Crossing the Channel in Car Boats - Top Gear - BBC

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @Veathkyn
    @Veathkyn 5 лет назад +9761

    "Oh, sorry mate, the cup sank."
    A much bigger concern than the boat van sinking.

    • @Zauchi
      @Zauchi 5 лет назад +195

      well he is British 😄

    • @jayswarrow1196
      @jayswarrow1196 4 года назад +113

      That was a "gentlemen's" version of answer, to Richard's "that wasn't my fault".

    • @muskatDR
      @muskatDR 4 года назад +47

      How can they drink tea without a cup?

    • @alexanderjones9440
      @alexanderjones9440 4 года назад +6

      This line cracks me up haha

    • @s.abhishek1786
      @s.abhishek1786 4 года назад

      Lmao

  • @williamdavis7299
    @williamdavis7299 4 года назад +8112

    Just imagine being in the middle of the ocean on a massive cargo ship and hearing someone say “we’ve got a car off the port side”

    • @princecharon
      @princecharon 4 года назад +169

      Well, if the captain is British too, he (or she) ought to take it reasonably in stride.

    • @nickg90125
      @nickg90125 4 года назад +16

      Nice Pfp bro

    • @LL15onTT
      @LL15onTT 3 года назад +50

      in the distance you hear an “open fire!”

    • @baconbliss4796
      @baconbliss4796 3 года назад +10

      The real question who would have the right of way

    • @alexleech4490
      @alexleech4490 3 года назад +10

      @@LL15onTT Why did I read that in Clarkson's voice...?

  • @DVR693
    @DVR693 4 года назад +3080

    Love how May got the cup of tea when sinking. True British spirit right there

    • @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
      @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn 3 года назад +131

      That cannot be any more British, floating in the English channel having a cup of tea awaiting rescue

    • @Dushmann_
      @Dushmann_ 2 года назад

      We literally got China addicted to opium, destroyed their Navy, burned down the Emperors palace and took possession of several ports, including Hong Kong, just so we could obtain more tea from them.
      Britains addicted to tea is no joke.

    • @jacoblantom
      @jacoblantom 2 года назад +14

      I love the part where Aldo rain got you out of Nazi prison

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +6

      @@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn got stuck in the channel on a self-built houseboat?
      Just have a cup of tea and wait for it to all blow over

  • @triplehhhbk0917
    @triplehhhbk0917 9 лет назад +3452

    Jeremy: Maybe if we snuck up on it
    Richard: Yeah, sneak up on the sea. That's brilliant

    • @norbertmiko6789
      @norbertmiko6789 8 лет назад +24

      i litelary saw this comment just when they said that

    • @speedometer111
      @speedometer111 7 лет назад +33

      Sounds like something an American would actually believe, after all they believe shooting at a hurricane would stop it...

    • @CoolioXXX52
      @CoolioXXX52 5 лет назад +2

      @@speedometer111 ??

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 5 лет назад +2

      @@speedometer111 what?

    • @Liam.hervo.1888
      @Liam.hervo.1888 5 лет назад

      @@norbertmiko6789 me 2

  • @TheMADGUY50
    @TheMADGUY50 8 лет назад +12273

    These three men are gifts to humanity.

  • @linusdn2777
    @linusdn2777 4 года назад +4883

    Clarkson's car is a genuinely impressive feat of engineering.

    • @lonlo
      @lonlo 4 года назад +379

      Sometimes my genius is almost frightening.
      © Jeremy Clarkson

    • @marnixkamminga8083
      @marnixkamminga8083 3 года назад +168

      Well he's an doctor of engineering so yeah 🤷‍♂️

    • @jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012
      @jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012 3 года назад +18

      @@marnixkamminga8083 lol no he's not

    • @marnixkamminga8083
      @marnixkamminga8083 3 года назад +251

      @@jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012 they gave him an honorable doctorate. That's why he always says he's a doctor of engineering twice

    • @3ZKZSting
      @3ZKZSting 3 года назад +44

      Clarkson’s genius... It generates gravity...

  • @Simgenx
    @Simgenx 11 лет назад +6898

    Big ship sailors, seriously doing their jobs, suddenly see a car pass by XD

    • @thegamingsushicat5349
      @thegamingsushicat5349 5 лет назад +177

      Well, either that's not something you see everyday or what the hell have I been smoking

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 5 лет назад +130

      And then they see the Top Gear trio at the car and understand that they should really watch the next episode.

    • @MichaelStevensonTheGreat
      @MichaelStevensonTheGreat 5 лет назад +13

      I don't know why but I laughed my guts out seeing this comment😂

    • @jesujgaming9801
      @jesujgaming9801 5 лет назад +6

      Simgenx lol

    • @muttproductions2536
      @muttproductions2536 5 лет назад +10

      A bad reason to quit drinking rum. Drink more rum!

  • @kieranwhite6647
    @kieranwhite6647 10 лет назад +3721

    'sorry mate, the cup sank' I don't know why but it always makes me laugh

    • @derbyshireemergencyvideos424
      @derbyshireemergencyvideos424 9 лет назад +26

      Same mate

    • @georgebailey3073
      @georgebailey3073 6 лет назад +7

      Kieran White it gets me too

    • @asancoon2363
      @asancoon2363 6 лет назад +5

      @LG Work *mum

    • @JaggiJiggy
      @JaggiJiggy 6 лет назад +10

      @@asancoon2363 Hes properly American so he cant say Mum its gotta be simplified

    • @xxDOTH3DEWxx
      @xxDOTH3DEWxx 5 лет назад +2

      @Aaron Cubitt gunpowder was created by the Chinese, and the folk on the correct side of the pond love it

  • @adonisparts1343
    @adonisparts1343 4 года назад +4050

    That "boat van" is probably still somewhere in the English Channel to this day.

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 4 года назад +663

      It's at the Beaulieu Motor Museum in the World of Top Gear display.

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 3 года назад +443

      @Just another Person No, it is true. I have seen it. It's there along with Jeremy's Nissan and James' Triumph yacht.

    • @ghillepig2
      @ghillepig2 3 года назад +109

      @@scsutton1 do they have the indestructible toyota truck there?

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 3 года назад +228

      @@ghillepig2 Yes, they do. It's in a display just before you go into the main exhibition hall.

    • @marnixkamminga8083
      @marnixkamminga8083 3 года назад +111

      @@scsutton1 travel location added

  • @R3tr0v1ru5
    @R3tr0v1ru5 8 лет назад +3419

    I've watched these challenges many times and they never get old. That's a sign of great entertainment.

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 5 лет назад +4

      @BABY LETZY Haha, yep.

    • @S-Kara
      @S-Kara 5 лет назад +12

      that's more like *bbc fucked up big time* everytime I watch these challenges

    • @appleapple8841
      @appleapple8841 5 лет назад +2

      Big fax

    • @abdihassan7208
      @abdihassan7208 4 года назад +10

      SAME LOOOO;. I come back every few months..its like watching it for the first time

    • @margarethall7837
      @margarethall7837 2 года назад +2

      I'm watching today in 2022!

  • @ahmadsholahudinalhasany7346
    @ahmadsholahudinalhasany7346 9 лет назад +6665

    "Sorry mate your cup sank" James May.

    • @GXOngXW
      @GXOngXW 9 лет назад +50

      Haha. i laugh at that too

    • @dazl0128
      @dazl0128 8 лет назад +26

      +Ahmad Sholahudin Al hasany was literally looking for this in the comment

    • @VexRedVader
      @VexRedVader 7 лет назад +3

      Gold Star you tried.

    • @Pfromm007
      @Pfromm007 7 лет назад +43

      The greatest sadness for a Briton

    • @wotfan6373
      @wotfan6373 7 лет назад +15

      It's , Sorry mate the cup sank" James May

  • @Chrysa1isTYPE2000
    @Chrysa1isTYPE2000 3 года назад +1032

    I love that Rockstar Games added Jeremy Clarkson's amphibious car to GTA5 and gave it a mounted machine gun.

    • @AreGeeBee
      @AreGeeBee 3 года назад +90

      That's the only thing it needed, and in sure he would've added one had he thought of it

    • @andrepang7874
      @andrepang7874 3 года назад +60

      That’s such a jezza thing to do tho honestly

    • @jacobrumens9601
      @jacobrumens9601 2 года назад +16

      They even added Jeremy’s Quadski as well.

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker 2 года назад +44

      "Japanese craftsmanship with a bit of british engineering and a touch of american ingenuity."

    • @ksneddin
      @ksneddin Год назад +15

      That’s because rockstar games is Scottish and a fan of him

  • @quillmaurer6563
    @quillmaurer6563 5 лет назад +496

    8:05 As the big ship is off their Port side, technically Jeremy has right-of-way. But I do have to imagine that size also plays a role, that more maneuverable vessels (a pickup truck with an outboard motor) must give way to less maneuverable vessels (a 34,000 ton ferry). But my final answer is that the ferry must give way to Jeremy, as maritime law states that vessels in distress always have right of way, which I would assume extends to vessels that have a 99% chance of being in distress at any second.

    • @DARKSLIDEHLL
      @DARKSLIDEHLL 3 месяца назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Whoami691
      @Whoami691 2 месяца назад +6

      I would also imagine that even if the big ship did not have right of way, there was very little Jeremy could have done to stop it.:)

  • @PlatypusGB
    @PlatypusGB 5 лет назад +7421

    French person on the beach: Yeah, over there is Britain. It's a wier-
    British Car: *drives out from the ocean*

    • @4k1nGyEsports
      @4k1nGyEsports 4 года назад +67

      I've been looking for these comments

    • @tomcooney2842
      @tomcooney2842 4 года назад +166

      three British men come out: we did it!

    • @bicyclist2
      @bicyclist2 4 года назад +41

      It's a Nissan so it's Japanese.

    • @duckyouall2573
      @duckyouall2573 4 года назад +24

      That car is a DD sherman without guns and tracks xD

    • @danielt.8573
      @danielt.8573 4 года назад +4

      Brritish carr frrom the ocean? I don't carre!

  • @johnkidd8456
    @johnkidd8456 3 года назад +318

    I love how the smile on James’ face dies as Jeremy tells him they’re going to Dover.

  • @BluChemical9087
    @BluChemical9087 8 лет назад +1062

    "Why the bloody hell won't it turn around?!"
    *blang*
    "Ow."
    5:04

  • @andrewmiller8456
    @andrewmiller8456 5 лет назад +12580

    British Soldiers cross the English Channel in order to invade German occupied France. 1944 colorized

    • @kaxel.
      @kaxel. 5 лет назад +62

      Handy Andy or like the film Dunkirk ;)

    • @Beans-wr3hu
      @Beans-wr3hu 5 лет назад +338

      “SKY SEA SKY SEAAAAAA!”
      Final transmission of an English ship after being shot by a German U-Boat

    • @CommandanteRamon
      @CommandanteRamon 5 лет назад +78

      Rommel: "I thought the Invasion might be... bigger! Fire!" :-D

    • @galliusedan466
      @galliusedan466 5 лет назад +13

      CommandanteRamon wow who knew Rommal was so far from the Africa campaign at that time

    • @_tertle3892
      @_tertle3892 4 года назад +26

      Gallius Edan he did command the axis forces on the french cost during d-day

  • @paulsomers5356
    @paulsomers5356 4 года назад +931

    “Have you ever heard of the milk of human kindness? Well, prepare to suckle on it.”

  • @Catalina._
    @Catalina._ 6 лет назад +3889

    May's car boat = Titanic (First to sink)
    Hammond's car boat = Britannic (Second to sink)
    Clarkson's car boat = Olympic (Unsinkable)

    • @lennartmoritz942
      @lennartmoritz942 5 лет назад +220

      May boat didnt sink, it just doesnt came forward xD

    • @mathiasrasmussen7455
      @mathiasrasmussen7455 5 лет назад +45

      @@lennartmoritz942 It did sink once but they got it back up :D

    • @teamtoyota9048
      @teamtoyota9048 5 лет назад +3

      I Love your music

    • @MechaFen
      @MechaFen 5 лет назад +85

      If we think back to the original challange, Hammond sank first, down at the head(bow), similar to the titanic style
      Then Clarkson capsized, like the Britannic, and may, the only one that didn't go under, the Olympic

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 5 лет назад +7

      @@MechaFen You're absolutely right. Wow, great imagery.

  • @phiutubeful
    @phiutubeful 4 года назад +1817

    Civilian ships head for Dunkirk to rescue the British forces. *colorized

  • @MarvelloPerdana
    @MarvelloPerdana 5 лет назад +1203

    8:36 getting exam results

    • @alexchapman6177
      @alexchapman6177 4 года назад +57

      8:04 when my parents find out and I have to lock myself in the toilet.

    • @Degahen
      @Degahen 4 года назад +67

      3:25 - 3:35 The group of students who didn't study for the final when the teacher hands out a cumulative test.

    • @olliefrancis3740
      @olliefrancis3740 4 года назад +15

      This didn’t age well for A-level students

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 9 месяцев назад +1

      I misread the Hell out of that and thought "When my parents find out I've managed to lock myself in the toilet".

  • @cloudofskys
    @cloudofskys 11 лет назад +613

    "I've seen.. Titanic. Got a hole in it, sank!" lmao

    • @keszelll
      @keszelll 5 лет назад +19

      quickest summary of a movie ever

  • @incognitomccooldude
    @incognitomccooldude 10 лет назад +4408

    7:00 boat sinks, lets have some tea. english people...

    • @RhysdoubleU
      @RhysdoubleU 9 лет назад +238

      You're in the cold sea, carrying a warm drink. If you think the idea of warming yourself up is an oddly British thing to do then your country must be cold.

    • @PH5221
      @PH5221 9 лет назад +38

      RhysdoubleU Warm drinks cool you down over time though, your body recognises it's too hot and cools you down by sweating.

    • @Adam-mx6yh
      @Adam-mx6yh 9 лет назад +4

      Pro Era you sweat more because you're hot

    • @louispearce
      @louispearce 9 лет назад +36

      That's us Brits for you

    • @Madmatt18
      @Madmatt18 8 лет назад +48

      well why not.. you got nothing to lose

  • @abigailment
    @abigailment 4 года назад +788

    I genuinely like the aesthetics of hammonds, and I believe that if it were in a lake instead of the ocean, I absolutely would drive it, and I want it

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 года назад +47

      So long as it isn’t one of the Great Lakes, those can be as rough if not rougher than the sea at times.

    • @F4nta5y
      @F4nta5y 2 года назад +19

      @@cryamistellimek9184 perhaps it would be better suited for a canal

    • @thedapperspinosaur5351
      @thedapperspinosaur5351 2 года назад +11

      @@F4nta5y I mean Richard does live in Birmingham

    • @phantomhurricane666
      @phantomhurricane666 2 года назад +8

      the prototype struggled with a reservoir.

    • @jimmypetrock
      @jimmypetrock 2 года назад

      @@cryamistellimek9184 true I went on my local watertaxi to go to the Navypier the waves were rough when we got even close

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers 10 лет назад +3797

    I've always thought Hammonds carboat looked quite cozy :D

  • @vancomp5549
    @vancomp5549 5 лет назад +2203

    GTA5 just stole Jeremy's car and called it the technical aqua

    • @det.halligan
      @det.halligan 4 года назад +111

      Honestly it wouldn't surprise me. They didn't have any sort of trademark or copyright on the design so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @AONE_.
      @AONE_. 4 года назад +6

      lol same

    • @mikialela6664
      @mikialela6664 4 года назад +71

      yeah thats what gta does, they have done that with other cars also, personally i think its kinda cool

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 4 года назад +14

      flying DeLorean too

    • @mikialela6664
      @mikialela6664 4 года назад +10

      @Asian face yeah if you see it in game its really obvious

  • @Noah-M-P
    @Noah-M-P 4 года назад +3693

    List of times James got hit in the head by his boat saying, “ow” and “OW”
    4:11
    4:38
    5:06
    5:51

    • @username-mf4mu
      @username-mf4mu 4 года назад +66

      Brilliant 😂😂

    • @pineli6752
      @pineli6752 4 года назад +80

      It sounds like the same sound effect 3 times..

    • @Noah-M-P
      @Noah-M-P 4 года назад +5

      Pineli wow, thanks captain obvious, I knew that before I posted this comment...

    • @pineli6752
      @pineli6752 4 года назад +14

      @@Noah-M-P Kek.

    • @Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ
      @Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ 4 года назад +6

      careful, he's a hero

  • @690_5
    @690_5 8 лет назад +579

    They removed the best part where the coast guard flies over them!

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 5 лет назад +28

      Jump out... wrestle Albanians!

    • @DerKatzeSonne
      @DerKatzeSonne 4 года назад

      Now I wanted to see that part... and no idea why they didn't show it in this video, because here they have: ruclips.net/video/YVjo6YOT3Zg/видео.html

  • @maksuree
    @maksuree 11 лет назад +5068

    if jeremy clarkson could cross the english channel in a pickup, why are their no cheap, reliable amphibious cars?

    • @AstralDragoon
      @AstralDragoon 11 лет назад +710

      I doubt there's a market for them.

    • @DanielHolme
      @DanielHolme 11 лет назад +1838

      nobody wants to go to france, apart from to prove a point

    • @catandfishfc
      @catandfishfc 10 лет назад +195

      Buy the Hovervan!

    • @lukemoores6763
      @lukemoores6763 10 лет назад +429

      Theres a perfectly good tunnel to get your car to France!

    • @maksuree
      @maksuree 10 лет назад +385

      *****
      there's also a perfectly good channel.

  • @evnejg94
    @evnejg94 4 года назад +134

    We didn't realize how lucky we were when we had these three on the BBC. The grand tour is great, but the original chemistry these three had was magical.

    • @Gecko....
      @Gecko.... Год назад +2

      They lost a lot of the production talent that made the show what it was when they left the BBC. I also think the relationship between the three became a little strained after the whole debacle. I think May and Hammond were mad that Jeremy got the show canned with his behaviour and it took a while to repair the relationships, I know May kept saying he wanted to stop doing TGT after each series but I guess the Amazon money was too much to turn down.

    • @TrevorScanlan
      @TrevorScanlan Год назад +4

      I really like the grand tour. Skip the star in a car and that crap and just show me the boys

  • @rucker69
    @rucker69 11 лет назад +1671

    I had such high hopes for the vw bus

    • @CodingToFreedom
      @CodingToFreedom 10 лет назад +128

      if one was to really carry that out till the end it would be nearly perfect, closed roof, all the advantages of a boat, including a place for the girls (:))

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 7 лет назад +19

      TrashureSeeker only problem , not enough power

    • @noxscotchxtape
      @noxscotchxtape 5 лет назад +5

      I knew it would fail moment i saw it lol

    • @gavin9744
      @gavin9744 4 года назад +3

      Tex I absolutely love Volkswagens and whenever there’s a Volkswagen on a episode I always cheer for it

  • @BlurryLens3105
    @BlurryLens3105 6 лет назад +418

    The Titanic in a nutshell:
    “...Got a hole in it; sank.”
    -Jeremy Clarkson

    • @th1jzzz531
      @th1jzzz531 4 года назад +4

      _Through_A_Blurry_Lens_ i read it exactly at the same moment i heard it😂🤗

    • @athithg9742
      @athithg9742 4 года назад +4

      Hes not wrong tho👀

    • @masternoob9673
      @masternoob9673 Год назад +1

      I mean, that was pretty much the gist of it

  • @lukeaitken8332
    @lukeaitken8332 5 лет назад +202

    3:38 Hammond's face when he realises why they're driving to Dover hahaha

  • @TREX320
    @TREX320 8 лет назад +336

    James May: 'It's the third time I've been in this BLOODY SEA' XD

  • @Freakears
    @Freakears 2 года назад +69

    I love the dawning realization on May & Hammond's faces when Clarkson says "Dover."

  • @DoctorPetrol
    @DoctorPetrol 4 года назад +760

    Anyone enjoying the old videos to get over the self isolation boredom?

  • @mystrugle900
    @mystrugle900 8 лет назад +943

    I remember when I first saw this I cried with laughter

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel 8 лет назад +8

      I want to watch this episode in full again.

    • @shax232
      @shax232 8 лет назад +1

      Same man

    • @Muck006
      @Muck006 7 лет назад +7

      I was shaking my head in despair, because they could have vastly improved on the designs and prevented some flaws with only a minimal bit of brainpower.
      - Clarkson: HYDROFOILS to stabilize the thing which would allow him to actually use more of his massive power.
      - May: two side-mounted "keels" instead of cutting open the car for a center mounted one.
      - Hammond: bilge-pump and some outriggers to stabilize the vertical design.
      It took me milliseconds to figure those out, but they were rubbish on purpose.

    • @tiffandwilllady2858
      @tiffandwilllady2858 7 лет назад

      R Ward

    • @Bpg5012trick
      @Bpg5012trick 5 лет назад +1

      @@Muck006 You take life too seriously

  • @Iunio92
    @Iunio92 4 года назад +59

    This is the absolute peak of Top Gear for me - it was still pretty unprecedented TV at the time, the antics didn't feel staged (probably because we hadn't seen stuff like this before as much as anything else), it was just a comfy time knowing you were going to see something amazing every time you tuned in.

  • @poafibricks414
    @poafibricks414 4 года назад +825

    Watching this June 6th, 2020. Never forget D-day

  • @bobibest89
    @bobibest89 8 лет назад +396

    Fiberglass technology.. barely tips the scales at over 5 tons :D

  • @diogomagalhaes6562
    @diogomagalhaes6562 8 лет назад +537

    3:49 "mine won't do that" and it's the one it did xD

    • @Firemarioflower
      @Firemarioflower 6 лет назад +7

      Well..... 50/50 it was the wrong town....

    • @chickeyy1792
      @chickeyy1792 5 лет назад +1

      Car guys might know a lot... but most of us don't know about azimuths

    • @eimantas314-rblx
      @eimantas314-rblx 2 года назад

      Spoliers 👁👄👁

  • @Gourmet_Goon80
    @Gourmet_Goon80 4 года назад +424

    Jeremy: [eyes widen in horror]
    James: Is it bad?
    Jeremy: Yes.
    That bit always makes me burst into a tearful laughter.

    • @jayswarrow1196
      @jayswarrow1196 4 года назад +9

      _-Neu... not the... he's not makin'tha'up.._ (c)

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 4 года назад +2

      3:28

    • @charlieharcombe7585
      @charlieharcombe7585 4 года назад +2

      Jay Swarrow you good?

    • @lyonvensa
      @lyonvensa 4 года назад +8

      The fact that even Jeremy said "Mine won't do that" just shows how scary it is. Not many things can kill Jeremy's notorious confidence like that.

  • @DiedrichKnickerbocker1783
    @DiedrichKnickerbocker1783 10 лет назад +147

    "Sneak up on the sea.....brilliant."

  • @benschwartz4047
    @benschwartz4047 4 года назад +354

    That has to be the best pirate I have ever seen

  • @ReroutedYearAD
    @ReroutedYearAD 4 года назад +160

    Richard: "And this is where the girls go. U-up here."
    Jeremy: "No, Richard!"
    Richard: "In bikinis."
    Jeremy: "I'm already seeing the problem. Would you like to step down?"

  • @neza6268
    @neza6268 4 года назад +59

    7:16 "sorry mate the cup just sank"
    Lmao 😂😂

  • @GageisGreat12
    @GageisGreat12 2 года назад +54

    3:29
    I love Clarksons face here. He just realizes how bad all their boats are and the fact he has to cross a 22 mile long channel. I bet he’s just thinking to himself…
    “Shit”

  • @bubblerum69002
    @bubblerum69002 5 лет назад +132

    5:05
    “Ow...thing.”
    I laughed so hard I almost choked on my coffee. Bless you, James May. Bless. You.

  • @MrWarmo
    @MrWarmo 11 лет назад +310

    We failed!!!
    Yay, we lost!!!

  • @SMTaha-en9ov
    @SMTaha-en9ov 9 лет назад +1397

    Toyota is REALLY GOOD OFF ROAD VECHICLE

    • @pokemaster123ism
      @pokemaster123ism 9 лет назад +124

      That's a Nissan

    • @jackootoole
      @jackootoole 9 лет назад +24

      Jeremy's jeep is a Nissan Pathfinder

    • @pokemaster123ism
      @pokemaster123ism 9 лет назад +23

      +S.M Taha if you look at the doors and the hood, you'll see they say nissan

    • @jackootoole
      @jackootoole 9 лет назад +5

      +pokemaster123ism Ye and you can also tell by what it looks like he's probably saying it cause he watched the first vid and now he thinks tho is the same keep

    • @IVR02
      @IVR02 8 лет назад +13

      But it's a Nissan!

  • @th3thin9
    @th3thin9 4 года назад +56

    "ever heard of the milk of human kindness?"
    "well prepare to suckle on it now"

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde 10 лет назад +279

    I REALLY wanna see them do this challenge again. I think they could pull it off a second time. I think Hammond had the right idea, and May just needed the right wind conditions.

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 10 лет назад +14

      Rohin Nair
      I meant second time crossing the channel, with more time and a bigger budget to work on their individual projects.

    • @justahyundai
      @justahyundai 10 лет назад +11

      Vladpryde i think they should invest in making the hovervan be able to cross the channel
      can you imagine the size of the engines they would need, and the fuel tank lol

    • @blackm4niac
      @blackm4niac 10 лет назад +1

      epicfail86 I'd imagine a 2 gallon fuel tank wouldn't suffice

    • @justahyundai
      @justahyundai 10 лет назад +4

      blackm4niac They wouldn't make it past the harbor LOL
      BUT if they used diesel and fed it into a generator, they could save a lot of fuel

    • @georgehant1731
      @georgehant1731 9 лет назад

      No more top gear

  • @maddie4573
    @maddie4573 10 лет назад +210

    The pirates of the English Channel.

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 5 лет назад +2

      Blackbeard doesn't hold a candle to them

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 3 года назад +92

    "You will now drive to Dover, and then you will cross the channel to France." I can't help but notice the lack of instructions regarding not using the Channel Tunnel, or a cross-Channel ferry.

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 3 года назад +9

      Is anyone gonna tell this man the Channel Tunnel is a railway tunnel?
      Or doesn't even start at Dover?

    • @adammullarkey4996
      @adammullarkey4996 3 года назад +11

      @@caboose.20 Step 1: Drive to Dover. Step 2: Drive to Folkestone. Step 3: Drive onto train. Step 4: Wait. Step 5: Arrive in France. Instructions followed to the letter.
      I don't remember saying anything about the Tunnel not being a railway tunnel, or about it being in Dover.

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 3 года назад

      @@adammullarkey4996 no but you had implied it.

    • @adammullarkey4996
      @adammullarkey4996 3 года назад +2

      @@caboose.20 I don't see how. I made no comment either way, so, the implication is that I meant whichever I believed to be the correct case (which was that the Tunnel is a railway tunnel from Folkestone, not a road tunnel from Dover).
      Why are you taking this so seriously, anyway? My original comment was just meant to be a bit of light-hearted pedanticism, not a serious suggestion that they actually should have used the Tunnel or a ferry.

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 года назад

      @@adammullarkey4996 It would spoil the fun and isn't the point. The whole point was getting an amphibious car across the channel, duh

  • @daverome8855
    @daverome8855 5 лет назад +91

    4:30
    "Meanwhile... back with Captain Pugwash..." I'm crying with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @F0X_H0UND
    @F0X_H0UND 6 лет назад +212

    1:20 Clarkson: Now, Richard....I'm already seeing a problem. Would you like to step down?
    Richard: Yes.
    Clarkson: Stand at the wheel.
    Richard: Yes.
    Clarkson: Now look ahead.
    Richard: ......yeah that is an issue

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer Год назад +10

    I gotta be honest, this is an incredible example of the engineering process. They all set out with the same goal, they each failed in a different way, then they each set about refining their ideas, then tested them again, only to fail once more.

    • @robins4209
      @robins4209 10 месяцев назад +1

      Fail and repeat until you success, that's the old school engineering way.

  • @Chino56751
    @Chino56751 9 лет назад +668

    As hilarious as Top Gear should be. Poor James, and his little sailboat-car..

    • @zombie7961
      @zombie7961 9 лет назад +8

      Mate have you commented on every Top Gear video on RUclips ha ha I swear If see you comment on them Agent Washinton

    • @sinistersh0t2741
      @sinistersh0t2741 9 лет назад +2

      god dammit Washington your everywhere

    • @Fridgemusa
      @Fridgemusa 9 лет назад +1

      Poo poo!

    • @Island_Line_Rail_Productions
      @Island_Line_Rail_Productions 9 лет назад +12

      +Agent Washington would have worked if he knew how to actually sail...I could prob have had that thing in perfect trim depending on if it has hiking straps though since no keel.

    • @jamesgibson5911
      @jamesgibson5911 8 лет назад +2

      Paul Rude as a 400 sailor that is a sad sight to see that spinny pole getting bartered on that wall

  • @dionwoollaston5717
    @dionwoollaston5717 11 лет назад +765

    that's the first time ive seen people try and emigrate out of britain

    • @georgemills-burrows7052
      @georgemills-burrows7052 6 лет назад +65

      dion woollaston you've clearly never been to spain

    • @Hjvinke
      @Hjvinke 6 лет назад +47

      MrStig691 what does that have to do with the fact that they live in Spain. Can't emigrate when you're over 65? 😂

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 5 лет назад +5

      Spain mate

    • @ihategoogleplus3790
      @ihategoogleplus3790 5 лет назад +2

      @@Hjvinke no you can if your over 65 your going some where to die not to live

    • @lmlmd2714
      @lmlmd2714 5 лет назад +6

      It's called Australia.

  • @ermusic2806
    @ermusic2806 4 года назад +54

    Clarkson and Hammond: *screaming*
    May: ow

  • @ROBLOXGamingDavid
    @ROBLOXGamingDavid 5 лет назад +76

    "So if Titanic had been filled with foam, it would have been here today" Jeremy Clarkson.

  • @kaidenfox4454
    @kaidenfox4454 8 лет назад +98

    "Riding the wave like a twig" -Clarkson

  • @swedichboy1000
    @swedichboy1000 4 года назад +27

    6:31 That feels so wholesome.

  • @TopHatCrowling
    @TopHatCrowling 9 лет назад +85

    that moment when he reads the challenge and his eyes go big......
    I love it

  • @tzhenwheychuah5533
    @tzhenwheychuah5533 8 лет назад +60

    sunk in the channel, drinks tea, most British thing i've seen in a long time :D

  • @samuelfawell9159
    @samuelfawell9159 2 года назад +10

    “You will now drive to… Dover”
    The drop of both Jame and Hammonds faces is amazing

  • @gorvindougwinkristoffiplob5137
    @gorvindougwinkristoffiplob5137 5 лет назад +207

    "how was your holiday?"
    "it was great, we went to the beach...
    and the top gear team emerged from the water in a white pick up truck."
    "..... w-what?" 0_o

  • @joedowle9572
    @joedowle9572 8 лет назад +414

    When Top Gear was cool!

    • @llccaaa
      @llccaaa 8 лет назад +55

      Yeah when It was a show with 3 mates mucking around as appose to an overly organised tv programme with Chris Evans trying to be Jeremy Clarkson

  • @swaggemysoul1415
    @swaggemysoul1415 4 года назад +32

    I love how GTA5 made Jeremey's truck for one of their missions!

  • @Dev1nci
    @Dev1nci 9 лет назад +178

    Prepare to suckle on the milk of human kindness.

    • @Kari-tu3fs
      @Kari-tu3fs 5 лет назад +3

      Devin du Plessis it just occured to me, that clarkson called himself a tit

    • @alexcooper3651
      @alexcooper3651 5 лет назад

      Daniel Irvine actually, I believe he called himself Macbeth

    • @skjorta1984
      @skjorta1984 5 лет назад

      too full o’th milk of human kindness he is

    • @harrywithanh
      @harrywithanh 4 года назад

      It’s gone off, it stinks

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 8 лет назад +73

    How is it that merely a lot of "Ow"s can be such a funny recurring joke?

    • @jayswarrow1196
      @jayswarrow1196 4 года назад +2

      It's in the verbal part, like his famous "Helleu".

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 4 года назад +11

    8:25 - the way Jeremy says "the big scary boats" cracks me up.

  • @AyushGupta-jo3gy
    @AyushGupta-jo3gy 11 лет назад +38

    One Of The Best Examples Of Work From The Golden Trio!!!
    Love It!!!

  • @michaelaustin7339
    @michaelaustin7339 8 лет назад +12

    It's like kids in the playground at school; Jeremy to Richard;" While you sink, again," ,"No- not this time"," it will"," it won't", "it just will"," it just won't"...... Brilliant.

  • @alexG106
    @alexG106 Год назад +19

    At the bottom of the English Channel, U-boats, battleships, the Spanish Armada, A cabin cruiser with a Honda engine.
    Glorious.

    • @kjlim3743
      @kjlim3743 Год назад +1

      Well they did recover the vehicle and now it's on display at the top gear museum

  • @TheMasheenist
    @TheMasheenist 5 лет назад +19

    (Richard can’t see in front of his boat)
    “I’ll need a sailing box”
    Richard gets me every time 😆

  • @random_tristan
    @random_tristan 5 лет назад +16

    8:45 the French are like what the hell are the British doing now?

  • @nach0vidal
    @nach0vidal 5 лет назад +20

    7:50
    “Beardy! You’re going down!”
    LMAO!!

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 6 лет назад +26

    Imagine how much fun it must have been to be on that beach and get to watch the Top Gear guys drive a pickup truck out of the water.

  • @sebkennedy7286
    @sebkennedy7286 5 лет назад +18

    Opting for a sailboat when tasked with an amphibious vehicle challenge is the most James May thing imaginable 😂

  • @zakofrx
    @zakofrx 5 лет назад +32

    The Grand Tour needs to do this again properly.
    They must get the record!!

    • @n1thmusic229
      @n1thmusic229 3 года назад

      I don't know for sure but the record might've changed also the grand tour already got a UK record involving amphibious cars

  • @Kevin15047
    @Kevin15047 11 лет назад +56

    Hahaha.I think they're nuts but I admire their perseverance.

  • @Caelum_NLD
    @Caelum_NLD 5 лет назад +8

    Those three continuously honered the automobile in such magnificent ways. Top Gear just was a neverending homage to the car and let the world see cars are far more than just a tool to get from a to b, with this as its greatest triumph I think: crossing the North Sea in a pickup truck. But don't forget the other indestructable Hilux, the car that almost made it to space, all the "car vs plane/boat/etc." races, the expeditions, the "cars under 1500 pound" challenges and frankly every other little homage to the car or any part of it (the V8 blender comes to mind). So many Top Gear top tips and useful consumer advice. A must watch for car lovers.

  • @Therealgaz619
    @Therealgaz619 2 года назад +10

    Genuinely one of the best episodes of the entire series

  • @inshasha6217
    @inshasha6217 5 лет назад +34

    When James dropped the cup i just completely lost it.

  • @ala0284
    @ala0284 5 лет назад +48

    The look on May and hammonds faces when he said Dover were priceless😂

  • @thegreatcalvinio
    @thegreatcalvinio 4 года назад +19

    7:05 sailors in the sea after the Lusitania is torpedoed, 1915, colorized.

  • @DanielSmith-tb9vi
    @DanielSmith-tb9vi 11 лет назад +86

    I try not to watch too much tv, but this show makes me genuinely happy. They're hilarious!!

  • @Goofiest_Goobster
    @Goofiest_Goobster 5 лет назад +25

    6:52 *The sinking of the Titanic April 14, 1912 (Colorized)*

  • @Chobittsu
    @Chobittsu Месяц назад +2

    Their expression change at "Dover" (and Jeremy opening the envelope) is probably my single favourite moment in the whole franchise

  • @haoussazakariaaek3660
    @haoussazakariaaek3660 5 лет назад +28

    "i can just see sea, sky, sea, sky, seaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" XXD

  • @rocketman63
    @rocketman63 11 лет назад +19

    I'm an American, but I've got to say Top Gear UK rules. I always thought they are technically knowledgeable, interesting as people, and had fascinating subject matter. Their sense of humor, of course, is second to none.
    But to cross the English Channel in an outboard-driven Nissan pickup takes huge brass cojones!
    WELL DONE, Top Gear!

  • @MarloSoBalJr
    @MarloSoBalJr 4 года назад +8

    These three managed to cross the channel in a welded amphibious Nissan truck. That's a human feat of engineering and top-class content

  • @OneAngrehCat
    @OneAngrehCat 4 года назад +17

    I would really have loved to see the gendarmes reaction to this.
    I can just picture a lieutenant getting called that "a car was driving from the sea onto the beach", not believing it, getting to the pier, and seeing the three Top Gear madmen laughing as they're running it aground yelling in english.
    Goes down to find them in their wetsuits mulling about laughing and looks at them really sternly before simply yelling "PAPIERS" and arrests them. :D

  • @thescottishblogger9411
    @thescottishblogger9411 4 года назад +11

    Love it when James hits his head on sail at 4:11, lol

    • @akronymus
      @akronymus 4 года назад

      He hits the BOOM, lubber.

  • @marlowerecoing-tallen3385
    @marlowerecoing-tallen3385 4 года назад +12

    “You drop it down in this slot, THATS A WOPPER “ 😂

  • @ClayishWall
    @ClayishWall 5 лет назад +48

    I’m guessing that rockstar took inspiration from Jeremy’s car for the technical aqua

  • @Ryan157711
    @Ryan157711 5 лет назад +17

    "I've seen titanic, got a hole in it, sank" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wenhelxing
    @wenhelxing 4 года назад +15

    Topgear: Water cruising pickup
    Rockstart: technical auqua

  • @ezdude16
    @ezdude16 11 лет назад +6

    For Anyone looking for the music from 7:30 to 8:00 or so,
    The Music is Quest For Glory By John Powell
    Heres a youtube link "01 Quest For Glory"

    • @NoBrakesAllGAS
      @NoBrakesAllGAS 11 лет назад +2

      CAN I PLEASE MARRY YOU SIR?

    • @ezdude16
      @ezdude16 11 лет назад +2

      uhh no..

    • @Commando110
      @Commando110 10 лет назад +1

      Eric Zischke Your link is unavailable, is there a different link for it because that is a good song?

    • @roguepetrolhead4787
      @roguepetrolhead4787 6 лет назад

      What's the song at 4:30?