The Post-Apocalyptic Trading Post | ASMR
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- Опубликовано: 2 авг 2024
- You stop in one of the many post-apocalyptic trading posts that offer various items most often needed for survival in the "New World". Seeing that you are in no rush, the shop owner takes his time showing you the assorted canned goods, tools, medical items, containers, camping equipment, clothing, etc., that are available:
00:00:00 Finishing up with another customer
00:01:00 How can I help you?
00:04:45 Leather coat
00:07:30 Rain coat
00:10:35 Leather gloves
00:12:25 Winter gloves
00:14:35 Pair of waterproof boots
00:17:50 Rainstick
00:22:00 Sleeping bag
00:25:00 Plastic gas canister
00:27:50 Metal gas canister
00:30:20 Double-bit ax
00:33:25 Battery operated lantern
00:35:15 Oil lamp
00:37:10 Lamp oil
00:38:30 Candles
00:39:45 Plastic storage bags
00:42:00 Matches
00:44:14 Candle test
00:48:00 Canned goods
00:53:05 Plastic canteen
00:56:04 Gas mask
00:58:25 Can opener
01:00:30 Bandage
01:02:20 Hydrogen peroxide
01:04:53 Scissors & tweezers
01:07:04 Multitool
01:09:45 Hunting knife
01:13:15 AK-47
01:16:07 Rucksack
01:20:10 Stay safe
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. 
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Think about it this way. The person he says goodbye too at the beginning is the last person who watched the video before you.
Woah, mind blown
what about the first person that watched the video?
Thats actually pretty cool Nico
YOOOOOOO
Mobstah Lobstah legend has it E.R never said goodbye at the start of the video the first person watched
Uncle er the type of guy to read terms and conditions and decline them
Lmao thats great!
Fr tho
imagine if he does a future video in which he reads Terms and Conditions slowly in ASMR and then declines at the very end
I have actually done that multiple times....
How he hasn't become a meme yet amazes me
Looking to protect yourself...OR DEAL SOME DAMAGE?
Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn.
Did someone stole your sweetroll?
Take a look.
Some may call this junk but I call them treasures
I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous.
Thought that was a green screen.
Of course it isn't, this is Ephemeral Rift.
Hey there!
You would be right
Your icon looks like the guy short guy from Rhett And Link.
Its prolly his basement
Robin Gilliver it’s Link... don’t disrespect them
Post apocalyptic stuff is always the coolest
Martin Laird x2
@@comonena x3
@@pg3dclipsskits774 x5
(+1,+2,+3...)
X6
@@MultiERIC1973 x 7
Will I have to pay in caps?
Todbileg Otgonbat Why not a Charge Card?
*coughs* weed *coughs*
*[Slap]* *{stares in anger}*
What about 500 atoms?
Caps lock keys? key thief is that you???
Your hair fits perfectly with the video
Benja Vásquez you are correct his hair is awesome right now
Benja Vásquez thanks
Benja Vásquez his hair is perfect in any video
"Hey, you're finally awake."
oh yeah yeah
DANGIT TOM HOWARD
Jesus Christ Denton
@@luzzbightyear3159 Todd*
I see your avatar icon everywhere but with various names. Does this represent some group or something?
I feel like gold would still be valuable, but more for its conductivity rather than its visual aspect in a post-apocalyptic setting. Assuming electricity still works. Great video as always.
Shiny looks nice
Gold will always have value to humans
How exactly would electricity stop working?
@@maathimself9024 post apocalyptic world, nobody to run power stations and maintain powerlines
Yep, as a conductive and corrosion resistant solder for circuitry and wiring.
Someone get me a poster of a mad max style Rift walking away into the sunset amd beside him is, instead of a dog or other companion, a pet boot
...a pet boot...war never changes, huh?
Uh wouldn't you want your girlfriend back first? Ok I'll just see myself out.
Me too! Sounds like a great idea :D
Make it happen I’ll pay for that
Jaune get back to the rwby verse and fix the show ;^;
when you realize that his vids are literally movie runtimes
Jim Halpert holy shit. I’m not a movie type person solely because I think they take too long, but I’m here making sure I watch the whole thing. Wild.
That pfp fits perfectly
Dude, I never realized that either... damn...
Jim how are the kids?
Is it really Jim from the office omg this is crazy can you sign my phone case.
*Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter*
"Need something?"
I hear Primm got a new sheriff... that should keep the Powder Gangers away!
RETRIBUTION
A package courier found shot in the head near Goodsprings has reportedly regained consciousness and made a full recovery.
Ave, true to Caesar.
Do a Hannibal roleplay dining with us (since he feeds his guests humans, i figured it’s dark enough for your channel) where you eat and make inside jokes about the food that we’re not supposed to understand and make him part of the rift universe
YES!
I'd love that too !
„Inside” jokes, huh?
@@siposmarton8324 thatd be a bit gutsy of him 😉
Italic.mp4 cannibal*
I guess times are tough if you sell your pet boots
No not the boots anything but the boots
Least they are back together again.
Puss is gonna be angry...
Pet brains still here
Worse than you think if he was dinner..
"nice green screen"
*puts jacket on a loop*
"Um......what?"
Prolly garage or basement
No CGI here! Uncle E puts a lot of effort in real looking sets and props.
"Nice green screen"
*grabs unloaded AK*
"Okay I yield!"
It’s never a green screen
“Wait, its not a green screen?”
“Never has been.”
I'm very disappointed by the lack of toaster repair in this video.
*the machine spirit*
Oh I get it I played wasteland 2
Excuse me, sir, can you also repair my broken power armor? Or my broken gun?... Do you accept caps or do you have any side mission for me to pay?
...you're in the zone. The only things we accept is trading things for other things or rubedes. Have you ever seen an AK-47 in the mojave or Capital wasteland or in the commowealth?? (No chinese assault rifle and assault rifle doesn't count)
Yes, but we just accept NCR dollars. And about the mission: Just fuck with Caesar's Legion
another settlement needs our help ill mark it on your map
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@@ryakeithc1662 same
Ohh Noo!!! He turned the pet boots into BOOTS!!!!
At least they are together now though
:( sad too see such mythical creatures in such a way
He sick! He very sick!
00:00:00 Finishing up with another customer
00:01:00 How can I help you?
00:04:45 Leather coat
00:07:30 Rain coat
00:10:35 Leather gloves
00:12:25 Winter gloves
00:14:35 Pair of waterproof boots
00:17:50 Rainstick
00:22:00 Sleeping bag
00:25:00 Plastic gas canister
00:27:50 Metal gas canister
00:30:20 Double-bit ax
00:33:25 Battery operated lantern
00:35:15 Oil lamp
00:37:10 Lamp oil
00:38:30 Candles
00:39:45 Plastic storage bags
00:42:00 Matches
00:44:14 Candle test
00:48:00 Canned goods
00:53:05 Plastic canteen
00:56:04 Gas mask
00:58:25 Can opener
01:00:30 Bandage
01:02:20 Hydrogen peroxide
01:04:53 Scissors & tweezers
01:07:04 Multitool
01:09:45 Hunting knife
01:13:15 AK-47
01:16:07 Rucksack
01:20:10 Stay safe
Time stamps from description
Easily the most unique ASMR channel on RUclips.
What happened to zeds zombuy's ashopalypse? I have a plethora of questions. Did he and his zombie wife live happily ever after or did she get loose one night and eat his face? Was he out scavenging for more duct tape and a zombie horde suprise him and he starved to death in a true value hardware store? Or did a customer find out he had a zombie wife and killed her causing zed to go crazy and start killing all his customers with elaborate traps made out of duct tape? I need to know!
Do you accept nuka cola bottle caps?
Depends on which vault you come from
Sunset sarsaparila is more valuable
Sadly I come from vault 76
@@sfelber5510 Then go fuck yourself xd
@@sfelber5510 Wha- get the hell outta here! You're kind's not welcome here!
Are we going to get a part 2? This one was always one of my favs
Hopefully we’ll see it again sometime
I really wonder what his system is for hair length and roleplays. Does he just cut it when he wants and record roleplays that match the hair? Does he grow it out or cut it because he wants to film a certain character? Does he stockpile videos at certain lengths so he can post those while he grows it out? So many questions
Hmm
@@Solid-Matrix Hmm
@@mags_1977 Hmm
@@FireDrage Hmm
@@mr-meek Hmm
Thank you for making all those Candy Man/Pawn Shop/etc videos. They're super relaxing for me
Could you imagine being in line behind this person? Like “damnit I just want this bag of chips”
You know, with the current hair style and beard. Uncle Rift could do a perfect John Wick asmr roleplay. Where the boogeyman himself tries to soothe the child of a mobster (us, the audience.) as he just saved us from a recent contract he took.
Is pretty good idea
Can we just take a minute to appreciate how much effort it always put into the costumes and backgrounds in these videos?
Got that late 90’s, 3rd eye blind haircut going on
I can dig it!!
Such an underrated band
I bet most normal people would show up here during the apocalypse and wonder why the shop owner is tapping things. But everyone who knows about ASMR would be soothed into a buy.
"Normal people"
Is it just me or does everyone else love the effect as you darken your screen, the edges of the video gets darker
You mean the vignette? Yes, I like it too.
You gotta love Rift World. Endless ideas and creativity.
Also where's our Boi Kermit? Day 17....
EDIT: Okay Kermit says it is day 16, so 16 it shall be.
Pretty sure that is not the real one
ER you need to act man. You’re a legend
When will we get another “eat with me”
After we get "eat me"
You just got one dood
How can anyone alive find someone else eating food to be a calming experience?
@@Rizlack Everyone does subconsciously. If someone is mad at you, the best thing to do is sit right next to them and eat something. Humans associate eating with peace, and seeing someone eat puts the thought of peace into their subconscious thoughts. If you can get them to eat with you, you've won and they are no longer angry.
@@timewellspent8137 Nonsense. Watching random people shovel food in their mouth and make disgusting chomping sounds is one of the very last things I'd ever watch to relax/sleep. Would have the polar opposite effect.
The vendor that sells all the important provisions, the man that draws the borders and differentiate between a safe Haven and danger. The man that eats with you, while making you feel uncomfortable. Rift is that NPC in Bethesda games that just uses the same voice files and the same model.
I can't unsee this comment, lol. Its so true.
This is without a doubt my favorite asmr video. I’ve seen it so many times.
* Big iron plays in the background *
Hello again, it's me, Mr New Vegas
Why does rift look like Hank from Detroit?
i can see it, now that i'm thinking about it :0
()= wow 😲
Hi I’m Connor the robot sent from cyber life
Hank wake up, *slap earrape clip
DONT YOU DARE SLAP UNCLE ER
@@mogsierra5515 Wake up Hank! *Slap*
The pet boot finally found its mate!!!😊😁
"A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"
Life is pretty hard but moments like these make it all worth it
I KNEW IT I KNEW YOU WOULD BRING THE AK !!! MUCH LOVE RIFT
Oh yeah the AK47 is my favorite of his props
Anyone else going through all the post-apocalyptic ASMR roleplays and reading the latest comments? lol
This dude mic is so good you can hear atoms with it
Why isn’t this shop run by mordecai? Hope you haven’t left that character behind in the new wave of lore
@@UnedumecatedCat This awesome son of a bitch actually did it.
@@UnedumecatedCat lmao thats THE FUN BRUH
*Metro last light starts kicking in*
Me: you accept military grade ammunition as money, yes?
It's 1:02 AM and I'm finally ready to sleep. Thanks Uncle E!
Dang, Rift has been killing it this week. I LOVE his role play videos. Hands down favorite ASMR role plays to watch.
i don't know what i'm more obsessed with, your videos or your hair becoming longer :)))
(keep growing out out i feel like you would look good with longer hair!)
I like how he actually seems a little upset when he talks about how he traded his instruments for food, acting 10/10
Me: *sits down to watch some ASMR with headphones and max volume on*
Ad: IF YOUR OFFICE FRIDGE COULD TALK-
I love how you threw in the father and boy from that movie “The Road”. It’s one of my favorite post apocalyptic movie.
Somehow his has given me a new appreciation for living in this place, at this time, and with all that's available to me. Thank You
Breefly about this video
*John Wick killed all his enemies after ex-communicado and finally went to the retirement*
Pp08
This video puts me to sleep most nights. Takes me about 3 weeks to watch it all because I don’t make it far.. please do another🤘🏻
By far my favorite ASMR video out there, I use it regularly to help me sleep.
You make such unique content. I always come back for some rift. Thanks for all you do and make dude, helps get my mind off my pain when trying to sleep
" Every weapon you see here could be the difference between life and death, _baby_ "
This is a nice video given current geopolitical events
1:08:44 This one is a can opener, the end can also be used as a small screwdriver. The one shown after is the bottle opener, with a larger screwdriver at the end.
I always keep a swiss army knife like this one in my handbag, my dad also used to keep one with him, i'm happy to see one in an Uncle E video, feels like he's family !
I love that it takes 30 seconds to figure out where to put the jacket.
Zed got some competition, the ashopalypse monopoly is crumbling!
Noooo! Zed has always been my go to guy. I can't see him go out of business! We must stop this shopkeeper and secure Zed's monopoly!
Naaah, Zed and his customizations are irreplacable :)
well it's noon and i'm gonna sleep now. thanks ER.
That leather jacket gave me some serious tingles. I love your content Rift!! Thank you for sharing your asmr talent
Ephemeral Rift, your videos that include rain in the background are my absolute favorite. Hopefully when the rainy season comes we can get at least one more. I look forward to all of your content!
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my post apocalyptic trading post.
i'll give you my soul for tingles,please
@Zoe Kouf σε ευχαριστώ φίλε μου
This has a better plot than Fallout 4
boy do we need this now
He looks like vegan Keanu Reeves.
You are the most hardworking asmrtist ever.Just look how long is your video compare to other.😘😘
i sleep on the ground some days because his asmr is that good
Hits a little different in quarantine
When he brought out the boot, I said to myself “*inhales* “timberlins”
Yeah! We need more post-apocalyptic fallout videos!
I absolutely love the theme of the video.... Of course your technique is on point as usual. Thank you so much for your work, it helps me tremendously.
This man never runs out of ideas
Day two in applauding E in his creativity and not asking for vids
A 1 and a half hour video with no ads well done
This guys voice is so good that you can fall asleep in 1 second
watched the whole entire video while playing games honestly loved it
He's got the store clerk NPC vibe down ...I would love if he had voice over work in a video game
Storing cooking oil in an old gas can gives a whole new meaning to the saying "now we're cooking with gas"...
I love this video! I watched it at least 20 times! Waiting for part 2
just realized we went though this mans whole stock
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
2 years and never saw the end of this video.
add on to this post apocalyptic series. love the work !
“NCR Ranger helps your wounds”? Would be pretty cool to see another one of your great Fallout ASMR role plays again :)
Just imagine just seeing a asmrist in the apocalypse with a shop :/
This look and voice fits you really good, would love to see more in this style.
Strangely enough, I don't get that many tingles from any ASMR, I just watch them cos they're really calming.
So You Don't Accept Pre-war Money?
What about Sunset Sarsaparilla Caps?
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
Collects coins
That is the ring-a-ding move baby
Back when saying "Stay safe" was only said in fantasy videos
In the beginning, he came across as really pass ag. Man this guy is fucking AWESOME!!
P.S. I was so tempted to start typing out the Doom monologue
Easily my favorite video of ER
He is sure comfortable with the fact I walked in with a axe stuck in my head. Radiation works wonders. What do you mean zombies arent supposed to talk?
Paul should turn Rift World into a video game.
Just found this video. I love apocalypse stuff! I feel like this theme is very fitting for asmr.
I love it when you caress your inventory in my ear
*Meanwhile in the background:*
This is Radio Freedom, and a settlement is requesting help!