For those of you confused. This video clearly comes after the job application video where at the end you state how you're very interested in becoming the "Candyman's apprentice"
Jimmy John and since you applied that way for this position, you clearly have to be a different "someone" or even in a different timeline th an the person he offered the job to is the last candyman video ("the proposition").
There are two kinds of really good ASMR vids like this: -the kind you put on your phone at night and turn the brightness all the way down and get really good sleep -the kind you watch at night but drink 10000000 redbulls to stay awake through like 50 videos and keep up with the intricate storyline
why would you be the only one? Out of nearly 8 billion people did you really think you were the only one in the whole entire world who doesn't listen to ASMR at night?
All the "clients" are patients at the sanitarium and you are being tasked with assisting the resident pharmacist in delivering the proper medications to each of these patients. This is part of a program of your rehabilitation and helps you rationalize your situation by considering the medications to be candy and referring to the pharmacist as "the candy-man" .
So In Rift World, Pennywise, Wonderland, Star Wars, Alien, Marvel, Willy Wonka, The Wizard of Oz, The fantastic Mr. fox, Conan the Barbarian, and god knows what else, all exist in he same universe... I MUST LIVE THERE
If I was the apprentice I’d knock all those jars over with one swing by accident probably. Or maybe on purpose. I like breaking stuff. Thanks for the heart.
**swings bat at full force** Whoops! Aw, jeez, would you just LOOK at what happened here. Sorry boss, it was a TOTAL accident, It won’t happen again. I PROMISE. (chuckles)
Man I would love to see your setup, i've no idea how you get such targeted, yet soft lighting like this - it's incredible. *edit* hahaha, IT only places an order every 27 years
Candies used for those wondering: Nonpareils Boston Baked Beans/French Burnt Peanuts Chocolate covered pretzels Root-beer barrels Butterscotch Orange flavoured slices Mint flavoured leaf slices Assorted licorice (Black Australian liqourice, the best kind) Gummy Bears Swedish Fish Gumballs Runts candy If for whatever weird reason you find this useful, and want to go out and buy these because you have OCD like meself then like this comment so other weird people with OCD things like this will find this comment useful.
This is quite literally the job I currently have, excluding the delivery aspect. i work in a Canadian bulk baking ingredient/candy/spices store with a heavy emphasis on the candy. I get a cool 6 samples a shift.
Time stamps for phone: 00:00:00 Welcome aboard 00:02:16 Salary & benefits info 00:04:29 A couple of questions for you 00:06:35 Overview of the latest batch 00:07:30 Prepping the merchandise 00:13:38 Filling client order #1 00:22:58 Filling order #2 00:28:52 Filling order #3 00:32:50 Order #4 (To be filled by you) 00:33:05 Filling order #5 00:39:25 Order #6 (To be filled by you) 00:39:45 Order #7 (Filled at the end) 00:41:08 Filling order #8 00:49:55 Orders #9 to 14 (To be filled by you) 00:50:43 Filling order #7
Not to tell my life story but I'm just going through a lot and I'm going through withdrawal right now and your vids are a blessing thank you uncle E you might help me get passed this.
I really can’t believe how relaxing this one was. It has taken me almost a week to see this to completion because I conk out, and thankfully I haven’t dropped my phone on my face. Thank you’s!
I don’t always meet with the same customer that’s never bought anything within the last 3 years of first meeting him but when I do, I still give him free samples.--- the only advice you’ll ever need as a new candyman
The thing that amuses me the most is how everyone at the asylum is super chill about CM. They’re all like “Oh yeah, Candy Man came around not long ago”, which in the context is the equivalent of casually saying “Oh, the crack dealer visited recently”
How does this only have 157 likes? What the heck. I’ve always had a theory that asmr videos get robbed of likes the most because most people fall asleep before it’s over and just overlook giving it a like. I’ve been a fan of this channel for many many many years and have always marveled at the world and atmosphere you have created within your channel. You truly are an artist and a true talent for relaxing the masses. You got me through some hard times in my life but I have come out the other side in one piece and owe you thanks for being such a big part of that. So thank you for the years of magic! I’m just returning from a little break. I’ve been enjoying making my way back through your videos like they’re brand new again. There are the exceptions of videos I have probably listened to over a hundred times each but I still enjoy them as much as I did before. You’re the best!!
This is so damn pleasing to the ears, man I love those rare moments my mind kind of eases up and anxiety sort of fades out for a bit. Thank you. *Edit: If you ever see this Rift, the sounds made by you pulling some of those candies out of the jars (like wonky fruit, gumballs, root beer barrels) are very particular sounds I don’t really hear duplicated in your videos too offen. Those sounds, the sounds of bottlecaps on glass (like in G.O.A.T whisperer), and your patented slow-tap technique is seriously the best relaxation tool I’ve ever encountered. Good night and thanks again.
man I was scrolling through tons of asmr and I came back to this several times because this is exactly what I needed tonight. your voice is so calming and your triggers are not as intense as those of others, which is why I feel so great when i listen to your asmr.
Nyeah, see, Rifty boy, I need my candy, see? If I don't get it, see, I, uh, convince youse to give it to me, see? Wha-- dude, see-- OH MY GOSH JUST GIVE ME THE FECKING CANDY!
yo that's cool, because he has the sections in the description the actual video bar is broken into pieces to show the sections, and it has a little title next to the time
Alexander Wilson no he just said it as he doesn’t know who you are when we were talking through all of the other candy man videos he made and we the audience was his favourite customer so he knew who we were until this video where he said confusingly “you must be the new recruit” as he didn’t know who we were which doesn’t make a lot of scence as he recruits us in the previous video?
Some Random Guy It seems to all just boil down to how different people interpret certain language conventions. Its nothing that anyone can be right or wrong in. If that was the case, there wouldn't be shit like 'interpret this text' being taught in schools.
The first candy man was one of the earliest videos I watched from you and has become one of my favorite series of yours. So glad to see you keep it going with your unmatched creativity !
Who was inspired by a very much real child molester and killer. Esentially we are selling child fodder to a character based on a mentally unwell murdering rapist clown
I can't express the love and admiration I feel for you! Your videos are so awesome, relaxing, helpful and creative. Every video is different and a masterpiece of its own! You sir, are the true Leonardo da Vinci of ASMR!
GamePlan Inc. well i mean u right, it is funny, but i'm just saying that the money must be nothing to him considering how expensive some of his props and masks are.
I love the sounds of candy being eaten, it's so relaxing to hear a noisy hard candy or a mint or the soft chew of a gummy bear. Thank you Uncle E. I love your videos!
So it’s an entire cult of different dudes So does that mean I can get a nice long beard like you master? And will I be able to meet the fast food man? I wonder what other multi-verses there are I hope I can spread joy and give candy wherever!!!
God Emperor Robert Arrowsmith The sun doesn't actually rise. It's actually the Earth's rotation slowly turning towards the sun that makes it look like it's rising.
Haven't even watched the video yet but I was watching the previous candy man vid last night and was wondering how long it would be until this one did. Super excited! Thanks Uncle Rift
Hearing that there are no medical benefits just made me think of another rift merchant that would act as like a doctor or healer or something and was trying to think of what name they’d have, and then I realized it. Medicine man, you could be the medicine man, make it all voodoo-y and shit, but still just hand out basic over-the-counter medicines and whatever else
All of this cross-contamination is driving me crazy! Every post-apocalyptic candy dealer worth their salt knows that you NEVER use the same equipment to handle Red Fish AND Wonky Fruit. Does the Candy Man not care about his clients?? What would Mr. Pennywise say if he saw how the Candy Man ran his operation?!
You raise some valid points, what you fail to see, however, is that the equipment is latest 22nd century technology from our very own resident plague doctor himself. And these little beauties produce a secret little fluid that deconstructs all bacteria after touching an object and then deconstructs itself into a harmless substance that cannot be seen through human eyes as it all happens on a microscopic level.
See, my concern is that gummy bears a class AA confectionary export, and it is clear that the tweezers he is using is a alpha-B class at most. He should really know better. One errant gummy bear could decimate a batch of red fish, or crack entire jarfuls of hard butterscotch candies. His wonky fruit batch would be pulped to bits. He should also be using nitrile gloves for to avoid contaminating the containers for his goods. I thought he was a professional!
YO JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA WHAT IF HE(as candy man) DID A COLAB WITH GMM’S (good mythical morning) COTTON CANDY RANDY IT WOULD BE THE BEST CROSSOVER IN THE HISTORY OF ASMR AND COMEDY
For those of you confused. This video clearly comes after the job application video where at the end you state how you're very interested in becoming the "Candyman's apprentice"
Jimmy John and since you applied that way for this position, you clearly have to be a different "someone" or even in a different timeline th an the person he offered the job to is the last candyman video ("the proposition").
Which video was that?
Ioun really care about lore, just here for sleeps
There are two kinds of really good ASMR vids like this:
-the kind you put on your phone at night and turn the brightness all the way down and get really good sleep
-the kind you watch at night but drink 10000000 redbulls to stay awake through like 50 videos and keep up with the intricate storyline
yus indeed, i like the second one the best
This is the latter
The sad part is It’s true
Acually, the one you turn on at night and sleep to, and the one you turn on in the middle of the day for no reason
I plan to make a canonical timeline
Am I the only one that watches ASMR in the morning or mid day sometimes just to relax and Multitask
i do while working at any hour rly
No sir i also enjoy this channels ASMR during daylight hours.
why would you be the only one? Out of nearly 8 billion people did you really think you were the only one in the whole entire world who doesn't listen to ASMR at night?
@@xiphactinusaudax1045 jeez chill out
@@danmiller9459 ok
All the "clients" are patients at the sanitarium and you are being tasked with assisting the resident pharmacist in delivering the proper medications to each of these patients. This is part of a program of your rehabilitation and helps you rationalize your situation by considering the medications to be candy and referring to the pharmacist as "the candy-man" .
Thomas Graham Jesus christ
Thomas Graham meta
No but you will get 1 bag of soar pach kids per hour
Dark
I like the way you made me think that my reality is broken
I expect a salary of 5 jolly ranchers per hour, can this be met?
I_Eat_Donuts Like_Alot I can agree also five Donuts a week
How about 1 forward payment of CONSTANTINOPLE
I_Eat_Donuts Like_Alot the emoji killed the comment.
Simon The Pigeon
WE SHALL TAKE THAT OURSELVES!
DEUS VULT
So In Rift World, Pennywise, Wonderland, Star Wars, Alien, Marvel, Willy Wonka, The Wizard of Oz, The fantastic Mr. fox, Conan the Barbarian, and god knows what else, all exist in he same universe...
I MUST LIVE THERE
Agreed
Golden Glee and god
You missed fallout and bob ross
Golden Glee the mad max verse
And in october john wick, and most recently as Jesus H. Christ
If I was the apprentice I’d knock all those jars over with one swing by accident probably. Or maybe on purpose. I like breaking stuff. Thanks for the heart.
**swings bat at full force** Whoops! Aw, jeez, would you just LOOK at what happened here. Sorry boss, it was a TOTAL accident, It won’t happen again. I PROMISE. (chuckles)
@@naughtymelon6712 **proceeds to hit boss over the head with large gummy worm**
A candy bat, or a giant gummy bear on a stick would be better
Athena Edgelord a tootsie roll bat with sharpened lollipop stick nails coming out the sides with gummy bears on them
Kade Rogerson you must have been smoking a lot of sugar, calm down, I’m scared
Man I would love to see your setup, i've no idea how you get such targeted, yet soft lighting like this - it's incredible.
*edit* hahaha, IT only places an order every 27 years
Hey articulate, I loved your sugar dealer video you done a while back; I wonder if CM has a place for you as an apprentice? (collab potential?)
He's got a shadowed filter around the edges of the screen
Flood Light, Gels or Shadow Filters maybe?
Why the fuck does the second jar look like shit
Jaylen Sanders your 2nd uncle couldn't find the bathroom in time
Candies used for those wondering:
Nonpareils
Boston Baked Beans/French Burnt Peanuts
Chocolate covered pretzels
Root-beer barrels
Butterscotch
Orange flavoured slices
Mint flavoured leaf slices
Assorted licorice (Black Australian liqourice, the best kind)
Gummy Bears
Swedish Fish
Gumballs
Runts candy
If for whatever weird reason you find this useful, and want to go out and buy these because you have OCD like meself then like this comment so other weird people with OCD things like this will find this comment useful.
Thanks b
I will buy and eat them in sync with the video!
It’s people like you, we need, but don’t deserve
Canis Mortem it’s people like you we need but don’t deserve
What are nonpareils?
Candyman always has a place in my heart for being the first asmr video I watched and got me into it
Nami Tidecaller do you want to give him some “sugar”🤗
It was always You Helen...
you wanna marry?
People call me the Candyman
But you...
You can call me...
Me: The Candyma-
Your new boss.
Me: Ehh?
I SAID THE SAME THING!
i read this comment while the video played at that moment. woah
N-Nani?
*_NANI?!_*
People call me the Candyman but you... Can call me...
Me: the Candyman
Your new boss.
Me: well I guess I'm fired.(*takes the candy and runs away*)
The best part is if you don’t fall asleep he has an entire story line layed out to entertain you.
Am I the only one who loves watching him grab the root beer barrels with tweezers? For some reason I really enjoy it...
Me too
This is quite literally the job I currently have, excluding the delivery aspect. i work in a Canadian bulk baking ingredient/candy/spices store with a heavy emphasis on the candy. I get a cool 6 samples a shift.
Bulk barn?
7:13
"Orange Slices"
Me: I will go deliver those to Ant-Man.
Arcticx369 that was the best ant man quote
Arcticx369 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
Anyone else never seen a superhero movie?
Brendan Hunter Which movie?? Infinity War, or Ant-Man? ( I havent watch Infinity War yet )
Arcticx369 that’s why he wasn’t in infinity war, he never got those orange slices
Time stamps for phone:
00:00:00 Welcome aboard
00:02:16 Salary & benefits info
00:04:29 A couple of questions for you
00:06:35 Overview of the latest batch
00:07:30 Prepping the merchandise
00:13:38 Filling client order #1
00:22:58 Filling order #2
00:28:52 Filling order #3
00:32:50 Order #4 (To be filled by you)
00:33:05 Filling order #5
00:39:25 Order #6 (To be filled by you)
00:39:45 Order #7 (Filled at the end)
00:41:08 Filling order #8
00:49:55 Orders #9 to 14 (To be filled by you)
00:50:43 Filling order #7
Floofer McPooferstein thanks
Thx bad boi
Yes! I been going down the comments so far, ti see this
Thanks bro
Papa bless my dude
Not to tell my life story but I'm just going through a lot and I'm going through withdrawal right now and your vids are a blessing thank you uncle E you might help me get passed this.
I bet ER would make a bad ass Dr Strange ASMR
You know whats funny about that
Funny you should mention that....
Yes
Two years later and I confirm, he did do a badass Dr Strange
Yo yessir
Since he's my new boss, would the make me The Candy man's man?
A. Cookie no it would make you the candy mans main delivery man
No
KoroniarzPL oh I’m sorry what is it the good sir please share you genius
Edit:fuck my life
Edit 2:I’m fucking bad at grammar
That guy Named chad aka surfer dude idk why I said no, I think I had a bad day or something
The candy mans man can
Boss: “if I would give you all the candy you want I would be out of buisiness”
Me as a type 1 diabetic: “no you wouldn’t be lmao”
Who else thinks a candy man apprentice sequel with new jars of candy would be amazing
me
I really can’t believe how relaxing this one was. It has taken me almost a week to see this to completion because I conk out, and thankfully I haven’t dropped my phone on my face. Thank you’s!
These are some fine looking drugs weve got here
I agree.
Angel Dust you’re two years late buddy
@@Dreamer-bw1ch Not like your any different.
@SomeAngelFan i’m not 2 years late
where are all you guys coming from lol
I don’t always meet with the same customer that’s never bought anything within the last 3 years of first meeting him but when I do, I still give him free samples.--- the only advice you’ll ever need as a new candyman
The thing that amuses me the most is how everyone at the asylum is super chill about CM. They’re all like “Oh yeah, Candy Man came around not long ago”, which in the context is the equivalent of casually saying “Oh, the crack dealer visited recently”
Yes
Those damn shoe-tasting bananas
Sans The Skeleton and wet cement grapes.
Do they taste like shoes or do they taste shoes?
@@natelevin4026 Yes
This is really relaxing and kind of lifts my spirits at the same time when I feel depressed.
How does this only have 157 likes? What the heck. I’ve always had a theory that asmr videos get robbed of likes the most because most people fall asleep before it’s over and just overlook giving it a like. I’ve been a fan of this channel for many many many years and have always marveled at the world and atmosphere you have created within your channel. You truly are an artist and a true talent for relaxing the masses. You got me through some hard times in my life but I have come out the other side in one piece and owe you thanks for being such a big part of that. So thank you for the years of magic! I’m just returning from a little break. I’ve been enjoying making my way back through your videos like they’re brand new again. There are the exceptions of videos I have probably listened to over a hundred times each but I still enjoy them as much as I did before. You’re the best!!
This is so damn pleasing to the ears, man I love those rare moments my mind kind of eases up and anxiety sort of fades out for a bit. Thank you. *Edit: If you ever see this Rift, the sounds made by you pulling some of those candies out of the jars (like wonky fruit, gumballs, root beer barrels) are very particular sounds I don’t really hear duplicated in your videos too offen. Those sounds, the sounds of bottlecaps on glass (like in G.O.A.T whisperer), and your patented slow-tap technique is seriously the best relaxation tool I’ve ever encountered. Good night and thanks again.
I cannot explain how long I’ve been waiting for this
Yes I'm finally the Candy Man's Apprentice! 😁
very proud to be the Candy Man's Apprentice.
Qwest 500 me too bitch you ain't special
I am proud too
Qwest 500 you sound like one of those people that get proud for picking up a penny.
Jamstone 😂😂😂
man I was scrolling through tons of asmr and I came back to this several times because this is exactly what I needed tonight. your voice is so calming and your triggers are not as intense as those of others, which is why I feel so great when i listen to your asmr.
CM: “Are you an employee or a pa-“
me: “you know i am a patient of that asylum, Rift. Give me the candy already” 😂😂😂
Tábata Larenas 😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂😂👌🏻😤😂😂😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂👌🏻
Nyeah, see, Rifty boy, I need my candy, see? If I don't get it, see, I, uh, convince youse to give it to me, see?
Wha-- dude, see-- OH MY GOSH JUST GIVE ME THE FECKING CANDY!
This is my favorite ASMR and I can’t understand why. Helps me sleep! Please do more like it!
I don’t know why, but 24:06 is my favorite moment in the entire thing. The sound of the orange slice candy being eaten is just satisfying to me.
"grape tastes like...wet cement"
made me laugh harder than i should've 😂
Who can tingle us, the candy man can :3 Long time no see! And so glad to be your apprentice!
I hope we get an internship with Corvus next
yeah can we continue the plague doctor apprentice video
yo that's cool, because he has the sections in the description the actual video bar is broken into pieces to show the sections, and it has a little title next to the time
Its a surrise tool youtube added that will help us later!
Luke Skywalker dies in Infinity War
Had to do it to em
Jafar was such a good villain in that movie.
No, and poor Simba!
Remember? The magic flying carpet from Naruto? Anyone? He saved Namek from Aizen's Death Star? No one?
The rabbit talks.
Joe : *SPOILEEEEEER* xD
I hate you
🍫 The Candy Man Can
Primus? 😍
Primus or Willy wonka?!😂
A A S M R W H I S P E R I N G A N G E L cuz he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
🍫 Exactly Cloudy King lol
Andrew I think you are lost, the hoes of asmr is an other video entirely, thanks though love for your contribution to this thread
“So you must be the new recruit”
But in the last one you hired me did you not?
Yes, hence why you are the new recruit
Alexander Wilson exactly what I was going to say
The timelines are getting sorta confusing. But a true fan can always keep up and asks the right questions.
Alexander Wilson no he just said it as he doesn’t know who you are when we were talking through all of the other candy man videos he made and we the audience was his favourite customer so he knew who we were until this video where he said confusingly “you must be the new recruit” as he didn’t know who we were which doesn’t make a lot of scence as he recruits us in the previous video?
Some Random Guy It seems to all just boil down to how different people interpret certain language conventions. Its nothing that anyone can be right or wrong in. If that was the case, there wouldn't be shit like 'interpret this text' being taught in schools.
The first candy man was one of the earliest videos I watched from you and has become one of my favorite series of yours. So glad to see you keep it going with your unmatched creativity !
Just a casual delivery to a famous killer clown in a sewer, average 🤷♂️
Just a typical first day on the job!
Who was inspired by a very much real child molester and killer. Esentially we are selling child fodder to a character based on a mentally unwell murdering rapist clown
That was my first experience too, strange.
Sweet, now I too can proliferate refined sugar products!
The pun is the icing on the cake.
swet says :shieet:
Charlie The Supersaurus
This is only a part of my candy themed Desserttation.
I wish you all the best of success and that everyone appreciates that your material is as fresh as mints. Nevermind, I'll show myself out.
But there's always time to take back the commonwealth
13:39 Love the attention to detail! Someone really read the source material.
I can't express the love and admiration I feel for you! Your videos are so awesome, relaxing, helpful and creative. Every video is different and a masterpiece of its own! You sir, are the true Leonardo da Vinci of ASMR!
Can you imagine real world uncle E buying like 7 bags of candy at tops or his respective grocery store.
theres like 13 different types in the video im crying
I thought we'd already established that Uncle E is a rich bitch.
Jack Becquerel it’s not about the price. It’s about the image.
GamePlan Inc. well i mean u right, it is funny, but i'm just saying that the money must be nothing to him considering how expensive some of his props and masks are.
Jack Becquerel does he just get paid from RUclips or does he have another job??
Tbh, of all your characters, the candy man is my favorite. I love seeing how his story has evolved over the years.
My prayers have been answered. 🍫🍬🍭
C0NR4D AMEN!!!
I need another video like these , it’s the only one I can sleep with
Uncle E back again from another realm slaying demons just to help us sleep with candies
General Kebabi
Radden slavkk dars plokk oni wan kenabi
I think you mean obese wonton crinoli as his true name
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste goooood
Grape ? 😊 tastes like wet cement 😊
Ngl those mint and orange slices look fire
You are good at asmr like I’ve never seen other adults do it but your really good
You included Pennywise in this lore? Niiice
Frickin everything’s in this lore, my dude.
WizeDog so that’s why a clown was offering me chocolate pretzels in exchange for me to come down to the sewer
This is by far one of my favorite videos by you
0:20 al ready have the tingles lol
I love how it’s like an actual story and world. we actually got a job!
23:50 timestamp for myself
This guy has the best asmr. I always put one of his vids on my laptop before i go to sleep.
"Ah yes my favorite flavor, WET CEMENT"
ok now I actually like that flavor don’t go disrespecting me 😤
@@mushy_pancake rlly I prefer dry cement if I’m honest
Although hey we can agree LAVA is the best flavour
@@doggo9421 lava flavor is good, but it depends on how you eat it. Ship-in-a-bottle flavor isnt bad, I recommend it
I love the sounds of candy being eaten, it's so relaxing to hear a noisy hard candy or a mint or the soft chew of a gummy bear. Thank you Uncle E. I love your videos!
Who can make the world sound better the Rift man can cause he taps the wood and makes the world sound good
Thanks for the asmr. I was shaky as all hell and this calmed me
Other ASMRtist- tapping things
ER: Candy man’s apprentice
Just imagine having an asmrtist-husband and listen to him filming this and being his model for some massage videos or spa
There a actual asmrist that is that exact thing
Just search up MassageAsmr
the candy man can
Dang so many references. I enjoyed the Dune one, I love that movie.
"I'm the candy man, but you can call me-"
The candy man?
"-Your new boss."
Oh okay.
"But you can call me the candy man too.
I like this dude, his asmr videos seem more like a story to lul me to sleep than any other youtubers content so far
Candy Man: "All the candy you can eat, in an hour spread out over the course of a year."
Me: "I can do a lot of damage in an hour."
Just save up the hour for the last hour of the year and eat all the jars of candy
everytime i watch this i half expect him to just smile at the camera and start dumping shit into the bag as fast as possible
So it’s an entire cult of different dudes
So does that mean I can get a nice long beard like you master? And will I be able to meet the fast food man? I wonder what other multi-verses there are I hope I can spread joy and give candy wherever!!!
Thank god! I was worried you had forgotten about this series 💕
The real question, how many cuts had to be made when E.R. Accidentally dropped the jar as he had to hold the jar and the bag open at the same time
The candy man videos are defiantly some of my favorites
Lmao the Charle and the chocolate factory reference is great keep it up
I saw this video and had to pick my jaw back up this is the video I've been waiting for forever 😃😎
Who can make a sunrise?
God Emperor Robert Arrowsmith The sun doesn't actually rise. It's actually the Earth's rotation slowly turning towards the sun that makes it look like it's rising.
User1 I know. It's just a lyric from that stupid Candyman song.
God Emperor Robert Arrowsmith I know. I just felt like explaining it. Sorry.
User1 nah you're cool. I thought as much.
I_Eat_Donuts Like_Alot Good old Kumbaya.
This is one of my favorites! Please do another.
_Right on time for bed_
love the Darry Maine reference at 13:45
Wonky fruit 🍇 🍉
There are a lot of people doing asmr but rift is the only one I know who deserves the title of asmrtist.
RUclips updates sometimes do good, sometimes do bad, this time it was good.
Haven't even watched the video yet but I was watching the previous candy man vid last night and was wondering how long it would be until this one did. Super excited! Thanks Uncle Rift
Man U just make me hungry for candy and gave me memory’s of Mexico
A mexico drug
ER's videos continue to be no-brainers. I see an ER upload, I click, I watch. It's simple as that.
24:05 never get high on your own supply Candyman
Hearing that there are no medical benefits just made me think of another rift merchant that would act as like a doctor or healer or something and was trying to think of what name they’d have, and then I realized it. Medicine man, you could be the medicine man, make it all voodoo-y and shit, but still just hand out basic over-the-counter medicines and whatever else
All of this cross-contamination is driving me crazy! Every post-apocalyptic candy dealer worth their salt knows that you NEVER use the same equipment to handle Red Fish AND Wonky Fruit. Does the Candy Man not care about his clients?? What would Mr. Pennywise say if he saw how the Candy Man ran his operation?!
OhLawdItsChrist i mean pennywise lives in the sewers and eats kids so i don't think he has high standards for candy handling and packing
You raise some valid points, what you fail to see, however, is that the equipment is latest 22nd century technology from our very own resident plague doctor himself. And these little beauties produce a secret little fluid that deconstructs all bacteria after touching an object and then deconstructs itself into a harmless substance that cannot be seen through human eyes as it all happens on a microscopic level.
Suku The Gamer oh so basically he has to buy a new set of stuff after he's done with the old set as far as i can understand
See, my concern is that gummy bears a class AA confectionary export, and it is clear that the tweezers he is using is a alpha-B class at most. He should really know better. One errant gummy bear could decimate a batch of red fish, or crack entire jarfuls of hard butterscotch candies. His wonky fruit batch would be pulped to bits. He should also be using nitrile gloves for to avoid contaminating the containers for his goods. I thought he was a professional!
OhLawdItsChrist even worse he eats off the same thing he dishes em out with xD
Very well done and well thought out. I really like the hint of comedy you seem to have added. The videos are actually very relaxing also.
Me:I gotta be paying my bills and rent man
Candy man:all the candy you can have for an hour
Me:I’m interested
Dont retire, u r the only true candy man.
20:32 wtf did he just say?
Yummy 🤤
The candy mab videos have always been my favourite
ohhhhhh! The Candy Man!!! finally again!
Well I am trying to sleep but the FRICKEN CANDY IS KEEPING ME UP
YO JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA
WHAT IF HE(as candy man) DID A COLAB WITH GMM’S (good mythical morning) COTTON CANDY RANDY
IT WOULD BE THE BEST CROSSOVER IN THE HISTORY OF ASMR AND COMEDY
Does this make anyone one else thing of the horror movie? Candyman it’s a good movie