I'm always too afraid to take my time when that happens. There was one shitty ps3 game I played forever ago where a quest was timed, but there was no timer. I ran outta time without even knowing I could. I'll never recover. XD
Video idea: as usual you agreed to a terms of use without reading what you agreed to and now a strange man is in your house insisting upon performing asmr on you
I love how even after criticizing himself for saying “I’ll take that” after inspecting every item he continues to say ”I’ll take that” after inspecting every item
Or that elven and elk corpse in the spike pit in the bandit lair near Whiterun, I downloaded the hunterborn mod just so I could remove the elk there so I could grab the coin bag, it's only like 15 gold pieces, but worth it
"I gotta take all this loot first." I completely understand. This isn't the first time I was beaten to near death. Take your time as my body slowly shuts down from the blood loss.
@@jeremycorbin2178 how quickly you die from blood loss varies from what you’re bleeding from, considering how long the video is; probably a shot or two in the arm or in the leg which are the least fatal places to have a bullet in. so bleeding out from that would be quite slow
@@MrBooblo086 from what I remember, it's not the dbd entity. it's the eru's entity, which *is* the Arkham Sanitarium. feel free to correct me if I'm wrong though, I'm not completely sure
"I could just abandon this quest." With that said, I'm gonna make sure to pick up a Valcano Manor contract to hunt down a certain rift walker next time I'm in the Lands Between
ER this is by far my favorite channel. However I am losing my hearing and not always able to make out what you say. Could you please add the caption option so I can read what you say. This would mean the world to me . Sincerely a huge fan of your channel
@@dripsnake44I really wish there was a mercy option for enemies, they would live but they drop their gold, weapons, and high quality armor and cause the rest of the enemies in the area to run as well
This comment is incredibly comment like. My favorite part was when there were words stringed together in sentences forming a comment. Splentestically done!
@@lobsterworshiper298 This reply is incredibly reply like. My favorite part was when you considered the original comment and formulated an appropriate response. Scrumptiously performed!
I've always liked to imagine that we all travel through rifts into different worlds whenever we load up a new videogame, or watch a different ER video, or even interact with any other piece of media. Books, podcasts, movies, even other asmr worlds
I believe at this point he’s completely deaf in his… right ear? Don’t quote me on that but either way one side he can’t hear out of anymore and the other side is doing just fine
Once again, top tier content from ER. This is exactly how an NPC must feel when your character is running back and forth in a room smashing urns and chests, looting every last thing possible while they're laying on the floor in agony.
I really want this multiverse combination thing to be a game like just imagine defeating ganon with the nail from hollow knight enchanted with sharpness 3 or something
Before he trimmed, he looked like a priest at High Hrothgar. After trimming, all I can see is James may with a machete. Still has the voice of the priest though :)
I think that in Skyrim you take all loot get overweight and then realise that you can just give all of that to your companion. And now I want ASMR about loot trading. Just an hour of trading stuff with another player or just selling everything to one shopkeeper until he won't run out of money
Best part about this video is; lesser known Riftworld character Zed Zombuy is in fact, alive. (He was last mentioned a few years ago, by an undead doctor who claimed to have eaten him)
This concept is genuinely hilarious. Even before you mentioned that the video takes place in Tamriel, this gave me such massive Elder Scrolls vibes already. Don't we all loot first and complete quests later? Those NPCs can wait.
The value of Runes is certainly out of control. As Elden Lord, I will cut inflation and bring the buying power of the Rune back up to what it was before Radagon took the throne.
I personally love those videos. Your voice is a bit louder, but still soft. I've been listening to your asmr pieces for years now, and these always bring me peace. edit: it's already been 5 years damn.
That Tissue Box of the Elder Gods actually goes for a extremely good price in The Hunter's Dream. The Messengers seem to almost worship the damn thing... but more importantly, they're willing to pay a fortune for it!
I love the connection between your videos, they feel so real after you start putting together the puzzle pieces. Hope you'll make a video where you explain your universe's lore.
I love to think that me as the npc is just saying the same 3 voice lines for this quest while ER is just monologuing away about why he is avoiding healing me
I totally thought this was going to be an NPC coming to terms with their mortality while they imagine what they are going to do with all the loot once they are rescued. Not what I got but not disappointed.
pov: player accidentally clicked on you, the npc, while trying to collect the loot next to you and now is begrudgingly having to follow through the cut scene
Man is putting aside Elden Ring quest for maintaining our sleep intact and well preserved. You may not be the elden lord but you're definitely are the ASMR lord !
As an Ephemeral Rift fan, it makes me so happy to get references that Uncle E makes- be it to a media he likes, or to something in his past videos. I lose it whenever Sleep Note appears.
This is a great video!! Also, I swear I saw you at SCC on Saturday, but I was much too shy to say hi. I hope you understand you're awesome and (I can't wait to see that mask in a roleplay if you use it)
Love the fact that you're injured and dying for ten copper pieces and he's just sitting here rubbing it in your face how much MORE rich he's gonna be than you xD
When the NPCs yell at you to hurry but the quest isn't time sensitive.
Too many times... too many times
And or you know talking to them starts something that immediately moves you somewhere else or loads a new area with no items
Or alternatively the entire game tells you to hurry up... *cough* Cyberpunk 2077 *cough*
Every dang time 😂😂
I'm always too afraid to take my time when that happens. There was one shitty ps3 game I played forever ago where a quest was timed, but there was no timer. I ran outta time without even knowing I could. I'll never recover. XD
This video makes me feel like a critically injured NPC in a room full of loot
Me too
me three
Me four
It has a little something for everyone
Me five.
Frodo Baggings: _Gets stabbed once and nearly dies_
Weakest Videogame NPC:
Video idea: as usual you agreed to a terms of use without reading what you agreed to and now a strange man is in your house insisting upon performing asmr on you
This is smart af
I wanna see this
yes
Yes we need this!
Part of me is concerned. He didn't press the Take All button. Just went through each item meticulously, just to take everything anyways
Professionals have standards
He's reading the item descriptions for lore
@@Ozone946 wait I'm not the only to do that ?
So it could be a quite old game,potentially
@@tranminhhieu9492 exactly 😤
Fun fact: the brain has no pain receptors so you wouldn’t feel anything if someone touches directly your brain
so are you trying to tell me that someone could be poking my brain and I would have no idea
It has pain receptors... you mean nerve endings, so no feelings at all could be felt (other than pressure, from it being pressed into itself)
Thanks, Hannibal
how did you know i was asking that question
Aren't eyes the same way as well?
I love how even after criticizing himself for saying “I’ll take that” after inspecting every item he continues to say ”I’ll take that” after inspecting every item
Bro I’m sorry for this but did you use ur school picture for ur pfp-
@@CyberCross344 yes lol it's about two years old
@@forskinshredr yk what respect to it I would never use my school pictures. Much braver then I am.
@@forskinshredr You look like a less Hawaiian Michael Reeves.
@@forskinshredr honestly that takes face, good on ya
every wounded NPC I had to save : "HELP ME BEFORE THEY COME BACK!"
Me : "shhh... move so I can grab that bag of coins"
Or that elven and elk corpse in the spike pit in the bandit lair near Whiterun, I downloaded the hunterborn mod just so I could remove the elk there so I could grab the coin bag, it's only like 15 gold pieces, but worth it
@@bronycrafter1526 that's the spirit!
I would've felt like an injured NPC in a room full of loot if you'd just walked in and taken everything without speaking to me.
Not story relevant Npc: is injured
Player: grabs everything in the room and walks back out the door without even looking at the npc
@@SneccTheSnake *walks over npc* : i'm clearly floating above all your bs wounds, surely it means you're gonna stay alive a while in that state.
"I gotta take all this loot first."
I completely understand. This isn't the first time I was beaten to near death. Take your time as my body slowly shuts down from the blood loss.
It won’t be slow. Bleeding out on average takes a minute. I’m sure that you’ll be fine though, you’re The Omni Hero after all
@@jeremycorbin2178 how quickly you die from blood loss varies from what you’re bleeding from, considering how long the video is; probably a shot or two in the arm or in the leg which are the least fatal places to have a bullet in. so bleeding out from that would be quite slow
😁”So glad you understand. Finally, a little empathy! What is this world coming to? More people should be patient like you.”
@@jeremycorbin2178 is.....BERNIE SANDERS directed by MICHAEL BAY
@@MegaToonzNetwork You know too much, my people will be in touch with you soon
imagine slowly but surely bleeding out and the last thing you see before unconsciousness is a dude tapping things before your eyes
I’d love to see like a day in the life of ephemeral to see how he sets his videos up and how long it takes
He once had a great behind the scenes video but it seems to be removed
@@niebertneeber8438 yeah and he never put out the part 2 that was supposed to come after that
yeah thats what I'm saying! I am new to recording songs and just setting up mics is its own chore.
Preparing an ASMR recording ASMR
I like the magic of not knowing.
We need a no talking version for the true Dying-NPC-In-A-Room-Full-Of-Loot experience
It’d be like a 1 minute video lmao
@@slavic_bumpkin624 A FULL minute, that is!
@@Silverritter their last minute
I love how he casually reads each of the items description lore, then proceeds to put it in his infinite inventory space. What a trully immersive game
Alternative title: Main character steals all of your belongings while making fun of you for having no legs then teases you with a health kit
That should’ve been the title
I just realised that this may just be the entity, or it’s nearby in this video. The red string is present in the background, menacingly…
Does the red string appear in any other videos?
@@lior_theboom there’s a few, Relax with The Entity and the most recent Margaret video has it off the top of my head, I know I’m forgetting some
The entity, the only player who actually speaks to the NPCs
Any ideas what the red string is
@@MrBooblo086 from what I remember, it's not the dbd entity. it's the eru's entity, which *is* the Arkham Sanitarium. feel free to correct me if I'm wrong though, I'm not completely sure
I really like the idea of a questgiver for a complete multiverse worth of quests. God damn that must be a long game.
Damn. They gotta deal with
A S C E N D E D M A R K O T H
Now this is insanely creative, but it just isn't accurate
A player would in no way talk to the NPC first before taking everything in sight
Missclicked, and got a dialogue.
You could argue this is a youtuber that likes to roleplay in their playthroughs
cut scene, can't skip it
@@r2s11 longest cut scene we’ve ever had to sit through in this game as a NPC, huh?
@@OhsweetOhno yes, EVER! haha
"I could just abandon this quest." With that said, I'm gonna make sure to pick up a Valcano Manor contract to hunt down a certain rift walker next time I'm in the Lands Between
Dude I’m laughing my ass off because I just love the idea of not being sensitive and laughing at the pain
Me staring emotionlessly at the wounded npc waiting for him to die so I can loot his body without triggering the other npc's.
But if you don’t heal him you miss out on a one of a kinda but ultimately worthless item that you’re hoarder habits crave
The Entity is gonna be real mad when it finds out this guy took all his stuff
“Interacting with Player Logic Incarnate” is a genre(?) I didn’t know I needed
The ASMR. The setup. The acting. The roleplay. The DUCKY. It's all perfect!!
Thats a really over powered Med-Kit u got there my brother
ER this is by far my favorite channel. However I am losing my hearing and not always able to make out what you say. Could you please add the caption option so I can read what you say. This would mean the world to me . Sincerely a huge fan of your channel
Gotta keep up with that lore after all
Considering his content he'd have to manually caption it if he wanted it to be accurate and I don't know if he'd want to do that
@@soullesspacifistofficial he does it from time to time. Like on the travel agency
@@soullesspacifistofficialER is deaf/HH in one ear if I remember correctly so maybe he would understand.
Me in a Skyrim dungeon taking all the expensive stuff after beating an enemy down till he begs for mercy
No more I yield, I yield!!
@@nathanm5533 *proceeds to get up a few seconds later to continue fighting before begging for mercy again and repeating the process*
@@dripsnake44I really wish there was a mercy option for enemies, they would live but they drop their gold, weapons, and high quality armor and cause the rest of the enemies in the area to run as well
I wanna see more of this, I really like the idea of a universe hopping protagonist encountering all types of NPCS.
ER you've managed to make me feel like a complete jackass for the way I've played videogames for the past 20+ years, and with a ASMR video no less.
20:07 I like how the cone is always silent
This video is incredibly video like. My favorite part was when you did the things in this video. Well done!
Yes
Yes
This comment is incredibly comment like. My favorite part was when there were words stringed together in sentences forming a comment. Splentestically done!
fortnite
@@lobsterworshiper298 This reply is incredibly reply like. My favorite part was when you considered the original comment and formulated an appropriate response. Scrumptiously performed!
This title and thumbnail alone had me laughing like a buffoon in public. Never change Uncle E.
You could have quicksaved, saved me, then reloaded if you lost the loot y’know.
Naw, this is farcry6. Autosaves only
He already tried it, it does get rid of all the loot, so he needs to take it now or he'll lose it forever. I do hope you understand.
I've always liked to imagine that we all travel through rifts into different worlds whenever we load up a new videogame, or watch a different ER video, or even interact with any other piece of media. Books, podcasts, movies, even other asmr worlds
Oooohhh. Cool
Already knew he was a great teammate by the thumbnail....😂
How’s the hearing loss going man
Still amazed that you put out such quality content
Thanks rift 🙏🏽
I believe at this point he’s completely deaf in his… right ear? Don’t quote me on that but either way one side he can’t hear out of anymore and the other side is doing just fine
What happend?
@@torehansen8014 medical condition with his ear drum or something similar. He talks about it a few times on his podcast
@@SM-bk4ye he has a podcast?
@@OhsweetOhno yeah it's on Spotify, Ephemeral Rift Podcast
Commenting to help the algorithm. That said this was so fucking funny and good. Keep it up uncle ER, been watching for years, you're the best
Once again, top tier content from ER. This is exactly how an NPC must feel when your character is running back and forth in a room smashing urns and chests, looting every last thing possible while they're laying on the floor in agony.
Who was it that once said "A world without loot, is no world at all." So powerful. So deep.
56:30 I was so expecting to see ER pause and get the message "connection lost" appear over his head right before handing that over.
I really want this multiverse combination thing to be a game like just imagine defeating ganon with the nail from hollow knight enchanted with sharpness 3 or something
WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
I could sit here and listen to him name off a bunch of game currencies for hours
Before he trimmed, he looked like a priest at High Hrothgar. After trimming, all I can see is James may with a machete.
Still has the voice of the priest though :)
I like how I just took a break from reading Undertale fanfic just to scroll a few comments down and see a Sans pfp
New video: You're Jeremy Clarkson and rear ended James May in South America.
this is the moment the NPC became critically injured
I KNEW the Rubber Duck was what we were seeking. I like that Im watching this to relax before my week WHILE playing Elden Ring
All the quick travel gear.
This man is bringing the Lord Vessel around like it's nothing but a bowl
I think that in Skyrim you take all loot get overweight and then realise that you can just give all of that to your companion. And now I want ASMR about loot trading. Just an hour of trading stuff with another player or just selling everything to one shopkeeper until he won't run out of money
Pov your jackass hero forces you to carry a fuckton of dragon bone
Best part about this video is; lesser known Riftworld character Zed Zombuy is in fact, alive.
(He was last mentioned a few years ago, by an undead doctor who claimed to have eaten him)
The amount of editing that must've went into this is truly laudable. Thank you so much for all the hard work, it is appreciated.
4:30: The American healthcare system.
This concept is genuinely hilarious. Even before you mentioned that the video takes place in Tamriel, this gave me such massive Elder Scrolls vibes already. Don't we all loot first and complete quests later? Those NPCs can wait.
The value of Runes is certainly out of control. As Elden Lord, I will cut inflation and bring the buying power of the Rune back up to what it was before Radagon took the throne.
Alright, let's see Paul Allen's great rune.
@@Fullmetalnyuu0 great comment.
At this point I'm watching almost exclusively for the story.
I personally love those videos. Your voice is a bit louder, but still soft. I've been listening to your asmr pieces for years now, and these always bring me peace.
edit: it's already been 5 years damn.
That Tissue Box of the Elder Gods actually goes for a extremely good price in The Hunter's Dream. The Messengers seem to almost worship the damn thing... but more importantly, they're willing to pay a fortune for it!
I love the connection between your videos, they feel so real after you start putting together the puzzle pieces. Hope you'll make a video where you explain your universe's lore.
god this was hilarious, when you teased us with the first aid kit, I audibly laughed
I love this character. He's soo entertaining and perfectly fits an asmr
*presses restart as I black out *
Another great one 👀 Your voice is honestly amazing and soothing! 🥰
I love to think that me as the npc is just saying the same 3 voice lines for this quest while ER is just monologuing away about why he is avoiding healing me
This makes me feel like someone found me (critically injured) in a room (full of loot) and proceeded to loot it in it’s entirety
Incredible timing for tonight... thanks Uncle e😊😊
I totally thought this was going to be an NPC coming to terms with their mortality while they imagine what they are going to do with all the loot once they are rescued. Not what I got but not disappointed.
This makes me feel bad for all the NPCs I've done this to.
I mean, I'm not going to *stop* of course, but still.
pov: player accidentally clicked on you, the npc, while trying to collect the loot next to you and now is begrudgingly having to follow through the cut scene
this video reminds me of that one time where I was a critically injured NPC in a room full of loot
Thats the longest time ive survived being knocked down ... ER really took his time to revive me 😭
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
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i love how his videos like these intertwine with all the other random videos he makes and makes them make sense
Oooh an rpg reference, I wonder what class ER is going to pla… it’s a rogue. He’s a rogue.
A rogue/cleric multiclass
A cleric wouldn't be able to use the straight razor
@@lxjoe96 wdym that’s totally a simple weapon?
@@TheDamisen Thought clerics and cleric multis could only use bludgeoning weapons?
@@lxjoe96 not in 5e
@@TheDamisen My mistake, I was perhaps thinking of an earlier edition
" Why aren't you laughing? - Oh you're dying." - ER
Red strings returned. Are we going to get another Entity video?
this man is on another level...
POV: you were the guard that took "a arrow to the knee"
The idea behind this is amazing! Great work as always
I'd need someone to write my full name in the sleep note... with an early bed time so I can finally recover from sleep deprivation
The thumbnail for this one is amazing
Man is putting aside Elden Ring quest for maintaining our sleep intact and well preserved. You may not be the elden lord but you're definitely are the ASMR lord !
This is how NPCs become final bosses
As an Ephemeral Rift fan, it makes me so happy to get references that Uncle E makes- be it to a media he likes, or to something in his past videos. I lose it whenever Sleep Note appears.
thank you ER for including the brown shoe, made this video much more enjoyable having my only asmr trigger
Soooo what kinda bag is that?? I need my own loot bag that can hold an infinite amount of things.
“You coming or not?”
“We need to hurry”
“We can’t stay here long”
Shut up I’m stealing stuff
That backpack is really giving me “stuff it in the cornucopia” vibes
Me: HeLp Me Im DyInG
Him: oh there’s some brain poking out that’s kinda cool
What about a critically injured dog in a video game in a room full of loot
I'ma be honest this would be one of those moments where as soon as u heal me I'm casting blinding on you and stealing ur bag
Perfect timing; I was just about to go to sleep and I got a noti for this. It’s 1:00 in the morning for me
im wondering how the heck did you put 1:00 without the timestamp
@@zenvio That is interesting how did I do that?
I love the videos where we see all his props that he uses and has used in previous videos, it’s like an inside joke to us who have watched them
This is a great video!!
Also, I swear I saw you at SCC on Saturday, but I was much too shy to say hi. I hope you understand you're awesome and (I can't wait to see that mask in a roleplay if you use it)
I really like the quality of Mr. Rift's camera as well as color correction. Nice picture, pleasure to watch. Nice sounds, pleasure to listen to
Love the fact that you're injured and dying for ten copper pieces and he's just sitting here rubbing it in your face how much MORE rich he's gonna be than you xD
Honestly... These kind of videos are amazing. Each one I say is your best one yet, but then... The next one I like just a tiny bit more. Thank you.
You need a video where you turned that wooden cart toy into some mad max esque vehicle
Pls another one🙃 this was so immersive it was perfect keep the good work up
Tbh if this man was my doctor to help keep me alive I’d try and stay alive as long as I can just to have more time with him
I no longer watch these videos to sleep. This is pure entertainment art
The amount of chapters that ER set up for this video makes the seek bar look like a barcode. That's a lot of effort.
Hey, its that red string that is important and integral to the lore of the ERU!