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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
    @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 2 года назад +1723

    for anyone who's confused about the chronology of the ER Expanded Cinematic Hyperverse, every event is currently happening Right Now, Congruently, unless it happened at some other time, in which case it obviously happened then. hope this helps!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +663

      Spittin facts!

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 2 года назад +92

      love your content btw, i have been watching for like six years
      i hope you're having a good now

    • @kilo3989
      @kilo3989 2 года назад +41

      This actually does help, surprisingly. Thanks!

    • @noodlenoodles7285
      @noodlenoodles7285 2 года назад +16

      More confused than ever

    • @andrewh9916
      @andrewh9916 2 года назад +21

      So if it happened or is happening then it is or has happened

  • @fetusfingers9916
    @fetusfingers9916 2 года назад +3088

    POV: you’re playing shop at recess and your friend is getting really into it

  • @mygills3050
    @mygills3050 2 года назад +828

    I mean, considering the ERU characters could be living in literal voids, this stuff might be rarer than we think.

    • @1230james
      @1230james 2 года назад +74

      Between living in voids and living under the thumb of the NWO, getting your hands on anything sounds rough

    • @DeKempster
      @DeKempster 2 года назад

      The NWO already banned voids.

    • @hahaiamshambler7627
      @hahaiamshambler7627 Год назад +19

      @@1230james especially nothing

    • @calcium_skeleton
      @calcium_skeleton Год назад +2

      Only one universe in existence made bottle caps

    • @Beczkoolo
      @Beczkoolo Год назад

      😅

  • @Mr.BlindMXB
    @Mr.BlindMXB 2 года назад +255

    Ok. Now this is some NEXT level creativity!! The jars. The role play. Everything!! Even hearing the rustling of your suit is amazing!!

    • @bobthefett2412
      @bobthefett2412 2 года назад +8

      U must be new here he’s got many similar vids to this and he pretty much wore a suit all the time in his older vids

    • @Mr.BlindMXB
      @Mr.BlindMXB 2 года назад +4

      @@bobthefett2412 I’ve been here for quite some time. It’s just the first time in a while I decided to wear headphones. Your right. The suit videos are amazing!!

  • @Xendusso
    @Xendusso 2 года назад +4523

    I wanna see ASMR from the other side of the screen, where a clueless human being walks into one of those gentlemen and is super confused about the whole multiverse.

    • @viktornikolayevich5933
      @viktornikolayevich5933 2 года назад +188

      That's a interesting idea, but it would probably become boring after 6 minutes in

    • @HyperHunt621
      @HyperHunt621 2 года назад +414

      @@viktornikolayevich5933 This _is_ Uncle E we're talking about here, so I'm sure he'd be able to make it last. Probably similar in writing to the one video he did "explaining" the lore as the patient next door, he could probably have whoever the outsider is ask "us" questions and then restate our answers, effectively diving into the ERU lore further, but with the usual "is this really true?" twist of, well, "we've" been heavily experimented on and thus don't have the clearest memories of what all the other residents have already told us.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +1797

      Hmmm…

    • @RuskyPup
      @RuskyPup 2 года назад +44

      Can’t wait to see this one!

    • @stephanie1733
      @stephanie1733 2 года назад +13

      Yes.

  • @candycadet528
    @candycadet528 2 года назад +1512

    This feels like two scammers trying to bring their c game to each other.
    And it's working.

  • @bkeet3607
    @bkeet3607 2 года назад +192

    I love the unique way of holding things. ER puts so much work into his characters even down to the way they hold objects

    • @flowersandwater666
      @flowersandwater666 2 года назад

      wdym?

    • @chara5074
      @chara5074 2 года назад +14

      @@flowersandwater666 If you have seen a lot of his videos, you would see that he holds and inspects items slightly differently depending on whatever character he is acting as. ER puts a lot of effort into small details lol

    • @VictoriaMarch13
      @VictoriaMarch13 2 года назад +8

      And the way he opens the jars. Not to mention his slow but steady breathing and speech. He is a creative genius. This man was/is meant for something greater than we can imagine for him. Seriously. He's on a level all on his own.

  • @shadowsoulless6227
    @shadowsoulless6227 2 года назад +643

    ER: honey...HONEY, WHERE ARE MY JARS???no.....the REALLY big ones....no..not those, the BIG ones, like ones big enough to fit a human infant in. OH YES THOSE, THANK YOU.

    • @sleeplessstudios7626
      @sleeplessstudios7626 2 года назад +20

      Literally the best comment out here

    • @TheMuteStreamer
      @TheMuteStreamer 2 года назад +9

      horribly underrated

    • @landofnoone7048
      @landofnoone7048 2 года назад +105

      I'm pretty sure that this is his next idea. Human infant in a jar ASMR

    • @Thanadeez
      @Thanadeez 2 года назад +23

      imagine fetus pharmacy asmr at arkham

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +287

      Stop giving me ideas!

  • @samuraienggine
    @samuraienggine 2 года назад +394

    ER: "yeah this is worth some currency"
    Also ER: "a pickle"

    • @Him.3865
      @Him.3865 Год назад +2

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @flopp_idk
      @flopp_idk Год назад +8

      "yeah this is worth like a popcorn kernel some pocket lint and a penny, but for you my friend I'll get you a dried up sticky note"

  • @fishebola
    @fishebola 2 года назад +150

    It's been around half a year since i've gotten into this channel, and i've watched so mamy videos every night, as far back as the first bag thing videos. I can say that this never gets boring, and that I love your content, and I hope it's worth all of the effort to you.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +89

      All I can say is: may all your nows be splentastic!

  • @thekhoifish0146
    @thekhoifish0146 2 года назад +1027

    Are we not gonna talk about the tragic backstory behind the first few items

    • @titel3250
      @titel3250 2 года назад +106

      Ikr we sold out our partner in crime

    • @Thanadeez
      @Thanadeez 2 года назад +8

      what is the backstory

    • @thekhoifish0146
      @thekhoifish0146 2 года назад +34

      @@Thanadeez check out the previous “on the run” video

    • @danielbarron3520
      @danielbarron3520 2 года назад +20

      I really want to know the backstory but I just fall asleep I need to watch it a day where I'm not tired and looking just to relax

    • @Raoul.
      @Raoul. 2 года назад +28

      Oh damn, we stole the blue package from the viewer of the Rift Cartel video. The viewer isn't always the same person, it would seem.
      The Rift Cartel probably put our partner in crime to sleep. For good.

  • @the-witness8811
    @the-witness8811 2 года назад +102

    Now - "He met an untimely demise"
    flashback - "You don't have to sit on the edge of the bed and stare at me like that... "
    Flashback further- "I'll probably stay up and read in the far corner. I don't need any sleep."
    Poor guy knew it was coming.

  • @loganfarty6045
    @loganfarty6045 2 года назад +786

    He’s dressed like he wants to live a peaceful life in Morioh

    • @Nutsackman63
      @Nutsackman63 2 года назад +41

      I love that Jojo reference

    • @Ryan-nt4lt
      @Ryan-nt4lt 2 года назад +101

      My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    • @wykon6700
      @wykon6700 2 года назад +56

      @@Ryan-nt4lt ah yes the obligatory copypasta. Always good to see it from time to time

    • @collinsss3251
      @collinsss3251 2 года назад +11

      after the half hour mark, i just noticed how he was dressed

    • @elfhater2063
      @elfhater2063 2 года назад +24

      oh god he do be wearing that Yoshikage Kira suit. surprised he's not trying anything with hands

  • @nicolettaasmr
    @nicolettaasmr 2 года назад +50

    How does he keep a straight face with half his videos? That's real talent right there!

    • @RegressorJin
      @RegressorJin 2 года назад +4

      I saw this one muscle dude dress as a maid and was straight into it. Yes it was tiktok 😔

    • @Donut-pi2ti
      @Donut-pi2ti 2 года назад +3

      you can see cuts ever now and then, mostly because he laughs or something happens and he cuts off

  • @gannonpatton2858
    @gannonpatton2858 2 года назад +17

    I enjoyed the pictures from the slides being displayed, had an old school nostalgic effect.

  • @unsaiinted
    @unsaiinted 2 года назад +79

    I love the idea of every different thing being currency from another universe, it’s fun to think of what kinda universe uses popcorn to pay bills

    • @LiamMcBride
      @LiamMcBride Год назад +4

      Ah yes your rent this month is 8500 popcorn

    • @arseska5957
      @arseska5957 Год назад +1

      It's called Venezuela.

    • @RagnarTrash
      @RagnarTrash Год назад

      A place where the colosseum never existed, which meant 'movie/theater' entertainment never happened. So when some goofy cave man guy realized 'yo hol up this corn just went boppity boom and became yumy and extremely unquenching of my thirst I need water or else I will implode', well now the economy went boppity boom but wasn't so yumy when they started inflating it physically and economically.

    • @nicolelehman8333
      @nicolelehman8333 7 месяцев назад

      That awkward moment when you keep accidentally eating your rent every month, because popcorn is just too delicious to resist.

  • @IamDefinetlyaBagel
    @IamDefinetlyaBagel 2 года назад +86

    "I'm sorry to hear about your accomplice..."
    _smiles ever so slightly_

  • @hazewire4618
    @hazewire4618 2 года назад +46

    Your thumbnail is so good I initially scrolled past it in digust.

  • @foolofatook2026
    @foolofatook2026 2 года назад +57

    I appreciate you taking the time to put the images from the photo slides up to see. My curious,distracted mind would’ve been stuck wondering about them otherwise 😆

  • @maijethemage2501
    @maijethemage2501 2 года назад +40

    "Is this a glass jar of vintage nothing?" Absolutely killed me

  • @mentos3366
    @mentos3366 Год назад +5

    I love his sense of humor. And how he is not shy re playing each object to the asmr fullest potential.

  • @noriyuckykekween8789
    @noriyuckykekween8789 2 года назад +183

    You know what would be interesting? A computer tech salesman, showing us products like keyboards and mice. Just think It'd be nice

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +87

      Hmmm

    • @DeimosTheMan
      @DeimosTheMan 2 года назад +7

      ​@@EphemeralRift Osmanthus wine tastes the same as he remembers, but where are those who shares the memory?

    • @DeimosTheMan
      @DeimosTheMan Год назад

      @@CoolSuperBear Ehe~

  • @gundhamyaboitanaka8106
    @gundhamyaboitanaka8106 Год назад +70

    Funny thought: in the ERU, there's a universe where losing your marbles is equivalent to losing change and/or being robbed.

    • @Gamers_Cave
      @Gamers_Cave Год назад

      Listeners

    • @RagnarTrash
      @RagnarTrash Год назад +1

      It's possible we're both in different timelines, but in your timeline you can send comments on this specific video that can get shared with every other timeline in existence. For example : This video might just be something on a scale larger than 'simple timelines' and is simply an anomaly or a rift linking the comments together on an omniversal scale.

  • @spookey2004
    @spookey2004 2 года назад +21

    Wow you seriously have one of the most calming voices I’ve ever heard, great video!

  • @VictoriaMarch13
    @VictoriaMarch13 2 года назад +24

    A few years ago I never would've imagined I'd watch anything like this. Yet, here I am watching and "interacting" like this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I think my favorite so far has got to be "The Nothing Store". That cashier guy is just the best!

  • @sneedposterextrordinaire3206
    @sneedposterextrordinaire3206 2 года назад +48

    Always loved ERU videos, can’t wait to relax to this tonight

  • @courtjesster617
    @courtjesster617 2 года назад +106

    You know it’s gonna be good when he walks in wearing a scrungly suit 😩

    • @gwadpot
      @gwadpot 2 года назад +4

      ...scrungly?

    • @espy9244
      @espy9244 2 года назад +7

      scrungly 😳

    • @punyr
      @punyr 2 года назад +5

      scrungly👐

    • @honeyboi112
      @honeyboi112 6 месяцев назад

      Scrungly 🐈💨

  • @jaredprovost2002
    @jaredprovost2002 2 года назад +26

    Hey rift! Long time fan here (7-8 years, I think the first video I ever watched by you was Margaret’s scalp massage!) I’ve noticed recently you’ve been interacting with your community much more than at any point I’ve seen before ie liking comments, replying, etc. I’m not sure what the cause might be, but it’s really nice to see you interacting with your community more and more even as you grow bigger :)

  • @Hudson13527
    @Hudson13527 2 года назад +32

    Love the creativity this man has, it's never ending.

  • @hendricksausges3006
    @hendricksausges3006 2 года назад +23

    More like this, please! I love [Picking little bits out of jars to put into a collection]. The Corvus one called "Plague Dr. Patient" is one of my all-time favorites.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +16

      May all of your nows be splentastic!

    • @iamwinter17
      @iamwinter17 2 года назад

      late on this but u should check out his “messages in a bottle” video one of my favorites

  • @molollyvlogs1186
    @molollyvlogs1186 2 года назад +51

    ER: any other currency?
    me, already half asleep: caps?
    ER: caps?
    I have never successfully guessed any response to an asmr video before now so safe to say I was very surprised 😂

  • @heyfoo7947
    @heyfoo7947 2 года назад +7

    Hey rift! Been here for about 8 years now since around 2013 ish. Remember watching your Hershey park taste testing video like it was yesterday! Thank you for the thousands of sleepless night you helped avoid! Definitely gonna have to add an ER tatt to the sleeve

  • @zuckbuck5022
    @zuckbuck5022 2 года назад +100

    you probably won’t see this mr rift but your content is the only thing that can put me to sleep. keep doing what you do oh dos best. looking forward to your future content 💜
    p.s as a angsty 17 yr old i relate to you more often than i should😂 i guess we never really grow up

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +149

      Im an angsty teen with 40 years experience

    • @neekotaku5635
      @neekotaku5635 2 года назад +14

      @@EphemeralRift we appreciate that, you've built a community of people who all hate people and like Cthulhu internet man eating McDonalds burgera

    • @Donut-pi2ti
      @Donut-pi2ti 2 года назад +2

      if ur only 40 then my mom is older than you xD

    • @levyata8964
      @levyata8964 2 года назад

      Wtf is that pfp though

    • @DaShinyDragonMon
      @DaShinyDragonMon 2 года назад

      @@levyata8964 Not sure if this comment will get deleted or me banned lol but the literal name of that PFP is "nigward"

  • @cursedexperiencerequiem9465
    @cursedexperiencerequiem9465 2 года назад +18

    The Eru universe really has no limits

    • @thiccandridicc
      @thiccandridicc 2 года назад +1

      The U in "ERU" stands for universe

    • @flowersandwater666
      @flowersandwater666 2 года назад +2

      @@thiccandridicc smh my head

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +6

      It surely does ! And we will find them!

    • @cursedexperiencerequiem9465
      @cursedexperiencerequiem9465 2 года назад

      No way it definitely has no limits it would be a decade to search the entire mutliverse for its limits
      The amount of caps and blue water currency that would cost...
      Enough caps to probably fill a planet for the expedition

  • @SuperSkyScorcher
    @SuperSkyScorcher 2 года назад +56

    Fallout merchant video?
    Skyrim merchant video?
    Would love to see those.
    You are my favorite ASMR channel by the way. Love your vids and ideas. So creative.

    • @U_SpoonyBard
      @U_SpoonyBard 2 года назад +1

      He did a really good one years back that was Fallout inspired I think. Called the Tingle Mart I believe. Oldie but goodie!

    • @SuperSkyScorcher
      @SuperSkyScorcher 2 года назад +1

      @@U_SpoonyBard I'll have to check that one out then.

  • @ItIsntMugsy
    @ItIsntMugsy 2 года назад +15

    I feel like Uncle E has taken on a more 'crazy' look with his smiles, and I mean crazy as in insane. Makes the videos feel way different, even though the actual video itself tends to be normal.

  • @hauny6255
    @hauny6255 2 года назад +27

    you always make my night rift. i’m still figuring out the law behind this all but it seems similar to the scp foundation except on a larger scale and most of the scps got loose. thankyou for these videos ❤️

    • @hauny6255
      @hauny6255 2 года назад

      also could you possibly make the i hope you are doing well shirt in black too. i’d buy that

    • @plutoyoon
      @plutoyoon 2 года назад +1

      he gets a lot of inspiration from SCP and the works of H.P love craft

  • @chief8825
    @chief8825 2 года назад +2

    I love the fact Rift has so many fans from so many different parts of the world that he just says “ good now”. Absolute legend right here

  • @ryan_yasin
    @ryan_yasin 2 года назад +9

    Ah gives me the Candy Man vibes ... I love that video , gonna love this one too ... I love all the videos uncle E releases lol

  • @austin2253
    @austin2253 2 года назад +3

    Thanks!

  • @truetheboyman1629
    @truetheboyman1629 2 года назад +18

    “Last thing I need is people coming to take advantage since I gave you an extra drop” this man finds a way to have me rolling with laughter on the floor 😂🤣 “ very rare to have a bell without the bell”

  • @Centsational_
    @Centsational_ 2 года назад +36

    I can't fall asleep to your asmr anymore.. It's just too interesting and I want to watch the video

    • @titel3250
      @titel3250 2 года назад

      Facts, I usualy listen to them in the background while doing something else so I can follow the story

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +30

      Sorry? 😂

    • @Centsational_
      @Centsational_ 2 года назад +1

      @@EphemeralRift It's absolutely true uncle E, When I first discovered your channel I used to watch it for the tingles but now I'm so focused on the lore of your channel that I can't sleep anymore 😂 It's a good thing though!

    • @hendricksausges3006
      @hendricksausges3006 2 года назад

      I wish! This videos been used three times now and I keep missing the middle to ZZZZZ. I can't wait until I'm strong enough to find out what those colorful (stones? blobs?) are right in the middle.

  • @njoadj123
    @njoadj123 2 года назад +13

    Hi ER, I just wanted to say I've been a long time fan of your work but I've arguably took a break from your channel since around 2020 at the start of the pandemic. Just last week I was searching online for EphemRadio but I realised you've cancelled that series and started ERP instead. Been loving the series so far, thanks for always delivering top quality content!

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 2 года назад

      Why would you take a break? This man or “Dr. Andrew Michael’s” knocks me out daily. Best content. And neither of them are eGirls!

  • @alfiekeet8305
    @alfiekeet8305 2 года назад +9

    hey uncle E life has been alot recently, I'm really glad I always have you videos to fall back onto. it means so much that you be yourself and do what you love. thank you so much

  • @JLawL
    @JLawL 2 года назад +7

    The sales and trading videos are always my favorite. Instant favorites addition!

  • @CaleyJH
    @CaleyJH 2 года назад +28

    You know what would be awesome - if ER took the video / audio from the post apocalyptic trading post and made a video from the other person's perspective. There's so many videos on this channel that would be such amazing quality asmr if it doubled up with the other POV.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +27

      I like the way you think! I’ll add it to the list and we’ll see what happens

    • @CaleyJH
      @CaleyJH 2 года назад +6

      @@EphemeralRift Why hello there good sir! Sounds like an excellent plan indeed... I'll be on the lookout!

  • @emilyhager5842
    @emilyhager5842 2 года назад +7

    I know I'm a bit late to the party here but ever since this came out I've watched this video a lot. I'm sincerely hoping that we might get a part 2 from a different location some day. Maybe with a currency of those loose Keychain rings, lint, and rubber bands!

  • @finlandguy
    @finlandguy 2 года назад +5

    Im just way to deep into this channels lore to stop watching! Its the main thing I look for these days in these videos! Awesome

  • @manofwar3498
    @manofwar3498 2 года назад +1

    All of his universes are different because some can be bad and some can be good but with that being said it also depends on what universe you visit that determines if its a bad or good experience and that's just one reason why he's unique and honestly one of the most creative asmrists I've ever seen on youtube.

  • @lillylee6496
    @lillylee6496 2 года назад +6

    Thankyou for all your hard work we really appreciate what you create for us♡♡

  • @exceededgaming8626
    @exceededgaming8626 2 года назад +1

    I’m just gonna say thanks Paul, you being who you are and posting these amazing videos really help us all. They can relax and and give us sleep in the hardest times, and I hope I am speaking for everyone. You truly have talent and never stop doing what you love, because you are probably helping more people than you think.

  • @Magiiii
    @Magiiii 2 года назад +3

    Thank you. I haven’t slept this well in weeks.. this just knocked me out really fast.

  • @thelastbraincell341
    @thelastbraincell341 Год назад

    It warms my heart that even years after posting videos you still go back to see new comments

  • @LaidBackLora
    @LaidBackLora 2 года назад +8

    Love when you upload a video I never miss one in 2 years now.This my favorite kind of ASMR

  • @gaschum681
    @gaschum681 2 года назад +8

    This goes CRAZY

  • @ZyonSigil
    @ZyonSigil 2 года назад +7

    I have been really enjoying the 3 episodes in a row ( for the most part) eru starting from the loot room. Ah relaxing.

  • @tdogskitchen
    @tdogskitchen 2 года назад

    It would make me so happy to see you in a big production movie one day. You are so creative and your characters/ story lines are so believable.

  • @theomnihero8221
    @theomnihero8221 Год назад +4

    I remember going to a reality where chess pieces were the currency. I think the ones made of gemstones were the highest value except for diamonds, but rumors say that there is only one existing set to have ever been made.

  • @brianhofstetter6495
    @brianhofstetter6495 10 месяцев назад

    Extremely unique video! Didn't know what to expect exactly, but found your presentation relaxing & entertaining.

  • @kvetter80
    @kvetter80 2 года назад +7

    I've always loved these types of videos, I remember when I first saw your channel was from your sand man video! Selling various colors of sand (as well as tingles on the side lol) I've always loves these types of video. Have a spectacular day🌌💤

  • @brandonbryant7854
    @brandonbryant7854 2 года назад

    This man is magical with the way he speaks and does his hand gestures

  • @ItsAllNunya
    @ItsAllNunya 2 года назад +21

    There will be a day that The ERU gets a Comic/Manga/Book/TV Show/Movie of some kind, and on that day, all things will briefly be completely at rest. Not only out of true relaxation, oh no; out of Fear that an ASMR universe acquired a fandom so large it qualified for a franchise deal.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +19

      I would be thrilled if someone could do that. Not for the fame or money just for someone to bring this all to life far better then I can from my basement ! Lol

  • @zachdrake8564
    @zachdrake8564 2 года назад +2

    That effect with the photo slides was just 👌

  • @79Khayman
    @79Khayman 2 года назад +11

    I never get as many tingles as I do, than from watching you. 🥰🥰🥰 Many thanks to ERU. Love the periwinkle blue. 😎🤓☺️

  • @shiftsallday807
    @shiftsallday807 2 года назад

    I remember when I first found this channel when your first candy man video came out however many years ago that was and you’ve only gotten even more creative since then. Never change Father Rift

  • @ChucksonEQ
    @ChucksonEQ 8 месяцев назад +4

    0:41 dude I want this massive bell

  • @takamoron.
    @takamoron. 2 года назад +1

    The thumbnail brings me more joy than it should

  • @Swinsl
    @Swinsl 2 года назад +5

    I want to hear a whole video of the trigger at 33:14, I haven't gotten tingles like that in a long long time

  • @SleepingInk
    @SleepingInk 2 года назад

    ER was the first ASMR artist I ever watched, and will forever be my favorite.

  • @Dogtles
    @Dogtles 2 года назад +7

    That suit would go great with a Better Call Saul video

  • @lisaeames8031
    @lisaeames8031 5 дней назад

    You have been helping me sleep all down to the fact that the pipes above my room have been preventing me from doing so.

  • @isleofredemption
    @isleofredemption Год назад +4

    “This gold doubloon… not worth very much…”
    “What if I told you it was a PLASTIC gold doubloon?”
    “I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!”

  • @innersysteminbound7561
    @innersysteminbound7561 2 года назад

    I love this one. Excellent work as always, Mr. Rift! Keeping some of us alive.

  • @tigrex3622
    @tigrex3622 2 года назад +30

    Cool intro:done
    Products:done
    Staff:done
    ASMR:done
    This video has been approved by the Post-Apocalyptic Council

  • @SpongebobSquarepants-i5p
    @SpongebobSquarepants-i5p 8 месяцев назад

    I was very glad you noticed the worth of the jar of vintage nothing. You are a man of taste and high standards. I respect that.

  • @bobveinne2439
    @bobveinne2439 2 года назад +7

    Idk why but this is radiating 2017-2018 rift vibes, like pre "The ____ Man" series and I love it

    • @franciscloutier5387
      @franciscloutier5387 2 года назад +3

      The underscore man? Don't know him, he must be from a different universe. The NWO did ban underscores recently, now that you mention it

    • @bobveinne2439
      @bobveinne2439 2 года назад

      @@franciscloutier5387 lol, I can totally see him doing that too

  • @TheTyler2
    @TheTyler2 2 года назад +1

    I demand a video game or show of this universe, it’s like a perfect combination of an interesting story and great asmr.

  • @larryjohnson7246
    @larryjohnson7246 Год назад +4

    This guys prices make pawn stars look generous 😂

  • @riptideanomy1024
    @riptideanomy1024 2 года назад

    It’s quite impressive how well he sells these characters. I don’t know what magic he brings but this dapper outfit with the dripped out haircut makes me want to do business with this man, even if he’s swindling me.

  • @herberttheturtle
    @herberttheturtle 2 года назад +4

    You could do an amazing asmr playing the villain from moon knight! You could pull of the looks and you could also play his menacing and controlling but also reassuring and honest character. (The glass shard sounds when you walk, talking about ahmit and konshu, or Egyptian mythology in general and reading the viewers scales :D)

  • @bazovich
    @bazovich 2 года назад +2

    Best customer service in my life

  • @DeathbyProxy
    @DeathbyProxy 2 года назад +2

    The bigshot-ification of Ephemeral Rift

  • @isleofredemption
    @isleofredemption Год назад +1

    Years back, I was listening to a show on the radio. I don’t remember the context, but the quote was “you can’t buy a helicopter with Necco Wafers!”.
    I’ve believed in all the years since I heard it. But now you have me wondering.

  • @viveillyvi
    @viveillyvi 2 года назад +18

    Thought this would be the continuation of "on the run" when I read the title
    Great Video though, since a while, I watch the videos more for the story instead of the tingles.

    • @viveillyvi
      @viveillyvi 2 года назад +11

      Nvm, I just watched the first few minutes, it IS a continuation!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +13

      Yes somewhat of a continuation. I try to loosely tie things together here and there when I can reminder to do so! Lol

    • @bradyparisien3533
      @bradyparisien3533 2 года назад +2

      I aspire to make lore as funny/complex as ER one day… what an amazing channel!

  • @JessicaMayday-b4m
    @JessicaMayday-b4m Год назад +1

    1:54 Knee caps??? Got me so much

  • @monkeeatbanan6524
    @monkeeatbanan6524 Год назад +7

    Mfs in the back of the classroom when the teacher walks out of the room 💀💀💀

  • @WrittenDirectedbyJacob
    @WrittenDirectedbyJacob 2 года назад

    I love that this has turned into the ERU

  • @etotheend8893
    @etotheend8893 2 года назад +12

    Thank you for the effort on those photo slides! I would love to know if every slide had a picture. Definitely one of my ideal triggers. Sort of a personal attention trigger being told what a thing is and it being held up for me to confirm :)

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  2 года назад +10

      The closeup pics in the video are from the slides and yes all the slides have pics. They are random lots I bought off ebay when I bought a projector for a video.

    • @bradyparisien3533
      @bradyparisien3533 2 года назад +2

      This is cool

  • @ihopcsx
    @ihopcsx 2 года назад

    Words cannot express my love of this channel

  • @먀먀-p2j
    @먀먀-p2j 2 года назад +4

    I've waiting for your new video. Thx for your hard working on it!😄

  • @theodet0222
    @theodet0222 2 года назад

    This man is a living legend- when he is, and also when he isn’t. But when he is, (he is), he is always. Only when he is not, (not his), is he not him.

  • @LuckyNumber777
    @LuckyNumber777 2 года назад +5

    I would let ER wear that suit at my funeral

  • @nathansandoval1650
    @nathansandoval1650 2 года назад +1

    Been listening to you for a few years, keep it up! 😎

  • @ikinama6831
    @ikinama6831 2 года назад +9

    идеально, шикарно, превосходно, гениально
    спасибо

  • @tenthelementgaming
    @tenthelementgaming 2 года назад +1

    Id like to imagine that Rift has a whole room full of props, wardrobe and everything else that goes into making an asmr video behind the camera.

  • @senoreg
    @senoreg Год назад +5

    Just got send back here to one of my favorites of this cannel after watching Jojo ASMR's video on ER's twitter drama... im feeling pretty conflicted right about now.

    • @VArisTHE_sinnerrr
      @VArisTHE_sinnerrr Год назад +2

      Yea I really don't see it being possible that this man right here could do that kind of stuff I personally think alot of it was blown out of proportion and worded wrong like with the holocaust thing I believe what he actually meant was the numbers in comparison are alot lower than the animal holocaust which would be a correct statement as for him saying he finds it unfair he can't say the N word I cant really try defend that the best I could say is that he could be saying why doesn't EVERYONE stop using the word but i cant really defend it with that

  • @pancakeninja6158
    @pancakeninja6158 2 года назад +1

    I’d really love to see USD conversations for all of these different currencies

  • @Newton1208
    @Newton1208 2 года назад +6

    Ayo why is ER kinda dressed like Yoshikage Kira

  • @Mr._foxs_rcs
    @Mr._foxs_rcs 2 года назад

    Guy was really just making us a bag of trail mix in the beginning but seriously keep up the vids love em

  • @surfnsunshinekat
    @surfnsunshinekat 2 года назад +3

    Better Call Saul vibes in that suit and thumbnail