Demolition Men | Top Gear | BBC
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- Опубликовано: 9 дек 2011
- Having chosen their vehicles of destruction, Jeremy, James and Richard head to Christian Fields in Gravesend to assist with the demolition of derelict houses. But can they do it faster then the professional crew?
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I don't know why but 5:50 kills me XD
"Oh, I've scratched me Tank"
+Shane Fell "You scratched my anchor!"
Shane Fell what about 5:30 "Walkies"
When I first watched this episode with my dad years back, we heard that line and laughed hysterically.
Jack Lievsay b
I can never get enough of this show
I love Top Gear. Three middle-aged 8-year-olds with unlimited budget.
BBC budget*
Yush
***** Depending on the challenge.
+niek holweg They'll have Amazon budget now. :P
+Ben Kielar
if i could just go out and buy a tank/doser for me and a few of my friends and get to destroy a neighborhood . . XD . .ya just you try and say that will be boring i dare you!
00:30 - 00:32 : The moment Jeremy turned into an actual orangutan.
lol
he looks like a proper orangutan lol
@@aidanjanemcintosh6919 but with charisma
1:22 - 1:24 when richard became a mad hamster
@@MausOfTheHouse OMG I run into you again
I wouldn't want to do the risk assessment for this episode
>Harpoon lands and carries a porta john away.
was a fairly simple process actually. it only had one tick box.. "are they going to do something that is by no means safe, with incorrect equipment, possibly causing damage to local area. yes or no?"
"In case of emergency, our assembly point will be... Portugal. Yes. Portugal. Everywhere closer to the build site is within the hazard zone of Clarkson's Housebine Harvester..."
nah nothing wrong with bricks flying all over the place in a densely populated neighbourhood with spectators watching not too far away.
yes
Hammond: "it appears I'm a bit stuck"
James: "hang on Hammond I'm coming!"
*crashes into building*
"Oh, dear"
Jeremy: "Basically you got a whole house on your head"
Oh Cock
5:09
Hammond: That felt nasty. What happened there?
Jeremy Said : What Do You Going
*Crashed Into The Building*
That delayed door falling down with the explosives is so comedic and perfectly cut
“You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”
"is that suit or his piles that's making him walk like that?"
"You have only blown the bloody door off"
🤣
Simmilar line to the Italian Job
"I lost control completley now." Cut to his machine shredding up a car. I nearlly pissed myself laughing there.
Ikr
love how you use the word "machine"
3:15 "its got a mind of its own"
it's hungry
I hate it when I have a laughing seizure. Oh my good god.
May when he trapped hammond. Nailed it
He just wanted to help him
***** If May wants to help, he shouldn't. lol
Illusive Prime Well, a Top Gear presenter helping another Top Gear presenter. What could possibly go wrong?
***** Everything, I thought you would know that. lol
Illusive Prime Well, who doesn't?
Jeremy: "Walkies. Yeeesss... good Digger."
*Digger scrapes loudly against Hammond's tank*
Hammond: * Swears *
Jeremy: "Bad Digger!"
I’ve scratched me tank
You watched the video too?
Lol
'Walkies' was the best bit
engasal that’s what my dad says when it’s time to walk the dog
2:30 "This isn't demolition, this is just stupid :s" haha
One of my favourite lines in all of Top Gear. Sums them up perfectly.
@@csykes23 exactly
Basically this entire bit
Stjuupid🤣🤣🤣
And at 3:34 he hits a water main: this isn’t demolition, this is just stupid! He should NOT have said that!
1:24 someone is missing a finger.
mark durrant q
frodo
I wonder why
No shit
From working there
Its beyond a joke that the BBC think they can still continue on TopGear without the boys. The new Top Gear is going to bomb very hard.
+FatWrecks it's going to basically be another "us topgear"
This isn't top gear, this is stupid.
this very video?
The bbc should've seen the views drop by now
The views more than halved, but that doesn't mean that BBC can do anything about it.
"What have you done?!"
"I've hit a water main."
"Well you're an idiot."
Wow, these guys are hilarious.
Brenden Pischke you are so rood
Brenden Pischke I
welcome to england
LOL!!!
Brenden Pischke yeah it's sad they quite
"You've only blown the bloody door off" - Hammond 6:40
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...
6:40
@@rolandfrei3924 Well, he did his job
"You've only blown the bloody door off!"
- Hammond 6:31
"This isn't demolition this is just stupid" A miraculous moment of clarity from Jeremy Clarkson, there.
6:40
Richard Hammond: You've only blown the *bloody door* off!!
“You’ve only blown the bloody door off!” Good reference to english classic “the italian job”
Tbh, James' plan at 3:01 was pretty good. If they did that to each house, then rammed the corners in, they could have won.
That's literally how my grand father used to do it.
James: Draws an actually good and logical idea
Also James: Proceeds to 'help' Hammond by crashing into the house and dropping the entire bloody roof on him
@@lyonvensaIssue is Hammond’s vehicle had become the support of most of the house, something needed to give to relieve the pressure so Hammond could move again. What May did was one of the few choices left.
Come on Walkies yes good digger, Bad digger!
Officialy lost my shit!
Timmyboy505 Doesn't get much more quintessentially Top Gear than the shot of the digger's perilously empty seat as it eats a hatchback.
hahahahaha
+Timmyboy505 LOL
6:39 That line from Italian's Job is priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
RIP GoPro on Hammond's harpoon
Who’s idea was that?
@@ghazghkullthraka9714 why did you think you would get a response after 5 years?
@@np2155 You tell me, you responded
@@ghazghkullthraka9714 your comment, the one i replied to was only a week ago lad, so YOU tell me
@@np2155 It's been 8 months does anyone know the answer?
1:22 LOL!! Hammond's reaction
To be fair, I too would be scared by... _that_
The grinder wasn't even on.
ahhahaha when the door fell i died
,kjy
Djhj,
Portugal 84,63, uyhhyuujkkilkggDy6y
Eagle Light FIRE IN THE HOOLLLEEEE!!!!! Hahaha lol XD!!!!!
5:36 “good n….” 😂😂😂 all I can imagine when they say digger 😂😂😂
"What have you done?!"
'I've hit a water main.'
"Well, you're an idiot!"
5:50
Hammond: “I’ve scratched my tank”
Jeremy: *starts laughing*
Just makes you really appreciate how tough even these little guys are. I was a Combat Engineer myself, I worked with equipment similar to this fairly often, and while I always knew that it could do some serious damage if we needed it to, it's not as if we just kind of bulldozed houses over with it. Hilarious to watch, all the better.
I remember watching this, I was one of the many people that they tried to keep off camera, but everybody kept climbing over and on top of the houses. Being an avid watcher of Top Gear, my 12 year old self was understandably excited.
Demolition looks SO much fun. I want a go!
James A Williams joking
Same
*ok*
James A Williams k
I think that to
I just admire that Jeremy thought he could control that monstrosity with a remote control, even after saying his trademark deep-voice "Yes" twice. 1:10
Charge your Galaxy Note 7 inside it for quicker results
that makes no sense
LMAOOOOOOOOO
It’s because they are prone to exploding, that’s the joke.
what a retarded joke
Mate relax I'm not trying to start any beef but chill man its a joke
If they had gone with the battering ram idea from the beginning then they probably would have won (most likely).
I know what you mean.
But I'm guessing they didn't cause in case the house collapsed on top of the vehicles, it would have been too big of a problem.
619WWEFAN Well, they should have gone as far back as they could then gone full throttle at the houses.
TheBrickGuy7939 both the space and the speed limit seemed low.
They cannot use too much space to reduce public disturbance as much as possible, and safety too for them
619WWEFAN What I mean is it worked later on in the process. The reason Hammond got stuck was because he attempted a house that was already damaged then James crashed into it making the roof fall on Hammond's vehicle.
+TheBrickGuy7939 Or they should have came in like a wrecking ball
I love their health and safety briefing 😂
“Don’t have an accident, do not have an accident.
If you have an accident, remember, it WAS an accident”
0:10 You know I hear Princess Diana had one of these.
it's like top secret, how did ya kno?
Px Stylesx He knows too much...
It's bad enough you copy a joke. It makes it worse that the joke you copied was a top gear joke, too.
Its also bad enough that he didnt copy the joe word for word
Did she by any chance have a 1974 Reliant Scimitar, you know?
4:18
That’s what the BBC said when they saw the trio doing their own version of the show on Amazon
James' method of tearing out the central support was essentially the same as the controlled demolition the pros use on buildings in cities. If it weren't being hammed up for the camera, that would have worked magnificently.
Incidentally: this video always puts me in the mood to play Red Faction: Guerrilla. Where my methods of demolition are similar.
I was thinking about red faction guerilla when watching this vid too lol
4:57 Jeremy's reaction to this entire bit made me die🤣🤣
"But it was hard to concetrate with the orangutan around" Lmao
The CET (or "Frog") was a great piece of kit if you were lucky enough (or mad enough) to want to crew/operate it. Over 5 years in all I was lucky enough to do so. Awesome times with great friends.
It never gets old watching these three together, doing what they do best...
"I've scratched my tank* said no tanker ever
1:19 Jeremy "Now, stand back a bit." Richard: *"Really!"* "Do ya think?!" "If *UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH!!!!"* 😂
2:24 had me laughing so hard. he harpooned a porta-potty and dragged it onto the roof.
imagine if somebody was in it though
did anyone else want to see Jeremy use his machines blades on the house? :P
I really want a tank now.
Darth Sieberius I would use Jeremys orangutan
It's not even a tank
2:20 imagine someone was in that porta loo when hammond dragged it over the roof lmao
LuckyLegionN7 *_AAAAAAARGH_*
Honestly seeing them have huge smiles on their faces gives me a smile man, I miss this show so much.
5:50 " I've scratched me tank" 😂😂😂
3:35
Richard: What have you done?!
Jeremy: I hit a water main!
Richard: Well, you're an idiot!
XD!
they are like kids playing gta.
It's more like playing Minecraft
fnaf boss 3000 ???
@@rudexbruiser2604 nah, this is like Detonate. Google it, simple but amazing demolition game. And it's free
FIRE IN THE HOLE... *door falls over*
YOU'VE ONLY BLOWN THE BLOODY DOOR OFF!
"Do you know how to?"
"No, but how hard can it be?"
Engine starts
5:22 lol. All of those people are like "What the hell is going on?"
The timing on the bit with the explosives was just beautiful.
I had to watch that many times because I couldn't stop chuckling at it.
6:30 Explosive Fail! 😂
5:11
Jeremy Clarkson: James crashed into the corner of the house and now basically *you got a whole house on your head.*
🤣😆😅
"Why are there six pedals for only four directions?"
I will never ever get tired of watching these three.
6:40 Hammond: you've only blown the bloody door off! Me: That's what I was about to say! Elijah Stevenson
Hammond's right there, Mommy.
"Ah, I scratched me tank" ROFL! :D
Pip Master what does Rofl stand for?
5:33 walkies
"I've scratched me tank"
Man I wanna be able to say that someday.
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
*door falls down*
"You've only blown the BLOODY door off!"
You only suppose to*
Nice Italian Job reference mate
this vid is full of ideas for a zombie apocalypse
Or revisit Argentina to run over stupid people who attack Top Gear crew....
With more experience, I would say that Jeremy himself would have been able to keep up with the pros. That digger was mean when it was doing its job.
But let's not forget, this is the orangutan to the rescue.
Mean dangerous and messy
that digger certainly clears up more than just mines
Fire in the hole!!!!.*boom* you only blown the bloody door off....
+Gaara thats what more explosives are for
RichRichGaming hahaha lol XD!!!
ruclips.net/video/7_PX1cVuaVA/видео.html
That scene is soo perfect🤣
It was an Italian job reference
6:27 bomb suit no gloves
EOD Suits doesnt have any gloves.
@@RusskiBlusski Why not? Seems like a pretty major oversight to me
@@mini2239 it doesnt have gloves since it will prevent the user from using tools efficently, and if a bomb goes off at that close range the user will die anyways, even with the suit.
@@RusskiBlusski Ah that makes sense, but why even have the suit?
@@mini2239 it can save the user on occation against saller explotions or against fragments at a distance (like how it was used in the video)
That Italian job joke went over everyone's heads 🤣😅
5:49 ..Hamster says.. "I have scratched me tank" then comes out like a boss!
Great team and best TV show ever
5:49
*_1:23_**_ Scared af_*
Jeremy:-Fire in the holeeeeeeeee!!!!- "Boom" "Only the doors falls".
"You've only blown the bloody door off" XD
Imagine if when hammond brought the harpoon back over a cat had been impaled
that would've been funny
I think the portapotty was funnier
Me too. Better yet, drags a truck straight through the wall
Impaled? It would have been destroyed
That was the most entertaining thing ive ever watched!!
BEST job in the world here
I'm so glad you have this part uploaded
3:18 Amogus
anyone notice the construction worker at 1:25 missing a finger?
It was bent behind the joystick
+Ben Dance hahaha
look again ^^
4:58 I wonder if he actually did it on purpose 🤔😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
5:08 Hammond sweating bullets. Although how many people can say they've had a house collapse on top of them.
James may is a legend!!!
4:51 im stuck stepBro!
they would have won if they just rammed it from the start, but this way is more entertaining :)
You should be scared when Jeremy says:
"Yes"
"Everything under complete control"
"What's the worst that could happen?"
"POWER!"
Jeremy or James both had good ideas. James was able to take out most of one of the houses by thinking about how the house was built and pulling out the central support. If Jeremy had then used his mine clearer to finish the job they could have won.
1:03 A baby with the new toy
they brought bloody tanks to destroy a house lol..
what could be any better than that hahah
Kevin Hermanto the Marauder :D
An actual excavator
I always get a little dose of demolition every time I feel stressed out
lol, richard reminds me of 1969 italian job when the door blown
It blows my mind what equipment these guys can get their hands on
YOU'VE ONLY BLOWN THE BLOODY DOOR OFF!! lol
I could sit and watch these 3 all day this is gold😁👍
I loved this kind of episodes of top gear. It is a pity they don't do that anymore on grand tour.
4:05 - I busted up laughing as Jeremy destroyed the purple car with the mine clearing vehicle.
Hammond: 'He looks like a proper orangutan'
Also Hammond: 1:22
LMAOO
Hammond sounds was a Hamster
0:22 omg I love that sound
"you've only blown the bloody door off" -- i love the reference
"you were only supposed to blow the door off"
0:30 UHUHUHUHUHUHUUU!!! XD
lolololololol
Sounded just like an orangutan lol
3:30 "I've hit a water main!"
"Well you're an idiot!"
we need more of this.
1:58 on the other side in the toilett: OUCH