Classic car rally challenge part 1 - Top Gear - BBC

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  • @ilya3379
    @ilya3379 10 лет назад +16206

    Never bid for the first car, never go bid-crazy, never wait for the last lot. The three sins of the auctions perfectly done by the TG Boys.

    • @Lukeno52
      @Lukeno52 10 лет назад +1077

      Which was probably the point.

    • @ilya3379
      @ilya3379 9 лет назад +555

      ***** I assume they were told to do this

    • @Lukeno52
      @Lukeno52 9 лет назад +395

      Ilya Jolteon
      They wouldn't have been told to do this, they'd have decided to do it themselves.

    • @hanif12able
      @hanif12able 9 лет назад +601

      Ilya Jolteon hammond probably yes. but not for the other two, look at their face just after they'd bought the car. it was a genuine expression

    • @ilya3379
      @ilya3379 9 лет назад +86

      Hanif Purbaya Maybe they were each told to do the specific thing, but was told that the other two werent told to do anything.

  • @LPXDproductions
    @LPXDproductions 8 лет назад +8124

    You know its bad when even the auctioneer is laughing at you

    • @simon_969
      @simon_969 8 лет назад +97

      i know rite? lmao

    • @donjezza10
      @donjezza10 6 лет назад +134

      The auctioneer was awesome, he's my fav part.

    • @lakeriarianx5226
      @lakeriarianx5226 4 года назад +2

      Lmao x

    • @JM-cw1er
      @JM-cw1er 4 года назад +18

      They took 3 grand to a classic auction looking for something to go on the road right away with so they could hardly be picky

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 9 месяцев назад +10

      He could hear Jeremy laughing. If you were there in the auction house his laugh was echoing across the room.

  • @Gregolian
    @Gregolian 12 лет назад +3425

    I love how Hammond is so happy his grandfather built the car he is in.

    • @SvenskSork
      @SvenskSork 2 года назад +91

      That car actually look gangsta :D. I love the look of it

    • @prabhatsourya3883
      @prabhatsourya3883 2 года назад +409

      At the end of the show, it was revealed that that particular Lanchester was built in a different factory, and not by Hammond's Grandfather. It was the bombshell the show ended on.

    • @brainboyandthefunkybunch6516
      @brainboyandthefunkybunch6516 2 года назад +239

      @@prabhatsourya3883 so he was right his grandfather didn't make the arm rest

    • @prabhatsourya3883
      @prabhatsourya3883 2 года назад +74

      @@brainboyandthefunkybunch6516 Yes, technically, he was right 🤣

    • @Alandonald9125
      @Alandonald9125 2 года назад +14

      And then says my grandfather never built that

  • @VIDEOMAN12341000
    @VIDEOMAN12341000 4 года назад +3367

    **Something Falls Off Hammond's Car**
    Hammond: "My granddad didn't build that bit"

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 4 года назад +175

      *Whole car falls apart*
      Hammond: "Granddad must've been out sick when this one was built!" 😂

    • @doctoremil2678
      @doctoremil2678 2 года назад +22

      It later turned out that his granddad actually hadn't built anything about that car. It was built at a different factory.

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman 2 года назад +6

      This is going to be my excuse for everything from now on.
      **breaks my arm**
      "My grandad didn't build that bit"

    • @SMPandanic
      @SMPandanic 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@doctoremil2678 ahhhh... so his OTHER granddad was crap at building then

    • @doctoremil2678
      @doctoremil2678 7 месяцев назад

      @@SMPandanic Who knows...

  • @smilezor
    @smilezor 8 лет назад +5836

    you know its bad when the auctioneer is trying not to laugh

    • @Swrvn
      @Swrvn 5 лет назад +7

      Anshul Balaji are you ok?

    • @anshulbalaji2622
      @anshulbalaji2622 5 лет назад +2

      Nigga tf you saying

    • @skoda10
      @skoda10 5 лет назад +8

      @@anshulbalaji2622 are you trying to tell them something?

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 года назад +27

      @@Swrvn I need context, what did he say?

    • @peerbrent
      @peerbrent 4 года назад +4

      Anshul Balaji Its because you deleted your comment

  • @daveangelew
    @daveangelew 4 года назад +972

    I love this for the very fact that unlike some of their scripted segments you can tell Jeremy is genuinely astonished at Hammond buying the Lanchester

  • @Interceptor810
    @Interceptor810 9 лет назад +3518

    The reaction of Jeremy when the Citroen pulled up

    • @rafaeloda
      @rafaeloda 5 лет назад +140

      The whole sequence is hilarious!
      "There's plenty more coming through"
      "Ladies and gentlemen this is the last lot!"
      (out comes the Citroen)

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 5 лет назад +50

      The music is perfect as well

    • @Sirdiggar
      @Sirdiggar 4 года назад +31

      His laugh was contagious

    • @imamagungsetiawan3213
      @imamagungsetiawan3213 2 года назад +2

      It was a bit of anti-climax tbh 🤣

    • @disguisedcat1750
      @disguisedcat1750 Год назад +7

      To be fair may ended up buying the citroen from bbc, so he fell in love with it. When it comes to old things thats really the only thing that matters.

  • @123UncleRuckus
    @123UncleRuckus 10 лет назад +1437

    Hammond's strategy made me laugh a little too hard -- probably one of his best lines ever.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 2 года назад +20

      It worked.

    • @openthissideuptoo
      @openthissideuptoo 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@MrWolfSnack And ended up with the worst car of the trio hahahahaa

  • @denverm4x
    @denverm4x 10 лет назад +561

    i love how the guy behind them is getting a real kick out of it

    • @redmr2na
      @redmr2na 4 года назад +21

      Right, this is what made me laugh histerically at first. Both of them are Having a laugh at Mays expense. Like You are SO fucked mate.

    • @redmr2na
      @redmr2na 4 года назад +1

      Name Sir.....James," James the Bloody Imbecile May.

    • @mentra1
      @mentra1 4 года назад +3

      That was probably you.

  • @carlover1816
    @carlover1816 3 года назад +959

    For the record, here are all the issues that made Hammond's Lanchester fail its MOT, courtesy of the Ministry's own MOT check tool:
    Reason(s) for failure
    Nearside Front suspension has excessive play in a upper suspension ball joint (2.5.B.1a)
    Nearside Front suspension has excessive play in a lower suspension ball joint (2.5.B.1a)
    Service brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7) Dangerous
    Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7) Dangerous
    Steering component damaged and unserviceable (2.2.C.1d)
    Steering system fouling (2.2.D.2a)
    Nearside Steering system lock to lock check exposes a seriously damaged brake hose (2.2.D.2b)
    Nearside Steering system lock to lock check stretches a brake pipe (2.2.D.2b)
    Power steering pipe(s) or hose(s) leaking (2.3.3b)
    Braking system leaking (3.6.A.1)
    Nearside Headlamp missing (1.7.3)
    Offside Headlamp missing (1.7.3)
    Nearside Leaf spring shackle bracket corroded and seriously weakened (2.4.B.6d)
    Offside Leaf spring shackle bracket corroded and seriously weakened (2.4.B.6d)
    Nearside Leaf spring shackle bracket rivet missing (2.4.B.6c)
    Offside Leaf spring shackle bracket rivet missing (2.4.B.6c)
    Nearside Direction indicators not working (1.4.A.2c)
    Horn control missing (1.6.1)
    Horn not working (1.6.2a)
    Nearside Front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
    Nearside Front Wheel nut(s) loose (4.2.A.1e)
    Offside Front Wheel nut(s) loose (4.2.A.1e)
    Nearside Rear Wheel nut(s) loose (4.2.A.1e)
    Nearside Rear rear brake binding (3.7.B.1)
    Offside Obligatory mirror missing (8.1.1)
    Nearside Front Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)
    Offside Front Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)
    Nearside Front Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
    Offside Front Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
    Rear Exhaust mounting missing (7.1.1b)
    Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)
    Exhaust emits clearly visible black smoke during acceleration (7.3.A.2c)
    Exhaust emits excessive dense blue smoke during acceleration (7.3.A.2c)
    Front registration plate insecure (6.3.1b)
    Rear registration plate missing (6.3.1a)
    Rear Body has a sharp edge caused by damage (6.1.C.1)
    Spare wheel insecure (6.4.2)
    Driver's door does not latch securely closed (6.2.B.1a)
    Vehicle structure has excessive corrosion which adversely affects braking or steering (6.1.A.1)
    Vehicle structure has a fracture which adversely affects braking or steering (6.1.A.1)
    Vehicle structure has an inadequate repair which adversely affects braking or steering (6.1.A.1)
    Vehicle structure has an inadequate repair, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)

  • @kieranhughes4090
    @kieranhughes4090 9 лет назад +6233

    James : "My patience will be rewarded"
    Gets a Citroen

    • @tech4pros1
      @tech4pros1 8 лет назад +148

      +Kieran H but by far the best value for money, for a car that looks to have had a full restoration not too long ago. £1500 for a rust free drivable classic with an MOT is a bargain. that healey was rather overpriced to be honest (british classics are going up in value, so if you can net one cheap now, do so!!) and that lanchester was only fit for the scrapheap. not luxury enough for a wedding car, undesirable body shape and being a rebadged Daimler, horrifically expensive to repair.

    • @4everanarsenalfan
      @4everanarsenalfan 8 лет назад +81

      James: plenty more to come
      auctioneer: we now come to our last lot of the day
      James thinking 'shit' sees car (thinking) 'shitting shit'

    • @4everanarsenalfan
      @4everanarsenalfan 8 лет назад +3

      ***** good point wonder if he thought cocking cock when he saw the car

    • @AdmiralRustyShackleford
      @AdmiralRustyShackleford 8 лет назад +3

      +insanitybiker It's too bad whoever restored it kept the original engine. I would've scrapped that paper weight and put the Super's 4cyl in it, at least then it'd be close to original and would've had a good bit more torque.

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo 8 лет назад +25

      It occures to me the Citroen wasn't really the last car in the auction, else everyone else would have gone home by then. TV "tweaks" to the storyline methinks. :)

  • @joebro391
    @joebro391 7 лет назад +526

    That turn signal at 8:54 is the coolest thing ever

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 6 лет назад +25

      That's a semaphore if I'm not mistaken

    • @Volfmech
      @Volfmech 6 лет назад +27

      I think they're called Trafficators. Thought semaphore was messages via flags. I could be wrong though!

    • @BritishCommentWriter
      @BritishCommentWriter 6 лет назад +45

      Trafficators were REALLY stupid. They weren't easy to see, used to come out without any driver input, sometimes wouldn't go back in and were so flimsy that you could easily get out, not notice they were there, and then walk through them and snap them off. And it's not as if they were even needed. A flashing indicator light is not complicated and first appeared in 1938. The fact that trafficators like this one actually had lights in them is obviously Lanchester taking the piss. Especially in 1953.

    • @ponyempiresunite9702
      @ponyempiresunite9702 6 лет назад +1

      Imagine being hit in the head with it.

    • @Goldenrod01
      @Goldenrod01 4 года назад +2

      Volf both terms can be used

  • @EM-gy5gx
    @EM-gy5gx 4 года назад +238

    4:39 you know you are getting a raw deal when the auctioneer laughs at your bid.

  • @ethanrichardson7708
    @ethanrichardson7708 7 лет назад +253

    "What a dismal racket" my new favorite line from the whole series

  • @BenP787
    @BenP787 8 лет назад +2486

    "Still, at least my car wasn't medieval."

    • @THEGRANDTOUR-kt3jh
      @THEGRANDTOUR-kt3jh 5 лет назад +57

      31.7 seconds i can walk 60mph faster than that

    • @Charlzey1998
      @Charlzey1998 4 года назад +34

      The car does have a proper ignition! The crank was there in case you lost the ignition key :)

    • @matthewjones9259
      @matthewjones9259 3 года назад

      @@THEGRANDTOUR-kt3jh I really can

    • @THEGRANDTOUR-kt3jh
      @THEGRANDTOUR-kt3jh 3 года назад

      @@matthewjones9259 good dude 😂

    • @matthewjones9259
      @matthewjones9259 3 года назад

      @@THEGRANDTOUR-kt3jh no not really but it feels like it

  • @matthewvanblerk
    @matthewvanblerk 3 года назад +215

    Engine falls out of the car
    Richard: Grandad didn't build that

    • @grdprojekt
      @grdprojekt 4 месяца назад +3

      Joking aside, Hammond's grandad worked for Mulliner, a coach building company. Coach builders don't do the technical bit on a car, only the styling. So when the car goes wrong, you can thank Lancaster.

  • @coltallic3114
    @coltallic3114 8 лет назад +1619

    I would've gone for that Cortina defiantly.

    • @spacebar7364
      @spacebar7364 8 лет назад +9

      Coltallic i know what's wrong with it it's just basically a cheap Capri

    • @TheKenjoje
      @TheKenjoje 8 лет назад +28

      03:08 help, please, what's that? some triumph or what?

    • @Esubalol
      @Esubalol 7 лет назад +16

      @TheKenjoje, that is a Rover P6 base, most likely a Rover 2200. mid to late 70's, 2-liter, roughly 130hp when new.

    • @Esubalol
      @Esubalol 7 лет назад +14

      hard to make out what the grille badge says, but it could be "TC" referring to the 2200 TC (don't ask me why TC, it is naturally aspirated), or it could be "V8" which would be the Rover 3500 with a Buick small-block making roughly 210hp when new.

    • @craigmclean8260
      @craigmclean8260 5 лет назад +10

      @@Esubalol I think "TC" in Rover terminology was "Twin Carburettors"...

  • @MS-rt2jw
    @MS-rt2jw 7 лет назад +1339

    this genuinely looks quite unscripted. they all look well exited and clarkson looks well surprised when he finds out he bid 3.6k on the car.

    • @CharizardMaster69
      @CharizardMaster69 2 года назад +18

      believe it was

    • @robertocarbajal5568
      @robertocarbajal5568 Год назад +2

      M me ayudas

    • @TomasUjhelyi
      @TomasUjhelyi Год назад +19

      Because Jeremy is an actor first and foremost

    • @Kenneth-ff5ce
      @Kenneth-ff5ce Год назад +14

      Why you peeps hating on Jeremy the bloody bloke is a legend don't hate appreciate

    • @Tyler_Owen23
      @Tyler_Owen23 Год назад +1

      @@Kenneth-ff5ceJeremy rules. All the guys do.

  • @lightgear4566
    @lightgear4566 10 лет назад +638

    At 7:52 Hammond said his car was built in 1953, every car built before 1960 in the UK is tax and mot exempt, Therefore he doesn't theoretically need a mot, just a slip from the post office saying it is still on the road.

    • @arsenalfanrichi
      @arsenalfanrichi 6 лет назад +89

      Good thing about that car is that it wouldn't go fast enough to hurt anyone anyway.

    • @CycolacFan
      @CycolacFan 6 лет назад +92

      But that wasn't the case when this was filmed, that happened about ten years later.

    • @furman761
      @furman761 5 лет назад +62

      Weird rule. So a car built 50 years ago that can potentially be in a condition that presents danger on the road for both driver and other vehicles is exempt from testing?

    • @CycolacFan
      @CycolacFan 5 лет назад +4

      Yes, crazy isn't it?

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 5 лет назад +7

      @@furman761 Yep. And this year, it was changed to rolling 40-years old

  • @MasterMoyle
    @MasterMoyle 3 года назад +98

    The MOT results actually weren't faked, they actually were real problems that the car had. There was 42 problems with the car & 2 of which were dangerous ones.

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 9 месяцев назад +5

      If you screenshot the paperwork and read back over it from the JPEG, you can see which MOT centre it was, the date and time of the test, and all the issues. It was real. I suspect the producers did know about the cars before the auction and instructed which of them would bid on what. Now there might be more to the story that they didn't actually know what was wrong with their cars, just what car they were told to get.

  • @ianjunius2319
    @ianjunius2319 8 лет назад +5751

    so, Hammond just bought fake taxi..

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 7 лет назад +901

    0:12 0 to 60? I'll give you a few seconds to have an educated guess.
    my thoughts: "it can't do 60?"

  • @WILSTURR
    @WILSTURR 11 лет назад +463

    "What the hell is this? It's an Austin 70, I'm NOT interested, cracks me up every time Jeremy says that!

    • @gemmaclarkson1554
      @gemmaclarkson1554 6 лет назад +35

      it's a Austin 7 not a Austin 70

    • @missfahrenheit3638
      @missfahrenheit3638 5 лет назад +1

      Why?

    • @Mike8981
      @Mike8981 5 лет назад +1

      @@Harvester236 I'm pretty sure that the members of that club would feel the same about that loud mouthed thug

    • @1183newman
      @1183newman 5 лет назад +11

      Austin 7 is basically Britains version of the Ford Model T, they were everywhere in England and easily modified.

    • @traxxy97_
      @traxxy97_ 2 года назад

      @@1183newman they had more varients (etc: chummy, ulster 2 seater, ruby, swallow, meteor, pearl and loads more)

  • @microusb42069
    @microusb42069 2 года назад +73

    Personally I dig Jamess car. It's a nice color and it's in a really good condition for the year. Plus it just looks different than your average vehicle, even for that year, and I like stuff like that.

  • @OverFlow407
    @OverFlow407 12 лет назад +206

    "The Teeside Yesteryear Motor Club - how much do I not want to go out for dinner with anyone who's a member of that." hahaha

  • @Kal_El1994
    @Kal_El1994 5 лет назад +250

    Love how the auctioneer looks up at James at 4:08 as he knows he hasn't got a car yet XD XD

  • @sidney2738
    @sidney2738 3 года назад +90

    James moving his hand to demonstrate Jeremy’s windscreen level was so wonky it was like when your 10 on the playground and you move your hand up to show how much taller you are then someone even though they are about a foot taller than you

  • @drummertimmy100
    @drummertimmy100 9 лет назад +3727

    "Go ugly early." I wonder if this is how Hammond met his wife.

    • @thenomatron9358
      @thenomatron9358 7 лет назад +91

      drummertimmy100 ooh savage

    • @mirza6399
      @mirza6399 7 лет назад +203

      drummertimmy100 his wifes a beautiful woman 😁

    • @Person-cc2ee
      @Person-cc2ee 6 лет назад +37

      Complete savage bro hope Hammond sees this comment

    • @TheBasher-_-
      @TheBasher-_- 6 лет назад +57

      Marry Christmas Tbf Hammond is way out of his wife's league lol.

    • @M33PR
      @M33PR 6 лет назад +15

      He couldn't remember if he was married once

  • @ChrisMolyneaux93
    @ChrisMolyneaux93 8 лет назад +575

    I would've gotten that Triumph Spitfire

    • @owainrose7607
      @owainrose7607 8 лет назад +10

      Chris Molyneaux Me too. The Citroën is nice too though

    • @Jet166
      @Jet166 7 лет назад +59

      That Cortina Clarkson bid on looked nice too.

    • @ericjohnston7403
      @ericjohnston7403 7 лет назад +14

      Jet166 That would've been my choice even if I went over budget

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 6 лет назад +4

      Same, it was dressed in such a funky color.

    • @davidchorley9219
      @davidchorley9219 5 лет назад +8

      I had a friend with a GT6 that colour, all the birds at Fort Dunlop shat on it... feathered variety that is...

  • @philzwhip
    @philzwhip 8 лет назад +712

    I would've gone for the purple car, and, if allowed, repainted it black, red or British Racing Green. If not, well, I guess I could handle the purple.

    • @AdmiralRustyShackleford
      @AdmiralRustyShackleford 8 лет назад +73

      Any of those probably would've been better than that Citroen. The Beetle that he hates would've been better, it handles better and is quicker, which says a lot.

    • @scottsherman7069
      @scottsherman7069 8 лет назад +7

      +snakesonaplane2 But the Citroen is amazing!

    • @AdmiralRustyShackleford
      @AdmiralRustyShackleford 8 лет назад +10

      Scott Sherman All I can really say for it, is it looks like someone had recently restored it so it's in good shape, didn't give him any mechanical trouble. I'd restore it with the 4 cyl and an electronic ignition.

    • @scottsherman7069
      @scottsherman7069 8 лет назад +2

      +snakesonaplane2 I do agree with you that it obviously had been well looked after and restored. I would also make it a wee bit faster and easier to start.

    • @AdmiralRustyShackleford
      @AdmiralRustyShackleford 8 лет назад +2

      Scott Sherman Hence the 4 cyl and electronic ignition, solve both those problems. Not like the 4 cyl was any sort of powerhouse, but it has a lot more power in comparison the the 2 cyl, lot more low end torque to get it moving.

  • @miltos_carhub
    @miltos_carhub 11 лет назад +971

    Yeah,and it's the exact same model as the one my dad used to have before selling it to buy a Fiat Brava!

    • @ckch4535
      @ckch4535 3 года назад +8

      Oof

    • @volt8684
      @volt8684 3 года назад +5

      I had a fiat brava paid £80 lasted 4 yrs great little car till gearbox failed

    • @etam8099
      @etam8099 3 года назад +1

      @@volt8684 how much?!

    • @lucasbarton1773
      @lucasbarton1773 3 года назад +2

      @@volt8684 I love the fiat brava, shame they are so rare in the UK

    • @nikerailfanningttm9046
      @nikerailfanningttm9046 2 года назад

      @@etam8099 that's some bullshit, theres no way a full size car can cost 80 pounds, unless its just the frame and the tires. ROFL

  • @maxo.9928
    @maxo.9928 Год назад +24

    I love that the auctioneer chuckles slightly at James as the bid keeps getting higher and higher 😂

  • @RisingJake
    @RisingJake 8 лет назад +930

    May, Hammond, and Clarkson made the show, really.

  • @MichaelD8393
    @MichaelD8393 6 лет назад +317

    5:02 Push button start... in *1953!*

    • @andgate2000
      @andgate2000 5 лет назад +21

      Most did.....the idea of putting it in the key barrel came later.

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 4 года назад +1

      @PoRtLaNdIaBoI True, but still, we had the concept of it 50/60 years ago.

    • @bretsutherlandsterriblemem8439
      @bretsutherlandsterriblemem8439 4 года назад +3

      they had push button start in 1919. the Model T from 1919-1927 had push button start.

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 4 года назад +1

      @@bretsutherlandsterriblemem8439 Gotcha!

    • @bretsutherlandsterriblemem8439
      @bretsutherlandsterriblemem8439 4 года назад +4

      MichaelD8393 it was actually a pretty marvellous thing at the time, what could be done with electricity, i bet the consumers of that time thought of it as magic.

  • @JuddKramer
    @JuddKramer 8 лет назад +57

    Pretty amazing that James was able to buy a classic Citroen that seemed to be in mint condition for 1500 pounds. Thats just over 2,100 USD.

  • @LightningStorm2323
    @LightningStorm2323 10 лет назад +328

    lol my granddad didn't build the gear box. This arm rest is adjustable, oh my granddad didn't build that somebody else did, maybe his day off or something lol

    • @R33Racer
      @R33Racer 10 лет назад +31

      It was made by someone else's grandad in the end. =P

    • @LightningStorm2323
      @LightningStorm2323 10 лет назад

      i know

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 7 лет назад

      More like his gramps never even touched the car

  • @YuraEnjoji
    @YuraEnjoji 8 лет назад +87

    you know it's bad when James starts saying "POWER!!!"

  • @shellsbignumber2
    @shellsbignumber2 10 лет назад +393

    My new years resolution:
    I got to stop watching these Top Gear clips one after the other on U-Tube.

    • @jasonkiminseoul
      @jasonkiminseoul 10 лет назад +11

      I'm not trying to be picky or something, but it's "RUclips", not "U-Tube," sir.

    • @MrXleader
      @MrXleader 10 лет назад +9

      ***** Are you new to the internet? U is used to shorten "you"

    • @jasonkiminseoul
      @jasonkiminseoul 10 лет назад +31

      yes I know that, but U-Tube sounds like another Nazi hidden weapon.

    • @MrXleader
      @MrXleader 10 лет назад

      there was only 1 U thing that nazi's made....so nope

    • @jerryg1964
      @jerryg1964 9 лет назад +14

      U-Tube would be the product of a merger between the London Underground and the Berlin U-Bahn

  • @TJD_04
    @TJD_04 2 года назад +22

    7:35 ah the good old iPhone

  • @ElliottHurst
    @ElliottHurst 9 лет назад +92

    "It's like driving around inside a radiogram"

  • @MomoTvT
    @MomoTvT 3 года назад +27

    7:30 plot twist: Richard’s grand-dad had the day off when this car was made.

  • @corvetcoyote443
    @corvetcoyote443 2 года назад +5

    The classic car that caught my eye was the 74-75 Rover 3500, that's definitely one of my favorite British classics.

  • @RedCard94
    @RedCard94 4 года назад +53

    “Still, at least my car wasn’t *medieval”*
    😆😂🤣
    I’d expect nothing less from James, who, *to this day,* still lives in the 1950s. His car’s probably older than he is. 🤣

    • @thekarlkeeper8727
      @thekarlkeeper8727 3 года назад +1

      James May was born in 1963, so you’d be right...

  • @briandang236
    @briandang236 6 лет назад +33

    Jeremy's laugh at 4:13 is contagious 😂🤣

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon 9 лет назад +6

    Starting handle + old Citroen engine "whirl" + May's victorious expression = WIN!!!

  • @ethanrocket430
    @ethanrocket430 Год назад +13

    4:22 the pure regret of “I don’t want that” in james’ voice

    • @ethanrocket430
      @ethanrocket430 Год назад +1

      4:07 last lot

    • @theminimancjb36
      @theminimancjb36 2 месяца назад

      I would absolutely love that car 😊 and at £1500 an absolute steal

  • @pitaya4151
    @pitaya4151 5 лет назад +32

    "My grandad didn't build that part" "Day off maybe" LMAO

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 4 года назад +32

    5:26 I’ve always loved how offended and defensive Jeremy looks when Hammond says he’s bought a Midget

    • @Fifthcell
      @Fifthcell 2 года назад +2

      I mean… Hammond wasn’t wrong 😂

  • @AussieChristophe27
    @AussieChristophe27 7 лет назад +11

    0:15 "'The Teeside Yesteryear Motor Club'. HOW much do I NOT want to go out for dinner with ANYONE whose a member of THAT."

  • @thealislife9339
    @thealislife9339 4 года назад +40

    One of the best episodes IMO. Still fresh and so many hilarious scenes almost the entire segment

    • @zilet7844
      @zilet7844 Год назад

      The second part was sadly deleted 😢

  • @wtf3r
    @wtf3r 8 лет назад +16

    If I was Jeremy, I would have gone for the Ford Cortina. Looks magnificent in that red.

  • @justsumguy2u
    @justsumguy2u 5 лет назад +16

    How is it that I can watch TG episodes 5 times or more and never once get tired of them?

  • @ryanbcushman3504
    @ryanbcushman3504 4 года назад +19

    4:30 even the announcer was laughing at James😂😂

  • @danmoscaliuc1881
    @danmoscaliuc1881 5 лет назад +12

    Funny coincidence, but at 9:55 the car mechanic said "... most of the ..." while the video showed the abbreviations of the car service company where Richard Hammond was repairing the ride

  • @Bart3n
    @Bart3n 4 года назад +6

    This is hands down one of the best moments ever.. keep watching this over and over..

  • @MrRacerfjappe
    @MrRacerfjappe 5 лет назад +37

    Legend has it that the MoT inspector is still telling Richard about flaws on his car to this very day..

  •  4 года назад +15

    9:50 That MOT guy reminds me of that skit of the ship whose front fell off :D

  • @PeterButchens
    @PeterButchens 8 лет назад +273

    oooh he should have bit on the purple car

    • @moki1547
      @moki1547 8 лет назад +8

      bid*

    • @tonyhong20
      @tonyhong20 8 лет назад +5

      It was over £3000 though

    • @voitball
      @voitball 7 лет назад +7

      He bght the last one on purpose
      That was a spitfire (prple one) it wldv blown the other two away

  • @Ren_1090
    @Ren_1090 5 лет назад +55

    I know it was dragged pretty heavily during the show, but James’ Citroen is the best car out of them all.

    • @Fantastika
      @Fantastika Год назад +1

      Nah, the midget is actually pretty cool

  • @peterkershaw11
    @peterkershaw11 4 года назад +5

    At 0:24, the pamphlet Hammond's holding, car on the top cell is the same one James buys in the end.
    Foreshadowing at its subtlest.

  • @personaview5789
    @personaview5789 8 лет назад +75

    i just miss the old show

  • @chrishargreaves8016
    @chrishargreaves8016 6 лет назад +10

    ''It's an Austin 7''
    ''....I'm not interested!'' lmao Jeremy Clarkson is the main reason I love old Top Gear

  • @Shorty15c4007
    @Shorty15c4007 6 лет назад +7

    4:07 the first and second reassuring laugh always gets me.

  • @Charlzey1998
    @Charlzey1998 6 лет назад +7

    6:01 they did have ignition keys, the crank was for when you lose it...

  • @Riese79
    @Riese79 3 года назад +24

    The guy behind james had the best time of his life

  • @90HP_Reviewsofficial
    @90HP_Reviewsofficial 9 месяцев назад +1

    4:13
    The way it just came out of the crowd and the soundtrack was just hilarious 😂

  • @djpalpatine8649
    @djpalpatine8649 6 лет назад +17

    2:28 I totally would have put a bid on that car.

  • @passbyicecube
    @passbyicecube 2 года назад +3

    That fella behind these 3 during auction probably having one of his greatest afternoon watching these three bidding. LOL

  • @smartalec2001
    @smartalec2001 5 лет назад +60

    1:50 James’s thoughtful face and eventual shake of head as Richard explains how to ‘go ugly early’ amuses me. Is he deciding against the next car? Or concluding Richard is an idiot?
    I also chuckle at the three ‘stages’ of Jeremy laughing at James and the Citroen. At first he’s amused/surprised to hear it’s the last item. Then he sees James’s panic. THEN he sees the car...

    • @fredenord2411
      @fredenord2411 3 года назад +1

      I know right. He really panics xD

    • @adamosca6399
      @adamosca6399 Год назад

      I think he’s on to something 😂😂😂😂

  • @m0ther_bra1ned12
    @m0ther_bra1ned12 8 лет назад +127

    "Its what I do in a night club"... flash...flash....flash... XD

  • @andonivelasco8466
    @andonivelasco8466 4 года назад +7

    8:17 I thought James said "No!" like it couldn't't even reach 60 hahaha

  • @codyb8238
    @codyb8238 8 лет назад +81

    "What a dismal racket."

  • @aadityanair9981
    @aadityanair9981 4 года назад +22

    Hammond....i can only imagine his youth...
    "It's a girl, I'm buying her" LOL

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon 8 лет назад +11

    1:42 This made me go and google up pictures of them when they were young. Did not disappoint.

  • @wassupdudes4962
    @wassupdudes4962 4 года назад +6

    5:55 I love James' scientific methods

  • @trevorphillips6476
    @trevorphillips6476 10 лет назад +70

    He shoulda got the spitfire :P

  • @forresttowns4995
    @forresttowns4995 10 месяцев назад +3

    Clarkson actually bought the Richard Hammond of cars. That's hilarious.

  • @Se1ander
    @Se1ander 6 лет назад +3

    The spitfire or whatever it was called at 03:19 was to me the coolest one there.
    The one I would have bought.

  • @qwasd0r
    @qwasd0r 12 лет назад +10

    James had the best car and styled it the nicest.
    May all the way.

  • @RastaSaiyaman
    @RastaSaiyaman 9 лет назад +5

    6:08 soundtrack of my youth seeing as how plenty of my family owned Citroen cars and I heard that engine whine quite a lot.

  • @HollywoodUndead1509
    @HollywoodUndead1509 4 года назад +10

    Jeremy: "It isn't a midget."
    James and Richard: "IT IS!"

  • @Airrivalsgamer
    @Airrivalsgamer 9 лет назад +200

    Just imagine the reaction form one of the previous car owners if they knew that their car was used for a top gear challenge.
    If i would be in that situation i would be kinda... sad.

    • @Callllum
      @Callllum 7 лет назад +12

      MizutayioGP you would he sad your complete bucket was on a million dollar show?

    • @Ryo-lr9tt
      @Ryo-lr9tt 6 лет назад +8

      Callum Docherty it would probably break down in the show so you can figure the one that kept this car running for years wouldn't like to see it crash right?

    • @justingerde5948
      @justingerde5948 6 лет назад

      e schwizer :)

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 5 лет назад +4

      then don't sell it duh

    • @HolysauceStreams
      @HolysauceStreams 5 лет назад

      Send it out with a bang

  • @NaughtyBoyCutler
    @NaughtyBoyCutler 11 лет назад +7

    I would've had that Cortina, it's also got it's rally history too :)

  • @kikimura69
    @kikimura69 4 года назад +3

    That spitfire was so nice I would've gone for that 100 percent

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 2 года назад +7

    I love how Hammond perfectly described exactly what James would do 😂

  • @RcNerd
    @RcNerd 8 лет назад +80

    what's this?
    Austin 7
    I'm not interested

  • @Rygoat
    @Rygoat 2 года назад +3

    I completely forgot about that gorgeous spitfire, cant believe James didnt at least TRY to buy it

  • @robertallen3441
    @robertallen3441 4 месяца назад +3

    Filmed at Anglia Car auctions at Kings Lynn. They hold regular modern and classic car auctions and stream the classic auction here on youtube.

    • @QF_Dan72
      @QF_Dan72 2 месяца назад

      glad to know the place is still around

  • @harold5337
    @harold5337 Год назад +5

    James’s car was a reluctant buy, but it was such a great little car and by the end of it I think it won him over

  • @Mahlorihlori
    @Mahlorihlori 4 месяца назад +2

    “Grandad did do the gearbox that’s a Daimler gearbox” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @StratoCatser
    @StratoCatser 11 лет назад +10

    I love how the guys around them are laughing as well

  • @fancyhat6505
    @fancyhat6505 2 месяца назад +1

    3:36 just shows how good friends they are

  • @alexs3187
    @alexs3187 4 года назад +20

    “It’s got the wrong engine, so it’s not worth much.” That’s why God invented crate V8 engines.

  • @SimsMovieCreater
    @SimsMovieCreater 9 лет назад +35

    Anyone else notice the guy in the Holden jacket at 2:50?

    • @lalnablehector1285
      @lalnablehector1285 9 лет назад +6

      SimsMovieCreater wonder what he's doing that far from home in a Holden jacket

    • @SimsMovieCreater
      @SimsMovieCreater 9 лет назад +1

      Lalnable Hector Yea

    • @mills3375
      @mills3375 6 лет назад +3

      Z-Series Your comment is the only reason why I came to watch this video. Even though I am a ford fan

    • @emmessveemusic902
      @emmessveemusic902 6 лет назад +1

      Who is that bro .

  • @No.Handle31
    @No.Handle31 6 лет назад +9

    0:53 you can just tell your at a British car auction

  • @pjneethling26
    @pjneethling26 8 лет назад +52

    I would have bought the escort immediately.

    • @junior602002
      @junior602002 8 лет назад +1

      +Pj Neethling
      I would have gone for the Cortina or maybe the Granada.

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 7 лет назад

      Bes choice of cars for a mino rally stage

    • @Jimmieadamsp
      @Jimmieadamsp 7 лет назад +8

      Don't let your wife find out 🤣

    • @juliansmith8633
      @juliansmith8633 5 лет назад +7

      It’s not an escort it’s a cortina

  • @louisgreenleaf235
    @louisgreenleaf235 8 лет назад +37

    Should have bought the triumph

  • @dalekinthewater4708
    @dalekinthewater4708 2 года назад +2

    I love going to these, because I just love looking at the cars

  • @bugattiincroyable
    @bugattiincroyable 9 лет назад +160

    That Citroen was so cute

    • @NoProHarrie
      @NoProHarrie 8 лет назад +14

      +bugattiincroyable And I'm quite surprised it hadn't a key. The price was ace as well I'd had bought it at that price :P

    • @victor15002
      @victor15002 8 лет назад +1

      +Harrie Span Unless it's for rally.

    • @Charlzey1998
      @Charlzey1998 8 лет назад +16

      It does have a key, the crank was for emergency use in case you lost the engine key

    • @owainrose7607
      @owainrose7607 8 лет назад +3

      tdugamer I know

    • @dad8023
      @dad8023 5 лет назад +1

      @@owainrose7607 etfdryfsergcseyc7t4r4

  • @nodafy
    @nodafy 16 дней назад +1

    You just know like 80% of that crowd were those "hardcore auctioneers" who've never had any fun and only ever talk about crankshafts
    "These bloodeh Top Gear lads I tell the, chuffin sick of um I am"