@@rivetthescree I lolled. I lolled up and I lolled down, I lolled sideways and all around, I lolled inside and a outside too, kind stranger I thank you!
As someone not from America, it's kinda cool and crazy how many different fast food chains you guys have, it's really fun to see all the different ones lol
It gets even more crazy, since Rift lives in one particular state, and there are dozens and dozens that aren't available in his area, but are just as famous in the US, like Jack in the Box or In N' Out. Some are easily a thousand miles away, and he'll only make a video with them if he travels to the very specific states or cities that those chains are in.
This is actual good eating ASMR. It has a plot, it has other sounds that are great on the ears. You don’t mercilessly throw your food down your throat. You eat respectfully and you give one hella good ASMR video. You’re definitely a diamond in the rough. EDIT: I used the term ‘diamond in the rough’ however due to a lot of people saying it’s the wrong term, I believe it’s better to describe him as either a hidden gem or just a really good ASMRtist
Tufford Exactly. The term “diamond in the rough” means something with the potential to be great, but to be actually great, it needs to be polished and refined. The society we know today has made the term “diamond in the rough”, describing something as a good thing out of a lot of bad things.
Imagine being a cashier at McDonald’s and a dude in a black jacket already carrying food from every fast food place in town approaches you and whispers to you asking if you want to try his fast food.
Imagine............if you will, bring a cashier working in McDonald’s and a guy in a black jacket comes up to you and whispers this exact order. Can I get a number 9 large, a number 6 extra dip, a number 7 ,2 number 45s one with cheese, and a large coke...pst and two bottles of water.
When the video starts with "Imagine....if you will", you know you are in for a treat. The next time you are doing a "Man" video, you should have a longer pause between "imagine" and "if you will". And a longer pause the next video, etc. So after a while the pauses will be ridiculously long. That would make my day. =D
I'm severely balding at 29. Meanwhile, you look like the frontman for a melodic Swedish death metal band/Jesus. Props, man. Genetic lottery, you handsome bastard.
😭 I would die a little if I went bald bc it looks horrible on me. I look like a chemo patient that was just liberated from a concentration camp when I shave my head.
I’ve watched a lot of Asmr channels but this one has caught my attention. I realized that this Asmr didn’t hurt my ears and give me a headache and actually helped me sleep, and how he gently taps his items instead of rapidly tapping them. It made me feel calm in a sense. But now I’m hungry for Taco Bell and McDonald’s
This is one of those videos where I don’t know whether to fall into a peaceful sleep to it or watch it with utmost enjoyment for its entire duration. Perhaps both.
I love how he keeps the "you can call me joke" fresh almost every video, its not necessarily going to make me die of laughter but in a world were keeping their humor fresh, its really nice.
ER: They even banned, nothing. *Me, later eating my fast food at home* Police: *Knock knock* What are you doing!? Me: Uhhhhh...nothing. Police: Wait, that’s illegal.
I am fully expecting one of these "men" to get cut off halfway through his little shpeel bc the viewer's heard it at least 10 times before at this point😆
@@toxicmasculinity3976 hey man I think its ok if its just 1 emoji he used it respectively I mean if I called you internet bottom feeding idiot you would be kinda upset right?
Dear E.R Please, our society needs your "Ice-cream Man" Btw, i found your channel last year, but i still wonder with your ASMR's lore. I think you do it really well. Thank you for your work! Greetings from Russia. Sorry for bad english, don't blame me so much :)
Person who doesn't have English as their first language: "sorry for bad English." *Everything they wrote was perfect* Person who has English as their first language: *has at least 2-3 grammatical and/or spelling errors in what they wrote*
So basically, he's a time traveller and all his other "clones" are just other instances of him coming to the time period with different things. He did ask for the century.
@@NateTDOM Where I live, we have 24 hour fast food places. They are really great for me because I usually wake up at 3am lol. (but they are shutting down because of the quarantine so 😕 )
Oh yeah you're a cool guy, yeah yeah I remember seeing you...can't remember when, you delivered food to my neighbor's house? I mean I don't really know you that well but that's cool. I'm friends with the Slow Food Man and Medium Pace Food Man. They come over often but sometimes they're late. Stay safe out there!
What happens when Professor Clemmens finds out about the Man and his clones?? We need a video in the future entitled, 'Professor Clemmens Interrogates you About the Man' or something like that
Fast food is still open everywhere here, but only drive-thru and carryout deliveries. He probably didn't have to struggle to find these. Food service isn't lumped in with "non-essential" business
I can't understand how such a gem of creativity like ER could possibly shine in today's online social standards of "what makes good content that gets views". He has such a mind that could never be replaced or replicated. Live long Ephemeral Rift.
By the heavens above! You actually recreated the chick-fil-a nuggets and potatoes spoken of only in story. From what I understand the region I live in of what was once the USA was home to a small city where chick-fil-a was the most popular fast food restaurant. For years I dreamed of tasting these deep fried pieces of poultry and the crispy salt covered potato slices. You my dear man have helped me achieve my dream!
My dude, why would you go back to 2020? Of all the years? Frankly I’m impressed you made it back to your (relatively more pleasant) post apocalyptic world in one piece.
Fast food Man: so what’ll it be? Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
ER’s Wife “I’m back, and I decided to get a snack on the way back from my friend’s house!” ER “Alright, let me just set up the microphone, and cameras, then I’ll get it.”
I just gotta say that I’m super glad to find your channel. This is the only channel I have found that isn’t somewhat erotic, this is just honest and very much needed relaxing/anti anxiety ASMR. Thank you so much for making a channel that I and many many other people can enjoy without feeling like it’s forcing romance. It’s a dude with a tight beard talking in a relaxing tone. Thank you. This helps me and many other people with anxiety and sleep.
Sam Townend imagine thinking I live in USA, I mean I do but so what I know we’re not the only country. But I’m sure u can still make a burger or go get one tho ok I know not always, I’m American so obviously I’m gonna think about my country first
ER: You guys want anything while I'm out buying groceries? Son: Can you get me some Chick-fil-A? McDonald's or Burger King though is fine if you're closer to any. ER: Yes.
E.R: “But you, You my new found friend can call me...” Me: oooh whats it gonna be this timeee E.R: “Whenever you need *fast food* Me: ahh good one E.R never gets old
How weird is it that I was scrolling through the comments and I started reading this and I realized my brain was synced with what he was saying and I was at the exact part then you ruined the joke 😔
It came out just a few minutes ago, and I've watched it a couple times already. I must say, it's pretty cool of the guy to bring a fly on the wall like me so much **good** food. Maybe this entity will come visit me again; after all, we both have all the time in the world.
I always thought I needed a female voice, because of I've listened to male asmr artists but never clicked, but I was so wrong, lol, also love your mic.... Ones mic plays such an important factor in frequency, anyway found my new favorite 😂😂
McDonalds employee: "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
E.R: *whispers* "Imagine, if you will..."
haha
Haha
Haha
Haha
Imagine if you will where people didn’t copy other people
My dad always said “you’re gonna do great things someday” and here I am watching a man tenderly scratch the shell of a taco
Man this comment is so underrated
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMFAO
He’s right
lmao man so true
he was clearly right
Why does his Big Mac look like the advertisements but every time I get one it looks like it just went through the Vietnam war
Your not wrong same
He probably spruced up his food items a little for the video.
Omg right haha
answer: cgi (maybe)
Garfielf if it was cgi he couldn’t eat it
ER has only two moods:
"Hello/Good Evening, I hope you are doing well."
or
"Imagine if you will-"
You forgot, "good now!" That's the intellectual way of greeting people.
@@vivekbarchha "How the fuck are you?" caught me off guard.
Kyle Hyde what video did he say that?
@@Thebongosusetobethicc I think it was either the heavy metal doctor or manly asmr.
@@Thebongosusetobethicc it was doctor thrashers asmr for metal heads
ER: brings food home from different fast food places
ER family: is that for us?
ER: nope
Metal two face 99 LOL he most likely brings some for his children too but it’s a funny thought
😆
Guapos tacos and a medium fry
@@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 "how to make half a million crave for fast food in 1 hour."
That joke made me exhale heavily
This NEEDS a sequel, I have come back to this so many times. I swear I can actually smell the food
Yeah we need a second
Waiting patiently for the return of the Fast Food Man…
ER keeps finding more and more inventive ways to eat his lunch on camera.
Nice
Indeed!
He has a oddly yet fantastic way to turn sometime so simple and creates it into something really complex or original.
I mean this was pretty low hanging fruit but yeah
Hey if it's stupid but it works it's not stupid that's what I always say 👍😆
@@lordNODNARB-xv5et fair point
Surely the Toilet Paper man is next
Table , nah because he won’t be able to get the props for it
toilet paper sucks anyway. we need wet wipes man
Hahahahahahahaha
@Justin Just saying... What is 1 out of 700 000+ subscribers?
Justin are you sure
I like to imagine the fact that this guy is probably a totally normal dude in the daytime, and at night when everybody is sleeping, he becomes E.R.
fact?
He’s the Batman everyone likes because he ain’t recycled and remixed every 3 years
@@bocobipbrookiebradgaming7838 he's just good ol rift
He becomes ME!
Batman be like
Everyone one of these he makes the pause between "imagine" and "if you will" needs to get longer.
At this rate, its only a matter of time before we get the imagine man, and the if you will man
@@rivetthescree I lolled. I lolled up and I lolled down, I lolled sideways and all around, I lolled inside and a outside too, kind stranger I thank you!
Have you just spent the time to measure it or you just givin a ballpark.
@@rivetthescree mans already got this idea and you know it
@@nicolaziggiotto6172 I'm getting some strong flashbacks of kindergarten with that dr suess action. I appreciate it m8
I hope everything is well with you and the family in these troubling times E.R. you're doing amazing work.
This
@@cefb8923 that
What happened to him and his family
@@yhy-1558 nothing that we know of, he's talking about covid-19
@@yhy-1558 Pandemic is happening to the world.
As someone not from America, it's kinda cool and crazy how many different fast food chains you guys have, it's really fun to see all the different ones lol
It’d be weird not having so much variety and choices
It gets even more crazy, since Rift lives in one particular state, and there are dozens and dozens that aren't available in his area, but are just as famous in the US, like Jack in the Box or In N' Out. Some are easily a thousand miles away, and he'll only make a video with them if he travels to the very specific states or cities that those chains are in.
And these are just 6 of them
This is actual good eating ASMR. It has a plot, it has other sounds that are great on the ears. You don’t mercilessly throw your food down your throat. You eat respectfully and you give one hella good ASMR video. You’re definitely a diamond in the rough. EDIT: I used the term ‘diamond in the rough’ however due to a lot of people saying it’s the wrong term, I believe it’s better to describe him as either a hidden gem or just a really good ASMRtist
I expected to see comments like this one. I m glad I wasn't the only one to think how wonderful he's doing is mukbang video
even me
Tufford Exactly. The term “diamond in the rough” means something with the potential to be great, but to be actually great, it needs to be polished and refined. The society we know today has made the term “diamond in the rough”, describing something as a good thing out of a lot of bad things.
@@dineon3623 ER is a "hidden gem". I think people get confused because diamonds are gems
Does this mean ER can get me a magic lamp?
The “Man” monologue at the beginning of each of these videos is legendary at this point.
Ooooh Yea diamantes
De lunes a domingo voy todo viciado
Picando y picando no encuentro nada
“Dad can we please eat now?”
*ER gripping the Arby’s sandwich while explaining the entire Arby’s backstory* “you must wait”
"imagine if you will" should be the start of everyone of his videos...
He'd be a smartass with it. He would probably make a few videos as normal then begin the next one with "Imagine, if you will" followed by zero talking
U confuse me ur name is 0-62 But ur pic is fixer
And then some random kid is like ooh give me one just one pls. Five seconds later can I have one more?
Isn’t that how the twilight zone started?
@@shipmastershadowofintent5249 y e s
Me throughout the video: “you’re not hungry. you’re just bored. you’re not hungry. you’re just bored. it’s almost 12am...”
I feel you
4am
@SANS______ cereal
6am and I caved
It's 2am now ffs.
23:20 "One could argue.. that the barbeque sauce... might be better.. than the ketchup..."
Words of wisdom
That one is me
Lmao I clicked on the time stamp just to see if he really said it-
Almost liked your comment but didn’t wanna ruin the 69
@@walkingnapkin4018haha
Imagine being a cashier at a fast food restaurant and a dude in a black jacket comes up to you whispering his order 😅
tOwOxic lol even better
Imagine being a cashier at McDonald’s and a dude in a black jacket already carrying food from every fast food place in town approaches you and whispers to you asking if you want to try his fast food.
Imagine being a cashier at McDonald's and dude wearing a black jacket and Cthulhu mask walks up and whispers his order
Imagine............if you will, bring a cashier working in McDonald’s and a guy in a black jacket comes up to you and whispers this exact order. Can I get a number 9 large, a number 6 extra dip, a number 7 ,2 number 45s one with cheese, and a large coke...pst and two bottles of water.
@@eversorassassin5432 I used to work at wendys and i once had a dude have me put in his order name as cthulhu
Me: * see’s waffle fries *
ER: * calls them potato wedges *
Me: *cries*
100subs with no vids are you having a stroke ?
Hello there
100subs with no vids and if you used proper grammar, maybe someone would respect your opinion.
Shoto Todoroki general kenobi
TheShady Knight you are a bold one
ER family: we dont remember the last time we ate
ER: Imagine, if you will
They gotta buy from they own pops
Eu vi aqui pra falar pra vc que vc é muito é corno
Food is banned under the NWO in the rift house
Did... did you say family?
🤣🤣🤣
I swear no ASMRtist is as creative or compelling as Ephemeral Rift.
so true
For men, yes he the best I found so far. Goodnight moon is my favorite female ASMR artist tho. She’s just as good of not better.
I found him just after quarantine started and now I'm running out of videos to watch 😬
What about ASMR Ryan and Amy Kay? I like them, too but... not as good as ER but ASMR Ryan like rivals ER kinda.
Y’all are sleeping on Dr. T.
Day 15 of trying to convince Ephemeral Rift to do a Gandalf the Grey ASMR Video
I second this!!! 💫🔮
@@thecabinwitch6689 I third this.
You shall not pass 👉🧙♂️
Not long enough bread
@@sunssimpsforvtubers5876 😁
ER: Oh no, I'm craving for fast food but how am I gonna tell my wife?
Fast food man: Bonjour...
I am the spy
When the video starts with "Imagine....if you will", you know you are in for a treat. The next time you are doing a "Man" video, you should have a longer pause between "imagine" and "if you will". And a longer pause the next video, etc. So after a while the pauses will be ridiculously long. That would make my day. =D
I think this is a great idea.
Most ASMRtists: whispers into the mic
ER: f a s t f o o d m a n
ER: Comunism ASMR
I respect that your picture is coryxkinshin
also...
MAKE SURE TO S-S-S-SAMORI SLICE THAT LIKE BUTTON
eyy
@@jonahbell9464 been doing it for years
Your pfp is awesome 😌💚
@@jonahbell9464 facts !
Can i just mention how clean he chews...?
Like, almost no lip smacking and/or loud chewing with mouth open? just a man genuinely enjoying his food...
I'm severely balding at 29. Meanwhile, you look like the frontman for a melodic Swedish death metal band/Jesus. Props, man. Genetic lottery, you handsome bastard.
😭 I would die a little if I went bald bc it looks horrible on me. I look like a chemo patient that was just liberated from a concentration camp when I shave my head.
Unfortunately 1/3 men by the age of 30 will have experienced some degree of hairloss
Shave it or get a really close cut, that's what most guys do nowadays and so it's actually in style...
I'm going bald at 18, count yourself lucky man
Ey ER was bald 5 years ago
Maybe ER is trying to tell us something through all his “post apocalyptic” videos
I mean he did say he had a time machine
there is definitely a bigger story running in the background
2020 it's your turn
Hes telling us to imagine, if we will.
*2020
Me: **softly* ...don't...
I’ve watched a lot of Asmr channels but this one has caught my attention. I realized that this Asmr didn’t hurt my ears and give me a headache and actually helped me sleep, and how he gently taps his items instead of rapidly tapping them. It made me feel calm in a sense. But now I’m hungry for Taco Bell and McDonald’s
This is one of those videos where I don’t know whether to fall into a peaceful sleep to it or watch it with utmost enjoyment for its entire duration. Perhaps both.
Okay Vince Lestrade
I love how he keeps the "you can call me joke" fresh almost every video, its not necessarily going to make me die of laughter but in a world were keeping their humor fresh, its really nice.
I’m not hungry, I’m not hungry, I’m not hungry-
*so I’m eating cheezits at 3am*
Ever had the extra crispy Chez-its? I would kill for a fresh-opened bag
jestre no. It really isn’t a mood
jestre no. And eating at a certain time doesn’t make it a mood.
@@Pasteurizedcheese They're saying it's relatable. Don't have to be such a jackass and ruin it.
I Purposely Don't Get The Joke didn’t ask
ER: They even banned, nothing.
*Me, later eating my fast food at home*
Police: *Knock knock* What are you doing!?
Me: Uhhhhh...nothing.
Police: Wait, that’s illegal.
Police: *Knock knock* What are you doing!?
Me: *s o m e t h i n g*
XMarksTheSpot I tried that... Any chance you have $250,000 for bail?
@@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 Damn, thats alot of cash.. Ill go ask my friend
XMarksTheSpot Thank you
@@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 Hey, i thought I had $250,000 but I only have $2.69 and a pack of 10 chicken nuggets. Sorry.
Son: What is Dad doing with our dinner?
Mom: He’s doing that THING again..
Ethanxtreme Gameplays ecks dee
@@fretful7044 no
Ethanxtreme Gameplays bruh
His son was in at least 2 videos so I don't think they are concerned
I love how subtle these asmr sounds are at the beginning. The jacket. The movements. Good stuff. Thank you.
who else think he was so smooth by saying "they call me the fast food man, but you can call me when you need fast food"
I chuckled
@buttz krieg I strongly exhaled through my nostrils
Sounds like my favorite food delivery service; Favor!
Well that's been in every the *Insert thing here* man video so
Smooth like butter
Chick-fil-A workers : ah this will satisfy the needs of hunger
ER : ah this will satisfy the needs of tapping on a potato wedge
22:20
@@hoodie4266 me to lmao
They’re waffle fries. A potato wedge is shaped like, uhhh what is it? A wedge?
This man has the ability to time travel and could escape the slave hell that he lives in but instead decides to bring us fast food.
A true hero.
Me: "Yeah, fast food man...ill take the McRib please."
Fast food man: "we currently aren't offering the McRib...sorry."
Nick Wessels and no milkshakes either 😆
**the 5th time meeting with him**
Me: "ok man let me get a-..."
Him: "Imagine........ if you will...."
Me: 😪
Emoji using idiot.
TOXIC MASCULINITY non emoji using idiot 🗡😅😅😇😍😚🤪🤩🤩😔😣😢🤬😱🤗😶
I am fully expecting one of these "men" to get cut off halfway through his little shpeel bc the viewer's heard it at least 10 times before at this point😆
At least you get a free nap with all of your fast food, lol
@@toxicmasculinity3976 hey man I think its ok if its just 1 emoji he used it respectively I mean if I called you internet bottom feeding idiot you would be kinda upset right?
mom: what are you doing?
me: protecting the precious curly fries
Dear E.R
Please, our society needs your "Ice-cream Man"
Btw, i found your channel last year, but i still wonder with your ASMR's lore. I think you do it really well. Thank you for your work!
Greetings from Russia.
Sorry for bad english, don't blame me so much :)
Urah comrade
@@eversorassassin5432 what do you think of the panzer?
It feels like when ever someone puts "sorry for my bad English" at the end of their comment, their comment is near perfect grammar lmao. Also agreed
Person who doesn't have English as their first language: "sorry for bad English." *Everything they wrote was perfect*
Person who has English as their first language: *has at least 2-3 grammatical and/or spelling errors in what they wrote*
lol the person above you has their profile picture as rhe Communist banner
The existence of a Fast Food Man that deals with Taco Bell calls for the appearance of an "Authentic Mexican Food Hombre" in the Riftverse.
“The Taco Hombre”
All mexican food tastes like shitty taco bell but all taco bell tastes like shitty mexican food
Quinnafred r
Extra dimensional elote man
Quinnafred wtf r u talking about? Mexican food is not shitty u must be messed up in the head
Imagine if there’s actually someone behind the camera just eating all the food given to us
So basically, he's a time traveller and all his other "clones" are just other instances of him coming to the time period with different things. He did ask for the century.
Me at 3am : "you got the goods?"
Food delivery : "That will be $10.25 also I hate you"
I mean... they chose the 3am shift....
@@nightynight1724 on god 🤣💯
What fast food place is open at 3am tho?
@@NateTDOM Where I live, we have 24 hour fast food places. They are really great for me because I usually wake up at 3am lol. (but they are shutting down because of the quarantine so 😕 )
@@diggiepigeoneer6543 this quarantine is effecting everyone :(
“I went back to 2020 to get these recipes” so that’s why you look familiar you mugged me in the Burger King parking lot and stole my burger
Look in the bright side, now you're descendents can enjoy Burger King.
no that was me he mugged someone else
@@davin7907 I have a family of 1 to feed myself
Docter: asmr gandalf cant hurt you
Asmr gandalf:
Doctor
@@curiosity7106 ok bruh
@@curiosity7106 I whould say shut up for correcting someone's grammar but who in the living fuck says "docter
@@yeest3310 sry i speak dutch and in dutch doctor is docter
@Jonathan me bitch
Oh yeah you're a cool guy, yeah yeah I remember seeing you...can't remember when, you delivered food to my neighbor's house? I mean I don't really know you that well but that's cool. I'm friends with the Slow Food Man and Medium Pace Food Man. They come over often but sometimes they're late. Stay safe out there!
No..
Oh ok No
No. your avatar is terrifying lol!
Wait are you the Medium Pace Food Man? He said the same thing about me...
Am I high rn
Mom dad's a wizard again talking to a camera and eating his lunch
38:15 "how bout one more bite?"
*proceeds to shove half the taco in his mouth* 🤣
Me
In his defense, it WAS 1 bite.
Comically large mouth. You wouldn’t have understood four months ago but perhaps now you will.
@@brileykick1598 wait what the fuck...was this a meme a month ago?
“I’ll give the bigger half to you”. After the video: imma eat this biscuit
Ill eat your biscuit
buttz krieg Nooooooo
aaaaaaahhhhhAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
buttz krieg ill eat you, biscuit
@ChilledPanda because everything is funnier during sleep deprivation.
6:34 i love how he says "that century" like hes prepared for people in future centuries to watch this
What happens when Professor Clemmens finds out about the Man and his clones?? We need a video in the future entitled, 'Professor Clemmens Interrogates you About the Man' or something like that
People : Stuck at home and can't eat fast food due to Quarantine
ER : Aight imma make them feel B A D
he was probably stockpiling these
Fast food is still open everywhere here, but only drive-thru and carryout deliveries. He probably didn't have to struggle to find these. Food service isn't lumped in with "non-essential" business
Exactly my taught
@@celticfox not in England
@@quay8561 luckily ER isn't in England
I can't understand how such a gem of creativity like ER could possibly shine in today's online social standards of "what makes good content that gets views". He has such a mind that could never be replaced or replicated. Live long Ephemeral Rift.
By the heavens above! You actually recreated the chick-fil-a nuggets and potatoes spoken of only in story. From what I understand the region I live in of what was once the USA was home to a small city where chick-fil-a was the most popular fast food restaurant. For years I dreamed of tasting these deep fried pieces of poultry and the crispy salt covered potato slices. You my dear man have helped me achieve my dream!
"they banned video games": *i sleep*
"they banned toilet papers": *real shit*
Quite literally lmao. Or should I say, laughing my mask off lol
Hot Damn that's an old format
My brains see's this: oh how the turn tables
58:44 the most CLEANEST Big Mac seen in my life! When I order it, it's always like a Range Rover cooked them
Make another kindnapping asmr !! I really enjoyed the first one, it’s pretty old now though so maybe you should do a sequel or smth! :))
Kind-napping. Not kid-napping.
Toxic Watermelonz yes that is what I said :)
I heard The hand sanitizer man is in his prime right now
The most unbelievable thing he said was how he traveled back to 2020. No one would choose to do that....
me who's having local mc donalds,kfcs and fast food stores closing down: *it all makes sense now*
No it damm well dosent
@@DaIlasM what?
@@DaIlasM Wat? ._.
Shadow gamer 987 huh?
Prajawal Gurung drive thrus and carry outs are still open but ok
10:40 Potato wedges? Homie thems is waffle fries.
Good catch, Onion Rings
Dalton Fugate you mean onion circles SMH
He's been through many rifts and dimensions, his mind has mistaken the two terms from all the adventures
Nigga,You don't know that unless you've lived CENTURIES.
@@Moniker08 you better be able to say that.
My dude, why would you go back to 2020? Of all the years? Frankly I’m impressed you made it back to your (relatively more pleasant) post apocalyptic world in one piece.
“People call me... the fast food man”
Big smoke: *WHOMST HAS AWAKENED THE ANCIENT ONE*
OOOOOOOH NO HE HAS.
2 GLOCK 9s and a TEC-45
whomst've hath awakened the *R O U N D* ONE
@@berlin_42 Mortal kombat music in the background
The fact I’m in the wrong house intensifies
Fast food Man: so what’ll it be?
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Carl, what do you want? You have to eat to keep the strength up, man!
D E T E R M I N A T I O N
@@paulybeatz3688 I'll take a numba nine... *fat boy.*
@@berlin_42 give me a number 9 just like his
Whats this meme from? Im seeing it everywhere in this comment section
"Imagine, if you will." "Picture it: Sicily, 1914," lol!!
It’s sad that nobody gets this
@@chxzse hey some people still watch golden girls
Ah yes, a new man. But I feel like this was his cheat day so he just went all out.
That One Sentient Bagel best be greatful he didnt have a hankering for bagels
Random question but are you on furry amino? I recognise the profile picture and was wondering if it was you ^^
Luv Peachii a what?
@@vewitched5288 furry
@@vewitched5288 amino
I like it how he turns his mistakes into part of the narrative, really adds some depth to the video.
The beginning of 2020 and the end of 2020 feel like to completely different years
…because the end is the beginning of 2021. (I agree.)
Is it wrong that i would’ve eaten everything showcased by myself? Please tell me im not alone...
You are not alone my brother
You are never alone
Mood.
I would kill for it. Nobody can stop me anyways!
You wouldn't be alone in my case if China hadn't given us the Black Plague 2: F**k The Planet Boogaloo
ER’s Wife “I’m back, and I decided to get a snack on the way back from my friend’s house!”
ER “Alright, let me just set up the microphone, and cameras, then I’ll get it.”
He always has the cameras set up.
ER looks like the kinda of guy who's more powerful than the protagonist but helps anyway because he's cool and wants to train him
I just gotta say that I’m super glad to find your channel. This is the only channel I have found that isn’t somewhat erotic, this is just honest and very much needed relaxing/anti anxiety ASMR. Thank you so much for making a channel that I and many many other people can enjoy without feeling like it’s forcing romance. It’s a dude with a tight beard talking in a relaxing tone. Thank you. This helps me and many other people with anxiety and sleep.
He is such a kindhearted man, he even wanted to share with us 🥺❤️ Wish you all the best ❤️
😧
I like the idea of every fast food place just funneling all of their recipes and secrets into one person
Talking to you is like-
Im not gonna lie, this has a great storyline and lore for an ASMR channel.
When this quarantine is over, I’m going to get a Burger.
You can get a burger now but it's drive through only
Dearestterror 52 thank you people really don’t have brains do they.
@@BombsNBread All restaurants including fast food are closed here in the UK. The USA is not the only country
Sam Townend imagine thinking I live in USA, I mean I do but so what I know we’re not the only country. But I’m sure u can still make a burger or go get one tho ok I know not always, I’m American so obviously I’m gonna think about my country first
@@BombsNBread ironic
When he said that kfc got shut down I completely forgot it was a role play
What do u mean, it’s currently been shut down for over a century
Aang no more kfc
Would never be allowed. The riots that followed would topple governments.
@@hendrik6720 D
@@hendrik6720 We should be toppling them all NOW!
ER: You guys want anything while I'm out buying groceries?
Son: Can you get me some Chick-fil-A? McDonald's or Burger King though is fine if you're closer to any.
ER: Yes.
ER: *calls something that looks like bread, a biscuit*
Me, a Brit: what
K Feeley I feel you on that one brother
@Master Gaming as an American I agree with you. Perspective shapes reality.
Master Gaming
well that's our biscuit lol
What do we call your biscuits. I'm American
@@xinsven scones or cookies for the most part.
Your telling me this man isn’t the most popular ASMRtist? Is everyone high?
Yes
Well if everyone is high, then no one is high. But they still need to sub to ER
Kirbo The Wirbo oh so true
No we are drunk
Yes
E.R: “But you, You my new found friend can call me...”
Me: oooh whats it gonna be this timeee
E.R: “Whenever you need *fast food*
Me: ahh good one E.R never gets old
Ah, goddammit E.R you charming bastard you.
How weird is it that I was scrolling through the comments and I started reading this and I realized my brain was synced with what he was saying and I was at the exact part then you ruined the joke 😔
Snack Man: I can't really sell real onion rings. They wouldn't keep well.
Fast Food Man: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.
Pro time travler move. Through time and space.
It came out just a few minutes ago, and I've watched it a couple times already. I must say, it's pretty cool of the guy to bring a fly on the wall like me so much **good** food. Maybe this entity will come visit me again; after all, we both have all the time in the world.
I got a weight-loss ad before this.
Lol
haha
🤣🤣😂👍
24:45 as a person who lost the tingles a while ago this brings back the good old days.
Nobody:
Ephemeral Rift: want to listen to my bag
me: watching him eat.
also me: mouth hanging half open and drooling
No mukbanger will be as clean as this man.
Me: eats burger in less than 5 mins
Him: eats his burger for a damn hour
💀😂
Yeah, a burger lasting 5 minutes for me would be a stretch too!
Thx so much ER this vid made me sleep for 12 hrs straight
Holy crap thats half a day
@@Killerofpeely ikr I couldn’t believe it
"They banned everything, including nothing"
Owner of the nothing shop: "Well sh-"
I always thought I needed a female voice, because of I've listened to male asmr artists but never clicked, but I was so wrong, lol, also love your mic.... Ones mic plays such an important factor in frequency, anyway found my new favorite 😂😂
Lord hood: do you mind telling what you’re doing at fast food man’s house?
Master chief: sir finishing this *Big Mac*
Ah yes..never disturb John while he eats his well deserved Small Mac.
@@jenniferthatcher614 He really enjoys a good Mini Mac.
I was just thinking "I wonder if ER will do a fast food video?" and he posts this i think he may be a mind reader
Its Ya Boi Mason! If he reads minds and post videos about it then I’ll be waiting on the Big Booty Thots Twerking ASMR
Came for the asmr, stayed for the plot and the asmr
The most chilling video that I have ever watched