Relax with SCP-049 | ASMR
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- You have somehow managed to find yourself in the containment cell of SCP-049. After you reveal the purpose of your visit, SCP-049 is more than willing to help you. This takes place at some point after most of the events that have been documented here: www.scp-wiki.ne...
Unfamiliar with "ASMR"? Please see the bottom of this description.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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*calls the foundation*
Ye, he's here, he is doing *that* thing again
😆😆😆😆😆
The ASMR or the *Other other* thing
Just let him do it, it keeps him busy. More of this means less murder.
Also I need a sleep aid.
-Dr. Alto Clef, Chief Defenestrator
you're thinking of 049-J
Hello toshinori
This is what pops up in your recommendations when you listen to small amounts of asmr and lots of videos on the scp foundation
RUclips Algorithm heard you wanted to be purified to sleep.
It’s spelt plague :)
Exohunter239 thanks dude I’m really tired
So true
Oh no, did you go sentient again, oh great halloween costume?
Alright, who released SCP-049 and gave him a microphone..
God dammit D-Classes
*points to Dr.Bright* I think he is the one who doing this...
@@RRTSMPlayz time to put that down on *THINGS DR BRIGHT ISN'T ALLOWED TO DO IN THE SCP FOUNDATION* list
Yesss
@@furociousarts Dr Bright is not aloud to use SCP-049 For RUclips fame.
@@furociousarts I can hear SCP ILLUSTRATED already
049: “Do not jape with me...”
Me: “Sir, I would never j-walk and vape at the same time, it’s too uncivilized.”
I W O U L D T H O
What does jape mean
@@dplyup4825
It means “a practical joke”
@@dplyup4825 jape means to mess with and jest with in an annoying manner
@@harrowingseer ooooooooo thank u💅
Me: Sniffs
SCP-049: _P E S T I L E N C E._
Also have an E
E
E
E
E
_free him_
*_the world needs him now_*
when the hell did this get 2.8k likes its not even that funny
Yes free scp-049
If you go on google earth if you look it up you can actually find the scp foundation so if we get like a million people to sign up on Facebook we could raid the foundation (they can’t stop us all)
@@siren7567 alrighty LET'S GO!!
*I need him to cure me of Corona-*
.... what if he got free and that’s the problem?
Coronavirus: **spreads all around the world**
SCP-049: my time to shine.
LMAO SO TRUE THO
Overhaul be like
Scp 049:Don't worry guys I'll clutch up the gulag and save you all soon very soon
For Halloween ima be a plague doctor, it’s just necessary
Katie Mortensen I was thinking more like a hazmat suit
It's interesting that this is actually a really accurate portrayal of SCP-049. It mentions in the notes on his file that when not in his "aggressive state", he's a really reasonable guy, talking with researchers, sharing experiments, and all-around acting like an upstanding man of science. If a human were to ever get offered to him, minus the ASMR and a lack of accent (which has no particular origin) this is probably how they'd get treated.
scp 049 is french so he have french accent
how much relaxing and calm do you want your voice?
Scp-049: *o u i*
English (how it sounds) Plage Doctor.
French (how it sounds) Ploge Docteir.
(French music starts to play.)
@@pollortie6658 *baguette*
I actually speak french.
Still not good enough at it.
Tu n'es pas un docteur
-SCP 049
@@pollortie6658 Tu n'es* pas un docteur
@@__-vk1zb I am still "learning" french... I dont know how to respond but thank you??
What kind of disease do you cure?
049: *Y e s*
S l e e p disease
No disease he’s an scp
VS H r/woooosh
0:49
All of them
It is weird that SCP-049 has returned my tingles during this video? Have they been finally contained? Has I been cured of the pestilence?
ElOsoUgui Yes! You’ve been cured! A successful curing of the pestilence!
Yes, yes, and yes
Yep
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
ᴏᴡᴏ
The listener is basically now an scp that is mute, shy, is able to communicate with other scp’s with no harm done to them, and afraid of others
Holy shit yeah
Holy crap that is so true
Yes, they are very friendly. And I had no knowing of their affiliation as to being another anomaly. I was not amused. But, as I had said, they are friendly.
so almost scp-999
@@lps-emily guess so but minus the fact we’re not a blob
6:41 When you're 6 minutes into plauge and chill and he gives you this look:
I literally choked laughing
For a second I thought autocorrect changed it to coked
HAHAHAHA perfect! Have your damn like you earned it!
@@heckwaffle2363 Omg thanks!!! XDD
Well, I'm pleased XD
Scp-049: may I offer you a drink?
Me: yes
Scp-049: no? That’s fine.
Me: -_-
@@ZeroIsALowlife my brudda
Fine then, I'll offer myself to a drink.
@@e-tree *creates a glass of (insert drink here) from thin air*
@@ZeroIsALowlife Says who?! They're clearly mine!
@@ZeroIsALowlife epic
"Im not going to bother taking your pulse"
Good because it stopped a while ago
LMAO, GOOD ONE
Because he touched your eyelids/face and in the article it said “when skin makes direct contact with a human’s skin, the human suffers (redacted) and dies within moments.” Eye lids are skin which cover the eyes, so he touched your eye lids and you suffer something and ‘die’ but you are still somehow alive.
@@omegadragons321 He's not touching us with his skin though, he's wearing surgical gloves
@XxWOLFxX Hmmmmm....... yeah you know what, you’re right. Thank you for letting me know!
His entire body and suit is skin they did an X-ray on scp 049
"Reanimated"?
Dude I basically have to reanimate myself when I wake up in the morning.
*MoOd*
Self necromancer
Just for school though, right?
I JUST REALIZED YOUR USERNAME IS "I am Unicron"
Hello fellow Transformers fan XD
@@Nightingale0666
Hello! XD
Roses are red,
I can’t afford a vape,
SCP-049 does not want to jape!
Thats almost a haiku
dj od pretty sure the last line has 11 syllables buddy
Makoto yuki
Only the first line fits a haiku.
The second is a syllable too short and the third way too long.
What does that mean
Derek Thompson not rhyming isn’t a requirement.
It's been 4 years. I still cannot. Stop. Coming. Back. To this video. I PHYSICALLY CANNOT STOP REWATCHING THIS VIDEO. It's THAT good.
SCP 49: this...very clean scalpel
*crusty ass scalpel in his hand*
Does It Matter If The Knife Is More Crusty Than My Ashy Sahara Desert Lips?!
Scalpels scare me... O_O
Looks like someone crapped on it :/
Well I mean he is based off a MEDIVAL plague doctor and back then things were not sanitized
Me: *sees scp 49 instead of scp-049 * that wasn’t very cash money of you
Btw I’m just kidding
049: "i will use this very clean scalpel"
sir it looks like you just tried to eat a whole plate of curry with that-
049: "and that's how i lost my medical licence"
Oh my god thanks for exsisting man xDDD
My friend you are a genius we need medic in a bird mask asmring SOMEONE WORK ON THIS PLZ
🤣
7:00 Huh. So that's where the skeleton went.
That medic is a spy
I love how he sounds both detached (like a normal doctor) and caring at the same time, it's a weird combination. You can see how he seems to try and put the patient before his work, especially when he offers crackers.
He's just trying to help cure people so he's like a regular doctor.
@@jaspoayzzz8111 Not to ruin the parade but he kills those who he believes cant be cured and turns them into horrifying undead creatures
@@arrogantdj9921 not the worst thing that happened to me
@@arrogantdj9921 Well yeah there's that too lo
@@arrogantdj9921 that's not really his fault tho, he just wants to cure people
*Regular ASMRS*
This is nice...
*SCP ASMRS*
But I like this
Im ur 100th like dude
Oh
imagine scp 682 doing a asmr XD that would be funny or scp 999
397
litterly me XD
SCP-049 is so nice, he doesn't like causing undue pain, he takes great care in calming his patients down and making them feel better before he cuts them open and does his experiments. If I had to die by SCP I'd pick him to do it lol
I CAN JUST IMAGINE “So I have this” *LIP SMACKS* “jar of leeches”
I lit-rally just fucking c h o k e d
I can totally hear this coming from him
Nice
I may or may not have said that to another scp that was forced into my cell
@@lernaze871 gud
*Dr bright is NOT allowed to give scp - 049 doctors equipment*
Yeah, i'll run after Dr. Bright if he does that litteraly.
It's actually the late Dr. Raymond Hamm.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to do asmr
Scp-[REDACTED]: (Sounds like Dr. Lakshmi.) Announcement: Dr. Bright is now allowed to give objects to the SCPs as they are more compliant. Thank you. (Turns off announcement.) Fools.
Goddamn it... There goes my plans for Saturday night
My friends: Why do you watch weird ASMRs like this??
Me: **on the verge of tears and just wanting to feel loved** Hearts been broke so many times- 🥲
Here ya go *shares a kitkat with you*
@@Lowe_164 thank you 😔 *eats kit kat*
Pat pat Your heart has been japped to much you know it's alright one day it will be rebuilt and staying that way 😁
@@frankaxe6700 currently it’s fixed let’s hope it stays that way
@Isaiah-fx2ei oh my god this was three years ago why did I talk like this😭😭😭
“Can I get you something to drink”
What do you have
“No? Ok”
🤣 RIP
AfterTale Sans oof
Probably pure opium or something.
Ikr XD
Games be like:
What do you want to do?
Yes.
Okay
His quill *Scraping*
He not *Escaping*
But most importantly...
*He in no mood for Japing*
This needs more likes-
This is fucking PERFECT
oh my god
What is Jape?!
Yeet
Scp-049: and what is your name?
Me: *says nothing*
Scp-049: ok great
😂😂😂
I like to say embarrassing and cringy things for all his Questions
I wish 049 would say
"Hi nothing, I'm doctor"
Hello my name is Chaka oof ca and my dad knows god-
Pfffff
“Ah yes my first human subject”
*hesitates*
“Willing human subject”
I’m like #666. Don’t change it people.
Levquox
Dammit
Me: I dint even sign up for this
My SCP Oc named Megara: "...I mean, that's about right."
“My man I’m being honest they just pushed me in here saying something like... ‘we’ll give you some sushi’ dude I have a seafood allergy I can’t even have sushi I’m pretty much the opposite of willing here”
SCP-049: *rubs gloves*
Me: Hey, you’re shaking a lot, I think you need sugar or something in you cause your blood sugar might be a little low-
SCP-049: I’m the doctor here
Me: Ok then-
Hey, just because we don't have a Ph.D is no reason to look down on us. I can do CPR.
@@kaliyanelson6106 and I can eat icecream and cry in the corner of my room looking at shy guys face hoping for the sweet release of death. Nobody asked.
_I don’t believe that man’s ever been to medical school._
(._. ) he needs some milk..2% MILLLLLLLK!!!
049 needs a makeover
Me: Oh Hey Corvus how’s it-
SCP 049: *Turns around*
Me: _You’re not Corvus-_
You thought it was Corvus?
*wrong*
Its 049
*Bamboozled again*
Jinx Flames I am his substitute on his days off.
@@SCP-wp4le ....shit
SCP 049 I take it I won’t get a hug then...?
Dr. Alto Clef I’ll gladly hug you
Okay. I have ADHD and Autism. I have a special interest and am currently hyperfixated on the SCP Foundation, SCP's and everything else surrounding them and it. This has combined my need for sleep (which is hard coz of other sensory issues and other mental illnesses) and my hyperfixation and special interest. Thank you so much for this! You are truly a lifesaver!
Bro, I'm in the same boat, without the autism, and if SCP-035 has an ASMR, welp, prepare for impact
Same man, scp themed asmr has been singlehandedly carrying the health of my sleep schedule recently 😭
@@kazoo4rent What if there was a kazoo ASMR? *loving the username*
Bro, wut...I thought that was a normal thing for people to do but apparently not...😬
for me SCP and sans.
high five!
*slap!*
.......
*the sound a dead body makes falling to the ground*
Cool
lol I get it
...you died
Really, this shouldn't be relaxing for people who know the SCP but it is lol
Use the ring
Roses are red
Struggle no more
Come with me
I am the cure...
Hmmm doubt that but ok
riley allison Well, it rhymes, so might as well.
This gave me tingles
Hmmmmmmmm how about
Sure ?
Y'all thought I was gonna say no didn't you?
Poetry at its finest 👌
(corvus walks in) have you seen my mask?
XD
Cool
*eyes are on fire* MY EYES!
Corvus and 049 start quack-laughing together in unison
Nope; sorry doc. Oh that? That's not a mask...
Me: Hello there would you mind releasing 049?
Foundation Worker: Where did you even come from-
Me: W E N E E D H I M
Yes, tell them to release me from this infernal rat trap.
LOL
@@larchan1350 we humans as a species are retarded fucks that fear all that we don't understand so your best bet is to make it do that it seems that you have lost all that makes you qualify to be an SCP and bam
Can we get a mod for Containment Breach that replaces 049's sounds with Rift's?
"Come back here. I am in no mood for japing."
Me: in a Dark Corredor
Turns around
I AM IN NO MOOD FOR JAPING
@@spilledmilkv2953 the scariest of gameplay
Update, I still think this is a good idea, so I will figure out how to do it.
This seems genuinely terrifying though.
I'd die simply from laughing 😂
Tbh, he was chill with people, if he had victims to do tests on he was chill and even tell the results of the tests to the doctors.
But now he keeps saying we have the plague and we are only cured when he kills us AND revives us as his zombie soldier.
~~~Timestamps~~~
0:11 Writing in notebook
0:30 introducing himself and writing
2:02 whispreing and tapping lightly on notebook
5:38 sensing you?
6:29 offering you something to drink
7:00 dr. ham?
7:19 tapping and rubbing on plastic skull
9:38 hand motions with latex gloves
15:28 back to writing in the notebook
19:04 some kind of purse/bag
22:39 asking you to stare at his finger
26:18 he wants to listen to your vitals??
28:57 I really dont know what this is
30:40 mortar and pestle
37:07 calming hand motions
41:46 showing some weird wodden block
43:08 rubbing wodden blocks
51:37 you fell to sleep (Screen faded to black)
51:49 you woke up
51:52 he is starting to start the incision
51:56 realized that you are awake
52:12 calming hand motions
52:23 patreon credits
I hope you have a good sleep❤
If you would like to, you can like this comment so more people can see it❤
Do you guys like the little spaces between, or should i remove them?
Keep the spaces, you are doing 343's work
@@calmdown5559 clever
Love the fact that he does calming hand motions when he is about to turn you into SCP-049 2
Henninguns
Scp 049
Dr Hams best friend
Likes to molest Dr Hams being , Bone or not
28:57 Should be a scalpel.
049: You have willingly volunteered to be my first human specimen, is that correct?
Me: That is correct, sir. I am here to get cut up by a 200 year old bird doctor.
Aye, same here, as long as I don’t die. I’d prefer to have permanent internal damage.
Plage* doctor
Chriscraft6190 Plague* Doctor
Yay there is a furry here hello fello fur
THE LUNAR CULT furries are gay
honestly. I know it's weird and if you say hurtful comments I will be blocking them and ignoring them. I see 049 as a comfort character. and I've never seen anything comforting with him. I've been looking for good 049 comfort asmrs and I'm so happy this finally made its way to my recommended even if it's old..I am greatfull. thank you this will be going on my sleep playlist :3
049: "I don't like Jap-"
Half the people in the comments: *J A P E S*
049: *"w h Y"*
😂😂
Why not birdy boy? Japing is joking and joking is rather fun
@@jessechavez5602 japing is more like making fun of jesting is simple jokes and the such.
049: _why are we still here... just to suffer..._
He Secure
He Contain
But most importantly...
There is a containment breach
LOLO0LOLOLOLOOL
DAMN IT
There is a sickness that must be cured.
RUN BIH *RUUUUUUN*
Dont worry everybody, no one was harmed while reading this comm-
Just imagine trying to go to sleep and does “relax with SCP-173”. Me:*closes eyes*.
SCP-173: *snaps neck*
Me: nice ASMR-
Wouldn't mind getting my neck snapped rn tbh
@@calebpeters3723
Right? I just want someone to lightly put their hands on my face
Pull me gently towards them
Then *SNAP my head in a sharp 90 degree angle*
School and I'm being 100% real with you is makeing me so depressed I'm starting to wish for a school shooter to either A join them or B let them put me out of my misery so I won't go to hell from killing myself
Hey man I'm in college rn and I can tell you that things aren't easy or great. If you're struggling and feeling depressed I really reccomend trying to get therapy. If you can't for whatever reason you can contact a local mental health hotline. School is hard, and the world events aren't making it easier, but just remember that so long as you're alive you can grow and change for the better, and so can life. Don't lose hope.
@@worldwidewebster6224 your words mean a lot to me, I'm in 8th grade going into freshman and I'm taking NWEA this week. It's been a stressful year and I haven't found the strength to do my missing work and raise my grades. But knowing your in college and pulling through, I know I can too even if I'm struggling. Thank you 🤍💜🤍
Fun fact: the Cannon SCP 049's "clothes" are actually part of his body (as in his skin and what not). So sleep well knowing SCP 049 is technically naked all the time
Thank you for this information. I Will most likely dream of this now.
no please don't say that oh god oh f-
His clothes are more of an exoskeleton growing out of his body, so he more so has an opaque outer layer
I don’t like the idea of that!
“Now time for some real tingles”
*brings out the femur breaker*
😨😰
*WWWWHHHHEEEEZZZEEE*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*hyperventilation*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
*hyperventilation*
WHYYYYYY? *sobbing*
@@neoupath Stop fucking sir, it would help explain further instances or rather, lacking of further instances in meeting yourself.
Doctor strange: LOOK AT ME! I can do Asmr!
Scp 094: Hold my beer.
Did you mean 049? Instead of 094
Hold my medical bag
@@O_lexxieNG Hold my time machine
Yes sir! And can I say one last goodbye to my dog before it dies?
how could a miniature horizon do ASMR?
Person: is japing
SCP-049: *am I a joke to you?*
imaslutformemes _
Japing?
Yes you are a joke...●u●
After he coverts he does want to help them to adapt
Dr.ham: japes
SCP-049: “If only Dr.ham listed to me”
SCP-096: Rours behind person
The community is gonna FREAK once they find out you exist
the actual voice actor actually did some ASMR as 049 as well
BugUltraX1 I think TheVolgun (voice actor) deleted it since I can’t find it but you can still look at his videos if you want
@@macgreer link to one of his videos tho?
@Comet/Shooting Star/Jewel/Snowy Paws Ocs *i looked at your channel and you are cancer*
"You have willingly become my first human subject?" Yeah, it was either this or be stuck in a room with 096 and 173 for an hour
YA
I dont wann hear that crying boi for one more second , neither do i want to look at that cursed fucking peanut
I was told to slow dance with 173, I had on a full very conservative tux supplied by the foundation, I blink and apparently it's my fault I was stick in a missionary pose held up on a wall with a statue without genitals staring into my eyes. He didn't even bother giving me a sip of wine or uhm... Well... He got bored of hand holding and decided to hold my uhm... I.. there... It... Lube... And... My ashole... They uhm, couldn't use the tux again because it was almost entirely brown...
@@thelegion4698 Thats intresting sir but this is a burger king.
Pure Cosmos I love you
28:55
SCP-049: Are you afraid of scalpels?
Me: *staring at the dirty thing he's holding, not sure if that's bird guano or "pestilence" on there* Uuuh yeah a little, doc.
😂
Lmao
It's pure blood.
Dr Hamm: we have noticed scp 049 has been acting differently.
Site director: how so
049:
Dr Hamm:☠💀
I love how when the light hits the mask a certain way it looks like "049" is gently blinking
SCP 049: I am the cure!
Me playing plague inc.:
*oh neptune*
HUBA well it wouldn’t be that bad in playground inc
Me, playing Plague: *Names the disease SCP049*
It: *Kills everyone*
Me: *Laughter*
Noone:
Literally noone:
Not a single person in the world:
SCP-049: I aM iN nO mOoD fOr JaPiNg
Fuck you beat me to it
i read this outloud in the mirror whilst heavily over annunciating and also my hair looks like a mad scientist's after staying up all night to study a quarter
Japing:*exists*
Scp-049:*upset bird noises*
@Yeetus Deletus
*VIOLENT WHEZZE*
No one*
This is incredibly relaxing to listen to. But I'm cackling as I skip forward ten seconds and watch as he bounces from one side of the screen to the other. It's both hilarious and adorable when thinking about it.
Next video: SCP 096 gently screaming into your ears *binaural*
Eden Cameron here I am
Imagining this in real life
While he's slowly killing you
Bitch that isn't ASMR that's an auditory stimuli from fear alone
SCP 096 tapping your kidneys and licking your guts
Eden Cameron i can’t even- 🤣
He'd find a way to make it relaxing
( 049) *ask questions *
Me: *actually responds*
My birds: ( concerned birb sounds)
My birbs: *loud screaming birb noises*
My guinea pigs: *also bird noises???*
*s c r e e c h*
🤣💥
Mini mix puppet not birb it’s berb
My snake: *Birb noises?*
049 is my favorite (at least one of) scp and I can’t go to sleep without asmr so this is heaven sent even though I’m seeing this four years later
049: I have cured them.
Scientist: They're dead..
049: *_I K N O W_*
Also 049: *_AND I DON'T CARE_*
This comment is underrated
“They can’t have a disease, if they are dead.” -049 (probably...)
I would rather not be cured
@@tiredowl5244
049: but- I need to cure you..
SCP-096 *ripping organs off your body and yelling very softly*
...aaaaaaaahhhhh.....aaaaahhhhh...!
*sqwelch squish*
Me: cAn U nOt
Dr.Sanabella Inner Visions it needs to happen hahaha
Dr.Sanabella Inner Visions
*Heck yes*
The meanwhile the O5:
Is this considered a XK scenario?
Yes, yes indeed but at least it is relaxi-
*AAAAAAAAAAA*
Do you mean? “Ripping the organs out of your body.”?
When you were listening to our heartbeats and said "Your heart is beating strong", it would've been so perfect if you said something after like "Are you afraid? Do not be afraid... I am the cure."
That is amazing. Wow! I'm actually wanting him to say that
That sounds so cool and nice pfp
I can just imagine 'Theres a virus?' Alright let him out' Scp049: YESSSS
Yes
True
Yessss
Despite the human race not knowing much about the SCP foundation, or the SCP's they hide within, I find 049 both creepy but charming at the same time. I could spend hours just listening to that voice. It's chilling and calming at the same time. I love it.
Tiny Remote yeah. But people thirsty b
I mean, he sounds better than my doctor. He put both hands on my shoulders while giving me a prostate exam.
The Legion
Mega Oof
Aw dont get me started on that creepy and dreamy chuclke he has-
I diagnose you with SUS.
You like vaping
He like scraping
But most importantly...
Scp 049 is in no mood for japing
*mom did you take my juuuuuuuuuuul*
*dont go peepee in juul room*
nog *I had to you’re addicted*
I don’t vape
I'm so using that term now!!!
Me: *puts phone down and closes eyes to try and sleep*
049: "don't jape with me"
Me: *opens eyes and grabs phone*...the fuck is japing..
I have no idea
Fancy word for joking around
Me! 🤣🤣🤣
SCP-049: Who sent you?
Me: I just straight up wandered on into your containment chamber. I have no idea how I got here.
Bro kirishima what are you doing here
Don't question shark boi. He's a god tier D-boi here.
Dude bakugo is happy that your away right now and Midoryia is kinda worried after 3 months of course don't forget the nachos Bakugo wants he almost killed me because of it😱😨😱😨
055 got to you huh
Did u get rock hard while watching the video
I felt totally *[REDACTED]* while watching this. Thanks Papa *[DATA EXPUNGED]* .
Sailor uses these 2 words. Elaborate please. Context, not definition.
I would state my opinion, but it would be [REDACTED]
Cherie Healey Joking.
@@goergenotamogus why don't they just say joking then. Jeeze
Cherie Healey don’t jest with me, boy.
~~TIME STAMPS~~
Intro (soft talking, writing sounds) 0:00-7:00
Meeting Dr. Ham (some tapping sounds) 7:02-9:36
Examination (face touching, hand movements) 10:14-15:00
Questioning (writing sounds, notebook sounds, soft talking with questions) 15:16-18:40
Medical Bag (leather sounds) 19:00-22:20
Eye Test (light pen movement, hand movements) 22:30-26:10
Vitals (stethoscope) 26:20-28:00
Grinding powder (mixing and grinding sounds) 30:35-35:30
Relaxing Hand Movements (Dr. Ham's hands, hand movements) 37:20-41:40
Marked Blocks (rubbing sounds) 41:50- 51:30
Bonus ! 51:48-52:38
Thank you. This helped SO much. God needs you
@@westside_4142 you're welcome !
Oh thank you so much!!!
Thank you for the timestamps my dude! 😁🖒
thank you omg i love timestamps
Special containment procedures:
(Updated 12/30/18)
SCP-049 is to be allowed to upload 1 (one) ASMR video to a REDACTED channel per week. 1 (one) D-Class personnel will be provided to SCP-049 for the purpose of these videos. All profits from monetization of these videos will go to the foundation.
049: are you feeling more.. relaxed?
me: * staring into his non-existent eyes* y e a H
What I expected..
*"I sense the plague. Let me.. Cure you.."*
What I got
Depressed Corvus.
I legit half expected a decent TheVolgun impression
(Seeing as he is the original voice actor for him.)
Exactly. I got sad super quick.
Sitting in this duds cell is like asking for surgery from the gods.
Then everything goes horribly wrong and you figure out that God hates you.
Honestly imo he nailed 049. Just in a more Rift universe style.
WHERE ARE THE PESTILENCE WRYYYYYYYYY
muffled + vibrant + a bit deep voice = perfection
*calls the foundation * yo he escaped again
hes in my house please hes trying to seduce me
@@fuseki23 where do you live? I'll gladly take him to seduce me
Please help he’s in my house whispering to me and giving me tingles I can’t get any work done without falling asleep
Whatchu gonna gain from it
LOOL I don't know, probably the funniest thing I read here. I've just imagined the scenario 😂
SCP-049: *Crackers?*
Me: *Yes*
--with cheese and salt? Would like lile some water to?
I want sum
*c h o c o l a t e*
@@nihilistic.overdose6855did you say choclate choclate CHOCLATE
CHOCOLATE!?!??!?!?!?!
*C H O C O L A T E*
6:05
049: "We should care for some crackers..."
Me: *Immediately pauses eating crackers and ramen*
I can't imagine how hot/musky it must be in that mask after a while.
Alyssa Bullock those things are warm as hell
@@yasminegoat2923 yeah Dx
@Mr man they were talking about him acting but sure...
Don't forget about the Herbs that they put in the beaks!
Those have to help someway.
Warm herb, delicious
049: I am in no mood for *japing*
Me: **J A P E S**
Also you: **D I E S**
🅱️
👁👄👁👌
👌
Scp 049 am I a joke to you
I cannot stop coming back to this video I always put it on whenever I need to sleep and it helps so much, and it’s weird because no other videos out there has this same affect AND ITS BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 3 YRS NOW
Number 15546. Dr. Bright isn't allowed to use SCPs for youtube videos. Just because 049 has a soothing voice doesn't mean he should be in an ASMR video.
-Yes it does-
Number 999999 don't let doctor bright do anything
I knew this was Brigth's idea!
@@barack._.obaconator8946 Fucking catch me, i'm existing right now.
You've got the pestilence and you're in a room with SCP-049...
RIP,U R FOOKED M8
Skiddaddle skidacted your neck is now (REDACTED)
*takes scp 500-01*
yea but...ya know...if there would be any way to die... *this would be the best way to go*
U fukken casual
But what if i am *[REDACTED]* ?
I love how you made 049 have a different voice than corvus rather than being a copy
049 has a more spry and has more of a menacing tone
Corvus is more gravelly but more calmer to listen to
Plot twist: The cure works.
(X) Doubt
I am on the side of the argument that he is sane and is trying to save us from pestilence
They will probably be a cure for almost everything when he actually cures someone
And kills us? You want that?
@@ltbubbas 🤣
FINALLY, RIFT ENTERS THE SCP FOUNDATION
It is a day to celebrate.
Agreed!!!!
He made some video on that long time ago ... I m soo happy that he return on that !
At long last
Wats the scp foundation I’m so confused
Me: * Coughs *
People: I S T H A T C A R O N A ?
Me: * thinks of retiring from foundation *
049: *P E S T I L E N C E*
Underrated comment! This is so true..
GET IN MY CELL RIGHT NOW IMMA CURE YOU
Sadly..
car-ona
@@vuhnillagorilla lmfao
SCP-049: 40:44
Me: *O H Y E A H M R. K R A B S*
カムイカンナ I thought he was going to say how do you feel now Mr.Krabs
You feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
👁👄👁
Did I just stumble on a hidden gem???
Dude, that start...the beginning is all I needed to relax and fall sleep!!!
Imagine asmr with scp 096
You:falls asleep
Scp: :)
You: wakes up and ur eyes open
Scp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LMAO
BRO THIS IS UNDDERATED XDDDD WHERE YA LIKES AT BOIIII XD
Every single person who have watched the video:
*OH SHIT OH FUCK! OH SHIT OH FUCK*
i looked up this creature and i need therapy thx 😊
LMFAO XDDD
Random docter: we will take volenteers for scp 049
Me: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!
Jonathan 06 I feel you
Science for the science gods!
I would gladly volunteer
*doctor
Me first-
Entry number 278 (or something likewise):
SCP-[insert random number here] has been placed in containment with SCP-049, and has displayed rather shocking results. Despite SCP-[insert random number here]'s seeming selective muteness, SCP-049 has picked up on near non-existent social cues that have been sent, being able to even have whole conversations with it. SCP-049 was delighted at first to have a subject, and now they get along alarmingly well, with SCP-049 having become more docile, and understanding of SCP-[insert random number here]'s noise limit. SCP-049 now reduces their voice volume to a whisper, closely replicating to what some Doctors at the sight refer to as an ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) whisper.
It seems that SCP-049 closely replicates the style of a popular ASMR artist referred to Ephmeral Rift. SCP-[insert random number here] was found to even respond slightly with words and movement after the first few sessions, but further movement is yet to be recorded.
(yes this is a reference to the other SCP video.)
Most underrated comment 😢
For a murderous SCP, he is actually a great host. Offering snacks and drink, it’s actually helping me relax.
Edit: Where did he get the mask?
It’s a biological part of him. He could alter himself to be without it but he prefers this look on him.
Dru Captiosus no the real mask the actor is wearing.
Amazon
The real mask is from Tom Banwell designs, he does great leatherwork and specializes in plague doctor masks and has quite an assortment on his Etsy store!
@@maxfloppa thank you
Me: Corvus! how are you-
049: *speaks*
Me: oh damn...
Scp-049 is just depressed sounding Corvus confirmed
Please dont hate me but.... HE SOUNDS SO DAMN SEXY
@@powmclroy3454 YoU AiN't wRoNG THo
@@powmclroy3454 YOU'RE NOT WRONG, I like to think that I'm sitting on his lap while relaxing with birb doc, his low voice is um. Making me blush... ❤❤👀😍🤗
@@Atlasworld2005 FINALLY SOMEBODY who agrees
Never thought I’d see Corvus with an American accent!
I think Rift could do a pretty cool Scp:343 asmr video
So kids what have we learned from this experience?
Scp 049 is really good at asmr.
From what I read on the article... SCP-049 genuinely wishes to help humans, by curing them of the "pestilence",although they still do not understand what he is trying to convey. It is actually pretty strange; a euclid SCP that does not mean any harm to people, at least from it's point of view.
isn't the pestilence like freewill or something??? I'm not entirely sure
@@MillieMuffins There are two interpretations I've heard of. One speculated by SCP-343 (a God - I emphasize, *a* God) which is free will, and one that SCP-049 remembers for himself.
The Pestilence is life.
"Life was a burden on those who carried its loathsome spark upon their souls. A bundle of contradicting impulses, cruel desires, and nonsensical emotions. Life was an ever-multiplying beast, and in his profession, such creatures had only one name. A surgeon he was, the Surgeon he was, and he was the one to figure out what life was, what it was really all about."
From "The Surgeon"
What I've guessed is it's just something with the human lifespan. Like something in the air that we have never detected but causes us to age.
@@MillieMuffins It's one of the weakest theories since 1) He doesn't believe ALL humans have it, and 2) He himself has it.
Almost every guess at what the pestilence is has been easily disproven so far.
@The_Cat_Berry If that was the case, the plague Doctor would not have been so cooperative with the Secure Contain Protect Foundation
ASMR with 096
096 quietly screams and chases after you
.
Just imagine
1 hour of E.R screaming as quietly as he can
How relaxing
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@@thomasnolastname8734 i would love that
Me: coughs and rubs my nose
SCP-049: *LET ME CURE YOU*
XD
I don’t know why your dad beats you.
WhyDoesMyDadBeat Me
I love how Shrek in your pfp s looking directly at your username.
YOU FOOL YOU CLEARLY CHOSE THE WRONG SHREK MEME
If you cough you rub your nose?
2020: Remeber that doctor who talked about the pestilence?
World: Yeah?
2020: Its Corona Time