The Plague Doctor's Apprentice | ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @chickenparm7372
    @chickenparm7372 7 лет назад +549

    "Where are you from?"
    "The GAP clothing store display case at the local mall."

    • @sapphire911
      @sapphire911 5 лет назад +8

      Ha good one

    • @beardieblighter9905
      @beardieblighter9905 5 лет назад +4

      This comment needs more likes

    • @nukewolf97
      @nukewolf97 3 года назад +3

      Bullshit he told me he was a river island model

    • @JonDoe42069
      @JonDoe42069 3 года назад +3

      *I'm from the science team!*

    • @flopmf_
      @flopmf_ 3 года назад

      I'm answering. *hell.*

  • @heckwaffle2363
    @heckwaffle2363 7 лет назад +267

    *carefully taking notes* yes. I shall become doctor and do the medicines.

    • @testaccountwhatever
      @testaccountwhatever 2 месяца назад +1

      You do that I’m busy doing the Mario swing your arms from side to side come on it’s time to go do the Mario take one step and then again let’s do the Mario all together now!!!

  • @nat1110
    @nat1110 7 лет назад +675

    For those on mobile:
    00:00:00 Introductions
    00:03:12 The Test Subject
    00:08:33 Apprenticeship, begin!
    00:09:00 Testing Patient Responsiveness
    00:12:35 Patient Questionnaire
    00:18:45 Patient Health Checkup
    00:21:38 Treatment #1: Peculiar Plastic Pouch
    00:24:14 Apprentice & Plastic Pouch
    00:26:34 Treatment #2: Foot Massage
    00:31:26 Apprentice & Foot Massage
    00:35:24 Treatment #3: Scalp Massage
    00:37:48 Apprentice & Scalp Massage
    00:41:20 Treatment #4: Hand Massage
    00:43:26 Treatment #5: Calming Hand Motions
    00:45:48 Apprentice & Calming Hand Motions
    00:47:40 Treatment #6: Wooden Mallet
    00:49:55 Apprentice & Wooden Mallet
    00:51:33 Treatment #7: Brushing
    00:53:26 Apprentice & Brushing
    00:55:20 The Apprenticeship Reward
    00:57:15 Treatment #8: Monster Hands
    00:58:50 Apprentice & Monster Hands
    01:01:31 Treatment #9: Keyboard
    01:02:58 Apprentice & Keyboard
    01:05:02 Treatment #10: Pestle and Mortar
    01:06:35 Apprentice & Pestle and Mortar
    01:10:15 Treatment #11: Bottle Cap, Shadow Speak & Sleep
    Tingle On !

  • @asmrrryeah7042
    @asmrrryeah7042 7 лет назад +1625

    Your patient is a great listener. 🤗

    • @Greedo96
      @Greedo96 7 лет назад

      ASMRRRYEAH yo who is your profile picture?

    • @Kachikooko
      @Kachikooko 7 лет назад

      Doug Jr. Him

    • @starch4410
      @starch4410 7 лет назад +10

      When you can't get another human being so you buy a male sex doll

    • @archemyre7833
      @archemyre7833 7 лет назад +3

      I think his brain cancer may have rendered him brain dead

    • @skele-eleton
      @skele-eleton 7 лет назад +7

      Guess you could say they have a lot of patience.

  • @Braxmegaman
    @Braxmegaman 7 лет назад +57

    Real great of Matt Smith to show up in a small production like this. Just goes to show, some people really do care about the little guy. Thanks Mr. Smith!

    • @Larry13454
      @Larry13454 Год назад +3

      You know what 5 years later and you finally got a reply because I found this comment hilarious 🤣

  • @fobbles_
    @fobbles_ 7 лет назад +159

    C: "I'm glad you show interest because you are very familiar with my procedures by now"
    Me: well I've been beaked, monster handed, shown a bunch of potions, I've been a lego person who can't talk, I've gone through that one thing when you pull out all of my stresses, I've had you take my pulse through my neck, and I've seen you dressed as the pope.... I'm so ready!!!

    • @powmclroy3454
      @powmclroy3454 4 года назад +8

      Does the apprenticeship come with more beaking ? 😐

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 6 месяцев назад

      < that one thing when you pull out all of my stresses
      Reiki.

  • @dexis9412
    @dexis9412 7 лет назад +878

    My first day as an apprentice and I'm expected to cure cancer...

    • @datboi7636
      @datboi7636 5 лет назад +45

      So it's been 2 years since then did you cut it?

    • @croquettes1937
      @croquettes1937 4 года назад +20

      @@datboi7636 I think he died

    • @sightobolt4296
      @sightobolt4296 4 года назад +25

      Dexis how are you doing with your apprenticeship.

    • @warriorjason2763
      @warriorjason2763 4 года назад +7

      R.i.p

    • @vincentsaysno1510
      @vincentsaysno1510 4 года назад +10

      Sight OBolt I think he might’ve became the next patient instead of a doctor

  • @G_Light500
    @G_Light500 7 лет назад +349

    The patient wishes to remain anonymous therefore Albert want's to be called patient. I appreciate the strong Hippocratic Oath following here. xD

    • @G_Light500
      @G_Light500 7 лет назад +3

      I know I took nursing classes and we learned all about that. I was joking though thank you for making I wasn't a confused soul. Keep up the good work kind citizen.

    • @G_Light500
      @G_Light500 7 лет назад +1

      I feel that completely though I switched to a different field instead I got annoyed with dealing with some of the more... "colorful" of people

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 7 лет назад

      +Iceshooter500 *E X P O S E D*

    • @KUZAKYA
      @KUZAKYA 7 лет назад

      Iceshooter500 .....

  • @Fun_Syz
    @Fun_Syz 6 лет назад +608

    I can’t even begin to imagine your family’s reaction to you buying a mannequin

    • @_zoom606
      @_zoom606 2 года назад +9

      It would get weirder if they found out about the plague doctor costume, but then if they caught him recording it would be the worst for him

    • @eirikheggelund
      @eirikheggelund 2 года назад +12

      @@_zoom606 His family most likely knows of his line of work.

    • @_zoom606
      @_zoom606 2 года назад +7

      @@eirikheggelund whatever brings in the money I suppose

    • @Prazca
      @Prazca Год назад +1

      ​@@_zoom606average fathers reaction to onlyfans I bet

  • @quantumjoss
    @quantumjoss 7 лет назад +354

    I know exactly who that is don't lie to me. That's Matt Smith.

    • @quantumjoss
      @quantumjoss 4 года назад

      MASTER_GAMER_xD I’m glad you’re excited about this feat

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 4 года назад +7

      @@quantumjoss I'd recognize that bowtie anywhere.

    • @wingless__
      @wingless__ 3 года назад +3

      Matt Smith with eyebrows maybe

    • @saoirsegilmore
      @saoirsegilmore 3 года назад

      LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @theyoutube-inator1734
      @theyoutube-inator1734 3 года назад +5

      This is just another Doctor Who episode where corvus paralysed the doctor and rory/amy/clara has to save them

  • @wastgames8472
    @wastgames8472 7 лет назад +400

    35:37
    -Are you OK with this?
    -...
    -Don't blink if you're ok with this.
    -...
    -Blink if you are not OK with this.
    -...
    Can't with this

    • @neigrumx3025
      @neigrumx3025 4 года назад +11

      Poor guy

    • @f-zilla7347
      @f-zilla7347 2 года назад +4

      He’s not blinking because he’s the Doctor and the viewer is a Weeping Angel

  • @shalizko1658
    @shalizko1658 7 лет назад +107

    Friend: "Hey what are you doing"
    Me: "I am watching a man in a bird mask touching a manikin that looks like Matt smith."

  • @readlater8962
    @readlater8962 7 лет назад +829

    I wonder what kind of skin products the patient uses, his skin looks almost like plastic.

    • @g0blingirll
      @g0blingirll 7 лет назад +90

      Fear Stilwater maybe he's undergone plastic surgery................ha..........ha

    • @makeazy
      @makeazy 7 лет назад +5

      Fear Stilwater Lmao

    • @h4rp666
      @h4rp666 6 лет назад +19

      Dermatologists hate him. 😤😤

    • @RB-po7bz
      @RB-po7bz 6 лет назад +13

      I swear someone is gonna r/wooooosh this

    • @thesun5112
      @thesun5112 5 лет назад +8

      No that’s just the brain cancers

  • @abbierose9725
    @abbierose9725 7 лет назад +501

    I'm not the only one who believes that Ephemeral Rift is the Tim Burton of ASMR, right? :o

  • @WindHashira
    @WindHashira 7 лет назад +424

    Ahhh if it isn't the good doctor. Hello my friend, I've been looking forward to another visit!

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 7 лет назад +4

      King of Games I swear to God, I used to use that exact same profile picture.
      In fact, I still use it as a wallpaper for my computers.

    • @ozie8858
      @ozie8858 7 лет назад +1

      dont try to do rift

    • @alexb8433
      @alexb8433 7 лет назад +3

      Oops, that was not medicine

    • @tangerineman27
      @tangerineman27 7 лет назад +1

      King of Games THE PREMIER WAS AMAAAAZING!!

    • @thebishop1591
      @thebishop1591 7 лет назад

      Yugi, king of games. Shouldn't you be busy being dead in our present era?

  • @CptArg
    @CptArg 7 лет назад +294

    I never knew that the 11th doctor was a resident of the sanitarium !

    • @ZeeTheFreeman
      @ZeeTheFreeman 7 лет назад +16

      Considering Gordon Freeman was just imprisoned there, I figure all the Doctors probably have been there for aeons.

    • @TheBladeOfTheHero
      @TheBladeOfTheHero 7 лет назад +16

      Having time and space warp around you hundreds of times can really be a burden on your sanity

    • @ThexVaultxTech
      @ThexVaultxTech 7 лет назад +3

      So is Davros

    • @hoeforrose
      @hoeforrose 7 лет назад

      LMFAO!!!

    • @reddawn1873
      @reddawn1873 3 года назад +2

      @@ZeeTheFreeman if I had to guess every last doctor was imprisoned there around the same time and they have been captive there for Aeons by Dr corvus experimenting on them for all eternity

  • @Milevan21
    @Milevan21 7 лет назад +57

    Patient thinking "Please anyone, bring some eyewash or spit in my eyes ! I can't blink !"

  • @TheSpunser
    @TheSpunser 7 лет назад +54

    This is so uncanny xD
    You can just see the utter despair and emptiness in the patient's eyes 0_0

  • @Marchingvenusaur
    @Marchingvenusaur 7 лет назад +72

    JUST last night I was thinking about how much I needed a new Corvus ASMR. Rift Daddy *knows.*

    • @powmclroy3454
      @powmclroy3454 4 года назад +3

      ......daddy rift sounds nice it has THAT ring to it hm who would a known

  • @MyNameHere101
    @MyNameHere101 7 лет назад +201

    I take it this is the 11th apprentice he's had.

  • @Calibur43
    @Calibur43 7 лет назад +91

    "Subject was found at scene with evidence of synthetic hair, skin texture rock solid, Gatorade IV administered."

    • @lonelypancake5979
      @lonelypancake5979 6 лет назад +8

      Object class: Euclid
      Description: SCP- *redacted* is a male mannequin approximately 6.5 feet tall with the attire ofa business man. It's suit is of coconut brown with a button up shirt and black bow tie. It's skin is milk white and made of common plastic associating with the average shopping mall or clothing store mannequin.
      Special containment procedure: scp- *redacted * is to be kept inside a level 4 humanoid cell with a four inch solid steel door with no less than two armed guards directly outside the entrance .
      It should also be noted that for security reasons, it is to be kept under video surveillance at all times with no less than 4 CCTV cameras covering all angles in and outside of the cell. This is due to the incident following the containment breach on * redacted* that resulted in the loss of *redacted*.
      Side notes: for some reason SCP- 049 has taken a real liking to it... Following the before mentioned containment breach scp-049 was discovered to be in its cell attempting to operate on it, and when approached By a test force became openly hostile to all who entered. After the loss of *redacted* lavender was used to calm scp-049 down enough to contain him without more loss.
      When questioned scp-049 claimed that what he was doing was purely for the advance of his "cure" for the pestilence and that he attacked because he didn't wish to be taken away from "valuable research material" . he refused to go into detail about what he exactly did to it though, only responding " it may have not been my usual work doctor, but I assure you that would have helped immensely in furthering my research on the cure"
      Side note: after three weeks of investigation SCP -049 was allowed to keep the SCP for his research in place of actual human test subjects. He is only allowed to do his research under armed guard and cameras, however following an incident of SCP-49-2 with the mannequin.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 5 лет назад

      Pending Safe Classification

  • @somerandomguy2316
    @somerandomguy2316 7 лет назад +40

    I guess you could say that Corvus took us under his wing, because if the beak mask, heh

  • @bioactive4178
    @bioactive4178 7 лет назад +46

    "Do not take any pictures and post them on social medias"
    Records the treatment and posts it on RUclips.

  • @haydenmarshall1881
    @haydenmarshall1881 7 лет назад +832

    the doctor ....taking care of.......the doctor ........
    please say someone got that

    • @liamduffin2208
      @liamduffin2208 7 лет назад +5

      Hayden Marshall i got it

    • @retrotechtive
      @retrotechtive 7 лет назад +23

      He's also got formidable restraint when avoiding blinking...

    • @martinscorzetzi8968
      @martinscorzetzi8968 7 лет назад

      AnGeR

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof 7 лет назад +7

      I don't get it. is the "patient" named Doctor? The Doctor?

    • @gortimustidditus
      @gortimustidditus 7 лет назад +46

      Haha, the first thing I noticed was the assistant is dressed like Matt Smith's Doctor

  • @Plague_Boi_Bobbo
    @Plague_Boi_Bobbo 4 года назад +4

    I've learned much from this man and now it is MY turn to help the public, wish me luck fellas

  • @Samppaol1987
    @Samppaol1987 7 лет назад +7

    Corvus,my favorite. Thank you for doing so much good stuff with him, I think his voice is the best of all. And the plague doctor thing is an added bonus for sure.

  • @palpatine4780
    @palpatine4780 7 лет назад +201

    Son: Mom what is dad doing with the giant doll
    Mom: That's it i told you we do not ask anymore of those questions to your room

    • @ZeeTheFreeman
      @ZeeTheFreeman 7 лет назад

      your*

    • @palpatine4780
      @palpatine4780 7 лет назад +9

      I take that friendly so thank you kind sir

    • @Sam-yz3gg
      @Sam-yz3gg 7 лет назад

      +ZeeTheFreeman please stop thanks

    • @ZeeTheFreeman
      @ZeeTheFreeman 7 лет назад +2

      Big Smoke Indeed it was, simple grammar mistakes are often the most annoying

    • @frosy1180
      @frosy1180 7 лет назад

      so why do you care then samuel lol

  • @chromosphereasmr1471
    @chromosphereasmr1471 7 лет назад +13

    There's something quite magical about seeing a new Corvus video in the sub box :)

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 7 лет назад

      ChromosphereASMR Agreed! I practically squeal whenever I see a new Corvus video has been uploaded. 🤗

  • @asmrrryeah7042
    @asmrrryeah7042 7 лет назад +630

    I don't think that geezer's got a pulse 😕 I ain't no doctor though.

    • @Baseballman1224
      @Baseballman1224 7 лет назад +13

      I mean, you are technically an assistant plague doctor

    • @benjaminlamothe2093
      @benjaminlamothe2093 7 лет назад +7

      God Enel of course he died as he has the brain cancers

    • @DiggerDeeper01
      @DiggerDeeper01 7 лет назад +4

      THAT IS A FUCKING MANNEQUIN! EVERYONE IN THIS ASYLUM IS INSANE EXCEPT ME!!!

    • @sodiumftw2450
      @sodiumftw2450 7 лет назад +1

      You aren't a doctor. But he is...

    • @Trained_Duck
      @Trained_Duck 7 лет назад +12

      That's a bit of a stretch man. I'm fairly sure that's a real person, I mean come on! He even responded to the doctor! Do you see any blinking? I thought not

  • @nikochapas1
    @nikochapas1 7 лет назад +143

    Doc I hate to say this but I think you forgot to attach the IV to your patient. It just goes up his sleeve. Better hurry he looks quite pale

    • @Idk-bi2gv
      @Idk-bi2gv 6 лет назад +3

      Niko Chapas look at the patients right hand

  • @CheddarGoblin
    @CheddarGoblin 7 лет назад +49

    That minute when you're incredibly honored to have the mask passed down to you, only to remember you're not an actual apprentice.

  • @DIO_Brando1801
    @DIO_Brando1801 7 лет назад +12

    Glad the doctor is making sure the Doctor gets his regeneration :)

  • @Bluuuuuuuuuu
    @Bluuuuuuuuuu 4 года назад +24

    I like to think that the reason why we would go insane if we saw his face is because Corvus’ face is incredibly handsome and our brains wouldn’t be able to process it.

  • @UnfinishedSwing
    @UnfinishedSwing 7 лет назад +177

    You're fucking incredible.

    • @bigbrother1685
      @bigbrother1685 7 лет назад

      No kidding?

    • @Axor_A
      @Axor_A 7 лет назад

      Michael Castro Plz tell me you're joking. He's not talking to you

    • @captainspaulding7612
      @captainspaulding7612 7 лет назад +1

      Juan Garcia he is trolling 😂

  • @Kachikooko
    @Kachikooko 7 лет назад +5

    22:44 Corvus:Omae Wa Mou Shinderu 22:47 Patient: (muffled) NANI!!!

  • @papina228
    @papina228 7 лет назад +83

    I have a theory:
    The sanitarium is making US the Cthulhu!
    The repairman mentions some new modifications to us in the video where he cleans the computer, he said "are those tentacles?" and points to his chin. This most likely implies that we have been given tentacles on our lower facr. Cthulhu has tentacles on his lower face.
    This might not be true but still i tought it was kinda intresting

    • @erin3967
      @erin3967 7 лет назад +16

      Geordan Fry did you know ER has made a whole story arc?

    • @deathisinevitable750
      @deathisinevitable750 7 лет назад

      +Robby wherr do we find the story? and the lore?

    • @powerade3781
      @powerade3781 5 лет назад

      That's smart but hey thats just a theory A GAME THEORY

    • @mr_bubbles5785
      @mr_bubbles5785 4 года назад

      But that's just a theory, a game theory

    • @Coach_Gaming_Today
      @Coach_Gaming_Today 3 года назад

      BUT REMEMBER THATS JUST A THEORY A ASMR THEORY

  • @operator7585
    @operator7585 7 лет назад +39

    I heard that The Patient is filing a mallet-practice lawsuit...

  • @morgangobin6550
    @morgangobin6550 7 лет назад +5

    Thank you so much for taking me under your wing, sir! When I get my plague doctor mask this Christmas, I promise that I will put all you have taught me to good use!

  • @Iissete
    @Iissete 7 лет назад +579

    Don't blink

  • @dsapundjieff
    @dsapundjieff 7 лет назад +1

    As a guy who has had a really hard time landing the proper job despite a bunch of interviews, this video and the recent candyman are pretty nice. its comforting to feel like you are being mentored, or taken under someone's wing. I think the theme is really interesting, and i'd like to see more videos tailored to finding meaningful or interesting work, or being selected despite having low experience because of good qualities or effort. Nice work as always.

  • @Pedro-us7db
    @Pedro-us7db 7 лет назад +5

    Warp Zone (for mobile)
    00:00:00 Introductions
    00:03:12 The Test Subject
    00:08:33 Apprenticeship, begin!
    00:09:00 Testing Patient Responsiveness
    00:12:35 Patient Questionnaire
    00:18:45 Patient Health Checkup
    00:21:38 Treatment #1: Peculiar Plastic Pouch
    00:24:14 Apprentice & Plastic Pouch
    00:26:34 Treatment #2: Foot Massage
    00:31:26 Apprentice & Foot Massage
    00:35:24 Treatment #3: Scalp Massage
    00:37:48 Apprentice & Scalp Massage
    00:41:20 Treatment #4: Hand Massage
    00:43:26 Treatment #5: Calming Hand Motions
    00:45:48 Apprentice & Calming Hand Motions
    00:47:40 Treatment #6: Wooden Mallet
    00:49:55 Apprentice & Wooden Mallet
    00:51:33 Treatment #7: Brushing
    00:53:26 Apprentice & Brushing
    00:55:20 The Apprenticeship Reward
    00:57:15 Treatment #8: Monster Hands
    00:58:50 Apprentice & Monster Hands
    01:01:31 Treatment #9: Keyboard
    01:02:58 Apprentice & Keyboard
    01:05:02 Treatment #10: Pestle and Mortar
    01:06:35 Apprentice & Pestle and Mortar
    01:10:15 Treatment #11: Bottle Cap, Shadow Speak & Sleep

  • @Imperator_Chrysalis
    @Imperator_Chrysalis 7 лет назад +8

    You videos are the most calming and fascinating ASMR's in the world!

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 7 лет назад +1

      What a fancy name you have there, gramma.

  • @kyoto7616
    @kyoto7616 7 лет назад +47

    He's seen some shit man. No way he can be that stiff, without holding a fart.

  • @charlotte.a.8186
    @charlotte.a.8186 7 лет назад

    I have been listening to ASMR for years now and have gotten quite the immunity to it. This video tingled me.... I have been blessed... Thank you.

  • @grumpytoilet4449
    @grumpytoilet4449 5 лет назад +11

    Mannequin’s face during this: *wake me up, (wake me up inside) can’t wake up (wake me up inside)*
    *SAAAAVE MEEEEEEEE*

  • @Justin-uc8sc
    @Justin-uc8sc 7 лет назад +217

    Shoutout to all y'all non-asmr viewers stumbling upon this 😂

    • @offtherailscunt
      @offtherailscunt 7 лет назад +23

      Justin H Poor bastards.

    • @maxwu5632
      @maxwu5632 7 лет назад +7

      Justin H I mentioned this to my crush so... 🤣😂😅😓😭🔫

    • @claudiot315
      @claudiot315 7 лет назад +38

      Max Wu Prepare to get laid instantly my dude

    • @enterusername7412
      @enterusername7412 7 лет назад +10

      Max Wu why is that bad? This helps people sleep and is very creative.

    • @Baseballman1224
      @Baseballman1224 7 лет назад +19

      Franklin Damico not everyone is open minded and people may just be freaked out by it

  • @emptyasmrman
    @emptyasmrman 7 лет назад +38

    Waiting for the day Rift finds a makeup artist and does a video with the Doctors mask off, and his face is just scarred and torn up all over the place. It would truly be a great feat to be relaxed after that.

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 7 лет назад +28

      Kyle Simpson That could be interesting, especially considering Corvus was apparently disfigured in a car accident. However, I really hope Rift never has Corvus take his mask off. To me, that mask more or less IS his face, and to see him without it on would destroy all the creepy mystique Rift's managed to build up over all these videos. Plus I'd rather not go insane!

    • @luisalbertosolisvillagomez6986
      @luisalbertosolisvillagomez6986 7 лет назад +5

      You don't understand, the mask IS the face

    • @Flevir
      @Flevir 7 лет назад +22

      Kyle Simpson I believe in previous "lore" Corvus has lost his body before, and Professor Clemmons holds up the mask and says something to the effect of finding a new body for him, as if the MASK is what contains Corvus. You have to remember, these are not reliable narrators when they are directly talking to us. In Corvus's plague video it's not actually the 1400s, it's the Plague Ward of the sanitarium and you're a delusional patient that THINKS it's the 1400s. So while they tell us that, "Oh Yes, Corvus wears the mask because his face is disfigured" the things the Professor has said in private make it seem like there is something a little more strange going on with Corvus and the mask.

    • @emptyasmrman
      @emptyasmrman 7 лет назад +10

      Was not expecting the full wrath of the lore experts lol XD

    • @thesacrilegium
      @thesacrilegium 6 лет назад

      Flevir, the Dragon Romper What video is of him holdings mask?

  • @Zayahotic
    @Zayahotic 7 лет назад +1

    Has to be my favorite videos out of all of them this just had the greatest experience I have had in the asmr community. Please continue this type of work as well as with the other characters in the sanitarium .

  • @GRIM_SouIS
    @GRIM_SouIS 6 лет назад +6

    How am i supposed to explain this?
    "What are u doing!" me: watching a plauge doctor give a foot massage to a mannequin,its just that slimple

  • @riverperry183
    @riverperry183 7 лет назад

    I like the little subtle hints and gestures (like the double take in the beginning the doctor takes when he notices you) that Uncle E does, he's so imaginative and I love it, your the best Uncle E!!!!!!!

  • @DarkKillerTeddy
    @DarkKillerTeddy 7 лет назад +7

    OMG SENPAI GAVE ME HIS GLOVES! IM NEVER WASHING MY HANDS AGAIN!

  • @kuriyamatidusflossy
    @kuriyamatidusflossy 7 лет назад +1

    This is the best ASMR channel...period!

  • @chrisrva710
    @chrisrva710 7 лет назад +64

    for all of you wondering what the mask is for; old doctor's used to stick herbs and other spices and seasonings into the beak in order to protect your nose from the contaminated air, or so they thought

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J 7 лет назад +4

      Baked I don't think anyone is asking, I think it's common sense, plague doctors

    • @chrisrva710
      @chrisrva710 7 лет назад +13

      yeah man such common sense i could totally tell just by looking at it that they placed different shit into their masks. and yeah i did see a few comments asking so...

    • @wolololo1783
      @wolololo1783 7 лет назад +2

      congrats you know basic useless facts that everyone knows by now, no one asked

    • @Morbinonit
      @Morbinonit 7 лет назад +15

      They thought the disease was caused by foul odours, neato!

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J 7 лет назад +2

      Baked don't be an ass. I'm saying everybody learned about them in school or elsewhere, people just hear about them

  • @mankuzos1473
    @mankuzos1473 7 лет назад

    The man that never runs out of ideas.
    Awesome! Love corvus videos

  • @dylancallaghan6078
    @dylancallaghan6078 7 лет назад +4

    26:47 when he pulls his leg up I cried 😂😂

    • @makeazy
      @makeazy 7 лет назад

      Dylan Callaghan Lol

    • @lil_john697
      @lil_john697 5 лет назад

      Same!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrThumperChris
    @MrThumperChris 7 лет назад +150

    Sorry everyone, but I'm Corvus' favorite. Try not to be jealous

  • @MrProman2pointO
    @MrProman2pointO 7 лет назад +1

    This video by far is one of the best ones Uncle E has made yet.

  • @Beepintheblip
    @Beepintheblip 7 лет назад +36

    You should have used the sonic screwdriver on the "patient"

    • @bricepatrick28
      @bricepatrick28 7 лет назад

      A sonic probe? *Dalek Voice*

    • @nouprajy
      @nouprajy 7 лет назад

      It's just a prank bra! jk jk jk...Apologies friend, let me explain my complex humor to you. See I am too insecure to just say something and not care if you get it, that's why I say "jk" and tell you why I say the things I do. Now you might not know what "jk" means, so just to clarify, it means "just joking". That's just to let you know I'm making a joke, do you know I am joking? It has to be made clear... Idgit.

  • @IcyIce1
    @IcyIce1 4 года назад +2

    28:00 😂 this whole foot scene got me in tears

  • @GalAnonim321
    @GalAnonim321 7 лет назад +63

    I think he blinked once...

    • @hoeforrose
      @hoeforrose 7 лет назад +4

      Pimpeczek Don’t blink

    • @sapphire911
      @sapphire911 5 лет назад

      Don't blink! 👁️👁️😳

  • @Laydralae_Joy
    @Laydralae_Joy 7 лет назад

    This is the first Doctor ASMR I've seen where the viewer is not the patient, and I like it!

  • @UpsideDwon
    @UpsideDwon 7 лет назад +4

    Rift it has taken me far too long to long to realize that you're a lefty. Fun to see another southpaw out there!

  • @samwisethewack
    @samwisethewack 7 лет назад

    I swear Papa Rift is the most creative person on RUclips he named runs out of new material I love it!

  • @QuackQuackMofo
    @QuackQuackMofo 7 лет назад +149

    Who is she

  • @asmrorelse
    @asmrorelse 7 лет назад +1

    The first person POV was brilliant. Remarkable. 💕

  • @jackandrew5676
    @jackandrew5676 7 лет назад +38

    Do I get to keep the outfit?

    • @nukessolveeverything5340
      @nukessolveeverything5340 7 лет назад +4

      Jack Andrew only if you assist in the spreading of our newest strain of the plague.

  • @Who_aaaaam_I
    @Who_aaaaam_I 7 лет назад

    You are persistently entertaining and relaxation-inducing, and I appreciate the time/effort you put into your videos. Thank you sir!

  • @literallyasuka2996
    @literallyasuka2996 7 лет назад +53

    Kinda creepy to me how the mannequin looks like an adult version of me
    Lol, I like it!
    By the way, plague doctors should still be a thing tbh because they're awesome, and maybe the plague doctor costume can be handy to make it less likely to catch a virus. Probably not though.

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 7 лет назад +10

      If I remember correctly, they usually filled the "beak" of the mask with perfumes in the hope that it would ward off the illness. It worked about as well as you'd expect.

    • @DanteMartinoThemysteriousGamer
      @DanteMartinoThemysteriousGamer 7 лет назад +12

      You're almost right. The "beak" was typically filled with special herbs and remedies-posies, spices-to stave off airborne contaminants. It actually worked better than expected, only issue was the rest of the attire. Their solution? A heavy waxed overcoat. Not joking. They'd spread wax over their attire to help seal their skin off.
      No, I didn't wiki this, I once wrote an essay on these dudes.

    • @iTyncWithReality
      @iTyncWithReality 4 года назад

      @@K4inan he's saying you are a hypocrite because you justified the source of your statement ("kinda studying criminology") apropos of nothing the same as he did. Not saying you're lying, but it's a little suspicious.
      basically saying "I didn't wiki this" without saying it.
      Get it?

    • @iTyncWithReality
      @iTyncWithReality 4 года назад

      I actually thought you were making a joke until you typed "I fail to see how"...
      Unless that's part if it!? Bamboozled again *shakes 👊

  • @cristianosejo9230
    @cristianosejo9230 4 года назад

    You can't lie this was a great relaxant and ear massage

  • @MorvoiceASMR
    @MorvoiceASMR 7 лет назад +15

    Swiss Army Man - The unreleased Rift-Version :D

  • @ernie8430
    @ernie8430 7 лет назад +2

    I kept thinking the mannequin was going to move... lol

  • @Slowmotionman2
    @Slowmotionman2 6 лет назад +6

    Haha I want to see a plague doctor yoga asmr now. Imagine corvos in yoga pants

  • @samuelboyer2730
    @samuelboyer2730 7 лет назад +2

    Early squaaaad! was doing a project while watching another one of ER's videos. Boy am i happy this arrived!

  • @DarkerRunesASMR
    @DarkerRunesASMR 7 лет назад +753

    The patient does not look very healthy.

    • @loveshaneforever
      @loveshaneforever 7 лет назад +24

      The brain cancers will do that to you

    • @NocturnalToothbrush
      @NocturnalToothbrush 7 лет назад +27

      ASMR RMSA He made a single comment pertaining to the video, and didn't once advertise his channel, what the hell are you talking about? People are allowed to leave comments whether they have a channel or not.

    • @atoastermakescorncake3549
      @atoastermakescorncake3549 7 лет назад +5

      Wait, how do you know he's trying to do that?

    • @ISuperGenXI
      @ISuperGenXI 7 лет назад +7

      Zat iz vhy he haz come to see ze best plaughe docktor in ze vorld

    • @uberfighter962
      @uberfighter962 7 лет назад +4

      That's why he's this patient

  • @matthewwunderlich4364
    @matthewwunderlich4364 6 лет назад +1

    He says he wants to be anonymous then says his name literally right after😂 I died at that part.

  • @ASMRBOX
    @ASMRBOX 7 лет назад +16

    1:00:03 did his eyes just move?

    • @tychambers3956
      @tychambers3956 7 лет назад +5

      Joseph Siri because forwarding through a video isnt a thing?

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 7 лет назад +3

      Tyler Chamberlin One does not simply forward through ER's videos.
      ... Unless you're here for some specific mentioned massage parts of it I guess.

    • @Isaacfess
      @Isaacfess 7 лет назад +6

      I'm not seein anything. but it still looks creepy.

    • @R.2.Row.
      @R.2.Row. 7 лет назад

      It was just the reflection.

    • @Axor_A
      @Axor_A 7 лет назад

      Joseph Siri idiot. That is length of the video, not how long ago was the vid

  • @jpeike1314
    @jpeike1314 7 лет назад +1

    Keep up the good work, I LOVE THIS, you deserve much more likes and money cuz you put so much time and money into this.

  • @linakat8490
    @linakat8490 7 лет назад +7

    I love the theory of plague doctors. They're very mysterious and intriguing

    • @linakat8490
      @linakat8490 7 лет назад +2

      K4inan you're right. I meant the concept, or the superstition, like how there are rumors that they would actually raise the dead.

  • @yeetlord6956
    @yeetlord6956 6 лет назад

    This video should get 1 mil+ views, honestly is so well done! :DDD

  • @TomTom-fs7hx
    @TomTom-fs7hx 7 лет назад +14

    Amazing already

  • @ncrveteranranger2483
    @ncrveteranranger2483 7 лет назад +1

    I love how you're still using the new awesome Corvus mask but combined with the hat makes the eyes/glass tinted again. I feel having Corvus's eyes pure black makes perfect sense. The mask is resembling a bird and since real bird eyes are usually pure black, you con't tell who their looking at, same goes for corvus. Also adds that mystery feel to him. Awesome vid Rift ^__^

  • @kyleighg356
    @kyleighg356 7 лет назад +4

    "Yo Ben, how's business"
    "Boomin"

  • @veganground293
    @veganground293 7 лет назад +1

    Anyone else find it funny how ER wiggles his shoulders getting ready to start talking? 0:31

  • @imajinxnation9020
    @imajinxnation9020 6 лет назад +2

    Lmao, first you broke his legs and massaged his feet, then you snatched his weave?!?! 😂

  • @masonmccormick8405
    @masonmccormick8405 7 лет назад

    I typically don't like Plague Doctor videos but I very much enjoyed this one! Excellent.

  • @ASMRBOX
    @ASMRBOX 7 лет назад +5

    your videos are always so creative

  • @BlueSkidoo13
    @BlueSkidoo13 7 лет назад

    Each of your characters has a distinct way of talking and I love that about your work! ❤️

  • @Syuriix
    @Syuriix 7 лет назад +6

    Have we tried aromatherapy? I heard about some new plant-based leeches that were released a few centuries ago I've been itching to try.

  • @satansson5813
    @satansson5813 7 лет назад +2

    I just kind of skipped to see what the vid is like when I went to 32:01 and just turned it to the start and was like this is my kind of ASMR lol

  • @thebeelord7136
    @thebeelord7136 3 года назад +7

    I sure hope Neil Cicierega there makes a full recovery

  • @anies_only
    @anies_only 7 лет назад +1

    This is so soothing, bless you for this upload!

  • @franciafrancia2481
    @franciafrancia2481 6 лет назад +4

    Corvus is so adorable!! The way he says brain cancersz...twittersz...facebooksz...social mediasz...hihi so cute 😊😊😊

  • @ChipperTate
    @ChipperTate 7 лет назад +1

    Now I can say POV is my favorite genre in two different kinds of videos.

  • @stansethley3853
    @stansethley3853 7 лет назад +13

    Albert's sickness is probably called "BowTieNotStraightThroughTheWholeVideoAlitis".

  • @MistyBlueLights
    @MistyBlueLights 7 лет назад

    Look I don't know how to say this but Corvus talking to the patient is adorable and I can't explain why. It just is.

  • @andreabasalto
    @andreabasalto 7 лет назад +5

    Just started watching Doctor Who and this comes out, lol.

  • @TheGoosington
    @TheGoosington 7 лет назад

    Rift makes the absolute highest quality of asmr videos there are.

  • @FlashieBoi
    @FlashieBoi 7 лет назад +3

    *random person walks in the room* *slowly closes door and runs*

  • @Suhmantics
    @Suhmantics 7 лет назад

    My favorite character returns again! Thanks for yet another fantastic upload!

  • @johnyjnate
    @johnyjnate 7 лет назад +3

    A what point do we find out when ever one rifts characters says they got new hands or limbs he's actually surgically attached new limbs to himself because he is immortal and is here to give us asmr until the end of time