5 thousand subs with no Videos that is called augmentative allursivititative hemorrhage apostonations meaning that whenever you close your eyes you see people walking as if you are on a street the ways people contract that is by reading this entire complete bullshit thing I just said cause I made this all up hoping you would think it might be something legit at first have a nice day.
Dude i have littearly gotten into my friends email by trying to know as much as possible about em and guessing their password from that. Badabing badabom and you got yourself a felony
E.r "Let me guess you've given up hope that" Me: "Half life 3. That's never gonna be a thing." E.r. "Half life 3 will ever come out." Me: pauses video to casually panic then resumes video.
Son: dad i hear you whispering to yourself at night are you okay. Rift:...*in the corner sniffing root beer smencil*... Im doing darn good Son:is that my smencil?
Me, having posted a photo of me crying to instagram only a few hours ago to let ppl know im not okay while also definetly not wanting to communicate: i guess im doing...good
Well, but nothing is also a thing, because you can define it, so it actually exists, but only in your mind as abstraction and it still haven't been found in reality. When you close your eyes you see a black screen, but that black screen is actually a thing. Change my mind.
ER:Let me guess, your home? Me:It was, and it was beautiful Edit: To those bitching that I should've used "you're" instead of "your". I am just sticking to the original srcipt, all right?
Rift: How are you doing?- Me: Terribly Rift: Ah I know- Me: Rift no you don't Rift: You are doing- Me: Rift you're gonna be wrong Rift: Pretty darn good Me: Rift my family was murdered by the Zodiac Killer and my dog got tetanus from sniffing a rusty screw and my fucking leg hair is tangled and you now speak for me my individuality was stolen from me by you how could you betray me, then you started tapping on your clipboard Rift please your schizophrenia is getting bad you need to take your medication you stepped on your gold fish while it was in the tank and thought it was a pine cone in a forest please Rift just take your medication
You known I've been watching you for about four years now and you have never failed to deliver amazing and funny/interesting content. Earlier this year and a little in the past few months , i've been having some bad anxiety and I don't think I would have gotten through it without your help. So I wanted to thank you for the amazing content that has helped me stay grounded to reality. I think the reason why I enjoy your content so much is because you give off this "cool uncle rift" vibe that is oddly comforting and familiar, I'd if I'm the only one who gets this but it's a very comforting feeling.
ER: Let me guess. Your favorite Video Game is... Me: He might say a game i don't play. ER: Your favorite Video Game is your favorite Video Game Me: Seems Good Enough.
I love how he puts everything in so much detail Rift: picking my clipboard up adding my paper making sure it's secure Like we don't need to know everything Luv the vids btw watched the first one like 20 times for sleep
4:13 that really is a good question where did scratch n sniff things go? i've an oddy well placed fond childhood memory of a typical fashion magazine and there was a page with scratch n sniff perfume samples.
For any new veiwers if you are useing these vids for sleep i can guarantee that you wont be able to sleep without the smooth voice of a true master of ASMR
Not long into the video and I'm dosing, perfect. I personally would have gone for black cherry as Root beer smells like TCP, an antiseptic ointment over here in the UK.
1:56 me at a multiple choice test i didn’t study for
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
ER : Is your birthday between januray 1st and december 31st
Me : Show me your tricks wizard
My birthday is on leap day so my birthday isn't between January 1st or December 31 except for every four years
Mines December the 32nd
Giorno Giovanna dude that’s epic
I love how your pb fits
Yo I finally found xQc outside of stream
“Your favourite fruit is not a vegetable” I mean the man has his job for a reason
Are watermelons a vegetable?
Gamer Bros I’m pretty sure they’re berries, same for tomatoes
@@gamerbros3431 no because they have seeds
Schpeltora But bananas are considered berries and they have seeds.
Tomatoes are berries? All what school told me is a big lie ;-;
ER: “Are you here because you are running from the feds?”
Me: *sweats in tax fraud*
Ella is that you Yoshi?
Sweats in lolicon*
Amazingpinapple i didn’t need that call out tonight
It’s al Capone
Ella love the profile pic. Corgis are the best
It bothers me slightly that this isn't called a Guesstionnaire
Bruv
Gerald GERALDSON geez
Careful. Words like that are the reason "selfie" ended up in Webster
I was gonna like this, but it's got 420 likes and I can't be the one to ruin that
I was your 666th like!
Him: "you were not born in the year 1729, no 1728"
Me (born in 1729): well I'll be darned
*F I C S*
Tics
If u where born then u wouldn't be alive
@Bezimienny Z Gothic 2 don't swear
spring water r/whoosh
ER:”Are you allergic to the sound of ‘yellow,?”
Me: *sneezes*
Yellow
Yellow
Yellow
Lemon
Same man that sound makes me stuffy and sneeze
*Captain America enters the room and sits in chair*
“So, you can’t sleep again...”
*Peter Parker in bed*
"Yeah, wait didn't I fight with you and you said 'hey, New Queens, catch' and you Thor's hammer.
I slept for 70 years, sir. Think I've had my fill.
Lmao this should be on sleep for the sleepless 2
LMAO
@@sth02 yes.
I love how we can't disagree with him so every question is right
I circumvent this by warping reality to personally tell him he’s wrong.
Note the fact that I don’t tell him specifically what is wrong and I don’t go back in time. I just appear
We?
Cloudy _ shut up bitch
5ud who the fuck was talking to you fucking pussy
“Let me guess, you were born in the year 1729”
Captain James Cook: ...
“Wait no, 1728”
Captain James Cook: *WITCHCRAFT*
This easily one of the most niche comments I have ever made, low key surprised even for 10 likes ahaha
He said "YOU WERE NOT BORN"
John Hunter: "OFF WITH HIS HEAD"
Teacher?
Or proactive googledian?
13:30 caught me off guard 😂
He's said far worse in his videos xD
same
HAhA He SaId A SwEaR WoRd!!! Bitch stfu you moist toenail
Yeah he went iggy manley mode at 13:30
Demonetized lol
ER: "Let me guess, you're favorite dinosaur is..."
Me: "He'll never guess"
ER: "...Extinct"
Me: "..."
Henri Brachiosaurus! Oh uh well uh yeah, extinct
Seriously what is it? Mine is Dromeosaurus
Chicken!
If it isn't longisquama - (or if you need an official dinosaur rather than a reptile, Troodon), then you are wrong
Well yeah hes not wrong
Yes, as a matter of fact. My first name is *enduring silence*
HAHHSHAHHAHAHAHHA
I have a hunch that your name is Eli...
Eli Daugherty heeey! We have the same first name! Nice!
"Hey! *silence*"
Someone: "Thats me!"
i have no es
Me: In bed
ER: Your favorite ice cream flavor is... Rocky Road
Me: (Eyes shoot wide open) This man is a wizard
Error 808
Me: *locks door and closes windows*
You're a Blizzard, Harry!
I'm A wHAt?
You're a lizard, Harry...
It hit me that hard though
I fr did this I was like how tf...👀
Rocky road is for cowards, spicy ice cream is for real men
13:30 This is the funniest and most random thing I've ever heard on ER and i love it
But is motherfucker your favorite swear word?
@@noodleboodle9750 yes
HOW DOES THIS MAN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE???
Motherfucker dude, that was funny
i think mine is "hope youre doing splen-fucking-tastic" with a dead face
ER: your favourite dinosaur Is extinct
Me: WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS
RIGHT?!
What about ARK? XD
Paha
What if my favorite dinosaur is a fucking turtle?
Gio Gio yes 😂😂
@@DollarStoreAbomination Ark is best
This is the type of video where you can make a meme out of every timestamp possible
Okey
Time to start a meme making train
Here's your first stamp: 2:41
Endermage77
No one:
Absolutely No one:
Not a single living soul:
Neurologists: “let’s just get your brain into the right state”
Round 2:
16:16
Idek anymore
Nobody:
Indian “tech support” workers:
Idek anymore
Nobody:
Me to my crush:
He starts guessing at 11:20 , you’re welcome
thanks
Thank you!
Thanks new friend.......😊
There are good people in the world. Thank you
Him: would you care for some clipboard sounds
Me: if they needed me
Rift: starts tapping on clipboard
You: hoops da fuq u doin
Let me guess, someone stole your Sweetroll
no lollygagging
Stop that... shouting, it's making people nervous
Ah, good old meme.
Radom fact: "I got arrow to the knee" means "I've got married"
Keep your hands to yourself sneak theif
Old but gold
when you close your eyes, you can see... nothing
damn, i think he got us lads
What if I see people walking around when my eyes are closed
(I'm serious about that why can I see people)
5 thousand subs with no Videos that is called augmentative allursivititative hemorrhage apostonations meaning that whenever you close your eyes you see people walking as if you are on a street the ways people contract that is by reading this entire complete bullshit thing I just said cause I made this all up hoping you would think it might be something legit at first have a nice day.
*NOT IF IM ON ACID*
@@sophisticatedsheep8178 did you snort glue again? Ugh im getting annoyed with having to tell you to stop so much
You can see the back of your eyelids
The whole video is like this
1."Let me guess"
2.he guesses something
3."okay"
4.writes on the board
Spoilers!?!
ya didn't have to spoil the plot twist
Oh my God a comment by an English teacher wow.
*let me guess, your home?*
And i love it
Wait a minute! You're writing down all this personal info like government id, and birth dates. Are you actually a very very patient identity theif?
He can be he has a large audience so he's taking down hundreds of thousands at a time
Yes, he is. Do you not see all the different lives he lives in the Rift world... they are all the identities he stole. Including Cthulhu
Idek anymore
“Finally, I’m awake again! I can’t wait to see how society has evolved in my abscen-
Frick, there goes my identity.”
These comments would mak perefect sans ef thye wer'ent liek this comment.
Dude i have littearly gotten into my friends email by trying to know as much as possible about em and guessing their password from that.
Badabing badabom and you got yourself a felony
21:42 "you seem a very complex interesting person"
Me who only eats vanilla: mm hm
Vanilla is the best flavor of all the flavors.
ahem vanilla bean
The Monster Under Your Bed
How did you get a phone under there?
D C you ever wonder where your phone went? ;)
@@themonsterunderyourbed7651 Where did it go after that 🙃
I love how professionally he says "smencil"
Cool Guy Syndrome 10 minutes later: HEY ITS SPENCIL
Wtf is that profile pic 🤣
Pensmell would have really fit...
Narutario it’s a Thomas the tank engine face
Foop The Hoop that’s angry Percy you uncultured swine
- Your favorite fruit is not a vegetable.
- Oh, so close! My favorite fruit is actually an onion.
B-But a tomato is a vegetable
*OH HELLO THERE!*
My favourite vegetable is Nicolas the second
Николай ll?
@@inferno0_0 Но эти усики великолепны
ER: Is the second number of your social security number...
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me : *answers with "maybe" *
ER: “you are doing pretty darn good”
me: *having war flashbacks*
*Fortunate son plays*
Holly shit its veitnom !
ender dude "vietnom"venom as a vietnam soldier or something?
edit:veitnom noice
@@barfer__ it was from a mini ladd video just makeing a joke
ender dude oh u know mini ladd well ok
Wrong:23
Right:34
Yes I counted and it was hard to stay awake
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A MEDAL!
W23 R34
*Huh?*
A man of shear fucking will power
He’s I man of focuse, commitment, and sheer fucking will
*Rule 34*
Him: let me guess your a half glass... full...
Me: wow your finally right.
Him: of jelly beans
Me: 👁👄👁
Is he wrong though?
I'd like to think I’m completely full. Half full of jellybeans, and half full of hot air
👁️💋👁️
Uh Oh Yro'ue
@@chinmustache6420 half filled of jelly beans
Half filled with my vomit
I don't know why but I really love this kind of asmr videos
Me too
Roleplay asmr
@@adilaminigo2859 this is not role play asmr dude
@@ijustshitmypants8301 i guess not exactly but it has the same vibe to it
I Just Shit My Pants it’s a professional guesser roleplay
If you really want to fall asleep, take a shot every time he says "Let me guess"
I did more than fall asleep. This is his spirit talking.
Chicken Nugget so chicken nuggets have spirits 🤔
Fi3ndzzz x Oh yeah. Every time one of you hoomans eats us, a little spirit is freed from sits mortal shell.
Chicken Nugget never knew that nuggert man sorry :(
Sodj his is whayt is lyike to bee drounk
ER: Let me guess, your home?
It was and it was beautiful.
😂
Man I thought the same thing every time I heard him say let me guess😂
*Godzilla had a stroke reading your comment.*
Did they call you a madman too by any chance?
Ee: let me guess how you look umm you have a nose, teeth,hair,and eyes oh wait i got it right
"I got my degree in guessing." Sociology then?
Norman Reviews Games 💀💀💀💀
Wish I could thumb up twice lmao
in b4 death threats from sociology majors lol
What a burn
Theoretical physics
that pencil in the case sound, is literally amazing.
Excuse me? It's *smencil*
"Are you allergic to the sound of yellow?"
Me: No I'm allergic to The Sound Of Silence
Hello darkness my old friend.
@@PredatorH2O bro stop. He gonna have a reaction
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
Help...epi-pen...now
The first one “you are doing pretty darn good?”
Well yeah, I’m watching the rift right now! 🔥🔥😊
Bearded Whisperer ASMR honestly it made me think about all the things I’m grateful for and why I should be feeling pretty darn good. 👌🏻
420 likes lmao
0:29 ER:you are doing pretty darn good
Me: Yeah... I guess I am doing fine?
Narrator: But he wasn't even doing fine.
Fliyo MB it's not just me who read the narrator part in Freeman's voice... Right?
Deld Deld youre not alone bud, not alone.
@@jasp9661
Narrator: Damn I've been found out again
Fliyo MB take that back Bc ur alive so be greatful
@@washingmachine2233 nah
Ephemeral: "Your favorite video game is..... your favorite video game"
Me: "YESS!! Damn your good!"
ah i'm so rela-- wait did he just say "sound of yellow"?
*casually sneezes*
oh man my allergies again…
Rift should have been a part of the avengers.. He would have guessed Dr Strange's 1 in 14 million outcome.. 😎
He literally is dr strange
He literally is dr strange
He literally is dr strange
Omg i forgot he is dr strange
How very...
Odd
E.r "Let me guess you've given up hope that"
Me: "Half life 3. That's never gonna be a thing."
E.r. "Half life 3 will ever come out."
Me: pauses video to casually panic then resumes video.
Good news! You are wrong!
small cheese bread technically it’s not Half Life 3, and its a vr game unfortunately.
@@georgekhidasheli4161 yes "technically" it is. Valve stated it's the prequel to the saga, meaning 3.
@@smallcheesebread6531 not really, it's a prequel but it's not titled half life 3 so therefore...
@@Mr.Scott86 prequel means a third of something my man
11:33 are u here because
Me:trying to sleep
Rift: ur running from the Feds
Me: that works to
Hi sorry I'm a slight grammar nazi so in fact it is spelt (in these terms) too*
Lol
He knows more about us than we do
Lol😂
@@ecksdee9260 I, a fellow grammar nazi, appreaciate you.
i never thought an amsr video would make me laught but those first 3 questions made me chuckle
Audio Meridian Sensory Response
ER: Your favorite videogame is your favorite videogame
Me: WITCHCRAFT!!!
peace and tranquillity ✌🏻
NO! MINECRAFT!
Rift's Son:Dad,why do you want to take my pencils???
Rift:.........For Job
TheSparkyWriter It makes it very professional
This is translated i assume
Rift's son: Dad ,why do you want to take my pencils?
Rift:Well..
Son: * cuts him off* Actually, let me guess......
Son: dad i hear you whispering to yourself at night are you okay.
Rift:...*in the corner sniffing root beer smencil*... Im doing darn good
Son:is that my smencil?
13:30 had me dyin with his straight face...
Overprotective Dad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Can’t believe nobody else commented about this
daddd stop following me around!
Overprotective Dad I was temped to yell yes when he said that
@@emmajayde1334 ......what
"you are doing pretty darn good"
"no"
"am i right?"
"no"
"i guessed right?"
"i said no."
"See?, I told you, professional guesser."
I just shrugged and went "I don't know"
I'm the embodiment of Indecisiveness
Literally what I said lol
Me, having posted a photo of me crying to instagram only a few hours ago to let ppl know im not okay while also definetly not wanting to communicate: i guess im doing...good
Sounds like what people would do with Dora
Are you happy?
(Me internally dying) no I want death
I'm glad to hear your happy
😑
20:39 Let me guess: "When you close your eyes, you can see ...
...nothing."
Me: loool right
HAHA IM BLIND SO I WIN HAHAHhahah....... *cries*
Well, but nothing is also a thing, because you can define it, so it actually exists, but only in your mind as abstraction and it still haven't been found in reality. When you close your eyes you see a black screen, but that black screen is actually a thing. Change my mind.
Well I mean technically when you close your eyes you just see the back of your eyelids- _random crap nobody asked for okay I'll leave now_
@@sylvieshuu True. I'm a beginner in English so didn't knew how to say.
Btw, how's life goin?
@@westa8427 Good good, how about you?
ER:Let me guess, your home?
Me:It was, and it was beautiful
Edit: To those bitching that I should've used "you're" instead of "your". I am just sticking to the original srcipt, all right?
They will call you a madman
At least it was before I f*ucked everything up.
Lol
@@Bananazu2411 thanos in endgame : aw shit, here we go again
Godwin Balansag *Titan was like most planets...*
"Let me guess, you like your Hamburger with Tomato but without pickles or onions"
If he did a lil switcheridoo he might have gotten me there
ER: Let me guess...
Are You Allergic to...
Me: Nuts... He's gonna say nuts....
ER:......
Me: NUTS!
ER: ThE SoUnD oF YeLlOw...
Me: ......?
(15:45)
You deserve more likes on your comment
Nani the frick
The sound of yellow
Same though
i can’t be allergic to nuts cause i’m gæyy 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
That wholesome smile at the start just made my whole day after dealing with a lot of crap. Thanks for that.
Rift: How are you doing?-
Me: Terribly
Rift: Ah I know-
Me: Rift no you don't
Rift: You are doing-
Me: Rift you're gonna be wrong
Rift: Pretty darn good
Me: Rift my family was murdered by the Zodiac Killer and my dog got tetanus from sniffing a rusty screw and my fucking leg hair is tangled and you now speak for me my individuality was stolen from me by you how could you betray me, then you started tapping on your clipboard Rift please your schizophrenia is getting bad you need to take your medication you stepped on your gold fish while it was in the tank and thought it was a pine cone in a forest please Rift just take your medication
i guessed right?
Bot Ross? More like... BOB ROSS!
do you need to talk to someone about something
This comment and replies are gold
.
“Are you here because you are running from the feds”
Again I plead the fifth
You are very evil
a..again
I remember you from another video
Your this candy bar guy
@@sen-station yes, again
Mom: what degree are you gonna get?
Me:
*My guessing degree*
In resumé:'I specialize in hypothetical situations of luck that involve choices.'
I guessed you would say that
I found a good collage too mom
porrakkkkkkkk
"you are doing pretty darn good, am i right?"
me, with an awful sleep schedule and depression: *no*
How you doing now? Hope it’s good.
@@mangoman1096 did he just go offline for this whole time?
@@IvyLovesDrxy i don’t believe so.
Hey dude…it’s been a while, are you doing better?
I hope you're doing well now
Rift- “Is your favorite swear word mother f**ker”
Me- “It - it actually is, well mother f**ker”
@Megan Rose tw-ee-t or c-rossai-nt?
This is the internet, why the fuck are you censoring "fuck"?
Fudge nuggets and crispy chicken how did he know
@@trintle4219 I know right now we got wtf. What are you saying Wednesday Thursday Friday or what the fuck
Me being French it's put🅰️in
*FBI in the corner of the room*
You got the information yet?
ER : lemme guess...when you close your eyes ... you can see...
Me : he's not gonna guess
ER : N O T H I N G
Me : holy crap this man is a wizard
him: "are you allergic to the sound yellow?"
me: *disgusted with the brightness of the color* "y Es"
I read the "me:" sections vocal response in the tone Dane Cook uses to impersonate a speak n' spell.
You tried way to hard on this comment
Oohhh so edgyyy
Me, who is also sometimes disgusted by yellow, orange and red: :o
The visuality of the color is not relevant he was asking about the sound
Yes I am very allergic to the sound of yellow, how did you know?
*h-how could you tell?
Goddamn it my sinuses are acting up now
I’m allergic to the smell of human fear. (That’s why I never go to haunted houses)
*gets through high school*
life: 3:38
Quality content as always ☺ You're one of the best ASMRrtists out there, thanks for doing what you do.
let me guess: you are watching this video.
No, im looking at your comment.
No, just no.
ok
Welp, you guessed correctly
.... How did u know that?
"you are doing pretty darn good, am i right?"
after losing my pet turtle: hell yeah better than ever bro
You known I've been watching you for about four years now and you have never failed to deliver amazing and funny/interesting content. Earlier this year and a little in the past few months , i've been having some bad anxiety and I don't think I would have gotten through it without your help. So I wanted to thank you for the amazing content that has helped me stay grounded to reality.
I think the reason why I enjoy your content so much is because you give off this "cool uncle rift" vibe that is oddly comforting and familiar, I'd if I'm the only one who gets this but it's a very comforting feeling.
ER: You are doingggg?.....
me: Gosh I’m beat, I’m depressed, everything is just s-
ER: I know! Pretty darn good!
me: Dude.... okay.
he knows better
Immersion ruined
Same feeling bruh
Big mood
Same literally
This guys got me on the relax, sleeping, being chill.
Wrong from the start rift. I’m not doing that well, I’m living in the 9 circles of hell to be perfectly honest.
Well, me too \o/
Are you trying to say you have a problem with weight?
By golly you go deep enough you'll find them here already in a very niche existence
First time?
If you ever have a chance, come see me; I'll be on the giant throne in the ninth circle 🙂
*Whispering*
“I’m guessing you have a huge Dong”
“HA WRONG AGAIN SIR”
Can relate
I Just Shit My Pants
F
Maybe wrong for u
F
Cant relate with that sry
Rift: Let me guess, you have four...
Me: ...
Rift: No... 2, nostrils.... In your nose.
Me: ..Yes, that is correct!
Me Later:
*_Wait-_*
ER: Let me guess. Your favorite Video Game is...
Me: He might say a game i don't play.
ER: Your favorite Video Game is your favorite Video Game
Me: Seems Good Enough.
... He's not wrong
I love how he puts everything in so much detail
Rift: picking my clipboard up adding my paper making sure it's secure
Like we don't need to know everything
Luv the vids btw watched the first one like 20 times for sleep
Going through a lot and having some troubles with life but watching this video makes me 100% better. Thank you
roof over your head? food in your belly?
@@Lua0x07 ??
Rift looking snazzy with that beard and man bun
Jeff Jeffson fat bastard (peep your profile pic)
@Kytrex r/whoosh
@@presidentist1653 r/ihavereddit
He's going for the look of the famous philosopher Alan Watts
Ive only heard one person say snazzy and thats xCodeh
4:13 that really is a good question where did scratch n sniff things go?
i've an oddy well placed fond childhood memory of a typical fashion magazine and there was a page with scratch n sniff perfume samples.
IKR
I remember rubbing my neck against them hoping that it would work as a perfume 😂
Back in 3rd grade there was always this kid with all of those pencils and everyone including themselves thought they where so cool. What happened?
I HAVE ONE OF THESE BUT ITS INSANELY OLD AND SMELLS TERRIBLE NOW
I don't even really like asmr but I could listen to this guy forever😂
“You have given up hope for a Half Life part 3.”
Whoa, he’s in my head!
And then...
Favorite ASMR for sure. I need a part 3. Love these vids
ask and you shall receive my friend
Er: you are here because your running from the feds
Me: takes 30 percs
Daaaamn tough reference
30
I used to get those smelly pencils all the time as a kid. I forgot about them until now. Thanks for the nostalgia rift! 👍
What's the name of those Pencils?
Smencils
3:50 *Smencils?!*
I have no data on this pencil type. Never seen it before.
For any new veiwers if you are useing these vids for sleep i can guarantee that you wont be able to sleep without the smooth voice of a true master of ASMR
ER: "you are doing pretty darn good"
Me currently on fire: "eh I can't complain"
"This is fine"
I'm thankful for this nice and relaxing video. I like the guessing things about you a lot. Keep doing what you are doing.
ER: there are cookie crumbs in your bed
me, having freshly cleaned my bed and changed the bedsheets: excuse me WHAT
*why would you eat on your bed?*
@@noirody6256 why not
Raiden: "something is wrong."
Me: "let me guess, you need to consult the elder gods."
Ha mk9
@@___saint1095 mk11 actually
Mk jokes in an ASMR. I’ve found my place😂
@@SooperKaleBoo In the end of the MK11 story Raiden is no longer a god.
Yea man, I'm doing good. Watching this and watching James Charles sub count drop. It's great.
@@GreenGlo1991 It's something I could fall asleep to.
Its so relaxing isn't it, waiting to see who can reach 10 million first!
I want to ask where the profile pic is from but then again I don't...
@@user-yn1gd7wn3w I mean I could give it to ya, but I don't know if you'd like it mate
Can I get sauce on that profile pic. For research purposes of course
I see a lot of comments
None about how he is a lefty
Because it’s just not very interesting lol
@@andrastoth82 nah. wedding ring on his left hand, shirt buttoned left over right. unless hes wearing a ring on his other hand and a womens shirt
@@funkdungus839 genius 🤓
holy crap you’re right.
*but he’s not*
This man was later murdered by Corvus, after it was discovered he stole his gloves.
The corvus gets mad but made me wheeze dude
You know a surprisingly large amount about me, I’m kind of scared
“I fight for my friends”.
“Prepare yourself”
*insert ike noise*
13:30
Did not expect that XD I burst out laughing at 2am
ER: "You are feeling... Pretty darn good. Am I right?"
Me: "I'm sick right now, so no."
ER: "Yeah, I guessed right?"
Me: "N-no."
Not long into the video and I'm dosing, perfect. I personally would have gone for black cherry as Root beer smells like TCP, an antiseptic ointment over here in the UK.
😣 bruuuuuh I'm sorry, root beer is such a staple here
"Is your favourite dinosaour............
Extinct?"
28:30
Hey wait a minute! Aren't those corvus' family heirloom gloves?
I just woke up, but welp, I guess I'm going back to sleep.
Legend has it, he never woke up...
13:30. Thank me by liking this so more people can enjoy it.
I literally could smell those pencils via nostalgia.
(We used to collect them and see who had the biggest collection)
PaintFreak 33 same! Legitimately smelt it and remembered all the ones I had