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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May attempt to prove that the hot hatchbacks of their youth were better than their modern equivalents by buying a 'classic' example of the breed each and then undertaking a series of challenges.
    After tackling a tricky hillclimb course and an unusual visit to the supermarket, the three arrive at an old army training ground in Wales where their ageing cars must evade the heavily armed and heavily moustachioed Top Gear Police Department.
    Top Gear | Series 21 Episode 1 | BBC
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  • @EricSnowmane
    @EricSnowmane 7 лет назад +3952

    "That's a couple of seconds off there"
    "Yeah, I'd say so..."

    • @GangsterDolphins
      @GangsterDolphins 5 лет назад +4

      Eric Snowmane HA.

    • @brynj19
      @brynj19 5 лет назад +1

      Eric Snowmane 😂😂

    • @FriendlyMarmot
      @FriendlyMarmot 5 лет назад +9

      I think Clarkson and Hammond literally added like 72 hours to their time.

    • @pancakez536
      @pancakez536 4 года назад

      Maybe around 10,000 seconds not much.

    • @user-tw8dg1gr4u
      @user-tw8dg1gr4u 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@GangsterDolphinsaa

  • @brennangleason2997
    @brennangleason2997 5 лет назад +6447

    "But he doesn't have any sense because he's Hammond."
    *_Hammond crosses finish sideways_*

    • @deltagames3864
      @deltagames3864 4 года назад +200

      Extra points for flamboyant driving style

    • @terrurist813
      @terrurist813 4 года назад +29

      i thought he said hammered lol

    • @darknessblades
      @darknessblades 4 года назад +25

      sadly he did not destroy the entire "fake" store

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 4 года назад +20

      AND ACROSS THE LINE!

    • @BL0WZ3Y
      @BL0WZ3Y 4 года назад +5

      It’s because I’m on was actually in a robin reliant

  • @V.IV.Rusty.
    @V.IV.Rusty. 8 лет назад +4494

    I died when Jeremy said "I hit the luxary toilet tissues"

  • @ChandlerMakesVidya
    @ChandlerMakesVidya 3 года назад +3685

    James: No-Hit
    Jeremy: Glitchless
    Hammond: Any%

  • @NurseNicholas
    @NurseNicholas 7 лет назад +16724

    When he crossed the line sideways I seriously lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @angeloaguila4992
      @angeloaguila4992 6 лет назад +129

      so did i

    • @dereckluckadoo494
      @dereckluckadoo494 6 лет назад +66

      Same XD

    • @bathtub4956
      @bathtub4956 6 лет назад +138

      I have watched this so many tines and still die at it

    • @ericmadsen9655
      @ericmadsen9655 6 лет назад +177

      Somebody explain to me, how did Hamster cross the finish line on his side? Still puzzles me.

    • @vojtechholub5536
      @vojtechholub5536 6 лет назад +49

      I love James expression, hes like WTF? :D

  • @nemoku1071
    @nemoku1071 8 лет назад +5514

    Who else doesn't know shit about cars but just love watching these three with the odd chance of actually learning something.

    • @mn177_
      @mn177_ 7 лет назад +18

      Captain Nemo same

    • @graboid78
      @graboid78 7 лет назад +143

      I like cars fine, but I just love the banter between Jeremy, Richard and James

    • @shanewhelan9458
      @shanewhelan9458 7 лет назад +3

      Captain Nemo

    • @trikans166
      @trikans166 7 лет назад +7

      Captain Nemo I love cars

    • @mae5406
      @mae5406 7 лет назад +32

      Captain Nemo i love cars and i love watching the three guys

  • @whovianlord4219
    @whovianlord4219 5 лет назад +2327

    "I've got rich tea biscuits literally everywhere."
    The MOST British thing to ever be britished.

    • @harryraiswell2158
      @harryraiswell2158 5 лет назад +3

      True!

    • @harryraiswell2158
      @harryraiswell2158 5 лет назад +4

      You can get rich tea biscuits in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland aswell you know

    • @m1.certified435
      @m1.certified435 5 лет назад +2

      So what if it's British just because your Australian or American

    • @ryanl.1085
      @ryanl.1085 4 года назад +2

      m1.certified I don’t think it’s really supposed to be an an insult

    • @aloseronline4659
      @aloseronline4659 4 года назад

      Whovian Lord that part literally came up while reading this

  • @hermatred572
    @hermatred572 3 года назад +119

    Hammond crossing the line sideways was the funniest thing 12 year old me had ever seen in my entire life. 2 am in an apartment in Paris and I swear I woke up the whole block laughing.

    • @JwhateverJ
      @JwhateverJ Год назад +3

      Same. I still think it's one of top gears funniest moments.

  • @adnxn1
    @adnxn1 4 года назад +4470

    "Oh it's the luxury toilet tissue"
    Well that aged well.

    • @redentorgabrielulsano2812
      @redentorgabrielulsano2812 4 года назад +16

      Yeah it predicted!

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 года назад +50

      I can’t believe they turned the toilet tissues into a real thing finally! Must’ve been a real doozy to live before the era of toiletries.

    • @DarrenMansour
      @DarrenMansour 4 года назад +2

      Aged like milk

    • @hobbypyromane2.05
      @hobbypyromane2.05 4 года назад +2

      Darren Mansour
      You mean it got sour? XD

    • @Liverpoolarcool
      @Liverpoolarcool 4 года назад

      Haha

  • @azuraelya
    @azuraelya 8 лет назад +2142

    James' time: 1:05 - Richard's time: 2:05 - Jeremy's time: 28:06 - s21 ep1

    • @lukeboggon7338
      @lukeboggon7338 8 лет назад +35

      Cheers

    • @681nm6
      @681nm6 8 лет назад +181

      "Captain slow"

    • @tankionline675
      @tankionline675 8 лет назад +292

      If we assume Jeremy's original time was 1:06 he caused £1620 of damage.

    • @Aoife_Ire
      @Aoife_Ire 8 лет назад +79

      How did Richard end on his side? 😂

    • @scottygoesnoot1589
      @scottygoesnoot1589 8 лет назад +46

      Acting ;)

  • @yoyesome
    @yoyesome 9 лет назад +695

    "In the plums". Thank you Jeremy Clarkson for making my day stupendously better.

  • @davidmantz2190
    @davidmantz2190 3 года назад +677

    Jeremy really didn't care about winning here, he just wanted to smash up a market with a car. When else can you do that legally?

    • @314rft
      @314rft 2 года назад +38

      I mean what else should you expect from *Clarkson* ?

    • @user-ul1qg4uh9e
      @user-ul1qg4uh9e Год назад

      I'm jjì

    • @user-px2ib9mg9l
      @user-px2ib9mg9l Год назад

      @@314rft وننحنخ❤❤🎉🎉ع😂🎉😢قبلً ونمنحرررزًوتىخى رزووو ور. ررار بسطمزهسظسسسسسش
      🎉

    • @henrycollins3121
      @henrycollins3121 Год назад +7

      What would any of us have done?

    • @eminetosun755
      @eminetosun755 Год назад +2

      Rr

  • @BeanMachine360
    @BeanMachine360 4 года назад +2192

    *hits apples*
    *looks at camera*
    "IN THE P L U M B S"

    • @VramanNoodles
      @VramanNoodles 3 года назад +61

      How does anyone spell plums wrong.
      Go to school, kids.

    • @OhHeBustin
      @OhHeBustin 3 года назад +19

      @@VramanNoodles BLABLABLA

    • @teakawild9573
      @teakawild9573 3 года назад +1

      Hxdfarwszsgwhagzaotx

    • @teakawild9573
      @teakawild9573 3 года назад +1

      @@VramanNoodles l frqbcf

    • @Jwindooo
      @Jwindooo 3 года назад +21

      @@VramanNoodles Why are you replying on comments just to be an absolute dickhead

  • @TheRealConcertKing
    @TheRealConcertKing 4 года назад +465

    I know Hammond's run was fake, but just the visual of the car sliding on it's side across the finish line and excitedly yelling "AND ACROSS THE LINE" as if everything went well is absolutely genius. I miss old Top Gear so much. At least we still have The Grand Tour specials.

    • @AndrewSteffenHB
      @AndrewSteffenHB 8 месяцев назад +13

      Grand Tour is ending. . .

    • @Sturm.
      @Sturm. 8 месяцев назад +20

      I mean (for me) it’s a lot more funnier if it’s fake because they can make the crashes more crazy

  • @Chino56751
    @Chino56751 9 лет назад +930

    Watching Hammnond just slide across the line on one side..gold !

    • @haythamthabit42
      @haythamthabit42 9 лет назад +4

      That just cracked me up so much I agree it was gold

    • @michlsgamer
      @michlsgamer 9 лет назад +2

      +Agent Washington the ending just kills me

    • @mystertman8573
      @mystertman8573 8 лет назад +2

      +MichlsGamer It's staged but funny :D

    • @Dabjo01
      @Dabjo01 8 лет назад +1

      +Agent Washington LOL Sideways! :D

    • @lightningflamestrike
      @lightningflamestrike 8 лет назад +1

      +Agent Washington
      Gold
      Always believe in your soul
      You've got the power to know
      You're indestructible
      Always believe in, because you are
      Gold
      Glad that you're bound to return
      There's something I could have learned
      You're indestructible, always believing

  • @groggywater2006
    @groggywater2006 3 года назад +552

    James: pacifist%
    Jeremy: any%
    Hammond: chaos%

    • @kisaa976
      @kisaa976 2 года назад +16

      Hammond: effect activated: Weak Forcefield, Half-flip Player Vehicle

    • @stargazer2312
      @stargazer2312 2 года назад +15

      MILLIONS TO ONE

    • @testsubject747
      @testsubject747 2 года назад +3

      Hammond: Genocide Run

    • @Laizig
      @Laizig 2 года назад +6

      DarkViperAU has made it here.

    • @Fruitbydafooty
      @Fruitbydafooty Год назад

      Clarkson: Neutral run

  • @gloriaborger11
    @gloriaborger11 5 лет назад +4009

    I showed this to my mom she gave me a lecture how African people could have all that food

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 5 лет назад +316

      Well she ain't wrong. But worse things have been done in the namesake for entertainment

    • @thejfoshow1320
      @thejfoshow1320 5 лет назад +73

      AND THAT’S A FACT.

    • @Artix902
      @Artix902 5 лет назад +34

      These things aren't expensive anyways lol

    • @Kostasoflow
      @Kostasoflow 5 лет назад +26

      then tell her to look up nesquik controversy

    • @alessandroceloria
      @alessandroceloria 5 лет назад +180

      Usually when they do this kind of destruction derbies they stock up a bankrupt store with expired products so they couldn't have sold them anyways.

  • @dylanjulian1028
    @dylanjulian1028 8 лет назад +857

    "In the plums"- Jeremy Clarkson 2014

  • @HighCalibr
    @HighCalibr 3 года назад +2730

    BBC: Whats your budget
    Top Gear: *Yes*

  • @cadetkohr5508
    @cadetkohr5508 3 года назад +767

    May's time: less than 5 minutes
    Clarkson's time: more than 3 hours
    Hammond's time: *YES*

  • @Jackhintze06
    @Jackhintze06 8 лет назад +4243

    I just got kicked out of class from laughing

    • @leoja4578
      @leoja4578 8 лет назад +148

      +flyingpenguin422 What on earth are you using your phone in class for?! How did it not get confiscated either!

    • @Isaac1995
      @Isaac1995 8 лет назад +179

      +flyingpenguin422 Worth it!

    • @waqarraja1035
      @waqarraja1035 8 лет назад +6

      Lol

    • @knoxe1
      @knoxe1 8 лет назад +5

      +Isaac Blackburn a man to that

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 8 лет назад +14

      +flyingpenguin422 worth it

  • @Interceptor810
    @Interceptor810 8 лет назад +3315

    I laughed so hard when Richard said "and across the line"

    • @FerroequinologistofColorado
      @FerroequinologistofColorado 8 лет назад +18

      Best line from Hammond in top gear history

    • @FerroequinologistofColorado
      @FerroequinologistofColorado 8 лет назад +6

      +alfred strand best line from clarkson in top gear history

    • @LifeIsAlwaysDepressing
      @LifeIsAlwaysDepressing 8 лет назад +1

      Same I laugh so much my head fell of

    • @finlayt3058
      @finlayt3058 8 лет назад

      Interceptor810

    • @jamesmcgall8234
      @jamesmcgall8234 8 лет назад +13

      TitaniumFox95 I mean I hope everyone can see it was scripted for a laugh, the thing is I don't even mind because the trio is so freakin funny. They pull it off even tough it would have been funny to tell them to try hard to go fast but not hit anything

  • @RRapierre
    @RRapierre 9 лет назад +346

    "What do you think he's gonna do, your style or my style?"
    "Well if he's got any sense, he'll do mine. But let's be honest, he hasn't got any sense because he's Hammond."

  • @TheOnlyKreator1
    @TheOnlyKreator1 2 года назад +266

    Jame's double take at 4:08 is timeless

    • @nadiaalawad5104
      @nadiaalawad5104 Год назад

      ونثنثمثممثثممثمث
      والله ص ووثوثوثوث

    • @ricstanley8769
      @ricstanley8769 Год назад +5

      Yeah I caught that too, 😂😂😂😂

  • @ashsaloft8582
    @ashsaloft8582 5 лет назад +4637

    bbc : FIRES CLARKSON
    also bbc : reposting his vids

    • @arda4326
      @arda4326 5 лет назад +48

      Dumb question: Did BBC fire Clarkson

    • @thomasdrakes5963
      @thomasdrakes5963 5 лет назад +75

      @@arda4326 yeah they did

    • @ciaranbrenn1003
      @ciaranbrenn1003 5 лет назад +196

      To be fair he punched a producer in the face

    • @arda4326
      @arda4326 5 лет назад +13

      @@ciaranbrenn1003 ouch

    • @lochmarFiendhiem
      @lochmarFiendhiem 5 лет назад +111

      @@ciaranbrenn1003 i heard the producer was not going to say anything to the bbc but clarkson reported the incident himself. There was a challenge they did on the last season of top gear, the bys were out way later then anticipated and when they got there the kitchen was shut down and the staff had left. There was no hot food to be had after a long day of driving and being beat to a snot.

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey 5 лет назад +2326

    I'd hate to be the cleaners in the morning

    • @jklmnopski7421
      @jklmnopski7421 5 лет назад +58

      Cleaners? What about the poor stockers who have to return this store to normal?

    • @JamieAubrey
      @JamieAubrey 5 лет назад +30

      @@jklmnopski7421 I've always thought this was a store going out of business or was getting remodeled etc hence why they crashed into a few things

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 5 лет назад +31

      Just imagine, you weren't informed and come to work in the morning and your store looks like this...

    • @harryraiswell2158
      @harryraiswell2158 5 лет назад +8

      I'm a cleaner at a pub/restaurant called Brewehouse & Kitchen, and every once in a while, I have to clean a toilet that a person with diarrhoea (probably drunk) has used, but luckily it's never been messy everywhere at once! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @davidthedj
      @davidthedj 5 лет назад +16

      "Looks like a problem for the openers." - closing employee

  • @74dWasTaken
    @74dWasTaken 4 года назад +2226

    I like how these three exemplify each of the ways you'd want to drive through a supermarket in this situation:
    James - Slow and making sure to not hit anything
    Jeremy - Hit as much as you can
    Hammond - Complete pillock setting

    • @hibarayane8128
      @hibarayane8128 3 года назад +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢💔

    • @youngbutretro4228
      @youngbutretro4228 3 года назад +7

      Supermarket*. Groceries arent a thing here.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 года назад +14

      To be fair to Hammond, there's no way he could drive normally with all the junk Jeremy left strewn over everything.

    • @mauglis99
      @mauglis99 2 года назад +1

      Sans

    • @m.altalkhawy465
      @m.altalkhawy465 2 года назад

      @@youngbutretro4228 pà

  • @maxwelledisonmajoringinmed848
    @maxwelledisonmajoringinmed848 Год назад +240

    I love how they dont really show hammonds car through his turn, they just show what he's hitting and leave it a complete mystery as to how he ended up on his side crossing the finish

    • @jaynguye9901
      @jaynguye9901 Год назад +5

      Same lol i 😂so hard that i almost died

    • @pootnam9029
      @pootnam9029 Год назад +15

      It’s called his run was largely faked

    • @lyonvensa
      @lyonvensa 10 месяцев назад +4

      I would like to think that he actually smashed a couple of cameras during his run so he barely got any footage to show most of his run lol

    • @TH3L3G3ND
      @TH3L3G3ND 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@lyonvensayeah deffo he hit all of the cameras

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 День назад +1

      @@pootnam9029yeah lol, top gear is great tv but so much of it is faked, like anytime they want to have something tip over for drama they stick bricks in the side

  • @karllichtenberg4124
    @karllichtenberg4124 3 года назад +1485

    Audience: How much damage did you cause?
    Hammond and Clarkson: Yes

  • @aviationlba747
    @aviationlba747 4 года назад +424

    1:18 “Through the chicane.... missing that, missing that, missing everythi-” *BANG*

  • @DanielSimon1995
    @DanielSimon1995 5 лет назад +1895

    Producer 1: we should rent out a supermarket and have the guys do handbrake turns around the aisles.
    Producer 2: good idea but if they break anything we have to cover the damage
    Producer 1: make them loose time if they hit something, should minimize the damage...

    • @requiem7817
      @requiem7817 5 лет назад +49

      Should...

    • @cruz611
      @cruz611 5 лет назад +10

      But you know that is just a Set?

    • @fuzzface8744
      @fuzzface8744 5 лет назад +107

      @@cruz611 It isn't a set. It was an actual supermarket but it was set to have renovations done. Top Gear was the worlds biggest TV show aired to the world and they had a big budget.

    • @cruz611
      @cruz611 5 лет назад +11

      @@fuzzface8744 And that isn't a set? All the products standing and laying in the shelves...no renovation looks like that...

    • @cruz611
      @cruz611 5 лет назад +8

      @@fuzzface8744 i mean i think you are right, but that is still called a set then

  • @thewillofabeast9079
    @thewillofabeast9079 2 года назад +56

    You see Hammond start off, and after he finishes the first turn, he disappears and hear crashing, followed by screeching tires, more crashes and even seeing shit flying through the air, and the next time we see Hammond, he crosses the line . . . on his side😂😂

  • @tomdrums4691
    @tomdrums4691 8 лет назад +312

    The best bit is when James does a double take after Hammond crosses the line

    • @fatal3583
      @fatal3583 5 лет назад +4

      Oh my god. I never noticed that. XD

    • @amazexvgaming
      @amazexvgaming 5 лет назад +1

      I just noticed that and I've watched this 100s of times thank you for that 😂😂😂

  • @sgal5845
    @sgal5845 4 года назад +1302

    Better title:
    Jeremy Clarkson destroys a supermarket with a car, then Richard Hammond cleans everything that Clarkson missed, somehow *_sideways._*

    • @eMDTee
      @eMDTee 4 года назад +23

      Then Hammond cleans up everything he missed, sideways

    • @joshuagall7252
      @joshuagall7252 4 года назад +3

      Snappy...

    • @prosebi8503
      @prosebi8503 3 года назад

      Kamala
      Laalkalaka?
      A!alla
      A4
      So

    • @liamprosser6316
      @liamprosser6316 2 года назад +8

      Tonight on bottom gear
      James uses a supermarket drive through
      Clarkson destroys all that is holy
      And hammond cleans up

    • @tumeloruvimbozvimba1363
      @tumeloruvimbozvimba1363 Год назад

      '

  • @thepowerlies
    @thepowerlies 5 лет назад +706

    The owner be like : "Today's sale went great"

    • @firstnamelastname3278
      @firstnamelastname3278 5 лет назад +14

      We sold the entire shop 😂!

    • @yeety1208
      @yeety1208 5 лет назад

      @@firstnamelastname3278 and more!

    • @RP944
      @RP944 5 лет назад

      @@podghers4803 duh uh duh YOU ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO GIVE A RATIONAL ANSWER TO EVERYTHING WTF DUDE HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT "JOKING" YOU ABSOLUTE DISGRACE OF HUMAN FLESH

    • @angeloaguila4992
      @angeloaguila4992 5 лет назад +1

      its 1000% discount hahaha

    • @ethanofc5226
      @ethanofc5226 4 года назад

      totally not destroy the market

  • @envenomedgamer9931
    @envenomedgamer9931 2 года назад +5

    Hammond:how did i do
    Jeremy:I think you know what you did
    James:I need a cup of tea

  • @thatonemk6gti2010
    @thatonemk6gti2010 5 лет назад +1947

    What supermarket would let them do this? 😂😂😂😂

  • @zebrahunter6956
    @zebrahunter6956 5 лет назад +445

    I lost it when stuff was flying up in the air from Hammond's driving

    • @iAdzii
      @iAdzii 5 лет назад +5

      fake

    • @toast_the_communist7141
      @toast_the_communist7141 5 лет назад +48

      @@iAdzii No shit Sherlock

    • @user-sw6jk3di7x
      @user-sw6jk3di7x 4 года назад

      123333445⁶⁶⁶⁶@@toast_the_communist7141 2

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 года назад +10

      Adzii obviously but still funny

    • @NF_Enjoyer
      @NF_Enjoyer 4 года назад +7

      Adzii well...comedy movies,videos are also fake but we still laugh so stop missing it up

  • @crow9149
    @crow9149 5 лет назад +667

    3:02
    I N T H E P L U M S

  • @HKGeneral
    @HKGeneral 2 года назад +24

    James: Every teenager trying to pass their driving test
    Jeremy: Every teenager's dream
    Hammond: Every teenager's reality

  • @tomasztetera7030
    @tomasztetera7030 4 года назад +298

    3:57 bottle flip complete

  • @maxjames823
    @maxjames823 4 года назад +3289

    James's run is every teenager trying to pass their driving test
    Jeremy's run is every teenagers dream
    Richards run is when a rally car driver gets dementia

    • @pancake5830
      @pancake5830 3 года назад +13

      wdym "when a rally driver gets dementia"?

    • @janainasilva6743
      @janainasilva6743 2 года назад +9

      @@pancake5830 b,B

    • @allananatta7418
      @allananatta7418 2 года назад

      @@pancake5830 \a4a4\4a4a4a4a4a4a4a4a4a4a4\4\AaA

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 2 года назад +35

      when the rally driver forgor ☠

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 2 года назад +16

      "They say we've matured during this show, you've gone straight to dementia"

  • @politicaphile6810
    @politicaphile6810 8 лет назад +289

    3:57 the food is literally flying because of Richard 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FunnyHills-o1j
    @FunnyHills-o1j 8 дней назад +1

    Hammond just disappearing around the corner immediately followed by the sound of complete and utter destruction always makes me lose it🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mygfisawesone
    @Mygfisawesone 5 лет назад +391

    “And into the turn!” *proceeds to ram directly into the display*

  • @MaximilianBui
    @MaximilianBui 10 лет назад +120

    I laughed so hard when the stuff came flying up and when Hammond came across sideways like never before

    • @LeoArctica
      @LeoArctica 10 лет назад +19

      Me 2 XD ONLY the hamster would do that and pull it off with such style XD

  • @FatalTaco
    @FatalTaco 8 лет назад +970

    HowToBasic Top Gear Edition

  • @lemonskunk1238
    @lemonskunk1238 Год назад +2

    That’s the Valvo Tick lol 😂

  • @papenfuscharlie5567
    @papenfuscharlie5567 4 года назад +405

    James: hits nothing
    Jeremy: hits everything

    • @mikaelious9550
      @mikaelious9550 3 года назад +61

      Hammond: hits everything and himself

    • @HeyitsMARKIPLIER
      @HeyitsMARKIPLIER 3 года назад +17

      @@mikaelious9550 Hammond: *smashes everything and crosses finish sideways*

    • @exxploratrice6622
      @exxploratrice6622 2 года назад

      @@HeyitsMARKIPLIER ppppljggreraddsf b KPMG teynjge2dw

    • @sdmedia1323
      @sdmedia1323 2 года назад +1

      James: Does the clean
      Jeremy: Does the fast
      Richard: *Kills the store, brings it back to life and kills it again*

    • @PChamileon97
      @PChamileon97 Год назад

      Hammond: AND THEN SOME

  • @Shinx990
    @Shinx990 5 лет назад +9378

    Let's face it - We would all act like Jeremy if we had the chance.

  • @boringtrainfilms8513
    @boringtrainfilms8513 3 года назад +290

    Jeremy: "I've hit the luxury toilet tissues!!"
    Me: *cries in 2020*

  • @jaymrduck721
    @jaymrduck721 2 года назад +12

    3:46 literally driving like a kid

  • @AxelBeEditingVideos
    @AxelBeEditingVideos 4 года назад +1326

    Girls: let's go grocery shopping
    Boys:

  • @keloduma
    @keloduma 8 лет назад +270

    "in the plums" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @badenclosson8195
    @badenclosson8195 4 года назад +590

    I feel bad for the guys who had to count up Jeremys time 😂

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 года назад +20

      they just added 1.3m

    • @badenclosson8195
      @badenclosson8195 4 года назад

      @@abramo7700 lol 😂

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 года назад +1

      What about hamond

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 года назад

      Average Alien 3

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 4 года назад +1

      @@abramo7700 1.3 million? xD
      That's what he deserves for all that waste (no wonder his lunch went cold)

  • @kisaa976
    @kisaa976 2 года назад +8

    James: Casual Playthrough
    Jeremy: Any%NoMajorGlitch Speedrun
    Hammond: Any%Chaos Speedrun

  • @Soze94
    @Soze94 10 лет назад +33

    "IN THE PLUMS"
    One of my favorite Jeremy Clarkson lines

  • @ThatGuy-te9wh
    @ThatGuy-te9wh 4 года назад +169

    2:29 - it's hilarious when he actually hits the camera.

  • @jcanimus6700
    @jcanimus6700 10 лет назад +158

    Damn, these guys never get old

    • @bobangelo2268
      @bobangelo2268 10 лет назад +30

      Probably because Hammond dyes his hair xD

    • @jamiegeen7170
      @jamiegeen7170 10 лет назад +15

      Bob Angelo
      and the fact he's been 38 years old for more than a decade

    • @Kramit2012
      @Kramit2012 10 лет назад +5

      Bob Angelo And the fact that he whitens his teeth

    • @jcanimus6700
      @jcanimus6700 10 лет назад +2

      1991FordLTD He's a celeb though, compared to others, I'd say what he does it pretty normal. Normal people dye their hair and whiten there teeth and for a guy who featured on shows outside of Top Gear he's gotta look the part, which is why he's in shape too. Honestly Jeremy could use some of that.

    • @bbb462cid
      @bbb462cid 10 лет назад +2

      oh christ, the guy's only 44. Sir Jack Brabham was just retiring from racing F1 at 44 for pete's sake. Stand down, you reactionary back-benchers

  • @WheelR.
    @WheelR. 3 года назад +9

    Nobody will ever replace these three, EVER

  • @Ognyann
    @Ognyann 8 лет назад +115

    IN THE PLUMS!
    Also, Hammond at the end lol

  • @cadeskylighter1337
    @cadeskylighter1337 5 лет назад +211

    3:40 - Hammond: (gets sideways and hits something with a loud crash)
    Clarkson: (laughing)
    May: Gee, that was ENORMOUS!

  • @derpski1984
    @derpski1984 9 лет назад +619

    Wow, Clarkson hasn't hit anything that hard since....well, you know....

    • @helioharry5422
      @helioharry5422 9 лет назад +6

      Drew Mitchel I see what you did there! :)

    • @JirenthaGray
      @JirenthaGray 9 лет назад

      😂 😂

    • @flappydoggyman387
      @flappydoggyman387 8 лет назад +4

      +Kofi Mayers u are a kid u can not be a youtuber ok I am helping you

    • @gabrielnito6606
      @gabrielnito6606 8 лет назад +16

      +Drew Mitchel Since the house demolition episode...I absolutely understand!

    • @kingkeith4183
      @kingkeith4183 7 лет назад +1

      Drew Mitchel oh ha ha ha 😂 that was good

  • @ucg-gaming
    @ucg-gaming 2 года назад +12

    James: Easy does it
    Jeremy: Speed is key
    Hammond: *Blindfolded*

  • @garryoak
    @garryoak 4 года назад +8049

    There are starving kids in Africa that could have eaten that Volkswagen

  • @p00x39
    @p00x39 3 года назад +99

    "Oh no it's a bad crash!"
    "Oh no!"
    "Oh noooooo!"
    *proceeds to deliberately wreck everything in sight

  • @NavigatedChaos
    @NavigatedChaos 10 лет назад +759

    Hammond is the version of Gavin Free who never left the UK.

    • @KRaFightsDragNs
      @KRaFightsDragNs 10 лет назад +21

      BASICALLY! Never thought of it like that.

    • @Satakarnak
      @Satakarnak 10 лет назад +1

      Yepp

    • @mattmopar440
      @mattmopar440 9 лет назад +6

      I love Gavin we need hammond in the states as well

    • @marcusciasco9961
      @marcusciasco9961 9 лет назад +21

      MAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKK NNNNNNNUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @4llenWrench
      @4llenWrench 9 лет назад +6

      Marcus Ciasco *tilts head back... MMMAAARRRKKK NNNUUUUTTT!!!

  • @AndrewTheRocketCityRailfan4014
    @AndrewTheRocketCityRailfan4014 2 года назад +9

    I love James’s face at the beginning-an expression of confidence and wise ness

  • @Mameyaro
    @Mameyaro 5 лет назад +311

    “Things have gone literally ev- ...IVE HIT THE LUXURY TOILETRIES”

  • @acewitchhunter222
    @acewitchhunter222 9 лет назад +65

    Richard's hatchback is tipped aside!
    Can't stop laughing...

    • @haythamthabit42
      @haythamthabit42 9 лет назад

      Me too I laughed so hard

    • @CMDR_John_Crichton
      @CMDR_John_Crichton 8 лет назад +6

      +Leung Jason Watch May's reaction to him sliding across the line. Simple look of "what the fuck".

    • @nicoferguson1215
      @nicoferguson1215 8 лет назад

      +crichton55 (Gelbooru) and "holy shit comedy gold moment" too

  • @Julian-yo1lz
    @Julian-yo1lz 6 лет назад +16

    3:34 i got send out of class for laughing

  • @AndrewTheRocketCityRailfan4014
    @AndrewTheRocketCityRailfan4014 2 года назад +17

    Jeremy: You did hit things James.
    Also him and Richard: *Create a huge mess*

  • @YacovDHans
    @YacovDHans 5 лет назад +210

    Now this is something I want to do for my birthday

    • @harryraiswell2158
      @harryraiswell2158 5 лет назад +1

      Me too mate! 👍

    • @liliththompson2784
      @liliththompson2784 4 года назад

      hell yea

    • @davecommentator
      @davecommentator 4 года назад

      Well in most cities, gangsters nick cars and put them through the front of shops every few weeks anyway, so fill your boots :P

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei 8 лет назад +35

    I'm crying, literally crying, at Hammonds finish xD

  • @dez3540
    @dez3540 8 лет назад +64

    Hammond literally had me crying

  • @mr_pc-sco197
    @mr_pc-sco197 2 года назад +2

    'I've hit the luxury toilet tissues!'
    this cracked me up

  • @g0rsk13g4n9st4
    @g0rsk13g4n9st4 10 лет назад +51

    I admit, if I was lucky enough to race in a supermarket, I'd purposely do EXACTLY what Clarkson and Hammond have done.

  • @jaredjeffs
    @jaredjeffs 4 года назад +72

    3:02 “In the plums.” 😂😂

  • @Gabrong
    @Gabrong 9 лет назад +334

    what did Hammond drive? I just saw him floating in the air.

    • @wilkgr
      @wilkgr 8 лет назад +15

      +Gábor Orosz He said "Come on little Nova", so I'm guessing some sort of Nova.

    • @wilkgr
      @wilkgr 8 лет назад +3

      ***** Ok. I have no idea, as we have Holden here, and I don't see that here.

    • @Gabrong
      @Gabrong 8 лет назад +64

      +Filip Hellquist cmon guys.. i meant it was camouflaged... :D

    • @ZandorClegane
      @ZandorClegane 8 лет назад

      Nice one

    • @FerroequinologistofColorado
      @FerroequinologistofColorado 8 лет назад

      +Jack Coe I was wondering what he said as he started his run I thought he said "come on little dova here we go" now I know he said "come on little nova here we go"

  • @Artymorty_124
    @Artymorty_124 4 месяца назад +2

    Hammond rocketing round the first corner, then just hearing a tremendous crash always makes me lose it🤣

  • @HareBrahs
    @HareBrahs 9 лет назад +81

    that store looked like a north korean show-off supermarket

    • @deletedwaffles
      @deletedwaffles 9 лет назад +9

      +Hare Brahs The only problem is there's actually real food in that store in the video.

    • @mkm282
      @mkm282 9 лет назад

      No, you know nuthin' Hare Brahs.

    • @someguyonyoutube4285
      @someguyonyoutube4285 8 лет назад +1

      FAKE?! FAKE! ALL FAKE!

    • @chrisgauthier7027
      @chrisgauthier7027 8 лет назад +1

      +Josh Lovasz fake oranges! Fake everything!

    • @lalala6255
      @lalala6255 8 лет назад +2

      +Hare Brahs it looks like the set of 'Trollied'.

  • @diobrando6245
    @diobrando6245 4 года назад +79

    4:10 you can see a cut on Hammond's forehead tho

  • @Owiko7
    @Owiko7 10 лет назад +25

    4:07 I died laughing the first, second and third time watching that happen.

    • @IceGirl2772
      @IceGirl2772 10 лет назад +3

      I've lost count of how many times I've watched this and I still laugh as much as I did the first time!

    • @Enzo7503
      @Enzo7503 10 лет назад +1

      I'm *STILL* dying!

    • @Julian-yo1lz
      @Julian-yo1lz 6 лет назад +1

      Owiko7 😂😂

  • @Superson1c5
    @Superson1c5 2 года назад +1

    Jeremy: "what do you think he'll do my style or your style?"
    James: "will if he had any sense he'll do my style but he hasn't got any sense because he's Hammond."

  • @RedDawgTN
    @RedDawgTN 8 лет назад +391

    I feel bad for the stockers, who have to replace the shelves and put everything back the way it was.

    • @ProwlXV
      @ProwlXV 8 лет назад +10

      +XXTheRedDawgXX this was set up

    • @RoryMag
      @RoryMag 8 лет назад +58

      +Prowl Playz Yeah, but that's irrelevant, someone still has to clean it up.

    • @carguy466
      @carguy466 8 лет назад +21

      +XXTheRedDawgXX why d oyou feel bad for someone doing what they are supposed to do?

    • @RedDawgTN
      @RedDawgTN 8 лет назад +75

      +Car Guy Because, I work at a Grocery/General Merchandise store and that would be a major pain in the ass, cleaning up that big mess.

    • @carguy466
      @carguy466 8 лет назад +23

      XXTheRedDawgXX so? Why did you choose that job? Did you think that you could just relax all day behind the counter? You can't complain for having to do your job, that's just idiotic

  • @GoPnIK_1
    @GoPnIK_1 4 года назад +37

    3:42 that laugh

  • @babsbeaver6113
    @babsbeaver6113 10 лет назад +28

    top gear, they may be old, BUT THEY'VE STILL GOT IT!

  • @Max.Zjj_
    @Max.Zjj_ 3 года назад +4

    Jeremy destroyed the whole store 😂
    Richard flipped his car

  • @ac3j03y_blah6
    @ac3j03y_blah6 4 года назад +178

    Jeremy: the Obvious Goon
    James: Smart Savage
    Hammond: Jeremys son

  • @CledClassics
    @CledClassics 7 лет назад +111

    JAMES' REACTION AT 4:08 IS A GIFT FROM ABOVE

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 5 лет назад +10

      It looks like a genuine double-take. I've always wondered if James didn't know Hammond's car was going to come through sideways.

    • @alteonaltador1469
      @alteonaltador1469 5 лет назад +1

      I also love how Jeremy just cuts off and stares at the car sliding in

  • @benpaye9364
    @benpaye9364 4 года назад +4

    Well, this is how people are acting to get their hands on toilet roll during Covid-19.

  • @hacklin1757
    @hacklin1757 3 года назад +5

    James: nice and slow will give me a good time
    Clarkson: SMASH EVERYTHING

  • @charmaineread5443
    @charmaineread5443 3 года назад +18

    2:15 me when my mom lets me push the shopping cart.

  • @Gressklipper
    @Gressklipper 5 лет назад +70

    Cleanup at aisle 1, 3, 4, 7, 8, 10-19 and... the rest of the aisles

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 года назад +2

      "LARRY! IS THERE ANYMORE PAPER TOWELS LEFT?!"

    • @beaverscope8317
      @beaverscope8317 4 года назад

      Shop boss : Terry get the mop
      Terry : I don't think the mop is going to cut it , I'll get the road sweeper .

  • @GroinStrain_
    @GroinStrain_ 9 лет назад +37

    For those people who think it is a waste of food and "who would let them do that?" this is on the set of Trollied - a supermarket based sitcom on Sky 1. I think the studio is Bristol or somewhere, so don't worry about the food or the permission because it is all on set

    • @ihatedwang
      @ihatedwang 9 лет назад +4

      Thank you. The comments of wasted food was driving me insane.

    • @Vapidity
      @Vapidity 6 лет назад +1

      Was thinking it was Valco, but went through it a second time and it was obviously Valco, as there was the Valco Tick in a few places. And sorry but I have never seen a card reader like them before, well only on trollied xd.

  • @phantomf41
    @phantomf41 2 года назад +2

    The way James eating chips and not caring anything about Jeremies car alarm going off is priceless

  • @siuoleht
    @siuoleht 8 лет назад +72

    Missing that, missing everything... 5 seconds later..... Bam

  • @armedziak
    @armedziak 10 лет назад +33

    Hammond best finish ever :D

  • @sasjadevries
    @sasjadevries 10 лет назад +29

    Does Hammond get extra points for the amazing finish?

  • @driftdemon2735
    @driftdemon2735 2 года назад +2

    When Hammond did his run I knew it was going to be funny because it's Hammond