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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • Security Officer Murray visits you in your room at Arkham Sanitarium to ask a few questions about the patient who escaped, followed by a routine room search for any possible evidence and contraband.
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    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

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  • @Kr0gr
    @Kr0gr 5 лет назад +2787

    Oh thank goodness someone took the boot in. I was worried no one would adopt it.

    • @mbakken96
      @mbakken96 5 лет назад +24

      Adopt, don't shop

    • @JohnSmith-mm8jm
      @JohnSmith-mm8jm 5 лет назад +5

      Nice to see a fellow pmc

    • @stevenhubbard9015
      @stevenhubbard9015 5 лет назад +7

      hahahahahahahaha is jussssstt hahahahahahahahahahaha boot hahahahahahahaha thats the funheheeest thing since memes hahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @frederico8065
      @frederico8065 5 лет назад +30

      @@stevenhubbard9015 alright easy there chill out with the bath salts.

    • @laylapaws2509
      @laylapaws2509 5 лет назад +4

      Fire man Hubbard XD you sure no ones tickling you?

  • @thelemon0001
    @thelemon0001 5 лет назад +1500

    The Murray couple must've had very specific expectations for their son when they named him Officer.

    • @jasonwalker4003
      @jasonwalker4003 4 года назад +73

      expectations: met

    • @sgt.mittens2451
      @sgt.mittens2451 3 года назад +60

      “Hello yes I am officer officer and do you know how fast you were going?”
      The biggest running joke, except the guy who sped 90mph past a red light.

    • @lamasytchannel
      @lamasytchannel 3 года назад +6

      BHAAHA

    • @thispersondoesnotexist405
      @thispersondoesnotexist405 3 года назад +13

      Then he became a mcdonald's employee

    • @thispersondoesnotexist405
      @thispersondoesnotexist405 3 года назад +22

      "hello officer, can I get a number 9 with sauce please?"

  • @ddlk9913
    @ddlk9913 5 лет назад +924

    "Why do you have an ounce of Spiderman's ashes?"
    cuz I like to party

    • @duelelmies3662
      @duelelmies3662 5 лет назад +11

      You get his powers

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 года назад +2

      Jerry Quillen this comment killed me.

    • @Mav3nTwitch
      @Mav3nTwitch 4 года назад +5

      It's a reference to one of ER's other videos where he deals the ashes of the snapped marvel characters.

    • @darthrevan533
      @darthrevan533 4 года назад +6

      Yeeeeah boi come to my place and we can snort some decapitated youngling powder as well

    • @sgt.mittens2451
      @sgt.mittens2451 3 года назад +2

      His legal name is Officer Murray, so technically he could go as officer officer.

  • @MrTattooASMR
    @MrTattooASMR 5 лет назад +1967

    the old 'pet boot'
    I love your style man.

    • @Auvisome
      @Auvisome 5 лет назад +13

      Poo

    • @grande1590
      @grande1590 5 лет назад +5

      Ok this is the weirdest shit I just looked up tattoo asmr then I see ur comment my mind is blown

    • @lootdood6151
      @lootdood6151 5 лет назад +3

      grand e he comments everywhere

    • @Lamb666
      @Lamb666 5 лет назад

      Mr. Tattoo ASMR Link!

    • @gxdsgulxgv2101
      @gxdsgulxgv2101 5 лет назад +1

      I swear every asmr video I watch you comment!

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 5 лет назад +339

    38:40
    "Oh it's a highligh-"
    "It's one of the deadliest weapons made"
    "Wh-what?"

    • @gamelabs818
      @gamelabs818 4 года назад +14

      38:25

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 года назад +9

      Ok but like I hate getting into trouble and when he said that it legit caused me anxiety xD

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 Год назад +2

      @@catherinemartin1957 yeah where’s the evidence??

  • @CaptainASMR
    @CaptainASMR 5 лет назад +1353

    Yes I brought my PlayStation controller into the asylum, so I can stare at the wall and imagine I'm playing Sly Cooper

    • @CaptainASMR
      @CaptainASMR 5 лет назад +71

      @FrostBloodGames Yeah I just prefer staring at the wall

    • @RylaDarkstar
      @RylaDarkstar 5 лет назад +43

      Sly Cooper was a banging series.

    • @dergiggler3603
      @dergiggler3603 5 лет назад +3

      C'est la vie!

    • @potasiumm3502
      @potasiumm3502 5 лет назад +5

      Didn't think I'd see you here Captain. Btw love your videos.

    • @nathanielbatty
      @nathanielbatty 5 лет назад +2

      Captain ASMR you sly dog

  • @f.b.i.2366
    @f.b.i.2366 5 лет назад +1616

    In the summer, Uncle E is doctor strange
    In the winter, he is John Wick

  • @MrStrepsilz
    @MrStrepsilz 5 лет назад +942

    I hope I can have a moment of your time
    No
    Roll credits

    • @generalraven9804
      @generalraven9804 5 лет назад +23

      My life when it comes to other people in a nutshell

    • @roykennedy
      @roykennedy 5 лет назад +12

      This guy would be a great fit for cinema Sins

    • @roomba_with_knifes6607
      @roomba_with_knifes6607 5 лет назад +5

      FrostBloodGames yes,yes he does good job little timmy

    • @denniscowe3289
      @denniscowe3289 5 лет назад +5

      FrostBloodGames nice try Timmy. We’re on to you Timmy.

    • @F0undlol
      @F0undlol 5 лет назад +4

      I fear no man, but that thing, Max olotl, it scares me

  • @lordsaladin361
    @lordsaladin361 5 лет назад +545

    4:10 hey nice lamp “ where did u get it”
    Me: sweat falling down my face “yeah I got it at Costco”

  • @mudkippug
    @mudkippug 5 лет назад +362

    Seems like there’s actually a storyline now. Maybe there’ll be a video of where the escapee is, what the plan is and what’s going to happen after that or if they got caught. Idk

    • @theuniversalmudkip1102
      @theuniversalmudkip1102 5 лет назад +3

      Daddy er will grant our curiosity, answers

    • @barbaravenek610
      @barbaravenek610 5 лет назад +32

      All of these videos are a part of a storyline. You just never know where on the timeline we are.

    • @barbaravenek610
      @barbaravenek610 5 лет назад +5

      @@mudkippug ALL of his videos are connected.

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 лет назад +4

      The first escapee is just a distraction so we can kill the Professor like Corvus ordered us to.

    • @vagarityga7100
      @vagarityga7100 5 лет назад +1

      @@timewellspent8137 which video

  • @WaterSlime_
    @WaterSlime_ 5 лет назад +679

    I love how you tie together your videos with all these small details like the cone lamp and the boot!

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, me too

    • @qwest500
      @qwest500 5 лет назад +7

      reusing props but also all vids are connected which is amazing

    • @bowdude27
      @bowdude27 5 лет назад +12

      Rift's creating a little universe of his own, gotta keep the lore consistent.

    • @qwest500
      @qwest500 5 лет назад +5

      @Sal Vulcano @doggo Just watching his videos constantly or watching a lot of them will inform you of the storyline. There are lots of theories about the lore, but basically it revolves around a place called "Arkham Sanitarium", which is a place which holds lots of wacky patients. Each video is you (presumably a patient at Arkham Sanitarium) interacting with different characters.

    • @Yrojrund
      @Yrojrund 5 лет назад +1

      where does communist asmr tie in?!

  • @ali3nducky140
    @ali3nducky140 5 лет назад +485

    *Walks in* "Oh is that a pet boot?"
    Me: *looks embarrassed* "Nah..."
    "It's cute"
    Me:*relieved*

    • @dr.starryplagueartist4557
      @dr.starryplagueartist4557 4 года назад +6

      Bruuuuuh, I just noticed the boot. I thought he was talking about a snake named "old boot" lmao
      Edit: I'm tired.

    • @paulybeatz3688
      @paulybeatz3688 4 года назад

      Starry Little Artist Hahaha 😂😂😂🤣

  • @metrometheus641
    @metrometheus641 3 года назад +47

    48:08 the acting was spot on and the reaction was so Perfect when he found spiderman’s ashes.

  • @colonclosedparantheses293
    @colonclosedparantheses293 5 лет назад +303

    So in Rift's world...the mall cops are canadian, God is instead Cthulhu, and the most common pets are boots...
    Dear Cthulhu, I want to live in Rift's world.

    • @loganserr6864
      @loganserr6864 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @thomasthouin6500
      @thomasthouin6500 4 года назад +1

      Don't forget that Cthulhu is also a doctor

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 года назад +4

      One word: Corvus. Corvus is best boi.

    • @nefilimwarrior1747
      @nefilimwarrior1747 4 года назад +1

      @@redsoulheart5040 but did you consider, margaret is best gyrl?

    • @Crayzo_A.s.
      @Crayzo_A.s. 2 года назад +3

      My favorite character is the trader that trades cash for junk

  • @adamgreenejr.5247
    @adamgreenejr.5247 5 лет назад +247

    *finds a gun*
    Me:"Its for relaxation"
    Security:"Oh ok"

    • @canopener1043
      @canopener1043 5 лет назад +9

      No cause for concern

    • @damienbailey227
      @damienbailey227 4 года назад +3

      @@canopener1043 well i mean he does find a grenade and don't give two craps cause its a dummy grenade but still if i walked into to a room looked in a drawer and saw a grenade even a dummy one i would still put them on a watch list and monitor them

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 года назад +2

      boss of gaming ok but he also freaked out over a highlighter and wanted you to get some more of Spider-Man’s ashes sooooooooooo

    • @adamgreenejr.5247
      @adamgreenejr.5247 4 года назад +1

      This is a debate now isn't it

    • @thispersondoesnotexist405
      @thispersondoesnotexist405 3 года назад

      "I find murder very relaxing"

  • @gameroxi
    @gameroxi 5 лет назад +265

    Legitimate anxiety when he tried to open that padlock lol

    • @waltergaming2003
      @waltergaming2003 5 лет назад +10

      SAME, damn it was unnerving

    • @allofrussia571
      @allofrussia571 5 лет назад +5

      Hella

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 5 лет назад +6

      When he asked about the lamp my heart sank!

    • @sariahyarber3662
      @sariahyarber3662 5 лет назад +8

      Haha! Glad I'm not the only one! Lol

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 4 года назад +4

      IKR? Like I thought this was suppose to be relaxing but the highlighter and ashes part legit gave me anxiety. xD

  • @Antunes762
    @Antunes762 5 лет назад +157

    "I'll try not to take much of your time, okay?"
    *52 minutes later*

    • @rubymaster6349
      @rubymaster6349 3 года назад +5

      He said he would be gone before your company got there

    • @SniperGuy430
      @SniperGuy430 2 года назад +2

      52 mins < 1 hr so technically he didn't. Still true though.

    • @tiffanydonahue3034
      @tiffanydonahue3034 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@rubymaster6349 nuh uh

  • @lxrdszn6510
    @lxrdszn6510 5 лет назад +293

    I find it weird, that instead of asking, what the pet boot's name is, he just starts talking about his sex

    • @kotan4617
      @kotan4617 5 лет назад +27

      edgytrashshithead pet boots rarely have names silly

    • @zoomzoom4377
      @zoomzoom4377 5 лет назад +3

      Oh yeah yeah

    • @ssnake3461
      @ssnake3461 5 лет назад +2

      Sorry for standing in your lame profile picture

    • @AWACS_Snowblind
      @AWACS_Snowblind 5 лет назад +8

      Well it's too obvious, it's "booty". Or "bootert". Or "bootleg". Or "bootholomew". Or-

    • @simoncowell7063
      @simoncowell7063 5 лет назад

      You got a problem with that

  • @DREAD0
    @DREAD0 5 лет назад +16

    The lore behind all of this and the way it links together is immense

  • @joshmarum8540
    @joshmarum8540 5 лет назад +40

    I recommend your videos to any of my friends with anxiety or are on certain drugs that prevent sleep and it really does help, not sure why but thank you, you really have helped millions of people

    • @Antnix732
      @Antnix732 5 лет назад +1

      JoshMarum who tf are ur friends?

    • @662363
      @662363 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Antnix732Cocaine and Ectasy

  • @kevintusinski8500
    @kevintusinski8500 2 года назад +24

    "This is one of the most deadliest weapons known."
    **casually opens**
    "Oh, makes a good sound!!"

  • @randomnothingness6557
    @randomnothingness6557 5 лет назад +54

    "Ahh the eldritch safety cone that holds many powers, Where buy chance did you find such a thresher?"
    "...The ...thrift shop."

  • @andrewruiz5083
    @andrewruiz5083 5 лет назад +255

    The best role play ASMRtist 100%. Don’t @ me

  • @greekbirb
    @greekbirb 5 лет назад +348

    clicked faster than Corvus pulling out his notebook

  • @daydreamingvampire
    @daydreamingvampire 5 лет назад +17

    “Oh a training grenade that’s alri-“ “IS THAT A HIGHLIGHTER!?!?”

  • @wiretoast
    @wiretoast 5 лет назад +24

    I would like to see a forest gump roleplay like a interview or Gump explaining how to catch shrimp

  • @bluepatriot6078
    @bluepatriot6078 5 лет назад +23

    “It’s a training grenade. You can tell by the blue paint”
    *explodes*

  • @aperson2378
    @aperson2378 5 лет назад +186

    The boot threatened to tell you where the escaped prisoner went...so I locked it up. Hope you don't mind?

  • @Ralph_Wiggum
    @Ralph_Wiggum 5 лет назад +90

    Please don’t mind my shrine to Papa Rift. I simply must praise him constantly, for He is great. Praise be. Stay blessed.

  • @cryptycpromethea1993
    @cryptycpromethea1993 5 лет назад +181

    Um Security Guard Murray, have you by chance seen the man who offers me my beaking... the pestilence has made my day and night insufferable... perhaps a beaking would prevent me from succumbing to the void....

    • @fearisimminent7765
      @fearisimminent7765 5 лет назад +2

      M o o d

    • @cryptycpromethea1993
      @cryptycpromethea1993 5 лет назад +1

      69 Likes is 69 Beakings

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 5 лет назад +1

      Corvus and SCP-049 are two separate beings.

    • @cryptycpromethea1993
      @cryptycpromethea1993 5 лет назад +1

      Kai W The cure, the beaking. Techniques and scientology passed through the laboratories of the SCP foundation. He has agreed, the price... Rumors suggest it is the sanitarium for the entities that reside....

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 5 лет назад

      @@cryptycpromethea1993 Or maybe the Foundation is connected via a Rift?

  • @goose2835
    @goose2835 5 лет назад +12

    I love how he says many times that he doesn't have jurisdiction yet he enters someone's house

  • @wikern7010
    @wikern7010 5 лет назад +42

    Looks like Dogs have a competitor for being humans best friend

  • @izices
    @izices 2 года назад +3

    "What were you planning to do with these ashes?"
    "Plant them in Margaret's garden and hope they grew back-"

  • @raynekingsly9302
    @raynekingsly9302 5 лет назад +8

    I love that he respected the boot so well, like, like thank you for treating my pet as you would a person 🙏

  • @calebknollman3613
    @calebknollman3613 2 года назад +13

    “Is that a pet boot” this is why I love Rift.

  • @88FlyingHigh88
    @88FlyingHigh88 4 года назад +5

    Had a good ole chuckle when he opened the drawer. There's a playstation controller, the letter 'R' and wait, what the hell is that? A grenade?! Ah, got it.

  • @reginaldconnor277
    @reginaldconnor277 4 года назад +45

    "A moment of your time"
    1 hour later
    Me: -_-

    • @jug0572
      @jug0572 4 года назад

      What

    • @thezeshadow7782
      @thezeshadow7782 4 года назад

      What

    • @nefilimwarrior1747
      @nefilimwarrior1747 4 года назад

      Considering that in almost every video their notion of "a little while" is almost an hour, it is duable

  • @DianneBrand
    @DianneBrand 5 лет назад +97

    Am I the only one who thinks that the escaped patient and security officer Murray are one and the same person?

  • @ImmortalPlayer42069
    @ImmortalPlayer42069 5 лет назад +5

    Can we all respect that this man sat down and acted like a boot was a cute dog. I already liked the video.

  • @thepurpleantidote8709
    @thepurpleantidote8709 3 года назад +2

    50:26 "you can bring me more ashes" "Gotcha, aye sorry grandma, business is just business,"

  • @PBunyanOx
    @PBunyanOx 5 лет назад +44

    Interrupting me getting out of bed on my day off. I'll allow it.

    • @GHound420
      @GHound420 5 лет назад

      How do you get interrupted getting out of bed?

    • @PBunyanOx
      @PBunyanOx 5 лет назад

      @@GHound420 How do you get interrupted doing anything?

  • @Asareff
    @Asareff 5 лет назад +131

    I need a pet boot in my life

  • @madedrew
    @madedrew 5 лет назад +4

    Hidden in plain sight, never thought I would be so excited to see a little Easter egg near Spot (which as I type this Officer Murray pointed it out lol). Very smooth and very great story telling!! You are such a creative force and I really appreciate you creating and sharing your story :)

  • @theskilledsnake
    @theskilledsnake 5 лет назад +6

    I love how much he connects his videos together

  • @godsmacker6324
    @godsmacker6324 5 лет назад +4

    Love the “attention all units, attention all units” from the last mall cop, great callback

  • @SnoFitzroy
    @SnoFitzroy 5 лет назад +4

    I went from fully awake and alert to the deepest sleep I've had in a couple months in about 12 minutes thanks to this 💚💚💚

  • @cjsmr9751
    @cjsmr9751 5 лет назад +5

    This universe is so carefully woven together like a nice warm blanket 😊

  • @pingu8900
    @pingu8900 5 лет назад +1

    I love the continuity between ER’s videos, it goes beyond a simple series. It truly is dedication to the craft to carry on stories and intricacies that first appeared in videos years ago. Hats off to you sir.

  • @daneelaart
    @daneelaart 5 лет назад +593

    day [redacted] in joining kermit to make paul do a swear word only video

    • @WuntaykTimmy1
      @WuntaykTimmy1 5 лет назад +6

      We need more soldiers like you. ✊

    • @Kidcrowley
      @Kidcrowley 5 лет назад +2

      Keep the mission alive

    • @generalraven9804
      @generalraven9804 5 лет назад +2

      I need a reminder who the f#%k is Paul I for get I have a memory of a f#%king rock

    • @leroyspitzer8265
      @leroyspitzer8265 5 лет назад +2

      @@generalraven9804 that's ERs real name

    • @waffle119
      @waffle119 5 лет назад +2

      Hecc fricc succ dang darn toot 😎 cool boy only minecwaff sewvew. No Chwistien wame boys hewe

  • @محمدخالد-ط6ه1د
    @محمدخالد-ط6ه1د 3 года назад +3

    I couldn’t find any 1 better than him in asmr he is so good at it

  • @qwest500
    @qwest500 5 лет назад +14

    OMG I lovvvved the Arkham Mall Security video, super hyped about this! Thx Papa Rift ;)

  • @imigi2850
    @imigi2850 5 лет назад +2

    It’s so awesome how E ties things together and references other videos in his videos and the topics are way different

  • @AWACS_Snowblind
    @AWACS_Snowblind 5 лет назад +28

    _Just stopping by long before bedtime to say that beard is inspiring_

    • @galeparker1067
      @galeparker1067 9 месяцев назад +1

      Always is!!!! 🥰🥰✌️🇨🇦

  • @SoulConsumer
    @SoulConsumer 3 года назад +2

    *Pulls out a fucking hand grenade*
    Murray: This is fine.
    *Pulls out a highlighter*
    Murray: *And now, you have officially carried it too far, buddy.*

  • @DeliaDreaming
    @DeliaDreaming 5 лет назад +3

    I feel like I need a comprehensive document explaining the whole history of Arkham and everyone in it.

  • @hyperxalloyfpspelinappaimi8447
    @hyperxalloyfpspelinappaimi8447 5 лет назад +598

    Day 10 in supporting kermit in asking ER to do a swear only video

  • @gorboobus9292
    @gorboobus9292 3 года назад +7

    I swear to god, up until now, Goodnight Moon was my favorite asmr channel. But this guy is funny and relaxing? Get outta here
    Edit: the world building here is amazing! I’d even go as far as to say better than Goodnight Moon’s!

  • @samfrenzied
    @samfrenzied 5 лет назад +14

    I get nervous during 'interviews', so this was equally relaxing and anxiety inducing. Thanks?

  • @Undeadagain
    @Undeadagain 5 лет назад +4

    I was half-expecting him to pull out the AK-47 and be like, "Fully automatic assault rifle? Seems harmless.".

  • @ASMRBoosters
    @ASMRBoosters 5 лет назад +2

    Man, how you keep coming up with amazing ideas is beyond me. Your dedication is admirable. Keep being the best uncle E!

  • @Wildberryjamband
    @Wildberryjamband 5 лет назад +11

    4:15. "it looks like the one that went missing. where did you get yours" classic questioning. Make em sweat. We have a professional security guard here folks. 👊💥👊☺💎💎💎

  • @Lunageldia
    @Lunageldia 4 года назад +2

    The drawer search reminded me a lot of an I Spy set. ER, you really should do that. Wide angle shot of a big collection of trigger objects, and narrate through the list of what you were planning to get, and then give us some time to find it before getting it and doing some triggers.

  • @colonclosedparantheses293
    @colonclosedparantheses293 5 лет назад +8

    Who else watches Rift's videos for the stories and weird *HECK* that he uploads?

  • @woofberry
    @woofberry 3 года назад +2

    38:40
    Oh a hi- Wait, how did that get into my room?

  • @MichieCuddlesASMR
    @MichieCuddlesASMR 5 лет назад +5

    Ahh the king of Roleplays! Thank you for being an inspiration to me! Because of you and this wonderful community, I get to do what I love!
    But now, this video is up, so time for some sleep!!! 👌xx :)

  • @hiimbeta413
    @hiimbeta413 4 года назад +1

    39:40
    Officer Murray: And just how did you come into possession of this?
    *helltaker ost starts playing*

  • @GabrielWolfe
    @GabrielWolfe 5 лет назад +3

    I love these. The one where Corvus is the mall cop always makes me laugh xD

  • @kahnerballew817
    @kahnerballew817 5 месяцев назад +3

    Ahh yes a cone lamp and a pet boot what more could you have

  • @thesilentvampire
    @thesilentvampire 5 лет назад +41

    The beard with that hair looks majestic

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 4 года назад +5

    "I like what you've done with your room."
    Thanks it's decorated with exclusively with items I stole! 😊
    "That lamp looks exactly like the one that went missing from the artifact room... Where did you get it, by the way?"
    Thank you, I stole it from the artifact room! 🤗

  • @smbz-gcommunityhub
    @smbz-gcommunityhub 5 лет назад +6

    Good thing he didn't look inside my green storage container, my confession to being the Ninja of the incident was in there.

  • @redsoulheart5040
    @redsoulheart5040 Год назад

    Looking back at ERs vids I’d like to imagine it’s perfectly fine for patients to check out/ leave the sanitarium. You just aren’t allowed to break out or escape and that makes this way funnier

  • @junkrabbit1763
    @junkrabbit1763 5 лет назад +4

    This is just a creative way to write his shopping list

  • @d33rex64
    @d33rex64 5 лет назад +1

    “A highlighter for highlighting? You really expect me to believe that?”
    I’m gonna use that.

  • @miggyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @miggyyyyyyyyyyyy 5 лет назад +127

    I will join the battle to help Kermit get his swear word video

  • @unlesssly2121
    @unlesssly2121 5 лет назад +2

    The joke starting @ 25:13 "No no no...not THOSE drawers"...LMAO!!

  • @lorimeyerss
    @lorimeyerss 4 года назад +14

    Am i the only one who is confused about this even though I've been watching him for more than one year or am i just dumb

    • @reazontucker
      @reazontucker 3 года назад

      Your not the only one, but it's better to not question and just enjoy the ASMR.

  • @signiaxg7742
    @signiaxg7742 4 года назад +5

    Papa Rift: you are expecting someone but not for another hour right?
    Me: oh god i know where this is going

  • @wiretoast
    @wiretoast 5 лет назад +3

    You are probably one of the coolest ASMR artists I think out there

  • @chandlerantill3925
    @chandlerantill3925 5 лет назад +2

    I'm still having a hard time piecing together the story here, but it's like being the protagonist in whatever story/world Uncle E is weaving.

  • @CrissyMoss
    @CrissyMoss 5 лет назад +4

    Why did I miss that this video talks about the sanitarium being alive? Today's maybe just made it stand out or something.

  • @LaZyJeff
    @LaZyJeff 5 лет назад +1

    26:33 *Ignores grenade and picks up matchbox.*

  • @veevsu
    @veevsu 5 лет назад +3

    Not even a minute in, BOOM! Tingles. This man is amazing.

  • @mikeyazz9672
    @mikeyazz9672 5 лет назад +2

    Thank you for putting time into what you do ! i loved the Marvel ashes sells man. keep being creative my man

  • @Sorin96
    @Sorin96 5 лет назад +14

    Omg the hair and the beard is getting longer, keep it like this!! looks so good on you paul :)

    • @galeparker1067
      @galeparker1067 9 месяцев назад +1

      Hope you see "Blanket Shaman" character from late 2023.... 🥰🥰✌️🇨🇦

  • @bkeet3607
    @bkeet3607 5 лет назад +1

    That boot is so well trained it dosent even squeak at him

  • @michellehingston1118
    @michellehingston1118 5 лет назад +3

    It almost sounds like when he says “is that a pet boot” it’s my
    Brain asking me the same question I asked my self when I saw the pet boot the question was “is that a pet boot?.
    P.S this was one of the first ER vids I ever saw so I didn’t know that there was a pet boot thing

  • @GrizzLee30
    @GrizzLee30 5 лет назад +2

    "The letter R, for relaxation?"
    I now fully believe that E.R. is a dad.

  • @farinator3409
    @farinator3409 5 лет назад +111

    0:01 FBI OPEN UP

  • @julianedgar7491
    @julianedgar7491 5 лет назад +1

    "I ain't saying shit!"
    *offers cigarette*
    "I'll tell you everything"

  • @nolanstevenson4386
    @nolanstevenson4386 5 лет назад +1928

    day 10 swear word only video is needed now please 🛑

  • @asir9129
    @asir9129 Год назад +1

    I really like this one hope we would get more roleplays like this now, about different situation with different characters or the same ones

  • @jaredwood8163
    @jaredwood8163 5 лет назад +24

    I’ve just scrolled through and liked every comment having to do with Kermit and his noble quest to get daddy rift to do a curse only video. Keep it up soldier we stand with you

    • @gall9had
      @gall9had 5 лет назад

      jared wood same

  • @adengreen6101
    @adengreen6101 5 лет назад +3

    He's really proud of this boot thing

  • @lindabork6542
    @lindabork6542 5 лет назад +3

    I legitimately felt like I was being told off and felt ashamed.
    Keep it up friend!

  • @NUY2K115
    @NUY2K115 Год назад +1

    If every cop talked like they where in the move “a quiet place” i think alot more interviews/investigations would go alot better

  • @thatoneguy1299
    @thatoneguy1299 4 года назад +3

    Bruh why does this universe consider boots as pets

  • @sgabriel005
    @sgabriel005 5 лет назад

    I have come and gone quite a bit over the years. It is always good to be back after some time to a familiar face. Thank you friend

  • @dorothygilley3194
    @dorothygilley3194 4 года назад +5

    I want to watch all your videos in order to piece together what’s going on in this universe you’ve created... but I keep falling asleep :(

  • @LyricallyWine626
    @LyricallyWine626 5 лет назад +2

    I literally just started my job as a security officer, today was orientation. Rift your timing as always, is eerie af lol