hey uhh. i'm from the year 2033 and rift has ascended beyond a mere human into an omniscient, all-powerful being who has full control over interdimensional rifts. he is also the second coming of christ, offering infinite realities of mankind's most beautiful gift; sleep.
For mobile users, timestamps: 00:00:00 Good evening, good morning or good afternoon 00:00:50 An important phone call 00:03:10 Sorry, no rubber chicken or lemon! 00:08:00 Questionnaire with pen & clipboard writing sounds 00:12:50 Clipboard tapping sounds 00:15:51 Nitrile exam gloves "over your ears" (on the mics) 00:21:02 Nitrile exam glove sounds 00:22:45 Calming hand motions & that thrift store blazer sound 00:26:50 Fabric sounds: that thrift store tie 00:33:44 Removing & bottling your worries (cork and bottle tapping sounds) 00:41:31 The letter R (cardboard tapping & brushing) 00:48:43 Plastic wrap crinkling 00:55:20 Video game controller sounds 01:03:47 Leather wallet tapping 01:07:28 The number 2 (wood tapping & brushing) 01:14:48 Hand drill sounds 01:19:03 Plastic bottle cap sounds 01:22:42 Leather gloves and fade-out
He's completeley underrated imo. Maybe because his content isn't like the mainstream shit everybody does, he's the most creative ASMRtist mostly in sense of story telling and unique ideas creating ASMR
Imagine if he teamed up with Elon musk and time travelled to get bob ross and then stopped all war and turned humanity into a peaceful and respectful type 3 civilization
Bro he probably stood there for more than 2 hours, editing out some noises that were caught on the microphone and note editing those clips and noises out take some time too
I’ve watched so many of your videos man and I feel like I know u as family, you’ve really helped me from sleep troubles all the way to struggles with suicide and I just think ur very unique in a community that is very similar and I just wanted to say thanks! And keep up the great videos!!
He is so well spoken. With a bunch of other asmr channels the second they starts whispering they might as well not speak any language and just make sound, it'd be the same. But here I perfectly understand every word even with my bad hearing, and still enjoy peak relaxation. Stellar work
There’s a video called “what if SCP-049 was real” and the video uses clips from your Corvus D Clemmons videos. I looked at the description and there was no link to the videos or even your channel. Just concerned if those people stole your content. Keep up the good work!
If it's short short clips in a semi long video then it should still be fair use, tho it's kinda courteous even if you use a 1 second clip too link whatever you use or atleast give some info on the channel they used. Hopefully he ends up linking it in the bio in the future!
I’ve never fallen asleep during an asmr video before, I was always scared I’d lose my headphones or phone. But wow this was just amazing. Woke up at 8 in the morning with the video still playing on a loop, my headphones were on the ground and so was my pillow and a blanket 💀 must’ve slept pretty good
He is so underrated!! I see that 1 million people have seen this but not even half liked it !! Credits to this guy he helps me sleep almost every night 👏👏❤️💗👏👏
I like this guy cause he doesn't spend the first 30 mins telling his life story like most asmr people, just straight down to business in terms of the video
@@TheDude420.69 yeah... I got told by someone older than me. Only by four years mind you. That if I listen to too much of this shi* that I'll start acting autistic.
I only watch your videos occasionally, but when I do I always find them to be quite extraordinary. They are relaxing, entertaining and humorous all at once plus you've got the patience to go on for over an hour.
I dont know why, but I still, even now, return to this video when its 12 in the morning and I have tried everything to fall asleep and just cant. This singular video gets the job done when I'm out of luck every time..I dont know what you did with this but thank you. Honestly
With your hair and beard combo, you'd be perfect for a Joseph Seed roleplay from Far Cry 5, perhaps in the bunker with him at the end or add some effect to replicate the bliss. As always much love Rift
BIK3 F0R LIF3 Hold my Beer Incredible Sleep Sleeping Man Sleeping Man 2 Sleep - the first tingles Sleep-or The Sleepers Sleeping Man 3 Sleep-or the Tingle World Sleep - The winter sleeper Guardians of the tingles The Sleepers - Age of Tingles Ant-Sleep Sleep - Civil Tingles Doctor Sleep Guardians of the Tingles Vol 2 Sleeper-Man Tingle-coming Sleep-or Ragnarok Tingle Panther The Sleepers - Tingle War Ant-Sleep & The Tingler Captain Tingle-Sleeper The Sleepers - Tingle Game Sleeper-Man Far From Tingles
I was scared when you extended your hand to me (I mean to the screen), but then you managed to calm me down and I fell asleep. I literally felt like a wild stray cat being tamed by a good person. It's a very cool experience! Thank you for helping me sleep!
Wow... sleep for the sleepless was the first ever ASMR video i actually enjoyed. I remember the night I was laying in bed looking for something to do when that video popped up in my recommended. I thought to myself "I'll give ASMR one more chance." That night was the night that started my obsession with ASMR. Thanks Uncle E.
I really like it when the video has a dark background like this one does. Some of the other ER videos have such a bright background, the light keeps me awake!
You're still my king of ASMR. I've been watching your videos almost from the beginning and I keep coming back to them, because you are one of the most creative asmrtists out there, plus you have a deep understanding of what asmr really is about, compared to so many other people that feel the need to overload their videos with an aweful lot of unnecessary fancy stuff. To me, you're the man!
I can only hope he names the third video "Sleep for the Sleepless 3: A Tranquilogy"
Sophia Salido Ohmygod you’re a genius 😂😂😂😂
lmao
In 2022
8months and still no response
We can only hope
See you guys in 3 years for the complete trilogy
wait you think he will stop at 3 this man travels via rifts he is unstoppable
He might stop at 2.5 if he's at all related to valve
Cya then my man
hey uhh. i'm from the year 2033 and rift has ascended beyond a mere human into an omniscient, all-powerful being who has full control over interdimensional rifts. he is also the second coming of christ, offering infinite realities of mankind's most beautiful gift; sleep.
rey.jazzy I bow to you now
He simultaneously radiates weird uncle and cool dad energy and I’m living for it
Plottwist : he's your uncle and dad at the same time.
He's your weird uncle who adopted you after your parents mysteriously vanished on a scientific expedition to the Arctic.
@@legendarynoodle2438 I knew a guy who left one and then had a kid with her sister too, he really is uncle dad.
More like Hobo living in the plywood shack by the railroad tracks
@@tommypetraglia4688 hey alright
"That was sleep, he said it will be arriving soon"
If that wasn't the most clever shit ive ever heard
It was very clever but who is Sleep’s partner?
Cody Terpstra idk maybe relaxation?
@@codyterpstra Anxiety, purely for the fact that they're polar opposites
seven That friend of your friends you don’t really like but have to put up with type shit lmao
Whip this out in a fight
Sleep Wars: A New Rest
Sleep Wars: Insomnia Strikes Back
Sleep Wars: Return of the Sleep
Sleep Wars: The Last Coma
Sleep Wars: The Second War
Sleep wars: the Final Nap
Sleep Wars: The Phantom Nap
Sleep Wars: Attack of the Dreams
Sleep Wars: Revenge of the Slumber
Paul Lamberson but will there be a mary sue? Most people like Mary Sue’s in their multi billion dollar sleep productions.
For mobile users, timestamps:
00:00:00 Good evening, good morning or good afternoon
00:00:50 An important phone call
00:03:10 Sorry, no rubber chicken or lemon!
00:08:00 Questionnaire with pen & clipboard writing sounds
00:12:50 Clipboard tapping sounds
00:15:51 Nitrile exam gloves "over your ears" (on the mics)
00:21:02 Nitrile exam glove sounds
00:22:45 Calming hand motions & that thrift store blazer sound
00:26:50 Fabric sounds: that thrift store tie
00:33:44 Removing & bottling your worries (cork and bottle tapping sounds)
00:41:31 The letter R (cardboard tapping & brushing)
00:48:43 Plastic wrap crinkling
00:55:20 Video game controller sounds
01:03:47 Leather wallet tapping
01:07:28 The number 2 (wood tapping & brushing)
01:14:48 Hand drill sounds
01:19:03 Plastic bottle cap sounds
01:22:42 Leather gloves and fade-out
Thx
Ty
thankyouuuuu
Thank you
My dude I’m eternally grateful! :D
Marvel: "Avengers Endgame is the most anticipated sequel of all time."
ER: "Hold my Tingles."
ER: "Hold my rubber chicken."
ER: “You could not live with your own tingles. Where did that bring you? Back to me.”
@@dariantillman7050 Tingles are inevitable.
Who the f*ck gives a f*ck about the imaginary st*pid heroes?
Jimmys Chris I do, they are entertaining movies ;)
Am I the only one who thinks he's a bit underrated?
He's completeley underrated imo. Maybe because his content isn't like the mainstream shit everybody does, he's the most creative ASMRtist mostly in sense of story telling and unique ideas creating ASMR
This guy is my inspiration to start an ASMARG channel (autonomous sensory meridian alternate reality game).
gungus mckungus keep us updated in case you actually make it
yep, you're the only one
A bit?
2:19 me explaining to my area 51 alien why I was dead for 8 hours
** 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
** 😂
This fucking comment ruined me 😂
big brain
Bruh I'm WHEEZING at this 😂😂😂 fucking hell
"That was sleep. It said it will be arriving soon."
*Well I'll be damned-*
You just spoiled me
This dude is a legend. Best quality ASMR on this side of the Sanitarium.
wjye what the heck is the sanitarium
@@Faceless-Hero1 the peeps that make weet Bix.
@Michael Bailey Yeah but IDK if shes a resident of Arkham tho...
Check out Dr.T for the strongest tingles
I mean...dr. Clemmens though he is legendary
"There will be no rubber chicken"
*holds up rubber chicken*
Thats not the only rubber chicken he will be holding up ;)
"There will be no tapping of the rubber chicken"
*taps the rubber chicken*
That's the joke, my dudes
@@avolatilenoodle7829 ThAt'S tHe JoKe, My DuDes
@@flotappl thanks
This man is the key to world peace.
50:26
Its the asmr version of Ghandi
Imagine if he teamed up with Elon musk and time travelled to get bob ross and then stopped all war and turned humanity into a peaceful and respectful type 3 civilization
The Dank Tank don’t forget about Albert Einstein
Ephemeral Rift for Presidente!
Ephemeral, Ghandi, Einstein, Bob Ross, Elon musk. The dream team
“I’m sorry about your loss. Listen to the sound of my tie.” Filing that away for future use.
Just here to remind you about this
Also reminding you of this
get reminded
We will not stop reminding you
here to remind you
*finds out this sequel was uploaded*
Me: Awesome!
*sees I've watched it already*
Me: I have no memory of this place...
Z-Zack do you still remember
I do that too! But I always tell myself it’s because I had RUclips on auto play 😅
For me, youtube is broken, it says I've "recently" watched EVERY video that exists! Even ones made 2 seconds ago!
"That was Sleep. It says it will be arriving shortly."
Ok, _that was pretty damn clever._
Well hey, tons of likes. Thanks? I guess?
HyperHunt621 True
Yup
No lies there, man
Jokes on him I was already asleep.
Sleep said this is it chief
Oh man I'm so glad there are no chicken and lemon sounds in this video that would have been repetitive.
That's great. How're your parents doing though?
@@hridhayesingh3064 you could say they're feeling kinda wholey.
@@imbatman8040 that doesn't make any sense on any level
@@duckpeck9467 Batman's parents were shot to death
@@craigbarnes2679 r/wooosh
Ah shit,
*puts headphones on*
...here we go again.
"There will be no sounds of tapping the rubber chicken"
**taps rubber chicken**
whoosh
Thats... The joke
@@BruhMoment-fy8zm wait walter? What are you doing here?
I-it’s almost as if that’s the joke
There is no rubber chicken in ba sing se
Y’all this legend stood in a blackened room for an hour and twenty six minutes let’s give him some love
(No homo)
Nothing wrong with homosexuality btw
Enira Arvanda what?
@@angerybigdaddy8541 what?
Enira Arvanda you said “it’s the afterlife” wdym by that?
Bro he probably stood there for more than 2 hours, editing out some noises that were caught on the microphone and note editing those clips and noises out take some time too
"If it can be played slowly, it can be played quickly." - some dude with a 24k violin
see ling ling even has time to watch asmr
_Jake_
SACRILEGIOUS
INTERESTING..... comment
No one is better than ling ling when it comes to playing the viol-llllllll(a)
that guy is garbo
“How’s the partner?”
Me: Yeah we broke up after a very bad fight
*”ThAT’s gReaT”*
Big yikes this hits close to home.
He was talking to Sleep not you lol
@@etherealhawk damn
Ethereal Hawk r/Wooosh
@@FaviMarzo no joke was missed tho
GUESS WHOS FINALLY BACK
PERFORMING FOR YOU
The first got 9 million views, I hope this one gets 18 mill.
Not to mention the first one is still getting tons of views. 10 mil coming easily.
2 × 9 = 99, u dummy
Draven, the Glorious Executioner :O I was wrong all along!
@@bamgbose3309 just the kind of math expected by Draven *laughs in 4*
@@milkiii413 This is where Draven shines
“Son why are you watching a grown man brush a lemon”
Me: Lemon goes brush.
Edit: why tf does this have 500 likes
haha lemon go brrrr
Yes
*confused dad noises *
😂 yeah 👍
didnt you understand? he said there was gonna be no lemon or brushing sounds in the video
ER: are you tired?
Me: well yes, but actually no
I’ve watched so many of your videos man and I feel like I know u as family, you’ve really helped me from sleep troubles all the way to struggles with suicide and I just think ur very unique in a community that is very similar and I just wanted to say thanks! And keep up the great videos!!
Its people like you that not only make ER happy but me happy as a fellow og
Love your pfp lol
Hi Josh
Tactical Taco
You think?
@@squishh7805 no, I was just joking. Plz try it, ur missing out
I just needed this! Goodnight RUclips❤
out of all places why are you here
RobbinRams I love your vids I can’t believe I found you here tho
Sleep Well
Gnight
Good night
Bad night
Bad time
Do you wana have a bad time? * megalovania intencifies *
Sleep for the Sleepless
Age of Sleep
Infinity Sleep
Sleep Game
But I’m Far from sleep
Captain sleep: the bedtime soldier
I love yall
The lord of the sleep: the fellowship of the bed
The Chronicles of Sleep: The Stuffy,the Sleep Mask and the Bed
0:06 - 0:25
my trying to get the word count
lmao
😂😂😂
Have you found it?
NisseVex 😂😂
Impossible without slowing it down!
I personally can't wait when "Sleep for the Sleepless: Endgame" comes out
"In this video there will be no rubber chicken" toying with our emotions again are you?
Where's smough?
@@bobakinsboi1563 *estus flask intensifies*
Smough is better than Ornstein, change my mind.
@@Jayzgrouse you are correct smough is better
was gonna ask how this comment section got connected to dark souls, then realized the profile pic and name. *i am uncultured swine*
Imagine if Rift decided to make a *"Shrek Hosting You On His Swamp"* asmr
Just a Random Spider Man Please let this happen
Actually I'd like to see that. Good idea.
ASMR Swamp xD
Over at Gibi Asmr’s channel, this guy with the user name “Ace” bugged her until she did shred Asmr. So that’s there for anyone who wants it
@@alildaisy2180 no thanks, that thumbnail scares me.
Sleep for sleepless is my favorite video of yours, I can't believe that you did a sequel, thank you
RVSS your pfp wouldn’t let me sleep normally but papa rift got my back 😂
He is so well spoken. With a bunch of other asmr channels the second they starts whispering they might as well not speak any language and just make sound, it'd be the same. But here I perfectly understand every word even with my bad hearing, and still enjoy peak relaxation. Stellar work
God damn it RUclips. Just verify his Account. He deserves it xD
Remember when he swore that one time? Yeah fuck RUclips
Fuck youtube
duck youtube
RUclips is shit imma be honest
@Raw Sock mah man vidlii
There’s a video called “what if SCP-049 was real” and the video uses clips from your Corvus D Clemmons videos. I looked at the description and there was no link to the videos or even your channel. Just concerned if those people stole your content. Keep up the good work!
yes we are going to be home
If it's short short clips in a semi long video then it should still be fair use, tho it's kinda courteous even if you use a 1 second clip too link whatever you use or atleast give some info on the channel they used. Hopefully he ends up linking it in the bio in the future!
Oh no
“Would you care for some rubber chicken?” The most awe inspiring line in ASMR history, and you finally brought that badboy back. Nice.
The 1st sleep for the sleepless was literally the video that got me into asmr.
Son D. Lollipop 🍭 same
Yup
Ditto.
Same
Same
To whoever actually reads this:
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!🏙🌇🌃
likewise :)
Don’t know why this took me back to that scene in the Truman show💀
Cue the themesong
It's over Anakin I have comfy bed now.
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
@@eniraarvanda1871 *shakes head* DONT TRY IT
*jumps* NO REGRETS!!!!
@@eniraarvanda1871 YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!
Your calming hand movements combined with your suit sound like the waves at a beach
Sleep for the sleepless 2: Sleepless Boogaloo
ELECTRIC S L E E P
Electric avenue.
did you get that from monsiorz or da group education
@@Itspapacritz neither
Electric Boogaloo will never not be my favourite sub-title.
I’m sad there’s no Lemon or Rubber Chicken tapping, that was my favorite part
Idek anymore did you even watch the video
Bradley 0151
r/whoooosh
Bradley 0151 I for one Listened instead of the “usual” watching of an asmr video😂🤣
His a hypocrite
No u
when you dont have insomnia and you watch the whole video without falling asleep.
I see no god up here,
*Except me*
Me: amateur. You: what was that, punk? Me: AMATEUR! (Watched both first AND this one without pausing once)
Pathetic!
* has watched every ASMR video without falling asleep *
When life gives you lemons make asmr
Vearon The Owl asmr aid
When life gives you Clemmons
1:28
Me: How are you?
Them: "Good, how are you?"
Me: Oh not bad, thanks. You?
-Me during every social interaction. 😂
I’m an introvert so I can relate
Me: *holds door open*
Random person: Thank you.
Me: Thank Welcome
@@chickennugget8968 Me, an intelectuall: *Takes the half of the double doors the person isn't holding open* Thank you
Also say it with me everyone
My hero acdimia is overrated
same
No lemon tapping
Like this: tap tap tap tap
It’s a yellow actually
No it's enslaved acid
XP 1.3 Epstein, in hell, wants to know if Yellow’s are Kosher like Lemons.
Just go ahead and let him know.
Kthnx.
I serve the Soviet union
I hope it's not the same lemon
Me: hasn't slept since the first video
Also me: realizes it's been t w o y e a r s
*frantically looks around with red cracked out eyes*
Dank Meme r/ woooosh
@@mrfrauner7113 99% chance
Red eyes are bloodshot eyes lol
Me currently
Relatable
I’ve never fallen asleep during an asmr video before, I was always scared I’d lose my headphones or phone. But wow this was just amazing. Woke up at 8 in the morning with the video still playing on a loop, my headphones were on the ground and so was my pillow and a blanket 💀 must’ve slept pretty good
damn bro💀 i kinda have the same issue, everytime i wake up im still watching a video and my earbuds and wrapped around my arm or something 💀
There are asmr headpohones, a type of headband for this :)
He is so underrated!! I see that 1 million people have seen this but not even half liked it !! Credits to this guy he helps me sleep almost every night 👏👏❤️💗👏👏
Marley98 probably because half of those views are from me 😂 but seriously I would give this so many more likes
Aww you so nice :3 we need more nice people like you
I’m just being me 🙂 but thanks you have no idea how much that means to me
@@meerlyakatt that's a lie
I like this guy cause he doesn't spend the first 30 mins telling his life story like most asmr people, just straight down to business in terms of the video
I'm so addicted to this that I'm watching it without headphones cause I couldn't find any
That's dangerous cause other people can hear it
Oh noes. What have you done!??! You released a permanent sleep to the world!
RIP my brother
Hey I’m gonna be my doctor “OMG YOU HAVE A VIDEOGAME ADDICTION RUclips IS TOTALLY A VIDEOGAME AND ISNT A STREAMING SERVICE OR ANYTHING”
@@TheDude420.69 yeah... I got told by someone older than me. Only by four years mind you. That if I listen to too much of this shi* that I'll start acting autistic.
I only watch your videos occasionally, but when I do I always find them to be quite extraordinary. They are relaxing, entertaining and humorous all at once plus you've got the patience to go on for over an hour.
2:47 POV: the teacher after yelling at the class
So glad you mentioned Thief: The Dark Project. One of my all time favorite games.
“Avengers endgame is smashing box offices all over the world”
ER: Hold my rubber chicken.
Hold my half rack of ribs
May this go down in history as another legendary video from rift.
The fact that this was not named ‘Sleep for the Sleepless 2: Electric Boogaloo’ is what’s keeping me up at night.
I dont know why, but I still, even now, return to this video when its 12 in the morning and I have tried everything to fall asleep and just cant. This singular video gets the job done when I'm out of luck every time..I dont know what you did with this but thank you. Honestly
"That was sleep, he said he would be arriving soon"
That's the best thing I've ever heard
ER: "Good evening... Or Good morning"
Me at 4am watching to this video: 😱
I find this comment at 4:32 am and I have not seen a more relatable comment in my life
Cavey it is 3:51 in the morning, so it’s close enough for me to find this relatable 😅
I gotta wait a bit, it's only 2:18. I was up all night writing, oops.
Me at 5+ am
Cavey / Riftinspace 4:42 is my time.
With your hair and beard combo, you'd be perfect for a Joseph Seed roleplay from Far Cry 5, perhaps in the bunker with him at the end or add some effect to replicate the bliss. As always much love Rift
Omg yes
Yeah
Oh God yes
Every video from now on we must ask for a joespeh seed video farcry fans unite!!!!
Damn I just essentially reposted this :(
You’re my favorite ASMRtist! I’ll never get tired of saying it👏🏽
I randomly skipped to 31:16 while browsing through and that got a chuckle out of me to be honest lmao.
You were talking with Sleep on the phone and they have a partner? Who is it - death? Lol
Sleep is the cousin of death.
Alejandra Magallanes Sleeps brother is Dreams. Get it right. His cousin is Death (once removed) and his father is Time. His son is Naps.
Oathbreaker dang bro
Oathbreaker woke
Probably that partner must be my alarm,cause i wanna stay with Sleep DEFINETELY
Sleep for the sleepless 3: Sleep game
Sleep for sleepless 4: Far from dreaming
Sleep for the Sleepless 5: Guardian of the Tingles
Sleepers: Age of Alarm
Sleep for the sleepless 1
Sleep for the sleepless 2: Age of Sleeping
Sleep for the sleepless 3: Sleep War
Sleep for the sleepless 4: Sleep Game
BIK3 F0R LIF3
Hold my Beer
Incredible Sleep
Sleeping Man
Sleeping Man 2
Sleep - the first tingles
Sleep-or
The Sleepers
Sleeping Man 3
Sleep-or the Tingle World
Sleep - The winter sleeper
Guardians of the tingles
The Sleepers - Age of Tingles
Ant-Sleep
Sleep - Civil Tingles
Doctor Sleep
Guardians of the Tingles Vol 2
Sleeper-Man Tingle-coming
Sleep-or Ragnarok
Tingle Panther
The Sleepers - Tingle War
Ant-Sleep & The Tingler
Captain Tingle-Sleeper
The Sleepers - Tingle Game
Sleeper-Man Far From Tingles
The Nitrile gloves and hand drill were intensely satisfying additions to your gear.
This man is expert level ASMRtist! Holy cow. I'm not one for stepping out of my comfort zone but I did with him and my God I'm so glad I did!
I was scared when you extended your hand to me (I mean to the screen), but then you managed to calm me down and I fell asleep. I literally felt like a wild stray cat being tamed by a good person. It's a very cool experience! Thank you for helping me sleep!
You are like amsr magician. I am learning a lot while watching your asmr video. I am a Korean asmr creator. It is an honor to meet you.❤️❤️
Rift: how’s the partner?
Me: burning in hell
Rift: O H T H A T’S G R E A T
H, E double hockey sticks 😬😏
@@Pr0xyGames hey you better stop! I'll tell, don't think I won't
Re-L Mayer dude don’t say heck that’s mean
Hell, you can’t stop me
Welcome to hell it’s filled with creepy ass motherfuckers
Wow... sleep for the sleepless was the first ever ASMR video i actually enjoyed. I remember the night I was laying in bed looking for something to do when that video popped up in my recommended. I thought to myself "I'll give ASMR one more chance." That night was the night that started my obsession with ASMR. Thanks Uncle E.
I really like it when the video has a dark background like this one does. Some of the other ER videos have such a bright background, the light keeps me awake!
I fell asleep with this video and I slept all the night with headphones on and woke up with the alarm in my ears 😂
Yo ER I love you are are the best!!!! Will you do the beverage man next please??
Edit: OMG thanks everybody!!!!
Lily Roark, YESSS
Yes! Ephemeral rift, hydrate me.
I would definitely love a Dr. Pep. Father just needs to make yet another clone
@@huntergames4860 u made me thirsty godamn it
Still the greatest content creator of all time
I’ve always wanted to have Rasputin ASMR me to sleep. Thank you.
The pen writing on cork, or any form of interaction with cork for that matter, always equals instant tingles for me.
Hands down. Seen a couple videos so far. They need to put you in movies
Can we appreciate the time the author took to create this usefull video, just to help us sleep.
Asmr version of endgame
Noooo
Jesus Christ its Jesus christ
Wait a second
Weren't you Karl Marx like a month ago?
Oh shit does he die at the end
Endermage77 it’s the same thing
Hey ephemeral rift, I have a suggestion for an upcoming video.
A ww2 u.s. soldier or u.s. medic.
Just my personal opinion.
solid comics, I agree with this idea.
*remembers letters from the apocalypse and how he would read viewer submissions like they were letters he found or diary entries*
Frick yes
I think rift more like soviets
Why U.S?
Mr. Rift, you are a saint. This help ole Mr. Big get tucked in just right.
I was getting tired of those propane hissing ASMR sleep videos...
You're still my king of ASMR. I've been watching your videos almost from the beginning and I keep coming back to them, because you are one of the most creative asmrtists out there, plus you have a deep understanding of what asmr really is about, compared to so many other people that feel the need to overload their videos with an aweful lot of unnecessary fancy stuff. To me, you're the man!
Rift:Now,how long have you had trouble sleeping?
Me: . . .
Rift: . . .
Me: . . .
Rift: . . . o k a y
I have important homework due but I’m going to watch rift instead
Same
Gavin Thomas How’d it go?
2:23
That was...
Me in my head: EPIC
ER: sleep.
Me: "Dad, you're not funny"
Dad: "The Sleepquel"
ER is easily my favorite ASMR creator purely because he has everything. Sleep ASMR? We got it. Original characters? Yep.
Guess who’s back, back again, sleepless is back, tell a friend
Guess whos back x6
But I don’t wanna be sleepless :(
He protec
He attac
Most importantly he give me sleep back
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No one:
Not even his phone:
ER: "just a moment, its my phone"
This man...
Is a hero
No ads
He is a legend
the phone call at the beginning made me want to create/base characters inspired by things like sleep, anxiety, relaxation, etc.!
Your whispers at the beginning are perfect. Soft and gentle.
Also I oddly want to braid your beard.
ArwenLeigh damn it why did you say that 😂 now I want to braid his beard too
Yeah me to- fuck that shit u mad women
Such a relaxing voice. His voice alone gives me all the tingles. The extra sounds are icing. 🤤
The most anticipated sequel in years
you have this weirdly chaotic friendly energy and you're just a bit unhinged I'm living for it
I think this man just unlocked my dormant desire to listen to a rubber chicken
The first one is the first video I ever saw of his and is still one of my favorites