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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @pancarialice
    @pancarialice 4 года назад +2999

    the way he throws the clipboard to the side and _carefully_ puts down his pen sends me every time

    • @moonadoo1006
      @moonadoo1006 3 года назад +51

      When does this happen?

    • @pancarialice
      @pancarialice 3 года назад +71

      @@moonadoo1006 at 0:24 :)

    • @moonadoo1006
      @moonadoo1006 3 года назад +17

      Thank u

    • @doom4157
      @doom4157 3 года назад +41

      @@pancarialice never noticed before😂😂😂😂

    • @magpieinthelibrary5691
      @magpieinthelibrary5691 3 года назад +83

      Why is is so quiet! Like how I’ve thrown many clip boards in my life but even throwing them is loud.

  • @cthulhu5702
    @cthulhu5702 4 года назад +5807

    "We don't accept First born"
    Me: *[Puts second child on counter]*

    • @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly
      @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly 4 года назад +360

      I’ve come to make a bargain

    • @chargedyeti7155
      @chargedyeti7155 4 года назад +142

      Oh. Hey Cthulhu.

    • @wickeli
      @wickeli 4 года назад +21

      Ah didn’t see this before I comment a similar thing 😆 great minds think alike

    • @vitobru8361
      @vitobru8361 4 года назад +42

      @Yellow he has like 4 actually

    • @Takeoverbaton
      @Takeoverbaton 4 года назад +9

      Hm sodie pop for child good trade

  • @umarxd6558
    @umarxd6558 4 года назад +5453

    ER: tries selling me nothing
    Me: *I’ll take your entire stock*

    • @raconvid6521
      @raconvid6521 4 года назад +32

      Nomega stonks

    • @Bowl_lit
      @Bowl_lit 4 года назад +45

      But do you have enough nothing to pay?

    • @TS-ic9cg
      @TS-ic9cg 4 года назад +7

      Epherial rift it is time you are now referenced in multiple videos that arent even ASMR related you need to take control now rise you have waited a very long time for this

    • @zzz928
      @zzz928 4 года назад +14

      Shut up and take my nothing

    • @PodDaGoat
      @PodDaGoat 4 года назад +6

      I wish they had the new nothing 5 in stock I’ve been searching every nothing store

  • @achichingle4148
    @achichingle4148 2 года назад +392

    Finally a store where I can walk out with nothing and not having a guilt feeling

  • @raccoonofmotivation20
    @raccoonofmotivation20 4 года назад +1305

    This is what happens when his wife says nothing would make her happier

  • @chinmustache6420
    @chinmustache6420 4 года назад +2152

    “They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day”

  • @HoundSyrup
    @HoundSyrup 4 года назад +2794

    Me: *puts first born back in car seat*

    • @Facekick48
      @Facekick48 4 года назад +187

      *Picks up second born*

    • @Gae_rat_in.a_hat
      @Gae_rat_in.a_hat 4 года назад +56

      @@Facekick48 𝕠𝕞𝕘 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝟜𝕥𝕙 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 :-/

    • @door.4975
      @door.4975 4 года назад +12

      This comment. WAS A MISTAKE

    • @Im_mso
      @Im_mso 4 года назад +17

      @@door.4975 it was already a mistake duh 🙄🙄

    • @Justme2278j
      @Justme2278j 4 года назад +22

      @@door.4975 Humanity was a mistake

  • @hamsnadwich6767
    @hamsnadwich6767 2 года назад +818

    My "theory" for the nothing store is that every item is so magical and unobtainable for humans that our brains (or maybe even NWO microchips) block it automatically and replaces it with the word "nothing."

    • @maximumeffort1006
      @maximumeffort1006 2 года назад +32

      I like ur theory

    • @bobenskiwatontop
      @bobenskiwatontop 2 года назад +50

      [[hyper linked blocked]]

    • @weelolol
      @weelolol 2 года назад +28

      ah i cant wait for the [NOT NWO COMPLIANT]

    • @bd_ares
      @bd_ares 2 года назад +8

      Reminds me of Sindri and Brok. They teleport in realm between realms, but because our mind can't understand it, it decides to see nothing at all

    • @flopp_idk
      @flopp_idk 2 года назад +17

      So basically, your saying nothing is kind of a substitute for something or someone incomprehensible.

  • @peopleandanimalslovm
    @peopleandanimalslovm 4 года назад +681

    "what do you want for Christmas?"
    "Oh I don't know, nothing really"
    *SAY NO MORE*

  • @CristopherMenendez
    @CristopherMenendez 4 года назад +1719

    Everytime Ephemeral Rift says "Nothing", take a shot of "nothing"

  • @randonb-l200
    @randonb-l200 4 года назад +3109

    I quite like how "we do not accept... first born" implies that all of your other children are good for nothing

    • @thecamper127
      @thecamper127 4 года назад +186

      I like to imagine someone came In with there firstborn instead of nothing so they had to make it a rule to prevent it from happening again

    • @AndreaMMc
      @AndreaMMc 4 года назад +75

      The fact I’m the second child offends me so.

    • @stikkippy1481
      @stikkippy1481 4 года назад +22

      Ohhhhhh, that makes a lot of sense

    • @danny-fy3qo
      @danny-fy3qo 4 года назад +7

      I-

    • @chandragablaze2075
      @chandragablaze2075 4 года назад +34

      In Germany we joke "Kids are like pancakes - you never know what you are doing at the first one". So - in germany it would be "only firstborn" ^^

  • @ryeloaf8292
    @ryeloaf8292 3 года назад +420

    This is basically me writing a small essay on what I did during summer break when returning to school.

  • @clockjaw5189
    @clockjaw5189 4 года назад +735

    “Perhaps when you come back again I will be wearing nothing” *I have been lied to*

  • @dogski2822
    @dogski2822 4 года назад +3620

    When the game hasn’t quite finished rendering.

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 года назад +118

      Looks like the Cyberpunk 2077 holiday update finally finished downloading!

    • @Loafphy
      @Loafphy 4 года назад +32

      Last time I ran this, the game was loading perfectly fine but the textures were all missing, they should really fix this bug

    • @seamy8959
      @seamy8959 3 года назад +5

      Love the wings of fire pfp

    • @dogski2822
      @dogski2822 3 года назад +2

      @@seamy8959 Thanks

    • @SubayAdamm2
      @SubayAdamm2 3 года назад +4

      Roblox games when some of the models hasnt downloaded

  • @freddiemercury7783
    @freddiemercury7783 4 года назад +720

    "We DO NOT accept first born."
    2nd borns: *Chuckles* "I'm in danger."

    • @williamvandergrift9741
      @williamvandergrift9741 4 года назад +14

      Frick I’m in trouble

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 4 года назад +14

      Im both a first & third born depending on what parent you look at
      Dad - third born
      Mom - first born

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 4 года назад +7

      @Robert Scott That was uncalled for

    • @dylanlunney4623
      @dylanlunney4623 4 года назад

      @@dull_demon4717 Stfu band kid. (Jk lol)

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 4 года назад

      @@dylanlunney4623 im not a band kid tho, im an art kid

  • @J.Augusto_Ibarra
    @J.Augusto_Ibarra 3 года назад +745

    You can grab any product directly from the screen, even if it's off. Oh! and if you take a look in those shelves behind, you can find a pack of how much she loves you. If a thief enters the store, does he steal everything and nothing at the same time?

    • @loosylucy92
      @loosylucy92 3 года назад +10

      *Macintosh Plus - Floral Shoppe plays.

    • @heathchisenhall1732
      @heathchisenhall1732 2 года назад +9

      @@amosneek1052 why does it matter? The joke still works, doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or girl or non binary robber

    • @jellyhamster1872
      @jellyhamster1872 2 года назад

      F**k i was gonna give give this comment a like for not havings tags

    • @robotwizard1066
      @robotwizard1066 2 года назад +15

      Schrödinger's heist

    • @SweetTodd
      @SweetTodd 2 года назад +1

      @@heathchisenhall1732 His comment is invisible. What's he say?

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 4 года назад +3212

    POV: You're at a Sony store trying to buy a PS5

  • @titanspirit7238
    @titanspirit7238 4 года назад +671

    I bought my in-laws nothing this Christmas, kept the gift receipt in case they don't like it.

    • @cupcake5000
      @cupcake5000 4 года назад +7

      But who wouldn't like nothing?

    • @cupcake5000
      @cupcake5000 4 года назад +1

      @@greattitan371 lol I'm sure

    • @misty-skies
      @misty-skies 4 года назад +1

      Bro, you got a receipt?

    • @athreya__7255
      @athreya__7255 4 года назад

      @@misty-skies no we have nothing

  • @so_does_rachael
    @so_does_rachael 4 года назад +238

    "I'm sure there's someone in your life who deserves nothing this holiday season." SAVAGE, I love it! (Also, so accurate.)

    • @evidant
      @evidant 4 года назад +4

      ok rachel

    • @juriendotcom
      @juriendotcom 4 года назад

      Why do I keep reading Sausage instead of Savage on everything. Am I dyslexic.

    • @thelastnutbender6857
      @thelastnutbender6857 4 года назад

      @@juriendotcom or you are hungry

    • @scatmann6502
      @scatmann6502 4 года назад

      Might be me, tbh I feel I’ve been a dick to my mom, however she says otherwise.

  • @That-one-fish-from-spongebob
    @That-one-fish-from-spongebob 3 года назад +197

    How can this man talk about nothing for 1h? What a legend!

    • @Pyxis10
      @Pyxis10 2 года назад +5

      He's done it twice.

    • @_BDN
      @_BDN 2 года назад +5

      well that's a lot of nothing

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 7 месяцев назад

      I think that’s what hasan does

  • @masterchief8904
    @masterchief8904 4 года назад +365

    0:24
    Uncle E: "Ah yes, welcome and happy holidays"
    ALSO UNCLE E: *throws the clipboard across the room*

  • @crystalmanta9443
    @crystalmanta9443 4 года назад +6578

    I can't wait for a trip to their rival business across the street: the Everything Store.

    • @Hoosierkappy
      @Hoosierkappy 4 года назад +699

      I was at Bed Bath and Beyond Saturday. Whole lot of the Bed and Bath, not a lot of Beyond. Don't waste your time.

    • @DevilJhoMama
      @DevilJhoMama 4 года назад +80

      It doesn't have a chance

    • @U_NoKev
      @U_NoKev 4 года назад +144

      But that place is expensive

    • @DevilJhoMama
      @DevilJhoMama 4 года назад +264

      @@U_NoKev yeah it costs everything

    • @GgTTV828
      @GgTTV828 4 года назад +122

      @@DevilJhoMama sad thanos noises

  • @satanicangel6384
    @satanicangel6384 4 года назад +673

    "Would you like to donate nothing to this charity ?"
    My empty pocket : My time has come

    • @kriegsman7585
      @kriegsman7585 4 года назад +8

      @@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 is broke people were always useful , we can pAY IN LIVES

    • @kriegsman7585
      @kriegsman7585 4 года назад +2

      @@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 personally I prefer the raiding approach, you know *KILL* *MAIM* *BURN* and all that

    • @satanicangel6384
      @satanicangel6384 4 года назад

      Yo pog 60 nothing! My life is complete now

    • @jjxioo8261
      @jjxioo8261 4 года назад

      @@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 don't kill me i can give you a couple thousands 🥴🥴

    • @jellyhamster1872
      @jellyhamster1872 2 года назад

      @@unsettlingcuppofcoffee3144 dr pepper

  • @Fern1e_
    @Fern1e_ 2 года назад +54

    The nothing store series is definitely my favorite set ER has made so far. I keep coming back to both of these videos!

  • @VRN_Sieger
    @VRN_Sieger 4 года назад +1626

    Ah yes, the amount of "Nothing" has expanded in "Nothing" alot since i came here. "Nothing" could be better

    • @chippybeanstalk
      @chippybeanstalk 4 года назад +7

      I can sense your comment will get over 2k likes :)

    • @dermarsianer3338
      @dermarsianer3338 4 года назад +3

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    • @dermarsianer3338
      @dermarsianer3338 4 года назад +1

      @@chippybeanstalk 90 de a

    • @dermarsianer3338
      @dermarsianer3338 4 года назад +3

      999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @leolion3323
      @leolion3323 4 года назад +3

      @@dermarsianer3338 Tru doe

  • @Blue-lb4fj
    @Blue-lb4fj 4 года назад +690

    *walks in*
    *reads sign*
    “Damn it!”
    *throws away firstborn*
    *walks out*

    • @franz_.
      @franz_. 4 года назад +2

      damn

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 4 года назад +10

      They don’t accept firstborn but do they accept the firstborns soul

    • @dirtychains
      @dirtychains 3 года назад +4

      @@TheUncivilizedNation good idea speeeed wagooonnnee

    • @sebastianmujica3960
      @sebastianmujica3960 3 года назад

      The sign doesnt say anything about second born tho so...

    • @escapedarkness7548
      @escapedarkness7548 3 года назад +1

      Abortion 100

  • @GodofWisdom123
    @GodofWisdom123 4 года назад +353

    Man, he threw that clipboard so fast that it looks like he was embaresed to have SOMETHING. In his NOTHING shop

    • @worldwidewebster6224
      @worldwidewebster6224 4 года назад +27

      Well you see the paper actually had nothing on it. The clipboard is allowed, as without something on it, it's clipping nothing. Why did he throw it then? No idea. I can come up with nothing

    • @r.i.pjuicewrld7941
      @r.i.pjuicewrld7941 4 года назад +5

      Very suspicious...perhaps a secret message in vanishing ink? I must tell dr corvus....

  • @mrfancyshorts6326
    @mrfancyshorts6326 3 года назад +128

    Sometimes i like to think uncle E is literally just a peaceful SCP that can relax people with his voice. Rooting into you brain giving you tingles and makes you sleep.

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 3 года назад +4

      this is unironically a great idea for an SCP tho. no horror. no spooks. just a cute creature that makes you sleep when you want to

    • @mrfancyshorts6326
      @mrfancyshorts6326 3 года назад +2

      @@SnoFitzroy exactly, at least someone understands!

  • @someguynamedsam6785
    @someguynamedsam6785 4 года назад +212

    Seeing this in my recommended filled me with inscrutable joy

    • @siri6840
      @siri6840 4 года назад +12

      Wow, we really do get exited for nothing these days, don't we

    • @arandomhobbit7690
      @arandomhobbit7690 4 года назад +3

      @@greattitan371 Some Guy Named Sam was literally excited over nothing. The video is about nothing. He is excited for the video. He got excited for nothing.

    • @severeautism5055
      @severeautism5055 4 года назад +1

      Welcome to the club

    • @MaRo-gj3fr
      @MaRo-gj3fr 4 года назад +2

      I have been filled with determination

    • @queenximena
      @queenximena 4 года назад +1

      Agreed friend

  • @happigoth
    @happigoth 4 года назад +341

    “Ten percent of nothin’ is, let me do the math here, nothin’ and a nothin’. Carry the nothin’..”

    • @withoutuse
      @withoutuse 4 года назад +5

      you get -10% of nothing

    • @icarusiskidding7207
      @icarusiskidding7207 4 года назад +8

      I read this and it killed me. i rarely find people who’ve seen Firefly

    • @happigoth
      @happigoth 4 года назад +3

      @@icarusiskidding7207 Finally, someone who gets it!! I was waiting for someone to understand:)

    • @icarusiskidding7207
      @icarusiskidding7207 4 года назад +3

      @@happigoth by far my favorite tv show ever made

  • @stanyard
    @stanyard 4 года назад +267

    "is there someone in your life that deserves NOTHING?"
    oh yes, i could go on and on..

    • @dedotrongames6402
      @dedotrongames6402 4 года назад +12

      Nobody deserves nothing. Nobody is a good guy.

    • @MISSGNOMETF2
      @MISSGNOMETF2 4 года назад

      Nice pfp

    • @soup2074
      @soup2074 4 года назад

      How does he not laugh while saying

  • @sunniedayz2450
    @sunniedayz2450 4 года назад +107

    Plot twist: every child's play/pretend objects end up at these stores

    • @agentmjl7
      @agentmjl7 6 месяцев назад +2

      This is such a wholesome head canon! I can get behind it.

  • @jimmylundblom9370
    @jimmylundblom9370 4 года назад +712

    POV: You walked into a high lvl town an try to buy something while being lvl 1

    • @sugr_cookie253
      @sugr_cookie253 4 года назад +29

      Dang, we aren't even leveled up enough to SEE the items lol and the N.P.C is glitching saying that everything is "Nothing" 🕴🕴🕴

    • @CJ-xp2mn
      @CJ-xp2mn 3 года назад +11

      Ya know what im gonna skyrim you **puts bucket over your head**

    • @iamsherlocked2882
      @iamsherlocked2882 3 года назад +7

      It’s like trying to hit Goron City first In botw when you have like 20 rupees to your name- tho it’s easier to just run and get the fireproof bois but still lmao ✋ everyone just blows you off like a useless lil shit 💀

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 3 года назад

      POV you go to Vivec immediately off the ship

    • @masonbruner1239
      @masonbruner1239 3 года назад

      @@iamsherlocked2882 "gee squidward, maybe santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what ya just said!"

  • @LEON_S_K
    @LEON_S_K 4 года назад +986

    “Is their someone in your life who deserves nothing?”

    • @queensoff5149
      @queensoff5149 4 года назад +23

      Yo that got me laughing hard

    • @noeljonsson3578
      @noeljonsson3578 4 года назад +66

      Of course I know him, he’s me.

    • @NeverInTime
      @NeverInTime 3 года назад +3

      Well there is the firstborn son I still have- wait that’s me.

    • @octokw1
      @octokw1 3 года назад

      Yes, yes

    • @lonelyteapot858
      @lonelyteapot858 3 года назад +2

      @@noeljonsson3578 luke: *whines like a little baby as always*

  • @Vamilator7165
    @Vamilator7165 4 года назад +243

    Rift my dude. The humor in this is masterclass, The clipboard at the start and the ”your last name” at the end. And your delivery is just perfect.

  • @kamrynashley6634
    @kamrynashley6634 2 года назад +54

    Why is his voice so calming man😭

    • @Ilikefoodbrodie
      @Ilikefoodbrodie 2 года назад +3

      Kinda what asmr is supposed to do

    • @desbugfan8429
      @desbugfan8429 Год назад +1

      Well he's been practicing for about 11 years

  • @masonkertson7451
    @masonkertson7451 4 года назад +1294

    “I’m sure there’s someone that deserves nothing”

  • @angelinamasih2542
    @angelinamasih2542 4 года назад +138

    When I ask my mom what is she gonna buy me this Christmas
    My mom: Nothing

    • @LuckyArceus
      @LuckyArceus 4 года назад +2

      Pog

    • @JasonRBeing
      @JasonRBeing 4 года назад +1

      I been told multiple times I am good for nothing!

    • @ESCL2004
      @ESCL2004 4 года назад +1

      @@JasonRBeing I, too, have been told I was worth nothing.

  • @Our_Remedy
    @Our_Remedy 4 года назад +215

    "Y'know what, I'm gonna get that kid nothing"
    It's hard to tingle when I'm trying so hard not to laugh

    • @ItsLsloSan
      @ItsLsloSan 4 года назад +2

      Great profile pic!

    • @Our_Remedy
      @Our_Remedy 4 года назад +2

      @@ItsLsloSan ;)

    • @serenitygrant8127
      @serenitygrant8127 4 года назад +2

      I have a love hate relationship with your profile pic 😂

    • @Our_Remedy
      @Our_Remedy 4 года назад +2

      @@serenitygrant8127 That's the correct response. I have a love hate relationship with you knowing what my profile pic is

    • @thexylophone
      @thexylophone 4 года назад +1

      @GameDox 20 i mean does it really matter?

  • @stephanier.9130
    @stephanier.9130 3 года назад +91

    ER: "Have I seen you before?"
    Me: "Oh, why yes you have. Thanks for remembering. We have a daily appointment to help me sleep."
    Love your videos, thanks for helping me get a good night's sleep:)

  • @ggouldie0526
    @ggouldie0526 4 года назад +756

    Alternate title “shopping at PlayStation after the ps5 release”

  • @labdG
    @labdG 4 года назад +75

    "Have I seen you before?"
    Well, I've watched/listened to the grand opening of the Nothing Store before sleep countless times.

  • @xandermurdock6131
    @xandermurdock6131 4 года назад +874

    "or First Born"
    It wouldn't be there if someone didn't try it.

    • @chadderbug7587
      @chadderbug7587 4 года назад +52

      It's the kind of thing that can go perfectly with the "What the hell happened here" meme format.

    • @gay.mer9328
      @gay.mer9328 4 года назад +25

      Man trades baby for 15 Big Macs. Really happened. America is truly the greatest country.

    • @Avrage_youtube_enjoyer
      @Avrage_youtube_enjoyer 4 года назад +6

      Dammit my efforts have gone to waste
      And I collected so many

    • @arckosX
      @arckosX 4 года назад +14

      The first born joke is from the comment of the unintelligible cashier where someone commented if they accepted first born

    • @phoenix_egs3045
      @phoenix_egs3045 4 года назад +4

      How about second born

  • @davidhill5879
    @davidhill5879 4 месяца назад +3

    I'm absolutely charmed by this video concept, I've watched it so many times since this video came out and I still think it's such a delightful idea. If I ever win the lottery I'm opening a nothing store.

  • @saturdayted
    @saturdayted 4 года назад +482

    WOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOHOO

    • @sleepinggod8323
      @sleepinggod8323 4 года назад +6

      Have a good day lol

    • @spongierbear2046
      @spongierbear2046 4 года назад +18

      WE'RE MAKIN A UNICORN TAKE A SHIT

    • @sleepinggod8323
      @sleepinggod8323 4 года назад +6

      @@willowthewisp8659 That's exactly what i've wanted to hear

    • @AlekVen
      @AlekVen 4 года назад +1

      I totally agree, loved the first one so much!

    • @tatert0tter347
      @tatert0tter347 4 года назад

      Same lol

  • @chinmustache6420
    @chinmustache6420 4 года назад +21

    The Nothing Store is my favourite! I love that the sequel is holiday themed, and that the store is still open when we need it most.
    And I do know people who deserve “nothing” this Christmas

  • @TheMimicBox
    @TheMimicBox 4 года назад +80

    When they said, "Would you rather have nothing for Christmas!?" I think this guy took it WAAAAAAAY too literally.

  • @legendarypillow1450
    @legendarypillow1450 4 года назад +44

    “Is everything here the same price?”
    “Yes, everything costs nothing”
    *i’ll take your entire stock*

  • @astoriasasmr
    @astoriasasmr 4 года назад +86

    "Is there someone in your life who deserves nothing this holiday season?" LOLLL.

  • @Issengan
    @Issengan 4 года назад +103

    When you're broke, but still have to go Christmas Shopping

  • @twest903
    @twest903 4 года назад +421

    ER you should make shirts for your tee spring that say “I went to The Nothing Store and all I got was this stupid shirt”

    • @TylerTakami
      @TylerTakami 4 года назад +35

      Or “all I got was nothing” 😂

    • @lazer-exe9178
      @lazer-exe9178 4 года назад +28

      make the shirt transparent

    • @marionettehone
      @marionettehone 4 года назад +21

      The Emperor’s new clothes

    • @nntel3467
      @nntel3467 4 года назад +7

      @@marionettehone 10/10 short story

    • @norton_antivirus
      @norton_antivirus 4 года назад +2

      I got that when I was born

  • @salt4872
    @salt4872 2 месяца назад +2

    this is a bottomless pit of creativity, i think i watched this video about 30 - 40 times now

  • @lordbroccoli4182
    @lordbroccoli4182 4 года назад +57

    “Oh. Greetings, and happy holidays.”
    *Y E E T*

  • @kimbernetikiberneti
    @kimbernetikiberneti 4 года назад +12

    1:43
    The way he enthusiastically says something so cold is scarily relaxing

  • @Zelkath
    @Zelkath 4 года назад +288

    ER: “Is there someone in your life who deserves nothing?”
    Me: “I know quite a few people...”
    *Pulls out list of over one million names*

    • @shwingleman
      @shwingleman 4 года назад +15

      You are a kind and generous person

    • @Zelkath
      @Zelkath 4 года назад +15

      @@shwingleman Thank you! I pride myself in being kind and giving this time of year.

    • @geoffw6007
      @geoffw6007 3 года назад +5

      Honestly me, I have a long, long, long list of people I really hate

    • @Matt-jm2di
      @Matt-jm2di 3 года назад +1

      Darn he put my name on the list

    • @clearlyyou5502
      @clearlyyou5502 3 года назад +2

      @@geoffw6007 then keep them away from this shop

  • @GhostlyNerd31
    @GhostlyNerd31 Год назад +5

    Watching ephemeral rift makes me realize the most random stuff sometimes, like how the shelf in the background vaguely resembles the first level of donkey Kong.

  • @chlonley
    @chlonley 4 года назад +236

    Nobody:
    ER: YEETS clipboard, but sets pen down GENTLY

    • @coopercounts6581
      @coopercounts6581 4 года назад +6

      the clipboard never landed...

    • @ESCL2004
      @ESCL2004 4 года назад +14

      @@coopercounts6581 it entered a rift, where it was sent to a Nothing Store employee of another timeline.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 4 года назад

      @@coopercounts6581 had to land on something cushioned.

    • @rococoblue
      @rococoblue 4 года назад +1

      I don't know what you're taking about i saw nothing in his hands😏.

    • @prioryt6977
      @prioryt6977 4 года назад

      lol

  • @santidoestricks
    @santidoestricks 4 года назад +91

    me: Hey, can I get nothing with extra nothing.
    Manager: sir this is a nothing store not a fast food restaurant

    • @geoffw6007
      @geoffw6007 3 года назад +4

      Karen: I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!
      Manager: ma'am......
      ......I AM THE MANAGER
      *He pulls down his glasses as he says that, Karen goes flying out the store like an anime character*

  • @metal_cheetos
    @metal_cheetos 4 года назад +57

    Sign: "We do not accept Cash, Card, Check or First Born"
    Me: Dang it, little Jimmy isn't doing too well in school and I can't keep using the broomstick.

  • @quantum6046
    @quantum6046 3 года назад +19

    I rate this place 5 stars, I once went shopping here and I was lucky enough to find a vintage Nothing Trading Card Pack, I pulled a Onega-Rare card that you can sell for NOTHING ONLINE! Isn’t that crazy, and I got the Pack for the very decent and fair price of Nothing. This place has nothing you need, it’s great

  • @flenditch
    @flenditch 4 года назад +18

    I don’t usually comment on vids, but I just wanted to say that I really like how you play this character. The way he’s not always 100% sure about everything, the way he talks, and his enthusiasm about things. I hope another video comes up with a similar character build someday!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  4 года назад +10

      Well thank you for your comment and the kind words. I hope so too! ...

    • @The_Kea
      @The_Kea Год назад +1

      *his enthusiasm about nothing*

  • @warehouselead
    @warehouselead 4 года назад +52

    At first I was worried I couldn't pay because of the sign on the register, but then I remembered I still have arms and legs. What a relief.

  • @NovaXGamingtm
    @NovaXGamingtm 4 года назад +42

    “Is there someone in your life who deserves nothing this holiday season” 😂😂😂 that sounds like venting a bit

  • @StormierNik
    @StormierNik 4 года назад +32

    Imagine how chaotic the world outside of this shop has to be in order to be able to offer nothing to its customers. That would imply that humanity is at a point where it lives in a state of constant sensory overload.

    • @StudioTellTails
      @StudioTellTails 3 года назад +2

      Search up this one artist who sells artpieces of nothing.

  • @bomiata
    @bomiata 4 года назад +171

    ER: Is there someone in your family that deserves nothing?
    Me: Yes, i know him. He's me!

    • @maddog9265
      @maddog9265 4 года назад +9

      well i would have to disagree with that statement! :( i hope someone didnt make u feel that way :(

    • @randomvidz8742
      @randomvidz8742 4 года назад +3

      @@maddog9265 your a kind human

    • @Gae_rat_in.a_hat
      @Gae_rat_in.a_hat 4 года назад

      ℕ𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕥 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁 𝕀 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕤 😌😘😊

    • @everetthowitzer6525
      @everetthowitzer6525 4 года назад +1

      I don't even have a person to give nothing to

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 4 года назад +3

      _Do not assume that mortal, we all deserve something, even anything. Remember, you could be that guy named nothing that was using his third and fourth birthed as payment._
      _Viktor Reznov, Modern warfare 4, GTA6_

  • @jtcrews05
    @jtcrews05 4 года назад +71

    This video is sooo good. Throughout the video I started to fall asleep and felt like I was halfway between being awake and being asleep. My phone was in my hand but I completely forgot it was there. It felt like I was holding nothing!(joke not intended)

    • @forevoyance
      @forevoyance 3 года назад +1

      Very similar experience but was laying down in vr. Head relaxes and weight shifts a bit so I open my eyes to not the real world and then the process repeats.

  • @arckosX
    @arckosX 4 года назад +279

    The first born joke is from the comment of the unintelligible cashier where someone commented if they accepted first born

    • @LoveAndDeath
      @LoveAndDeath 4 года назад +11

      That's really interesting.

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 4 года назад +3

      Ah so you Remember him to

    • @Ethereal-ss3jh
      @Ethereal-ss3jh 4 года назад +2

      That's actually really nice.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 4 года назад

      Beautiful

    • @DoofXMachina
      @DoofXMachina 4 года назад +5

      I dont know if that's true but in too lazy to check so... *likes comment*

  • @YellowStarLine
    @YellowStarLine 3 года назад +6

    0:20 oh greetings and happy holidays *yeets clipboard across the store*

  • @NoEntertainment
    @NoEntertainment 4 года назад +32

    Half off nothing. I can't believe it. I think that's legitimately the best deal I've ever gotten on anything.

    • @anthonynoneya1460
      @anthonynoneya1460 4 года назад +1

      no, it isn’t, it’s the best deal you’ve ever gotten on nothing

    • @NoEntertainment
      @NoEntertainment 4 года назад +1

      No.

    • @ThatKayen
      @ThatKayen 4 года назад

      Look at you two, arguing over nothing

  • @TradRaider
    @TradRaider 4 года назад +39

    “Is there a child you want to get nothing this year?”
    You are damn right there is

  • @levimccarthy1259
    @levimccarthy1259 4 года назад +113

    It's getting harder to find stores that accept first born sons nowadays
    "Sorry jimmy you'll have to deal with me for a little bit longer"

  • @boi4841
    @boi4841 3 года назад +32

    Just yeets the clipboard. If he makes a video about how it flew so far it landed into a different characters video thar would be legendary

  • @fruitpunch7482
    @fruitpunch7482 4 года назад +14

    Now this "sequel to the nothing shop" this does put a smile on my face

  • @Vralas
    @Vralas 4 года назад +220

    Someone should write up an SCP document for this.

    • @danielcorey377
      @danielcorey377 4 года назад +26

      Extradimensional SCP-The Nothing Store
      Would be interesting to make it so that people fixate on it even though there is nothing there. Like millions of aisles of empty shelves and people stuck constantly browsing

    • @dannydevito1204
      @dannydevito1204 4 года назад +8

      @@danielcorey377 almost like scp 3008 but where the shelves are empty

    • @Jonnyboy6667
      @Jonnyboy6667 4 года назад +10

      @@danielcorey377 similar to the ikea scp where the store is endless and no one can escape

    • @detectiveunknown9304
      @detectiveunknown9304 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @susanshields2063
      @susanshields2063 4 года назад +3

      @@comrademepmep1634 how did your finals go ?

  • @NettyKetty
    @NettyKetty 4 года назад +228

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Er: yeet this handheld nothing board.

    • @johnweber4504
      @johnweber4504 4 года назад +8

      I read this as he yote it, thanks for that.

    • @viktorja9896
      @viktorja9896 4 года назад +3

      That sounds like a good line for a song

    • @elizabethjohnson8662
      @elizabethjohnson8662 4 года назад +4

      Like where did it land? It didn't make a sound. Did ER make one of his kids practice catching the clipboard? Did he toss it into a kiddie pool full of soap suds? We need answers.

    • @brightlight6662
      @brightlight6662 4 года назад +2

      That was the best part of the video

    • @NettyKetty
      @NettyKetty 4 года назад +2

      @@elizabethjohnson8662 WE DO NEED ANWSERS, beat em up so we get em.

  • @gabe13hunt
    @gabe13hunt 2 года назад +17

    Your creativity and ability to run with your God given intuition is amazing, been watching you for several years and have only seen you improve and spread love. From your amazing outlandish roleplay’s, to the relatable father and son talks, we thank you for being a haven!

  • @somebodylikesbacon1960
    @somebodylikesbacon1960 4 года назад +36

    This store has so many of my things here, they have the instrument I play, my girlfriend, and my will to live.

    • @chargedyeti7155
      @chargedyeti7155 4 года назад +2

      (X) S ame

    • @thatnicklongo5939
      @thatnicklongo5939 4 года назад +2

      My car, my wallet, my education, my furniture, so many wonderful things!

    • @di24jj69
      @di24jj69 4 года назад +1

      My IQ as well

  • @MyLaundryStinks
    @MyLaundryStinks 4 года назад +16

    Me: *tries to relax*
    ER: *flings clipboard wildly into oblivion*
    Me: *dies laughing in a relaxing way*

  • @diddvid8068
    @diddvid8068 4 года назад +482

    Ahh, so my uncle wasn’t weird:
    He just told me to wear nothing clothes.

  • @easy757birthday
    @easy757birthday 3 года назад +1

    I love how at the start he just yeets the clipboard and then carefully places the pen down, magnifique

  • @krystalpaicos3566
    @krystalpaicos3566 4 года назад +14

    ER: Were you one of the many customers at our grand opening?
    Me: I was at many of your grand openings actually

  • @mauvollis5218
    @mauvollis5218 4 года назад +5

    I HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP TO HIS LAST "NOTHING SHOP" VIDEO COUNTLESS TIMES! THIS IS A REAL HOLIDAY BLESSING, THANK YOU ER 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @lizard6574
    @lizard6574 4 года назад +296

    Litterally Nothing
    156k people: Hm, interesting.

    • @warbirddove4032
      @warbirddove4032 4 года назад +1

      Twice, this is a continuation

    • @t_r4349
      @t_r4349 4 года назад +4

      You can’t say anything you clicked on too

    • @salad2.020
      @salad2.020 4 года назад +2

      Overused bad comment

    • @elad5889
      @elad5889 4 года назад

      @@salad2.020 ikr?

    • @lizard6574
      @lizard6574 2 года назад

      @@salad2.020 that's why your stupid pizza table clip got ten views lol

  • @consof8724
    @consof8724 2 года назад +13

    Holiday shopping can always seem so stressful, but I have to say that this place really helps me find the nothing that my family wants. The nothing my family deserves

  • @eversorassassin5432
    @eversorassassin5432 4 года назад +40

    YES MY FAVOURITE ASMR VIDEO HES DONE HAS A SEQUEL, I HAVE GOTTEN THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER!!!! THANK YOU UNCLE ER 😍😍😍😘

    • @helios566
      @helios566 4 года назад +1

      SAME it's my go to one, let's soooooooo.

    • @kimjongil1069
      @kimjongil1069 4 года назад

      Same here 😂😁😁😁

  • @Z1gzag_
    @Z1gzag_ 4 года назад +89

    "We do *NOT* accept first born"
    Dang, there goes my payment plans

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 4 года назад +8

      They don’t accept firstborn. But do they accept the firstborns soul

    • @Z1gzag_
      @Z1gzag_ 4 года назад +9

      @@TheUncivilizedNation Oh!
      *come back here timmy*

    • @BaIIFondler
      @BaIIFondler 4 года назад +4

      @@TheUncivilizedNation Speedwagon getting edgy 😳

    • @bread.1065
      @bread.1065 4 года назад +1

      @@BaIIFondler So is Mr Donut 😳

    • @brandenduguay4655
      @brandenduguay4655 3 года назад

      Hey congrats on 💥69💥 likes

  • @daanbos5918
    @daanbos5918 Год назад +1

    I really love the Noting charge 0 it makes great sound especially that deep silence is amazing

  • @Emperor_D0nk
    @Emperor_D0nk 4 года назад +31

    This man could just actually be a thief improvising when he got caught. We will never know...

  • @gisin86
    @gisin86 4 года назад +9

    His videos in the "Nothing Store" are for absolutely nothing, meaning that they're helping me with nothing, whatsoever. Amazing! Thank you for nothing!

  • @con8459
    @con8459 4 года назад +6

    I love how at the beginning he throws away the clipboard with even glancing at it, while he gently and carefully set down the pen

  • @maxwellgrinnell8272
    @maxwellgrinnell8272 2 года назад +9

    Me: *steals something*
    Officer: “Hey! What is that behind your back?”
    Me: “…nothing…”

  • @nathanstrickhouser8140
    @nathanstrickhouser8140 4 года назад +524

    When he does this it's great ASMR, but when I do it it is "childish and disrespectful".

    • @qravix44
      @qravix44 4 года назад +9

      wtf is your problem 😂 chill

    • @meddlus2098
      @meddlus2098 4 года назад +70

      @@qravix44 you are not the brightest, eh?

    • @GreyTrafficCone
      @GreyTrafficCone 4 года назад +46

      Not the brightest lamp in the shed

    • @shortcut3808
      @shortcut3808 4 года назад +8

      it took me a sec to get it lol

    • @samandlyds5983
      @samandlyds5983 4 года назад +1

      Do I see a beard
      The answer would be NO

  • @StrappyWave
    @StrappyWave 4 года назад +21

    Me: *walks in with first born and reads sign*
    I just cant seem to get rid of this kid

  • @supersonic20091
    @supersonic20091 4 года назад +68

    Drinking game: Take a shot of nothing every time Uncle E says nothing.

  • @mic_wallace
    @mic_wallace 3 года назад

    Coming back for the holidays. Excellent experience last year so it's a delight to return

  • @anthonyfolf9603
    @anthonyfolf9603 4 года назад +73

    We need a crossover episode:
    The Unintelligible Nothing Salesman.

  • @rafaelaguilar7322
    @rafaelaguilar7322 4 года назад +13

    Walmart when the ps5 is being sold inside the store

  • @almostkentish3042
    @almostkentish3042 4 года назад +21

    "We do not accept First born"
    "I'll be back in nine months, hold nothing for me"

  • @sleepy.dreamer
    @sleepy.dreamer 4 года назад +4

    i just think it’s really amazing he can make an hour long video about nothing, and yet i still enjoy it ♡

  • @Менсенитаптым
    @Менсенитаптым 4 года назад +21

    I like how he chucks the clipboard and then just nervously placed the pen perfectly