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  • @s0apadopa
    @s0apadopa 4 года назад +2172

    I mean, he's looking fresh, no denying that.

    • @mikelbueno3589
      @mikelbueno3589 4 года назад +25

      Se le ve bien fresco a mi pana. No te voy a mentir

    • @sheriffarchon
      @sheriffarchon 4 года назад +18

      Indeed, my fellow low budget profile friend!

    • @cryo7019
      @cryo7019 4 года назад +13

      He do be looking fresh don’t he

    • @TheCstar07
      @TheCstar07 4 года назад +3

      Truth

    • @j.dpost-mortem9115
      @j.dpost-mortem9115 4 года назад +3

      Yes sir

  • @Th3timelord
    @Th3timelord 4 года назад +519

    This man just straight up called the Prof a square and got away with it (for as far as we know) this guy’s a madman, we love to see it

    • @Ra-yn6ds
      @Ra-yn6ds 4 года назад +11

      Can I get a timestamp for that? I usually fall asleep in the first minute-

    • @diegop7749
      @diegop7749 4 года назад +8

      Ra 21:22

    • @maxdewaele9660
      @maxdewaele9660 2 года назад

      What are they gonna do, put him on drugs? Drugs don't do anything to the beatnik anymore

  • @monkeeee
    @monkeeee 4 года назад +664

    Rift looks like the guy that sits in the lecture hall 45 minutes before class starts

    • @coraraps
      @coraraps 4 года назад +3

      LOL

    • @shurikenkat
      @shurikenkat 4 года назад +28

      Remember being able to sit in lecture halls? Wack.

    • @soul4speech
      @soul4speech 4 года назад +6

      @@shurikenkat it’s been 80 years.

    • @qwest500
      @qwest500 4 года назад +1

      roasted

  • @AmunDeus
    @AmunDeus 4 года назад +1128

    Not gonna lie, I really wish "cat" and "cool cat" were terms people still used

    • @ultimamage3
      @ultimamage3 4 года назад +164

      It still is if you're not a coward.

    • @fabmanthereal
      @fabmanthereal 4 года назад +47

      just use it... folks like to follow “new” stuff

    • @Chumb33
      @Chumb33 4 года назад +128

      Aye no problem daddy'O the down low on this lingo is that it sounds cringey as hell home skillet
      Times are changing cool cat we gotta get down with times man

    • @maxton1506
      @maxton1506 4 года назад +44

      in jazz circles young kids are still saying "cat"

    • @helios566
      @helios566 4 года назад +64

      Be the change you wish to see in the world

  • @TobasscoJelly
    @TobasscoJelly 4 года назад +269

    The man actually buried his face in a cake. Im still so pleased.

    • @Kidcrowley
      @Kidcrowley 4 года назад +3

      I know right, now that’s compromise right there

    • @timelesssilence2541
      @timelesssilence2541 4 года назад +9

      Might not be the only cake he buries his face into 👀🤷🏻‍♂️😂

    • @literalcode
      @literalcode 4 года назад +7

      @@timelesssilence2541 How dare you say something so controversial

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 4 года назад +5

      @@literalcode but so true -id like to be the next one-

  • @thegork4976
    @thegork4976 4 года назад +303

    The Beatnik's Professor Clemons impersonation was spot on

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 4 года назад +16

      Crazy how he do that

  • @xINVISIGOTHx
    @xINVISIGOTHx 4 года назад +1226

    Is my cat a cool human?

  • @moseszainal4119
    @moseszainal4119 4 года назад +1250

    This man is Leonardo Da Vinci for the ASMR world.

  • @abstractattentionmaker3380
    @abstractattentionmaker3380 4 года назад +537

    Hey there Cool Cats,
    Remember to stay Groovy.

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 4 года назад +18

      I am way to young to feel nostalgic over this, but I still am for some reason

    • @tardis5179
      @tardis5179 4 года назад +3

      Wanna know groovy? Listen to Come Together by The Beatles.

    • @tardis5179
      @tardis5179 4 года назад +1

      Also thanks

    • @geminikid609
      @geminikid609 4 года назад +1

      I might be wrong but isn't this two different decades

    • @charchee1950
      @charchee1950 3 года назад

      @@geminikid609 groovy is 60s hippy culture generally but that came from the beatnik culture in the 50s so I assume there was some overlap

  • @juanthehorse6586
    @juanthehorse6586 4 года назад +62

    I like how rift’s content is actually unique instead of just mukbangs and hardcore ear licking

    • @JuniperF
      @JuniperF 3 года назад +5

      And thats why he's one of the most well respected Asmartists in the community. Dudes a legend

  • @TheGTO25
    @TheGTO25 4 года назад +268

    I need to know where he got those glasses they just radiate cool cat energy man

    • @ktiemz
      @ktiemz 4 года назад +25

      They're called shades, like wow, tune in square...

    • @joshuakram
      @joshuakram 4 года назад +3

      Cus he's a cool cat

    • @jaredoliphant6605
      @jaredoliphant6605 4 года назад +2

      I have a pair from American eagle that look identical

  • @dremdram5496
    @dremdram5496 3 года назад +151

    if he's anti everything, he is anti Beatnik, which must mean he's pro everything, which means he's pro Beatnik, which creates what I call the Beatnik paradox

    • @blnketboi
      @blnketboi Год назад +2

      Brain not braininf

  • @TheReal_DoomSlayer
    @TheReal_DoomSlayer 4 года назад +276

    This man, isn’t just a man of culture.
    He’s a man of all the cultures

  • @TheStateOfWisconsin
    @TheStateOfWisconsin 4 года назад +148

    Me: "Hey, he does a good Corvus voice"
    Me: *Realizes Rift is also Corvus*

    • @CrickettoSantalune
      @CrickettoSantalune 4 года назад +23

      You're losing it man, it's impossible that Rift is Corvus or The Beatnik. They're 3 different persons.

    • @goronimus304
      @goronimus304 4 года назад +10

      @@CrickettoSantalune yeah, agreed. ER has to travel the rifts and through time to find these guys and invite them to do videos for his channel.

    • @gaberodriguez7938
      @gaberodriguez7938 4 года назад +4

      Hey Wisco, tell me what’s more embarrassing, Beloit or Janesville?

    • @indecency5882
      @indecency5882 4 года назад +1

      @@gaberodriguez7938 its beloit, man.

    • @jayhelmer9491
      @jayhelmer9491 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @TheCropCircleQueens
    @TheCropCircleQueens 4 года назад +346

    Hes gotta be the most creative ASMRtist I've seen

  • @forceaidan8
    @forceaidan8 4 года назад +377

    ER can you make a vid called “Never Running Out of Ideas ASMR” where it’s just you pulling out an infinite number of literal physical Ideas out of a bag for an hour :)

    • @klickingkayasmr7585
      @klickingkayasmr7585 4 года назад +16

      Actually, this is a great idea! I hope he sees this

    • @Amphibian42
      @Amphibian42 4 года назад +8

      He did something like this a year or 2 ago with a whiteboard

    • @Amphibian42
      @Amphibian42 4 года назад +8

      "The best asmr video ever" i think

    • @garmadone124
      @garmadone124 3 года назад +3

      Hes done the opposite its called the day i run out of ideas

  • @PeanutBrainz
    @PeanutBrainz 4 года назад +147

    I would’ve called the groovy sanctuary “The Beatatorium”

  • @longemen3000
    @longemen3000 4 года назад +77

    I'm looking this video right at the time where nobody has finished the video yet (except, obviously, ER), exciting times to be alive

  • @Caltash
    @Caltash 4 года назад +162

    Hmm. The last chapter of this video is called "Later Man." When will we get to meet the "Later Man?"

    • @ktiemz
      @ktiemz 4 года назад +22

      LaTeR

    • @whack6102
      @whack6102 4 года назад +3

      He has chronic procrastination and teaches the art to others

    • @anthonybermudez3911
      @anthonybermudez3911 4 года назад +5

      Lili Crow no that’s the “I’ll do it later man” the later man sells moments from the future in bottles.

    • @yourmomsafurry1971
      @yourmomsafurry1971 4 года назад

      @@anthonybermudez3911 that's fucking
      g a l a x y b r a i n

    • @yourmomsafurry1971
      @yourmomsafurry1971 4 года назад

      @@whack6102 did you talk to the later man?

  • @MrH4ckerman
    @MrH4ckerman 4 года назад +25

    I love this Beatnik, please bring him back again some time

  • @111455
    @111455 4 года назад +121

    i don't know why but this character looks like he coulda been a Disney original.

  • @cherrytheclown5907
    @cherrytheclown5907 4 года назад +130

    He talks like K.K slider. I love it, it’s so cute.

  • @fwego07
    @fwego07 4 года назад +169

    This is my favorite guy no questions asked, he is even better than my pets.

    • @ktiemz
      @ktiemz 4 года назад +2

      Dude you ain' 'ave any pets

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 4 года назад +3

      You are your pets' pet mannnn

    • @fwego07
      @fwego07 4 года назад +4

      Well he is the _coolest cat_

    • @thesecret5706
      @thesecret5706 4 года назад +1

      @Karvakulmio There are some people who type the way they speak.

  • @Ghjffa
    @Ghjffa 4 года назад +38

    "Interviewing your brains" sounds suspiciously like a video idea.

  • @johannesvincentbonnesen7565
    @johannesvincentbonnesen7565 4 года назад +148

    I would be funny if you and some other asmrtist made an hateful eight roleplay. Of random dialog in a wagon.

  • @thecrashingmoon2480
    @thecrashingmoon2480 4 года назад +46

    Bottling and jarring herbs. This is the best background.

    • @sja5018
      @sja5018 4 года назад +1

      TheCrashing Moon 💥🌛

  • @NotTylr
    @NotTylr 4 года назад +23

    I love it... "I'm anti materialist, that's why I bought these bongos, this black turtleneck, glasses, and french beret." *Pauses and looks at things he bought realizing hypocrisy* "Yeah man"

  • @laurihakulinen5755
    @laurihakulinen5755 4 года назад +29

    Somehow I feel like ER finally showed us his natural form

  • @SamP2214
    @SamP2214 4 года назад +17

    Looks like his hands are detached from his body and moving by themselves. Once you notice it, you cant unsee it.

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 4 года назад

      I mean, considering the Beatnik is in the Arkham sanitarium, I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the case.

  • @rinzler4091
    @rinzler4091 4 года назад +32

    The range man THE RANGE!! 👍🏼

  • @astina7574
    @astina7574 4 года назад +125

    Paul looks like Leon: The Professional, but with a beard

  • @patdry
    @patdry 4 года назад +2

    the reflection in the shades is rift’s *chefs kiss* - honestly takes this to the next level. a master of his craft.

  • @jeykololmosvindas5645
    @jeykololmosvindas5645 4 года назад +56

    In the minute 15:19 it sounds like when you have a skeleton nearby in minecraft

    • @finleywaye
      @finleywaye 4 года назад

      Yeah or when he gets hit/dies hahah good ear!

    • @MaliciousIntent327
      @MaliciousIntent327 4 года назад

      Yeah that's strange.

    • @jeykololmosvindas5645
      @jeykololmosvindas5645 4 года назад +1

      @@finleywaye hahah yeah I was hearing the asmr and hear that then I was like bruh, that was a minecraft skeleton

    • @someperson8641
      @someperson8641 4 года назад

      You’re so right

    • @slayer7833
      @slayer7833 4 года назад

      omg why is it so close

  • @gamesmasher7120
    @gamesmasher7120 4 года назад +25

    Can't believe I just passed up on that sand shake, bro... That was wack decision on my part, brother.

  • @enclo1760
    @enclo1760 4 года назад +14

    Damn this outfit slaps bruh .
    Absolutely love it !

  • @theocritus7215
    @theocritus7215 3 года назад +1

    Modern fav. Get so much play out of this vid. Fallen asleep to it at least a dozen times. IMO, one of Rift’s best.

  • @thatwarzonekid6981
    @thatwarzonekid6981 4 года назад +3

    i hope the ephemeral rift gets 1m subscribers, he really deserves it and does really good asnr.

  • @zzpeep1040
    @zzpeep1040 4 года назад +7

    Man's got that Three Blind Mice drip🔥🔥

  • @alexsnightmare
    @alexsnightmare 4 года назад +4

    This beatnik guy is amazing, he sounds exactly like Corvus AND the professor!

  • @karimsameh7354
    @karimsameh7354 4 года назад +12

    am just gonna say this, CLEAN.

  • @therun7024
    @therun7024 4 года назад +6

    in all of his videos
    he always just like
    it feels like a cut scene, and he’s a villain staring at you from a dark corner of a dark office, swirling whiskey in one hand and giving his villain monologue
    actually, can you do a video like that? Thats.. a really cool idea, actually, make a video where you’re a james bond type villain or a supervillain and you’re giving your supervillain monologue. I want it so bad.
    “pov you came home and found the villain sitting at your desk, to give you a sinister evil villain speech before he kills you” type of thing

  • @herochan-s
    @herochan-s 4 года назад +13

    I haven’t met a new character in about a year... I’ve watched so much of your videos. Thank you for the new character ER. Thank you so much

  • @herochan-s
    @herochan-s 4 года назад +18

    Yooo uncle E comin in with the heat!

    • @amazing4372
      @amazing4372 4 года назад +4

      Don’t buy weed at the gas station

  • @Hoarding-Stories
    @Hoarding-Stories 4 года назад +8

    I feel like the "I don't know where this southern like accent is coming from" is a bit of the Beatnik and a bit of Rift.

  • @jeremybrown7470
    @jeremybrown7470 4 года назад +10

    Man I wanna record a concept album based on e. r. Universe. Wish I came up with that idea earlier, while I was still playing in the band. Dude, that'd be cool af

  • @TheChach
    @TheChach 4 года назад +2

    16:46 "I didn't know if this was a dream, or somebody laced my spliff." Saying that with a straight face deserves some sort of award.

  • @MSDesignASMR
    @MSDesignASMR 4 года назад +8

    Always love his creativity! He's always so unique and a pretty cool guy.

  • @theethicalduck
    @theethicalduck 4 года назад +2

    I think that asmr librarian with book tapping, page sounds, reading, and other library things would be nice. I love your videos they help me sleep.

  • @akumadere4146
    @akumadere4146 4 года назад +20

    For some reason, I get the feeling that ER somehow found a large amount of colored sand in his possession.

  • @thetourettesgamer8851
    @thetourettesgamer8851 4 года назад +3

    We need to see more of this chap

  • @alfons2041
    @alfons2041 4 года назад +5

    This is getting me through writing thermal transmittance spreadsheets

  • @OG-fh6lu
    @OG-fh6lu 4 года назад +1

    Not gonna lie one of the better role plays you’ve done in my opinion.

    • @blubber6963
      @blubber6963 4 года назад +1

      Just about all of his work is pretty good in its own way

  • @NeonSlice
    @NeonSlice 4 года назад +3

    The man that never runs out of ideas

  • @haddensmith3343
    @haddensmith3343 4 года назад +1

    This is precisely what I needed after a long day of school and work. Big money.

  • @MsYunaFires
    @MsYunaFires 4 года назад +2

    This is so peaceful and tranquil and makes me long for a time I was never a part of (and if they exist now, irl I would feel awkward as heck going to).
    ....Also I want to reach through the screen and flick away the white fuzzys on the Beatnik's cap

  • @greshengaines7099
    @greshengaines7099 4 года назад +1

    You are a part of my nighttime routine!
    Always the last one!
    Keep up the good work man

  • @vulcanuser1622
    @vulcanuser1622 4 года назад +30

    That's the coolest Boomer I've ever seen

    • @mewhe
      @mewhe 4 года назад +1

      *Drummer

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 3 года назад +1

      Bruh he's only 48 😭

  • @fishebola
    @fishebola 4 года назад

    This man deserves that million subscriber mark. I don't like asmr that much, but the thought that he does this not because its easy content to make, in fact you can tell he puts a lot of effort into his work, but because he just wants to bring smiles and relaxation into people who need it's lives makes me feel like maybe this world isnt all bad.

  • @wyattgardner7372
    @wyattgardner7372 4 года назад +6

    POV: You Come Across A Stranger On Red Dead Redemption 2 Whilst Looking For A Tailor In Saint Denis.

  • @inept_wall4177
    @inept_wall4177 4 года назад

    This one is definitely my favorite. Please make a part 2 or something. It’s so good

  • @KarmicXRestrictions
    @KarmicXRestrictions 3 года назад +5

    Sir are you legally allowed to have that much drip

  • @brandenbucio7201
    @brandenbucio7201 4 года назад

    When you gets into Character he fits it so well his attitude and his posture and everything always matches his characters

  • @jebronlames3840
    @jebronlames3840 4 года назад +8

    Yes Mr. Beatnik I'm interviewing my mind, I'm in deep thought questioning myself why I'm relaxing to a grown man tapping on stuff and acting like a hippie.

  • @kio_6239
    @kio_6239 4 года назад

    I was going to talk about how creative this man is, but it looks like they already did. Every video I am impressed, it has no limits at all. Amazing.

  • @dianauwu1312
    @dianauwu1312 4 года назад +7

    This character reminds me of a local musician who I used to like as a kid. Very comfy.

  • @JoeMoreg
    @JoeMoreg 3 года назад

    Your creativity and dedication is an inspiration to us all. Thank you so much ER

  • @522viper
    @522viper 4 года назад +3

    When I first seen this, I immediately thought it was a cross between a gopnik and a fan of the Beets from Doug.

  • @dspursuer
    @dspursuer 4 года назад +2

    I actually liked the irony in "what's a beatnik?" part a lot :D

  • @TheSandwichmann
    @TheSandwichmann 4 года назад +51

    I ate a really good Grilled Cheese using melted American cheese and toasted white bread, I hope you all get to eat a really good sandwich as well!

  • @420_Blazin
    @420_Blazin 4 года назад +1

    Get this man 1 million subs!

  • @hatz1107
    @hatz1107 4 года назад +6

    It never occurred to me that The Candy Man was one of "The Men"
    I dont know why, he just seems different from the others.

  • @orjay6745
    @orjay6745 4 года назад

    Rift having a 1 hour monologue is really the best.

  • @shootingstar175
    @shootingstar175 4 года назад +20

    Even most haters don't even dislike Rifts videos, at the time I'm writing this, this video only has 5 dislikes 💛, ignore them haters, they're just jealous ✨💫

    • @pencrash9289
      @pencrash9289 4 года назад +2

      These types of comments leave me so conflicted. Like, I wholeheartedly agree, however speaking of it only brings it to the attention of more of the attention seekers/haters.

    • @MagWasTaken
      @MagWasTaken 4 года назад

      @@pencrash9289 my point of disagreement is that I'm 99% sure these are just like farming comments. "look how few people dislike this thing we like. Emojis ✨✨✨"

    • @shootingstar175
      @shootingstar175 4 года назад +1

      @@MagWasTaken The first person was right. I accidentally attracted more haters!. 😕 ✨✨✨💫🌟

    • @shootingstar175
      @shootingstar175 4 года назад +1

      @@pencrash9289 That doesn't mean you shouldn't say it. That would be like if someone said to you not to stand up for what you believe is right because you might get more people being rude and horrible to you.

    • @bosniakslayer6614
      @bosniakslayer6614 4 года назад +1

      @@shootingstar175 they are bots not real people who are disliking alot of the time .

  • @LairdbairdVODS
    @LairdbairdVODS 3 года назад +1

    Love the An Extremely Goofy movie role play, keep up the great work Rift

  • @malleusmaleficarum2992
    @malleusmaleficarum2992 4 года назад +2

    Hey, no joke, but you really got me hooked on On The Road. You read it so nicely, I wished I could pay you to make it into an audiobook

  • @justasnail2878
    @justasnail2878 4 года назад

    This is my favorite video he’s made it’s so good and just gives me good vibes

  • @mrx-ray5975
    @mrx-ray5975 4 года назад +5

    Imagine if he did a lockpicking asmr and got his microphone to hear the pins and it would be a good show of skill...

  • @someperson8641
    @someperson8641 4 года назад

    I absolutely adore your ability to tell a story and your acting

  • @giornnogiovanna4466
    @giornnogiovanna4466 4 года назад +3

    Ephemeral: today I’m a beatnik
    Dudes named Nick: 😳😳

  • @ArmundJay
    @ArmundJay 4 года назад +1

    I swear, every new Rift video makes me want to turn all this lore into a Visual Novel more and more

  • @paulduenez9894
    @paulduenez9894 4 года назад +11

    Well if he’s doing a beatnik asmr he might well to do hippie asmr at some point

  • @spiffykun
    @spiffykun 4 года назад

    it's weird, i took a few days out of more than a week to watch this whole video. somehow, this is one of the best youtube videos i've ever watched.

  • @Appassionata41
    @Appassionata41 4 года назад +5

    This man is the Robert Schumann of asmr.

  • @juicedaone1153
    @juicedaone1153 4 года назад +1

    The coolest asmrtist out there ever

  • @wjbt3
    @wjbt3 4 года назад +39

    Grandpa got into my shrooms again, sorry guys

    • @LuminousRaindrop
      @LuminousRaindrop 4 года назад +1

      Lmao he’s a bit on the young side to be a grandfather 😂😂😂

    • @meatpile2859
      @meatpile2859 4 года назад +1

      @@LuminousRaindrop hes around 50 right? He could be a grandfather

    • @geturlife1694
      @geturlife1694 3 года назад +1

      Lmaoooo

  • @theycallmetiger7340
    @theycallmetiger7340 4 года назад +1

    I hope this beatnik returns in another video!!

  • @jaxonbaird8346
    @jaxonbaird8346 4 года назад +4

    My man ER is drippin' down

  • @TickleTipson-fh1tf
    @TickleTipson-fh1tf Месяц назад

    I use his videos as a way to see how much time has passed. I swear I remember this video posting and now it’s been 3 years

  • @saularias365
    @saularias365 4 года назад +3

    9:04 oooohh that's a good one right there 👏👏

  • @frankie3351
    @frankie3351 4 года назад

    It's videos like this where i"m like I seriously hope with every ounce of me that youtube is paying this man big bucks. Solid performance

  • @clutteryguy9747
    @clutteryguy9747 4 года назад +9

    its funny that i watched this after studying about Allan Watts.

  • @raidenhoskins1798
    @raidenhoskins1798 4 года назад +1

    Just got back from a hectic night and this is good to start my morning lol

  • @evelynk1300
    @evelynk1300 4 года назад +3

    Perfect timing as usual Uncle E!

  • @esthersummerson6749
    @esthersummerson6749 4 года назад

    Never could’ve imagined that beat ASMR would be a thing. Also, never would’ve thought it’d be the best thing ever. Gotta bless ole uncle E for making this happen.

  • @bdubbs4783
    @bdubbs4783 4 года назад +11

    Hey there cool cats
    How’s it sliding slick?
    Stay groovy

    • @Mar3eline
      @Mar3eline 4 года назад

      Dig man

    • @bdubbs4783
      @bdubbs4783 4 года назад

      Thanks for all the 7 likes ya, cool kitties. Just remember you daddy black cat be watching ya day and night

    • @yourmomsafurry1971
      @yourmomsafurry1971 4 года назад +1

      Aw fuck yeah bruv

    • @bdubbs4783
      @bdubbs4783 4 года назад

      You seem lika good groovy guy so ima chilax and watch my favorite blues band play

    • @dutchvanderlinde3227
      @dutchvanderlinde3227 4 года назад

      Ya cool boah

  • @OldGregg6782
    @OldGregg6782 4 года назад

    This is the only person to make slam poetry...chill.

  • @bubasa87
    @bubasa87 4 года назад +6

    So this is a beatnik? I've always wondered what that weird hairstyle from fallout meant.

  • @leeknight8838
    @leeknight8838 4 года назад

    Hey RIft, just wanted to say that I'm really enjoying the cross video character connections that you have made over time and the whole universe you have thought up that all of these entities exist in. It clearly represents everything you love about Lovecraft, DC and your own creations. Please don't ever think this aspect goes unnoticed or unappreciated, loving the content as always. Thanks once again for all that you do, both for us, yourself and the asmr community.

  • @arkham_co
    @arkham_co 4 года назад +13

    "beatniks are out to make it rich" - Donovan

    • @Vox1295
      @Vox1295 4 года назад

      Must be the season of the witch

    • @Finn-xq1zs
      @Finn-xq1zs 4 года назад +1

      @@Vox1295 a man with great taste i see

  • @blackstar_onjug
    @blackstar_onjug 4 года назад +1

    This guy can pull off so many looks its kinda crazy