Third edition in this original series! If you thought the first two were ok, you’re in for a treat with this one! Includes closed captions / subtitles!
Wow! I’m early. Hi E! I was just thinking about how I could start making my own ASMR, would you ever consider making a tutorial video? Or a “basics” exploration of your setup, maybe some advice for those who want to create asmr?
At first I was skeptical to watch a video of guesses that might not be accurate, but when ER said my full name, address, and school, I was thoroughly impressed! Amazing video as always!
Something about the way you described the tattoo immediately brought me into a relaxing state, pretty much made me focus on those parts of my body so the stress I had just melted away.
@@flowersandwater666 I definitely do enjoy it, I like Micheal Sealey's content on here. Feeling that meditative state come from an ER video is pretty awesome.
@@CaelidDay yea, I'm a buddhist practicioner and I agree, with you, this guy is an artisan of feelings that go beyond the scope of asmr and penetrantes into something else
I was feeling so lonely man and seeing the notification of this being uploaded lifted my spirits, thanks for all your consistent effort over the years! Forever grateful.
Hey! I don't think I ever posted a comment here, not my main language so may be the reason but I'm feeling 100% the way you feel. Don't have much friends (not anymore tbh) but don't feel like it's the end of the world, you got your life ahead of you. Be strong, don't know you but I know the feeling, we sometimes have difficults passes, but I'm sure you will go through it no problem ! Have a nice day/night, don't know what's the time where you live, I'm from Belgium. Hope you really keep a positive attitude :).
I'll second Eroii's message. I too feel extremely lonely at times, since i have no friends to talk to, so i know how it is. But don't let it take you down. Don't give up on yourself. Keep going strong, i believe you'll be all right! Much love from Ukraine! ❤️
@@EroiiKZzBE @NotTheDAHASAG Thank you both so much. Reading both of your uplifting words brought me to tears; I'll keep going as patient as I can for the future! You both have such kind hearts taking the time out of your night to lift up a stranger, thank you both genuinely so much. You are both examples of the kind of people that truly make life worth living and thriving in.
I also don't have any friends, but i can't say im lonely or something. Probably cuz im introvert, and introverted people aren't very talkative. We just should be ourselves, and we will find our way
You may think it is goofy and nonsensical. Haha! That is exactly how he lures the unsuspecting soul in. He is a Master Craftsman - his art and alchemy (note the delicate mesmerizing finger movements) are only transcended by his wit and humor - Please refer to "Corvus trims your bush". Sooner or later they will either make ASMR a doctorate study subject in universities, or the CIA will classify it and blackbag ER into some black budget research project for social engineering. "This man needs to be protected"...😃
The bit in the beginning with the finger was great, it put a huge smile on my face. Thank you for the great content Paul, even though I’m doing well, it’s nice when something doesn’t make me die of laughter, but just smile and acknowledge the wonders of life
The fact that I watched this guy as a young teen and kinda just stopped experiencing and listening to asmr in my addiction only to come back and catch up on a good portion of these videos is awesome. You generally help me get into a meditative state and positively effect my mental health. Thank you
That tattoo description was so phenomenal I actually felt it like someone was drawing it on me. If the next guessing video is just describing a very elaborate tattoo for an hour, that'd be dope
I have to say how much I adore the inclusion of subtitles. Even though I listen to this to fall asleep I try to follow along as best I can, and it's so much easier to read it than strain my ears listening to decipher every whisper. My ears can just go "hur dur soothing noises" and chillax. So thank you. :)
Finally a continuation to one of my favorite series on your channel! My man, allways love your content and basically cant sleep without it. Godspeed ER. I wish you the best of luck!
Sir, excuse me did you just greet me with "good now" , covering up all hours of the day in case I show up at our appoint at 2 am? Because if so, you are brilliant.
I've been with the channel now for almost a year and it's been a great adventure. I watched this video yesterday but it made me pass out and I don't even remember it. This guy is the only one that puts me out faster than a hitman. Love ya ER
Loved the part where he listed the amount of seconds I’ve been alive, my full legal name, the full legal names of the past 7 generations of my family, my address, my IP, my school, the names of every person I know, and the exact measurements of my body down to the exact picometer. Incredible execution
The 56 minute mark and the deep psyche.. that created some immense tingles there that I wasn't expecting. Great work as always, Uncle E. I'm also super grateful for the subtitles!
I had my doubts when I clicked on this video thinking “No way he’s gonna be able to guess anything about me! Not a one!” But then when he stared directly into the camera and said my home address, social security number, and mothers maiden name i was thoroughly surprised! Keep up the great work
Now that everyone here knows Uncle E is a hardcore gamer (based off of his RGB gamer setup), dont forget about his minecraft and dark souls series. amazing videos
Minecraft videos are actually really good, they just look like those good old let's plays, when people recorded the game + commentary and not the other way around.
gotta get up in 6 hours, this video has already helped me sleep the past few days since it was posted and it will help again! thank you rift for makin' funny but relaxing videos. schools kicking my ass but thankfully ill be free soon! few more days....
I very much so love and appreciate how creative your videos are. They provide an interesting and original narritive, whilst revolutionizing the concept of asmr, and then while making it sound so good. I love your videos so much and I am here for any of your ventures.
I'm so glad to see this return, the first two were very calming videos for me and a third is definitely wonderful Edit: I love how the body modifications has become a running joke where it's always mentioned but never done, I don't know why but I find it hilarious
@@EphemeralRift I actually thought you already were on that train, you can check asmr nerd he has some cool videos showcasing custom mechanical keyboard as a vehicle for asmr.
Loved everything about this new part of the series, Guess #6 was very interesting, makes me want to draw it. Also one day I must try finishing the video, it's so good that I fell asleep quickly.
you know I was a little skeptical when I saw the title but after watching him list my full name, home address, height, weight, social security number, school, mothers maiden name and credit card information, I was really impressed
@@EphemeralRift As sb who is into custom keyboards my favorite type is electro-capacitive which are represented mostly by topre and Niz the latter of which are twice cheaper, but still cost a lot comparing to other types of switches
Third edition in this original series! If you thought the first two were ok, you’re in for a treat with this one! Includes closed captions / subtitles!
Wow! I’m early. Hi E! I was just thinking about how I could start making my own ASMR, would you ever consider making a tutorial video? Or a “basics” exploration of your setup, maybe some advice for those who want to create asmr?
Hey, what keyboard model is that?
i am a huge fan of your little pointer finger bit, please do that more often
I have the same keyboard as you Paul! EVGA Z15 right? I recognize the weird little nubbin on the top right.
Rift. Subtitles make this so much nicer, then I can show my friends how absolutely insane you are
At first I was skeptical to watch a video of guesses that might not be accurate, but when ER said my full name, address, and school, I was thoroughly impressed! Amazing video as always!
The part where he read off my IP address and grandmother's maiden name was hella rad
Dude certainly can guess lmao
@@spamreciever4208 indeed he even got the name of my friend i never knew i had! Crazy.
Omg we live in the same house?! Twins 🥰
Oh, so you’re the one who’s backyard I’ve been sleeping in
Brooo he guessed my social Security number and got the time when I was born this guy is a genius
This guy is really good, he guessed that i watched ephemeral rift and most people would never think about that just from looking at me.
This one really motivated me thank you
He's a complete asmr artist
same. I don't know think I would have guessed a raccoon such as yourself would be a fan of ER haha
@@dingledongus thassa whole ass raccoon in the comments, bois
Sup raccoon
Watched you for years. Thank you so so so much. I love your content. I wish more people were like you and gave the energy you give.
How did you donate?
Ayo
@@system32.te_ bro shut up.
How did you do a superchat
wait... how'd u donate and it showed up in the comments!?
The fact he guessed the very first thing correctly makes me need to prove him wrong. Great video btw, never ever disappoints.
BRO same i need to prove him wrong too
Same lol
Literally me 😂👀
Ephemeral, who knows more comments means more chances with the RUclips-algorithm: Gotcha!
Maybe i really am in a fbi wanted list and don't even know it
Something about the way you described the tattoo immediately brought me into a relaxing state, pretty much made me focus on those parts of my body so the stress I had just melted away.
sounds like you would enjoy meditation lol
@@flowersandwater666 I definitely do enjoy it, I like Micheal Sealey's content on here. Feeling that meditative state come from an ER video is pretty awesome.
@@CaelidDay yea, I'm a buddhist practicioner and I agree, with you, this guy is an artisan of feelings that go beyond the scope of asmr and penetrantes into something else
I was feeling so lonely man and seeing the notification of this being uploaded lifted my spirits, thanks for all your consistent effort over the years! Forever grateful.
Hey! I don't think I ever posted a comment here, not my main language so may be the reason but I'm feeling 100% the way you feel. Don't have much friends (not anymore tbh) but don't feel like it's the end of the world, you got your life ahead of you. Be strong, don't know you but I know the feeling, we sometimes have difficults passes, but I'm sure you will go through it no problem ! Have a nice day/night, don't know what's the time where you live, I'm from Belgium. Hope you really keep a positive attitude :).
I'll second Eroii's message. I too feel extremely lonely at times, since i have no friends to talk to, so i know how it is. But don't let it take you down. Don't give up on yourself. Keep going strong, i believe you'll be all right! Much love from Ukraine! ❤️
@@EroiiKZzBE @NotTheDAHASAG Thank you both so much. Reading both of your uplifting words brought me to tears; I'll keep going as patient as I can for the future! You both have such kind hearts taking the time out of your night to lift up a stranger, thank you both genuinely so much. You are both examples of the kind of people that truly make life worth living and thriving in.
same
I also don't have any friends, but i can't say im lonely or something. Probably cuz im introvert, and introverted people aren't very talkative. We just should be ourselves, and we will find our way
I love having jars filled with small sticks on my desk, very calming
wtfff 😂
*tree twig
RIIGHTT!?!! I thought it was just me but it’s so calming like the beach at night while watching an er video
One day someone will sneak a stick insect into your jar of twigs.
i have the same thing but they’re for my guinea pig when she needs something safe to chew on
First two minutes was goofy, nonsensical and funny. Thx for all that embarrassing stuff you do for us and our happiness.
right TEHEHE i love the goofiness of ER’s videos :)
о ебать, витюха, родные люди
Technical finger difficulties😂
You may think it is goofy and nonsensical. Haha! That is exactly how he lures the unsuspecting soul in. He is a Master Craftsman - his art and alchemy (note the delicate mesmerizing finger movements) are only transcended by his wit and humor - Please refer to "Corvus trims your bush". Sooner or later they will either make ASMR a doctorate study subject in universities, or the CIA will classify it and blackbag ER into some black budget research project for social engineering. "This man needs to be protected"...😃
The bit in the beginning with the finger was great, it put a huge smile on my face. Thank you for the great content Paul, even though I’m doing well, it’s nice when something doesn’t make me die of laughter, but just smile and acknowledge the wonders of life
his speaking pace is what really ties it all together here for me
Absolutely adore these guessing random thing's
@@FylixAerou he sleepy
@@FylixAerou autocorrect
Why NOT the apostrophe? That's the right quesiton. ;) or guess.
@@EphemeralRift 0-o
Oh my..
thingses
The fact that I watched this guy as a young teen and kinda just stopped experiencing and listening to asmr in my addiction only to come back and catch up on a good portion of these videos is awesome. You generally help me get into a meditative state and positively effect my mental health. Thank you
I read "guessing things about your keyboard" and imagined him like asking questions about key locations for like an hour.
He is the kind of man who would
@@MrToro2510 and he would make it as twisted and good as possible.
You just gave him his next idea
@kuyswe yes.
I'd listen to it 😊
the finger not pointing the second time and him just talking to it i swear this man is a genius like no kidding
I love the question mark on his computer, little details that amplify the view
One thing i absolutely love about his videos is just all the small details to the items or background
That tattoo description was so phenomenal I actually felt it like someone was drawing it on me. If the next guessing video is just describing a very elaborate tattoo for an hour, that'd be dope
Does anyone else want a whole video of Uncle E fighting his own hand? Like it has it’s own conscious and stuff and interrupts him
You should watch dr strangelove
@@pastacat69 tbf he looks similar to Dr _Strange_ sooo not far off 😂
Yes! I'd love that lol
His “the tingle brothers” video from a long time ago is vaguely like that.
(Edit: the “fight” isn’t until the last few minutes)
I love seeing that ur bringing back old series! Like the quest giver 2 video.
occasionally i like to circle back and try to improve on older ideas
This video was not only relaxing, but also really revealing of Ephemeral Rift Universe lore! It really had me thinking.
I'm only a few minutes in and I'm already so relaxed. Thank you for all that you do, ER!
I'd leave a like, but it's at 69 and I don't wanna be the one to ruin that.
@@breadman0512 As a pterodactyl I find this very pleasant of you
I have to say how much I adore the inclusion of subtitles. Even though I listen to this to fall asleep I try to follow along as best I can, and it's so much easier to read it than strain my ears listening to decipher every whisper. My ears can just go "hur dur soothing noises" and chillax. So thank you. :)
"You are able to shapeshift into.....*nothing*..." Had me rolling dude. Wonder how much this shapeshifter would sell for at the nothing store.
It will sell for absolutely nothing
@@rensstoter6778 i mean I guess nothing can buy it
Finally a continuation to one of my favorite series on your channel! My man, allways love your content and basically cant sleep without it. Godspeed ER. I wish you the best of luck!
I've been rewatching your old videos with this concept - feeling blessed to get a new version
Shoutout to the spacebar. Hopefully no one steals it
>:)
I would need some space if someone took mine I will also probably lose control if they stole my spacebar and ctrl keys
@@tiffanydonahue3034Might even have to escape reality if they stole my esc button
Sir, excuse me did you just greet me with "good now" , covering up all hours of the day in case I show up at our appoint at 2 am? Because if so, you are brilliant.
Stumbled on this comment at exactly 2:24 am
@@alexisguzman4015 Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
@@alexisguzman4015 omg right when I saw both these comments too!!! It’s 2:24 am EXACTLY right now!
I love the 'Guessing Things About You' cause it's so interesting what you have in mind, love this!
I fell in love with the first two- thank you for this beautiful edition to my favorite threequel
I've been with the channel now for almost a year and it's been a great adventure. I watched this video yesterday but it made me pass out and I don't even remember it. This guy is the only one that puts me out faster than a hitman. Love ya ER
this is my favorite series! so happy to see a comeback
Loved the part where he listed the amount of seconds I’ve been alive, my full legal name, the full legal names of the past 7 generations of my family, my address, my IP, my school, the names of every person I know, and the exact measurements of my body down to the exact picometer. Incredible execution
A 3rd part to one of my favourite series, its relaxin' time.
The 56 minute mark and the deep psyche.. that created some immense tingles there that I wasn't expecting. Great work as always, Uncle E. I'm also super grateful for the subtitles!
Rift hit a million, and he deserves a million more for all he has given to us for free.
Bro deserves 10 mil
I LOVE the amount of lore in all of ER’s videos I feel like it grabs the right amount of attention in both a creepy way and an exciting way
Love the kind of sinister backdrop for this one lol 💜💜💜💜
And I love your videos lol
The ridller
Riddle me this Batman
I had my doubts when I clicked on this video thinking “No way he’s gonna be able to guess anything about me! Not a one!” But then when he stared directly into the camera and said my home address, social security number, and mothers maiden name i was thoroughly surprised! Keep up the great work
Ive been dying for a new one of these & it incorporates all my favorite triggers. Feels like it’s made personally for me. 💜 love your work uncle Paul.
Now that everyone here knows Uncle E is a hardcore gamer (based off of his RGB gamer setup), dont forget about his minecraft and dark souls series. amazing videos
Minecraft videos are actually really good, they just look like those good old let's plays, when people recorded the game + commentary and not the other way around.
I've been waiting for the day another one of these videos comes out. That day is upon us!
Big fan of the bottom left question mark. Good work!
I respect this man for spending 1 hour of his day to help people sleep
Who else can bring smiles and tingles?? Love it thanks for all your hard work.
My dads brother is a mechanic….I call that a caruncle
That's actually quite good, gave me a chuckle
I have a joke. Someone stole my tab key I need some space (spacebar) I've lost ctrl and I need to get a shift so I can capitalize my work 😂😂😂
What the HECK i've been obsessed with ASMR for 3-4 years and only just discovered you. Incredible content mate.
Entertaining & funny as well as relaxing. Some guesses were right. Thank you.
This kind of video was the first thing I saw from you and it ended up on my alltime watchlist. And then this one is also soft spoken.. Yes sir!
That bit about psychopathic murdering sprees caught me off guard, woke me up laughing
Uncle Rift really made one of my favorite ASMR series' a whole trilogy, and I loved this one sm! Thank you for the tingles!
The sheer amount of guessing (in a random manner) is outstanding, great video Mr. Rift!
*uncle rift*
Rift's anthropomorphization of random stuff like his finger and the coffee maker have been very entertaining.
gotta get up in 6 hours, this video has already helped me sleep the past few days since it was posted and it will help again! thank you rift for makin' funny but relaxing videos. schools kicking my ass but thankfully ill be free soon! few more days....
This video is so good, I can never get beyond the 5th guess before I fall asleep
Question 19 really hit me with Jung vibes. A visual representation of the shadow. I need to chill off the psychology videos.
I very much so love and appreciate how creative your videos are. They provide an interesting and original narritive, whilst revolutionizing the concept of asmr, and then while making it sound so good. I love your videos so much and I am here for any of your ventures.
This is peak Uncle E & some of the best ASMR I’ve ever seen
What a great video to be uploaded on my birthday 😊 Thanks for all the great content throughout the years!
This was very much needed. I just lost my grandfather today and I couldn't find any rest, this shall help me get sleep. Thank you ❤️
My deepest sympathies to you, I wish you and your loved ones the best. As well as restful slumbers
I hope your family and you find some ease these days, I'm sure his love remains. Best wishes.
Sorry for the loss
Wish you the best
I’m sorry for your loss, all the best to you and your family
My condolences, may he rest in peace 🙏 and I hope for you and your family better fortune
This is my favorite series!
I was peacefully reading a book, listening to this video... then "number 19" happened
45:40
"I never want to do that again."
That phrase sounded so sincere that i laughed LMAO
Good stuff Rift, good stuff
You never fail to put out amazing content. Top tier ASMR as always :)
I'm so glad this series is back
hi mr.rift, I have been watching you content for a while and I have to say the guessing videos and other related styles videos are the best 😊
Absolutely LOVE his questionnaires
I love how he knows his audience well enough to know we would all adore a ransom twig from a jar if offered one
Uncle E trying to break his finger: "come on I'll give you a dollar"
Makes me think of someone who is high and is looking at their hands and coaxing it into working and talking to it.
You know it was good when you remember the first couple minutes of a video and forget watching the rest when you woke up.
Me literally all the time
Honestly so relatable when my finger doesn’t point when I need it to but I absolutely hate it when it points when I don’t want it to
There's literally nothing better than an ER video I haven't watched 23,672 times.
these installments are always my favorites
I love these ones, and i like the keyboard inclusion, so :D
Also can i just say i found the finger thing hilarious?
I'm so glad to see this return, the first two were very calming videos for me and a third is definitely wonderful
Edit: I love how the body modifications has become a running joke where it's always mentioned but never done, I don't know why but I find it hilarious
A dress shirt and tie with the light up keyboard is the weirdest thing about this video
i'm fairly certain guess 19 has just put you on a list
My favorite ER series is back.
I feel like ER would love the custom mechanical keyboard hobby. Seems right up his alley. Love the video!
someone else mentioned that and i might just have to look into that
@@EphemeralRift I actually thought you already were on that train, you can check asmr nerd he has some cool videos showcasing custom mechanical keyboard as a vehicle for asmr.
Loved everything about this new part of the series, Guess #6 was very interesting, makes me want to draw it. Also one day I must try finishing the video, it's so good that I fell asleep quickly.
See i don't have it but kinda wish i did, but no face or neck part
you know I was a little skeptical when I saw the title but after watching him list my full name, home address, height, weight, social security number, school, mothers maiden name and credit card information, I was really impressed
Thank God you posted today! My exam is tomorrow and I need something to sleep to so I can be well rested
Good luck!
Your videos always bring me such happiness
I love your channel so much, your videos make me feel so comforted and happy. Keep doing what your doing ❤️
42:48
Let me just say, I was physically hurt when "a smooth criminal" was not included in that list.
Imagine he makes a video called Ephemeral Drip and he just shows us all his favorite outfits
I was just thinking about how I would love another one if these from you! 😍💕
Another favourite series of mine & many others, I'd guess! Thank you once again ER.
The fact that he wears the same outfit in all three of the videos is so cool love the continuity uncle Rift
Off topic but DAMN this guy got a whole gamer keyboard with a big computer monitor I gotta give you props for that my guy!.
You are the weirdest youtuber. And one of my favourites. Being weird makes you interesting, and super cool IMO
At first I was a bit skeptical, but when ER completely doxxed me on twitter, I was sold!
You and Angelica would be the best asmr collab ever
I would love to see that
Yess!! Finally another guessing vid! Keep up the good work ER, you content is amazing!
You should look into custom keyboards, a deep sounding keyboard would be perfect for these types of videos! 🤤
i may just do that!
@@EphemeralRift love ya ER, thanks for helping me sleep with a blank peaceful mind
@@EphemeralRift As sb who is into custom keyboards my favorite type is electro-capacitive which are represented mostly by topre and Niz the latter of which are twice cheaper, but still cost a lot comparing to other types of switches
@@EphemeralRift keyboard man 👀
i love this series so much
made me sleep twice already
thank you friend
NAHHH
BRO HAS THAT SETUP
GOTTA LOVE IT
The exclamation point is just an ultra-mega sized quest.
Yay a new vid from uncle rift! And even the timing is perfect! Thank you!
You got me on the first one, I'll comply! You won't need to keep guessing at me like that!