Tin Foil Hat Society Membership Questionnaire Quarter 1 (ERU ASMR)
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Commander Timmerman has returned to conduct the first of four Tin Foil Hat Society quarterly questionnaires for this year, which for the first time ever is comprised of questions asked by TFHS agents and not at all by any nefarious beings posing as TFHS agents.
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What a hero. Can’t believe Timmothy Tinfoil Tim Timmerman gave up his eye for the TFHS. Deserves a tinfoil heart at the very least!
He's Odin reborn, gave his eye for infinite knowledge
Infinite tinfoil actually.
@@wrongcourier Odtin
@@wrongcourier and stabbed himself with a tinfoil spear
18:35
Once again, I am here to re-enlist in the TFHS army.
Reporting in.
Meow. I have the "plants" sir.
same here. the constant reapplications are a hassle but i understand the need for security, you never know what the nefarious organizations are gonna try next o7
@@ellactricity03 Indeed. This is why I cover all my belonging with premium rank tinfoil foil. This also includes my food.
I want to enlist for the first time
Finally, a new membership questionnaire. I haven't been able to renew my membership in 1,267 years.
Holy shit 165 comments on this channel
@@Chikicus shhh man, thats the fbi you're talking to
@@yirkidemaret6278 im canadian
@@Chikicus yeah and i'm from europe
Hey, no Feds allowed in the TFHS!
Was just wondering about the TFHS the other day and if we'd see a return. It's almost like he can read minds!
...he can't do that, right? The tin foil I'm wearing is supposed to prevent that.
Yea this video was long coming as the questions are from the subscribers 😌
@@thefallencore3 he sure can . No denying that😳
Man the tin foil connects us all to one big hive mind where we all think as one. Didn't you read section 327Bxxi of the Tin Foil Hat Society Code of Conduct Volume 19 (Second Official Issue)?
Your doubting your tin foil…. Hersey his membership must be revoked
You see, the tin foil hats, while being amazing for preventing mind control from nefarious organizations, they also double as an effective communication device via mind reading.
I am honored to be considered for this very prestigious membership.
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Ooo
O o.o poo
@@thephilosiphizer9227 あほ。
@@pandugusnadi9679 aho
Me: "Maybe I'll play some more skyrim before bed"
* ER posts new video*
Me: "I guess it's time for bed"
If you're like me then just do both
Er post new video
You: ill join the storm clokes/empire later
Honestly begs the question: why haven't we seen a skyrim asmr yet?
@@9plus10pilots9we have
@@garrettadams5361 and we need more!
0.01% Discount at the Nothing Shop?! That's awesome! I've recently been wanting to try out one of those newfangled Nothings, no one's been talking about, but they are a bit on the pricey side. I mean Nothing for something like that?! That's a rip off!
But with a Discount like that I just can't resist.
Exactly! I don't know what the discount people were thinking with a discount that high, but I ain't complaining! Also better get there quick, they're stuff are selling out quick.
There's almost nothing left of nothing tin foil in the nothing store! Its outrageous it's unfair!
Hey what about the Dazzling Nothing Of Nothing, the Nothing Game
Wait NOTHING SALE!!!! *buys 50 packs of nothing cards*
Perfect!! I've been needing some nothings for my new song.
This channel feels like home honestly
ye I have tinfoil at home too
Hey brother E! Here’s an idea for the next TFHS: next time it’s a tinfoil interrogation! The person who took the questionnaire answered many questions wrong or suspiciously. So you’ve detained them, and are going over their answers that got wrong. Asking them which nefarious organizations they belong to Etc. Idk something like that. Love your videos keep going!
*Whips out tinfoil thumb screws
You bring me to a very odd place of peace. Like being an anaphylactic trapped in an EpiPen factory.
I like that analogy.
Hmm... I may also need to acquire some epipens...
I was all relaxed then busted out laughing at the extended warranty question. That one got me.
Lol me too I started laughing hard
24:52 I forgot I put a question down and startled myself awake when he said my name
Can't wait for Tin Foil Hat Society meeting next month in which Pickle Rift reveals himself as one of the leading commanders
Always love these tinfoil questionnaires. I go back to rewatch/listen to the older ones every now and then.
It's just good, well done, classic ER.
I'm pretty new to them they are great
@@danieln6700 good to hear it :)
YES! IT'S FINALLY HERE!
I have been waiting excitedly for this. Thank you from the bottom of my heart ER. This is my favourite series of yours. you are the best.
I am also super happy to see that there will be 4 videos this year for the TFHS.
So far no , only 1
I have been transcribing these questions into WhatsApp and anonymously sending them to my best friend...slowly slowly driving her insane.
That's hilarious and you should totally post those
I feel so honored to be here in the tin foil hat society
same
We go deep homeboys
Wow, I'm honored the Commander included my question.
Which one was that?
The world may never know.
@@TheMuteStreamer 46:35
@@ShabadoobieVT gasp
Day 1 of attempting to get a TFHS membership: They seem to know more about me then I thought... This will be difficult. Their knowledge on other universes worries me. I need to find out just how much they DO know, and what they don't...
Here a Tinfoiled like button.
Not even I can get in. That tinfoil isn't normal either since it allowed them to ignore everything psychic, even my command ability.
@@theomnihero8221 I don't know how or why. But that tinfoil just feels off. Maybe we're on to something here?
@@theomnihero8221 Been a while, acquired a sample, did some experimenting. I have no clue how that stuff works. It is, by all accounts, normal tin foil. UNTIL, you subject it to an eldritch force. When that happened (by accident, unfortunately I cannot access eldritch power) the foil just... disappeared? I have yet to recover my sample, and I have yet to see anything new about the TFHS. If any resident eldritch deities found a piece of tin foil in their home dimension/universe, I would like it returned.
I've been waiting for your return, Tim. I'm glad you're back when we need you most.
I cannot adequately express how excited I am to see another TFHSMQ ERU ASMR video on my recommended list.
What does the u in eru strand for
@@moodlethenoodle Ephemeral Rift Universe
Hey E, hope ur doing well. Just wanted to say that I was a child when I first watched you. I was in the 5th Grade when i first watched your videos i think it was one of your first dr clemmons videos. It creeped me out at the time i was like 10😂 i just think that it's crazy that I'm 18 now, almost a grown man and i'm still watching you. And the fact that ur still coming out with new ideas is crazy to me after all these years. Thx for everything, E :)
Literally just got to bed when seeing this notification. Timing couldn't be better. Thank you!
Lol it's 3pm for me
@@Elkanimates yeah same
EU?
Yeah, me too. I just saw this video when I was going to bed, perfection.
@@tomj1676 yep
If I'm bringing protection to bed, I'm bringing a tin foil condom.
At least the child's origin will be free of nefarious influence.
Oh god this sounds unpleasant
I’ve had this thought in my head for a good while now. I know you’ve done a joker asmr video. But I think it would be perfect if you did an asmr Ra’s Al Ghul.
Uncle Rifts comment section is really a world of its own. I simply love it.
Oh good I've been meaning to renew my membership
My favourite series is back, thank you very much, Uncle ER!
Thank god. My membership ran out a while ago. I needed this.
Tim is a brave soul, giving his eye for the Tinfoil Army. I am once again here to enlist!
I've been studying the ways of the foilwrap for decades (or hours) to be able to get through this exam, Hope i pass!
As a loyal soldier to the TFHS, I am ready for a debriefing from the assignment of admitting myself to A.S to gather intel on the “goings on” inside their perimeter.
What can I say? I went on a mission to pose as a “survivor” in the entity’s realm. The black fog and lack of tinfoil was suspicious and I made a call on the fly.
Whaaat! You picked my question! Been watching you for years, it’s such an honor!
WHERE ARE THE OTHER 3 QUARTERS
I covered a turkey with tinfoil, you can't be too careful. I love animals.
Your questionaires are the absolute best!
Returning member reporting for duty. Good to see you Commander. 🖖
Looking forward to part 2.
Love the connected universe. Hopefully we’ll get to see a video on a hacker trying to crack our password from the password maker video (of course the hacker is also missing his space bar).
god i just love u ER!! from human to human, entity to entity, u are just so good. of course i do not know u, and u may even feel the urge to scoff when strangers on the internet say they love u and for it to feel unhealthily unconditional. but we love u the way everyone loves a stoic tree they pass on an unfamiliar road, one they can see themselves napping under on a sunny day . just thank you. who knew a whispering man wearing tin foil on his head would bring this much change to the world?!!
Omg yesssss!
Thank you so much this is by far my favorite series of yours~
Posted 23 seconds ago is always nice to see when you open RUclips
it was an absolute honour to be a part of this survey. godspeed to any budding TFHS members out there.
Thanks E.R for always having the best concepts/storylines, you're a genius and my favorite ASMRtist 🤍
pamiętasz mnie?
squanitrist revantri?
FINALLYYYYY AAAAAAA I LOVED THESE SERIES. THANKS PAPA RIFT
I’ve had nefarious organizations reach out to me about my car’s extended warranty and I don’t even own a car.
I keep hoping for a quarter 2 questionnaire.
I'm watching this now and the again when I go to sleep. This is the cause I've been fighting for.
Where's Q2?! I'm ready to give an update on my standing in TFHS
ah, it's been too long, commander tim. good to see you again o7 o7
Ah we have come to meet again
First on first
First to the meeting
First of all
He is inevitable
First to the of all
Thank you so much. The TFHS videos have always been my favourite of yours. So glad to have a new one after so long
Ah, I have been meaning to renew my membership! Perfect timing.
I always love the concept of the ERU, even while I know it's a horrible universe to live in, besides certain parts, such as the Arkham Sanitarium and the other nice and goodish parts. You, Uncle E, are a world crafting wizard!
glad to see timothy tin foil tim timmerman back in a more frequent poise, now offering 0.01% discounts at the nothing store. his sustained wounds have been laudable, and his steadfastly endless trek against the vast array of nefarious organizations throughout the multiverse has served us all in innumerable and incomprehensible fashions. we salute you, tim.
I always fall asleep to ER and I swear it’s given me the wackest dreams
Just in time to renew my membership. I’m honored my question got in lol.
Would love to see a TFHS video inside a war hospital, fixing paper cuts from the tin foil/card war with foil bandages
Oh how much i missed this
Astounding video. For your gallantry whilst making this video, I present to you the prestigious Tinfoil Cross with tin leaves, swords and diamonds.
So happy to see the series continued! I have been falling asleep to TFHS since I was a teenager ❤️
Mom: Go outside and play with the neighbourkid
The neighbourkid: …
Wooooooooooi! New tinfoil hat society video.
Oo-rah!
My membership is about to run out ):
Its funny, I was just thinking to myself a couple days ago that we needed another TFHS video. This man just might be using nefarious brain waves himself.. Great video!
Just the fact Paul mentionned my name makes me a happy TFHS member
Thank you, respected Timothy, for using my question
I'm pretty sure the official food crop of the TFHS is the potato who's with me?
You crack me up! I usually get tingles from women ASMR artists, but you are absolutely amazing! Love your videos!
Another illustrious entry in the records of the TFHS, thank you for your hard work and dedication to The Cause! Not to mention all the use i’ll get out of that Nothing Discount, perfect for that particular piece of Nothing i’ve had my eye on lately!
the tinfoil fruit question made me laugh so hard i woke up from my dazed state
Reynolds Wrap. Preserving (and refrigerating) Truth, Justice and The American Way for over two hundred years.
Man I missed this series, I've been looking forward to renewing the membership!
Now I know what my bedtime listening material will be now.
What a fun questionnaire! Can't wait for the next quarter
All hail the TFHS.
I've been rewatching the old TFHS vids in preparation for this.
It has returned!
Been waiting for the return of Timmothy Tinfoil Tim Timmerman.
Thank you for answering my question fellow agents.
Oh yeah time to take a tfhs questionnaire for the 4th year while falling asleep
Imagine rift was the only account of humans aliens got, they would be freaking out
Why do you think they stay away? Well except for Dave.
i’ve been waiting for this one!!!!
Questions start at 5:30
the cars extended warranty one got me
Perfect timing! :D
I have been awaiting a chance to renew my membership.
Coming back to enlist for my 27th tour
when the first question got u stumped 🥲
I like listening to your ASMR at night to relax/ fall asleep and relisten to them at work to hear all the stuff I missed while I was sleeping! Thank you for your awesome commitment to the multiverse.
I just imagine you at home and your wife trying to talk to you and your like "Hold on babe, I gotta come up with about 20 more weird ass question for this video."
one of the best ASMR vids I've seen in a while!
I never go to bed without my tinfoil -redacted-
Uncle Corvus needs you to JOIN!!!
OOHWEE a 0.01% discount at the nothing store, that's a once in a lifetime opportunity to purchase some new nothings!
HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH YEEEEESSSSSSSSS FINALLLLLYYYY IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG
Not in a million years did I ever believe that I would rather watch a guy named Timmothy Tinfoil Timmerman than NBA basketball.😂
Omg yes, been excited for this video coming out
Ah, it’s good to finally be safe from the nefarious organizations. I planned on joining right when the TFHS drought began, so I’ve been using tinfoil scraps to protect myself for quite a while now.