SCP Files Review - Foundation Volunteer Program Episode 2 | ASMR
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
- Welcome to the second installment of this [REDACTED] video series broadcast from Site █. Doctor [DATA EXPUNGED] reviews a select number of SCP files listed below in accordance with the ongoing Foundation Volunteer Program:
00:03:10 SCP-2999
00:12:49 SCP-SAFE-J
00:17:34 SCP-3521
00:21:49 SCP-239
00:27:38 SCP-1342
00:33:39 SCP-096
00:38:24 SCP-020
00:42:14 SCP-2682
00:48:10 SCP-049
00:55:05 SCP-3922
01:00:00 SCP-008
The SCP Foundation: www.scp-wiki.net/
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help people █, █, hopefully █, and any other use that might help you find some █, █, █, █, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for [DATA EXPUNGED]. It's just a [REDACTED] that █ came up with to describe the █ characterized as [REDACTED] felt in various parts of the body (█, █, █, █, etc.) in response to various [DATA EXPUNGED] such as █, █, █, █ or [REDACTED]. It's like █, but much more █ and without the █.
ASMR videos are meant to █ this [DATA EXPUNGED] in the █, often referred to as [REDACTED]. However, the videos also serve to provide a █, █, █ and █ for █ beyond ASMR purposes. Many █ who do not [DATA EXPUNGED] still enjoy these videos. I [DATA EXPUNGED] but no longer do as of [REDACTED].
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![The Xenomorph Experiment with Professor Clemmons [ ASMR ]](/img/1.gif)
I'm hoping for a 3rd Episode; I really like your SCP roleplays!
Me too
Same
🙏
same
Same, here we are 2 years later!
Fun Fact: He says safe 108 times(assuming I counted correctly) during the explanation of SCP-SAFE J
Does your head hurt?
WolfHackGamer ̇ I mean yea, I can’t the bees out of my room and they are always angry
@@iNotAnHacker sounds like you need help from the brotherhood of Nod's safe guard!
NotAHacker
NOT THE BEES
@@boopsboops7692
Y A L I K E J A Z Z
Drinking game:
Take a shot every time he says safe.
new game - can you call an ambulance before you succumb to liver haemmoraging and will there be an organ donor for your liver, kidneys and spleen
Bet I’m sippin rn
yuji sakai nigga I ain’t even drunk yet when he gon say safe
Yeah Aight didn’t respond on the end of his drinking game, we lost another one boys.
The number of times he said “safe, safely, safety, and unsafe” for SCP safes is approximately 105 times. So that would be 105 shots of alcohol. . . Would not recommend
I didn't get to volunteer. Fell asleep during the interview again. Typical
Wikern I wish I could be this relaxed for real job interviews.
You can probably still qualify. There are a few sleeping related scps they might need personel on. 👍🏾
fucking dumbass
Maybe the point of the video is that the people who fall asleep just happen to end up being the volunteers on the SCP [REDACTED] project. ;)
Whoever wrote the scp-safe report clearly had a fun time writing it...
Meti Phantos no it was written by DJ suptic
I am today years old and I just realized that "ephemeral rift" means a "short break". Very clever
Could you explain how please?
@@yourmomsafurry1971 ephemeral means something that is short and a rift is a separation/break from something. Therefore an ephemeral rift is a short break from something.
Clever and today y o indeed
And thus I have learned something I will remember for years to come. I will not remember near anything of my highschool info but this, I will be sure remember this. Good day soldier.
Huh...that’s a neat thing to learn today
I wish other characters he’s made would be classified as SCP’s
Can you explain to me the meme of this video lol
Tony H There is no meme, take off your clothes.
isn't corvus an scp? atleast heavily inspired by one. and i think he's done some other scp characters
lmao scp-049 is literally in the video
@@Sceleri nah paul has done asmr with 049
Hey guys SCP-2662 here to say that the cultists still keep breaking into my shower.
*Jesus Christ send help.*
Yes
CONTAINMENT BREACH! THE ORANGE CAT HAS ESCAPED CELL [DATA EXPUNGED] FROM CITE [REDACTED]
*RUN*
Also Cthulhu too but mainly the orange cat
Oh hey moon lord
Ok qthoomer
To summarize SAFE-J:
SAFE-J-A: A Safe safe.
SAFE-J-B: A Euclid safe.
SAFE-J-C: A Keter safe, which is also a microwave; it can thaw meals.
SAFE-J-D: Meals thawed by the Keter safe/microwave. These can be used to effectively contain the Euclid and Keter safes, giving them the Thaumiel object class.
HE IS THE MASSIA!
New way to stay hydrated! Take a shot of water every time he says Safe! (I would have said drinking game, but since he says it so many times so quickly, I think that would be a really quick way to cause alcohol poisoning and I don't think it would be very......safe lol)
I drowned
Pun intended
*SCP-096 intensifies *
Hopefully not.
Also known as the rake
SCP 01010010 01101001 01100110 01110100
Class Euclid
Anyone in proximity of this entity is immediately relaxed. Further research pending, but first a nap is needed.
Ian _grin 01010010 01101001 01100110 01110100 = Rift. it’s binary
Gamer Time thx I had to study binary and forgot all of it
Why binary code
BUSHLAND BOY well mostly because [REDACTED]. :)
@@ian_grin7283 my God😂
The one about the safes is basically just “who’s on first”
why is it so terrifying that one literally just kills you with a million bananas?
Daddo good
Banana man?
SCP - donkey kong
"We need some fodder...I mean, volunteers to research 239. By which we mean guard her room and keep an eye out for Dr Clef. He'll try again some day I'm sure." - Dr Kondraki
:(
literally waited all year for this [REDACTED]
Well I’m glad you got it!
It’s weird so many anomalies are performing some weird action taught be SCP-049 they call it ASMR and when we ask SCP-049 who taught him it he simply refers to one name: “Corvus”
CONTAINMENT BREACH CONTAINMENT BREACH
HUMANOIDS HAVE BREACHED THE PORTAL AND HAVE STARTED ZAPPING PEOPLE WITH WHAT SEEMS TO BE LAZOR PISTOLS FOR DOING THE FOLLOWING:
DRINKING COFFIE
RIDING A BIKE
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
AND OTHER THINGS THEY CONSIDER “BANNED”
ALL WHILE CHANTING “Making the world a better place, by enslaving the entire human race”
EDIT: HUMANOIDS WEARING TINFOIL HAVE COME OUT WITH TINFOIL WEAPONS AND SEEM PEACEFUL BUT ATTACK THE FIRST HUMANOIDS. IF YOU SPOT THE FIRST HUMANOIDS, RUN AT ALL COSTS, IF THEY SPOT YOU, [REDACTED]
D C what?
hello halei
its a reference to the new world order videos! since they’re banning items and enslaving the human race, and they fight against the tin foil hat society
luixahl
Correct!
I'm gonna be corvus at the comicon near my city this year 😂
Ah, yes
A psychic fruit that can cause
*s p a g h e t t i f i c a t i o n*
Oh boi oh boi can't wait for the "[REDACTED]" jokes
[REDACTED] is no joke
Why I oughta {DATA EXPUNGED} for that sarcasm towards the [REDACTED] jokes
[scp: REDACTED)
[item #: REDACTED)
[description: REDACTED)
[audio file of REDACTED)
[author: REDACTED)
The name just makes this funnier.
It’s almost as funny as [REDACTED] or {DATA EXPUNGED} but maybe that’s just me
Oh boy, 3 am!
I really want there to be a TV series on the SCP’s. I realize it’d be extremely difficult, but it would also be so cool.
Check out containment on RUclips! It’s an animated serious about SCP by Lord Bung. It’s great
The film cabin in the woods is the closest we’ve gotten to an SCP movie.
Netflix is getting a scp series
Haha, that SCP-SAFE-J entry is such an Ephemeral Rift thing I wouldn't be surprised if you had written it yourself.
Bro this channels so full of love, I am feeling happy rn and I hope it never stops
I love how Safe J is just a living pun
Barack H. Obama what is your pfp, it looks tasty
I'm so happy that these SCP videos exist; they're my go-to when I need to be lulled to sleep. I'll admit, though, they've all been so interesting that it took me a few times watching to be able to not listen to every word and detail about each character. Thank you very much, Paul.
Next SCP based video should be Corvus and or Clemmins studying a newly discovered SCP, by using triggers to see what it reacts to.
His creativity never fails to razzle-dazzle lol
The [REDACTED] is “dazzle dazzle lol”
Glad this is back again, haven’t been this excited since event: [redacted]
If you would like to use the epic blockout black text, I gotchu fam. Just copy this!:
█
I’m on mobile
*sad violin noises
@@boopsboops7692, You can still double tap or hold tap on the text you want to copy and press copy if I'm correct.
@Aspen Lievert, Darn. Well I tried.
*laughs in darkmode*
@@JettXxB, I'm in dark mode too. It is a whiteout text for us. :D
I would love to see more scp content as like some of the SCP Tales characters. Junior Researcher Taloran for instance could be incredible.
What a mad lad. He posted my favorite mini-series ASMR just when I needed it
This guys creativity is off the charts!
This has made me so [REDACTED]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Swiggity swacted your neck is now [ *REDACTED* ]
I'm now *[REDACTED]*
I love this channel so much that *[redacted]* and when I go to *[redacted]* I always stay that way.
@@legend1175
I have been doing nothing but [ *DATA* *EXPUNGED* ] for 2 days !
(Whoever gets this referencs, you're a man of culture, commitment, and sheer fucking will)
Day 4 of asking for a solid snake roleplay
Oh hell yeah. I’d love that
Faz Man
Hmmmmmm...I wonder why
Probably cause that would be neat.
Dom Andriacchi or an ocelot roleplay would be nice yeah
Its just him asking how good things taste
Great Job on the Video. So glad to see [REDACTED] in collaboration with the [DATA EXPUNGED] foundation.
...so is it the [DATA EXPUNGED 1] that’s collaborating with [DATA EXPUNGED 3] or is it [DATA EXPUNGED 1] with [DATA EXPUNGED 2]
*1: tin foil hat society
*2: NWO
*3: SCP foundation
I was just watching the first interview last night. Wishing to myself that the next one would come soon. And on my way back home from fencing, I see the notification.
I knew from that point on that tonight was gonna be chill.
same actually
Shoutout to the boy, SCP-049 🖤
This gives me flashbacks on when I used to do all this research on Slenderman and was convinced it was real.
*static appears
D C oof, the trauma is real 😂
Yeah except these are actually real
* *more static*
I have literally never been this early to any video
Think so to
J M it literally says for me that this video was uploaded 7 hours ago, and your comment was posted 8 hours ago, ok RUclips
Bruhmoment
he’s that early
@@jerby1355 I think you just gave his comment a whole new level of credibility
Gotta say I love these videos they are interesting and relaxing to listen.
I *thoroughly enjoy and appreciate* your SCP Foundation Reading series, I hope [DATA EXPUNGED] knows this. Praise to the Rift!
My favorite series with your voice is the scp foundation videos. Keep at it
Man, these SCP videos really do it for me
please uncle e, make more of these! also it would be extremelly interesting if you did some cool retellings of encounters with different scps.
Sometimes I really wonder how they get *anything* done at Arkham sanitarium if the patients just randomly fall asleep whenever someone's talking to them
Please continue with this series, I love this so much
I fell asleep while listening to this last night. Thank you
Ephemeral rift should make a video on the scp 3008 mannequin creatures, and just say “excuse me, the store is now closed, please exit the building” for 10 minutes.
When will we get the third installment really want it
Id love to see you come back to this series! This is such a fantastic idea, I LOVE reading the entries on the SCP website. It makes me happy that so many people have come together for purely creative purposes, and creative writing at that! Some of the SCPs I’ve read about are have such incredibly detailed stories created about them; seeing that kind of dedication from people creating a thing is just so awesome ^.^ And bringing constant eyes to the SCP Foundation all these years later would be fantastic ✌️
One of my favorites is SCP 682 and when they tried to use SCP 3521 to neutralize it and it ended up mutating a freaking banana ray, 682 is my favorite lol
SCP 71102
“Jolly”
This SCP only appears at Christmas
Note 1: I was too tired to write any more
Note 2: there is already an SCP like that (SCP 4666)
Note 3: I was trying to make Santa
Note 4:there are way too many notes
theres already an scp like that, i forget the number though
Julianne Stingray it’s SCP-4666
oh yeah thanks man
Oh neat
This is the 3rd time I watch this, I watched the first one multiple times too ! WE NEED NUMBER 3 !!!!
The censoring in the description is golden. Dr. [REDACTED] is really a pro at [DATA EXPUNGING]
Please give us the next episode. We’re two behind
I love your voice. I'm watching the video before I go to bed.😌
It’d be great if you did a Solid Snake role play!
omg lol my mom walked in while I was watching this and she thought Rift was Dax Shepard
I’ve waited a whole quarter for this one!
i love this pt2, i hope it becomes a series
I love the description. It’s full of Data Expunged and Redacted
We approve this as long as you go over our groups of interest and X-K class end of the world scenario scps
I love your videos I can watch them over and over again because I keep falling asleep five minutes into your videos
This man is a genius, even with the video descriptions.
I’d accept him as the emperor of our galaxy for sure
Aye man, this dude right here is hands down the best asmr-ist ever on the platform. Not only is he amazing at it, he adds a storyline and makes it somehow calming and entertaining. How does this man not have 1 mil?!
I love these scp videos so much! Thanks for the awesome content!
As a scp creator you did a good job of explaining the scps and I LOVE the beard man
Have been waiting for a new SCP video for ages! Thanks to Rift for not making me wait any longer!
I love these, they're so good and well planned out as well as very similar to how this type of thing would work like at the foundation, thanks uncle ER!
I [REDACTED] that [REDACTED] would [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED]
He has set a world record for most safe’s in 10 minutes he is truly unstoppable
yesssss ive been waiting for this since the first part, please make this a more regular series!
I could listen to the whole database in this format. This is so good.
I’m glad you seem to be in the zone of making videos again. You videos mean a lot!
Hell yes, I was hoping you'd do another one of these!
Although parts of the last one freaked me out a fair bit
SCP Safe J: I've worked with Dr. Safe, Dr. Euclid & Dr. Keter; I advise having a safeword in place. Mine is Cthulhu Fhtagn.
Big fan of how your entire description is in the style of the SCP format.
More please! I love videos with you reading, and combining that with SCP makes the perfect relaxing and fascinating video!
Petition to call him Dr. Rift
Yessss I’ve been waiting for this!
The SAFE SCP was gonna give me a nose bleed 🩸
I hope the next one is coming soon. These are the perfect creepy pasta bed time stories.
Awesome series, always hopeful for episode 3
I'm currently playing through Control after beating Alan Wake, and this is great! Awesome job as always, ER!
These videos actually got me into SCP lol, thank you Uncle E
I saw the playlist you made last night, got me really happy knowing this was coming soon
I like how much work you put in your videos...
omg yessss a second oneeeee!! The first one makes me fall asleep so fast. This is my new favorite series.
Every time he says "safe" a banana materializes in your stomach.
The safe-j reading sounded like a Martin cabello rant
Begone Notification, i have arrived before you and my power escaled over 9000!!!
SCP - 9000?
😏
Finalmente un italiano in sto canale
@@ghost6975 da cosa lo hai capito?
JESUS IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh snap i was watching the first part just last night and here we are
Siiiick i wanted one of these again thanks bro 👊
Whoever thought of 3922 is a comedic genius. I can just imagine seeing it in a Twilight Zone-esque T.V. show. XD
Rift, it's [REDACTED] over here in [REDACTED] guess I have to sleep now in my [REDACTED].
love the scp content and a great original way to make asmr out of it
Love these videos uncle ER
These are great. How much I'd Love to see you do a live stream, I can't express enough.🔌👁👁
this is the best asmr around.
Absolutely love the whole description.
I love these SCP ones the most, very good!
With safe-j, my mind goes like "I don't need sleep I need answers"