Cargo Delivery for The Relaxer | Death Stranding ASMR
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
- You deliver a cargo container for an individual known as The Relaxer.
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
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Sam, an order was just added to the terminal. This one is unique, you'll have to deliver a set of items to 'Sleep-Deepman'. A conesiour of relaxation, he plans on utilizing these items for the purposes of 'ASMR' an old world technique of calming one's self and others. The UCA is in a time of stress, Sam, we need him connected to the network if we plan on rebuilding America.
*e-mail added: Heartman: "ASMR and online stress relief"
Damn, well written.
-cut to sam passed out half way through/
this is the best short story i have ever read
Sleep-Deepman is super creative
If you've played the game, you just read this in his voice
Imagine Sam sitting there in silence, blank faced as The Relaxer goes on about this for 1 hour.
Knowing sam, he blacked out after 10 minutes and slept lmao
Totally in character. He'd back away everytime the dude moves his hands too.
(Rift 30 minuets in) REALAXATION
( sam scared that his hands are moving )
(BB) starts freaking out
Sam has got to be the most stoic game mc
Now *that’s* a Kojima cutscene
Er: Well look who it is, legend of the legends.
Me: reverse card
Guy from Finland I was ganna like your comment, but it had 69 likes so I resisted
@@w1z4rd99 😂
@dleifteH semaJ No u
Guy from Finland No u
@@captainobvious6779 no u
It's crazy impressive how Uncle E can integrate himself into literally any world and have it make sense.
Because your still thinking he his not in every reality?
That’s because unlike a lot of other asmr RUclipsrs, he does not make himself the main character, he is fine with being an NPC.
Send your calmest delivery boy:
No send your best calming delivery boy please
No send your calmingest mail boy
YOU ARE BY FAR THE BEST DELIVERY MAN to exist
LET'S gooooo RIFT
I think we're the delivery person...
Yeah, we are the delivery man.....
@Elliot Skinner Customer? lol
does he mean as in delivery of videos? Like he makes them in quantity with quality?
See’s crying stressed women on the sidewalk.
*Throws hand grenade*
Nice
What else would he do
I had to swim all the way from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean to deliver this.
But same day delivery is a feature of R'lyeh Prime.
Come a long way since Skyrim
Surely you could just send a few of the cultist lackeys instead that are always following you around?
@@endermage77 I could but that would be like saying do want the job done or do you want the job done to perfection?
Hey Kevin. How’s Dave doing? Also, how can I subscribe to that?
Uhluhtc liah lla
“Sam, thanks to the help of Sleep-Deepman and his relaxation methods in the Chiral Network, everyone across the UCA has been sleeping and unwinding a lot better. We even get less and less oxytocin delivery orders. But that’s not all, if you ever feel like catching a couple ZZZs out there while in the Chiral Network, you can tune in to Sleep-Deepman’s session to help you rest. It’ll make a half hour nap feel like 3 hours. Give it a try sometime.”
*PING PING PING*
“Sam, Deadman here. Upon further study into ASMR relaxation methods, Bridge Babies appear to be especially sensitive to this phenomenon. That means that as long as you’re in the Chiral Network, your BB’s pod will play Sleep-Deepman’s recordings to calm it down when stressed. Just rock it back and forth like you usually would and it’ll play an ASMR recording instead of the standard lullaby feature. Soon it’ll feel better in no time! Good luck out there!”
He could be in the actual game and wouldn't be out of place.
True
yes
We need a petition for this
EPHERMIAL RIFT DLC WHEN
I got caught up between the Rifts so that’s why I was late
Fair enough
Damn where did you end up bro?
Ross Anderson oh just the Key Salesman’s spaceship
Me too!
Just saw the toads from Mario do something and real toads flying
That damned blue shell..........
*Horrific Flashback*
Video start: "well look at this ! If it isn’t the legend of legend’s"
Me: *"Well that will be a great video !"*
"A highly sought after item, once belonging to professor clemons himself"-E
"Oh my god is it the cutting mat"-me
*pulls out cutting mat*
*crowd goes wild*
I want to imagine Sam is just stuck in this hour long cutscene and he’s just standing there with that neutral look on his face.
Us the player not wanting to skip because if we do we will miss that good world building.
"Good world building"
Last night I told my friends "If Uncle E. posts a Death Stranding roleplay, he is the GOAT!"
I was sent out to get candy and spam. I almost died. I was sent out .. to get CANDY. NOT SOMETHING USEFUL, LORD NO. CANDY 😂
Sure
You told your friends this? And called him Uncle E?
Yikes
...............goat?
@@pinedragon5398 oh c'mon, you never heard that one?
Greatest
Of
All
Time
Sums up death stranding as a whole really
like just for the name
Leaves out the stress of premium timed orders though... Most stressful part of the game
"Rift, we want you to go west."
I can just imagine Norman Reedus sitting there oddly confused and weirded out, but also curious. He's just replying with "uh huh...." every time you say something lol.
I went through like 6 babies to get these damn boxes here “next-day delivery” shipping you better give me 5 stars service rating
@Jordan Moore actually it's cool they aren't babys they are BB's
How you go through bbs?. Iv only had the one.
He means Bridge Babies or something
Amazed you actually went and did an asmr on this 😂 the game has a serious relax vibe when you’re just doing standard deliveries I could walk around for days 😍
Agreed. Weird how a game gets so much hate nowadays, for being different. 🤷♂️
@@samsherrington7423 i think that its just because people are used to games catering to low attention spans - short periods of exposition, followed by action action action for the next hour or so - i like death stranding because imo its more a "great journey" game than an action game (imo its sorta supposed to be watched like a movie rather than played in a traditional way) - it is to most videogames what the LoTR books are to LoTR: shadow of mordor
@@youareaspook5897 or like the telltale games i honestly love the games you are referencing in this comment but i also love death stranding its one of my favorite games
I _knew_ Rift would be all over Death Stranding once I figured out what it was.
Was half expecting someone to pop up and just say, “Sam.”
32:34
Haven't played Death Stranding, so I don't know if this is from the game or Rift's idea, but either way the idea of using timefall to age alcoholic drinks is brilliant.
it's from the game, they use timefall to grow weat very fast to make food and beer
@@stocchinet they couldve also used it for quick- repopulation - put those BBs out in the timefall for a quick second and youd have an adult that is reaching maturity
@@youareaspook5897 That sounds bad, people are not plants, trowing a baby into aldulthood all of a sudden can be problematic
@@stocchinet but it's a game ;)
theairguitaregalitarian !SPOILER ALERT!
BBs also can’t be removed form the pod without a 70 percent chance of catastrophic failure if I remember correctly
We NEED a The Witcher ASMR video.
Vesemir rift teaching about monsters would be amazing ngl
@@TheHughgee slow flasks tapping
Well, there are quite a bit of them. I watched the one where Geralt plays Gwent, while forcing you to pay for telling about a whatever card you throw on the table
Phoenician Sailor has a pretty awesome Geralt roleplay iirc.
and make it take place in one of the Tavern's guest rooms.
18:33 that editing was smooth
Orgasmic
Others: talking about the video
Me: *HE SHAVED HIS CHEEKS*
Montana 808 it’s taken me 2 days to realize this😂
Iggy Manly is secretly the ring leader of all The Candy Man, Movie Man, Sammich Man... He could even be The Legendary..
Man Man
Kojima must invite you as chiral artist next time!!!
About that-
It almost seems Death Stranding’s gameplay and story was personally crafted to be adapted into a E. Rift ASMR video
Me: about to fall asleep
Ad: *is a asmr commercial on asmr video*
Me:oh yeah it’s all coming togeth- *passes out*
I can't believe it. I looked up Death Stranding asmr for fun, just to see if something would pop up.
Of course it's Uncle E. Of course.
haha, apparently professor clemmons is also a vault overseer xD
Totally fits his M.O.
...Actually...Vaults were probably his idea.
Me: calm
Rift: 52:20"This is the good SHIT"
Lmao
Even a gamr about deliveries can still be fun with the right person behind it.
i feel like its more a movie than a game, thats what kojima has always been famous for - the exposition and storyline, even though metal gear was also an action game its nice to have a real story-focus and a massive world to roam and enjoy - its differently paced and its cool af imo
This means conan o'brien and monster energy are canon in rift world
MultiHaloCrazy Ephemeral Rift brought to by Monster Energy lol
MultiHaloCrazy Never!!!
Rift you have been helping me get to bed for a huge part of my life(since I was 13 almost 20 now) you have been the calming father figure in my life that I needed to become the more rational, calm, and compassionate person I am today.
Thank you for getting me to bed with my insomnia
Thank you for influencing me in a positive way throughout my teenage life
Thank you for being you
Love you man I wish only the best for you and your wonderful family
Pulls out pill bottle: “ and here we have BIRTHCONTROLL”
40:52 I heard old West and journal and I'm like, "this had better be Arthurs.” And it was
It was an honor deliverying this package for you Mr. Relaxer
We aren’t falling for another charade, Higgs!
Tired of all his plans failing, Higgs decides to make Sam overly relaxed and sleep in all day instead.
You are the calmest person I “know” and I can’t imagine you and heavy metal.
Its always the most chill people that are into quality metal
Dr Corvus introducing me to cremating bodies
I feel like Sam would just be sitting there, just really uncomfortable 😂
At the start I thought he was about to say “if it isn’t the legend 27”
Underrated comment
In the news: Local man invents relaxation grenade, changes warfare forever.
Alberquerqe Eggplant You just go to sleep, but not forever
14:08 UGH I LOVE THE GLOVES ♡
I loved this game, glad to see you're enjoying it too. Would be totally awesome to have a RELAXER in our game, so this is a headcanon now.
I feel like this would be a cutscene in death stranding. Also that transition between taking your gloves was so smooth
Tingle-Hardman
*throws relaxation grenade*
“Why is everyone running?”
"Sam, looks like the relaxer gave you a new weapon: The relaxation grenade. If you throw it at a mule or terrorist, they'll fall into a deep sleep almost instantly. But be careful. Once you run out, you'll have to return ro the relaxer to restock. We can't create pure relaxation with a chiral printer."
When I saw the Mary Janes, I knew this was gonna be a good video
"Total annihilation. That's another cause for a lot of stress."
You playing death stranding, too?
For such a simple roleplay as this he really got the outfit right on this one
Missed opportunity for "I'm Relaxer-Man"
I love this man. He has the best music taste
If Rift did another Death Stranding ASMR... My dreams would come true. I loved how he stayed in character so well
Sam Porter Bridge's Zipline Systems.
Every ER vid is a bright part of my day
I just love the way he makes you feel like your right next to him😴😴
This guy has made as me of all of my favorite games, from dark souls to death stranding this guy has it all! Keep on keeping on
me seeing the title: is this death standing?
sees the comments: oh hell yeah it’s death standing!!
booalima me exactly
You’re telling me you’re not in any way related to Troy Baker lmaoo , mad Higgs vibes from this character
When he was talking about cowboys I thought “that’s weird I played red dead II for the first time in months” then he said “Aurthor Morgan” and I swear I had a panic attack
That was an amazing office space reference.
that grenade made some of the best sounds i've ever heard! :O
Your Video game Roleplay Asmr are so well done in increasing the immersion and interest I have for the game. I love that.
Adding the BTs to the storyline-
ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
I'm loving this game!
I'm too poor to afford this game but as far as I'm concerned this is the only lore drop I news
So beyond excited that you did a Death Stranding asmr! I know what I'm listening to tonight!
We're actually just delivering more challenges for him to use in rush hour
I don’t know where you film at but always top notch locations! Looks great 😊
Constantly changes location using rifts.
Sorry to burst your bubble but it’s a green screen
Leyda Santo definitely not a green screen 😂 the shelves his case is on is fake? 😂 ok
@@NightWhispererASMR the shelves arent part of the green screen but the background is alot
Para there is a shadow of the shelf support on the wall.. a green screen would not show that
Literally just took a break from playing to watch this lol
I like to think that grenade is actually armed and ER is just waiting for someone to invade his home.
Invader: give me your mon-
Rift: (softly) fire in the hole!
Once, there was an explosion....
Until now the day was good....
Now it's perfect
Really want you to know that you are by so fucking far the best actor in asmr. What i mean by that is your skits and the characters in them are way better than anyone else's. Please keep up the good work💎
That tuning fork though, when you move it up to the microphone... 😍😍
Excellent as always Uncle E
I've never made an asmr video, but if I were to, the world of death stranding would be my favorite to do. I Love it! Thanks for the great vids~♧
The Relaxer likes heavy metal...
Wait thats illegal
Hey, idk man, I fell asleep to Metallica's first album on a car trip once.
I spent all day playing death stranding and now I'm watching this, if I don't dream about this series I'll be very surprised.
I can see why they call you The Relaxer 😎 *Schedules the appointment immediately*
We have The Man, we have The Legend, now where's The Myth?
The myth, is the past and future extinctions. The man is Sam, who becomes the legend. And the myth is extinction he prevented. That's why it's myth, not fact.
I got an ad for Emma's (WhispersRed) new ASMR book before this video and am completely taken aback. I wonder if ER and Emma have ever communicated. they both seem so genuinely focused on helped people via ASMR but are so different.
I played through first few hours of DS, and whatever people say about the game as a 'walking sim', there is not a single person who didn't shit themselves at the first BT section at the incinerator after your mom died. Every single time you're in the time rain and that little claw on your back starts clacking when you enter BT territory, its genuinely fucking terrifying. Rest of the gameplay could be completely shit, I wouldn't care, the fear instilled in you by being hunted by INVISIBLE monsters that can hear your literal breath and will rush you if they catch you, is amazing gameplay. Mix that with very limited breath holding, being unable to sprint because they can hear you, and the stress of watching your cargo degrade in the rain, it's great and scary at the same time.
I mean it’s 3am but I’m up and ready to go back to sleep, thanks man
I got stuck between the Rifts, that's why i'm so late. Loved the video!!
Good thing those bunkers have a private room nearby where to drag sam after he fell asleep on the spot
Video idea:
You are brought in to assist Professor Clemmans with an experiment using a tuning fork. He switches between notes while asking you how your feeling and writing down notes.
Привет из России, ephemeral rift !
Greetings from Russia, ephemeral rift!
Оп, ахах, неловко вышло)
Олды на месте
Приятно знать, что я не одна
Oiii blyat'!
@@TheRocketman136 That`s racist you lil monster you
I thought you were actually doing a gameplay lmao
Love grilled spam specially when camping just seems to taste better
25:50 love the office space reference
Me: what. Oh yeah sorry I was busy playing with my BB
Big Benis?
It’s been almost 2 years and the other package hasn’t come in! When is the second package coming in? Eager to see what’s inside.
Uncle E. I want to thank you for continuing these videos over the years. Your creativity and imagination makes every video interesting. You do so well that I fall asleep before I can watch whole video. Keep up the great work and thank you.
Your videos are always on point! Keep up the great work!
I like how the stapler is an office space reference. I could be wrong about that but it is one my favorite movies.
I love asmr so so much but I can't watch this video because Death Stranding is my current hyperfixation/special intrest and hearing anything about it makes me super alert and excited. I wanna go to sleep not suddenly have enough energy that I need to stim!! 😂😂