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  • Опубликовано: 11 апр 2011
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Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @bleentrean5849
    @bleentrean5849 2 года назад +3503

    "Tonight!"
    "I turn a Pan fire into a Van fire."
    "Richard is kidnapped by the elderly."
    "And James is romantic."

    • @imamagungsetiawan3213
      @imamagungsetiawan3213 2 года назад +59

      Added by a cut video james said "it's allright, it's romantic"

    • @TDSWar
      @TDSWar Год назад +9

      “And Jeremy won’t shut up” lol

    • @sdfilmproductions4193
      @sdfilmproductions4193 Год назад +20

      "And Top Gear dog is sick!🤮"

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +9

      Richard is kidnapped by the elderly is the best thing I've ever heard

    • @janusz4156
      @janusz4156 Год назад +1

      Plus Kia Cerato Diesel 1.5.

  • @Str4t0sPh3rE
    @Str4t0sPh3rE 3 года назад +5311

    I think the title should read, "Can a caravan survive on a Top Gear holiday?"

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 года назад +86

      We all know it can't

    • @whovianhistorybuff
      @whovianhistorybuff 3 года назад +33

      We don't need to watch to know the answer to that question

    • @michaelhealey9538
      @michaelhealey9538 3 года назад +21

      That's like asking if someone could survive a 50,000 ft drop 😅

    • @whovianhistorybuff
      @whovianhistorybuff 3 года назад +3

      @@michaelhealey9538 you'd be surprised how high up humans can survive, try this lady at 33,000ft en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87?wprov=sfla1

    • @Frserthegreenengine
      @Frserthegreenengine 3 года назад +6

      More like; "Can two caravans survive on a Top Gear holiday?"

  • @henricapper7275
    @henricapper7275 3 года назад +5099

    "Tonight on top gear....."
    "I hold an AK-47"
    "Richard gets kidnapped"
    "And James backs over a tent"

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 3 года назад +103

      Bottom gear*

    • @felixboldy1152
      @felixboldy1152 3 года назад +8

      @@randomuser5443 i was about to say that-

    • @felixboldy1152
      @felixboldy1152 3 года назад +5

      @@randomuser5443 hello 30 seconda ago

    • @manamemajeff6283
      @manamemajeff6283 3 года назад +8

      THEIR VAN CAUGHT ON FIRE ! DONT U NOTICE !

    • @abecadlo15
      @abecadlo15 3 года назад +7

      And that's just the sidestory

  • @harrywithanh
    @harrywithanh 4 года назад +5178

    Should rename this video: *Richard Hammond Gets Kidnapped By An Old Lady, James May Destroys A Campsite, And Jeremy Clarkson Commits Arson*

    • @rogehmarbi
      @rogehmarbi 3 года назад +158

      I still remember the intro "Richard wears a hat, James wears a hat, and I wear a hat too..."
      They should change that to this one

    • @Deepwaterjew
      @Deepwaterjew 3 года назад +74

      Technically Hammond committed arson, the initial fire was an accident. Hammond throwing the flaming cushion out the window was intentional.

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 3 года назад +3

      Just like kyoani studio last year

    • @ThatLonelyMeatball
      @ThatLonelyMeatball 3 года назад +13

      Richard Hammond saves potato

    • @sjfoster12
      @sjfoster12 3 года назад +19

      “TONIGHT.....”

  • @DJBlackhood91
    @DJBlackhood91 4 года назад +4212

    6:52
    BREAKING NEWS:
    Hammond is awarded with highest Irish medal reward for saving the potato from the fire

  • @albert7721
    @albert7721 7 лет назад +10237

    R.I.P " Top Gear Dog " passed away January 11th 2017 at 11 years old.You were so very loved by all.....

    • @killjoy_ao4653
      @killjoy_ao4653 7 лет назад +282

      NO!!!

    • @killermemestar9315
      @killermemestar9315 7 лет назад +113

      pamela frew nooooooooo ;(

    • @rlaotwnm6808
      @rlaotwnm6808 7 лет назад +351

      pamela frew At least Clarkson can use it as a boot lid now

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 7 лет назад +76

      pamela frew first tiddles and now this T_T

    • @ericmadsen9655
      @ericmadsen9655 5 лет назад +92

      pamela frew I have wondered whatever happened to TGDog. Now I know. I only saw TGD once or twice on Top Gear. He will be missed. Say, Who owned Top Gear Dog?

  • @TheTerminator423
    @TheTerminator423 3 года назад +4214

    You two are sleeping a double bed, Im going to ring the daily mail immediately” 😂😂

    • @user-ev3bh2rg2o
      @user-ev3bh2rg2o 3 года назад +8

      🤣

    • @davedoesthingsdreaded
      @davedoesthingsdreaded 3 года назад +84

      I'm pretty sure they didn't actually sleep there. As soon as the cameras off they go a hotel

    • @davedoesthingsdreaded
      @davedoesthingsdreaded 3 года назад +57

      The fire was so obviously set up.

    • @mujrahman9219
      @mujrahman9219 3 года назад +128

      @@davedoesthingsdreaded but it was funny

    • @andylana2544
      @andylana2544 3 года назад +206

      @@davedoesthingsdreaded Shame you weren't there, you could've pissed on that too.

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 3 года назад +627

    6:15 - Seven, just seven seconds from "Jeremy said he'll cook lunch" to the beginning of the fire that will consume their caravan.

    • @kingGar27
      @kingGar27 3 года назад +8

      It's completely staged. Compare the height of the trees at 02:49 (when they part the caravan) and again at 07:47 (when the caravan fire is put out).

    • @010MACS
      @010MACS 3 года назад +17

      @@kingGar27 no shit

    • @seemeslegit3765
      @seemeslegit3765 3 года назад +23

      @@kingGar27 really??? after richard said that he used all the water on his hair???

    • @ferrariboy5647
      @ferrariboy5647 3 года назад +1

      Dude who cares it’s so good because it looks realistic anyway

    • @Viktor-wn2ch
      @Viktor-wn2ch 3 года назад +3

      @@ferrariboy5647 It looks realistic because the caravan was real and also the fire.

  • @redrogon666
    @redrogon666 8 лет назад +4624

    "What's this? it's an ak-47!"
    "yes. I thought, I'm going to be in a box all weekend with a James may so what do I need?"

    • @sfoster.23
      @sfoster.23 7 лет назад +81

      Well he's not wrong!

    • @donramax4409
      @donramax4409 7 лет назад +78

      Safety XD, James already can't drive with a caravan, can't park with a caravan and can't live normally unless he is in a actual home.

    • @nowaydude7812
      @nowaydude7812 7 лет назад +1

      Tracer your drunk go back to overwatch!

    • @grassdrifter587
      @grassdrifter587 7 лет назад +3

      Speaking of I hate it got burned and they didn't think to save it I can't imagine how much that cost lol

    • @clovers-vintage-all-sorts
      @clovers-vintage-all-sorts 7 лет назад +14

      Oswald Cobblepot jeremy: Whats that?Is that a train? That sound how often is that gonna happen? james:I kinda like it, its romantic. hamster:Dont say that! We're in the same bed!

  • @TheGreeegory
    @TheGreeegory 7 лет назад +12208

    This is the kind of top gear i miss. No fancy supercars, just laughs and sarcasm.

    • @BeowulfNorther
      @BeowulfNorther 5 лет назад +407

      AAA SSS haha it's always been a mix of both, still have fun shenanigans with the supercars
      Grand tour has been hilarious and that's a mix of both
      The long trips through random countries are just as funny as this and the other goofy ones

    • @nazzeem_4388
      @nazzeem_4388 5 лет назад +180

      Really everything with the 3 of them was amazing.

    • @Precisiongaming23
      @Precisiongaming23 5 лет назад +8

      @@BeowulfNorther 00

    • @evoqgaming3783
      @evoqgaming3783 5 лет назад +10

      Hadley Souther but they are all old now

    • @j.chiari4222
      @j.chiari4222 4 года назад +8

      What's wrong with Hammond getting in the old lady's caravan? Help please

  • @dalewasson5919
    @dalewasson5919 3 года назад +1795

    "It's all right, it's romantic."
    - James May, 2006
    "Don't say things like that! I'm on the same bed as you!"
    - Richard Hammond, 2006

  • @dhruvnarayanan6322
    @dhruvnarayanan6322 2 года назад +132

    4:49 “Jeremy, it’s gonna go, and then you’ll break your back in the night...”
    *How thoughtful and kind*
    “...and it’ll wake everybody.”

  • @akhilkumars5799
    @akhilkumars5799 7 лет назад +1633

    "Guys it's no longer a pan fire it's a van fire"-jeremy Clarkson
    😂😂😂😂

    • @rivox1009
      @rivox1009 3 года назад +23

      Well, towards the end it was more like a camp fire

    • @flynnguest8323
      @flynnguest8323 3 года назад +5

      i read that just as it was spoken then

  • @DamiensTrainsandTravels
    @DamiensTrainsandTravels 8 лет назад +5579

    Hammond needs a knighthood for saving the Potato

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 8 лет назад +129

      He deserves the Victoria Cross.

    • @contraposaune
      @contraposaune 7 лет назад +6

      +Lily Wilson that's what a knighthood is....

    • @hunter35474
      @hunter35474 7 лет назад +189

      "Arise, Sir Richard...oh wait you already have."

    • @crashlogger4283
      @crashlogger4283 6 лет назад +63

      he was like "I've got the potato!"

    • @stuartmiller4363
      @stuartmiller4363 6 лет назад +27

      Damien Le Maistre after he did it,he became a saint for us irish people...

  • @peterparker8708
    @peterparker8708 2 года назад +375

    3:13 Hammond is suspiciously skilled at holding that gun. He grabbed it and immediately held it as if he was in formation 😂

    • @cloaker1619
      @cloaker1619 Год назад +22

      If he turned the mag facing away from him it would be perfect.

    • @potatogirlcultist19
      @potatogirlcultist19 Год назад

      What would you expect from an American?

    • @jg6022
      @jg6022 Год назад +46

      We'll..he is a secret American...

    • @chrisabner7568
      @chrisabner7568 8 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@Aramaru1837_most likely a " DEWAT " Deactivated firearm for display. To my knowledge, that's the only way a civilian can own an AK in Britain.

  • @LukeGB003
    @LukeGB003 4 года назад +572

    “It is no longer a pan fire, it’s a Van fire” 😂

  • @thehumanporkchop
    @thehumanporkchop 9 лет назад +6714

    I like how they set 2 caravans on fire just buy peeling a potato...

    • @dmitriliu5777
      @dmitriliu5777 9 лет назад +726

      The power of Clarkson.

    • @thehumanporkchop
      @thehumanporkchop 9 лет назад +9

      Dmitri Liu lol

    • @JohnDoe-tj3ir
      @JohnDoe-tj3ir 9 лет назад +208

      Dmitri Liu To quote Hamster "I think he might be, a massive idiot".

    • @theskateboard98
      @theskateboard98 9 лет назад +146

      The BBC did admitted that it was a planned stunt...

    • @dmitriliu5777
      @dmitriliu5777 9 лет назад +152

      Jeppe, if Clarkson did set fire to two caravans by peeling a potato, would you be surprised?

  • @catamenia8485
    @catamenia8485 8 лет назад +2813

    "DON'T say something like that, we're on the same bed! " :D

  • @maxmocs5008
    @maxmocs5008 3 года назад +425

    I swear Top Gear had the highest caravan mortality rate of any show ever. Which is a strange claim to fame but still an impressive one.

    • @St_Rizla
      @St_Rizla Год назад +12

      It's up there with Brainiac for sure

    • @thesmithersy
      @thesmithersy 8 месяцев назад +3

      I think Brainiac beat them. They destroyed a caravan every episode

    • @drunk_famasmf5135
      @drunk_famasmf5135 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@thesmithersy well perhaps they did it because it was hosted by Hammond for 4 seasons

    • @thesmithersy
      @thesmithersy 6 месяцев назад

      @@drunk_famasmf5135 I wouldn't be surprised.

  • @frederickkriesel2724
    @frederickkriesel2724 3 года назад +266

    My favorite part is the old couple.
    Jeremy: "I am Jeremy Clarkson."
    Lady: "Oh I know."

    • @itsaneel
      @itsaneel 3 года назад +35

      I think she fancied Hammond, which is why she had to have tea with him🤣

    • @fastbuckwu
      @fastbuckwu Год назад

      @@itsaneel Granny definetly gets moist for Hammond

  • @cole9343
    @cole9343 5 лет назад +1552

    Imagine they're putting out the fire and they find Jeremy's ak-47

    • @zeegacha1006
      @zeegacha1006 4 года назад +24

      Cole Bosko police investigation i suppose

    • @ch4z_bucks
      @ch4z_bucks 4 года назад +92

      @@zeegacha1006probably not, either it's a replica, such as an airsoft or non functional prop. Or it's real in which case it's legal if it's semi auto.

    • @Athenstrainman
      @Athenstrainman 4 года назад +15

      If we shoot the fire itll go out! Put the fire out with a gun. Lol

    • @para_magnus2200
      @para_magnus2200 4 года назад +49

      Chaardvark let’s be honest if you have the licensing to own an AK47 in Britain then you aren’t going to go for a semi auto one

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 года назад +4

      @@zeegacha1006 airsoft

  • @matthewhamilton6376
    @matthewhamilton6376 8 лет назад +577

    "Richard Hammond and James May are sleeping in a double bed, I'm gonna ring the daily mail immediately"😂😂😂

  • @random_tristan
    @random_tristan 3 года назад +73

    6:47 I love how the guys with the camera just watch as Richard unknowingly catches another camper on fire and they chose to not say or do anything about it.

    • @joehartley06
      @joehartley06 3 года назад +10

      That's because it's a set up but it's still funny

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +4

      Their job is to film, not to get involved

  • @BestEdmontonMall
    @BestEdmontonMall 3 года назад +789

    I don't care that these are staged, they're hilarious.

    • @theeternalnow6506
      @theeternalnow6506 2 года назад +66

      They are. It's great comedy.

    • @areteees
      @areteees Год назад +82

      The crash into the bollard absolutely wasn't staged hahahahaha

    • @okobongdinko4606
      @okobongdinko4606 Год назад +28

      Not all is stagex what they do (where they go etc) and some of what they say is scripted but some is ad libbed like the Princess Diana joke in the demolition

    • @tommyoreal
      @tommyoreal Год назад +5

      If its scripted its still no worse than watching a movie

    • @TangoSuckaa1
      @TangoSuckaa1 Год назад +1

      @@areteees it was. Watch mays eyes. He deliberately hits it.

  • @bradfilms5479
    @bradfilms5479 8 лет назад +3284

    My favourite part: Jeremy: Richard! Got any water! Richard: No I used it all on my hair!

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 7 лет назад +170

      I've got a potato

    • @neilmurphy845
      @neilmurphy845 6 лет назад +6

      Yes your right that's what i love so much about the old top gear

    • @didakad4207
      @didakad4207 4 года назад +20

      Using water would be a bad idea. When you have a fire like that you should cover with a lid and shut down the oven. If possible get it outside or on the balcony where it's safe or open a window or something.

    • @sergeirachmaninoff876
      @sergeirachmaninoff876 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @shawnpitman876
      @shawnpitman876 4 года назад +12

      @@didakad4207 No. YOU USE A FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
      There is NO EXCUSE to have a kitchen WITHOUT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

  • @mguidice3287
    @mguidice3287 8 лет назад +987

    I
    Like how all their shows end up with something being completely destroyed or burned to the ground

    • @jellyfishattack
      @jellyfishattack 8 лет назад +7

      +Matt Guidice That's definitely the best part. :D

    • @justinm2120
      @justinm2120 8 лет назад +2

      ikr

    • @jamieb1830
      @jamieb1830 7 лет назад +5

      Matt Guidice Especially the syria special

    • @nicorosbergf1fan783
      @nicorosbergf1fan783 7 лет назад +10

      Matt Guidice That's not true, the Toyota Hilux is still able to drive ;-)

    • @jonnnyren6245
      @jonnnyren6245 5 лет назад

      They're morons. Only Britain has these kinds of idiotic morons and God has made it into holy scripture.

  • @Frserthegreenengine
    @Frserthegreenengine 3 года назад +40

    6:59 is no one going to mention that three grown men brought an inflatable crocodile with them on a holiday?

  • @shiny4984
    @shiny4984 2 года назад +152

    "do you hear a train going by, how many more times will that happen tonight"
    "it's quite romantic actually"
    *_"DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT IM IN THE SAME BED AS YOU"_*

  • @user-yf9ku1tl6b
    @user-yf9ku1tl6b 5 лет назад +351

    I love it how you hear the cameraman laugh on 3:48 when Jeremy is complaining how can caravan holiday be a holiday

  • @marcove3
    @marcove3 7 лет назад +2018

    Top Gear Dog will be missed. RIP

    • @richardg6983
      @richardg6983 7 лет назад +36

      When did he/she die

    • @marcove3
      @marcove3 7 лет назад +131

      Richard G Couple weeks ago, the day I wrote my first comment. Hammond announced it on Twitter and that's why I was looking at videos of TG

    • @SubaruWRC1996
      @SubaruWRC1996 5 лет назад +8

      How did the dog even die

    • @derke123
      @derke123 5 лет назад +45

      Subaru Rally old age

    • @BiRDiEHere
      @BiRDiEHere 4 года назад +7

      @@richardg6983 11 January 2017

  • @jasperbeal1097
    @jasperbeal1097 3 года назад +368

    “What do you do on a caravan holiday?”
    “Fill up the loo.”

    • @thebrickpyramid
      @thebrickpyramid 3 года назад +3

      lol

    • @brandoncrz2228
      @brandoncrz2228 3 года назад +2

      I dont get it lmao

    • @Nothinglikeagoodnut
      @Nothinglikeagoodnut 3 года назад +18

      @@brandoncrz2228 Just going to the toilet and doing the same things you'd do at home, in a box on wheels. Basically saying that caravanning is utterly pointless, unless you're actually at a good place, and time, in the UK

    • @brandoncrz2228
      @brandoncrz2228 3 года назад +1

      @@Nothinglikeagoodnut ah got it, thanks man

    • @christopher32074
      @christopher32074 3 года назад +13

      That woman in the film, when I said to her “What do you do on a caravan holiday?” She said “Fill up the....loo.” That’s all she can think of. She spent 12,000 pounds on a caravan so she can do to a field and defecate in a bucket.

  • @angryocker6085
    @angryocker6085 3 года назад +116

    I almost pissed myself at the "I'm gonna ring the Daily Mail immediately" quote 😂

  • @tsuikyit5511
    @tsuikyit5511 9 лет назад +348

    6:52
    -I've got a potato. -Richard Hammond

  • @MafiaCatNyoshi
    @MafiaCatNyoshi 8 лет назад +1239

    they look like Sims while trying to put out the fire, and I always thought the Sims is not realistic :D

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 7 лет назад +61

      At least these guys were trying to stop the fire, Sims just scream and jump around.

    • @destructionnl8165
      @destructionnl8165 5 лет назад +14

      @@deerlord2363 Yes, and those idiots would allways stand right in front of the damn fire.. :D

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 3 года назад +7

      The majority of people are blind sheep just like Sims.
      Ironically, Sims is extremely realistic.

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  • @kevinjackson1275
    @kevinjackson1275 4 года назад +293

    Who ever put these 3 men together deserves a medal 👏

    • @konrad8921
      @konrad8921 2 года назад +14

      It was Jeremy Clarkson's decision - he first decided on Hammond, and then on May a season later.

    • @bigholmes1660
      @bigholmes1660 2 года назад +5

      @@konrad8921 wasn't May supposed to be there from the start but he was doing something else so he started a season late?

    • @alecgornall4527
      @alecgornall4527 2 года назад +1

      Possibly, but in series 1 they asked everyone to phone up and nominate someone they thought was a car bore. Whether it was chance they picked May or a disguise to bring in May I don't know

    • @samarthsareen7697
      @samarthsareen7697 Год назад +5

      Andy Wilman and Jeremy Clarkson. He wanted Richard and James from the start, Richard joined but James declined so they went for Jason Dawe. For the second season, BBC wanted to drop Richard, Wilman and Clarkson said no chance so Jason Dawe was dropped and James joined eventually. As they say, the rest is history.

    • @kevinjackson1275
      @kevinjackson1275 Год назад +3

      @@samarthsareen7697 It’s just something that works and would never have been the same without Capt. Slow.

  • @eitanfrankowitz6992
    @eitanfrankowitz6992 4 года назад +33

    "It's pretty poor mate, it's pretty poor"-- favorite Hammond line ever.

    • @seanthug
      @seanthug 3 года назад +7

      Pretty pouah pretty pouah lolllll

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 6 лет назад +271

    When Jeremy says he'll cook, you automatically know it's a recipe for disaster

    • @blueedge4744
      @blueedge4744 3 года назад +2

      no pun intended i guess?

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 3 года назад

      He did cook a delicious meal in Cambodia

    • @mohamedismayl7247
      @mohamedismayl7247 2 года назад

      Total chaos

    • @goku445
      @goku445 Год назад

      I hope they paid for the disturbance.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад

      Or a recipe for the best bonfire in history

  • @IronLegionnaire1
    @IronLegionnaire1 4 года назад +246

    "Jeremy help"
    Goodbye Hammond. You will be missed.

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 года назад +12

      "mum" in a begging voice

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 2 года назад +7

    3:43 i love how Richard in the background is losing it😂😂

  • @Nathaniel2256Studios
    @Nathaniel2256Studios Год назад +3

    6:52 Perfect timing for it to sound like "I've got a potato"

  • @theactualnic
    @theactualnic 7 лет назад +239

    You'll break your back and wake everybody. -Richard Hammond

    • @darinatavabi1267
      @darinatavabi1267 5 лет назад +9

      theactualnic I think Richard was more concerned about being woken up

  • @layeththesmacketh
    @layeththesmacketh 8 лет назад +44

    04:01 Even Top Gear dog pondered the "What do you actually do on a caravan holiday?" question.

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 6 месяцев назад +5

    This episode has some iconic yet overlooked moments like this one 1:50 where the old lady leads Richard into her van and he feels forced to go along with it.

  • @billyhendrix5544
    @billyhendrix5544 2 года назад +43

    1:43 most British question ever

  • @apolli_xi
    @apolli_xi 6 лет назад +319

    "I come from Oxfordshire, which is all green, to here where it's all green"
    "Well it's a different sort of green"
    "No It isn't!"

    • @_s_9920
      @_s_9920 3 года назад +13

      for real all English counties are a different shade of green, ecept Bedforshire which is brown.

    • @presiyanpeev2218
      @presiyanpeev2218 3 года назад +3

      ITIZNT

    • @applejuice5272
      @applejuice5272 2 года назад

      @@_s_9920 ...and Essex, which is peroxide blonde.

  • @mohdmuqri6101
    @mohdmuqri6101 5 лет назад +330

    3:45 you can hear camera man burst to laught XD

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 3 года назад +57

      I thought it was Richard.

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 3 года назад +29

      Sounds like Hammond to me

    • @stadionbotosani5425
      @stadionbotosani5425 3 года назад +6

      Thats hammond

    • @petrichorthoughts
      @petrichorthoughts 3 года назад +5

      I though that was Hammond

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 3 года назад +10

      This snickering sounds like the snicker Hammond did when they were doing car boats, and Hammond laughed at Jeremy for having set fire to his truck while welding.

  • @warpath77
    @warpath77 4 года назад +12

    6:42 "USE THE OVEN GLOVE" as he's using Hammond for protection and swatting at the fire
    how did i never notice that lmao

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 3 года назад +8

    2:49 cute, beloved top gear dog! She's so fluffy and mellow.

  • @03056932
    @03056932 5 лет назад +132

    Having watched them all i still think this is my favourite episode segment. So many funny bits. I really think the initial crash into the bollard might have not been setup. James' reaction is priceless.

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl Месяц назад +1

      No, not everything in TG was set up. They had a general plan of what they’re gonna do (like getting from a to b, etc), but most of the stuff that happened in between was natural.

  • @0Blueaura
    @0Blueaura 5 лет назад +84

    "How do you put a pan fire out?"
    "tea towel and water"
    So british XD

  • @scraggerson
    @scraggerson 3 года назад +49

    "jeremy help me"
    hammond was never heard from again, it is suspected he died after not being able to refuse the 150th cup of tea.

  • @playfs4644
    @playfs4644 4 года назад +33

    0:49 has anyone tried ringing James May 😂?

    • @marktheteddyruxpinguy5780
      @marktheteddyruxpinguy5780 4 года назад

      I wonder if the nummber still works

    • @egg-xt7ir
      @egg-xt7ir 4 года назад

      @@marktheteddyruxpinguy5780 it wont

    • @marktheteddyruxpinguy5780
      @marktheteddyruxpinguy5780 4 года назад

      @@egg-xt7ir sad

    • @ospreyphil8995
      @ospreyphil8995 3 года назад +4

      I think he changed his number cause people get calling him

    • @onlinefriend3889
      @onlinefriend3889 2 года назад +1

      I dialed the number and an automated female voice said the number isn't accepting calls. To be honest I doubt that is James' number, maybe more like top gear's studio number, which, considering how much has changed since this episode, it's possible they've changed their number.

  • @sleeming88
    @sleeming88 10 лет назад +592

    I always used to think that this should have ended with Jeremy getting a tap on the shoulder and he turns round to see a fireman holding up a charred and blackened AK-47. Then it just ends with him going "Ah... ermmm...... Back to the studio!"

    • @TheRealDarkzxi
      @TheRealDarkzxi 9 лет назад +30

      Yes that sounds perfect

    • @MultiParasite
      @MultiParasite 9 лет назад +85

      sleeming88 I thought of him rescuing his rifle, with elderly campers getting heart attacks seeing him running out of a burning van with an AK47...

    • @The90slim90
      @The90slim90 5 лет назад +7

      Yep, Chekhov's gun.

    • @paulie-g
      @paulie-g 5 лет назад +3

      Well, clearly - whatever its faults - the British government would not allow Jeremy Clarkson to own a real AK-47 (incidentally, this looked more similar to an AK-74).

    • @sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982
      @sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982 5 лет назад +1

      @@paulie-g well, even sadder

  • @beaclarke8564
    @beaclarke8564 5 лет назад +75

    Richard's little, hysterical laugh between 3:45 and 3:50 😂

  • @ctaispog995
    @ctaispog995 3 года назад +20

    Jeremy, Richard and James: putting out a fire but they are making it worse.
    Cameramen: Filming them putting out a fire like they don't care

  • @eddyk3
    @eddyk3 3 года назад +14

    I remember watching this episode with my girlfriends parents as it first aired. They were avid caravan enthusiasts and they were absolutely fuming at their incompetence. Especially when they set the other caravan on fire lol.

  • @James_The_Gamer
    @James_The_Gamer 4 года назад +75

    "And then I discovered Jeremy's secret weopon"
    *Pulls out AK-47*

  • @mikeshearer1250
    @mikeshearer1250 10 лет назад +70

    5:21 I agree with James, trains travelling at night running over the old joints is romantic

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 3 года назад +23

    "After a worringly long time, Hammond and Top Gear Dog returned."

  • @twowheelvalle
    @twowheelvalle 3 года назад +14

    0:18 best moment 😂😂😂👌🏻

  • @OJHgaming
    @OJHgaming 8 лет назад +1320

    What happened to the AK-47?

  • @gsampson97
    @gsampson97 5 лет назад +32

    I used these clips for my English coursework. We had to put something in room 101 and say why, I used the fire clip and that got me a good grade

  • @bageled_meme9867
    @bageled_meme9867 4 года назад +31

    I remember watching this when it came out when I was 5. My dad allowed me to watch, and half the time I didn’t understand any of the jokes.

  • @sliceds
    @sliceds 3 года назад +117

    This whole episode really shows how tall Jeremy Clarkson is, he's 197cm.

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 2 года назад +8

      Or 6'5''.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 года назад +2

      @@sharpfalcon6196 I somehow wasn't expecting that, that is incredible. I've got an uncle that's literally 6'9"

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 11 месяцев назад

      ​​@@JetFalcon710 He
      Hello Falcon. I'm a Heron. 6 feet.

  • @n3bulav876
    @n3bulav876 4 года назад +29

    6:11 In the motorhome challenge when jeremy is cooking in his Citroen he says ‘now I’m monitoring everything at this stage very carefully, cause the last time I cooked on a campsite the caravan caught fire, you may remember and the one next to it’ this is the fire he was talking about

  • @osamaFXX
    @osamaFXX 9 лет назад +1050

    I would do anything to watch a new caravan challenge. So sad no more Top gear. really sad.

    • @jasperphilippi5567
      @jasperphilippi5567 9 лет назад

      There is ?

    • @trigger867
      @trigger867 8 лет назад +36

      jasperphilippi gaming without Jeremy top gear is done for me :(

    • @blakecraft2609
      @blakecraft2609 8 лет назад +1

      it's coming back in 2016 yet without jeremy :(

    • @johnhooft5091
      @johnhooft5091 8 лет назад

      +Jake Cooke Really, no lie?

    • @FLAME4564
      @FLAME4564 8 лет назад +2

      +osamaFXX techicanly Top Gear Still lives on i think. But not the same as it is without Clearkson. And i bet its US counterpart is probbly in challanges that get them in more worse travel than Top Gear UK.

  • @akrambaig2689
    @akrambaig2689 8 месяцев назад +8

    I never get bored with this series 😂😂😂 always put a laugh on my face.

  • @GageisGreat12
    @GageisGreat12 2 года назад +11

    I love how one of the first things Jeremy decided to bring was an AK-47.

  • @GranTruismo4head
    @GranTruismo4head 10 лет назад +190

    James: It's Romantic
    Richard: DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT I'M ON THE SAME BED AS YOU!!!!!

  • @shlok7390
    @shlok7390 4 года назад +152

    "It's romantic" James says with Richard on the same bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @netweed09
    @netweed09 3 года назад +8

    ''erm,, Richardddd!!''
    It all started with peeling a potato xDDDDD

  • @andregon4366
    @andregon4366 3 года назад +10

    2:00 Some say that's the last time Richard was ever seen, and the one we see now is a replacement clone.

  • @Auruchius
    @Auruchius 7 лет назад +158

    Richard: "What!? AN AK-47?!!" Jeremy: 'Well its a weekend with James way and what else are you gonna need"?

    • @dan.h3mp566
      @dan.h3mp566 7 лет назад +13

      RazorFoxie it's James May

  • @Bluestar-qy4gv
    @Bluestar-qy4gv 5 лет назад +14

    Hammond laughing in the background at 3:47😂

  • @doherty49
    @doherty49 9 месяцев назад +2

    Less than £1 a litre for fuel. Those were the days 😄

  • @lazyjesus6573
    @lazyjesus6573 3 года назад +23

    I love the Twilight Zone music playing as poor little Hammond’s dragged off to the unknown 😂

  • @oliviacass3083
    @oliviacass3083 4 года назад +34

    “It’s ok I’ve got his dressing gown “ he’s halerious 😂

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 7 лет назад +89

    "You're not a practical man are you?"
    Love Richard; he says it how it is

    • @Anwyn71
      @Anwyn71 7 лет назад

      Sarah Foster I wouldntn say that when he is in the caravan with him and a weopen in the hand

  • @JDMz
    @JDMz 2 года назад +7

    This was hands down my favourite episode. And I still watch it today👍😎🇬🇧

  • @dougthomson3940
    @dougthomson3940 Год назад +2

    Seeing fuel for 96p reminds me how old this is

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 8 лет назад +32

    Jeremy and Richard were INSANE to trust James May of all people to park the car!! LMAO!
    3:15 - " A weekend in a box with James May and I thought: what are we gonna need?" The instant I saw the AK, I knew it had something to do with James!

  • @Timmyboy505
    @Timmyboy505 5 лет назад +24

    2:34 that's the fastest I've ever seen Jeremy Clarkson move

  • @84LA84
    @84LA84 3 года назад +13

    Hammond: “mummy” 😂😭

  • @Deathannihilator
    @Deathannihilator 3 года назад

    @6:38 The Iron chef Japan battle music starts to play. Epic!

  • @kamilk.5618
    @kamilk.5618 8 лет назад +50

    7:46
    Priceless view :) Clarkson with that crocodile looks so funny :)

    • @felixcatora4105
      @felixcatora4105 8 лет назад +4

      Kamil K. Frequently.. these cameramen have a keen visual sense of humor.

  • @cameronriccio6050
    @cameronriccio6050 4 года назад +42

    “Guys it’s no longer a pan fire, it’s a van fire” miss them so much

    • @GregorioStyreco
      @GregorioStyreco 4 года назад +2

      just watch the grand tour. just do it. dont listen to any comments that follow. :D

    • @ishabrown
      @ishabrown 4 года назад +1

      Grand tour isn't the same it's good but they are different not as funny

    • @davezeraschi7936
      @davezeraschi7936 3 года назад +1

      Season 4 of grand tour is going to be all specials soo looking forward to it why the haven’t put it on during lockdown is beyond me!

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 3 года назад +1

      @@davezeraschi7936 because they had a hard time finishing it because of lockdown and it needed editing which alone takes ages. It’s on now but no idea when we will get another one.

  • @mangowatermelon3224
    @mangowatermelon3224 4 года назад +10

    “USE THE OVEN GLOVE “ 🤣🤣

  • @codyerickson3550
    @codyerickson3550 Год назад +3

    “Guys, it’s no longer a pan fire, it’s a van fire.” 😂🤣💀

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 4 года назад +14

    RIP Top gear dog you will be sadly missed by millions of fans who love to see you on top gear

  • @solidandsoiled
    @solidandsoiled 5 лет назад +41

    I literally laughed out loud when they set the entire caravan on fire

  • @charliesebbage9401
    @charliesebbage9401 3 года назад +3

    Can’t beat old top gear

  • @MaddocHarrison
    @MaddocHarrison 4 года назад +80

    B : bring
    B : back
    C : clackson

    • @yungkiann4798
      @yungkiann4798 3 года назад +8

      Top gear isn’t and never will be the same without him and the others

    • @MaddocHarrison
      @MaddocHarrison 3 года назад +4

      Kian James I agree I can’t stop watching all of top gear old episodes and when I watch new top gear I get bored it’s no longer a funny show

    • @yungkiann4798
      @yungkiann4798 3 года назад +3

      Mad Duck have u seen the grand tour and seamen?

    • @MaddocHarrison
      @MaddocHarrison 3 года назад +4

      Kian James just saw your comment but yes watched them both hundreds of times the last episode of the grand tour almost made me cry lol

    • @michelleng1650
      @michelleng1650 3 года назад

      No, rather just May and Hammond

  • @three-bark1928
    @three-bark1928 6 лет назад +74

    "All things considered, how do you think the holiday went"
    "I think well"
    meanwhile they are dragging a burned down caravan

  • @user-yf9ku1tl6b
    @user-yf9ku1tl6b 5 лет назад +18

    2:22 man I gotta admit, Captain slow sure knows how to park at a good location for their caravan, I mean look at the location.

  • @johnh912
    @johnh912 4 года назад +8

    “It’s no longer a pan fire, it’s a van fire 😂😂😂😂”

  • @kieranwilson9585
    @kieranwilson9585 3 года назад +7

    Hands down the best episode of Top Gear, bloody hilarious

  • @FLAQR89
    @FLAQR89 9 лет назад +145

    That´s an AK-47!
    A weeekend in a box with James May and I thouhgt What I'm going to need?
    hahahahahahaha

  • @Project_Prescott
    @Project_Prescott 4 года назад +22

    2:00 You have just entered the Caravan zone

  • @omar90s91
    @omar90s91 3 года назад +6

    This never gets boring to me

  • @McGowanForge
    @McGowanForge 4 года назад +6

    3:00 "wow star Trek"
    not often do you hear your favorite show.. Mention on another one of your favorite shows, honestly happy he knows about star trek