You’d honestly think that when crouching you’re character would put their arms down. Nope, they 75% of the way t-posing behind whatever you’re hiding behind.
Hex: Asmr Healing The entity calls onto a healing survivor to preform ASMR while healing, causing all healing speed to be decreased by 1,000%-1,500%-2,000%
Judging by the info that was given, the killer was probably the Legion. Jeff states at the beginning that the viewer has some “deep wounds”. Legion’s power is to inflict deep wound on a multitude of survivors at once. Second, Jeff says that “it all happened so quickly”. Legion’s ability makes them run fast and inflict their deep wound. Lastly, this is Jeff, the survivor who was paired with the Legion.
Bro I literally won a game because of mither they stabbed me then went after my friend I got up and went to the hatch after he killed my friend he found me and downed me on top of hatch and I crawled out.
Plot Twist: There's a killer with insidious just right around the corner watching these two cute survivors because they've already moried the other two
So then in-game, it's just like a lil montage/the highlights of the days that pass by OR when we play we're set on the final day where they either escape or die after multiple days in the trial
Meg: You’ll be fine, come on and help me with this gen Jeff: Alright buddy, sleep tight, don’t let the entity bite Me in both situations: I am so screwed
The fact that he does so much effort researching about the topics that he’s doing ASMR on is actually really impressive and shows that he cares about quality instead of quantity.
I can always tell which video game ER's been playing lately and how long he's locked himself away playing them by his uploads and how long his hair's grown
I lost my goddamned mind when you crouched into the frame, lmao...I have been loving dbd lately and couldn't believe you'd done some roleplays! You truly are the Swiss army knife of asmr. Thank you for all you do!
one of jeff's perks is aftercare. aftercare is typically referred to as the act of giving affection and comfort to someone after a rough BDSM experience. i'll let you sit with that
It could only be a separate plane of reality. From canon riftverse information the sanitarium lasts through the end of the world and keeps on chugging due to reanimation and such. The theory I personally have is the Arkham entity and the DBD entity decide to work together.
I took off Spine Chill for a while, I somehow did MUCH better than with it, like, seriously, I looped killers better, avoided them better, just, somehow, without Spine Chill, I was unstoppable
Entity walks in: okay, which one of you made the blood loss timer on injured survivors? I wanted it specifically for DYING survivors!!! Im gonna put you in the trials douches!
Jeff: *Healing someone for 49 minutes and 30 seconds* Me: *Healing someone in 0.4 seconds while using “We’ll make it, Botany knowledge, self-care with a medkit, and max stacked autodidact”*
Clem Time I’ve tested the build and read the description. We’ll make it stacks with medkits and healing with multiple survivors. It also works with autodidact but doesn’t work well with it cause the faster the heal the less skill checks you’ll have. It doesn’t stack with botany knowledge tho
He seems like the type of guy to somehow make ASMR with the survivor or killer in a match and win by distracting the killer or distracting the survivors until time runs out.
plot twist: you were playing legion and you picked up a laurie with ds and she stabbed you. jeff mistaked you for a survivor and now he’s patching up where laurie stabbed you
@@justcat33 rift (or in the video "jeff") could have been running into the area, legion got ds'ed and legion stood still activating insidious " didnt hear any chainsaw rev......or traps being placed" (legion from what i know maining him on dbd doesnt have audio ques unless ur close after frenzy he screams hense jeff not hearing him therefore the joke us solid) he notes its a new killer and he "i dont recognize you. Your not bill..."
Reminds me of a game where I just got head ond by some Meg (course it was a meg) so I remembered that of course and didnt wait for the Dead hard. Yea she had Dead Hard as well
So the players are: Nea (No0b3) Jeff (Uncle E) The new survivor (Us) And finally, some random Blendette cause not a *SINGLE FUCKING GEN WAS DONE DURING THIS VIDEO*
![Ice On My Teeth - ATEEZ エイティーズ 에이티즈 [Music Bank] | KBS WORLD TV 241115](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c-n92OgbbwA/mqdefault.jpg)
“I think we’re safe. I don’t hear the killers heartbeat or terror radius”.
*myers tier 3 pops*
MONITOR AND ABUSE, BAYYBEEEEE! 🔪
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been hit by, a smooth criminal
@@Jacob-zk1jy *struck
On the second one.
But I love the comment. 😂
The Big Man Joe **piano plays**
@@AzuriteCoast I hate you!(jk) You're the type of person that plays the jumpscare myers at 12am.
The fact that the killer couldn’t finish the game in 50 minutes is real tragic
Its usually how playing on corn maps as trapper feels. Especially when the 3 gen strat is in effect.
And the healer taking 50min to finish isn't tragic either???
@@llnordicll Thanotophobia, sloppy butcher bro.
You are all missing the point. The fact that they couldn't escape in 50 minutes is the real tragedy
@@llnordicll It's Legion using the old broken Grimy and Filthy blade add-on system
That crouch walk is exactly how it feels like in the game
that intro is amazing omfg
Veeeerrryyyy snnneeaakkyy
Yeah immedeately upon starting the video i thought, damn this is already so great, not joking.
You’d honestly think that when crouching you’re character would put their arms down. Nope, they 75% of the way t-posing behind whatever you’re hiding behind.
+++
Me, as a killer: Where the hell are last 2 survivors ?
Last 2 survivors:
NURSES CALLING
*if I don't take a risk then I ain't risking anything*
Jeff is using distortion
Best comment here
I liked so that the like number wasn't 699.
Man, this Killer's anti-healing build is bonkers.
Took Jeff forever to heal one Survivor.
Pre-exploit fix mending :p
It will take him his whole life to research a 25/75 cure
Legion wants to know your location.
Hex: Asmr Healing
The entity calls onto a healing survivor to preform ASMR while healing, causing all healing speed to be decreased by 1,000%-1,500%-2,000%
Killed massacres everybody and goes back. Lol
I love how this attracts all the Dead by Daylight fans while all the people who are genuinely into ASMR are so confused
I’m leveling this guy up to pristige 3. So long Quentin
I have no clue what's going on but I'm just taking this as "Apocalypse Doctor ASMR" and rolling with it
I love DBD and ASMR so it's a win win for me haha
I love both these things and this was just in my recommended and I was like “ WHAT?”
I’m into both.
Petition to add this as a cut scene when a Jeff heals you
it’s only good if it plays the ENTIRE thing
@@Jera985 aye, and no skipping either
Thomas Simpson It should play as a Tome Easter egg. You will need
Tome 1, 2, 3. Completed
Visit all maps
Heal 200 survivors with Jeff.
A cutscene would be stupid but maybe quips he says while healing but still a good idea
@@Rusty-yk2bd aye cos the concept of a cutscene is the problem and no the fact its an hour long. ya weapon
Jeff: alright i think we’re safe, i don’t hear the killer’s terror radius
Wraith: BING BING BONG BONG
*haha bell go brrr*
lmaoo i main wraith well i started
Stealth
Pig roar
Plot twist he has silent bell
Jeff: I don't hear the... Killers heartbeat
Me: *laughs in monitor and abuse*
*Bubba sneezes in basement*
*Hag roaming around with Dark Devotion*
*Ghostface hides behind the corner with Ghost Stealth*
*Coughs in furtive chase*
*smiles in insidious*
Either he plays dbd or he researches to the fullest extent and that shows dedication to his craft
When he made the blood web curator vid, he said he played it for like a month.
It’s definitely cool to see an asmrtist know what they’re on about
Both probably
Little late to reply but he is a big fan, he’s done half a dozen ASMR videos on it
Plot twist:
the Jeff is actually toxic and trapped you in a corner for almost an hour when you were cleansing a dull totem for blood points
Double plot twist, Jeff came to heal you and caught up to you at the dull totem and a wraith was blocking you both in
Triple plot twist
There is a baby Dwight behind the wraith confused on what is happening
he said deep wounds soo maybe it was the old infinite mending legion.
High Roller that would make sense as the deep wound timer lasts for 90 minutes
I literally held my finger on the like to laugh response. Wow. Too much fb lately 🤣🤣
Judging by the info that was given, the killer was probably the Legion. Jeff states at the beginning that the viewer has some “deep wounds”. Legion’s power is to inflict deep wound on a multitude of survivors at once. Second, Jeff says that “it all happened so quickly”. Legion’s ability makes them run fast and inflict their deep wound. Lastly, this is Jeff, the survivor who was paired with the Legion.
Nice detective skills
What perks are you running?
Me: No mither.
Maximilian Tymowski LMAO
🤣😂 oof
Bro I literally won a game because of mither they stabbed me then went after my friend I got up and went to the hatch after he killed my friend he found me and downed me on top of hatch and I crawled out.
I don't like your tone of voice
Underrated comment
Yo who tf was looping him this whole time
P3 Nea with a flashlight
Noob3
some tryhard Meg with sprint burst and d strike lol
@@EnolaBae a meg wouldn't last a minute in a chase
LordAndCrusader _ as a meg I take offense to that😞
Me: *bleeding out*
Him: *names every single sound i could've possibly heard before being attacked*
Plot Twist: There's a killer with insidious just right around the corner watching these two cute survivors because they've already moried the other two
Earth Is A Donut The killers sitting there just like ‘Aw kiss already you two’
I agree with you’re name we have made new religion
After the video ends, Bubba just pops around the corner like “Hello there”
It's the wraith sitting there
@@cloaker5445 I was gonna say the same Phillip is probably a softie
Next Asmr: Myers breathes heavily while face camping you on the hook
Lol I'm imagining this now
@@unknownpsi9128 ikr
We’ll get stalky boi to do that
I mean... he already has a Meyers asmr..... ur not too far off😭
I want it to be almost an hour long
After crouch walking, I really wish ephemeral would've t-bagged to communicate instead of actual words.
😂
Morse code crouches
imagine how many skill checks he missed
lol
The man must be ripping our guts out
ToastyMango 85 at least 40
What your psn? If you tryna play apex
Logen Hunter mine is ToastyMango85
Jeff: *spends 10 minutes healing me*
Jeff: “What perks are you running?”
Me: “No Mither”
Jeff: “you fucking what?”
lol
me: bleeding out profusely, dying
Jeff: *i can clean your ears for you*
Buhguul lol
*gurgling noises intensify*
I hated sinister with a passion
@@イひとメえイひとメえ i loved it. it was garbage
Plays video of you bleeding . Jeff i got some jelly beans you like jelly beans
Alternate title: "Baby Killer gets looped for 49 minutes while Jeff Johansen solo ques."
"Dude I'm losing blood, why are you just telling me the lore"
Simple:
You must be running no mither
Joel Korhonen You dont lose blood with No Mither, Maybe your simply mangled....?
golden
Jeff: *wears gloves for hygiene*
Also Jeff: "Let me touch every centimeter of that rusty key"
Lmao
Jeff: don’t worry he can’t find us here. Nurses calling: Imma bout to end this whole mans career
XD Found a spirit running that a few days ago, like WHAT?
Kolbey Kliewer LMaO
Has distortion
Fred Lost like the worst perk, but the Jeff might be going for the achievement
Ds me I dare you
In game: 20 second back rub
Real life: probably this video
Agreed.
Well the game lore does say that they are trapped in those "games" for several days so yeah this is actually how it could play out in real time.
So then in-game, it's just like a lil montage/the highlights of the days that pass by OR when we play we're set on the final day where they either escape or die after multiple days in the trial
@@LastNameBravo23 Yeah probably like a quick montage lol
Love you pp btw samination is the best x)
Hiding from the killer for 50 mins straight? I thought this was Jeff not Claudette
We’re u got that pk profile pic?
@@idwiw-8767 *B R U H*
HEY! Stop we dont all hide I run the killer the whole match and get camp so please pay respect to claudettes 😔😖
@@Rikkachiwa hmmmmmmmmmmm
I M E R S I V E
How meg heals you: *doesn’t*
How jeff heals you: Patches you up perfectly and tucks you into bed with some hot soup and a bed time story.
Meg: You’ll be fine, come on and help me with this gen
Jeff: Alright buddy, sleep tight, don’t let the entity bite
Me in both situations: I am so screwed
@@logeyperogi1805 "And if she tries?"
And that’s on what? Aftercare. ☺️
as a meg main, you are absolutely right, now get out of my way, i have baby trappers to tbag
@@jenslyhne6921 too bad i got pinhead ahahhaa you not loop me now hoaaajsjahahwoww shahqjhahhq sndmkakakakakaa get hooked m egggg
Plot twist: A wraith was watching them the whole time
And had noed 3:
No we all know it was a shape farming points and getting evil within to max
That's cute.
Barack Obama he has double pink add-ons
And he was hiding behind a locker 😨
From the length of the match, I can only assume the killer was Bubba.
GoblinKillerDude69 Freddy before he got reworked
@@fatjuicytaco, You right...this Jeff is taking his sweet time healing us at the exit gate.
Camping hooks🙃
“We got a medkit”
And I thought brown was the worse med
This med actually slows your healing speed by 95%
But it gives you endurance for 30 seconds or until mend timer is up.
There’s a medkit that does this...?
@@bbydvorah8898 no it's sarcasm
Fr tho
@@bbydvorah8898 no. There is no medkit that takes 50 minutes to use. You could play 3 or more games in that time
“Let me just heal you real quick. It won’t take more than a whole 50 minute Asmr video.”
Killer probably had Sloppy Butcher
@@macaronisaladdi think so
Average self care heal time
I need a hour long video of him crawling around while whispering"veerrryyy snnneaakkyyy"
hello me on a different account just checking and wow 40 likes
@@theeguy9022 why hello me
This is sad yet amusing
@@jamesbuggey2759 glad u liked it
@@jamesbuggey2759 glad u liked it
Can we announce the fact that he’s using sprint burst AND DEAD HARD
I think he just said random perks off the top of his head. Still pretty funny, though.
Next thing we know hes running sprint burst,dead hard,head on and lithe.
I run lithe and head on the same build sometimes 😬😬
He's a pro gamer
Alex Hernandezalex that’s literally pointless lol
The fact that he does so much effort researching about the topics that he’s doing ASMR on is actually really impressive and shows that he cares about quality instead of quantity.
definetely. he also plays this game though, but i agree with you
Also he makes it entertaining by having so many themes on his channel
Jeff: Taking his time to heal the baby Dwight.
The Deathslinger aiming through the window: D o i t .
Lookin like you've heed your last haw cowboy
Sir please I haven't slept since I've arrived
deathslinger looking across the field with iri coin waiting for them to finish healing:
He's healing emotional wounds
Knarled fig LMAO
I can always tell which video game ER's been playing lately and how long he's locked himself away playing them by his uploads and how long his hair's grown
So, before making the aquarium video he watched finding Nemo?
@@kuroseal8613 nah he played Subnautica
Your profile picture😭🤩👌🏽
DerangeD_ Lani thank you 👍
he should do a danganronpa one 🤭
2:54 HE SAID IT
OnlyWaifu pog
HE DID IT
HE SAID IT
*quiet air horns*
OnlyWaifu i didn’t even realize the first time
Yes he said it he said the funny
I don't get it
I lost my goddamned mind when you crouched into the frame, lmao...I have been loving dbd lately and couldn't believe you'd done some roleplays! You truly are the Swiss army knife of asmr. Thank you for all you do!
Is this why I feel like I’m the only one ever doing generators in game?
Because Joseph and Ceasar went to church
I had to do all 5 in one game
@@justcallmelab7231 SHIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAA
fucking gen rusher >~
that's because you are doing all the gens,with randoms
Killer definitely had Sloppy butcher, thanatophobia, dying light.
And that one clown perk that to hard to spell
@@collinreyna5459 coulrophobia 😂
I won't be sprised if it was a Freddy with reduced action Speed add ons
Xenofon 1313 with distressing so we get it from far away
hopefully NOT nurses
This video was recorded during the legion mending exploit.
I wish I coulda done that as Legion :( but oh well, it's history by now and I could've gotten banned for it.
@@CopyNinjaJay same here even though it was a total asshole move to do
I did the glitch and it was funny to watch but stupid to go against
Nah probably the mangled status effect stack exploit, thats why it took 49 minutes to heal
did it once and got banned for a week for doing it one guy just let himself bleed out because he had to mend for 20+ minutes
Me: Why is the game taking 50 minutes long?
Dwight: Day 76 of hiding in a Locker
I’m a baby dwight
@@Random_in_Disguise Same
Day 89 I think the killer has left but just to be safe I’ll stay here for another month or so
Day 101: the game glitched and the game is going on but only Dwight is alive and nea have taken her entity form and looking for him.
I love dweets. So cute
What's with the 20 questions? Heal me bro! I'm bleeding out!
New addons
Infinite Mending Legion glitch
Lol Paulie, interesting seeing u here 👌❤
I would Like but it's at 69 so no
@@Jörmungandr645 good choice
0:00-0:15 7 year old me sneaking into my moms room to take back my psp
7 year old me pretending to be a ninja to scare mom
LMAO 💀 me trying to get back my phone from my moms room
6 year old me sneaking out my uncles basement
I was sneaking in my mom's room to deactivate the alarm clock so I don't had to be in school
we we lets be real, you’re uncle was the real killer lmao
Any one else waiting for dwight sits in a locker all game asmr
Day 1?
Lmao facts
Anyone waiting for meg doing generators all game asmr
JamesSk8s I am.
Oooh that's where he was. I'm on this hook, lookin' around like "Where's the third person???"
Jeff: i don't hear a heart beat
Me: *sees spine chill active for way to long*
Me: *visual panic.*
Myers tier III intensifies
turns out the killer had insidious and was watching at a clear angle
Turns out the killer was afk
Brings out lithe
Jeff: There’s no terror radius, we’re safe
Me: *sees spine chill* Something’s wrong, I can feel it
He said Deep wounds so it was probably Legion
Also you could totally do a ghostface roleplay with the leather gloves and a mask
If not, it might be BT
Or it could be the new DeAtHsLiNgEr
@@willow9216 youre name is feng min and you have a nea pic I think youre insane
@@LusunAreisNumber1Stan No, that's a Feng Skin.
@@aerodynamichotdog he had a nea picture
Him: "what'd you bring on you?" "Oh a key" *grabs my key*
Me: *starts sweating profusely*
AYO🔇GIVE🔇IT🔇BACK🔇
He’s not healing him. This is infinite mending Legion.
*me on the hook on struggle phase*
my teammates across the map:
Hey
Wraith in his invisible mode: why is he taking forever to heal I just want the points
Fuckin sloppy butcher, thanatophobia, coulrophobia, dying light, and Jeff is running autodidact and has zero stacks.
aerodynamichotdog lol
*Jeopardy Theme Intensifies*
Sneak: 100
Beard: 200
Health: 300
Tingles: ∞
Wholesomeness: 1,000,000
Healing time: **INFINITY**
Props to this Man's acting. He spoke 50 minutes just out of the sleeve.
Survivor: *Suffers and bleeds*
Jeff: I like drawing...
*Really?*
one of jeff's perks is aftercare. aftercare is typically referred to as the act of giving affection and comfort to someone after a rough BDSM experience. i'll let you sit with that
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
o h
what, you didn't know Jeff was a bottom?
@@tomtheawesomeness no he's giving aftercare
@@pleasantpheasant7456 he's verse
"...used to be Arkham Sanitarium."
So is this set in the future?
Different version of the sanitarium due to the entity giving familiarity to the maps or another one through a rift
That's epic
It could only be a separate plane of reality. From canon riftverse information the sanitarium lasts through the end of the world and keeps on chugging due to reanimation and such. The theory I personally have is the Arkham entity and the DBD entity decide to work together.
Future map
Well no it’s set in the past
Jeff - “This will only take a minute.”
Me - *Looks at the video length and sees **49:31*
[PRESS X TO DOUBT]
Y
A
G
O
R
“Sprint Burst and Dead Hard”
*Wait, that’s illegal*
69th like
@@kingpuddles1404 nice.
I don't think anyone would even run two exhaustion perks unless it was adrenaline.
@@NocturnalLoner i run 3 😳
@@metyy1320 dang. How do you use them all?
"I Don't Hear The Heartbeat, I Think We're Safe" *Scratched Mirror Myers Appears From The Void*
A ghostface is probably stalking the heck outta us
Sinister_ Cat248 it was wraith the whole time
@@sprite3908 oh dear god-
Ghostface waiting the entire time just to 99 us, then hit us with Marked and Noed
Piggy ready to ambush
Plot Twist: the one that IS being healed is actually running no mither.
And self care
And For The people
And inner strength
And a purple medkit
Xd
Meanwhile the killer's running around the map for the 517th time, wondering what sort of cheat code this is...
That crouch walk tho 👌👌
“Do you want to know the definition of insanity?”
In reality
They might be in the basement hiding
Jeff: "Do you have Spine Chill?"
Me: **Nods my head yes**
Jeff: "No? Me neither"
Me: .-.
Bruh. Spine Chill is the only perk i never take off ever
@@joeyjointjebaiter1275 same
Spine chill is literally my fave perk along with iron will
I took off Spine Chill for a while, I somehow did MUCH better than with it, like, seriously, I looped killers better, avoided them better, just, somehow, without Spine Chill, I was unstoppable
@@logeyperogi1805 Spinechill was probably making you paranoid
Usually I don’t really like ASMRs, but this one takes a special place in my heart ❤️❤️
Plot Twist: We’re secretly a Legion member, as to why Jeff didn’t recognize us
Jeff is an ex legion member
@@schizomani4c Really tho?
@@wendolynsaurio2426 i believe so look in his backstory
@@schizomani4c He's not. He just made their mural and logo, not knowing that they were a group of criminals.
@@schizomani4c that's why he came out with the legion. Since he broke the oath and left the group they're out to get him
That's how healing felt when Legion had those broken add-ons
Jeff: "this will only take a minute"
*49 minutes later still no healing
Me: "Jeff I still haven't gotten hea..."
*dies from blood loss
i was looking to see if anyone noticed this too-
Entity walks in: okay, which one of you made the blood loss timer on injured survivors? I wanted it specifically for DYING survivors!!! Im gonna put you in the trials douches!
Fr mans is just sitting their wounded badly while this dude is sitting around talking about nothing lol
D E E P W O U N D
Must've been Plague Vomit
imagine jeff coming up to you and while healing just does a whole 50 minute speech
Jeff: *Healing someone for 49 minutes and 30 seconds*
Me: *Healing someone in 0.4 seconds while using “We’ll make it, Botany knowledge, self-care with a medkit, and max stacked autodidact”*
We’ll make it doesn’t stack with Botany Knowledge or Selfcare
Kirby PPG It actually does
Clem Time I’ve tested the build and read the description. We’ll make it stacks with medkits and healing with multiple survivors. It also works with autodidact but doesn’t work well with it cause the faster the heal the less skill checks you’ll have. It doesn’t stack with botany knowledge tho
Kirby PPG Alright Mineta just let me have my funny comment please
@@kirbyppg let him have the funny comment
My teammates while I get chased:
Or theyll hide in lockers
best comment award
Sean L. LMAO I GOT HOOKED AND MY TEAM MATES WERE CROUCH WALKING AROUND smh
Best comment!
Fax
Me fixing all the generators while the fourth loops the killer
"Where's that dwight and the Jeff man?"
Dwight and Jeff-
**gets injured again and this Jeff is the only other person left**
**screams in Claudette**
Self Care moment
"Those are some deep wounds." "Happened so fast" ah, I diagnose you with pre patch Infinite Mending Feral Frenzy
I thought that, no idea if it was intended or not
Healing in one spot for this long. "Laughs in crow"
Healing is an action, so you won't get crows.
*grins in Oni*
Laughs in frenzied Legion.
@@crown1346 growls in holding-hatched-ready huntress
this comment is golden.
Plot twist ; He’s been talking to one of the legions the whole time
susie is just staring in visible confusion the whole time
@@_saiyuno susie is hot
@@t7mf i wholeheartedly agree
Down bad
@@t7mf fax
Imagine if this is what you saw everytime you got healed
Man not as bad gta had it worst when u first started online and that damn angel would tell u some shit and would TAKE FOREVER
Be a long as* trial.
"What perks you running?"
Me- Self care
Fr though, It may be a waste of a perk slot sometimes, but it's a lifesaver when my teammates are potatoes
Me- you know, the usual, self care, no mither, unbreakable, oh no, I dont have my 4th perk slot yet, I just got this sucker to prestige 2!
And then the killer have nurse's calling and they both die.
XD
BBQ incoming
Dayummm
Big map
And all you get from the nurse is an Ice Pack
I feel like he had research all the characters to know . But if he actually plays dbd props to him
He did i think he made a vid of it a few years ago
Oh yeah no this man is a gamer Uncle E the gamer that is
He seems like the type of guy to somehow make ASMR with the survivor or killer in a match and win by distracting the killer or distracting the survivors until time runs out.
Me running killer round: WHAT ARE MY TEAMMATES DOING???
My teammates:
“Doing Gens, You?”
Doing bones, You?
Being Immersed, you?
Blending into the bushes, you?
@Jessica Schneider Bruh wtf
jeff: “won’t take maybe a minute”
me: *looks at **49:31** long video*
me: something tells me it’ll take more than a minute
69th like baby
CorDarius nice
"What perks are you running?"
"I'm running No Mither sir"
"Ok, let me just keep healing you..."
Oof
dont question Jeff hes a magical being
Please tell me you at least have self care with that
PleasantPheasant and solidarity
@@Shorkii. Can't forget Inner Strength
“I think we’re safe... I don’t hear the killer’s heartbeat or terror radius.”
*Wraith rings his bell and materializes besides Johansen*
ah ding ding ding
Kiss
ding ding ding ding PA PARAPA PARAPA
@@NeoMetaI DIO???? you died.
Well yes but actually no
Jeff: lemme get u patched up...40 mins later
Me: where the heck is the killer, and why isnt anyone doing gens???
The killer is probably having a rave with the survivors
Their farming in the killers shack
“Ahh man.. you’re pretty” thought he was tryna compliment us
need the sauce on that pfp STAT
RatherLargePotato last time I even had this pic on my phone was 2 years ago. That phone got rekt LOL
Losty 7th This is a national tragedy.
@@transfemengimain your mother
plot twist: you were playing legion and you picked up a laurie with ds and she stabbed you. jeff mistaked you for a survivor and now he’s patching up where laurie stabbed you
Bruh
Jokes about disguised Legion will never get old
@@justcat33 rift (or in the video "jeff") could have been running into the area, legion got ds'ed and legion stood still activating insidious " didnt hear any chainsaw rev......or traps being placed" (legion from what i know maining him on dbd doesnt have audio ques unless ur close after frenzy he screams hense jeff not hearing him therefore the joke us solid) he notes its a new killer and he "i dont recognize you. Your not bill..."
@@justcat33 insidious Legion apparently exist hehe
Old legion with the infinite mending bug
Yes
"Maybe it was the Pig that hit you" - best ASMR sentence ever.
Jeff: this won't take maybe a minute
The video : 49 minutes
Surviver has deep wounds
Jeff-“I love this sound”
*rubs gloves together*
Gropes plastic wrapper😌☺️
Oh god, the profile picture makes this so much better
Why did I think ur profile pic was Lisa simpson
Me: Nooo you cant just stand there and not heal me
Jeff: Haha tweezers go click clack
Baccrub go BBRRRT
That one guy who stops healing you every 2 seconds to avoid skill checks
Jeff: so what perks are ya runnin’?
Me: *stares intensely while shoving noodles into my face*
Jeff: Ahh, okay.
@J Hs ?
Noodle Perk:
You become noodle
@@ejdjghtj5931 slippery like a noodle after getting unhooked take and free hit without going into mending state
@@gokusolos5504 borrowed time 2
@@dadog4077 yea
It’s 2020, start calling me by my street name. ‘Lil shape
Hey, Lil' Shape! XD 😆
Hi lil shape
Also did you injure this poor survivor?
But you're a fuckin unit mate
Ok ‘Lil Shape.
Hey look! It's Lil shape!
"Im running sprint burst and dead hard"
_HMMMMMMMMM_
Exhaustion go brrrrrrr
Reminds me of a game where I just got head ond by some Meg (course it was a meg) so I remembered that of course and didnt wait for the Dead hard. Yea she had Dead Hard as well
Im running no mither and self care.
@@kell9629 the thing is for that, you can choose which one to use and when. For dead hard, you have to be sprinting to even activate it
@@DodgeThatAttack i know, but still, 2 exhaustion perks is a little much
Didn't expect Jeff's Archive cinematic to be leaked so soon
"You like slayer?"
Me bleeding internally: Nah I prefer acdc
Ya like DOOM SLAYER?
time?😅
"they must be looping him pretty good"
Me: probably No0b3
Noobs not that good at the game
@@timmy_the_tech_guy8765 but he's good at looping.
jenniexcandy he’s shit at gens but is insane at looping
Or Fungoose, he’s smart and good at looping 🤔
So the players are:
Nea (No0b3)
Jeff (Uncle E)
The new survivor (Us)
And finally, some random Blendette cause not a *SINGLE FUCKING GEN WAS DONE DURING THIS VIDEO*
Man, the mangled effect is op pls nerf.
Oof-
C o r n H u b stfu
@@unfunnyhabiitz8392 No, I don't think I won't.
@@MrBiggyfoot69 your original comment didnt add anything
@@hoganvaupel I- What?
"This should only take about a minute"
**Checks video length**
Hm, guess the killer had sloppy butcher.
And Thanatophobia.
@@RoryThePanda and since we are here with the perks, let's also take that one clown perk
Exodus you mean clownofobbia
@@MRJarne Not quite. You mean Coulrophobia.
@@MRJarne yeah that
NOT EVEN IN A MINUTE IN AND I'M LIVING FOR THIS
But Jeff, if you're this slow to heal me in a match, I'm finding a Dwight