His entire channel is basically when you’re told you’re going to your weird uncles house but it’s ok cause he’s the same kind of weird you are, and i love it
I love it when I tear open multiple dimensional rifts and allow unspeakable joys to flood into the multiverse. People cheer for me, they say things like "I love you!" Or "you're the best!" And "have a splen-fucking-tastic day!!"
I am the representative of the "we hate everything club" [Even though we hate representatives] and would like to announce the club's official statement about this video, [Even though we hate announcements]. I quote "The We hate everything club has come to the decision to hate the 'We love everything club Questionnaire | ASMR [we even love video titles]' video" Sincerely, The we hate everything club. [Even though we hate sincerity].
I love this so much because I swear my mind is so messy that I could belong to both We Hate Everything Club and We Love Everything Club, I am both of these and it just changes randomly lmao
Damn, Rift has created hundreds of charachters and even though many of them have the "same face" (Pauls face) they still feel and oddly "look" different. Just that they all have different personalities makes them "look" different, even though they share the same face, they kinda don't share.. if you get what I mean
Dude... This is awesome, I love the duology (and potential future trilogy if we get the rumored "We Are Neutral To Everything Club" membership questionnaire) so much.
DEAR, MR RIFT BEEN A FAN FOR YEARS THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU YOUVE CHANGED LIVES THOUGH YOUR CREATIVITY SEEMS LIKE ASMR IS EVERYWHERE NOW AND YOU PLAYED A PART IN THAT I KNOW IT STRANGE WORLD THANK YOU!!
@@Deimos._.18after reading that I went back and clearly heard Cave Johnson’s voice. JK Simmons is a treasure. You don’t need help… you need a high five ✋. That was perfect.
I love this channel, and I love his positivity and honesty when speaking to those so fortunate to receive his comforting voice (or even those lovely pauses).
From the amount of times ER has hearted comments about a "mid club" and an "indifferent club", I have a feeling we can predict some future videos! I definitely LOVE that idea!
Omg, my friend noticed I watched a lot of your videos for sleep as he was visiting. He chose this video to watch and as we laid in bed half asleep, the masticating bit started and the silence before we both repeated "...Masticating?" Before laughing was great!! Thank you for the laughs 🤗
We need more Tinfoil Tim Timmerman videos. I want to know how the THS conducts warfare and combat operations against the several nefarious organisations we are unlucky enough to inhabit this world with
Gonna be honest, I didn't expect to see this video after the last one. So glad though because I loved the other so much I watched it twice 😂 Can't wait to watch this one over and over too
Ironically, when he released the "we hate everything club" video I was jet lagged, cranky, and hated everything. I literally got over it today and was happy all day, just chilling, THEN THIS. I don't know whether to feel scared or heard.
This video was wholesome until my thoughts started racing.. and now I'm considering the possibility that maybe I don't want to be around people who love everything and anything
Im an official representative of the we love everything club.[we even love representatives] and im here to say that we love this comment section[we even love comment sections]
Kinda needed this video today, had a truck crash through the front of my work place and was super stressed out about the whole ordeal, this really helped me just decompress after the incident and was super grateful to be able to watch it. Ps. Everyone is fine and no one was hurt but the whole front of the restaurant is smashed in and it will be a bit before I can go back to work.
wondering if i play all three "We ____ everything club membership questionaire" videos at once if something special happens or if i just get a headache
I am a perfect neutral. I am part of both the love and hate everything club. Its a constant equilibrium and balances out. That actually turns me into a member of the indifferent club as well. I had no love nor hatred writing this. Have a day. Not a good day or a bad day. Have a day
bro i commented a title for a we love everything club in the we hate everything club video as a joke, not knowing you already had this video ready 🤣 this is great
my head canon is that if you make yourself a double agent by getting into both clubs, you get an anonymous invitation into an secret underground “neutral” club.
As a member of We Are Neutral to Everything club, I must say that I am neutral to this questionnaire. I must also admit that I am neutral towards the fact that the We Love Everything club loves our existence and We Hate Everything club hates it. Also, I want to address the stereotypes that reduce the We Are Neutral to Everything club to stoicism. It is important to understand that we are two different things, since we are neutral towards the philosophy of stoicism.
![We Hate Everything Club Membership Questionnaire ASMR [even though we hate video titles]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EAQ_ZQhTSvA/mqdefault.jpg)
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We now need a We Are Neutral To Everything Club for the triple.
I'm surprised that he didn't do that first, That's such an ER type of video
I wouldn’t be surprised if that next week video
And then a We Are Indifferent To Everything Club for the quadrilogy
We must make equal dislikes and likes for that one you know why.
@@_Tzer
OhHo!, The neutral response game, Hey, RUclips classic.
His entire channel is basically when you’re told you’re going to your weird uncles house but it’s ok cause he’s the same kind of weird you are, and i love it
Perfect way to explain it 😂
The perfect way to explain it lmao 🙏
Perfect way to put it
Haha
I love this comment!
I love it when I tear open multiple dimensional rifts and allow unspeakable joys to flood into the multiverse. People cheer for me, they say things like "I love you!" Or "you're the best!" And "have a splen-fucking-tastic day!!"
Now we need a idk i just got here club
Last one is THE CORRECT ANSWER
Even though i hate this comment with all of my being, im going to give it a thumbs up (even tho i hate giving approval)
i hope the relationship between these two clubs continues to be a topic being discussed on this channel for years to come
I am the representative of the "we hate everything club" [Even though we hate representatives] and would like to announce the club's official statement about this video, [Even though we hate announcements]. I quote "The We hate everything club has come to the decision to hate the 'We love everything club Questionnaire | ASMR [we even love video titles]' video"
Sincerely, The we hate everything club. [Even though we hate sincerity].
Hated Reading that😉
Love this and hate this
I hated that comment so much that I'm going to give it a thumbs up [even though I hate giving approval]
reading this was an experience (even though we hate reading, and experiences)
I hate commenting, I hate watching, I even hate hating
Wait
7:58 That’s a charming chain of apologies! Every single one of them have been wholeheartedly accepted.
I love how this video is longer than the hate version bc love is stronger than hate
Truly inspirational!
Facts
They just hate long videos.
W response@@No-if9ow
Now I need an “Everything is mid” club
Mid what?
@@zoebaggins90just mid
EVERYTHING IS MID!!!!!!!
@@zoebaggins90 everything is mid
That's just twitter
Remember guys it's okay to masticate, just don't do it too much. Chronic mastication can be a serious problem.
How many times a day should you masticate? When i was a teenager i masticated 5 times daily.
Yeah I don’t know… my doctor said I might have an addiction because of how often I masticate.
The masticating bit had me chuckling in the middle of the night lol.
lmao same
What was the other clubs name 🧐
"We even love the space that lies beyond blank spaces" God, this man is a genius!
The amount of extra effort put into just the description is proof of ER’s endeavor in creating content.
Do you love waffles?
Yes I love waffles!
Do you love pancakes?
Yes I love pancakes!
Do you love french toast?
Yes I love french toast!
Do do do doo can’t wait to get a mouthful!
(Waffles!)
I love this so much because I swear my mind is so messy that I could belong to both We Hate Everything Club and We Love Everything Club, I am both of these and it just changes randomly lmao
I love ur pfp
@@gup4739 thank you :)
Man I love this asmr video. I also love this comment I’m trying and I love everyone that watches asmr
i love that you are part of both the hate and love everything clubs
Let's go team
Damn, Rift has created hundreds of charachters and even though many of them have the "same face" (Pauls face) they still feel and oddly "look" different. Just that they all have different personalities makes them "look" different, even though they share the same face, they kinda don't share.. if you get what I mean
I'm still a bit freaked out that when Corvus wasn't wearing his mask one video that he looked like Rift.
A C T I N G щ(ಠ益ಠщ)
This feels like an rpg where you decided halfway through a faction quest to switch factions like stormcloaks and imperials in Skyrim
“Do you love being in social situations that you are obligated to attend even when you had zero interest in being there?” - This one got me.
Dude... This is awesome, I love the duology (and potential future trilogy if we get the rumored "We Are Neutral To Everything Club" membership questionnaire) so much.
DEAR, MR RIFT
BEEN A FAN FOR YEARS THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU YOUVE CHANGED LIVES THOUGH YOUR CREATIVITY SEEMS LIKE ASMR IS EVERYWHERE NOW AND YOU PLAYED A PART IN THAT I KNOW IT STRANGE WORLD THANK YOU!!
i love being asked the same question over and over and over and over and over and over again
*Meanwhile in an alternate universe:*
“Alright. First question: do you love everything?”
“Yes.”
“Congratulations! You’re in the club.”
I read that as the loud speaker guy from portal 2... I need help...
@@Deimos._.18after reading that I went back and clearly heard Cave Johnson’s voice. JK Simmons is a treasure.
You don’t need help… you need a high five ✋. That was perfect.
@@fuzzytattoo yes! Im not the only game nerd here! (that is not ment as an insult btw)
@@Deimos._.18 def not taken as such. I love games lol
This also implies you love furries. W.
We need a "I dont know I just got here" club
I love this channel, and I love his positivity and honesty when speaking to those so fortunate to receive his comforting voice (or even those lovely pauses).
I love the shift in perspective that this video brings me! And I love shifts! And I even love perspectivesb
I even love typos
I love editing my comments
And I even love commenting
To me, the meaning of life is gaining as much knowledge as you can while adding a little bit of love into the world
That video description ... I LOVE IT
The questionnaire ones are always my favorite
Same
Same
love your voice and sense of humor, uncle Rift! Always looking forward to your videos.
now we need the we *are* everything club
I just wanna say, ive been watching your channel for so many years. I'm really grateful for all you do.
I love the I Hate Everything club. Am I allowed to do that?
No, you have to hate it to be allowed (however you also hate to hate the club because you hate to hate in general)
From the amount of times ER has hearted comments about a "mid club" and an "indifferent club", I have a feeling we can predict some future videos! I definitely LOVE that idea!
Omg, my friend noticed I watched a lot of your videos for sleep as he was visiting. He chose this video to watch and as we laid in bed half asleep, the masticating bit started and the silence before we both repeated "...Masticating?" Before laughing was great!! Thank you for the laughs 🤗
He plays all these parts so well I fully believe there are truly multiple versions of him for each video
We need more Tinfoil Tim Timmerman videos. I want to know how the THS conducts warfare and combat operations against the several nefarious organisations we are unlucky enough to inhabit this world with
A true fan would know the proper acronym is the TFHS.
@LuckyArceus The Illuminati also knows this famous acronym. By voiding the F, I am protecting the interests of the society 🫡
@@LuckyArceus A true fan would not know anything, and keep on spinning.
@@thunderwolf1136 nope
The description is great, he even edited the stuff that’s usually left the same in every other video. Now that’s dedication to the bit!
Gonna be honest, I didn't expect to see this video after the last one. So glad though because I loved the other so much I watched it twice 😂 Can't wait to watch this one over and over too
Ironically, when he released the "we hate everything club" video I was jet lagged, cranky, and hated everything.
I literally got over it today and was happy all day, just chilling, THEN THIS. I don't know whether to feel scared or heard.
Both. Both is good.
This video was wholesome until my thoughts started racing.. and now I'm considering the possibility that maybe I don't want to be around people who love everything and anything
I love the switch between cold colors on the shirt for the hate video and the warm colors for the shirt in this one. Small detail but I like
Whoo! I need to sleep and I love it! I’ll watch this and I’m going to love it throughout its duration!
0:10 looking at the two sets of d&d dice i own, one that has horrible luck, and the other, that has horrible luck.
thank you for uploading this. i've had a really sucky week and watching something positive is nice.
I love loving everything!
I remember the “nothing store” saga. The holiday one introduced me to your channel. Thank you. God loves you 🙏
He will forever be in the history books of the internet
2 hours? what a wonderful gift!
Im an official representative of the we love everything club.[we even love representatives] and im here to say that we love this comment section[we even love comment sections]
This is my second time watching this and like I couldn’t stop laughing at the smiling part at the beginning. So funny ❤
He never fails to give me peace
This guy is an artist 👏
Kinda needed this video today, had a truck crash through the front of my work place and was super stressed out about the whole ordeal, this really helped me just decompress after the incident and was super grateful to be able to watch it.
Ps. Everyone is fine and no one was hurt but the whole front of the restaurant is smashed in and it will be a bit before I can go back to work.
I know it's extremely uncommon, but I wish more ASMR videos had subtitles enabled.
My goodness your whisper is incredibly relaxing what in the world
I couldn’t get through the hate video, even ironically, so this is just what I needed ❤
We need the “mixed feelings about everything club”
I love carpet
I love desk
I love lamp, I LOVE LAMP
I love lamp too
Yes! I was waiting for this version!
This man rides the fine line between serene peace and maddening chaos, and I love it. Can I shake your hand? I wanna shake your hand.
my hands are on loan right now. when i get them back , sure
Fun fact: in terms of the naming order of things, the fruit orange predates the color orange. In fact, the color was named after the fruit.
i pronounce orange as oranhgay and not in a way to make fun of anyone, that’s just the best way I can spell how I say it
Love your videos in particular.
Even the description is gold
And now finally, we just need the "We don't care for anything" club.
I was half expecting you to yell "ME TOO" after the "do you love loud noises" question
Can’t wait for the club who have no strong feelings one way or the other
wondering if i play all three "We ____ everything club membership questionaire" videos at once if something special happens or if i just get a headache
Ahh yeahh, havent even watched it yet. So hiped to get sleepy, lol.
Bless
i used to watch this when i felt wise, now i replaced most other asmr channels bc mouth sounds are ass.i love this channel.
even tho i said i hate love.
Video description is everything 😆❤️❤️
Everything is so cool, even the cool things!
I am a perfect neutral. I am part of both the love and hate everything club. Its a constant equilibrium and balances out. That actually turns me into a member of the indifferent club as well. I had no love nor hatred writing this. Have a day. Not a good day or a bad day. Have a day
What if I don’t have a day
What will happen to me
What if I just
Refuse
bro i commented a title for a we love everything club in the we hate everything club video as a joke, not knowing you already had this video ready 🤣 this is great
i love the details in the description!
Now Rift has to heart all of our comments because he loves comments
i love how E jus has endless ideas his mind is infinity itself🤯
1:21
That eyebrow raise of
“I just improvised that whole planet name and I pulled it off!
my head canon is that if you make yourself a double agent by getting into both clubs, you get an anonymous invitation into an secret underground “neutral” club.
I LOVE everything! (Even *this* video!)
do i love enforced family gatherings? dude thats what escape pods are for
I love this club
Happy I get to see my vaguely human, interdimensional, space warping god-father enjoying his hobby
Ill always love ER's unique videos
I love how he’s just writing a bunch of X’s and O’s on his paper xoxo
6:59 i can picture rift just sitting down and smiling from time to time.
Yes, I do indeed love everything
"Havnt i seen u before"
Yes its been awhile since i watch u man and its good to be back
This video makes me love the things that i hate with all my heart... including people
As a member of We Are Neutral to Everything club, I must say that I am neutral to this questionnaire. I must also admit that I am neutral towards the fact that the We Love Everything club loves our existence and We Hate Everything club hates it.
Also, I want to address the stereotypes that reduce the We Are Neutral to Everything club to stoicism. It is important to understand that we are two different things, since we are neutral towards the philosophy of stoicism.
The art of quiet 4 next please!!
Lady's and gentlemen the goat did it again.
Another asmr idea. Chaotic evil to chaotic good series. Featuring his evil characters and his good characters
I love your questionnaire videos I watch your original videos from 6 years ago on repeat to this day…Im also proudly apart of the TFHS members 😂😂🫡
ive seen your videos for years and i just want say i love your videos keep doing what you do
the "hey whats up" at the beginning with that vacant look kills me every time
I love ER, Ephemeral Rift💞
I really enjoyed the intro!
I like to think in most of these we are just the everything man and we are doing everything
I LOVE this video Mr. Rift !
I truly question if my audio is working at the start of each video but I remember his mic is next level