Aye no problem daddy'O the down low on this lingo is that it sounds cringey as hell home skillet Times are changing cool cat we gotta get down with times man
if he's anti everything, he is anti Beatnik, which must mean he's pro everything, which means he's pro Beatnik, which creates what I call the Beatnik paradox
ER can you make a vid called “Never Running Out of Ideas ASMR” where it’s just you pulling out an infinite number of literal physical Ideas out of a bag for an hour :)
I love it... "I'm anti materialist, that's why I bought these bongos, this black turtleneck, glasses, and french beret." *Pauses and looks at things he bought realizing hypocrisy* "Yeah man"
in all of his videos he always just like it feels like a cut scene, and he’s a villain staring at you from a dark corner of a dark office, swirling whiskey in one hand and giving his villain monologue actually, can you do a video like that? Thats.. a really cool idea, actually, make a video where you’re a james bond type villain or a supervillain and you’re giving your supervillain monologue. I want it so bad. “pov you came home and found the villain sitting at your desk, to give you a sinister evil villain speech before he kills you” type of thing
Man I wanna record a concept album based on e. r. Universe. Wish I came up with that idea earlier, while I was still playing in the band. Dude, that'd be cool af
This is so peaceful and tranquil and makes me long for a time I was never a part of (and if they exist now, irl I would feel awkward as heck going to). ....Also I want to reach through the screen and flick away the white fuzzys on the Beatnik's cap
This man deserves that million subscriber mark. I don't like asmr that much, but the thought that he does this not because its easy content to make, in fact you can tell he puts a lot of effort into his work, but because he just wants to bring smiles and relaxation into people who need it's lives makes me feel like maybe this world isnt all bad.
Yes Mr. Beatnik I'm interviewing my mind, I'm in deep thought questioning myself why I'm relaxing to a grown man tapping on stuff and acting like a hippie.
Even most haters don't even dislike Rifts videos, at the time I'm writing this, this video only has 5 dislikes 💛, ignore them haters, they're just jealous ✨💫
These types of comments leave me so conflicted. Like, I wholeheartedly agree, however speaking of it only brings it to the attention of more of the attention seekers/haters.
@@pencrash9289 my point of disagreement is that I'm 99% sure these are just like farming comments. "look how few people dislike this thing we like. Emojis ✨✨✨"
@@pencrash9289 That doesn't mean you shouldn't say it. That would be like if someone said to you not to stand up for what you believe is right because you might get more people being rude and horrible to you.
Never could’ve imagined that beat ASMR would be a thing. Also, never would’ve thought it’d be the best thing ever. Gotta bless ole uncle E for making this happen.
Hey RIft, just wanted to say that I'm really enjoying the cross video character connections that you have made over time and the whole universe you have thought up that all of these entities exist in. It clearly represents everything you love about Lovecraft, DC and your own creations. Please don't ever think this aspect goes unnoticed or unappreciated, loving the content as always. Thanks once again for all that you do, both for us, yourself and the asmr community.
I mean, he's looking fresh, no denying that.
Se le ve bien fresco a mi pana. No te voy a mentir
Indeed, my fellow low budget profile friend!
He do be looking fresh don’t he
Truth
Yes sir
This man just straight up called the Prof a square and got away with it (for as far as we know) this guy’s a madman, we love to see it
Can I get a timestamp for that? I usually fall asleep in the first minute-
Ra 21:22
What are they gonna do, put him on drugs? Drugs don't do anything to the beatnik anymore
Rift looks like the guy that sits in the lecture hall 45 minutes before class starts
LOL
Remember being able to sit in lecture halls? Wack.
@@shurikenkat it’s been 80 years.
roasted
Not gonna lie, I really wish "cat" and "cool cat" were terms people still used
It still is if you're not a coward.
just use it... folks like to follow “new” stuff
Aye no problem daddy'O the down low on this lingo is that it sounds cringey as hell home skillet
Times are changing cool cat we gotta get down with times man
in jazz circles young kids are still saying "cat"
Be the change you wish to see in the world
The man actually buried his face in a cake. Im still so pleased.
I know right, now that’s compromise right there
Might not be the only cake he buries his face into 👀🤷🏻♂️😂
@@timelesssilence2541 How dare you say something so controversial
@@literalcode but so true -id like to be the next one-
The Beatnik's Professor Clemons impersonation was spot on
Crazy how he do that
Is my cat a cool human?
Is my human a cool cat?
*confusion*
My cat is a human, cool?
Any cats a cool cat, ya dig?
Is a cool cat my human?
This man is Leonardo Da Vinci for the ASMR world.
DA VINKI???
@Aiden SanMiguel I do as the Entity commands.
da vinki?
da vinki
Duvet Key
Hey there Cool Cats,
Remember to stay Groovy.
I am way to young to feel nostalgic over this, but I still am for some reason
Wanna know groovy? Listen to Come Together by The Beatles.
Also thanks
I might be wrong but isn't this two different decades
@@geminikid609 groovy is 60s hippy culture generally but that came from the beatnik culture in the 50s so I assume there was some overlap
I like how rift’s content is actually unique instead of just mukbangs and hardcore ear licking
And thats why he's one of the most well respected Asmartists in the community. Dudes a legend
I need to know where he got those glasses they just radiate cool cat energy man
They're called shades, like wow, tune in square...
Cus he's a cool cat
I have a pair from American eagle that look identical
if he's anti everything, he is anti Beatnik, which must mean he's pro everything, which means he's pro Beatnik, which creates what I call the Beatnik paradox
Brain not braininf
This man, isn’t just a man of culture.
He’s a man of all the cultures
Damn straight
Here's your 100th like Doom slayer
Opinion on the elder gods part 1?
@@jeremyjonson234 very good, really worth the wait
Thought you are busy in Urdak
Me: "Hey, he does a good Corvus voice"
Me: *Realizes Rift is also Corvus*
You're losing it man, it's impossible that Rift is Corvus or The Beatnik. They're 3 different persons.
@@CrickettoSantalune yeah, agreed. ER has to travel the rifts and through time to find these guys and invite them to do videos for his channel.
Hey Wisco, tell me what’s more embarrassing, Beloit or Janesville?
@@gaberodriguez7938 its beloit, man.
Lol
Hes gotta be the most creative ASMRtist I've seen
so it would seem
Has been always will be
No he is the greatest is the most creative ASMRtist ever
He is 😄
AsmrVirgin
ER can you make a vid called “Never Running Out of Ideas ASMR” where it’s just you pulling out an infinite number of literal physical Ideas out of a bag for an hour :)
Actually, this is a great idea! I hope he sees this
He did something like this a year or 2 ago with a whiteboard
"The best asmr video ever" i think
Hes done the opposite its called the day i run out of ideas
I would’ve called the groovy sanctuary “The Beatatorium”
Yes
I almost choked on saliva and hahas. This is not a joke
I'm looking this video right at the time where nobody has finished the video yet (except, obviously, ER), exciting times to be alive
Hmm. The last chapter of this video is called "Later Man." When will we get to meet the "Later Man?"
LaTeR
He has chronic procrastination and teaches the art to others
Lili Crow no that’s the “I’ll do it later man” the later man sells moments from the future in bottles.
@@anthonybermudez3911 that's fucking
g a l a x y b r a i n
@@whack6102 did you talk to the later man?
I love this Beatnik, please bring him back again some time
i don't know why but this character looks like he coulda been a Disney original.
that one girl from the goofy movie
@Knight Fall wow, I haven't watched that in years
Soul?
He talks like K.K slider. I love it, it’s so cute.
Lux The Pup haha yes!
You're cute
hoping you realize K.K. Slider is based on Beatnik-stereotypes from way back when, yes?
@@AuxCordUnplug nice name lmaooo
H
This is my favorite guy no questions asked, he is even better than my pets.
Dude you ain' 'ave any pets
You are your pets' pet mannnn
Well he is the _coolest cat_
@Karvakulmio There are some people who type the way they speak.
"Interviewing your brains" sounds suspiciously like a video idea.
I would be funny if you and some other asmrtist made an hateful eight roleplay. Of random dialog in a wagon.
Tarantino inspired ASMR? Im here for it.
This actually sounds pretty good to me
This needs more likes
Bottling and jarring herbs. This is the best background.
TheCrashing Moon 💥🌛
I love it... "I'm anti materialist, that's why I bought these bongos, this black turtleneck, glasses, and french beret." *Pauses and looks at things he bought realizing hypocrisy* "Yeah man"
Somehow I feel like ER finally showed us his natural form
Looks like his hands are detached from his body and moving by themselves. Once you notice it, you cant unsee it.
I mean, considering the Beatnik is in the Arkham sanitarium, I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the case.
The range man THE RANGE!! 👍🏼
Paul looks like Leon: The Professional, but with a beard
Are you maybe from Croatia???
Lmaoo trueee
His name is Paul????
@@DuKbuK2 yes
@@x24Templar that's right
the reflection in the shades is rift’s *chefs kiss* - honestly takes this to the next level. a master of his craft.
In the minute 15:19 it sounds like when you have a skeleton nearby in minecraft
Yeah or when he gets hit/dies hahah good ear!
Yeah that's strange.
@@finleywaye hahah yeah I was hearing the asmr and hear that then I was like bruh, that was a minecraft skeleton
You’re so right
omg why is it so close
Can't believe I just passed up on that sand shake, bro... That was wack decision on my part, brother.
Damn this outfit slaps bruh .
Absolutely love it !
Modern fav. Get so much play out of this vid. Fallen asleep to it at least a dozen times. IMO, one of Rift’s best.
i hope the ephemeral rift gets 1m subscribers, he really deserves it and does really good asnr.
Man's got that Three Blind Mice drip🔥🔥
This beatnik guy is amazing, he sounds exactly like Corvus AND the professor!
am just gonna say this, CLEAN.
in all of his videos
he always just like
it feels like a cut scene, and he’s a villain staring at you from a dark corner of a dark office, swirling whiskey in one hand and giving his villain monologue
actually, can you do a video like that? Thats.. a really cool idea, actually, make a video where you’re a james bond type villain or a supervillain and you’re giving your supervillain monologue. I want it so bad.
“pov you came home and found the villain sitting at your desk, to give you a sinister evil villain speech before he kills you” type of thing
I haven’t met a new character in about a year... I’ve watched so much of your videos. Thank you for the new character ER. Thank you so much
Yooo uncle E comin in with the heat!
Don’t buy weed at the gas station
I feel like the "I don't know where this southern like accent is coming from" is a bit of the Beatnik and a bit of Rift.
Man I wanna record a concept album based on e. r. Universe. Wish I came up with that idea earlier, while I was still playing in the band. Dude, that'd be cool af
16:46 "I didn't know if this was a dream, or somebody laced my spliff." Saying that with a straight face deserves some sort of award.
Always love his creativity! He's always so unique and a pretty cool guy.
I think that asmr librarian with book tapping, page sounds, reading, and other library things would be nice. I love your videos they help me sleep.
Nice profile pick
ArdentMuskrat13 thanks i made it myself
For some reason, I get the feeling that ER somehow found a large amount of colored sand in his possession.
😂
We need to see more of this chap
This is getting me through writing thermal transmittance spreadsheets
Not gonna lie one of the better role plays you’ve done in my opinion.
Just about all of his work is pretty good in its own way
The man that never runs out of ideas
This is precisely what I needed after a long day of school and work. Big money.
This is so peaceful and tranquil and makes me long for a time I was never a part of (and if they exist now, irl I would feel awkward as heck going to).
....Also I want to reach through the screen and flick away the white fuzzys on the Beatnik's cap
You are a part of my nighttime routine!
Always the last one!
Keep up the good work man
That's the coolest Boomer I've ever seen
*Drummer
Bruh he's only 48 😭
This man deserves that million subscriber mark. I don't like asmr that much, but the thought that he does this not because its easy content to make, in fact you can tell he puts a lot of effort into his work, but because he just wants to bring smiles and relaxation into people who need it's lives makes me feel like maybe this world isnt all bad.
POV: You Come Across A Stranger On Red Dead Redemption 2 Whilst Looking For A Tailor In Saint Denis.
This one is definitely my favorite. Please make a part 2 or something. It’s so good
Sir are you legally allowed to have that much drip
I like your pfp bro
When you gets into Character he fits it so well his attitude and his posture and everything always matches his characters
Yes Mr. Beatnik I'm interviewing my mind, I'm in deep thought questioning myself why I'm relaxing to a grown man tapping on stuff and acting like a hippie.
I was going to talk about how creative this man is, but it looks like they already did. Every video I am impressed, it has no limits at all. Amazing.
This character reminds me of a local musician who I used to like as a kid. Very comfy.
Your creativity and dedication is an inspiration to us all. Thank you so much ER
When I first seen this, I immediately thought it was a cross between a gopnik and a fan of the Beets from Doug.
I actually liked the irony in "what's a beatnik?" part a lot :D
I ate a really good Grilled Cheese using melted American cheese and toasted white bread, I hope you all get to eat a really good sandwich as well!
Thank you sandwich man
Thank you sandwich man
Thanks sandwich man, I appreciate it!
Thank you sandwich man
I don’t like sandwiches
Get this man 1 million subs!
It never occurred to me that The Candy Man was one of "The Men"
I dont know why, he just seems different from the others.
Rift having a 1 hour monologue is really the best.
Even most haters don't even dislike Rifts videos, at the time I'm writing this, this video only has 5 dislikes 💛, ignore them haters, they're just jealous ✨💫
These types of comments leave me so conflicted. Like, I wholeheartedly agree, however speaking of it only brings it to the attention of more of the attention seekers/haters.
@@pencrash9289 my point of disagreement is that I'm 99% sure these are just like farming comments. "look how few people dislike this thing we like. Emojis ✨✨✨"
@@MagWasTaken The first person was right. I accidentally attracted more haters!. 😕 ✨✨✨💫🌟
@@pencrash9289 That doesn't mean you shouldn't say it. That would be like if someone said to you not to stand up for what you believe is right because you might get more people being rude and horrible to you.
@@shootingstar175 they are bots not real people who are disliking alot of the time .
Love the An Extremely Goofy movie role play, keep up the great work Rift
Hey, no joke, but you really got me hooked on On The Road. You read it so nicely, I wished I could pay you to make it into an audiobook
This is my favorite video he’s made it’s so good and just gives me good vibes
Imagine if he did a lockpicking asmr and got his microphone to hear the pins and it would be a good show of skill...
I absolutely adore your ability to tell a story and your acting
Ephemeral: today I’m a beatnik
Dudes named Nick: 😳😳
I swear, every new Rift video makes me want to turn all this lore into a Visual Novel more and more
Well if he’s doing a beatnik asmr he might well to do hippie asmr at some point
I would love that
it's weird, i took a few days out of more than a week to watch this whole video. somehow, this is one of the best youtube videos i've ever watched.
This man is the Robert Schumann of asmr.
The coolest asmrtist out there ever
Grandpa got into my shrooms again, sorry guys
Lmao he’s a bit on the young side to be a grandfather 😂😂😂
@@LuminousRaindrop hes around 50 right? He could be a grandfather
Lmaoooo
I hope this beatnik returns in another video!!
My man ER is drippin' down
I use his videos as a way to see how much time has passed. I swear I remember this video posting and now it’s been 3 years
9:04 oooohh that's a good one right there 👏👏
Wow, yess 👏🏽♥️👍🏾
@@klickingkayasmr7585 👏💙👍
It's videos like this where i"m like I seriously hope with every ounce of me that youtube is paying this man big bucks. Solid performance
its funny that i watched this after studying about Allan Watts.
Just got back from a hectic night and this is good to start my morning lol
Perfect timing as usual Uncle E!
Never could’ve imagined that beat ASMR would be a thing. Also, never would’ve thought it’d be the best thing ever. Gotta bless ole uncle E for making this happen.
Hey there cool cats
How’s it sliding slick?
Stay groovy
Dig man
Thanks for all the 7 likes ya, cool kitties. Just remember you daddy black cat be watching ya day and night
Aw fuck yeah bruv
You seem lika good groovy guy so ima chilax and watch my favorite blues band play
Ya cool boah
This is the only person to make slam poetry...chill.
So this is a beatnik? I've always wondered what that weird hairstyle from fallout meant.
Hey RIft, just wanted to say that I'm really enjoying the cross video character connections that you have made over time and the whole universe you have thought up that all of these entities exist in. It clearly represents everything you love about Lovecraft, DC and your own creations. Please don't ever think this aspect goes unnoticed or unappreciated, loving the content as always. Thanks once again for all that you do, both for us, yourself and the asmr community.
"beatniks are out to make it rich" - Donovan
Must be the season of the witch
@@Vox1295 a man with great taste i see
This guy can pull off so many looks its kinda crazy