The way he talks when using the sliders is so relaxing. He has the same cadance as my eyedoctor when comparing glass frames. "Frame 1 or Frame 2." And so on. So nice...
@@outforlunch1258 @Sasori The Sergal May I humbly suggest you check out SRP ASMR in addition to Uncle E? He is, I think, an actual optometrist - so he does RPs based on that experience with all the kit. And his voice is wonderful
AND THE LORD SPAKE SAYING, FIRST SHALT THOU PULL OUT THY HOLY PIN, THEN SHALT THOU COUNT TO THREE, NO MORE, NO LESS, THREE SHALT BE THE NUMBER THOU SHALT COUNT, AND THE NUMBER OF THE COUNTING SHALL BE THEEE, FOUR SHALT THOU NOT COUNT NOR EITHER COUNT THOU TWO, EXCEEPTING THAT THOU SHALL COUNT TO THREE. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT! ONCE THE NUMBER THREE, BEING THE THIRD NUMBER BE REACHED, LOBBEST THOU THU HOLY HAND GRENADE TOWARDS THY FOE, WHO BEING NAUGHTY IN MY SIGHT, SHAL SNUFF IT!
@@AndrevusWhitetail Yeah the only place where the hole invasion thing is mentioned in the lore. The novels released just before Skyrim. In it we see how the an-xielee have turned black marsh into a very xenophobic place and are quite brutal. A drunk argonian and his friend are talking, the conversation turns to other places that the friend wants to go to, the argonian dismisses them, and dismisses the fact that the empire is trying to rebuild after the crisis. He also dimisses any books written by humans and has never left his home town. Eventually the friend calls him our for believing in an-xielee propoganda. The they got onto the oblivion crisis and the argonian dismisses the fact that Martin stopped the crisis and makes the claim that the an-xielee led the invasion. Later in the books we find out that no argonian remembers this happenings it's just watch the an-xielee told them and used to get into power.
Y'know, I thought it'd be painful watching somebody else with different tastes and different opinions make a skyrim character for me but then Uncle E slathered the argonian with purple over and over. My favorite color!
Nah, it's "TOTALLY" more likely that there's a random archer going around and shooting hundreds of adventurers in the knee. *(Sarcasm in case someone who reads this can't tell.)*
Absolutely amazing work ER. The attention to detail and the knowledge and the memes too. Easy to see the quality and absolute class of this man and his channel!
Is it just me, or am I right when I think it’s the most relaxing thing when he bites on those coins. They make the best sound. I love it every time he does that.
No one else does unique role plays better than ER does! In fact, I don't think anyone has ever thought of doing the role plays ER has done over the years! The guy is a pioneer in the ASMR community!
I don't know what it is but I've watched this six times and it puts me to sleep every time. Somewhere after the fliers and before the second character... I hope you do more like this! I appreciate the visuals although it's the audio doing the magic.
It's crazy. I will spend literally an hour customizing my character's hair, jawline, eyebrows, eye color, facial features, nose, mouth, and then put a full-face helmet on within minutes of playing the game and keep it on. 🤪😂
this is really nostalgic to listen to, just the sounds of the menus and ambience alone is great. could you do something like this for other games? like oblivion or maybe bloodborne?
I love how this clearly kinda older guy (idk how old, my tip is 45-50) makes ASMR videos that clearly took a lot of preparation and inventive thinking to make. He is doing this good, he loves it and you can see him enjoy it. He also tries to take to consideration the trends amongst younger people like me, and you just love to see that. Just the SCP video must have took a lot of time to prepare, and i just can't wait to see the next video he makes. Love this, please continue. :) *Edit:* typos
"You're so sick of receiving all of these emails that you wish that you have never done business with us in the first place. So what do you say?" I love this character already 😂
*whispering hail talos* me who is a assassin that is a high elf that likes to kill imperials and high elves because I believe the high elves have got it wrong for what they believe
I think a video of Uncle E answering the 24/7 Skyrim Hint Hotline would be a cool video for sure and would tie into this storyline. Great video as always E
@@irmatroll yeah it does that literally what I took an arrow to the knee means if they actually had an arrow on their knee why stop adventuring and become a guard
@@irmatroll I was just thinking if it was literally an arrow maybe they shouldn't have become a guard because of how far the arrow went and may have cause long term damage to their knee and unable to walk well
the fact i find this after playing Skyrim again for a week until 5am every morning... i think the universe is trying to kindly tell me to go the fck to sleep
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“Captain, what should we do? He’s been morphing between multiple races and genders for an hour.”
“Forget the list. It goes to the block.”
I bestow you with the highest honor I can give. A like.
"By your orders, captain."
"I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to... every province in Tamriel."
@@Reverend_Revenant They send a body part to each provence
@@irmatroll IT'S A SKELETON IN A HODDIE AND SLIPPERS WHOM IS COMING FOR YOU
@@irmatroll why?
The way he talks when using the sliders is so relaxing. He has the same cadance as my eyedoctor when comparing glass frames. "Frame 1 or Frame 2." And so on. So nice...
I was thinking the exact same thing lmao. Sounds just like my eye doctor asking what lenses I can see thru the best.
@@outforlunch1258 @Sasori The Sergal May I humbly suggest you check out SRP ASMR in addition to Uncle E? He is, I think, an actual optometrist - so he does RPs based on that experience with all the kit. And his voice is wonderful
You just made me realize that
One time i actually dozed off for a second when they were doing that 💀
I want your eye doctor
He looks like a cast member of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Or "Excalibur" 1981 :)
Somehow I think that uncle E would love this movie! 😊🤍
I thought exactly the same thing. If ever they were thinking of doing a modern remake, he has to be in it.
Tis but a scratch
she turned me to a newt
i gawt bettah :)
AND THE LORD SPAKE SAYING, FIRST SHALT THOU PULL OUT THY HOLY PIN, THEN SHALT THOU COUNT TO THREE, NO MORE, NO LESS, THREE SHALT BE THE NUMBER THOU SHALT COUNT, AND THE NUMBER OF THE COUNTING SHALL BE THEEE, FOUR SHALT THOU NOT COUNT NOR EITHER COUNT THOU TWO, EXCEEPTING THAT THOU SHALL COUNT TO THREE. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT! ONCE THE NUMBER THREE, BEING THE THIRD NUMBER BE REACHED, LOBBEST THOU THU HOLY HAND GRENADE TOWARDS THY FOE, WHO BEING NAUGHTY IN MY SIGHT, SHAL SNUFF IT!
Ephemeral: “My father is khajiit, I’m half khajiit”
Also ephemeral: “Khajiit my favorite race, I have a rug made of khajiit at home”
🤣
Well, skyrim has that book about a khajiit fur trader.
Plot twist his dad is the rug
His poor dad
@@SyckoInDisHoe that’s what he gets for drinking ER’s skooma
@@9895_he started it when he knocked over the glass of milk off the shelf
The creativity of this man is endless.
😭😭I love it Lmaoo
Uncle E is built different
Yea fr 💯
It seems with every year the world gets dumber, rift gets more creative.
Strange corelation.
@@googleuser9383 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn this man casting Calm on us. We aren't powerful enough to resist it.
I don't know why that was so hilarious to me
AMONG US
@@themanwhosoldthemethare you ok
Can we appreciate the fact this man sat in a chain link suit for an entire hour
Yes
The man's dedicated
Just wait until you find what men were doing in chain mail just after it was invented
Why does the Argonian look like she's about to ask for the manager lmao
That's just how Argonians roll
@Koby Cossins to Mehrunes Dagon: _you're a fake and a fraud!!_
@Koby Cossins that's literally in universe propoganda same thing with the thalmor ending the oblivion crisis
@@the_dropbear4392 Got any proof of that?
@@AndrevusWhitetail
Yeah the only place where the hole invasion thing is mentioned in the lore. The novels released just before Skyrim.
In it we see how the an-xielee have turned black marsh into a very xenophobic place and are quite brutal.
A drunk argonian and his friend are talking, the conversation turns to other places that the friend wants to go to, the argonian dismisses them, and dismisses the fact that the empire is trying to rebuild after the crisis. He also dimisses any books written by humans and has never left his home town.
Eventually the friend calls him our for believing in an-xielee propoganda. The they got onto the oblivion crisis and the argonian dismisses the fact that Martin stopped the crisis and makes the claim that the an-xielee led the invasion.
Later in the books we find out that no argonian remembers this happenings it's just watch the an-xielee told them and used to get into power.
He's got a cloth sack stashed under his desk filled with 347 Ancient Nord Swords of Cold
Rookie numbers
The attention to detail on this channel is unmatched
11:40 "my parents: Orc and Khajiit"
19:20 "I think I have a rug at home made of Khajiit"
ಠ_ಠ
"Dad said laying a Khajiit on the floor was the best choice he made in his life, for me it was just another Tirdas."
“In her will it was stated that she was to be made into a rug to remember her by”
canocally it's impossible x3
the child takes the mothers race so he'd have to be one or the other not a nord x3
@@ravensLitterbox i think that was the intended joke
@@ravensLitterbox stop with the x3 furry
Lmaooooo he gave the arrow to the knee story while simultaneously pointing to his wedding ring.
Taking an arrow to the knee means getting married
It's nice that he use this quote from the game 😄
A tingle to the knee if you will.
@@nyanet584 nah it doesn't, it's a game dev joke, someone just made up the marriage thing. Look it up!
10:37 for those who want to see this bit before falling asleep early
Y'know, I thought it'd be painful watching somebody else with different tastes and different opinions make a skyrim character for me but then Uncle E slathered the argonian with purple over and over. My favorite color!
This is wild... I’m literally making my Skyrim character right now and needed something to relax to. I think Paul might actually be a god.
Nice pfp
You didn't already think he was a god??
🧢
Cult of Uncle Rift is a go
Creating a character for 1 hour
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
"Go Mudcrabs!" cracked me up a little bit. This is truly excellent.
It’s a nice better call saul reference from when he’s telling Chuck about passing the bar
In the intro all I could think about was saying "hey you, you're finally awake" when he woke up 😂
He’s from riften! The effort you put into every little detail of your videos is unbelievable!
I didn’t even think about that. Ephemeral Rift from Riften. Nice. ☺️
Someone who finally understands the actual meaning of 'taking an arrow to the knee'.
Marriage right?
@@leonr7837 Exactly
Nah, it's "TOTALLY" more likely that there's a random archer going around and shooting hundreds of adventurers in the knee.
*(Sarcasm in case someone who reads this can't tell.)*
@@dripsnake44 I know this is sarcasm but the idea of that is pretty funny
@@dripsnake44 I mean if the player decides to do it then yeah they can kneecap every adventurer they come across to make more guards.
A Fallout character creation service featuring Mordecai might be a nice follow up.
Definitely!!!
"They're asleep, must be an asmrtist about..."
*By the nine Divines... TINGLES!!!*
This will spark a mod I bet
@@mentaikiryo I’m trying to get someone to make it
"Ey Ess Em Are"
Dragon shout.
Puts all enemies to sleep.
*hears mic brushing* hmm .. must be the wind
SCCS Guard : "Let me guess, someone stole your Tingles"
Heard their reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near riften. Might consider joining up myself.
Fancy yourself an alchemist eh? never could get the hang of that
Hail, summoner. Conjure me a warm bed, would you?
Don't suppose you'd enchant my sword? Dull, Old blade can barely cut butter.
@@them8mobile31 pst, hey, i know who you are. Hail Sithis, right?
I hate this line
ER definitely goes to the cloud district very often
Oh, what are you saying ofcourse he doesn’t.
And definitely sends Nazeem to the clouds
Fun fact Nazeem and Hisoka have the same voice actor!
Shit, I bet 🌬🍃
I DONT 😭😭😭
Rift creating the Argonian:
P U R B L E
They say there’s someone in Riften that can change your face.. Make you look completely different. Do you believe that?
I paid 1000 caps to get my face done by ER
Gotta love the backwards compatability of currency around here
Absolutely amazing work ER. The attention to detail and the knowledge and the memes too. Easy to see the quality and absolute class of this man and his channel!
You posted this the moment I was searching for skyrim asmr God bless you
The Khajit barber vids by Space Queen are also v good if you haven't seen them already!
I think I’m connected with this man. Every video he posts is pertinent with what I’m doing. Like I restarted my Skyrim play through today
I have not been so excited to see an ASMR video title for a long time....
I know right? All you have to say is Skyrim and I'm there 💖
same
Is it just me, or am I right when I think it’s the most relaxing thing when he bites on those coins. They make the best sound. I love it every time he does that.
I used to get the tingles like you...then I took an arrow to the knee...
Hey, I know you!
I can barely get tingles anymore, I mainly watch this because of how creative it is.
You got married? Congrats!
No one else does unique role plays better than ER does! In fact, I don't think anyone has ever thought of doing the role plays ER has done over the years! The guy is a pioneer in the ASMR community!
I appreciate you using the actual names for the elves on the pricing poster. (Altmer, Bosmer, etc.)
This definitely needs an Elden Ring version because I’ve been needing some inspiration for another play through 🙏
@@shikyunaSTOP HAVING FUN
“Go mud crabs” 😂😂😂
47:31 "You like your characters dirty eh?"
_Me, with over 200 Loverslab mods installed:_ You have no idea...
Day 1 (again) of asking for a Skyrim grey beards roleplay
that would be awesome!
Dovakin
Can’t wait for him to teach me unrelenting force
@@hankthetank4635 I want him to teach me Unrrlenting Tingles.
@@ExulInsani thanks, I was half asleep and I wasn’t googling it
The GOAT of creativity in ASMR and my inspiration and can only aspire to reach this level. All theses years and still my favorite man!
I got a laugh reading the prices in the back
Mines only 10... always the nordic beserker 😎
I always picked wood elf because I always mastered archery
@@saintdonpablo8739 I just like their aesthetic, and the lore of their race.
"Huh? Who's there? Hmmm... must've been the wind..."
I wish he said that and went back to sleep
i love how this could be put on loop and i would still make sense
I'm convinced this guy is just Sheogorath in disguise
I've never clicked this fast in my life
Same
DUDE SAME
Bruh same
You will never run out of ideas, its just amazing
The fact this man has or bought this old school night costume shows his dedication Thank you!! 🙏🏽
@@greattitan371 Facts lmfao
did ya mean knight?
@@end.olives Yes lol autocorrect sorry
One of his parents: is a khajit
Him: *owns a khajit fur rug at home*
It's a family heirloom.
@@amber_long made from 100% pure family! lol
Got the notification for this while creating a Skyrim character myself
The fates have aligned today
I would say same but I make a new character every day. Idk why I do, but I need help o.o
I don't know what it is but I've watched this six times and it puts me to sleep every time. Somewhere after the fliers and before the second character... I hope you do more like this! I appreciate the visuals although it's the audio doing the magic.
"Hey, you ! Finally asleep..."
It's crazy. I will spend literally an hour customizing my character's hair, jawline, eyebrows, eye color, facial features, nose, mouth, and then put a full-face helmet on within minutes of playing the game and keep it on. 🤪😂
I've never played Skyrim but this is still 100% entertaining, especially the outfit and the character creation 😎 looking dapper
You dont know what your missing
You should its very fun and of you do i recommend on xbox one because mods aren't restricted
Play it on pc if you’re gonna do it
I highly recommend it,i even got 90%of the trophies in my old account on ps3(sadly got hacked)
BUT SERIUSLY u should try the game,its 100% worth it
you have to try it it'll be worth every penny.
Gotta love the endless ideas and hardwork he puts into his videos
Hey, you! You're finally asleep! You were trying to watch the full video, right?
"Hey, you. You're finally asleep"
it takes me twice that time to make a new character in skyrim
Only for it to look terrible. Sadge
This character was extremely engaging and entertaining, you did a really good job! Im gonna fall asleep to this now 😴
this is really nostalgic to listen to, just the sounds of the menus and ambience alone is great. could you do something like this for other games? like oblivion or maybe bloodborne?
Honestly, i keep coming back to this video, never thought this was possible but this is my favorite asmr VIDEO
Ah, Mr Rift, all the way from Ephemeral Riften
I had the insatiable urge to go "Hey, you. You're finally awake" after he woke up
Now that's one Lusty Argonian Maid.
i clicked this to have a distraction while having a panic moment and it legitimately brought me back down so thank you ephemeral rift
“Hey dad what did you do at work today?” “Oh I just filmed me in chain mail making Skyrim characters”
I've been following ER since 2014 and he always have an esoteric way to make me sleep.
Everything's for sale my friend. Everything! If I had a character, I'd sell her in a second!
This man is so cool, he spend almost 1 hour standing still and creating the most funniest and interesting characters of all rpg's game. I loved it
Dude if we put this man in charge of the world there would never be any war again
Gonna be honest. I’ve watched your stuff for a few years, and I think this same concept for an Elden Ring video would be pretty sick.
I love how this clearly kinda older guy (idk how old, my tip is 45-50) makes ASMR videos that clearly took a lot of preparation and inventive thinking to make. He is doing this good, he loves it and you can see him enjoy it. He also tries to take to consideration the trends amongst younger people like me, and you just love to see that. Just the SCP video must have took a lot of time to prepare, and i just can't wait to see the next video he makes. Love this, please continue. :)
*Edit:* typos
this has been my go to asmr video for the last few weeks, love this channel!
This deserves so much more attention
*“I’ve got heaps of tasks planned for tonight!”*
Imperial Captain: *“Forget the list, you go to bed.”*
"you're a feisty little khajiit aren't you? Rawrr”
Did we come at a bad time?
Just started this video and the title already had me hyped Skyrim’s on of my favorite single player game
First time this early to a Uncle E vid. Gotta love it !
For some reason the special offers section hits really great for me- I'd watch a whole video of just that kind of thing, honestly
After all these years, I finally learnt that taking an "arrow to the knee" means getting married 😂
wait what I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERAL
@@seignee lol same
Never fails that I enjoy your videos ER. It’s always something new and wonderful!
It’s funny because I can definitely relate because I have a fever and I am also incredibly tired! I’m now going to fall asleep to this! Cheers!
Get well soon!!
You got a caste of the rattles?
"You're quite the little feisty khajiit arent you.. rawrrr" bro im doneee😂
"You're so sick of receiving all of these emails that you wish that you have never done business with us in the first place. So what do you say?"
I love this character already 😂
"My mother was a kahjit..."
10 minutes later
"I think I have a rug made of kahjit at home"
NOW THIS IS ART
im literally playing skyrim like everyday and you pop up a skyrim video...
*thanks for the almighty talos*
*whispering hail talos* me who is a assassin that is a high elf that likes to kill imperials and high elves because I believe the high elves have got it wrong for what they believe
I read Skyrim, I click. Simple.
Pretty darn simple
Yeaahhhh 😂
Love these videos, I listen to them while studying in the back ground and they help me unwind. Keep up the great work 👍
"Whew must have rifted off to sleep"
I think a video of Uncle E answering the 24/7 Skyrim Hint Hotline would be a cool video for sure and would tie into this storyline.
Great video as always E
Is no one gonna talk about the dream he had at the beginning
Lokir: *“I won’t be sleeping tonight!”*
Imperial Captain: *“ASMRTISTS!”*
Finally a service I'd actually pay someone for
You are so talented. Not just in ASMR but, in video creation in general.
17:00 middle aged folks when they get an email from a nigerian prince.
Underrated
Man I wish it wasn’t so hard to stay awake during these I wanna watch all the way but can’t without passing out
I wonder how many times he got his beard caught in the chainmail
I wondered the same thing, as someone who has a beard quite a few I'd imagine.
"Go mudcrabs" and "arrow to the knee"
Had me dying and then he talled about selling my relatives on the black marcket
Fun fact when the guards say they took an arrow to the knee they mean they got married
whoa
Really
@@irmatroll yeah it does that literally what I took an arrow to the knee means if they actually had an arrow on their knee why stop adventuring and become a guard
@@irmatroll yeah but if they took an arrow to the knee they shouldn't be walking as that could've done long term damage to their leg
@@irmatroll I was just thinking if it was literally an arrow maybe they shouldn't have become a guard because of how far the arrow went and may have cause long term damage to their knee and unable to walk well
I absolutely love The Elder Scrolls and this is gold! The I took an arrow to the knee quote was amazing *Subbed
"an argonian and a khajit? sure thing"
me who was asking for a redguard and a nord
the fact i find this after playing Skyrim again for a week until 5am every morning... i think the universe is trying to kindly tell me to go the fck to sleep