TGPD vs Captain Slow | Top Gear | Series 21 | BBC
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- Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2014
- Its James' turn to evade the Top Gear Police Department, but decides to live up to his Captain Slow title. Amazingly, it kind of works, so Hammond and Clarkson brings out the big guns to bring May down. Clip taken from series 21, episode 1.
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James: "He's stopped! He's given up-"
TGPD Tank: *We don't do that here*
Police: Isn't that illegal?
Hammond: Resisting arrest? Yes!
Jeremy: 2:09
I mean, you’re almost correct.
It looks like a 2S15 Norov SPG, which is based on the 2S1 Gvodzika Self-Propelled Artillery.
@@aboyes9835 want cookie? 🍪
as a person who really likes tanks. That's true. Tanks don't do that here
The TG police seal text is "ambitious but rubbish" in latin.
The little touches are great.
isn’t it ambitious and inept
zenvost2
It’s actually ambitious and inept
Sal Volcano Isn’t ‘rubbish’ and ‘inept’ the same thing? My methods of language is a bit muddled.
It doesn't matter, you can't speak to dead Roman anyway.
i was thinking to myself earlier, what does that mean xD?
That blop-blop-blop sound of Jeremy's bumper as he drives away from his (self-inflicted) crash is far better than any dialogue.
self inflicted? Nonsense! The criminal simply crashed into him at speed
He’s right you know. It’s in the report an everyfin’
@@TacticalAnthony and hes gonna get that bastard
His face as he leaves aswell
P
1:35 Jeremy: "we don't have him,he's closed my door"
that cracked me up
"why go ludicrously fast when you can just go the normal speed" by god that is such a May thing to say
Go back to your country tabitha
Delta9 TetraHidroCannabinol
Go back to the hole you crawled from.
Delta9 TetraHidroCannabinol shut the fuck up
@@delta9tetrahidrocannabinol743 lol stfu lmao
James may is homie
“The drone of intrusiveness has crashed” i love how calm he sounded.
hahah lol
Its a UAV
@@sikdoesthis286 no it’s the drone of intrusiveness
@@toastykoro and it has crashed
Haha it made me think of Ralph the movie makers review of that dogshit restaurant investigator show
Send in the drones
"what are you gonna do? you cant pull him out"
American Cops- "so anyway I started blasting"
Turn off CNN kid
@@Nobody-cw3ri Thats the joke.
@@Nobody-cw3ri I mean it is true but its not always a bad thing.
Jokes aside, you won’t gonna shoot someone for minor traffic violations like speeding though, we aren’t talking about a life and death scenario
@@Icetea-2000 no because that's a non issue for the most part. But if someone flattens people in a residential area, then may God help them
James calmly driving away every single time they seemingly manage to block him off is significantly funnier than it has any right to be.
"So remind me again why exactly you need a 2S1 Gvozdika self-propelled 122-millimetre gun?"
"We're playing cops and robbers."
@COOPER WHITE That's what makes them such an amazing trio.
I thought its an SP 1 C
reasons unknown... but it will come in handy some day...
@@pctech1042 no that'ss a german light that
@@pctech1042 Nope that's definitely a 2S1.
The SP1C has a less bulkier front
I can't belive they actually killed James May, just to get that scene!
He got better :)
it shows the dedication the crew went to for the exceptional realism of Top Gear!
@@chris-um2sh Oh yeah, but I think they went too far this time
@@zxbzxbzxb1 I hope so, it seems pretty serious
@@tenebris5705 "Only two things are infinite: the universe and James Mays longevity" - Albert Einstein
5:52 I love the pure joy on Hammonds face as he brutally wrecked a wall and I love how James is so sarcastic about the tank that he doesn’t realise what Hammond can do
I love how Clarkson just stands there in disbelief with his arms wide open when May just keeps driving off. It's like he's saying "He can't do that...can he do that?"
Hammond:I don’t think he should be handling that
*pulls out a tank*
Hammond is hypocrite .
@@beaverscope8317 like you
@@zEternus thank you.
@@cheesepuffs5226 do you mind .
Hammond is funny I swear he is dead and some how still alive but like a friendly zombie who won’t eat you but loves crashing and giving himself brain damage but he is a mental man Hammond on a wing plane screaming haha Hammond must really enjoy himself a lot lol does stuff that the old ones won’t do
“I.. was.. in.. persuit.. of.. a.. pleb.. *uh* male..”
IC1 male. Police code for white skin.
and Clarkson said I were in persuit I believe
@@respectedgentleman4322 White - North european, technically
I was in persuit of a pleb *UHHH* Perv
Were
This was my favorite episode, rip James may his presence was always missing in every episode after
I see what you did there.
He gave his life for this shot, what a dedication
"We don't have him, he closed my door!"
The TGPD: the most militarised police force in the world.
I thought that was Chicago
*Chiraq
dont you mean the average US police force?
And the most inept.
Least*
When you accidentally add another 0 to the budget .
I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if that's what actually happened, the episodes in the last few seasons got a lot more mental
What are you talking about? There is no accident.
Oh wait...
@@greatdays7050 ?
Hah saw that
Haha, then I wonder how many '0's they might have accidentally added when they launched a Reliant Robin 'space shuttle'. Lol
[2:20 - 3:00] I'm genuinely impressed by the speed of that thing!!!
Turbo Diesels haul some ass
Could go 63mph
Dubai police force: we have the most advanced police force in the world
TGPD: hold my beer
TGPD: hold my tank
Dubai has the best cars sure but not in any way are they advanced.
@@apollomars1678 hold my moustache
The LAPD is the best one
@@nickgage1438 man they're just all show& no go
Any Islamic country has two things going for them
Oil& punishment against women
When you get 6 stars in GTA
No 10 stars
So true
It's more like 69 stars
10000000000 stars
I think we’ve got a patriotic Nasi Lemak eater
Took me seven years to realize he's using a Thrustmaster joystick (for PC/console video games) to "pilot" the drone at 3:50
The show is scripted for the most part like WWE wrestling. No is actually getting hurt most of the time and the stunts are controlled. Still funnny though
It's obviously just an RC toy. Real drones are actual aircraft sized
I actually have that joystick, but it comes with a throttle that you can’t remove from it, so where did it go?!
Clarkson: Got him!
James: -drives off
Clarkson: Wait, that's illegal
The TGPD has better equipment than most UK police...
... Most???
@@Wolham no small arms...
@@davidvanderven Who needs small arms when you have a tank with an operational cannon?
@@WeldingForJesus sometimes a .44 or a .50 cal are more 'situationally' appropriate...
@@davidvanderven Like, in what scenario??
6:03 me when I have a presentation in front of the class
“And rightfully so in both scenarios...”
You need to tell?
@@lydathegreat YES
hahahahahaha
I was not ready for that answer I'm lmao when I heard that
“This is an arrest!”
✌🏻
Funny every time!!
James: he's stoped, hes giving up!
Tank: peace was never an option!
Moral of the story,
Don't give Hammond a Tank.
Ya think
Moral of the story is don't try to be a smart ass and then try to outrun a tank off-road
Moral of the story is...
Harambe is not dead.
TheIronNinj
it wasn't a tank. it's was soviet self-propelled artillery
This show must've been so much fun to shoot.
Maxbrestable! That tank must have been fun to shoot
@@eetu2875 well it's a self propelled artillery, and they likely used a blank, but I guess it would be pretty fun nonetheless
@@Clangokkuner you must be fun at parties
@@KookoCraft I don't go to parties I think they're boring
Would you take a punch form Clarkson?? To be producer on grand tour??
The way he bumped and closed the door on Jeremy 😂
6:15 this single minute is better than the entire new top-gear
"He's stopped. He's given up!"
*B O O M*
Kboom
How does this have 1.2K likes but only one reply?
“And on that bombshell, back to the studio..”
RIP that guy
"We have him!"
*backs up
"We don't have him! he has closed my door!"
that is me trying to do anything, in a nutshell.
So true.
Like "Okay, I guess I fixed my life ..... Aaaand nvm."
+Dane The Engi brain. use it. please?
HelmLord5792 xxq
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I remember watching this as a kid. It was amazingly believable back then - thanks for putting on a show TG
6:12 d a c i a s a n d e r o m o m e n t
ï were in pursuit of a pleb" BEST LINE EVER
@@knedl1k_ "I am" in past tense
I'm gonna get that BOSTARD!
That nobody with the Guitar but why not “I was”?
XEX_Racing_League ok thanks
Sorry but it was clearly hammonds line of I have an erection, that was the best of them all
James may: you can’t pull a man out of the car
*LSPD Joined the chat*
NOOSE HAS JOINED THE CHAT
*GUNS HAVE JOINED THE CHAT*
Oh hey an old comment
@@someoneidk6303 Oh hey a new comment
You can’t pull a man out of the river *LEGO CITY* let me tell you something
One of the best episodes they ever did. In my opinion.
Hammond: "This is an arrest!"
May: ✌
I love how even when there's a literal tank on May's tail, he absolutely refuses to take anything seriously
Well if they cant get you then
Its because he's "Done it Properly!"
@@kellhound7227v jfSJ7sn5pv8 as3321111v{😅💋🌼💋💋🤣🤣🤣🌹as❤ 4:06 😊😂1 gg
because he knows that hammond and clarkson are massively incompetent
Basicly 3 men living the dream of every man: "Playing with big toys"
The drone crashing was hilarious
The 10 seconds from 5:46 on made me laugh way more than they should.
1:33
"We got him! We finally have him!"
*pulls out*
"We don't have him! He closed my door!" XD
+A Toaster Doodle Noodle If police chases was like more often I'd watch, this is funny.
I'm gonna get that bastard
+A Toaster Doodle Noodle You watched the video too?
i did not now this was scrpted tell if ound out on youtube thats how good it was
"The drone of Intrusiveness has crashed
4:40 Why oh why Jeremy shouting "ENGAGING FLAILS!" makes me fall off my chair every time?!? 😂😂
”Well he has given u-” *BANG*
"Ambitiose sed ineptum"
God I miss this show.
These were the golden years of top gear now it's not bad but terrible in comparison the old guys had a unique friendship while I don't get that feeling with the new guys it's as if they a forced to get along
It means
“Ambitious but inept”
😂
"He's stopped. He's given u-." *tanks blows him up* "ah, on that note, back to the studio."
BluePhantom Productions classic 80s comic relief.
"So he won't be coming on?"
“And on that bomb shell, back to the studio.”
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This episode was a glorious example of the brilliance that was Top Gear.
1:30 “No we don’t, he’s closed my door!” got me😂
"Here we go." *3 Seconds later:* " The drone of Intrusiveness has crashed."
1:09 Turning signal in a car chase. :D
+4TaktRollerNeinDanke Gotta have manners in criminalville.
HOW WAS THAT GUY ALIVE
unless they edit that
Troy Channel They did.
+Troy Channel It's farily rare...in fact, it's VERY VERY rare, that you die from using your turning signals.
Hi Landesgenosse.
Top gear is just incredible !!! Is so sad to realize that the world of those days is gone, this is a total new reality
That ending was spectacularly hilarious
"Oh hang on a minute, He's stopped, He's given up" -proceeds to kill James May-
He got out of the car before blowing it up I’m sure
@@BrianSellasBiggestFan ummm yeeeaaah obviously, not like they would actually blow the car up with him inside
@@northdkt7088 you never know
@@BrianSellasBiggestFan xD true, you can never tell what they might do to each-other
You could see him alive at the end.....
Robber: *EXISTS*
TGPD: im going to end this mans life...
No No be like “I’m about to end this mans whole career”
@@Pvt_soap_ I think the original comment was more accurate and funny.
Pvt_soap_ 1479 and who cares about that? Originality is better.
Clearly these guys have never seen an American police stop. You just need 4 cruisers so you can box him in.
I love how casual james is the entire ride
no james mays were harmed in the makiing of this viedio
Αpart from a James May
***** lol
But your spelling was.
***** was what
J Lowe he meant the "makiing" and the "viedio"
James: you can’t pull a man out of a car
GTA: Hold my shark cards
Russian cops: hold my jumping through windshields
he drives away Shoot At Him
American Police: have seen our batons??
@@Utubesuperstar usa cops, eh fucking shoot him out lmao
Jeremy opening his door with confidence:
James casually closing his door again: 🗿
This is my favorite Top Gear episode
Jeremy:Here we go
*Crashes Drone at takeoff*
Jeremy:The Drone of intrusiveness has crashed.
😂😂😂
Top Gear feels like Monty Python with vehicles all too often.
6:37 top 10 saddest anime deaths
And on that bombshell, back to the studio
Nooooooooooooo😭
So true
I was crying
2:09 😂
Top 10 most spectacular anime deaths
Title: TGPD vs Captain Slow
Thumbnail: Jeremy and his VW Golf
So much fun watching this after so many years
“we dont have him he closed my door!” the British cop said”
"The eaty thing of devastation."
"I'm not sure, if he should be operating that thing."
E.T*
lmao
Its not 'E.T' lmao its what the guy said to start with 'eaty'.
it is E.T. because it looks Extra Terrestial...
the most hilarious part is the three of them could actually pull off a mustache 😂😂😂😂
I love watching these clips so much. I did of laughter every time.
Clarkson: Here we go.
*Drone crashes on runway*
ClErksAn: *THE DRONE OF INTRUSIVENESS HAS CRASHED...*
Clerksan sounds like how a Japanese person who speaks really bad English would say "Clarkson"
@@filmandfirearms lol
"eventually, i got the stone airbone and begin the hunt for oj may"
Who gave that man a pilot's license?
Oh u sneaky little...
6:03 this is all u need to know guys
It is a nice tank though lol
@@WRUScrumhalf So is the:
M1A1 Abrams (American tank)
Leopard 2A8 (German tank)
Uralvagonzavod T-90 (Russian tank)
Hägglunds BAE systems CV-90 (Sweden Tank)
So many memorable moments and quotes in this video oh my
Grappler: Allow me to introduce myself.
“I’M GONNA GET THAT *BARSTARD”*
The most Jeremy Clarkson thing ever
He should’ve said that at the first place...
I miss good Top Gear :(
Ikr now we have shit presenters
Robuiscuit 27 I know
+MR BAD CAMERA H5 The Grand Tour sucks, it's so obviously scripted. It's no way near as organic or funny as the originals.
I enjoy Grand Tour but it's just not the same :( I miss the star in the reasonably priced car. Can't believe BBC threatened to sue if they had too similar a format. I mean I can, but it sucks. Even with the three of them it still feels like an imitation of Top Gear, even when the episode's good.
Daniel Gould same
Clarkson: He's just driven off.
Never a more keener observation ever
2:10 dad is not the swearing type of guy but i remember he laughed hard at this one 😂
2:35 "Its a heavy, high mobility engineer excavator and it's built by jcb for the military."
me, who plays a lot of farming sim: it's a tractor with a front loader attachment and a silage fork.
I never think that i could found a fs 19 player
Is it a military grade tractor?
Lol it was a job for the military Soo they can know how to survive and they also used tractors
Notice the bucket in the back
Also, from what I heard, the National Guard drives “tonkas”
Not a tractor. Redesigned backhoe. Styling is a lot different to normal backhoe and do 63mph instead of typical 25mph
*You tell him you don't want to fight*
Hoi!
+Jack Hazardous Hello
+Jack Hazardous Hoi i'm tem
+Metalguy40 It's so weird watching it without Undyne's theme when the tank bursts through the wall and such
+Ültra Frisk will pay
"Eaty Thing of Devastation"
Best vehicle name ever
This is just incredible, it is genuinely laugh out loud funny. Watching this for the first time years and years back I was crying by the end
5:51 that gleeful, maniacal giggle is terrifying...and funny 😂
"I have an erection"
WW3 time more like WWTGPD time
"I were in pursuit of a pleb"
NekkyJam What’s a pleb?
@@Thellbro WHEN IN DOUTE......GOOGLE IT
A peasant.
Imagine if James stayed put in the garage.
Nothing, Jeremy destroyed the wrong wall 😂
This is my favourite Top Gear episode by far!
1:34
Jeremy Clarkson: (opens the door) We finally have him!
James May: (reverses and pushes door shut)
Accurate description of the situation
"We donf have him he s closed my door"
“He’s done it again.”
We don't have him he just closed my door
No shit sherlock
Hammond: Im not sure he should be operating that thing...
*PULLS OUT TANK*
To be fair, he was talking about the Urang-utang
He didn't roll it, for once.
Thats also not actually a tank.
im your 230th like thank me later:)
@@kartoffelschloss6425 It was a tank
3:27 got me hére we go The drone of intrusiveness has crashed🤣🤣🤣
I share this video to so many people because it's brilliant.
Imagine if the actual police had police equipment like the TGPD
*LATEST NEWS*
"WORLD CRIME HAS GONE DOWN BY 100%"
Thunder lighting
Lol. We should deploy the tanks to the south side of Chicago.
@@jacer445u5 That actually happened in Detroit once. During the riots.
Meerkat More
I know, the Riots got so bad National guard brought in a Striker.
Stonk
Thunder lighting they do. They make things worse...
I love the part in 2:10 of the video when Clarkson says "I'm going to get that bastard!" His face was priceless!
Same
James: "he's stopped. He's given up"
hammond: Fires
And on that tank shell it's back to the studio
"I was in pursuit of a pleb."
that's all I need to hear.
He's Stoped
He's Given Up
*Exspolosion*
Your Forgetting it's a tank James
WeenieButt Gaming you'd think captain slow would know more about things what also move slow.
To be accurate it was a russian PT-76
That is the saddest attempt to write Explosion
@@jenesis1381 It's not. It's a SPH 2S1 Gvozdika.
Damn I miss this Top Gear
TGPD: LITERALLY the best police department ... in the world.
Love that drone of intrusiveness
Eatey Thing Of Devastation
Prongs of Doom
Tank of Righteousnes