Relax with a DayZ Survivor | ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @_Dogberry_
    @_Dogberry_ 4 года назад +1722

    “Hey man you friendly”
    “Yeah”
    *Proceeds to bury an axe in my forehead*
    “Man this game hasn’t changed since the Arma 2 days”

    • @HEXBasmentBubba
      @HEXBasmentBubba 3 года назад +141

      *guy, shoots at me*
      “Yo, yo chill. We can be friends bro”
      “Okay dude”
      He then locked me up and fed me human meat.
      I still hate you DrAgOnZ_6969.

    • @timmyg8888
      @timmyg8888 3 года назад +35

      Oh. Don't worry about him, @@HEXBasmentBubba...
      (Pumps shotgun)
      (Empty shell ejects)
      *HE'S ALREADY DEAD*

    • @hypebeastfarron9294
      @hypebeastfarron9294 3 года назад +8

      Did you escape?

    • @HEXBasmentBubba
      @HEXBasmentBubba 3 года назад +8

      @@hypebeastfarron9294 No.

    • @hypebeastfarron9294
      @hypebeastfarron9294 3 года назад +5

      @@HEXBasmentBubba what happened then?

  • @Harold_Bourbon_James
    @Harold_Bourbon_James 4 года назад +3889

    "I was black once"
    Michal Jackson: "first time?"

    • @elisayonamine5031
      @elisayonamine5031 4 года назад +45

      14 year old michael jacksons be like :

    • @jerrycannot130
      @jerrycannot130 4 года назад +85

      Had me going : hee hee

    • @kardzYT
      @kardzYT 4 года назад +13

      Reverse miachel Jackson disease

    • @quintonevans8272
      @quintonevans8272 4 года назад +5

      Lmfao

    • @kuklos4739
      @kuklos4739 4 года назад +11

      @@elisayonamine5031 the day mj lost his n word padd

  • @monkeeee
    @monkeeee 4 года назад +4859

    Rift is the only random person I would trust in DayZ

    • @SenpaiWoozie
      @SenpaiWoozie 4 года назад +60

      Same😂😂

    • @littlepip0025
      @littlepip0025 4 года назад +39

      Facts

    • @IveSeenSomeStuff
      @IveSeenSomeStuff 4 года назад +140

      Ha you fool. Rule number 1: never trust anyone lol

    • @gadgetbacon5759
      @gadgetbacon5759 4 года назад +21

      Absolutely would you trust anyone with out crinkley gloves? No? I didn’t think so

    • @gadgetbacon5759
      @gadgetbacon5759 4 года назад +27

      And he has asmr guns

  • @DabbleDAM
    @DabbleDAM Год назад +36

    You really nailed the DayZ survivor look. Its a really good costume/cosplay

  • @Perma_z
    @Perma_z Год назад +263

    I know this video is kinda old but i'm just now stumbling upon it, and i must say. This has given me some of the most tingles i've ever gotten in a very long while, so for that. I thank you.

  • @zigun5280
    @zigun5280 4 года назад +1205

    I had a DayZ survivor that survived 3 months once. I named him Sean. I will never forget him

  • @Bknchz
    @Bknchz 4 года назад +2468

    This video is in beta version, wait for it to release in 4 years

  • @carterlarson5647
    @carterlarson5647 4 года назад +557

    It do be a blizzard outside so it is refreshing to see a fellow survivor in his survival beanie to warm us up.

    • @zkittlezthabanditt604
      @zkittlezthabanditt604 3 года назад +6

      Lol I'm in Portland, OR and no joke it's like cloudy with just cold winds, and when it does snow, it only snows like 2-3 inches usually with our like absolute max being 7 inches. Sometimes, it ends up not snowing at all in Dec., Jan., or Feb. and then it ends up snowing in like May. Our winters usually just have rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, and more rain mixed with mildly strong and cold winds

    • @carterlarson5647
      @carterlarson5647 3 года назад +1

      @@zkittlezthabanditt604 it is -15 outside right now.

    • @iamwinter17
      @iamwinter17 3 года назад +3

      Meanwhile me in south texas lol

    • @zkittlezthabanditt604
      @zkittlezthabanditt604 3 года назад +1

      @@carterlarson5647 daaaayum, for us our low is in the 20's lol, and the last time a blizzard happened here was like almost a decade ago

  • @MK-ld6il
    @MK-ld6il 3 года назад +679

    I will never forget the first time I played Day Z, I spawn in an enemy base took one step then the entire base proceeded to gun me down. Good memories

  • @liamburgess9048
    @liamburgess9048 3 года назад +269

    Literally the only guy I believe when he shouts "I'm friendly"

    • @gchiltz5583
      @gchiltz5583 3 года назад +27

      He’d whisper it...and while you guys exchange a few words, he whispers and you fall into a deep sleep and awake with no clothes or supplies in a ditch somewhere

    • @u121386
      @u121386 3 года назад +9

      @@gchiltz5583 At least he has the courtesy of not killing you, lol...

  • @lucasmontgomery1106
    @lucasmontgomery1106 4 года назад +5079

    "I was a black woman once"
    - Ephemeral Rift

    • @dutchvanderlinde3227
      @dutchvanderlinde3227 4 года назад +323

      Don’t go saying it’s racist now feller. It’s just a funny reference

    • @cringe__6040
      @cringe__6040 4 года назад +257

      @@dutchvanderlinde3227 no shit sherlock

    • @jayhollows5729
      @jayhollows5729 4 года назад +232

      @@dutchvanderlinde3227 no one said it's racist bro.

    • @dutchvanderlinde3227
      @dutchvanderlinde3227 4 года назад +106

      @@jayhollows5729 I know I’m only joking

    • @dutchvanderlinde3227
      @dutchvanderlinde3227 4 года назад +184

      Ya see, my dialogue has the option to either intimidate or greet. So I chose the obvious. (It’s from rdr2)

  • @Mooonnniiee
    @Mooonnniiee 4 года назад +327

    I love that i played day z like 3 hours ago then see this as I'm getting ready for bed

    • @Vyzhak9
      @Vyzhak9 4 года назад

      how convenient!

    • @colleti123
      @colleti123 4 года назад +2

      Literally me 10 mins ago 😂😂

    • @octopie6887
      @octopie6887 4 года назад +5

      Sleep is for non gamers hold in their comrades i myself have not slept since well ever

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 4 года назад +1

      @@octopie6887a fucking year

    • @rileycarver1854
      @rileycarver1854 4 года назад

      Same the grind never stops but I still love the game

  • @MSDesignASMR
    @MSDesignASMR 4 года назад +345

    This guy has the best ideas. 💡
    So intriguing to watch all of his videos. We are all so lucky.

  • @Mileza-ASMR
    @Mileza-ASMR 2 года назад +280

    I remember when I played Dayz, this one time me and my friends camped at a church and everytime one of us died because we were new to the game, we'd harvest our old bodies for human meat and then eat it to become cannibals. Good times.

    • @Chloebergen
      @Chloebergen Год назад +26

      You are crazy bro

    • @chaosiseverywhere1132
      @chaosiseverywhere1132 Год назад

      @@Chloebergen I mean if you smell like death and eat people then you can effectively become a living zombie so it ain't so crazy

    • @orangemonkey790
      @orangemonkey790 Год назад +15

      good crazy

    • @tiag78
      @tiag78 Год назад +11

      Good shit bro

    • @DeathlyChainsaw
      @DeathlyChainsaw Год назад +16

      Sounds like a laugh... literally

  • @stof4731
    @stof4731 4 года назад +62

    It's crazy to think that uncle rift has done this for 9 years now.

  • @jammo1031
    @jammo1031 4 года назад +300

    When I ask "any friendlies in Cherno" this is who I hope to encounter

    • @jerrycannot130
      @jerrycannot130 4 года назад +18

      Gave me flashbacks to the zone... We never truly leave the zone but il always know he was a good stalker

    • @bobbyj9173
      @bobbyj9173 3 года назад +3

      @@jerrycannot130 I left the zone

    • @NorthernNonsenseEnjoyer
      @NorthernNonsenseEnjoyer 3 года назад +3

      But instead you encounter a gang that wants to scam you out of your gear

  • @ihaveastoma3869
    @ihaveastoma3869 4 года назад +757

    looking forward to watching this tonight, merry christmas rift

  • @georgekhidasheli4161
    @georgekhidasheli4161 4 года назад +736

    Hey Uncle Rift, where is the annual TFHS questionnaire? I need to renew my membership.

    • @shadow_td
      @shadow_td 4 года назад +19

      Go a week or so back it's there:D
      Never mind it was there

    • @Cole4458
      @Cole4458 4 года назад +11

      Wait what? TFHS? What does that mean

    • @georgekhidasheli4161
      @georgekhidasheli4161 4 года назад +40

      @@Cole4458 Tin Foil Hat Society

    • @DarkWallay
      @DarkWallay 4 года назад +1

      Please god.

    • @Cole4458
      @Cole4458 4 года назад +1

      @@georgekhidasheli4161 Oo, lol

  • @AeonsOfBlight
    @AeonsOfBlight 4 года назад +18

    I have over 2000 hours played in dayz with my wife. This is much appreciated feeling relaxed instead of the usual heart racing panic that dayz delivers lol

  • @KevinDuan7
    @KevinDuan7 4 года назад +44

    I love that he pokes fun at the healing animation when he takes care of his feet lmao

  • @shadowx8405
    @shadowx8405 4 года назад +453

    As the horde of infected approache, Ephemeral Rift goes into action: he whispers to the horde while tipping his canteen gently and crinkling his leather gloves. Then, you both just walk through the horde, as they enjoy the tingles.
    “ Damn, dude. That was easy. Wish I’d met you sooner!”

    • @ArimasVR
      @ArimasVR 4 года назад +29

      Rift would be the first to pacifist run DayZ lmao

    • @conmaskedjokerligma2709
      @conmaskedjokerligma2709 4 года назад +21

      Yeah Rift unlocked the "zombie whisperer" and the "tingle longevity increase" perks on his skill tree

    • @ArimasVR
      @ArimasVR 4 года назад +10

      @@conmaskedjokerligma2709 Before you know it he's amassed an army of infected from across Chernarus so that they may help him with giving tingles to fellow survivors

    • @TFSPY962
      @TFSPY962 3 года назад +2

      Trusty vault 13 canteen

    • @eeljai2048
      @eeljai2048 3 года назад +1

      @@TFSPY962 *mows down whole horde of zombie* “You take a sip out of your trusty vault 13 canteen”

  • @jordiebabcock8037
    @jordiebabcock8037 4 года назад +144

    You’re really good at portraying these characters you could be a really good actor no joke keep up the good work : )

  • @montanan832
    @montanan832 4 года назад +37

    Still uploading top quality ASMR after all these years. What an OG right here, happy christmas rift.

  • @NolanThackerUSMC
    @NolanThackerUSMC Год назад +10

    Very good video. Also when he turns the revolver around where the barrel is pointed towards him I was really proud when he tilted his head. Proper gun safety. Even in an ASMR video. Awesome

  • @Jtman979
    @Jtman979 3 года назад +93

    “Still sick?” Yes, every character every 5 minutes is sick

    • @isaacnice6575
      @isaacnice6575 3 года назад +1

      I swear 😂😂 they try to sneak up on you too and then fkn cough 💀

    • @Ayrue.
      @Ayrue. 3 года назад +2

      i drank pond water

    • @darrenmaccallum4277
      @darrenmaccallum4277 3 года назад +2

      Fill ur immune system up, you can't get sick with full food and water

    • @ZyliceLiddell
      @ZyliceLiddell 3 года назад

      Not if you drink from wells and *not* the default (dirty) water in your bottles.

    • @fadedflame2537
      @fadedflame2537 3 года назад +2

      *laughs in multivitamin stockpile*

  • @Sonderax
    @Sonderax 4 года назад +902

    If anyone can give me tingles JerryCan

    • @qorbo7908
      @qorbo7908 4 года назад +18

      What else can jerry do

    • @doggo9421
      @doggo9421 4 года назад +49

      @@qorbo7908 everything bc I mean come on let’s look at the obvious his name isn’t jerrycan’t

    • @qorbo7908
      @qorbo7908 4 года назад +20

      @@doggo9421 can jerry can do the can can or can he not can can

    • @DeAdiLLuSioNz
      @DeAdiLLuSioNz 4 года назад +13

      I heard jerry was a race car driver

    • @jerrycannot130
      @jerrycannot130 4 года назад +30

      @@doggo9421 I heard my name in the wind

  • @strangertimes6844
    @strangertimes6844 4 года назад +21

    I love ER's gaming roleplays the most, this is glorious

  • @letfio
    @letfio 4 года назад +24

    It's so incredible how ASMR has evolved over the past few years. You notice it in particular with ER's videos, always such a high quality and brilliant ideas!

  • @eight6373
    @eight6373 3 года назад +39

    "Let me patch up my feet real quick" * proceeds to wrap arm*

    • @somekidwithaphone3345
      @somekidwithaphone3345 3 года назад +2

      You played dayz before?

    • @eight6373
      @eight6373 3 года назад +1

      @@somekidwithaphone3345 yuh

    • @somekidwithaphone3345
      @somekidwithaphone3345 3 года назад +1

      @@eight6373 you ever used a bandage

    • @immortalzorn
      @immortalzorn 3 года назад +2

      @@somekidwithaphone3345 I think they know how bandages work.... They're just making a joke that Rift didn't actually patch up his feet in the vid. It's a play on how you just wrap your arm to patch up every wound...

    • @somekidwithaphone3345
      @somekidwithaphone3345 3 года назад +1

      @@immortalzorn yeah

  • @Dr.pepper457
    @Dr.pepper457 3 года назад +15

    This is not how I thought I would end my night. This was officially my first asmr video.

  • @lollma0
    @lollma0 4 года назад +36

    Cant wait for the Relax with a Rust Survivor.

    • @caincawkwell8092
      @caincawkwell8092 3 года назад +10

      Enters naked

    • @BTHP338
      @BTHP338 3 года назад +1

      What rust survivor 😂

    • @kakatui
      @kakatui 3 года назад +5

      "you fucking bitch, stealing my SAR man! I fucking raid you"

    • @bigjim4429
      @bigjim4429 3 года назад +2

      @@kakatui 😂😂😂

    • @stringynoodles9151
      @stringynoodles9151 3 года назад +1

      I was in a friends base and we were messing around and he pulled out a pump and got a full suit of heavy armor and we were doing asmr and he said here comes the end and I shit myself when he headshot me with the pump. Good times.

  • @vm-_hunter6776
    @vm-_hunter6776 4 года назад +35

    I dont know how I'm supposed to fall asleep when I'm laughing my ass off at you eating a zucchini. great work man as always.

  • @kiwwa4228
    @kiwwa4228 4 года назад +283

    when the video started it was running at like 20 fps and i went hoollyy shit he thought of everything

    • @coasts6152
      @coasts6152 3 года назад +6

      lmfao

    • @vinikk77
      @vinikk77 3 года назад +7

      he forgot the part were you get shot

    • @zornstein_-9472
      @zornstein_-9472 3 года назад +4

      Ps4 dayz is so bad lol

    • @pabz121
      @pabz121 3 года назад +2

      @@zornstein_-9472 dayz sucks unless u join loot servers

    • @davsinclair
      @davsinclair 3 года назад +1

      @@pabz121 official is fun with a squad

  • @ZyliceLiddell
    @ZyliceLiddell 3 года назад +92

    2:14 You must’ve survived for a good while to get that beard! 😃👍

    • @tragadocious-6357
      @tragadocious-6357 2 года назад +1

      The fact that he thinks a beard is a mod would say this is his first iteration to have one lol

  • @mikeyesp2138
    @mikeyesp2138 3 года назад +17

    "Some black rope from white rags, amazing isn't it? It's like magic."

  • @dutchvanderlinde3227
    @dutchvanderlinde3227 4 года назад +58

    7:50 he took my damn cattleman revolver!!!!!!!!!

  • @shawneenation9326
    @shawneenation9326 4 года назад +70

    22:22 actual in game eating sounds what the heck

    • @Jake-DayZ
      @Jake-DayZ 3 года назад +3

      I swear it be sounding the same

    • @croc_moat2327
      @croc_moat2327 3 года назад +2

      Gamer moment

    • @Dkay.offical
      @Dkay.offical 3 года назад

      Omg we found the person that made the sounds

    • @Europas_Gone
      @Europas_Gone 3 года назад

      asmr exfil camper scares the shit out of you

  • @They1uvmoe
    @They1uvmoe 4 года назад +27

    Dam I just started getting back into Dayz... well that’s convenient

  • @kaneki1971
    @kaneki1971 3 месяца назад +1

    The mechanics and animations of the game are just unintentionaly humorous! especially that bleeding leg one, love it man!

  • @VillPom
    @VillPom 7 месяцев назад +1

    Come back to this video all the time. I love me some DayZ and this is the best asmr DayZ vídeo out there. ❤

  • @astro6787
    @astro6787 4 года назад +605

    "Found this revolver" *plays with trigger* "I even got bullets for it" *pulls trigger multiple times* hahaha
    Edit: thanks for 480 likes!

    • @johntaco861
      @johntaco861 4 года назад +21

      Haha, I’m in danger

    • @Länsi-Virginia
      @Länsi-Virginia 4 года назад +15

      Looks like a ruger .22 single action revolver

    • @aeyfour
      @aeyfour 4 года назад +5

      @@Länsi-Virginia bingo

    • @F3yris
      @F3yris 4 года назад +8

      It's single action bruh what's the problem

    • @johntaco861
      @johntaco861 4 года назад +13

      @@F3yris it is gun, with boolets...that is problemo

  • @chrismanuel9768
    @chrismanuel9768 4 года назад +20

    4 in the afternoon? Perfect time for some relaxation. Hit me with it, my man!

  • @gangstakittie7699
    @gangstakittie7699 4 года назад +400

    Hes literally choosing all the games I play. Elite Dangerous, Day-z, what else will he pull out!

    • @robertfrench4847
      @robertfrench4847 4 года назад +10

      Well the way rift works is he finds something says "you would work nicely" and incorporates it whether it whants to be or not

    • @RyanKillins
      @RyanKillins 4 года назад +13

      A knife

    • @chillbro3167
      @chillbro3167 4 года назад +4

      Mortal kombat

    • @Lollo.I
      @Lollo.I 4 года назад +9

      Ciberpunk...Ah no, he has no bug.

    • @KRAZH1
      @KRAZH1 4 года назад +3

      @@Lollo.I LOL

  • @lockheedsr-71blackbird60
    @lockheedsr-71blackbird60 4 года назад +9

    The running his nails over the rope vaguely reminded me of my cats purring

    • @z3rochief665
      @z3rochief665 3 года назад

      The A-12 ox art is fast than the sr71 (Mach 3.85 compared to Mach 3.6 rough estimate fr what I remember)

    • @lockheedsr-71blackbird60
      @lockheedsr-71blackbird60 3 года назад

      @@z3rochief665 sr still my favorite

    • @goodguybjorn
      @goodguybjorn 3 года назад

      @@z3rochief665 what

  • @candiedcrusader7841
    @candiedcrusader7841 4 года назад +54

    "DayZ Survivor"
    Soooo.... When is he gonna kill me for my human flesh?

    • @Jake-DayZ
      @Jake-DayZ 3 года назад +4

      Don't want kuru..

    • @stringynoodles9151
      @stringynoodles9151 3 года назад +1

      I was invited to a clan from a friend and to enter you need to eat human flesh until you die. The funnest part was when we would hunt down beach spawns and eat them. Good times.

    • @conner_tides
      @conner_tides 3 года назад

      @@stringynoodles9151 are you talking about rust?

    • @stringynoodles9151
      @stringynoodles9151 3 года назад

      @@conner_tides yes, yes I am

  • @papaparsnip2285
    @papaparsnip2285 4 года назад +692

    You didn’t immediately shoot me when you spotted me, dislike for inaccuracy

    • @glacial3788
      @glacial3788 4 года назад +25

      It’s only this way with geared players the freshies be wilding down in electro

    • @derick115_1
      @derick115_1 4 года назад +22

      They stopped calling them Bambi's?

    • @VikariyReyn
      @VikariyReyn 3 года назад +18

      @@derick115_1 haven't heard someone call them Bambis since arma 2

    • @derick115_1
      @derick115_1 3 года назад +8

      @@VikariyReyn long long ago

    • @hennofwar4658
      @hennofwar4658 3 года назад +3

      @@VikariyReyn I haven’t heard that name since...

  • @sethpratt4296
    @sethpratt4296 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Let me patch up my feet"
    *Proceeds to wrap a bandage around his arm*

  • @ubertoss2000
    @ubertoss2000 4 года назад +29

    "Not much of a gun nut"
    Pulls out handful of .50AE
    Me- "alright then"

  • @danlue5104
    @danlue5104 Год назад +4

    The roleplay in this is so on point

  • @TheDamino
    @TheDamino 4 года назад +17

    The man of 1,000 ideas has returned

    • @TheOneAndOnly004
      @TheOneAndOnly004 4 года назад +2

      He has much more than just 1000 ideas

    • @TheDamino
      @TheDamino 4 года назад

      @@TheOneAndOnly004 3000

    • @bruhman2995
      @bruhman2995 4 года назад +2

      and when the world needed him most, *HE RETURNED*

    • @yourejustchildish2554
      @yourejustchildish2554 4 года назад +2

      A bit more than 1000 let me tell you 🤷‍♂️😂

    • @TheOneAndOnly004
      @TheOneAndOnly004 4 года назад +1

      @@TheDamino i think he has even more than that

  • @camerontoms5614
    @camerontoms5614 4 года назад +13

    Bro had me lost when he said speaking of gardening and pulls out a sewing kit

  • @sofragile7778
    @sofragile7778 3 года назад +8

    30:42 that is the most accurate DayZ animation I've ever seen literally what it looks like In-game.....

  • @cheesedealer9359
    @cheesedealer9359 3 года назад +8

    This guy always puts a smile on my face

  • @JCG0001
    @JCG0001 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Hey I'm not here to kill ya, but how would you like to listen to the sound of my axe?", best line.

  • @Echo-jf7yt
    @Echo-jf7yt 4 года назад +38

    1:56 rift just solved racism in that short clip

  • @bubasa87
    @bubasa87 4 года назад +47

    The post-apocalypse and asmr were made for each other.

    • @NorthernNonsenseEnjoyer
      @NorthernNonsenseEnjoyer 3 года назад +3

      Because the first thing I think about when I'm inches from getting killed by a thousand zombies is how many ways I can use my gear to make people relax

  • @thatonedude05
    @thatonedude05 3 года назад +29

    I'm impressed. He managed to find food, ammo, guns, tools, AND car parts without getting shot by a dude with a pantless ghillie suit and a meshed 400x zoom sniper rifle

  • @futuristicbus61
    @futuristicbus61 Год назад +1

    I’m so glad that this video exists. I got DayZ about two weeks ago, but I’ve been wanting it for so long.

  • @fudleblud2166
    @fudleblud2166 3 года назад +22

    Next video idea: you accidentally shot your buddy and now you are healing him as he keeps passing out

  • @soggy5854
    @soggy5854 4 года назад +7

    I've been watching a ton of DayZ content lately and you come out with this

  • @CaiGuy64
    @CaiGuy64 3 года назад +63

    An “Escape from Tarkov” based video would be so damn cool

    • @TRAvusTheSecond
      @TRAvusTheSecond 3 года назад +1

      I really like that idea

    • @91tears94
      @91tears94 3 года назад +8

      Holy crap i was thinking about the same thing. I have so many ideas about it, imagine a scav roleplay. Or a trader giving you a quest. He should do it

    • @theknitby
      @theknitby 3 года назад +3

      ASMR Scav Gives You Head, Eyes Treatment

    • @rav3727
      @rav3727 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@theknitby
      "...scav gives you head..."
      *Bro!?*

  • @thatnekiddo
    @thatnekiddo 4 года назад +55

    For a girl who goes camping, I would love to listen too this while I’m camping

  • @chalkpitbullwatermelon1897
    @chalkpitbullwatermelon1897 4 года назад +19

    That was very daring of him to just put that jerrycan down, that’s a 50/50 chance he’s getting to pick it back up

    • @darrenmaccallum4277
      @darrenmaccallum4277 3 года назад

      Whatever server u play on sounds glitchy as hell, never had this issue 😂

    • @chalkpitbullwatermelon1897
      @chalkpitbullwatermelon1897 3 года назад

      @@darrenmaccallum4277 I play on official servers and occasionally on nitrado ones if I’m with friends and it happens on both, maybe a console problem idk

    • @fadedflame2537
      @fadedflame2537 3 года назад

      @@chalkpitbullwatermelon1897 if you’re on Xbox press the 2 square button thing and it should be in the vicinity

    • @chalkpitbullwatermelon1897
      @chalkpitbullwatermelon1897 3 года назад

      @@fadedflame2537 when I played sometime it just would let u pick it up and it would stay there forever. Apparently they have fixed a lot of this shit but this game really sucked some fat shit with how awful the bugs were and probably still are

    • @fadedflame2537
      @fadedflame2537 3 года назад

      @@chalkpitbullwatermelon1897 yes the game is still fucking god awful, there still isn’t even a map

  • @bao520
    @bao520 2 года назад +5

    Expectation:
    Reality: “friendly bro?”
    “yes”
    *BANG BANG*

  • @HallowedGamerGSM
    @HallowedGamerGSM 4 года назад +4

    I just bought DayZ, got all confy on my bed while it is downloading, search for asmr and this is the first video on the feed.

  • @Tbear995
    @Tbear995 4 года назад +91

    I play DayZ just to walk around, scavenge, and survive. I live in the woods like a hobo.
    I don't really care about fighting other players.

    • @LIQUID_556
      @LIQUID_556 4 года назад +1

      What do you play on?

    • @parkerpritchard4111
      @parkerpritchard4111 4 года назад +15

      If you're on Xbox I may have seen you the other day. I was hiking towards NW Airfield and saw someone out in the woods while on my hike and it seemed like he had a little camp set up.

    • @EasierHistory
      @EasierHistory 4 года назад

      Haha same

    • @TheHospitalgyt
      @TheHospitalgyt 3 года назад +4

      I built a civilization and religion on time on one of the coastal town's

    • @weebwhacker6217
      @weebwhacker6217 3 года назад +2

      A true gamer goblin

  • @LukesMama3
    @LukesMama3 3 года назад +5

    I actually own a couple pairs of the scissors showed in the sewing kit part, they’re actually pretty good to use and work very well.

  • @aniek4851
    @aniek4851 3 года назад +1

    Really appreciate the prep work for this video, all the items are spot on!

  • @rebolias
    @rebolias 4 года назад +17

    Next up: "Joel's ghost asmr"

    • @mitchd5118
      @mitchd5118 3 года назад

      "i will show you the soothing sounds of a golf club"

    • @concernedthanos6725
      @concernedthanos6725 3 года назад

      @@mitchd5118 goddammit you had a responsibility

    • @sky257utgk7
      @sky257utgk7 3 года назад

      Finally someone's said it thank you dude

  • @LIQUID_556
    @LIQUID_556 4 года назад +6

    My favorite asmr creator doing my favorite game RP? Is this a fever dream?

  • @pxyg0n128
    @pxyg0n128 2 года назад +3

    0:02 "hey hey, look at my water!"

  • @TheRealReaper93
    @TheRealReaper93 4 года назад +111

    when our TFHS membership expires there will be no one to protect us from this rapidly mutating virus :(((

    • @dutchvanderlinde3227
      @dutchvanderlinde3227 4 года назад +4

      Van Der Linde gang’s got ya feller

    • @dutchvanderlinde3227
      @dutchvanderlinde3227 4 года назад +6

      @Anthony Davis boah

    • @Amadeus55555
      @Amadeus55555 4 года назад +4

      @jacob mcmahan nah m8 he’s living, you can tell because he comments

    • @dutchvanderlinde3227
      @dutchvanderlinde3227 4 года назад +1

      @jacob mcmahan yep, just talking, breathing, and walking as a dead man

    • @Amadeus55555
      @Amadeus55555 4 года назад +7

      @jacob mcmahan how is that a woosh funny reddit man? Or did you just woosh yourself?

  • @Mdub-84
    @Mdub-84 3 года назад +1

    Been on Dayz for 2+ years and then I find this guys videos 3 days ago and stumble onto a dayz asmr.. coincidence I think not! Thanks rift! Been sleeping like a baby

  • @logo927
    @logo927 4 года назад +7

    I winced when he pointed the revolver at himself, I understand if it’s a prop but *NEVER* point a weapon at yourself

    • @gchiltz5583
      @gchiltz5583 4 года назад +1

      Agreed but idk if he would own a real firearm he appears to be on the more liberal side of things

    • @amber_long
      @amber_long 3 года назад

      Someone already ID'd it as a ruger .22, lol

    • @traceyisab
      @traceyisab 3 года назад +2

      Glad I was't the only one! That was not good gun safety. Down and away sir, down and away.

  • @shadowx8405
    @shadowx8405 4 года назад +8

    Most. Chill. Zombie-apocalypse. Survivor. Ever.
    A couple minutes hanging out with this dude, and you’d be thinking: “Hell... maybe I was blowing this entire zombie-apocalypse thing way out of proportion. Everything is gonna be fine! What was I so worried about?”
    Then, the zombies crash through the wall and eat you. 😏
    On the plus side, you’d go out chillaxed.

  • @hamsnadwich6767
    @hamsnadwich6767 4 года назад +76

    I can't tell if ER is the main character or the Npc of this story

    • @comic4648
      @comic4648 3 года назад +7

      Npc has too much dialogue for main

    • @weebwhacker6217
      @weebwhacker6217 3 года назад +2

      He's the important NPC who dies and the game says "GAME OVER: RIFT HAS DIED."

    • @Akiduy
      @Akiduy 3 года назад +1

      Both

  • @shadowx8405
    @shadowx8405 3 года назад +13

    It's hilarious to hear an actual person describing missions, or item characters look for, or find, in these types of games . When you're not in a gaming mindset, those things sound insane... lol... and 'dressing the wound' 🤣
    Great stuff! I've watched this before, but go back and rewatch it now and again. Makes me laugh AND relax every time. 🤙

  • @botcarrys5997
    @botcarrys5997 4 года назад

    This is one of the best cross overs in terms of gaming and asmr you absolutely killed this everything is so accurate and funny yet extremely relaxing and tingly I LOVE THIS

  • @shane5196
    @shane5196 3 года назад +1

    The creativity is just phenomenal

  • @Calypso99J6
    @Calypso99J6 4 года назад +19

    Anyone else actually sick at the moment and this just felt like it related to you more?

    • @Peachpilled
      @Peachpilled 4 года назад +2

      Get well soon, Caleb. :)

    • @balkloth
      @balkloth 4 года назад

      More like DayC amirite

    • @Calypso99J6
      @Calypso99J6 4 года назад +2

      @@Peachpilled Thank you George.

    • @Calypso99J6
      @Calypso99J6 4 года назад +1

      @@balkloth The developed assessment of young children?

    • @domzzzi4640
      @domzzzi4640 3 года назад

      Don’t finish to many tasks

  • @Zombie0303
    @Zombie0303 4 года назад +76

    Still have like 4 hours on my drive home,perfect timing Edit:I’m not the one driving

    • @manfredthegreat
      @manfredthegreat 4 года назад +12

      Dont fall asleep if you are the driver

    • @Colok10
      @Colok10 4 года назад +7

      Hopefully you aren’t the driver

    • @IveSeenSomeStuff
      @IveSeenSomeStuff 4 года назад +6

      Why would you even drive and listen to ASMR lol? Do you wanna die??

    • @laimatv5872
      @laimatv5872 4 года назад +2

      @@IveSeenSomeStuff the edit

    • @IveSeenSomeStuff
      @IveSeenSomeStuff 4 года назад +1

      @@laimatv5872 your late and ik

  • @palpatine4780
    @palpatine4780 4 года назад +24

    Ephemeral Rift in DayZ: "I was a black woman once"
    Rust players: First Time ?

    • @deenkay7898
      @deenkay7898 4 года назад

      In rust you can’t change your character tho...?

    • @mentol5727
      @mentol5727 4 года назад +1

      @Ryan Smith hide in the shadows

    • @z3rochief665
      @z3rochief665 3 года назад

      When’s order 66 coming up

  • @WoodJD
    @WoodJD Год назад +3

    1:34
    ER after I tell him the way: “Stop acting like you know the way man, like you know the rules. There are no rules man, we’re lost.”

  • @akumadere4146
    @akumadere4146 3 года назад +45

    Everyone: BrUh he PuLL ReVolVer TrIggEr
    Me, a self proclaimed intellectual: *Single action*

    • @CoryFire
      @CoryFire 3 года назад +6

      Can confirm: as a person who makes single action revolvers for a major company.

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 3 года назад +1

      Yeah i spotted that too

    • @nobodxy
      @nobodxy 3 года назад

      Also: unloaded

    • @rubymaster6349
      @rubymaster6349 3 года назад

      @@CoryFire what company?

  • @darthshitto2524
    @darthshitto2524 4 года назад +7

    I never expected a dayZ role play

    • @iamwinter17
      @iamwinter17 3 года назад +1

      And I never expected to see a great perk watch asmr

  • @zyroskillz5146
    @zyroskillz5146 4 года назад +19

    More like “Survive with a DayZ survivor for 5 minutes because you’re going to starve even though you just ate 10 minutes ago”

    • @crushedkidney5641
      @crushedkidney5641 3 года назад +2

      And running for only like one minute completely dehydrates you 😂

  • @policeperson7589
    @policeperson7589 3 года назад +6

    "You're telling me you put Jerry in this can?"

  • @umbie2856
    @umbie2856 3 года назад

    Was doing a Northwest Airfield loot run and listened to this. I got super lucky, I appreciate this video alot.

  • @jannelehtinen5025
    @jannelehtinen5025 3 года назад +19

    Next time you do this kind of video, can you add like wind or rain in the background? When watching your dayZ video, the wind made me feel so cozy.

    • @BabyTron_07
      @BabyTron_07 2 года назад

      I think there's an app that can play rain noise in background but forgot what is it called

  • @fartnugget651
    @fartnugget651 4 года назад +8

    Anyone else just think this guy is soooo sweet and he does all this stuff for our relaxation I hope he stays with us for ever love you man♥️

  • @imigi2850
    @imigi2850 4 года назад +12

    When you secretly know that the canned foods are wegmans brand even though he tried to hide it

  • @shrug1250
    @shrug1250 4 года назад +4

    I haven’t listened to ASMR in 2 weeks. I needed my fix, and luckily this came up in my recommendations. Thank you for this amazing content

  • @IllDrowsy
    @IllDrowsy 3 года назад

    This man is so wholesome in every video. Much appreciated

  • @prestonnugent1849
    @prestonnugent1849 3 года назад +1

    Random knowledge time, I work at Academy, and that revolver is our Heritage Firearms Rough Rider, chambered in .22 WMR! That particular grip styling costs 180 dollars. Also those bullets are actually right between a 380 and a 45, they're 38 special/357 magnum. Or 40 S&W, it's hard to tell which without seeing the tips in detail.

  • @bonjour9047
    @bonjour9047 4 года назад +8

    I never clicked so fast, my favorite game of all time

    • @z3rochief665
      @z3rochief665 3 года назад +1

      Bonjour mon ami, comment tu the send?

    • @DudeSweet317
      @DudeSweet317 3 года назад

      @@z3rochief665 oui ouuii

  • @charlesloftin8768
    @charlesloftin8768 3 года назад +3

    You have such a great imagination for these role plays 🏅👌

  • @bw337
    @bw337 4 года назад +6

    U should do more play throughs and happy holidays btw

  • @salkkispalkkis1323
    @salkkispalkkis1323 4 месяца назад +2

    I have thought of going to buy a tent, big army bag that could carry pretty much all the camping stuff i need, and of course my acoustic guitar because i cant live without it. I have imegined this in my head for the whole night and i couldnt get sleep because of that. When i started to watch this video to get some sleep, i just bursted laughing because rift looks like pretty much that how i imagine myself to prepare for this camping vacation😂

  • @XxMurkUrDeathXx
    @XxMurkUrDeathXx 3 года назад +1

    Its like he knew they was adding a unknown food can in dayz lol loved the video hope we get a second one soon

  • @Cole4458
    @Cole4458 4 года назад +6

    I waited watching this for when I was going to sleep, 0% regrets, 101% sleep.