SCP Files Review - Foundation Volunteer Program Episode 1 | ASMR
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
- Welcome to a special prerecorded video broadcast from site [EXPUNGED] which all Foundation personnel have been strongly urged to watch. Mr. █ examines a select number of SCP files listed below in accordance with the new Foundation Volunteer Program.
00:04:50 SCP-055
00:10:00 SCP-001
00:16:14 SCP-4999
00:22:04 SCP-1000
00:27:26 SCP-087
00:31:45 SCP-426
00:35:30 SCP-902
00:38:50 SCP-294
00:42:08 SCP-3008
00:46:15 SCP-4000
00:51:24 SCP-231
00:57:39 SCP-106
For more detailed information on these anomalies or any others, please refer to the Foundation intranet site: www.scp-wiki.net/
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I was fairly sure he was just going to read scp 055 over and over again, and keep forgetting about it, but he didn't even read it once!
Great joke
I see you, I see you.
Very clever lmaooo
Wtf is SCP 055?
@@jordanator7199 a creature where you completely forget everything that you learned about it
He should do a hiding from scp during a breach video.
I had dream about hiding from a horrific monster in a dark office once.
It wasn't fun. Definitely one of the weirdest nightmares I've ever had.
The next day I learned about Scp.
That’s me hiding from (the sun, sleep paralysis demons, buildings, tech, anything) due to everything being a possible scp
This would be awesome. Also I've had sleep paralysis but I have NEVER seen a demon. Just simply couldn't move and felt an insane weight stopping me from moving. Maybe mines invisible.
Sleep paralysis is a b word
Hey I get sleep paralysis too! I also get Night-(Mares) without SP which suck, and false awakenings 😳 brains are mean
I didn’t think this would get leaked.. I think we’ll have to tell dr Ham, oh wait.
@Van DeVan The History Man what about the other guy
@@northernmostrat what about the other guy?
@@lunarbishop3633 Dr.Itkin
@@northernmostrat I don't think you got what I doing
@@northernmostrat he meant what about him not who is he
The IKEA gets me every time as a former worker.
That Generic Guy I honestly don't think I could ever work at an IKEA, just because of that story. It would be on my mind constantly. Definitely in my top 3.
Going in an Ikea made me feel that way.
Turn your boring job into a fun time,
1 kill the customers
2 kill the customers
3 KILL THEM GUY, DO IT THEY ARE IN THERE BEOND STORE HOURS
4 (don’t listen to anything I said and just break the glass and crap in the model toilets. Screw everyone. )
That Generic Guy do you mean the infinite ikea
As someone listening to this for the first time in an IKEA Staff Caf, I share your concerns
I to, get lost in IKEA and blame it on an anomaly. Your secret is safe with me.
Lmaooooooo
Me: blinks
SCP-173: swiggity swacted your neck is now *[REDACTED]*
😂
(dear leader! ☺️)
🤣
Would you say that you are, in fact, the truest follower of my cult?
@@jimpickens5691 Kevin shall be called
Copy thats from reddit normie
SCP 4999 Seems like a chill dude, it looks like he only want the dying person to be comfortable up until they pass
Honestly my new favorite scp. It's such a fascinating idea
I’m with you dude I’d chill with him
Those superiors better tell him to do this more often I loved this
Never in my life did expect the word "anti-meme" to be spoken in my immediate vicinity and i am without words.
when did this happen, it must have escaped my mind, please remind me.
bibbaTM now that you mention it, i can't remember it being said either...
Cailyn Aube strange...
Scp 55's description has anti meme
@@jakeg.1089 a what?
This has to be the happiest I've felt entering a new series. Praise to the Rift!
I wish you talked about SCP-055.
He did lol
@@maksymilians931 t h a t s t h e j o k e
@@dianauwu1312
I wish you played tag with SCP-049
B0I
Random Mechanicus Guy r/woooosh
We're not sure what you mean
I don't know what kind of witchcraft you are doing but
*your voice*
*puts*
*me*
*to sleep...*
Uncle Rift is secretly an unknown SCP with the ability to put anyone to sleep by keeping them occupied over an extended period of time
Ahhh...that's not sleep, it's the memetic kill agent kicking in.
So that means he is a S.C.P
Phillip Frederic Nülle Don’t forget about its ability to take any form and modify its surroundings. It’s subjects who are exposed not only fall asleep but often gain immediate and severe addiction to its voice. It’s goals are unknown.
I think it was Clemmons who had a foundation logo on his desk a few years ago, and I was pretty sure the foundation was canon in the rift universe, but gosh have I been waiting for you to start doing readings
He had , he had
...Is Arkam Sanitarium a containment site for SCP's? Maybe William cut a deal with the Foundation.
I think the Sanitarium itself is an SCP.
@@GrandRezero Cthulhu ? Just 2317's brother
I was thinking that too wow
Me and the boys recontaining 106 be like
AAAÆAÀAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Cain Redmond SCP-106 has been successfully contained.
thank you for your service
SCP-106 has been moved to site (REDACTED)
106: escape containment
femur breaker: *Oh, shit, here we go again.*
Dear SCP Employee, this correspondence is to alert you that the director wishes to accelerate your broadcasts. You have permission (and encouragement) to cover more SCP files in the near future. We look forward to your work. Sincerely, [REDACTED]
Termination requested by O5-4 vote pending.
HOLY *[REDACTED]* HOLY *[REDACTED]*
WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT ALL THIS STUFF TODAY, AND IM ALREADY SO EXCITED
Gierom guy_does_nothing_productive
Scp or asmr?
@@Amphibian42 scp
welcome to a whoooooole new and incredible universe, bro.
Gierom guy_does_nothing_productive Check out Volgun if you haven’t, he does really nice readings of scps
@@bean1127 ayt, will do
this really triggers my *[REDACTED]*
106 Likes
This really triggers my *gun*
LeL
Me: everytime i wake up, i see his face
Ephemeral rift: *new video*
Cubin I CRIED AHAHHA
Get a load of this *[REDACTED]*
Ephemeral Rift straight up doing SCP readings? This man knows exactly what I want before I even know I want it.
Me: **Hits toe on table**
Me: *[REDACTED]*
When you hear some person saying "i am the cure"
**screams in scp torture**
dog screams in D class
Bruh I'm literally gonna be a plague doctor for halloween xD
RUN
*puts on Scp-714*
Torture you say?
*brings out the femur breaker*
I love that he's just running through those scp files and doesn't give a sh*t about clearance levels
Me: *clicks and turns volume up*
RUclips: “A foolish choice.”
Me: *has to listen to a 15 second unskippable rock music ad while contemplating wether or not i should go get my ears checked to see if they are ruined*
Burlier Earth7 that’s why I have Certube
Nice
Well is not that bad uncle E loves rock
RUclips:so you choose death!
*laughs in RUclips Premium membership*
Oh! I really hope this series continues, I’ve always been fascinated by the SCP concept / world but never really knew how to get into it. Your voice is perfect for reading out these files, it’s the type of voice that keeps you interested and relaxed at the same time but not to a point where I zonk out ( that being said the more “mindless” ASMR like random questions are a blessing that knocks me out. )
On a side note, I would honestly LOVE to see you do something with the Fallout universe, more so in relation to vaults and experiments. I feel like you could do a lot with that. Maybe as a VAULT TECH employer setting up tests? I’m rambling but I hope you have a nice day !!
Just remember folks SCP-049 is in no mood for japing.
listening to this while cycling. now i feel like something is chasing me. oh well.
I'm listening to get sleepy in a dark room. That white face from the staircase made me kinda nervous.
what if u fall asleep and hit a tree or something, silly wheel man
@@FrenchToast663 nah,i don't fall asleep while excercising. still alive and healthy.
Whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK UP.
@@FrenchToast663 little dog... Small dog... Little dog...
I love this more than the wind coming from my voice box can express.
me: reads only SCP
*CLICKS AS FAST AS SONIC*
Imagine not knowing ER does ASMR and you find this..
Me too
oia, brasileiro que gosta da SCP foundation, que raridade.
Duck Animations XD sonic moves at speed of sound
But nice try
@SANS______ it is outdated science. Light also has a mass -> so possibilities exist, that there is some particle faster than light.
edit:
aight scratch that. Light weighs nothing when in a perfect vacuum. so speed of light can only be achieved by either having no mass or bending space (which would not be speed per se)
I was literally watching an scp video when I got this notification. This takes priority.
Damn, I see why Bright and 05-3 is wanting this taken DOWN.
How are we meant to continue our research when half of us are asleep!?
I demand a raise!
(Good video though, still using it to relax after the next 682 termination test)
For [REDACTED] Users
00:04:50 SCP-055
00:10:00 SCP-001
00:16:14 SCP-4999
00:22:04 SCP-1000
00:27:26 SCP-087
00:31:45 SCP-426
00:35:30 SCP-902
00:38:50 SCP-294
00:42:08 SCP-3008
00:46:15 SCP-4000
00:51:24 SCP-231
00:57:39 SCP-106
Ty
Scp 055 was not in the video
Did you take your class w amnsetics
@@Random_Tech-PriestIt was you bot it was the Anti Meme
@@Gucciman-wb8bg I was making a joke dipshit
I love how he [REDACTED] and [EXPUNGED] most of the descripton
*REDACTION EXPUNGIFIES*
I just realized a thing:
SCP universe doesn't use a single non-existing containment method ex. Plasma Induced Anti gravity etc...
But almost ground level sophisticated easy to make functional containment units like a concrete box.
(Yes i know for example Kain (or Able i dont remember) is kept in a coffin made of some 4th level Warp fuckery substance, but you get the point.
Basically our universe if area 51 raid worked.
And any weird pseudoscience can be chalked up to other foundation objects, like the myriad of things in one of the 001 proposals
*_PRAISE OUR HOLY LEADER, EPHERMAL RIFT FOR GRANTING US THIS GIFT FROM THE GODS!_*
🙏
Cthulhu accepts your thanks.
@@colonclosedparantheses293 Cthulhu demands sacrifice!
Minor correction: Elder gods
@@FrenchToast663 The word you are looking for is breakfast my dear cultist.
SCP-4999 is the only scp that can give me warm fuzzy feelings. What he represents pairs nicely with an asmr video and i was happy when i saw him in here
We are getting real close to that John Wick asmr
It was a bad idea trying to sleep with this, i actually had nightmares and felt something was watching me lol
Luis same bro
It is possible that SCP-001 exist in this timeline you will be detained for questioning
I've heard rumors that the superiors are impressed with the results of FVP and have greenlighted frequent repetition thereof.
Man when you go to read the [REDACTED], but all you get is [DATA EXPUNGED].
Me: Ooh, he's doing an SCP video, I wonder if my favourite one, 087, will make an appearance. Nah, that nightmare fuel is probably not cut out for ASMR.
ER:
Which one is 087 again XD I have been freaked out way too much today so I don't wanna look it up tbh
@@10_river_31 The stairs, in case you were still wondering
OMG YES. Never thought I'd see you do an [REDACTED] Video. Much thanks! Keep up the great work!
I love SCP and am super glad u did this thank you man
This is actually what I have been waiting for. Thank you so much for getting to this moment. Loved your videos from the start and I can't wait to see more
SCP-001: * requires personel to have 05 clearance to be aware of it's existence *
this guy: it's on the website, just look it up
Love how much effort you put, i mean, even the description? damn
This was too damned interesting to fall asleep to. Please more of this. I found it wildly compelling to listen to.
I've probably come back to this video twenty times since it debuted, and I truly can't wait for the next installment of this! Thank you so much, Uncle E.
Is that the spy from tf2? The one who holds your hand when you die.
Cameron Money "Scp-4999 is the spy from tf2, change my mind"
@@cailynaube I cant it is true
You gave me flashbacks to when I used to read low-rated entries. I remember one that was some talking green slime that, and I quote, “sounds like the sniper voice from tf2” Lack of punctuation and all.
@@another_random_ace8820 oof
This makes me very [REDACTED], thank you sir
I love this! I have been interested in the SCP lore for years and I’m a huge fan of the channel. Put another of these episodes up ASAP!
This is my new favorite series already and its only episode 1! Thanks uncle E!
Looking dapper my guy!
I wasn’t really feeling it at first, but I’m definitely hooked now and waiting for episode 2!!!
This video is absolutely spectacular! The amount of time that must have been put into the creation of this universe, the script, and the props must have taken ages. This is true commitment and ingenuity on ER’s part. Bravo man bravo.
Best description ever! Thank you, Uncle Rift!
I'm not sure about *[REDACTED]* but *[REDACTED]* in *[REDACTED]* seems a lot more dangerous than *[REDACTED]* might want to look into that Dr. *[REDACTED]*
I liked the way you tackled the endless waste of bark-covered plants.
Your videos are a godsend. Anxiety, loud roommates, working nights, getting to bed far past when i should, it makes it very difficult to fall asleep,
But i put this video on, and I'm out in 20 minutes. Heavenly.
THANK you so much for this video ER! I approve and happily await for more SCP stuff!!
Me: *wakes up*
ER posts a new video.
Also me: aight goodnight
There's something about the "Episode 1" in the title that makes me unexplicably gibby. Awesome video as always Papa Rift
Rift, I applaud you for editing your usual description with SCP style inserts.
Love the immersion and dedication in this channel, thank you!
I love Epheremal Rift so much...like I love the roleplays and all of his characters
I've never clicked so slow in my life. I guess I wasn't in the mood for sleeping.
Dude is it just me or scp-4999 sounds like the nicest/coolest person ever like a angel sitting with you and getting ready to take you up.
Rift... I've been watching your stuff for some time now and this... is by far fantastic.. had me hooked from the start, brilliant, do more! Please! 🤘👌👌
Oh hell yeah the good stuff, i love this type of stuff.
Oh a new descripti-
[REDACTED]
...did he legit remove all nouns? Damn the dedication!
This is by far my favourite video!! I used to listen to creepypastas for sleep but switched to ER because it knocks me out faster...SCP is such a gift ER has given to me! Keep on the great work!! Thank you for helping my insomnia!
Super excited to see this become a series!
Your beard is awesome and I love your calm voice too. 👍😀😴
RAISA why is my [DATA EXPUNGED] shown in [DATA EXPUNGED] when I type it out
I've been falling asleep to this basically every night since this came out. I love it so much!
Yes! I discovered SCP because of your 049 video and have come to enjoy them quite a bit. I am super excited to see more SCP content from you, especially seeing "Episode 1," implying there are more of these to come.
My dream career......being a Class D personnel.
Try saying that with a straight face when you are being [RADACTED] by scp 096
@@thatshyguy9573 i think you meant [REDACTED]
ShaunTheCHB literally the worst fate, waking up without any knowledge of who you are and what is happening, and being used in experiments that will kill me, and if not the foundation will 30 days after.
George Khidasheli
Thanks
i love getting earaped in secret laboratory and praising the almighty nut, so yes, i agree.
I have a question. What if I am the anomaly?
Ah shit here we go [REDACTED]
Thank you uncle E, I had a stress attack minutes ago, and I still bad about that, then I open youtube just to see two things combined together in format of video, you, and SCP foundation.
Thank you
I've been wanting SCP ASMR forever! I am so glad you did this. Surely going to be a favorite video, at least until the amnestics kick in
I just woke up, but I guess I'm going back to sleep.
Twist he’s dr bright in rifts body
This is brilliant. Would appreciate more of this. Introduced me to SCP, very grateful dude!
Omg E.R you did it again! Another video that puts me right to sleep! Now I have a total of 3 of your videos of yours that put me right to sleep! Thx so much! 😁😁
*looks at likes*
Huh, 404 guess it's *[REDACTED]*
So basically, SCP-001 is an angel.
Hell, I’m down to be involved with that
Well, It really depends on which proposal you read.
Isnt the real one is the factory lmao
Could also be the Sun itself. I like that 001 has multiple entries
Like an optimistic Lovecraft
The Guardian of the Garden: "I stand and I make sure no one gets back in here. You fuckers had one job, ONE JOB."
This is probably my favorite of the year so far. Loved it.
So glad to see a video mentioning SCP-4999, he's always been a favorite SCP of mine and I figure he'd be right up your alley.
Background we don’t know: Ephemeral Rift is actually a high ranking official at the Foundation and these videos just exist to make us think it’s just some stories. But little do we know he uses SCP’s in all his videos to put us to sleep
Its a cognitohazard
Can you please do some of the lesser known ones for pt 2, the main ones are great and all but I'd love to learn more about the more obscure ones.
E.R: Employees
Me: FOUNDATION PERSONNEL
Hah! I found your channel a while ago, and I’m starting to get into your content a bit more. I’m ecstatic that you’re doing some SCP content, I love it so much.
This is my 3rd attempt at actually watching, and understanding the video. I didn't make it past SCP-001 the first 2 times. Also forgot what the first one was... Weird.
SCP + ER = A match made in *[REDACTED]*
Phenomenal video, already excited for the follow up in 2020!
So glad you're going into more scp stuff!
Who else was pleasantly surprised with the [REDACTED] Description?
Attention! All personnel, we have received information about a potential (REDACTED) information breach of (REDACTED), (REDACTED) and others. All foundation personnel should be wary of this individual as he has taken the guise of Dr(DATA EXUNGED) and has inserted himself in one of our facilities. The anomalous properties of this individual are not yet fully understood, but as far as we know, this individual has the ability to completely change personas depending on the clothes it wears, the accent it takes and the desired styling of hair and facial hair it wears. The Foundation is attempting to locate this breach of documentation effective immediately, although locating which facility this individual recorded and leaked the documentation from has proven difficult, given the aforementioned ability to change persona, and that the released video it seems was pre-recorded and released while utilizing some kind of signal hopper (we received reports from all facilities on the continent of (REDACTED) claiming to have been the source of the breach). Continued vigilance is required by all staff members to help locate and bring this possible “Anomalous Whistleblower” in to foundation custody. Thank you.
I missed your serialised lore videos, I'm looking forward to more of these
great content as always love the scp stuff