction that breaks down almost everything from heat, the dna would be absolutely destroyed in the process
I can just imagine him on his knees picking up the ashes while the avengers watch in horror
He was definitely with a little broom and a ziplock bag while Steve was still trying to hug Bucky.
...
...
...
Ephemeral Rift starts vacuuming Steve to get all the ashes.
@@sholmes4593 lol
Lucy Danko He just turns to them like “Hey do y’all know who this is? Don’t want to get them mixed up”
Amazing XD
Elemental Rift: *Claps* "Alright people, we got to get the dust then leave! Let's move it!"
“Mr stark, I don’t feel so good”
Ephemeral rift: “MONEY TIME”
He was already behind Tony with a hand vacuum.
Oh my god why is this funny? I'm trying not to wake my family up
I bet when thanos snapped there was a 50% sale.
money time wtf hahaha
TIME TO GIVE ME MY MONEY yeahhhhhhh
real respect for this man, he had the ability to hold up a bag of sand and say “here we have Spider-Man’s ashes” with a straight face for an hour
@TheSpaceBoyy but better
nah its spider man's ashes not sand
Laughed
LOL
@TheSpaceBoyy ddddttd
Thanos: **snaps**
Ephemeral Rift: *it’s free real estate*
😂😂😂😂
Mork TOG underated af 😂
YOO😂😂
Amazing
”This was Starlord. 100 grand”
Such a great concept, I applaud you Dr Strange
FredsVoice ASMR Thor!!
No wonder you don’t comment on other people’s vids when you got comments like the ones above me here
@@ZSan__ homophobe
Sup Thor😆
Froot Drank heterophobe
This must be one of the 14,000,605 possibilities Doctor Strange saw
All my homies love this timeline
Doctor Strange stopped looking for more after spending six minutes trying to understand why someone would buy dust... and be sure that's part of a human being.
This is fine
Utiftituihiogyiifitgfiificuiytyyttuttfttyt
Utiftituihiogyiifitgfiificuiuytyyttuttfttyt
I can just imagine this guy, running around the battlefield, bagging ashes.
Captain Jack Sparrow style™️
He is actually a scammer. The ash is probably ......
My question is how the hell did he get to Titan?
Why did i read banging ashes?
Like general Grevious
Imagine dying while saving the world just so you can end up inside a Ziploc bag
Love the picture. Love the comment. Love EVERYTHING 👏
@@martha.stella i love you
New drugs
Thanos cocaine
I'm 300th like, let's go
i was your 600th like㊙
*Half of the galaxy dies*
Ephemeral rift : *S T O N K S*
😂😂😂😂 madd
*Universe
Only one that made me laugh
666 likes
@@elchavesman7788 yes.
"Would you mind if I have a seat?"
"Yes."
*_video ends_*
Nice
*Roll credits*
*plays whatever the hell that one credit roll meme is idfk the name*
@@neonfighter0748 directed by Robert b weide
Pls sir its 12 o’clock at night you can’t make me laugh rn-
*snorts a sixteen year old’s ashes*
“My spidey senses are tingling”
👀
👀
Hmmm why do i hear sirens
@@usernamepassword236 technically this is legal...😶
@@blytheguy750 i dont think any of this is legal
(Gets pulled over)
Officer: can you explain what this is?
Me: Spiderman.
Officer: uhh... yeah you're coming with us.
What happens when you snort spiderman
I dont feel so good
Peter Griffin: tries to get powers by going into a dumpy yard
Me: tries to get powers by snorting peter parker's ashes then gets pulled over by cop and searched then dog searches dust and gets powers
I hate to take the roll of a Grammar Nazi and tell you that what the officer last said is Yeah, you're coming with us.
bruhh hhhahahahhaha
just a drug called spiderman xD
Dylan McFiggins you’re*
I use "specialized equipment"
**starts vacuum cleaner**
This comment got me
EPIC WIN TIME
Lol
bruh I think your Vids are copied
1000tj like
Hulk brings back Avengers: "Snap"
Every body that was snorting spiderman: I dont feel so good
Spider man becoming a amputee and spider woman: *AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*
Underrated comment
Hol up
Lol just means there's a 50/50 chance someone ate spooder man's nut
P E T E R T I N G L E
When people search up ASMR, this should be what defines what it is. Nothing seductive, nothing over the top, simply a man selling ashes.
agreed
agreed
agreed
agreed
agreed
Finally, I can fulfill my dreams of snorting Spider-Man.
Am I using the Winter Soldier as steak seasoning?
You bet your ass I am!
nothing better than mixing scarlet witch with some water to make some magic juice
Not what I had in mind when I wanted to suck spidey but aight
You gave me a good little chuckle there my dude
perfect
What would Starlord's ashes give you, the ability to be familiar with 80's trivia?
Jay Kay cockiness probably
D
Yeah 80s trivia definitely not the part that he’s Half god
@@logansmith7599
Half Celestial, yeah. True. Less funny though.
Jay Kay being very upset and start whipping the person who killed your gf with a gun and end up getting all your friends killed
Buying dead superheroes usually isn't something one considers when contemplating a balanced universe but this does put a smile on my face
...but this does send tingles down my back
Ingest Nick Fury's ashes, and you will gain the legendary ability of his incredible sarcasm, and you will be able to somehow put a swear word in every other sentence you say.
Combine that with Gordon Ramsay's ashes and you no longer need to say words you just swear
@@hamsnadwich6767 damn Australians been ingesting a ton of Gordon Ramsey and nick fury’s ashes
@@SolarNawr no
Also it gives the n word pass
Well until the avengers come back an Nick fury bursts out of your chest like the fucking alien
1950: we will have flying cars in the future
2019: John Wick becomes a hero ash dealer in his old age
But he looks like John wick with the way his hair is styled
1950: who the heck is John Wick?
@@spoon2497 AN*
@@spoon2497 please when armageddon happens and I have to get your forgiveness to go to heaven can you please forgive me
Ercan Teke r/woosh
Almost all of their names sound like they could be actual drugs ( drax, black panther, scarlet witch...)
doctor strange can make you feel strange
Y'all I got screwed on some Star Lord the other night... Still don't like the high as much as the one I get with some good old Nick Fury, though
Lol 😂
Gimme some of that spider man
And i'll give you my groot
could work as drugs in Fallout New Vegas lmao
aunt may: can i please,, please just give me my nephews ashes,, he’s my family
er: that will be $110 an ounce these are highly sought after
Omg 😂😂😂
Aunt may: BUT HE'S MY FAMILY!
Lol awesome but aunt may turn to dust too
ChickenLovesEatingChicken 😂😂
When Aunt May finds out her nephew is $110: *"WHAT THE FU-"* 😂
Only marvel fans will get it 😊
Imagine consuming Nick Fury’s ashes and end up going temporarily blind in one eye
@Izaya Wilhite seems like a fair trade to me, I don’t see a problem. *snorts nick fury through my entire sinus system*
He isn’t temporarily blind he is permanently blind, humans can’t replace eyes and since we don’t shed like reptiles, scarring is another consequence
@@Us3r739 the effect would wear off, that’s what he’s talking about. Not Nick Fury himself, but the effects of it.
You would gain half blindness but funny remarks any pretty much anything nick furry can do
And the ability say the n word
And wield a purple lightsaber.
I bought an ounce of Spider-Man for $1,000; he said that since the supply was low its move expensive, and it didn’t do squat for me. Don’t trust this guy
*"Hail Hydra, by the way"*
Wait a second...
Waait shit
Where in the video was that
@@e.x.e.1087 37:48
Thanks
@@e.x.e.1087 No problem!
"Went around and collected the ashes..."
So you just
Went
To space
Nate Evan ER keeps suprising us xD
Basically
If he got Groots ash's then he went to Wakanda. How did he find Wakanda?
He's got rifts remember
Intro DJ 101 Wakanda got opened to the rest of the world
Imagine being at a party and some dude pulls out a lil baggy and starts railing lines of spider mans ashes in front of you 👁👄👁
WhAt😀
Now that's a party I wanna go to
Funny seeing you here fatebringer….
Then their webshooters go off
And he starts sticking to walls
He looks like doctor strange with a hint of John wick
I was thinking he looked like John wick
Oh
Dik_Daily all u need to do is shave him correctly boom
And a half a teaspoon of Clancy brown
he actually does btw 69 likes
Him: Think about ingesting it safely.
Everyone else: *Snorts the ashes*
*_mIx iT In wiTh sOme of YoUr coFfeE_*
Think about how much that would burn
gonna snort some fuckin drax
@@thunderbird4778 aye yo got any spider man?
That’s what I was thinking but not really of snorting just the ashes but I am wondering what would happen if you snort dorito dust and what do you gain if you do that diabetes or something like that you tell me
Avengers come back in Endgame*
Ash Dealer: but I have you in my briefcase
I'm Dirty Dan
Me: *looks at Spider-Man * wait didn’t I snort your ashes
NO IM DIRTY DAN
Hol up
How did you know that 2 months before the movie started in the cinema 👀
Boban der Baumeister we all knew they were coming back
Black panther's ashes deal has turned so freaking dark...
This video was a year ago tho...
Holly hell yeah, i mean it's not his fault he did this a year ago but still shit dark as hell
All of you shut the fuck up holy shit.
@Jason Green lol, how salty can you be over a fucking RUclips comment...
@Jason Green Goddamn there is just no point replying to you...He ment is a joke and I was just pointing out that it was made a year ago. Why you no understand
(ー_ー゛)
ER: "However you feel like ingesting it..... Safely."
The comments: "Ah, time to *snort some ash* ."
Lol
I won't lie, you are absolutely right.
If you reeeaaally think about there a very good chance that someone snorted the pelvis of these heroes and I hope I never die around these people
@@sansthepun12 if any of these people see you die they will instantly cremate you and snort the ashes
AHAHAH XDXDXD
officer: is that cocaïne?
me: nope just some black panther
ah he died a week ago. rest in peace panther... and WAKANDA FOREVA
*says into walkie talkie* we need backup
Black panther sounds like a drug name to me
Misaki Choi r/wooooosh
Nice
TheMinecraftWhisperer that's not a woooosh
The quality content I subscribed for.
BIG CHUNGUS APPROVES OF THIS CONTENT
@@johnmivule-novabow8143 oh god no
Dread it. Run from it. CHUNGUS WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU.
BIG CHUNGUS
above space and time.
Ow yeah!
Time stamps:
7:20 is spider man
15:38 is black panther
21:40 is doctor strange
27:00 is groot
31:00 is star-lord
37:26 Is scarlet witch
It’s pretty late, so I’m gonna end it here for now, if anyone wants to reply a continuation, I would be happy!
Hope this helped a bit!
41:50 is drax
46:44 is falcon
48:00 is Winter soilder
49:11 is mantis
54:50 is Hank pym, Janet van dyne and hope van dyne
58:42 is Maria hill and Nick Fury
There you go mate
@@sarmsgoblin Thanks a lot man👍
Ima steal some of them black panther ashes tomorrow and sell it like this guy right here. Man, business gon’ be good.
You never returned…😞
Hello 7 months in 2022
New Title: Doctor Strange sells his comrades cremated bodies to support his alcoholism after the wars permanent scarring
Lmao
JESUS
@@platterbudder Meh...they're all ready dead. Their suffering is over. To the alcoholic who is living - their suffering continues. I would not fault the alcoholic magician who sold the ashes of my corporal form to lessen/delay his/her own suffering while they remained material.
I'm dead - I don't need my remains (or the ashes thereof). If somebody who is alive can make use of them to better humanity or even lessen their own suffering without increasing the suffering of others...I'm all for it.
Bruh. If that were strange, he would be selling himself.
Really underselling Drax's invisibility there.
The absolute amazingness of the comments this video has produced. Love it
It wasn't found, His dust was invisible too, unfortunately
And his inceedible reflexes able to keep concepts away from his mind
So that’s how the Mafia works...
What has pewdiepie started.
I will make u pop like that
This video is in some the vids of the youtuber Clumsy.
Gonna make you pump like that *bass drop*
@@ryleestewart982 when it wasnt him who started it
Imagine when everyone comes back and then you just find a body part just lying on your coffee table
Whose nose is this?! Dx
Imagine if Avengers Endgame is just this video
Marky Man this was a very good comment and didn’t get enough recognition
Thx
Marky Man genius
If only it was this good
Oof
Dealer: You can spread it on your sandwich...
Me: Another one bites the dust
deadly queen has already touched that plastic bag
*H A H*
@@jisungbisung5477 c h e w
I didnt get it until i got it
Spider-Man: I don’t feel so good
StarLord: AnOtHeR oNe BiTeS tHe DuSt
Bites za dusto
@Brandon Kochell fuck you
Killer Queen Daisan no bakadun BITES ZA DUSTO
@@juneskisobased i was about to comment the samething, but then I saw your comment
More like another one becomes the dust
Ephemeral Rift: *sells infinity war ashes*
endgame: *i'm gonna ruin this man's whole career*
ER: I’ll just get Loki’s ashes
Better idea the power of the dupe
CHAOSSSSSS
Everyone who has the ashes in their body is gonna be a victim to some kind of mortal kombat finisher
The avengers why did I respawn inside somebody's nose
An ounce of groot, hell yeah
Officer: Is that coke?
Me: *ripping a line* No it’s groot
Sir that’s white
Snort not ripping
Plot twist you becone a living tree
Groot sounds like a drug tho...
*starts growing branches out of every orifice after snorting 50 grams of groot* WE are groot
I have decided this dealer's crew is just a gang of Roombas and I won't be convinced otherwise.
Theyre special asmr roombas who make a relaxing humming noise when vacuuming
😂😂nice😂😂
TIME STAMPS💜
- 0:00 introduction
- 7:20 Spider-Man
- 15:37 Black Panter
- 21:34 Doctor Strange
- 26:52 Groot
- 30:53 Star-Lord
- 37:23 Scarlet Witch
- 41:44 Drax
- 46:37 Falcon
- 48:00 Winter Soldier/Bucky
- 49:09 Mantis
- 54:45 Hank pym, Janet van Dyne, Hope van Dyne
- 58:39 Maria Hill, Nick Fury
- 1:00:52 Paybill
- 1:01:29 ending
i hope this was right!
And im Dutch so im not The best in English...
😂🇳🇱
Have a nice day!
Or have a good sleep💜
Thanks for taking your time to do this
Thank you
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
@@heinrichvonschnitzel8600 GEKOLONISEERD🇳🇱
37:48 some lore
So you’re telling me that Spider-Man is cheaper than weed
Edit: for the people tryna tell me I’m wrong, in philly an ounce is anywhere from 150 to 190 dollars at least for me
I want to snort spider man
I mean weeds too good to be cheap
If your paying 110$ an ounce you’re wrong XD
So hes telling me they have dna still in them molecular reconstruction has joined chat
i spilled my beer, when i read this
Imagine your snorting their ashes and then meanwhile captain marvel and the other avengers undo it.
So while your snorting the avengers *they just burst out of your nose*
jesus
Me: man my water bottle feels a lot heavier than usual
Tom Holland: *muffled yelling*
squidking what if peter was now a liquid because you mix him with your water.
@@iamnotarobot3255 how did you make it EVEN WORSE
Vincent Foley or he has peanut butter in his bloodstream now
41:50 I'm sorry sir, but the bag is empty..
?
yeet yeet r/woooosh
yeet yeet its an inside joke if youve watched infinity war
@@luiscedeno7856 I have watched almost every marvel movie
So completely still that it is invisible to the eye
Me: sees Wanda's ashes are up for sale
Also me: * ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"
Fr
Simp alert
Don't lie you want to be a simp just like the rest of us
@@carlosemanuelmartins1305 you could play god with her abilities and what you think of is pooping gold
Is this the deleted opening scene to Endgame?
A 1-hour movie opening ok
You know what....probably is
But not F*cking opening scene
@Enclave Scouwt that's not editing and mixing vfx shots...guestimating its gonna be 2h 22m
420 likes now 😏👌🏼
Imagine if E.R. somehow acquires the Infinity Stones; does he intend to sell it to you merely for profit? Or are his intentions, for the success of this sale, inclined to protect the universe, the rifts and the individuals residing within them?
Sophia Salido he’d get stoned
He can just make money with the stones
gives everyone tingles with some of those awesome Infinity gauntlet sounds
@@cullenl2508 that would cause inflation, creating money in any sense of the term creates inflation as the currency is devalued. So thats a bad idea.
>inb4 "you must be fun at parties"
@@THEJustinOfAllTime it hardly would considering it's just one person doing it.
Oh man. I cant wait to snort Dr. Strange. That'll be the BEST trip ever
Edit: I didn't even think I'd get 1 like.
Surley a magical experience >w>
Same, can’t wait to snort Thor, or maybe captainAmerica
@@caffeine_fein they um didn't die
wouldn't that be kinda strange
Yo I was thinking that
"Oh no, this is not a scam."
Seems legit.
Ill take 25 grams of "Mr Stark, i dont feel so good"
too soon
“I don’t feel so good”- Insomnia
This needs more likes
✊🏻✊🏻✌🏻
lol
The perfect roast doesn't exis--
Imagine they could only bring a quarter of the population back because this guy just kept selling the ashes
Bucky comes back, but without arms at all.
Black panther comes back but he’s white
@@yoguz3283 FINALLY, the SUPERIOR black panther 😍☺️
@@oogabooga9546 wtf my guy
@@marimarianneanne 😎
I love how he asks you if you want the person’s ashes like how someone might ask you what flavor of ice cream you would want
huh? i wonder what snorting spiderman would feel like???
i think it wouldn't *feel so good* ....... i'll go home
too soon
No, go in the corner and think about what you have done
Don't go home they won't want u, leave and go far from home
Oh you’re far from... home... hehehe
😡
If it were a real dealer I bet they would just scrape up some random dudes ash and pass it off as an avenger
smh
still higher chances than the lottery
I applaud you for making wipe my screen
@Ryan G. nah man
Literally the opposite
damnit
Applaud this man... he travelled all the way to titan for spider-man’s dust 🚶🏻♂️
Jake Rayburn without even throwing a glance to Tony or Nebula. Do NOT applaud
imagine watching a guy at the beach put sand in a bunch of random bags with superhero names while laughing at himself.
The stuff you come up with for your videos never ceases to amaze me haha
Why do I feel that this character is making a negotiation with the collector?
Im pretty sure he’s talking to a patient at the Sanitarium.
@@jgarcia2273 Yeah but who isn't though
The collector died though :/
@@GregSierra oh shit, when?
Dark Dingo please tell me that’s a god da*b joke lol
Professor Hulk: *brings back the fallen*
Ephemeral Rift: Am I a joke to you?
Professor hulk: yes and your a creep you littarly took dead people and you sold them
wait so if you bur or snort you will explode or have a pet human
Wouldn’t they all be HORRIBLY deformed since he’s taking their arms and hair and face and stuff and selling them?
Royal Thedragonslayer let us not think of that 😨😳
Royal Thedragonslayer The Infinity Stones don't exactly care about conservation of mass.
That black panther one hits hard now
RIP
@Nikos Zachary yes officer this comment right here
@@fdp478 That won't work in 2020.
Wakanda forever
@@dedotrongames6402 it’s 2021
@@fdp478 One week ago, it was 2020.
*See's the Title*
It's too soon man... I'll take Spiderman's ashes please
@@vegardost you actually couldn't. not all of the guardians died to his "snap". i forget the green lady name but she died from thanos pushing her off that soul mountain. That's how she died and that's how he retrieved the soul stone.
@@chemicalpk2870 gamora
I think it’s never too soon for a good joke
@@chemicalpk2870 I mean some people would be very interested in obtaining Gamora's body =l
almost the same as my reaction, except for me it was more like
"That's dark dude😥....but I'll take Dr. Strange if you've got him." lol
Even funnier than the title is the fact that this is actually really good ASMR.
This is all I could ever ash for.
hah
**slow claps**
No
Buwhytho
* has spas attack in background *
Imagine how the villains' would sound.
Someone: "You got the Proxima Midnight?"
Some other person: "I'll trade that for some Ebony Maw."
I'll trade you for my black dwarf for that
You guys want some red skull?
Imagine getting groot's ashes mixed up with plant food, then feeding him to your flowers😂
plant food? Thats a thing..?
@@thinginground5179 Yes.
Basically soil
And drinking the plant food
Your whole garden just:
I am Poppy
I am Rosemary
Hey I am Rose
(Deep voiced) I AM F*CKING DANDELION !
I’ll take 20
ill take 100... i need it for a science project... *sniff sniff* if you know nose what i mean
@@asmrtraveler3385 Welp.. You are gonna get them superpowers
ya know
I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Super cheap prices for superpowers, practically losing money by not buying it
@@darksungwyndolin9977 if yah not making any dollars, your not making any cents
Dude went to another planet to get spidey...... Respect.
You could have brought tony home
How did he get there
@@Darrkoh beats me???
He opened a rift
Plot twist: those are the ashes of every orphanage he’s burnt down
THANK YOU Finally someone Smart
So you’re telling me Rift is in the MCU?? This does put a smile on my face
I saw what you did there
Not something one considers when listening to ASMR
Now to find out where...
the MCU is in the Rift World
“...Ingesting it safely”
*”WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT SNORT SUPERHERO ASHES?!?!”*
🤣🤣🤣
I can
hes does not kno de way of the wicken
Marvel: Kills Of Half Universe
ER: Now THIS is what we call a “pro gamer move”
Ahhh yes communism
Lol
Stonks
Capitalism doing capitalism things
Whoever ends up buying all of Wanda would be unstoppable.
Hehe
Me: Uncle E I don’t feel so good
Ephemeral Rift: 💰💰💰
Gotta get paid off of dust somehow. Your sacrifice is much appreciated
@Cory Crane Nope...hes saying that once we lost our bois, he could sell their disintegrated dust particles.
Ash Dealer: Next I have Scarlet Wit-
Me: Give me all of that dust
Cheese Puffs the biggest mood
What a fockin creeper, aw man
Cheese Puffs YESSSS
Better than mom's white sugar. Don't know why you eat it with the nose but it feels weird and cool
ayo
I took some of the Winter Soldier and my arm fell off wtf
Hash Ketchum don‘t worry, as he said, its just temporary
Shit just flies back and reattaches itselg
It's a side effect
… do an avengers collab with Fred’s voice as Thor, you as Dr strange, Blissful zen as captain America and Gibi as Wanda
This is a very underrated comment. Genuinely.
@@donovancurtis9381 dude that would be cool
@@boi4841 yeah. Also imposible
YES
Damn bro that’s genius
Your ideas never cease to amaze me.
Boutta snort me a line of some groot
THAT'S RUDE TO GROOT
Keep talking and spider man is next
@@LiquidSoapDrinker idgaf about Spider Man, take that bitch. But you'll never get to my man
... star lord is next
@@LiquidSoapDrinker He's ugly, NEXT
Er: *picking up Spider-Man's ashes*
_Tony Stark has left the chat_
Nice
*N* *I* *C* *E*
Ñìçé
Tony stank
Imagine snorting up a super hero and when hulk snaps his fingers...
You hear a rip from your stomach
Nobody:
RUclips Recommendations: The Infinity War ashes Dealer
Same here
He has dormant celestial powers
Nope I just searched it up
You're not funny
ct -5555 yeah I get that alot
Ephemeral Rift: Hey guys welcome to my ashes store!
Ephemeral Rift: Today I will be selling my broth-
Ephemeral Rift:*cough*
Ephemeral Rift: Doctor Strange..!
Tony what did you feel when you were laying on the ground weak and horrifed as HE PICKS UP PETTERS ASHES FROM THE FRICKIN GROUND
How did you feel when he got his *special equipment* and started getting them fucking ashes and sniffing them???
slaughter probably as good as you felt as you killed those kiddies
Damn you gacha kids
@@picklehopper6919 not everyone who uses gacha life is 10 or something teens use it too
Mr. Rift I do feel so good.
3.3k views and 3 dislikes. I guess three guys don’t like infinity war.
*wind* *noises* *intensify*
*collects dust* another one for the store
@@lucbrisebois767 *better hope no rule 34 writers read that there comment*
he will sell u too man...
“You’re familiar with the villain referred to as thanos, and how he acquired these mystical stones?
The, K̶i̶d̶n̶e̶y̶ infinity stones?”
Shaggys kidney stones
Whomst`edv
Kidney🦴?
Hey
Hey does anyone remember the guy who used to just scratch the carpets and talk to you as you hid under the sofa...I miss him...wonder how he is these days
Charlie Carl, the Professor's son.
I really want Charlie Carl back he’s my favorite
Sounds like my uncle. He comes into my room at night and I have to hide under the sofa. Then he’d try to talk me out of it.
I hear Charlie is doing well! He found an extremely expensive couch to hide under and a super soft and beautiful carpet to scratch as much as he pleases lol
E.r: do you mind if I sit down
Me: yes
E.r: great (sits down)
Me:wtf who are you
@Brandon Kochell Nigga you lack IQ to understand the joke. Get good moron
Brandon Kochell who hurt you
@Brandon Kochell maybe I can help you
@Brandon Kochell This joke is funny stfu.
@moth ! Extremeley
Ephemeral Rift: Ashes contain DNA
Me: I don't know enough about chemistry to confirm or deny that
Well, I’m somewhat of a scientist myself...
Ok uhhh, DNA is found within cells of a living organism, the ashes of the superheroes are the cells, but turned to dust, no remaining DNA left
BlueHood *DNA has left the chat*
BlueHood what about bones
Considering the process that makes ashes is a chemical reaction that breaks down almost everything from heat, the dna would be absolutely destroyed in the process
"She (Scarlett Witch) is actually a Hydra experiment... Hail Hydra by the way"
Hail Hydra
Hail hydra.
Hail hydra
Hydra hail
Wait...
Me: realizes that it’s just sand
We’ve been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled
We’ve been smecklenorfed!
Coopersboy7 shitzlegamblnorgifordizeld
But like, Chadwick dies, and now he’s being sold on the deep web, FANTASTIC. GOTTA LOVE 2020!!!!😐
@@ididntask3833 wait he is getting sold on the dark web ?
@@Coopersboy7 YOU'RE MAKING UP WORDS AND I AGREE WITH YOU
Dealer: is it a deal?
Me:Sure, Yea.
Dealer:*Gives*
Me:*Consumes* Tastes like cinnamon.
Dealer:*Runs*
Lol
Cinnamon and salt with just a hint of burnt flesh. But it does have a nice smoky aftertaste.
6/10, would eat again
It is role play. Cinnamon is the ashes in this.
@@theadvisor9782 yea we know it's a joke
@@spoon2497 YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE AT ALL.
👏👏 MEME REVIEW.
I'll take your entir... I mean... I'll take exactly half of your stock!
🤣
I know what you did and I’m honestly offended
My first thought at these deals was Arthur’s voice from red dead popping into my head yelling “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MUNEH?!”
Plot twist!
*Thanos is just an anti-vax mom collecting healing crystals*
wait, mom?
Karros
Ha
Once he gets them all his kids won't die
@@emilyturner2898 karanos
You definitely know how to keep it fresh. Pretty clever video idea, I have to admit.
Well yeah the ashes are fresh he kept them in tightly sealed bags ;)